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Obama Receives Ricin Letter - White House Webcast At 11:45 EDT

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Yesterday Sarin for Senators, now suspicious substances sent to Obama? CNN reports:

  • CNN says letter was found at off-site mail-screening facility, substance is unknown, cites unidentified Secret Service officials.

It appears the "suspicious substance" was not a balanced budget, but sarin toxin instead, as the letter received in the Senate yesterday.

Suspicious letter addressed to Obama has tested positive for ricin (as did letter to Sen Roger Wicker (R-MS)

And then this:

  • Capitol police are evacuating part of Hart Senate office building (first floor) because of a suspicious package

From the Hill:

Authorities have intercepted a letter to the White House that tested positive for ricin poison, according to multiple media reports.
The Secret Service has acknowledged the letter addressed to President Obama contained a suspicious substance but has not stated it was ricin, a deadly poison.


On Tuesday, lawmakers revealed that a letter addressed to Sen. Roger Wicker (R-Miss.) had tested positive for the poison.


The Secret Service said the letter was sent to Obama on April 16 and was discovered at a remove White House mail screening facility.


"This facility routinely identifies letters or parcels that require secondary screening or scientific testing before delivery," the Secret Service said in a statement. "The Secret Service White House mail screening facility is a remote facility, not located near the White House complex, that all White House mail goes through."

Our take home from all of this is that the USPS appears to still be in business. Amazing.

White House holds briefing on this 2001 flashback event which can only mean a major military escalation somewhere, anywhere is forthcoming:


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Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:19 | 3460925 Smegley Wanxalot
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Did they compare the suspicious samples from this letter with those from Lewinski's blue dress?

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:19 | 3460954 tsx500
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Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:22 | 3460961 krispkritter
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Why is it foreign press seems to have more on Boston than anything I've seen here:


Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:25 | 3461000 hedgeless_horseman
Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:31 | 3461047 Chuck Norris
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By "Suspicious Substance" they mean his real birth certificate??

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:31 | 3461055 Stackers
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Stop the violence !!! We need background checks and 3 day waiting period for everyone wanting to mail something !!!

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:34 | 3461063 hedgeless_horseman
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3 day waiting period for everyone wanting to mail something

Yes we can!  If it saves just one politician, then it is worth it.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:42 | 3461112 Ahmeexnal
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Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:46 | 3461123 hedgeless_horseman
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Why don't our law makers pass a Mail Safety Act so that all mail must now be Registered Mail.  The USPS could sure use the revenue.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:49 | 3461134 Pinto Currency
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Any guy who's administration wants to "fundamentally change America" and crash the dollar

would appear to be using a large amount of suspicous white powder. 

There was once a guy in a bunker who during his administration's last days was reliant on chemical substances.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:49 | 3461165 somecallmetimmah
Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:52 | 3461179 Spirit Of Truth
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Was Hakimullah Mehsud And The Pakistani Taliban Behind The Boston Marathon Bombing?

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:59 | 3461228 TerminalDebt
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If it came by USPS and they got it yesterday the guy that sent it is probably dead of old age by now

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 12:11 | 3461289 Stackers
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I wonder how long it will take before they track down the source of this Ricin to a CDC or DoD lab like they did with the Anthrax scare just after 9/11

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 12:19 | 3461344 toys for tits
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It was from Joe Biden.


Wed, 04/17/2013 - 12:28 | 3461397 Divided States ...
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This is just another excuse for US Postal Service to hire more drug sniffing 'monkeys', jack up stamp prices and make the delivery times longer.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 12:34 | 3461445 Manthong
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What a waste of time and energy trying to send a letter with bad stuff on it to Obama.

Everybody knows he does not spend enough time off of the golf course to read any mail.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 12:41 | 3461503 francis_sawyer
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ZOMG ~ I sincerely hope that they hustled him off to safety!


All AmeriKans should pray for the FIRST FAMILY in troubling times like this...

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 12:43 | 3461527 Patriot Eke
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Never let a crisis go to waste, right?  What the fuck does ricin letters have to do with gun control laws?!  The timing of all of this crap sure is suspect.  Gee, I wonder if it's all just a conicidence...

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 12:48 | 3461556 Divided States ...
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Dont think Obama got the letter I sent that told him to FUCK OFF AND STOP SUCKING THE BANKERS COCK before I pee'd all over it after eating a plate of asparagus.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 12:31 | 3461435 gatorengineer
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or Bhillary Clinton

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 12:15 | 3461302 smlbizman
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when they day is done ...after the smoke clears your 2nd amendment will be corzined....cause while you are watching the bombs and dusty letters...

live mics are a wondeful thing

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 12:33 | 3461448 balolalo
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I wonder if recent events have something to do with this?

