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Fri, 04/19/2013 - 21:36 | 3475380 freewolf7
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This is one guy.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 21:38 | 3475392 tsx500
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i sure hope we don't have to see Barry's mug tonite

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 21:39 | 3475400 ACP
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All the cops at the donut shop say:

"Waaay-oh, waaaay-oh, oh-waaay-oh, waaaay-oh!"

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 21:41 | 3475417 toys for tits
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That's some fine police work there, Lou.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 21:55 | 3475468 jbvtme
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murder is a capitol crime.  and the state has original jurisdiction.  the feds had no right being in massachusetts.  all this crowing about cooperation is an effort to blur the line betwen state and federal authority.  on so many levels what happened this week is a grand clusterfuck

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 21:55 | 3475492 toys for tits
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That's so sweet that you believe that.

Terror is fed's domain.

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 07:54 | 3476587 Dangertime
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"That's so sweet that you believe that.

Terror is fed's domain."

 

 

Ah, but the trick is in how one defines "Terror".

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 21:56 | 3475504 tsx500
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cue the release of  'official white house photo' of barry in the situation room (*cough bball court cough*) watching live at the moment suspect was captured      in  3...2...1 .........

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 21:59 | 3475510 fonzannoon
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was the market open today?

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 22:00 | 3475517 otto skorzeny
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*cough Man's Country Bathouse cough*

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 22:03 | 3475531 tsx500
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damn nasty cough going around here !

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 22:10 | 3475596 Cornfedbloodstool
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From the horses ass more like it

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 23:54 | 3476119 sangell
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The Feds need to get him out of New England and into the jurisdiction of the 2nd Circuit. Here he can be tried and put to death in Virginia quickly as were Amir Kansi, the Pakistani gunman who shot up the CIA Hq and John Muhammed, the DC sniper. Rather than languish on Death Row for decades or fight over death penalty statutes, once in the 'Rocket Docket' as the 2nd Circuit has come to be known, this Chechen refugee can be put to death. Kansi and Muhammed only lasted 7 years from the date of their arrest to execution of sentence even though they both fought in court to stay alive.

 

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 00:00 | 3476135 sangell
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I might add Virginia offers a choice between lethal injection and electrocution as the method of execution for condemned criminals. Somehow, the guards on Virginia's Death Row manage to convince some inmates to choose the electric chair.

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 07:43 | 3476576 fxrxexexdxoxmx
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Yeah but islam will prevail. When your god says it o.k. kill everyone else you can not lose. paise allah. I hope his prophet muhammed is sucking dog cock in hell.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 21:40 | 3475410 otto skorzeny
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he'll have to cut his date with Reggie Love short.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 21:57 | 3475508 TeamDepends
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Affirmative Action Jackson gets to face Queen of the Harpies tonight and not Dr. Love.  Being pwesident is hod wook.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 22:02 | 3475524 otto skorzeny
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eat your peas and then my fat black ass

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 21:45 | 3475435 lotsoffun
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you got a choice.  if it's terror robbing your finance's it's big bad bama.  if it's banks robbing your finances it's bennie.  get used to it.  until we are all in the gutter - it's on t.v.

tonight it's kenya's turn.

 

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 21:48 | 3475454 freewolf7
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Oh my God, a constant parade of mutual self-congratulatory speeches. Everyone punching their ticket. Enough overtime, already. Who pays for this show?

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 21:49 | 3475463 otto skorzeny
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benny will print it.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 22:04 | 3475541 earleflorida
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the foolheartedness of sequestration... and the vital funds denied support for our HomeLand [fbi/cia/mic-key-mou-se] Security?!

such bravado

just one question: why no drones???

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 08:35 | 3476626 WHATDIFFERENCED...
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Evidently the drones were being used down in Texas on a fertilizer plant that Monsanto needed out of the way.

