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First Picture Of Captured Terror Suspect Released

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The 19-year old Dzhokhar has seen better days...


and the boat he was hiding in...


h/t @Breaking911


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Fri, 04/19/2013 - 22:07 | 3475557 Fukushima Sam
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This is all very strange.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 22:09 | 3475561 flacon
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Fri, 04/19/2013 - 22:14 | 3475617 dryam
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It's definitely not any any of the PM dealers.  They are all sold out, or their premiums have greatly spiked.  Google it.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 22:17 | 3475639 otto skorzeny
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the dealers around here get all apologetic when they tell you their above spot price-it's like they're afraid you'll kick their ass.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 22:22 | 3475669 LetThemEatRand
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That guy looks incredibly guilty.  There are police everywhere.  Fuck him and the Constitutional rights to which we are otherwise guaranteed.   Boat hiding exception.  

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 22:24 | 3475673 Charles Nelson ...
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Looks like his timeline is up.....

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 22:30 | 3475712 tsx500
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CNN  JUST puts this pic up NOW...2228est , a full 23 minutes after ZH    ! ! !      great work CNN ..... NOT  !!!

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 22:33 | 3475726 Pure Evil
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Better watch out, there might be a pressure cooker bomb in that green police backpack.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 22:32 | 3475729 flacon
Fri, 04/19/2013 - 22:50 | 3475818 clymer
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please. this kid and his bro have had FBI handlers for a long time. Keep believeing what is spoon fed to to you by your media. "It was rednecks on tax day!" ok "It was soudi's" ok "It was chechyans"! ok


ignore the commandos and contractors

my guess, this poor young sap is guilty of being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

All of the misinfo that comes out of MSM, we can't tell which way is up any more. What ever happened to objective journalism?

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 22:51 | 3475832 NewThor
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Why people are so fascinated with murderous crazy fuckers?

Comet ISON is WAY more interesting.

And so is Planet X and all the NEW planets in out Solar System.

The Bernank and his gang of blood drinkers get old

after a while, no?

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 22:55 | 3475850 clymer
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who the fuck tweets not to smoke at the marathon? A kid trying to be sarcastic that smoking at an athletic event is ironically funny. And who is clueless he is about to be patsied because every other cockup that was plan A and B failed miserably.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 23:03 | 3475896 john39
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they will use whatever script they have to... you will have a police state and you will like it....

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 23:21 | 3475986 toys for tits
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I figured out how he got away in that fire fight when the cops shot at him.

He turned sideways.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 23:52 | 3476113 DoChenRollingBearing
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Has this seemed like a normal week?

Not to me...

"Spookier and Spookier"

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 23:55 | 3476120 LetThemEatRand
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Lately, this is pretty normal.  I'm fairly sure that's the idea.

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 00:00 | 3476134 Schmuck Raker
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That picture was available from the Fed hours ago, if you were on The List.

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 00:39 | 3476230 LetThemEatRand
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Was there a way to make money from that picture before it was released?  If so, then yes.

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 06:59 | 3476528 Go Tribe
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Brief disturbance in the matrix.

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 11:02 | 3476906 booboo
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"I figured out how he got away in that fire fight when the cops shot at him.

He turned sideways."


No shit, kids so skinney he has to run around in the shower to get wet.

Other then that I see they had to get a shot of an ATF stooge in the photo, they are still trying to redeem their ass from botching that photo op, Operation Showtime (that was the real name by the way) in WACO wher the shot the fuck out of their own people and had to beg the folks they eventually burned to death for a cease fire because they ran out of ammo and had to get their wounded out.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 23:54 | 3476103 Element
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The devils advocate alternative John, is the guy, as a 16 year old, and his older brother, were so enraged by on-going unjust events that they were watching around them, that they decided they'd get revenge, so sought the training needed for such a revenge attack when in Southern Russia - well over 3 years ago. But that would implicate the father as well.

i.e. you Americans came over the the ME/Central Asia with a contrived rationale to senselessly over-react and kill our innocent people, so we come to you with a similar simple rationale energized by revenge lust, thus we completely senselessly kill your innocent people in return without warning, and an equal but opposite lack of remorse.

Basic quid-pro-quo - eye for an eye stuff.

Which means part of their 'cell' training was to happily 'integrate' so they would go un-noticed and unsuspected prior to the attack.

What still amazes me is the Vietnamese, Laotians and Cambodians never did something similar to the US population after what the US military did to those countries. The US got off much too easy that time, and the ME Arabs, Persians, sub-continentals and central Asians may seek a whole lot of payback within the USA this time around.

Start long-term "war on terror" - check!

Mission accomplished.


Sat, 04/20/2013 - 00:48 | 3476124 LetThemEatRand
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I know that I'll feel safer if they probe my asshole next time I go to a Rays game.  "They" look like "us", so what do you do?

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 01:44 | 3476323 Troll Magnet
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You should be probed for being a Rays fan.