A blast from the past and window into our future.   Look around you... then is now.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 16:06 | 3462939 boogerbently
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.....ban envelopes.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:59 | 3461235 Terminus C
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Was Obama Abdullah and the Americani AlCIAduh behind the Boston Marathon Bombing?

Oh wait... it was the people in a cave...

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 14:09 | 3462167 Breezy47
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Is that your blog? That is good work with the pictures.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 12:10 | 3461296 McMolotov
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That's 4chan apparently doing a better job than the fucking FBI.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 12:22 | 3461354 JohnnyBriefcase
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Maybe the FBI doesn't really want to get to the bottom of this one...

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 12:47 | 3461551 Patriot Eke
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Maybe the FBI is at the bottom of it.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 15:19 | 3462648 Pure Evil
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Nah, you'd have better luck finding the "dark skinnned" suspects hiding out over at the White House or the Dept. of Justice.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 16:07 | 3462941 boogerbently
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Has the revolution stated ??

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 12:47 | 3461424 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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Interesting looks like a spec op when you put all the players together, got the right mix of demographics. Question is are they ex, current ours or Mossad (yes I am going there based on the demographics in the pics). That one smiling for the surveillance camera is a brazen little bastard. Going to be fun reading Alex Jones and the ilk if this filters down to them and doesn't get taken offline first.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 12:34 | 3461447 SemperFord
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Having been in the Military, two guys in desert pants Look(stance, hair, etc) military 

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 12:44 | 3461539 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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Without a doubt. Ex or current old habits die hard.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 14:07 | 3461869 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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After looking at the pictures some more I can understand why some those guys were circled for interest but bear with me here. The 2 that are definitely in on the bombing is the guy in the white hat and the one in blue you see him with. Occam's razor says 2 bombs + 2 backpacks = 2 people. Those 2 military guys may not be part of the deal and just working security at the event. You see them with back packs after the bombs went off and the one looks to have an official pass around his neck. The officials can rule that out real quickly and probably already have. We'd never know from these pictures and no matter what they say there is going to be that paranoia crowd to say otherwise. I just can't wrap my head around the fact that US military ex or current would bomb civilians especially on Patriots Day. It just goes against everything that is ingrained into your head if you've been in the service. The facts will bear things out question is will the media report the facts or use the event to train the populace like a bunch of pavlov dogs that military = terrorists. I maybe a Libertarian and live in a blue state but I know the difference between the 2 and mindset that goes along with these things and have decent handle on how propaganda works.J-Q public in the matrix has no concept of it.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 13:34 | 3461904 Thought Processor
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Yep.  They actually look like spec ops or SOF operators.   One is actually wearing a hat with the "punisher" skull logo on it, which if you know the people in the special operator profession is a logo that Seal teams started to put on their helmets within the last two middle east conflicts.   The other guy clearly has an earpiece with wire in one ear only.   Without any assumptions on why these guys are there it does raise some very valid questions, ie:  who are they?   Why were they positioned where they are?  Who are they communiacting with?   Who are they looking for?   Where did they go after the bombs went off?  And lastly, perhaps most importantly- How did they know to be there in that place looking for bad guys at that moment?  

At the very least we are owed some answers to these very valid questions.  Our government has the answers.  Will they let us know what's going on?

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 13:50 | 3461995 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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How did they know is easy enough. Facebook page created at about 11 am that morning. There is absolutely no way unless they are that in the stone age over there that their key word filters wouldn't have triggered a red flag that a real human needs to take a closer look on a public page on facebook with the word bomb or bombing then couple it with Boston Marathon. Everyone in these communities are basically monitoring facebook and all social media picking up new content as quick as the hadoop clusters can process it using big data techniques. I'm sure they knew almost right away something was up just by that alone, just a question of was it a serious threat or some hoax. That was their advance notice.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 14:08 | 3462171 SemperFord
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I agree with both you guys, I think the GOV may have known about a threat and said nothing about it.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 16:22 | 3463010 kchrisc
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Regardless of what comes out, there were three culprits behind the Boston bombing:

1) "Caused" As in the US government's bombing and killing of men, women and children overseas has caused them to take action and retribution. See invasion and occupation of Iraq, Afghanistan and the bombing of various other countries.