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 10:52 | 3476871 gunsmoke011
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No Shit! Watched last night as they paraded out one after the other, damn near beating each other to death patting one another on the back. Now - for the truth - they fucked around all day, keeping a city of some 6 million in lock down, closing all mass transit, air space - and had more fucking militry hardware on display than the U.S. Marines. They fucking searched all day - and FINALLY lifted the lockdown after finding nothing after an all day door to door search forcing epople out of their home while they were searched. Within 30 minutes of lifting the lock down - some old fart stumbles out into his yard and notices blood on his bot and a giant rip in the canvas cover of his boat cover and calls the police. Turns out it was less than a mile from the original shootout. The police immediately scramble fucking 600 police officer, 40 armored personel carriers and god only know what else to the scene. The kid manages to lift his woulnded ass up high enough to get off a shot and fire is returned - around at least 100 rounds - and finally the kid gives up after being hit once!

Then we see American Stupidity on display at it's finest as 1000's go into the streets waiving their flags and chanting U.S. A.. Yes - it was GREAT - Lets See

1. We can lock a city of 6 million down and nobody dares to question ----- check

2 We now have facial recognition software that the FBI can use to identify anyone who has flown in the last 10 years --- check

3 We have a police fore that is better armed than our armed forces --- check

4 DHS has bout all of the ammunition on the planet ----check

5 We can now go to Congress and ask for 5 Trillion in the DHS budget so we can put up more cameras to monitor the subject every move, since this worked sooooo well ----- check

6. We have NSA apparates set up to monitor all comunications between subjecst without warrents --- check

Now - if we can just get Obama to sign a couple of executive orders to make it illegal to own a gun and force everyone to either turn their existing guns in or face imprisonment -- we will have things right where we want them. Now quickly - get out there and hand out some more flags on a stick so the subjects can really chant it up.

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 10:52 | 3476872 gunsmoke011
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No Shit! Watched last night as they paraded out one after the other, damn near beating each other to death patting one another on the back. Now - for the truth - they fucked around all day, keeping a city of some 6 million in lock down, closing all mass transit, air space - and had more fucking militry hardware on display than the U.S. Marines. They fucking searched all day - and FINALLY lifted the lockdown after finding nothing after an all day door to door search forcing epople out of their home while they were searched. Within 30 minutes of lifting the lock down - some old fart stumbles out into his yard and notices blood on his bot and a giant rip in the canvas cover of his boat cover and calls the police. Turns out it was less than a mile from the original shootout. The police immediately scramble fucking 600 police officer, 40 armored personel carriers and god only know what else to the scene. The kid manages to lift his woulnded ass up high enough to get off a shot and fire is returned - around at least 100 rounds - and finally the kid gives up after being hit once!

Then we see American Stupidity on display at it's finest as 1000's go into the streets waiving their flags and chanting U.S. A.. Yes - it was GREAT - Lets See

1. We can lock a city of 6 million down and nobody dares to question ----- check

2 We now have facial recognition software that the FBI can use to identify anyone who has flown in the last 10 years --- check

3 We have a police fore that is better armed than our armed forces --- check

4 DHS has bout all of the ammunition on the planet ----check

5 We can now go to Congress and ask for 5 Trillion in the DHS budget so we can put up more cameras to monitor the subject every move, since this worked sooooo well ----- check

6. We have NSA apparates set up to monitor all comunications between subjecst without warrents --- check

Now - if we can just get Obama to sign a couple of executive orders to make it illegal to own a gun and force everyone to either turn their existing guns in or face imprisonment -- we will have things right where we want them. Now quickly - get out there and hand out some more flags on a stick so the subjects can really chant it up.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 21:57 | 3475507 XenoFrog
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You know he can't resist taking credit for the accomplishments of others.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 21:39 | 3475401 Burt Gummer
Fri, 04/19/2013 - 21:41 | 3475421 lotsoffun
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i'm so glad my taxes are spent so well.  i want to double these peoples salaries.  i worship their command of the english language.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 21:43 | 3475388 otto skorzeny
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this press conference was scripted long ago. good job LE- donuts for everyone. I'm sure this massive over-reaction won't encourage more of this shit.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 21:38 | 3475389 FiatFapper
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Expected John Kerry...

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 21:45 | 3475440 yogibear
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What will Lurch have say that's of value?