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 02:48 | 3476381 Lore
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This is one of those incidents where people try to fill in gaps with their own truthy observations and embellishments, but doubt remains, and once again you're left with the grim realization that you have no idea what really happened, except that it degenerated into a great big scary expensive boondoggle and statist media hype-fest, with commanders patting each other on the back at the end of the day on a "Job Well Done."  Strange questions are ignored except by conspiracy websites, and the masses quickly turn to the Next Big Thing.  Last person to leave, please turn out the light.

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 05:05 | 3476450 zhandax
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When politicians and bureaucrats start congratulating each other on a 'job well done', you know that wads of borrowed money have been blown to fuck something up beyond all recognition.  Typically what gets fucked up is the truth.

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 08:33 | 3476586 kill switch
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Just maybe they wanted to divert this story


The Unintended Consequences of the Boston Massacre: THE SPECIFIC INDICTMENT of Bush Jr/Obama/CIA/US Military “Torture of 9/11 Prisoners” at GITMO—FINALLY CONFIRMED as a “WAR CRIME”– Equivalent to Prosecuted Nazi War Crimes and the Torture/ Internship Of Japanese Americans During WWII.
Nothing beats a sensational front page news story like a Boston Marathon Massacre! Most readers would miss the incidental but far more serious implication for the moral compass of America than the NY Times story by Scott Shane, entitled, “U.S. Practiced Torture After 9/11, Non Partisan Review Concludes”. (posted earlier)
In this article, both Asa Hutchinson [Republican/Bush Jr Administration] and James R. Jones [Democrat, Congress] indict the interrogation and tortures committed by Presidents Clinton [Rendition], Bush Jr [full menu of tortures], Obama [Bush Jr in Black Face]. 
In essence, this bipartisan report, along with 6,000 pages of still classified docs IMPLICATES THREE ADMINISTRATIONS of INTERNATIONAL WAR CRIMES—RENDITION, TORTURE, ENHANCED INTERROGATION. 



Sat, 04/20/2013 - 10:38 | 3476838 JohnnyBriefcase
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What a crazy coincidence!

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 11:32 | 3477000 kill switch
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In case you overlooked it this is the PDF of the 577 page report.

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 13:22 | 3477317 Lore
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Fascinating. I remember some horrific photos of bodies, subsequently (apparently) scrubbed from the internet. 

Regardless of what a reader takes seriously in this and other matters, there are enough specific and well documented atrocities committed, with verifiable events, named victims and personal connections, to paint a very sick picture about certain people who enjoy depiction in the mainstream media as "philanthropists" and "humanitarians." 

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 05:13 | 3476455 disabledvet
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It is ironic that it is the conspriracy theorists who are on the case the most to begin with actually. "the want answers.. They want the TRUTH!" goes to show just how few people there are like that. These police folks did get their guy's it would appear...and obviously Bostonians are relieved. But I do agree "we've only shown ourselves to be inept at best and incompetent at worst" here and if this is simply allowed to be "moved on" (as I agree this attack will be) then...yep..."we've guaranteed the next attack." now is not the time for self congratulation if your "zee authorities" in my view. You can believe "since the FBI knew these kids in advance" the whole thing is a set up. But isn't it worse to think "they knew the whole thing in advance but were too stupid to stop it"? Let me guess..."too busy looking at all those Zero Hedge people for clues as to who would really do this stuff."

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 10:12 | 3476757 Whoa Dammit
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I vote for "they knew the whole thing in advance but were too stupid to stop it"?. The FBI recruits based on athletic ability and previous military service, not brains.

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 06:53 | 3476522 Hotmustard
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I live and work in the city. Almost everyone was more than happy to have the city in lockdown. Most businesses were hurting before this happened.


Sat, 04/20/2013 - 04:39 | 3476440 mrdenis
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the Jack Ruby script ...coming up next 

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 07:27 | 3476551 Clashfan
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Sandy Hook crew identified in Boston? Not saying it is true; just saying it's worth a look:

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 23:05 | 3475909 FranSix
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This could easily have turned into a boating accident.

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 00:01 | 3476125 Urban Roman
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Or a fireball. Aren't these things supposed to end in fireballs?

Everyone knows how unstable and flammable boats are.

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 00:46 | 3476245 HowardBeale
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Jaws II

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 12:09 | 3477107 monkeyboy
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You're gonna need a bigger boat

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 23:08 | 3475932 Freddie
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Dude - I would agree with you except they are Chechnian muslims.  O and the libturds did not want Chechnian muslims as the perps.  These people are like a ***king cancer.   This is the last shit you want in your country along with Somali muslims.  Probaly add Afghanis to the list and some Albanian muslims.   Go look at the history of these people. 

I still don't get how the hapless Spec Ops/Blackwater wannabe The Sheild contract retards never got blown up or could not catch these kids in the false flag. 

These are not little helpless waifs.  They were probably already in the Chechian mafia.  


Fri, 04/19/2013 - 23:58 | 3476128 LetThemEatRand
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Indeed.  "They" are dangerous.  "We" must protect ourselves from "them."  

Do you fucking believe your own fucking bullshit or are you just an asshole who is out of anal beads?

