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Killed Chechen Bomber Brother: "I Don't Have A Single American Friend, I Don't Understand Them."

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While the first alleged terrorist bomber, 19 year-old Dhjokar Tsarnaev, born in Kyrgystan, is on the loose currently somewhere in Boston and is the target of a massive manhunt, his brother, 26 year-old, Tamerlan Tsarnaev, born in Russia and legal US resident since 2007, died overnight in a shootout with the local police. It appears he was a boxer, studied at Bunker Hill Community College, was very religious, didn't drink or smoke, wanted to become an engineer, and his favorite movie was Borat. His YouTube page can be found here: on it can be found videos of Islamic preacher Feiz Mohammad. Most informative is a captioned photo narrative by Johannes Hirn showcasing the older brother's boxing pursuits and a glimpse into his history and philosophy.

Tamerlan Tsarnaev practices boxing at the Wai Kru Mixed Martial Arts center

Originally from Chechnya, but living in the United States since five years, Tamerlan says: "I don't have a single American friend, I don't understand them."

Tamerlan, 196 lbs, will represent New England in the heavyweight category at the National Golden Gloves competition in Salt Lake City, Utah.

Tamerlan, who studies at Bunker Hill Community College in Boston and wants to become an engineer, took the semester off from school to train for the competition.

If he wins enough fights there, Tamerlan says he could be selected for the US Olympic team and be naturalized American. Unless his native Chechnya becomes independent, Tamerlan says he would rather compete for the United States than for Russia.

Tamerlan fled Chechnya with his family because of the conflict in the early 90s, and lived for years in Kazakhstan before getting to the United States as a refugee.  

"I'm dressed European style," Tamerlan says.

Tamerlan stops to answer a phone call while walking from his Mercedes to the Wai Kru Mixed Martial Arts center, where he practices boxing

Tamerlan says he loves the movie "Borat," even though some of the jokes are a bit too much

"When you start kicking, it gets dirty. That's what I think," Tamerlan says. Of kickboxers, he says: "They don't know how to move."   

Tamerlan says he doesn't usually take his shirt off so girls don't get bad ideas: "I'm very religious."

Tamerlan says he doesn't drink or smoke anymore: "God said no alcohol." A muslim, he says: "There are no values anymore," and worries that "people can't control themselves."   

Tamerlan says his girlfriend is half Portuguese, half Italian girlfriend and converted to Islam: "She's beautiful, man!"   

Tamerlan demonstrates a way of walking to strengthen the ankle muscles at the Wai Kru Mixed Martial Arts center. A native of Chechnya, Tamerlan says: "In Russia, we used to train like this. Here nobody does it, I don't know why!"   

And an interview of BBG TV with Tamerlan's sparring partner from the gym:

h/t NickJ


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Fri, 04/19/2013 - 08:49 | 3470947 StrangerThanFiction
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The red pill for me!

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 08:50 | 3470958 Rubicon
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Who does?

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 08:57 | 3471004 The Juggernaut
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...Soooo does this mean that US support will be trusted behind Russia to defeat the evil Chechnya rebels (aka innocent Muslims who were bullied by Russia)?

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:15 | 3471194 Ghordius
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well, if you really want to engage in this kind of thinking: what if this is a Russian psy-ops? To which: what would the correct US response be if found out? Something like: "our borders are sacred, don't you dare to explode bombs killing civilians within them"? To which my late friend would snarkily answer: "Borders? Our 'merican friends don't know what other people's borders are - and so they will forget what their own are supposed to be" - to which I wish I had a good answer, but I fail to do so?

meanwhile I have plenty of American Family, but I also can't say that I understand them anymore...

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:31 | 3471297 TwoShortPlanks
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Took about the same number of days to know everything about Lee Harvey Oswald.


Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:33 | 3471320 JPM Hater001
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Lots to know but was he taking SSRI's?

