Meanwhile In Chicago...

Tyler Durden's picture

Probably the most symbolic photo of the day, courtesy of Breaking911, showing a "huge sinkhole in Chicago due to heavy flooding at 96th & Houston. 3 cars in the hole." No further commentary needed.

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Frastric's picture

I have a sinking feeling about today...

SheepRevolution's picture

Great! A hole to fill! ECONOMIC GROWTH!!!!

Bearwagon's picture

This is going to prohibit much needed investments in productive businesses in favor of shoveling ...

francis_sawyer's picture

So that's what it feels like to be a Cubs fan...

HoofHearted's picture

Several broken windows there. With the fertilizer factory, Boston, and this, Krugman must be having an orgasm about now. Speaking of, where are you, Dr. Paul Krugman?

Love, Dr. HoofHearted

toys for tits's picture

Might as well use FRN's to fill that hole now since they'll be worthless soon.

TuesdayBen's picture

One less place for Ogolfer to play

Buckaroo Banzai's picture

Chicago...no longer just a sinkhole of moral and political corruption!

Manthong's picture

Chicago.. Cook County..  Illinois..

Poised for prosperity on a solid foundation of Democrat Party policy.

Dr. Richard Head's picture

Newsflash - Paul Krugman about to write op-ed describing how this sink hole will be GDP positive for the auto industry due to car windows broken.  News at 11.

JPM Hater001's picture

Bullish for back hoes and chicago hoes.

ihedgemyhedges's picture

TD, I think this photo is from Detroit.  Uhhh, I mean Oakland.  Damn it!!  I meant Newark........

DAMN IT!!!  WHEN WILL MY KEYPAD WORK?!?!  It's Compton......

francis_sawyer's picture

With so much drama in the LBC it's kinda hard bein' Snoop D O double G

otto skorzeny's picture

FS- I'm not going to upvote you because you sound like the kind of guy that uses "n*****" all the time.

FoeHammer's picture

But I, somehow, someway, keep comin' up with funky ass shit like every single day

Debugas's picture

no shovels are too efficient - GIVE THEM SPOONS!!!

Temporalist's picture

Do not try and bend the spoons, that is unpossible.  Instead only try to realize the truth; there are no spoons.  Then you'll see it's not the spoons that bend it is the fakeonomy.

DC3's picture

And 3 new cars to buy! GMs no doubt!

Bearwagon's picture

I have a more and more eerie feeling not only about today ...

Temporalist's picture

Everyone has that which means nothing will come of it.  Just like the past 12 years.  It's just a lazy meandering spiral into the pits of hell and one day everyone will wonder "how did I get here and why is my hair on fire?"

gmrpeabody's picture

It's gettin kinda long...

Bearwagon's picture

You are aware, that this song is not about the length of ones hair? Bah, shirley you are.  ;-)

gmrpeabody's picture

I am..., and don't call me surely.

Bearwagon's picture

Nah, I'll settle for one bourbon, one scotch, one beer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISmgOrhELXs

Doomer's picture

Terrorism! That must have been one hell of a pressure cooker. Maybe a KFC blew up.

orangedrinkandchips's picture

Ban pressure cookers, marathons AND WAIT....Martial Law!!!!

 

Everyone under house arrest! That is how these things happen, the more they happen, THE LESS FREEDOMS WE HAVE.

 

What is next Obama?

 

Ban guns all together! fucking jackass needs to wake up.

 

2 terms max! hoooray!

The Second Rule's picture

3 Cars In A Sinkhole: Great name for a band.

Bunga Bunga's picture

Economy in a Sinkhole: Great name for  a book by Dr. Krugman.

Zero Debt's picture

First hit - I've been sinking about you

AGuy's picture

It would have been Ironic, if the sinkhole was in Detriot with a Crysler and a GM vehicle in the sink hole with the Ford vehicle barely safe from the sinkhole.

 

swissaustrian's picture

What is wrong with road contruction in the US, why are these things occuring so regularly?

Doomer's picture

I don't know about you, but I am happy my tax dollars are used for papering over fraud and making criminal bankers whole. Infrastructure is so 20th century.

Oracle of Kypseli's picture

The water table level in the US has been getting lower and lower with the pumping for irrigation. Also road contractors fail to remove organic material before compaction.

However, the most compelling reason is that the earth sucks.

 

QE?'s picture

i live in chicago. this was all over the news this morning. water dept said a broken water main caused this. water dept commissioner said the main dates back to 1915. it's not bad road construction.....it's our deteriorating infrastructure that's way beyond it's useful life.

 

it swallows the white dodge eventually too.....here's the vid...

http://wgntv.com/2013/04/18/sinkhole-swallows-3-cars-on-southeast-side/

 

The Fonz...before shark jump's picture

What the frack just happened?

Haus-Targaryen's picture

At least it just swallowed American Cars.  

StIMuLuS! 

francis_sawyer's picture

Obama Nation

~~~

A McNugget in every pot & a car in every sinkhole...

mayhem_korner's picture

 

 

So much for any real estate 'recovery' in ThugLand.

Dollar Bill Hiccup's picture

Where is the "NO PARKING" sign? Achh, the government is so incompetent ...

j.tennquist's picture

The sink hole is the city itself,  the pit you see is just an impromtu underground parking lot.

GetZeeGold's picture

 

 

Still the cheapest parking in the city.