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 00:15 | 3476176 john39
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come on man, get with the program.  muslims are super evil-bad... they can take down massive skyscrapers with friggin box cutters!  fear them... only armies of Homeland Security Brownshirts with tanks, kevlar helmets andmachine guns can save us....    And your rights? if you want children to avoid being ripped apart by insane canibal muslims, you damn well better shut the F up and let them finish shredding the constitution.   all because of muslims with magic box cutters....

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 00:47 | 3476235 LetThemEatRand
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Oh shit.  They didn't think of the canibal angle yet.  That's next.  And I'm pretty sure that they eat white children.

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 09:56 | 3476708 BobPaulson
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You forgot to mention they rape and impregnate innocent christian girls and assrape little christian boys and make them gay. Their box cutters use things like science and witchcraft to steal our freedom.

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 12:33 | 3477184 Montezuma
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You forgot to mention that they are actually lizard people altered to look like us. Because lizard people are actually behind the NWO and started out the rumours of jew gold hidden in Swiss mountains...

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 00:35 | 3476221 perchprism
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You are a stupid cocksucking sonofabitch.  Shut the fuck up and blow me, you liberal pissant piece of shit.

These two shitheads decided to glorify Allah with their demented nonsense and built bombs to kill Americans.  Then they did it.  That's all there is to it.  Suck my cock you fool.  That's the all that happened.  I would like to beat the shit out of your communist ass. But that would incur drain bamage, wouldn't it?  Cocksucker.



Sat, 04/20/2013 - 00:44 | 3476239 LetThemEatRand
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And the jury of mindless shitheads who believe everything they read has spoken.  Trial by jury is unnecessary when we have the Clinton News Network telling us who is guilty.  And go fuck yourself and lose the Simpson's image.  I like that shit.

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 02:28 | 3476371 perchprism
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Faggot, I know you're a little turd burglar.  CNN doesn't play on my TV.  I'm as right wing as it gets.  The apologists for cocksuckers on FOX turned me off of them, too.  So don't play that shit with me.  You are an anti-capitolist cocksucking faggot.  So blow me, dickhead.  Blow me.  Blow me slow-ly, fag-muffin.  Blow me gingerly. 


OOOh!!  Let then eat Rand!!  Rand was such a shithead!!  OOOOH!!  Hey!!  That hurts!!  Use some more Astroglide!!  Ooooh!!


Sat, 04/20/2013 - 02:41 | 3476380 JOYFUL
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Quick flip through your record here shows a pretty ceasless flow of butch-fag solicitations interspersed with faux tough guy taunts and pointless provocations...don't get out much?

Look there's literally hundreds of on-line meet\meat sites for shy guys like yurself...why clutter up our less exotic-lifestyle threads with yur mindless chatter? This is not an online dating service. Sign up to one that is and find yurself the girlie-man of your dreams Mr Hustler!

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 04:40 | 3476442 jmcadg
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@ JOYFUL. That was funny. I couldn't agree more. He has a serious man crush. Loser.

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 05:09 | 3476451 Jendrzejczyk
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As long as we're here.... Would everyone please stop portraying blowjobs and anal sex as vile, disgusting, demeaning and monstrous acts that only a 2-bit whore should perform.




(Hard enough to talk the wife into a lil extra fun)

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 04:43 | 3476444 ClumsyBoatman
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Lighten up you paranoid Yank assholes.

So tell us all what really happened then, or are you just going to fire out contrarian bullshit without offering any supporting facts whatsoever, as per usual?

If we follow your retarded bizzaro logic, then all the nice kindly muslims DONT want to blow up the West, they are entirely blameless in all incidents of terrorism, and all the naughty stuff is always perpetrated nefariously by some secret society.

The inconvenient truth is that none of these hairbrained theories have ever be sustained by any single shred of credible evidence, but hey, some bloke on a .alt internet site wrote it once so it must be true.

You just keep barking at the moon fuckheads and let that paranoia eat away at you, I'll stay ignorant until proved otherwise.

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 05:26 | 3476468 JOYFUL
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don't go away mad. Just go away.

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 06:24 | 3476497 Bearwagon
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+1 for very gentle proposal. I'd have framed it otherwise ...

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 07:04 | 3476532 Go Tribe
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Muslims, Oil, Banksters, Constitution shredders. That's the NWO Axis.

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 07:41 | 3476573 samcontrol
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apparently being french is the last thing you want for the country.
I can't get a green card in two life times. Maybe it is because i never took that job at the US embassy in Buenos Aires. Maybe if i would of slaved there for ten years...

At least i have a view.

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 08:23 | 3476612 ronaldawg
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My french wife got her green card so learn how to suck a dick and you are in.  Got it?  Your are French, aren't you?

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 07:45 | 3476577 kill switch
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You got it bro!!!

