Boston Police Press Conference

Tyler Durden's picture

Hear is straight from the horse's mouth

 

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freewolf7's picture

This is one guy.

tsx500's picture

i sure hope we don't have to see Barry's mug tonite

ACP's picture

All the cops at the donut shop say:

"Waaay-oh, waaaay-oh, oh-waaay-oh, waaaay-oh!"

toys for tits's picture

 

That's some fine police work there, Lou.

jbvtme's picture

murder is a capitol crime.  and the state has original jurisdiction.  the feds had no right being in massachusetts.  all this crowing about cooperation is an effort to blur the line betwen state and federal authority.  on so many levels what happened this week is a grand clusterfuck

toys for tits's picture

That's so sweet that you believe that.

Terror is fed's domain.

Dangertime's picture

"That's so sweet that you believe that.

Terror is fed's domain."

 

 

Ah, but the trick is in how one defines "Terror".

tsx500's picture

cue the release of  'official white house photo' of barry in the situation room (*cough bball court cough*) watching live at the moment suspect was captured      in  3...2...1 .........

fonzannoon's picture

was the market open today?

otto skorzeny's picture

*cough Man's Country Bathouse cough*

tsx500's picture

damn nasty cough going around here !

Cornfedbloodstool's picture

From the horses ass more like it

sangell's picture

The Feds need to get him out of New England and into the jurisdiction of the 2nd Circuit. Here he can be tried and put to death in Virginia quickly as were Amir Kansi, the Pakistani gunman who shot up the CIA Hq and John Muhammed, the DC sniper. Rather than languish on Death Row for decades or fight over death penalty statutes, once in the 'Rocket Docket' as the 2nd Circuit has come to be known, this Chechen refugee can be put to death. Kansi and Muhammed only lasted 7 years from the date of their arrest to execution of sentence even though they both fought in court to stay alive.

 

sangell's picture

I might add Virginia offers a choice between lethal injection and electrocution as the method of execution for condemned criminals. Somehow, the guards on Virginia's Death Row manage to convince some inmates to choose the electric chair.

fxrxexexdxoxmx's picture

Yeah but islam will prevail. When your god says it o.k. kill everyone else you can not lose. paise allah. I hope his prophet muhammed is sucking dog cock in hell.

otto skorzeny's picture

he'll have to cut his date with Reggie Love short.

TeamDepends's picture

Affirmative Action Jackson gets to face Queen of the Harpies tonight and not Dr. Love.  Being pwesident is hod wook.

otto skorzeny's picture

eat your peas and then my fat black ass

lotsoffun's picture

you got a choice.  if it's terror robbing your finance's it's big bad bama.  if it's banks robbing your finances it's bennie.  get used to it.  until we are all in the gutter - it's on t.v.

tonight it's kenya's turn.

 

freewolf7's picture

Oh my God, a constant parade of mutual self-congratulatory speeches. Everyone punching their ticket. Enough overtime, already. Who pays for this show?

earleflorida's picture

the foolheartedness of sequestration... and the vital funds denied support for our HomeLand [fbi/cia/mic-key-mou-se] Security?!

such bravado

just one question: why no drones???

WHATDIFFERENCEDOESITMAKE's picture

Evidently the drones were being used down in Texas on a fertilizer plant that Monsanto needed out of the way.

gunsmoke011's picture

No Shit! Watched last night as they paraded out one after the other, damn near beating each other to death patting one another on the back. Now - for the truth - they fucked around all day, keeping a city of some 6 million in lock down, closing all mass transit, air space - and had more fucking militry hardware on display than the U.S. Marines. They fucking searched all day - and FINALLY lifted the lockdown after finding nothing after an all day door to door search forcing epople out of their home while they were searched. Within 30 minutes of lifting the lock down - some old fart stumbles out into his yard and notices blood on his bot and a giant rip in the canvas cover of his boat cover and calls the police. Turns out it was less than a mile from the original shootout. The police immediately scramble fucking 600 police officer, 40 armored personel carriers and god only know what else to the scene. The kid manages to lift his woulnded ass up high enough to get off a shot and fire is returned - around at least 100 rounds - and finally the kid gives up after being hit once!

Then we see American Stupidity on display at it's finest as 1000's go into the streets waiving their flags and chanting U.S. A.. Yes - it was GREAT - Lets See

1. We can lock a city of 6 million down and nobody dares to question ----- check

2 We now have facial recognition software that the FBI can use to identify anyone who has flown in the last 10 years --- check

3 We have a police fore that is better armed than our armed forces --- check

4 DHS has bout all of the ammunition on the planet ----check

5 We can now go to Congress and ask for 5 Trillion in the DHS budget so we can put up more cameras to monitor the subject every move, since this worked sooooo well ----- check

6. We have NSA apparates set up to monitor all comunications between subjecst without warrents --- check

Now - if we can just get Obama to sign a couple of executive orders to make it illegal to own a gun and force everyone to either turn their existing guns in or face imprisonment -- we will have things right where we want them. Now quickly - get out there and hand out some more flags on a stick so the subjects can really chant it up.

gunsmoke011's picture

No Shit! Watched last night as they paraded out one after the other, damn near beating each other to death patting one another on the back. Now - for the truth - they fucked around all day, keeping a city of some 6 million in lock down, closing all mass transit, air space - and had more fucking militry hardware on display than the U.S. Marines. They fucking searched all day - and FINALLY lifted the lockdown after finding nothing after an all day door to door search forcing epople out of their home while they were searched. Within 30 minutes of lifting the lock down - some old fart stumbles out into his yard and notices blood on his bot and a giant rip in the canvas cover of his boat cover and calls the police. Turns out it was less than a mile from the original shootout. The police immediately scramble fucking 600 police officer, 40 armored personel carriers and god only know what else to the scene. The kid manages to lift his woulnded ass up high enough to get off a shot and fire is returned - around at least 100 rounds - and finally the kid gives up after being hit once!