2) "Made" As in the people from within the US government made this happen for their own benefit. See Waco and Sandy Hoax for background.

3) "Let" or "Failed" As in the government who said their "mission" was to prevent such tragic things from happening either let it happen so as to benefit from it or failed to prevent it. See Pearl Harbor and 9/11 (I know, could be "Made" too).

There you have it, the three culprits in a nutshell. And as for number three, "Let," I think that they, at a minimum, should all award each other "Freedom Medals" again.

Or did I think too deep?!               hujel

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:54 | 3461206 smlbizman
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they're reporting they know who sent the letters...they should know....and by the way that gun bill is supposed to voted on today..

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:59 | 3461234 Mesquite
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Wrong contents....

Should have been "Articles of Impeachment"...

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:56 | 3461211 McMolotov
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This ricin-in-the-mail shit is exciting and all, but does anyone have a guess as to when the "cyber attacks" begin?

They're all but inevitable now, right? How else can they clamp down on the internet?

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 12:21 | 3461356 kridkrid
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I thought the American Airlines story was going to be it.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:45 | 3461129 HoofHearted
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OK, which one of you bitchez is still using US Postal???

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 12:07 | 3461277 toys for tits
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'Going Postal' has a different meaning these days.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:47 | 3461143 NoDebt
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And with that news, WE ARE OFF THE MORNING'S LOWS!!


Wed, 04/17/2013 - 13:00 | 3461635 Jeremy Roenick
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"You didn't make that letter"......

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:44 | 3461132 SWRichmond
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Safety from external danger is the most powerful director of national conduct. Even the ardent love of liberty will, after a time, give way to its dictates. The violent destruction of life and property incident to war, the continual effort and alarm attendant on a state of continual danger, will compel nations the most attached to liberty to resort for repose and security to institutions which have a tendency to destroy their civil and political rights. To be more safe, they at length become willing to run the risk of being less free.

Federalist #8

Isn't it interesting that all of these happenings happen exactly when a Senate vote is scheduled on a gun registration bill?

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:49 | 3461154 HoofHearted
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Yes....and exactly when the GDP is in the dumps and we need some sort of a stimulus...any sort (war...cough...war)

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:50 | 3461161 Bicycle Repairman
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They only need two more Republican votes.  Reid says "He has the wind at his back."

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:52 | 3461187 TeamDepends
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That's his page.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 16:27 | 3463031 kchrisc
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That's Barney Frank, come to "assist"      hujel

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:52 | 3461184 dick cheneys ghost
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thats a MSM neo-con ruse..........lets see how this plays out, this prolly has more to do with the Iran/Pakistan/Syria pipeline to China then anything else..........


Just count how many times Bill Kristol says 'Pakistani-Taliban'.....there is ur clue

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 12:16 | 3461274 tip e. canoe
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written by Alexander Hamilton To The People of the State of New York

interesting that it was an argument in defense of the Union over a looser Confederation.

In a country in the predicament last described, the contrary of all this happens.  The perpetual menacings of danger oblige the government to be always prepared to repel it; its armies must be numerous enough for instant defense. The continual necessity for their services enhances the importance of the soldier, and proportionably degrades the condition of the citizen. The military state becomes elevated above the civil. The inhabitants of territories, often the theatre of war, are unavoidably subjected to frequent infringements on their rights, which serve to weaken their sense of those rights; and by degrees the people are brought to consider the soldiery not only as their protectors, but as their superiors. The transition from this disposition to that of considering them masters, is neither remote nor difficult; but it is very difficult to prevail upon a people under such impressions, to make a bold or effectual resistance to usurpations supported by the military power.

ironic that his contrary prediction came to pass in spite of him winning the argument.

poor Alexander.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 12:24 | 3461377 marathonman
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Lincoln, Wilson, LBJ, Nixon, Clinton, Obama got nothing on Hamilton.  Hamilton was the original statist scum-bag. 

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 12:59 | 3461619 saints51
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Hamilton is lower than snake shit.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 12:22 | 3461364 Flagit
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well, dick cheney isnt taking any chances and has fled to his secret bunker.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 12:54 | 3461588 Ignatius
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This BS is to give the appearence that top elites are in danger like the rest of us.

In Boston it was all 'regular Joes' who were killed and maimed.

Who would 'strike back' like that?

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 16:33 | 3463056 kchrisc
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Someone either needs to plan better or maybe they did.          hujel

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:44 | 3461098 Bob
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And No Mail Lists for people who don't luv the imperial prez or his police state. 