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 09:50 | 3476697 tony wilson
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nice investigation brains.


we saw his tweets cos they said he tweeted

cos they showed us

he said he was islamic cos it said it innit

it said

he said

he is the one 

he is the one

they said

we saw the pictures

we don't need sherlock holmes or james elroy bullshit

this childrens script is cast iron

they said it was his tweet feed so it must bee A

they the media and ggovernment would never lie to us.

we live in a democracy

these terror types just want to terrorize are freedoms

martial law tests are needed to help us stop being in a state of terror.

believe everything you are told by that cia guy on the news

he loves you.


Fri, 04/19/2013 - 22:55 | 3475854 toys for tits
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To support your proposition:

The FBI admitted Friday they interviewed the now-deceased Boston Marathon bombing suspect Tamerlan Tsarnaev two years ago and failed to find any incriminating information about him.


However, the FBI has maintained in those incidents that they took all the steps they were asked to and were allowed to under the law.

Although the FBI initially denied contacting Tsarnaev, the brothers' mother said they had in an interview with Russia Today.

Zubeidat Tsarnaeva said her son got involved in "religious politics" about five years ago, and never told her he was involved in "jihad."

She insisted the FBI "knew what he was doing on Skype" and that they counseled him "every step of the way."

Now I'm confused. You said don't listen to the MSM, but CBS is saying the same thing as you.  So now I shouldn't believe you?

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 23:45 | 3476084 Prince Eugene o...
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You mean Zubeidat K. Tsarnaeva, 45, who was charged with two counts of malicious/wanton damage and defacement to property after swiping merchandise from Lord & Taylor in Natick last June?  That Zubeidat?  She stole $1,624 in women's clothes... oh yeah, allegedly |

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 23:52 | 3476100 toys for tits
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In all fairness their clothes are reeeaaaally nice.


BTW, before discrediting her because of a shoplifting charge, remember that the FBI admitted to what she said.  They didn't offer that information up without being prodded.

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 02:51 | 3476387 Lore
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What the heck is "Religious Politics?"  Is that a mind-fogger, like "Islamo-Fascist" or "Climate Change?" 

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 03:05 | 3476396 Dr. Sandi
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It's like when your pastor tells you abortion is bad and you should vote for politicians who would outlaw abortion, even if all of their other beliefs run counter to your own.

Religious Politics. It's not just for Jihadists anymore.

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 07:08 | 3476535 Go Tribe
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It's State-controlled/contrived religion. Oil banksters in the middle east run amock with their God shield.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 23:47 | 3476087 Schmuck Raker
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I have NO reason to believe your thesis, "...this poor young sap[etc.]...".

Unfortunately, I have NO reason to believe the government.

The responsibilty for my doubt lies at the government's feet.

And yes, journalism IS dead.


"...we can't tell which way is up any more" So true, my friend, so true.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 23:57 | 3476126 DoChenRollingBearing
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Excellent comments, S R

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 00:12 | 3476168 Schmuck Raker
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Thanks DoChen, that's means a lot coming from you.

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 02:00 | 3476346 natty light
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Sat, 04/20/2013 - 10:15 | 3476764 aerojet
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You are certtifiable!  There is nobody at the FBI doing false flag attacks.  Those two did the bombing.

Sun, 04/21/2013 - 09:38 | 3479878 hivekiller
Sat, 04/20/2013 - 00:31 | 3476152 DoChenRollingBearing
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@ flacon


The CBC wonders too, in their new special program "The Secret World of Gold".  You can find the video at from earlier today (Friday, April 19).

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 09:13 | 3476657 hivekiller
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That's interesting. Jim Willie says that Clinton and Rubin apparently finished the job of robbing Fort Knox - giving the money to themselves and friends on Wall Street. Now there's nothing but nerve gas in the place. No wonder Clinton's bratty daughter can afford a $10 million dollar apartment in NY.

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 10:33 | 3476823 Tijuana Donkey Show
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Nerve gas? What is this, an episode of Archer?

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 22:34 | 3475734 Jim in MN
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The fucking thing is bulging like a Wall Street bonus....guilty backpack, bad backpack

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 00:26 | 3476209 AldousHuxley
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and like wall street, they blew up

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 00:52 | 3476253 McMolotov
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"Backpack, backpack..."

</Dora the Explorer>

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 04:33 | 3476437 sadmamapatriot
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Yum, yum, yum, deliciosa!

God, I hate Muslims. And Allah is SATAN! Religion of pieces is just a murderous death cult aligned with our Liberal's suicide cult. And before you get your panties in a twist, no, I don't want us in the Middle East either. But that doesn't mean I don't hate them. Fuck them. Fuck them all.

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 07:38 | 3476571 Olephant
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23 minutes was probably the approval time by management. Wonder how many levels of management needed to decide on that. Well at least 23 minutes worth. And the higher you escalate the longer you have to wait for one. 

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 22:58 | 3475872 A Nanny Moose
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No. We must care for him so we can then waterboard him at Hotel Gitmo.

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 01:09 | 3476275 The Second Rule
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You cannot take an American citizen to Gitmo, NFW, not under ANY circumstances. John McCain can go pound sand. It's a total violation of US law. It aint happening.