While the politicians have 10's of million of viewers you better believe they will make a pre-campaign show.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 21:40 | 3475414 buzzsaw99
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I'll bet there was a long line at the porta potty after this one.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 21:46 | 3475426 vulcanraven
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This whole entire thing goes to show you how bloated our government is. They really needed to allocate that many resources to catching two guys? Not to mention all the money spent on security for the Boston Marathon, and these two were still able to kill three people and blow a kids legs off... assuming this whole thing isn't just a false flag.

 

Alot of fucking good the DHS, TSA, CIA, FBI, Utah Data Center, Patriot Act, Drones, and all the rest of these behemoth government agencies have done us.

 

How safe do you feel, America?

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 21:46 | 3475450 otto skorzeny
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it's kind of like the US education system- how much $ do you have to throw at something before you admit it's fucking hopeless?

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 00:15 | 3476179 prains
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education is never hopeless until you make it a for profit model, that's why the Various States of Detroitification can't get a decent student thru the system other than an ivy leaguer

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 21:55 | 3475488 1eyedman
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prevention in an open society if always very difficult.  i am impressed that in about 48 hours they had decent photos of each person drawn from all the cameras from the area at the time. 

i'd like to know more about the mta cop.  a TRANSIT cop wounded/killed the first guy, then a dozen BPD rained lead on #2. 

these two made no sense, marathon bomb, then they hang out in town, while the news is ablaze of all the cameras being collected?  and then they had a bunch of other expsvs?

 

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 22:06 | 3475546 otto skorzeny
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impressed? if they would have stopped it from happening with cops and dogs all over the fucking place I would have been impressed- this is a complete clusterfuck of incompetence

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 22:21 | 3475658 Cornfedbloodstool
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I believe it was an MIT cop, campus police, not MTA.

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 12:33 | 3477182 gunsmoke011
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" i am impressed that in about 48 hours they had decent photos of each person drawn from all the cameras from the area at the time. "

Really? - It scares the fucking shit out of me. So you have 2 out of 1 million "Supposed Terrorist" - but you have photos of photos of the actions of 999,998 "Other" innocent people minding their own business. Maybe it is just me - but I would prefer my privacy and the privacy of the thousands of others over such "Protection" - even if it meant losing one of my own.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 21:43 | 3475427 azzhatter
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1000 against 1 took 12 hours.  helluva job. free dunkin for everybody

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 21:44 | 3475437 mercenaryomics
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1000? I heard 10,000 to 1 

Even better, dunkin, free healthcare and huge pensions!  

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 21:52 | 3475477 yogibear
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Seemed like they had the cops from all over, the CIA, FBI, DHS and ATF there for 2 guys. 

All that was missing was the armed forces.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 23:41 | 3476073 indygo55
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That would be unconstitutional.

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 00:17 | 3476185 prains
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that will be next

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 22:07 | 3475569 Jim B
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Good job Brownie...  I was actually listening to the stream until the child president came on....

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 12:37 | 3477193 gunsmoke011
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The pathetic part is - the Police didn't find the guy! Had it not been for them lifting the lockdown and the old fart stumbling outside to find blood on his boat, protective canvas ripped open and looking inside to see the guy - then calling the police - the kid would have laid in the boat and bled to death.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 21:44 | 3475439 Blano
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The community stood strong???  Sheesh buddy sounds like they were all cowering behind closed doors because you told them to.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 21:46 | 3475441 toys for tits
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Fuck this jizz fest.

In the meantime they're pulling bodies out of the fertilizer plant.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 21:46 | 3475447 FiatFapper
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Press conference is just one big wrap-around.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 21:52 | 3475472 mercenaryomics
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"To keep this from ever happening again we at the BPD have created an itemized book of 1 through n concessions the American people will need to make in order to lessen the probability of a similar attack happening again.

1) Guns need to be confiscated

2) Brass and blackpowder outlawed

3) Judicial approval needed for purchases of hardware, cookery or fertilizers 

4) Must submit speech recording and allow installation of anti-racism, anti-sexism, anti-terrorism voice monitoring device

5) Personal GPS chip complete with remotely detonate-able cyanide capsule installed into all citizens

...

n) Must release all internet passwords, search histories and allow active monitoring by DHS

 

With your cooperation, we can absolutely guarantee that this sort of tragedy maybe won't happen again."