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 12:02 | 3461257 natronic
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It doesn't take 10 ricin letters to kill a really does anyone else find this timing suspicious?  I think the letters are fake and planted

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 12:28 | 3461395 Super Broccoli
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yeah well, show me the white stuff ! who found it ? oh Mr Noidentity from secret services ... then i'll just believe what homie prez says !

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:34 | 3461081 McMolotov
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Barry usually gets packets of coke from a friend in Chicago, but this time someone tried to slip him benzocaine and bath salts.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:44 | 3461128 Ness.
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Maybe it was just a delivery from his favorite Chicago restaurant, Harold's Fried Chicken #47.


that was probably racisss - oh well.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:51 | 3461168 Kirk2NCC1701
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True dat.  But, technically, it only be raciss if it ain't true.  Technically.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 12:34 | 3461458 eatthebanksters
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I though the liked crack?

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 17:01 | 3463165 kchrisc
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Actually racist or racism is:

Racism is usually defined as views, practices and actions reflecting the belief that humanity is divided into distinct biological groups called races and that members of a certain race share certain attributes which make that group as a whole less desirable, more desirable, inferior or superior. [Wikipedia]

So noticing that they like fried-chicken, chitlins, grape-drink, onion rings, fish sandwiches, orange Crush, big asses, funny names, ugly fat white women with good credit, go to movie theaters to talk on the phone, to always be on the phone, bling, $5,000 rims on a $800 gas-guzzler, malt-liquor, MadDog 20/20, menthol cigs, love shitty music despite a rich musical history, to destroy their communities, spell EBT, jail, saggy pants, the first of the month, FUBU, sneakers, gold teeth, violence and love being the "victim" is not racist. Saying that I am superior for not liking those things is.

Now saying something like, "you can take 'em out of the jungle but you can't take the jungle out of 'em" would be racist.

Did I miss anything on my list?           hujel

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 17:47 | 3463472 de3de8
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Wed, 04/17/2013 - 22:07 | 3464575 kchrisc
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Oops! I'm an idiot to have missed that one. hujel

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 13:41 | 3461946 DoneThis2Long
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A gift from Snoop Dog!

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:54 | 3461191 Blano
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"Suspicious substance" is called decency here in flyover country.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:57 | 3461215 asscannon101
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I think they will find that it was actually Hopium, fronted to the ChoomMaster from someone's secret stash.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:34 | 3461064 FMR Bankster
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Jesus, here we go again. I wonder what poor bastard they will drive to suicide this time to prove it has nothing to do with the Boston attack.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 13:43 | 3461964 DoneThis2Long
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someone who declined to donate for his 2nd run!!! That list is long, so easy to conceal the source of the info.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:25 | 3461003 kaiserhoff
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You seem awfully suspicious for a primate.

You got a permit for that incendiary device you're smokin', son?

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:48 | 3461156 krispkritter
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Only in Washington state and Colorado, honest officer...and who you calling a primate you big, damn.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:38 | 3461076 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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You have to wonder what the agendas are when the mainstream press even ones in US are basically putting out the plans in the news on how to build one of these things. Are they conditioning people to so they can rat on everyone who buys a pressure cooker now or subtly trying to goad on certain groups so they can declare them terrorists and justify more draconian measures in the name of security.

We know the state media wouldn't allow this unless there is some sort of angle being played behind the scenes.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 12:03 | 3461259 LuckoftheIrish
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Nope! DHS won't need to waste many bullets if the sheeple have pressure cookers. Those things are dangerous.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:40 | 3461100 Bicycle Repairman
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Just another example of the American media's lack of value.  They won't report shit unless the government hands it to them.  And the government has higher priorities right now.

Seriously, these guys look in the mirror every morning.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:58 | 3461221 akarc
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And boocoo teens hit the internet this am to google how to build a pressure cooker bomb.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 12:13 | 3461320 Bicycle Repairman
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You'd be a fool to cook with the things.  They are just plain dangerous.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 12:23 | 3461372 Oldrepublic
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very impressive coverage, the Mailonline is the largest English-language newspaper site in the world


Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:21 | 3460972 Abiotic Oil
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The CIA are not supposed to be using Obama's general delivery address for the cocaine.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 12:02 | 3461188 Winston Churchill
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There  is a smell of desperatoin ,not ricin, in the air.

They have run out of time and they know it.