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 02:31 | 3476374 Econolingus
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check your facts.  Pretty sure he's on a green card, but don't care enough to confirm.  Whether he gets Gitmo'd or life at Leavenworth, he'll be wishing he got what his brother got.  

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 04:20 | 3476398 Urban Redneck
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If he was taking the citizenship oath on the 11th anniversary of  9/11 he wouldn't be here on a green card. 

But facts, the internet, and the MSM fetish-du-jour don't mix well.


Sat, 04/20/2013 - 03:16 | 3476399 Urban Redneck
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His traitorous ass should be stripped of all military decorations and put before a firing squad.

Not, however, sent to Gitmo...


Sat, 04/20/2013 - 05:20 | 3476458 zhandax
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military decorations??

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 06:47 | 3476517 Urban Redneck
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The nutcase from Arizona, not the one from Central Asia...

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 12:06 | 3477097 TBT or not TBT
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Funny. McCain is a clown representative of our sad senate. Obama is out to destroy America, so he is an actual enemy, a declared enemy, f our constitution.

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 10:17 | 3476772 aerojet
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They were both made citizens under Obama's first expansion of that a couple of years back.  Black eye for Obama.  Our country is full of little fucks like these two who would do monstrous things to the rest of us.  The worst part is, it hurts the honest immigrants looking for a better life (note: I don't think people who sneak into the US are honest).

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 10:28 | 3476801 The Second Rule
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I believe the same is true for green card holders, i.e. they are granted the same rights as US citizens.

And THAT is why we need stricter immigration controls.

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 00:14 | 3476177 nomorebuyins
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Hysterical +1

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 06:49 | 3476519 WhiteNight123129
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ok the suspect has been captured, but how about the culprit?

Hopefully he does not die before trial.


Sat, 04/20/2013 - 09:56 | 3476715 geologyguy
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Yeah, his "long enough timeline" was ~19 years.   Enjoy that 8x8 quality time with with Bubba!

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 10:19 | 3476775 aerojet
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I'm not comfortable with the idea of being raped in prison.  It's something that should not happen.  On the other hand, I'd be perfectly happy if they put that little bastard in a room with the father of the eight year old boy who was murdered.

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 09:59 | 3476722 rosiescenario
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His timeline was long enough....

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 22:34 | 3475730 P Rankmug
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Bonnie and Clyde were lucky they did their damage in the 30s.  They wouldn't have lasted a week in our police state.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 22:43 | 3475770 AssFire
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Actually, we would have killed them much quicker had they tried to rob us instead of the banks-

But of course remember this is Texas, not the effeminate NE.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 22:51 | 3475836 max2205
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He's gotta nice mouth.....

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 01:35 | 3476315 Fedaykinx
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a lot of folks around here liked bonnie and clyde, and in fact, we still hate banks.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 23:00 | 3475875 The Second Rule
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They made a bad career choice. Had they been banksters they could have been multi-millionaires and invited to State dinners.

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 07:14 | 3476538 Go Tribe
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Path to riches: become a bankster in the oil business and sit on the board of CAIR or the UJC.  Then you can blow up entire countries.

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 08:24 | 3476613 The Second Rule
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Path to getting your head lopped off:

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 10:30 | 3476808 aerojet
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The Barrow gang would have been just fine--they could have tied up entire cities for days and then skeedaddled.  Based on what I just observed, 100 guys could shut down any major US city indefinitely and cause chaos and maybe, if they could hold out long enough, trigger martial law and mass rioting.  

The MA state police and cops in Boston did a good job, but they were getting exhausted (even with so much federal LE and surrounding state LE assistance).  they were running out of batteries for phones and radios, had people awake for 20+ hours, and had no real plan for food and bathroom breaks at all.  They were relieving people after 18 hours as they could manage to do it.  They lacked bomb dogs, rifles, ammunition, fuel, everything.  They had manpower, yes, but not the needed logistics. 

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 22:52 | 3475842 The Second Rule
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You need to put an ironicon or /sarc at the end of that. the people who junked you probably didn't get it.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 22:54 | 3475849 Freddie
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We get this picture of this muslim but never saw a picture of the dead Bin Laden.   I wonder if this kid will get buried at sea by the US Navy in Islamic tradition like Bin Laden.

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 00:06 | 3476149 DeadFred
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61.8 % chance he doesn't survive his wounds.

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 07:14 | 3476539 Go Tribe
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He's heading for a Fibonacci retracement? Poor bastard.

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 09:54 | 3476706 tony wilson
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always muslims with camp freddie.

the anal rape victim.

spastic headed turd freddie.

he was raped by a turk long ago

and everything he says is muslim started.

but not the cia they is white and innocent just like torn arse freddie

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 23:06 | 3475918 Overfed
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I get yer sarc, LETR.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 23:13 | 3475957 Common_Cents22
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does that make him a pirate?