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 21:51 | 3475474 stant
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they only found him because someone went out to check on the boat, gota love him ,her. i would have shot him for bleeding on my boat

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 21:55 | 3475489 FiatFapper
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The person found a ladder to the boat, which wasn't there before, so they phoned cops.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 21:55 | 3475498 1eyedman
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and it was an MTA cop that wounded the first one!  

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 21:59 | 3475512 Sofa King
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...so much for the Constitution. God help us all.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 22:05 | 3475545 tsx500
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yup. don't let a good crisis go to waste !

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 08:52 | 3476643 22winmag
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"We have the pawn in custody. As for the real bombers in Washington, they are too big to arrest. I want to thank all the heroes..... blah  blah blah"

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 08:55 | 3476644 WHATDIFFERENCED...
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The surreality is all the security that was in fact at the Marathon, how much is enough? Is it not laughable as we send funding to Alciada in Syria and then molest the rest of us at home looking for the same? I refuse to fly because of this total disconnect with reality, it's nothing but a disregard for the dignity of the person which makes it even more unsafe. Although cognitive dissonance is the new norm...for now, a few more do tend to wake up each time we blow something up.  Which begs the question...what's next?

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 08:56 | 3476647 Faust100F
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I think they should force feed him pork, and the blood transfusion should be pig blood. 

They should then stand in front of him an slowly tear out the pages of the Qu'ran and burn them one at a time.

The method of execution should be what would be used in the Islamic world, decapitation in a public place and televised around the world.

It is time to worry about the non-government citizens of this country not worrying about the welfare of anyone else outside our borders.

Harvard and all Ivy League Colleges should be razed, and the professors exiled to Canada where their Loyalist ancestors fled when we took this country back the first time.

1000 police to catch one criminal, and it took an old lady looking out her back window in her house to call in the ladder to her boat, after police and all the other nimrods had searched the area and were pulling out.

This episode, confirms that our public employment system is out of control, and over staffed. But . . . what can one expect . . . when only those applicants with a 100 IQ or less are hired for public service.

Pass the popcorn and get me another Corona! 

 

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 11:58 | 3477079 headless blogger
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"what can one expect . . . when only those applicants with a 100 IQ or less are hired for public service."

 

Sounds like you'd fit right in!!

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 09:04 | 3476654 B2u
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Security?  Where are the cameras located?  Probably some at the start and most at the finish.  Block off a 12 block area at the finish line.  People who want to be at the finish line would be screened going into the 12 block area.  Nothing fancy, just checking backpacks, strollers and clothing.  This is done at stadiums and arenas every day. 

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 12:28 | 3477168 headless blogger
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The FBI has the following Youtube video displayed on the front page of their website.

This is the bullshit they are basing their "case" on. It shows these young guys walking thru casually with backpacks over one shoulder. There were tons of people there that had backpacks on. In fact some of the FBI operatives (the guys with tan pants and black tops) had on big backpacks that looked stuffed. This is total bullshit and they are going to waste a couple of more lives, pinning there own terrorism on young people who's lives have now been ruined.

And to the White folk (which i am one of): Don't think for minute they will not be using same tactics on YOUR kids someday.

THIS VIDEO DOES NOT SHOW ANY EVIDENCE OF FOUL PLAY ON THE PART OF THESE TWO BROTHERS (The FBI really thinks we are all idiots...that's why they keep doing this):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M80DXI932OE&feature=player_embedded

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 13:27 | 3477332 coltek
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Two brothers rob 7-11 - Who say's - and why?

 

Two brothers hijack car with enough weaponry to take out General Custer?

 

19 year old boy flees flying bullets from hundreds of cops firing automatic weapons.

 

Overhead helicopter that we all see every night on cop chases fails to see boy - where was that chopper?

 

Hundreds of brave cops and military types fail to take up chase of said boy.

 

Hundreds of cops and military types fail to find said boy in fairly confined area.

 

Y'all are really stupid if you believe any of this bullshit.

 

WTF - I think they were just a couple of CIA Patsies......... 

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