SHF very soon.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 12:08 | 3461224 DaveyJones
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is it just me, I am getting pretty tired of this shit. THis pathetic, naked, propagandist, diversionary "terrorist" crap. Controlling your money, your safety, your stay at guantanamo and your constitutional rights is the only terrorism going on here. 

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 12:32 | 3461438 azzhatter
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Were any of the CNN newscunts(male or female) crying when they read this news?

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:25 | 3460993 spankthebernank
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Fuck you you fucking liars.  I've never seen so much fucking propaganda horse shit in all my life!!!!!

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 12:21 | 3461362 The Gooch
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Leave it to 4-chan to offer the most compelling evidence regaqrding Boston-

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:19 | 3460956 kaiserhoff
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How cute. 

Somebody thinks Scumbama reads his mail;)

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:24 | 3460986 pods
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That is the funniest part, someone at home thinking the president reads his own mail!

President is like Santa!


Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:27 | 3461017 Dr. Engali
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Even funnier than that is people actually believe this alleged letter was sent from somebody at home.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:29 | 3461042 toys for tits
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Reagan used to read his mail.

There is a good book about the letters he wrote in response.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:43 | 3461117 Ahmeexnal
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The only thing he reads is his teleprompter.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 13:48 | 3462002 DoneThis2Long
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Reagan's priority were not hoops, golf or WH parties, all in between well deserved vacations!

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:30 | 3461050 krispkritter
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Did Teddy get paroled?

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:50 | 3461163 NoDebt
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Nope.  Still in jail.  Plus he did mail bombs (really good ones, actually), not poison.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:32 | 3461057 kaiserhoff
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No one ever went broke, underestimating the taste of the American public.

                                  PT Barnum... and the producers of Jersey Shore.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 12:05 | 3461271 DaveyJones
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next week, someone will "tag" the pentagon wall without leaving one footprint on the grass

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:28 | 3461023 balolalo
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Don't be so naive.  Someone is running interference.   

The question is: what pieces are moving while most people are chasing geese?


Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:43 | 3461121 akarc
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Really! Wasted effort. Like Ricin is so yesterday.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:43 | 3461122 akarc
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Really! Wasted effort. Like Ricin is so yesterday.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:46 | 3461148 pods
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I put ricin in my chili.


Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:56 | 3461209 tarsubil
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I think people get sarin and ricin confused. Ricin powder isn't even that dangerous unless you smear it over the tip of a bolt that is going to be fired from a crossbow.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 13:15 | 3461734 kaiserhoff
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This is the problem with ZH.

You people keep giving me.... suggestions.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:56 | 3461195 PrintemDano
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The scumbag in chief has fucking tasters for his food and some lunkhead thinks he's going to open his own mail. I have to blame Public "Education".......

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 12:04 | 3461270 Urban Redneck
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His staff thought Barry read the mail, or that their boy was losing it because others were getting more attention and sympathy then he was...  So they mailed some powder to themselves in some perverted effort to make their dear leader seem cool, relevant, or at least an equal opportunity victim after his laughable performances as CIC the last couple days... 


Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:24 | 3460997 Banksters
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Let’s hope the Boston Marathon bomber is a white American There is a double standard: White terrorists are dealt with as lone wolves, Islamists are existential threats


wtf?   Nice Agenda assholes.   Fuck you.   


Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:32 | 3461054 Silverhog
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Check out this blogger's images (in yellow) of a couple of guys at the finish line. White baseball cap, black backpack. Second image shows them leaving with no backback.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:48 | 3461158 McMolotov
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+1 Interesting.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:58 | 3461239 toxic8
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hmmmmmmmmmmm........... why am I getting an inkling of suspicion that those are Mossad agents...

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:32 | 3461059 FIAT
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"jews" jewing jewfully

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:45 | 3461139 akarc
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"There is a double standard: White terrorists are dealt with as lone wolves, Islamists are existential threats"

a rose by any other name...........

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:50 | 3461170 DosZap
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"There is a double standard: White terrorists are dealt with as lone wolves, Islamists are existential threats"

a rose by any other name...........


Nope now the retards are saying ALL WHITE MALES are terrorists(they are openly hoping that a white man did this bombing), even writing articles to that effect.Label ALL white males terrorists, all of us.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 12:04 | 3461262 InTheLandOfTheBlind
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that is because if they study how funds the loan white nuts they would discover who is really pulling the strings... duh....  is my memory fading or was chandra levy at timothy mcveigh's "execution"?   