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 23:35 | 3476048 LetThemEatRand
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Sat, 04/20/2013 - 09:56 | 3476714 downrodeo
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yeah baby, this is some grade A genuine certified bona-fide registered and approved by the FDA american brand Laissez-faire human available in the homeland

keep your head down humans, there be trechery afoot

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 22:17 | 3475643 WayBehind
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Send him back to Chechnya ... in a coffin

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 22:37 | 3475752 Jim in MN
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Lickety that was meant for your avatar.  You should stick to your real job hon.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 22:58 | 3475871 toys for tits
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... unless your real job is political punditry.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 22:41 | 3475775 AssFire
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Fuck that!--> Send him to Detroit!


Fri, 04/19/2013 - 23:04 | 3475902 Tijuana Donkey Show
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The Kentucky Fried Movie! A classic. Gonna have to rewatch

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 07:16 | 3476541 Go Tribe
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Make him a guest lecturer at the University of Chicago.

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 00:21 | 3476193 orkoSvalbard
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Apmex has both gold and silver eagles available right now. No wait.  Didn't even have to google it.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 22:14 | 3475620 Hedgetard55
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Can't wait for the turd in the White House to make a statement.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 22:19 | 3475653 Van Halen
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He just did. It was the usual: Don't jump to conclusions. Don't paint certain groups with a broad brush. (unless they're TEA Party or Christian members)

Barf. Gag. Hurl.


Fri, 04/19/2013 - 22:22 | 3475672 BoNeSxxx
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And he never used the words 'Islamic' nor 'terrorism'

Freaking Barry...

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 22:32 | 3475719 disabledvet
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actually he wanted to know if the attacks had happened "with malice" first. he wasn't sure. (our of mercy perhaps?) he then followed that up with a speech about how "Boston will recover." hopefully the Boston MARATHON will recover...but was Boston itself put at risk here? if so i sure would like to know how or why....or by whom. again i really think this kid is worth more to us alive...but i understand emotions run deep here so "they might have to become the opening salvo in an opening salvo." now play me that tape again where the parents say their kids were being set up...

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 22:35 | 3475741 MrBoompi
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Why do you have to jump to fucking conclusions. How about waiting for a statement before bringing religion into it?

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 22:47 | 3475800 Pharming
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He is a Chechen rebel.  Do a little bit of research.  Not all muslims are terrorists, but 95% of all terrorists are muslims.  Add up all of the suicide bombers in Iraq, Afghanistan, Israel...  seriously man.  The politically incorrect virus has infected your brain!  Have you EVER heard of the Caliphate?  The Ottoman Empire?  Do you know why marines are called leathernecks?  Look at the FBI most wanted list.  Do you see Christian suicide bombers?  Jewish suicide bombers?  Hindu suicide bombers?  Pagan suicide bombers?  Ugh...PC crap is the end of this country.

Go here and check out links, blogs, read what a Dhimi is for crying out loud.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 23:00 | 3475880 clymer
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agreed. Why does our government (yours and mine) provide their payroll in Libya and Syria? weird.. I don't want my tax dollars paying for these psychos

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 23:14 | 3475961 Pharming
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Totally agree.  We funded the uprising in Libya, Soros, Hillary...the rebels were Wahabbi (Saudi) aka...Alqaeda.  Who do you think we are utilizing to take down Assad?  To turn the Shiite puppet of Iran into a bubbling chaos of Sunni / Wahabbi rebels.  They all hate the west, they will lie to our faces for Islam to progress.  They will take our money, CAIR will continue to infiltrate and infect our brains with PC bullshit.  It is a completely different culture that Americans can not understand nor do they want to.  Until, it's too late.  How do you fight an enemy when you can't even say who they are!  Do you PC bull shit in the Muslim world?  NEVER.  They know their enemies.  They understand loyalty.  They will never quit.  They will not lie down and bend over for any other religion or nation that stands in the way of spreading Islam all over the world.

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 00:38 | 3476148 Element
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Oh right, that's why they have 150K rag-head soldiers and hardware running around in the USA and Europe, bombing innocent US-wedding parties, and JDAM-ing euro-funeral-processions.

Your "political correct" schtick is as laughable as it's insane.

The West is in their regions and their countries, attacking them everyday with military power, not the other way around.

But if they did have 150k moooslem military invading, killing, injuring, torturing, raping and be-littling people in the USA, do you not suspect that you and some Gawd-fearin' Christians might go over there and mass-murder and injure them right back, in revenge?

Are you really so surprised they might have the temerity to do it back to you? 

Do you not realize that from their point-of-view a US Alliance soldier is nothing more than a blatant remorseless terrorist murderer in a uniform who simply never stops invading and murdering innocent people who are defending themselves and their own land and people?

Which kinda discounts your whole assessment of who terrorists actually are, doesn't it? It also all too easily comports with the age-old 20th century saying that, "one man's terrorist is another man's freedom-fighter". Denying that basic truth via an ideological/religious edifice of obfuscation concerning caliphates etc., is not going to make any of it go away.


WINNING! ... ... hearts and minds.