Then we see American Stupidity on display at it's finest as 1000's go into the streets waiving their flags and chanting U.S. A.. Yes - it was GREAT - Lets See

1. We can lock a city of 6 million down and nobody dares to question ----- check

2 We now have facial recognition software that the FBI can use to identify anyone who has flown in the last 10 years --- check

3 We have a police fore that is better armed than our armed forces --- check

4 DHS has bout all of the ammunition on the planet ----check

5 We can now go to Congress and ask for 5 Trillion in the DHS budget so we can put up more cameras to monitor the subject every move, since this worked sooooo well ----- check

6. We have NSA apparates set up to monitor all comunications between subjecst without warrents --- check

Now - if we can just get Obama to sign a couple of executive orders to make it illegal to own a gun and force everyone to either turn their existing guns in or face imprisonment -- we will have things right where we want them. Now quickly - get out there and hand out some more flags on a stick so the subjects can really chant it up.

XenoFrog's picture

You know he can't resist taking credit for the accomplishments of others.

lotsoffun's picture

i'm so glad my taxes are spent so well.  i want to double these peoples salaries.  i worship their command of the english language.

otto skorzeny's picture

this press conference was scripted long ago. good job LE- donuts for everyone. I'm sure this massive over-reaction won't encourage more of this shit.

FiatFapper's picture

Expected John Kerry...

yogibear's picture

What will Lurch have say that's of value?

While the politicians have 10's of million of viewers you better believe they will make a pre-campaign show.

buzzsaw99's picture

I'll bet there was a long line at the porta potty after this one.

vulcanraven's picture

This whole entire thing goes to show you how bloated our government is. They really needed to allocate that many resources to catching two guys? Not to mention all the money spent on security for the Boston Marathon, and these two were still able to kill three people and blow a kids legs off... assuming this whole thing isn't just a false flag.

 

Alot of fucking good the DHS, TSA, CIA, FBI, Utah Data Center, Patriot Act, Drones, and all the rest of these behemoth government agencies have done us.

 

How safe do you feel, America?

otto skorzeny's picture

it's kind of like the US education system- how much $ do you have to throw at something before you admit it's fucking hopeless?

prains's picture

education is never hopeless until you make it a for profit model, that's why the Various States of Detroitification can't get a decent student thru the system other than an ivy leaguer

1eyedman's picture

prevention in an open society if always very difficult.  i am impressed that in about 48 hours they had decent photos of each person drawn from all the cameras from the area at the time. 

i'd like to know more about the mta cop.  a TRANSIT cop wounded/killed the first guy, then a dozen BPD rained lead on #2. 

these two made no sense, marathon bomb, then they hang out in town, while the news is ablaze of all the cameras being collected?  and then they had a bunch of other expsvs?

 

otto skorzeny's picture

impressed? if they would have stopped it from happening with cops and dogs all over the fucking place I would have been impressed- this is a complete clusterfuck of incompetence

Cornfedbloodstool's picture

I believe it was an MIT cop, campus police, not MTA.

gunsmoke011's picture

" i am impressed that in about 48 hours they had decent photos of each person drawn from all the cameras from the area at the time. "

Really? - It scares the fucking shit out of me. So you have 2 out of 1 million "Supposed Terrorist" - but you have photos of photos of the actions of 999,998 "Other" innocent people minding their own business. Maybe it is just me - but I would prefer my privacy and the privacy of the thousands of others over such "Protection" - even if it meant losing one of my own.

azzhatter's picture

1000 against 1 took 12 hours.  helluva job. free dunkin for everybody

mercenaryomics's picture

1000? I heard 10,000 to 1 

Even better, dunkin, free healthcare and huge pensions!  

yogibear's picture

Seemed like they had the cops from all over, the CIA, FBI, DHS and ATF there for 2 guys. 

All that was missing was the armed forces.

indygo55's picture

That would be unconstitutional.

Jim B's picture

Good job Brownie...  I was actually listening to the stream until the child president came on....

gunsmoke011's picture

The pathetic part is - the Police didn't find the guy! Had it not been for them lifting the lockdown and the old fart stumbling outside to find blood on his boat, protective canvas ripped open and looking inside to see the guy - then calling the police - the kid would have laid in the boat and bled to death.

Blano's picture

The community stood strong???  Sheesh buddy sounds like they were all cowering behind closed doors because you told them to.

toys for tits's picture

Fuck this jizz fest.

In the meantime they're pulling bodies out of the fertilizer plant.

FiatFapper's picture

Press conference is just one big wrap-around.

mercenaryomics's picture

"To keep this from ever happening again we at the BPD have created an itemized book of 1 through n concessions the American people will need to make in order to lessen the probability of a similar attack happening again.

1) Guns need to be confiscated

2) Brass and blackpowder outlawed

3) Judicial approval needed for purchases of hardware, cookery or fertilizers 

4) Must submit speech recording and allow installation of anti-racism, anti-sexism, anti-terrorism voice monitoring device

5) Personal GPS chip complete with remotely detonate-able cyanide capsule installed into all citizens

...

n) Must release all internet passwords, search histories and allow active monitoring by DHS

 

With your cooperation, we can absolutely guarantee that this sort of tragedy maybe won't happen again."