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 12:30 | 3461411 forwardho
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But... I'm bleck.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 12:00 | 3461226 NoDebt
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The difference:  if the bomber was a Muslim they'll bend over backwards to say that we don't paint all Muslims with the "terrorist" brush and have no animosity towards peace-loving, good Muslims everywhere.

If it's a right-winger who was the bomber we will ABSOLUTELY paint all right-wing-oriented people and their ideas with the "terrorist" brush and feel rightly justified about doing it.  The animosity towards them and their ideas will be without exception. 

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 12:53 | 3461579 Andy_Jackson_Jihad
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Double Standard?  LOL


For the left, there is no “double standard”; there is a single standard, universally applied, and it is this:

Fuck you, whitey. No matter what the facts are, no matter what the circumstances are, just fuck you, whitey. Die, white man.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 12:55 | 3461596 akak
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One could say the exact same thing about the neocons (pseudocons), substituting "brown man" for "white man".

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:30 | 3461037 GamesMaster
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Gold ink from Benny's new laserjet?

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 12:10 | 3461292 alphamentalist
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what will the teleprompter make him say about this? the suspense is kiliing me.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 12:30 | 3461422 azzhatter
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Better I just say nothing

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 13:20 | 3461784 dow2000
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Ban the Post Office!

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 17:05 | 3463189 JohnnyBriefcase
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"You're funkin' out!"



Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:18 | 3460928 IridiumRebel
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Was it a budget? Those seem to be rather suspicious and terrifying to him.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:17 | 3460929 AssFire
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Some of Reggie Love's ejaculate is now a suspicious substance?

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:17 | 3460931 Troll Magnet
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Was it weed?

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:23 | 3460977 TeamDepends
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Choom delivery for the President, First-Class Airmail!

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:18 | 3460935 nope-1004
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Suspicious administration.... forget their packages.


Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:19 | 3460938 NooooB
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USPS is fine. Myth about insolvency based on them having to fund pensions 75 years foreward or smthg. Just a privitization grab attempt. so. CUT THE SHIT!

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:26 | 3461018 LawsofPhysics
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Does the USPS have their own secret police, like the Federal Reserve?

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:37 | 3461091 Winston Churchill
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The Postal Inspection Service.

If it was sent return receipt they just might track it down.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:53 | 3461200 Rustysilver
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USPS has postal inspectors. That's all I know.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 12:21 | 3461361 forwardho
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There is a Postmaster General!

That sounds paramillitary to me.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:48 | 3461147 DosZap
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Obama Receives Ricin Letter



Make that two now.I do not know why these tards send this crap, as no member of Congress or the POTUS is EVER going to open their own mail.Besides it's irradiated prior to delivery ALL mail for Congress and the WH.Plus, it's tested by an outside lab also.

So this is just  fodder for the MSM.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 12:00 | 3461249 BigJim
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Ricin isn't a living thing, so I don't know see how irradiating it will make much of a difference.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:18 | 3460940 RacerX
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If it's to the Great O, it's probably jsut his weekly shipment of coke.

I'm sure glad to know the Boston incident was "isolated" and there's no larger plot. I'm glad we have the Homeland Security on the job. Janet Nitwitpolotano deserves more awards.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:19 | 3460947 dick cheneys ghost
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Neo-cons pushing for new warS

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:34 | 3461080 TeamDepends
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Face it Big Dick, you're a has-been.  We got Brownie runnin' things now.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:55 | 3461213 Kirk2NCC1701
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United Presidential Service:  What can brown do for you?

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:19 | 3460948 Sudden Debt
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Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:25 | 3460980 SilverIsKing
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Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:29 | 3461040 valley chick
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Best post of the day! :)

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:35 | 3461086 GrinandBearit
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LOL!  Very good.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 12:23 | 3461376 Mad Max
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I think you mean IMPLODE at any time.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:18 | 3460949 fiftybagger
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Maybe they should stick to email, ROFL.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:19 | 3460951 kliguy38
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Relax...its just some blow for the weekend hookers

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:19 | 3460952 Aeternus
Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:22 | 3460953 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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Bullish on knapsacks. The libertarian terrorist types should be leaving empty ones all over Manhattan drive Bloomberg up a wall having his gestapo chasing down more book bags than he has manpower to deal with in a timely manner.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:23 | 3460979 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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Economic stimulus for Walmart, those book bag sales go through the roof.

Wed, 04/17/2013 - 11:27 | 3461013 RaceToTheBottom
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Don't forget pressure cookers

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