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 00:59 | 3476268 McMolotov
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Patriotism is a disease which infected me for many years before I discovered — lo and behold — that my government really was no better than any other. And, in may ways, it was much worse. Needless to say, I'm now cured of the affliction.

Our government blows up goddamned wedding parties in the name of "freedom" and "democracy" for fuck's sake, and if today's demonstration of police state superiority didn't put the fear of God into most Americans, I don't know what will.

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 01:02 | 3476272 prains
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I don't know what will.


i know, the sky going black with drones

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 01:03 | 3476273 LetThemEatRand
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Fuck yeah.

And for some reason I want a Big Mac (tm).

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 01:07 | 3476280 Creepy Lurker
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Don't conflate patriotism with love for the government. They're two very different things.

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 07:18 | 3476544 Go Tribe
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But not GAY wedding parties.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 23:01 | 3475881 clymer
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Fri, 04/19/2013 - 23:07 | 3475913 Pharming
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I laugh at the thumbs down on some of these comments...  they must be from overseas.  If they aren't, where is your sense of NATIONALISM!  America was attacked dumbasses.  No matter what you think or who you think did it.  This was terrorism plain and simple.  Aren't we at war with Muslim Terrorists?  Yes I said those two words together. can't say that because it LABELS a group...yes it does... it labels Muslim Terrorists...not all muslims, just the terrorists that happen to be...get this...muslim.  Doesn't matter WHO is responsible.  Our country was attacked just like on September 11th, 2001.  

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 23:20 | 3475983 Blano
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Yes we might be at war with Muslim terrorists, but we are also at war with those who wish to disarm and oppress us.  Most are liberals and Democrats, but by no means all.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 23:32 | 3476036 Prometheus418
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I'm from Wisconsin, born and raised.  My Granddad moved here from Austria so that he could immediately join the military and go back to fight the Nazis- who turned a family tree into a spear.  Grandma came here from Ireland, and worked tirelessly to help start the god-awful "Progressive" movement.  I've lost a half-dozen kin to foreign wars, and have dozens of friends with nerve damage and PTSD from Iraq (both campaigns,) Afganistan, and South American campaigns supporting the "war" on drugs.

And I say FUCK YOU.  Does you senseless jingosim mean we can look forward to the "Patriot" Act V2.0?  Whatever.  Just get it over with- 10 minutes of blood and fire, followed by an eternal sleep is preferable to any more of this shit.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 23:51 | 3476106 Pharming
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Do I sound like I support this government policies?  I don't.  I support this country but that doesn't mean I support or trust the decisions these jacked up politicians make!  Repub or Dem.  I'm neither.  

You can say FUCK YOU.  But what do you actually believe you think what you believe in is possible?  Reality my friend.  The world is full of people that want a ain't happenin.  I wish this country could bring everyone home.  Roll back the bullshit Patriot Act...yes give peace a chance.  Then.  If we are attacked by a particular group of people we cannot name that puts a certain religion behind their actions...then Prometheus418, what do you do?  Tell you defend yourself?  Do you retaliate?  Tell you sit down with them as an infidel and try to work things out?  

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 00:47 | 3476240 Prometheus418
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What do I do?  I fight.  Every single day, and in every way I can.  That includes this thread, where I am asking you not to get in line to wave the stars 'n' bars.

I am a design engineer, and in my neck of the woods, that means defense work or unemployment.  So, given that choice, I work for a company that has specialized in cooling systems for radars and missile defense systems.

I don't always know what I'm working on, and that keeps me up at night with a burning pain in my guts, but when I do, if it's offensive rather than defensive in nature, I refuse to participate- even if it means my job.  Luckily, I'm pretty good at what I do, so it hasn't come down to standing in an unemployment line yet.  Someday it will, and I'm at peace with that.

I'm no fool- the world is a dangerous place, and I've been in my share of ugly incidents on a personal level.  But I am not willing to sell my soul to psychopaths because they said that a tribe of goat-herders on the other side of the world hates me for my free-dumbs.  I have far more in common with a guy who operates a roadside fruit stand in Baghdad than I do with the oligarchs who have stolen my country, and I will not, and do not consent to line up for my chance to murder innocents.

As far as your last four questions go, they're red herrings.  The answer is no, I do not agree to commit genocide on muslims any more than I would agree to indiscriminately kill christians or bhuddists (lower case intentional.)   But that's only part of the story- if I know who committed an act of violence against myself or my loved ones, I repay that act in equal measure, and the law be damned.

But if you're keeping score, the muslims reportedly took down two buildings I have never seen, and killed three joggers.  Not nice things to do, but when you weigh that against the theft of the freedoms my own family has fought and died for by the very people who swore to uphold them, "we" have a lot more to answer for.

I'm not afraid of terrorists- they're beaten, poverty-stricken bedraggled people with dirt-bikes and AK-47s in a desert on the other side of the world.  They can only kill "our boys" because we send them there and put them next to the IEDs.  I *am* afraid of my countrymen and my government, who will jump at any chance to wave the flag to obscure the fact that they are killing me and my family.  We're not just collateral damage, we used to be patriots- we are, to a man, a family line that owns property, pays taxes (in excess of benefits recieved) and volunteers to strengthen and support our communities.  Every member of my family used to be middle-class- now I'm the last, and only by the slimmest of threads.  How do you feel, watching your family be murdered for the sake of the political and banking classes?

Let me put this a different way- though I spend the majority of my time modeling and creating drawings for manufacture, I do put in several hours a week as a backup IT tech.  Clearing virii, updating firmware, swapping out failing hardware, shit like that.  It's not glamorous, but it needs to be done, and I know how to do it.

What I've seen, over the last decade or so, is that people are terrified of viruses- they're like a combination of satan and a serial killer in most peoples' minds.  But what I've seen, and know to be true, is that the real problem is less often virii than virus scanners.  A virus runs a script in the background that uses a trivial amount of bandwidth and processor power to do something that is usually stupid, and they're not that difficult to kill ala carte when they start to bug you.

A virus scanner, on the other hand, will (in the name of your safety, of course) happily consume 90% of your RAM and processor clock speed to ensure that your computer only has the sniffles on days that end in "y".  If you're not metaphorically digging through sewage with your computer, the scanner is far worse for performance than any virus around.   

But that's not the point, is it?  Safety isn't a matter of logic or actuarial calculations- it's an emotional issue, and a clever man can use that to make you pay for the cure that is making you more sick.  Set down your flag, and take notice.

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 07:45 | 3476579 JohnnyBriefcase
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It pains me greatly that I have only one upvote to give you.

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 09:33 | 3476676 Bob
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Word.  +1

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 09:21 | 3476666 Kinskian
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"I'm not afraid of terrorists- they're beaten, poverty-stricken bedraggled people with dirt-bikes and AK-47s in a desert on the other side of the world."

You're mistaken; of course we have terrorists living in the US.  Our post-1965 immigration policy has brought most of the world's regional conflicts and instabilities to our shores.  And at the same time, our military, State Dept. and CIA are busy stirring conflicts in these same regions. 

But in case you miss the connection between the loss of our liberty, multiculturalism and immigration I'll give you a quote from former German Chancellor Helmut Schmidt...

"The concept of multiculturalism is actually incompatible with a democratic society. ... If one asks, where in the world are multicultural societies functioning, he quickly comes to the conclusion, that multiculturalism can only exist peacefully within strong authoritarian states. In that respect it was a mistake that we, in the early 1960s, brought in guestworkers from alien cultures."(Hamburger Abendblatt, Nov. 26, 2004)

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 09:28 | 3476672 overmedicatedun...
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kinskian, +100.

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 10:13 | 3476758 Boozer
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@P418  Brilliant.

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 11:00 | 3476899 lakecity55
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Fri, 04/19/2013 - 23:35 | 3476044 Croesus
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@ Pharming:

"where is your sense of NATIONALISM!" <- Ask America's politicians that question.

"Doesn't matter WHO is responsible." <- Since when is "Responsibility" irrelevant? 

WHO is responsible, is EVERYTHING. The MOTIVE is everything.

Blind patriotism = sheep fattening up for the kill.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 23:47 | 3476086 Pharming
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@ Croesus

I agree.  Who really is responsible?  We use the terrorists to take down dictators we kept propped up for years.  Then we kill the rebels.  Then we get pissed when they attack us.  But we are still Americans.  It seems we used to be able to elect leaders that had moral character, that had a sense of patriotism and nationalism.'s gone.  This country has changed.  We no longer trust our leaders.  We no longer trust our government to make the right decisions.  I am not blind.  Their motive is Islam and the Umma.  Our's is world domination by a few technocrats, elites, fascists, socialists, communists...the enemy of my enemy is my friend.  This game is played all over the world.  So Croesus...what is the answer?  I could sit down with you and discuss this upside down world...I am an American.  I am not a supporter of our policies.  But I have to take a side and that is my country.  

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 23:51 | 3476108 RideTheWalrus
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"But I have to take a side and that is my country."

Take the side of humanity and denounce false ideologies like flags, borders and ism schisms.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 23:59 | 3476132 Pharming
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Preach that to someone who believes in their religion so strongly that they will gladly take you out for the collective.  It ain't happening in your lifetime...keep trying though.  

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 00:20 | 3476170 RideTheWalrus
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"Preach that to someone who believes in their religion so strongly that they will gladly take you out for the collective.  It ain't happening in your lifetime...keep trying though."

Why don't you wake up first, then we'll deal with the religious extreemists.

If i can't get you, someone living in a comfortable life in a safe country with every luxury available - i don't expect to get through to someone living in poverty, being attacked for the last decade, watching their family and friends die and only having their religion to hold on to.

But, if we can start by waking up the people who still have a lot to lose, then we'll be more likely to approach the people who have already lost everything with peace rather than more destruction.

None of us win in this, not them, not us. It's only the money makers that are winning this - and they play both sides equally. 
Wake up, step out.

That's the only thing that needs to happen on the indivudal level and that will change the collective faster than any fight will.


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