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:44 | 3471342 TwoShortPlanks
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All I know is that Celente's right; white shoe boys are terrorists!

This one will baffle the shrinks.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:48 | 3471433 Big Slick
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IF TRUE, I find it interesting that he convinced his girlfriend, a ‘Western’ culture female, to convert to Islam, a religion that is quite divisive and abusive when it comes to women.  Read the Kuran and you will find this to be the case.  Particularly Surah 4.  He must have been a strong willed and convincing person.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:10 | 3471559 john39
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yes those darn muslims are against porn and encourage women to raise their children....  how ghastly.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:10 | 3471565 redpill
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If Obama had a psycho Russian muzzie son, he would look like Dhjokar.  Hell of a Scrabble word though!

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:14 | 3471590 john39
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dhjokar= the joker...

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:17 | 3471608 toys for tits
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Why so serious?

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:23 | 3471636 john39
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probably because its the month of April, a special time of year for the psychopaths...:

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:31 | 3471678 Pinto Currency
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Steve Pieczenik says there is something completely different going on from the official story:

Listen at 2:40:00

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:38 | 3471721 The Juggernaut
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"Deception is a state of mind and the mind of the State. ”

— James Angleton

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:54 | 3471813 Max Hunter
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Devout Muslim and his favorite actor is Borat?  I don't fucking think so.  You dumbasses really fucked up this time.  I knew you would.. You are so out of touch.. It was just a matter of time.  Your days are numbered.. You know it, and we know it.. at least a few of us do..

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 11:19 | 3471990 goBackToSleep
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That would be correct sir. Unfortunately for them, they act like a unit no matter what there op, should be using the spooks for this stuff. Amature night.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:24 | 3471650 Pinto Currency
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Let's see how this stands up over a few weeks time.

There is an aroma.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:15 | 3471603 Van Halen
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So are Christians and Catholics. But when was the last time you heard anything good about them from the State Run Media? Meanwhile, they can't fall on their knees fast enough to kiss Muslim ass.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:20 | 3471623 john39
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muslims don't control the central bank enslavement system... they are a red herring, a whipping boy.  white males are next up... blacks have been beaten down for a long time...  focus on the big picture.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:55 | 3471833 LasVegasDave
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Oh right. ZH completely forgot the part where the Yids put him up to it.

keep dreaming, slave

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:59 | 3471865 Everybodys All ...
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No their enslavement system is unfortunately the religion of peace.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:56 | 3471844 DanDaley
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There are good muslims, that's true, but in places where they are a majority, somehow everybody else turns into a second-class citizen (dhimi), pays the jizya (tax on non-muslims), and has diminished rights -if they have rights at all.  It's nothing personal, it's just how their civilization works.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 11:21 | 3471992 Clark Bent
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There are two jihads. First is aggressive, and the duty to convert non-believers by force is their domain. This is a limited but permanent contingent within Islam. The second jihad is the passive. It is to support and abet the first group. So while they keep their hands "clean" of the mayhem we have come to expect, they nevertheless lend their support. To object is to be an apostate from the religion/community. This seems to explain why Islamic groups that are superficially Pro-Western or superficially civilized, reliably turn in polling figures that show that they support the Osama PLO types. The western media, stupidest people as a category in human history, are perennially surprised by what seems to them a betrayal.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 12:44 | 3472574 Kirk2NCC1701
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"Western" media, i.e. US MSM and journalism schools, have been taken over by a mono-culture.  It is a NWO culture by the Central planners.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:10 | 3471570 TwoShortPlanks
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Who cares, I'm still looking at her arse.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 11:29 | 3472050 Matt
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"Tamerlan says he doesn't usually take his shirt off so girls don't get bad ideas: "I'm very religious."

sex = bad. violence = good. Too bad he didn't stick around longer, he would have found that he actually fits into Western society better than he thought. Maybe if he had only gone to Salt Lake instead of Boston ...

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 17:50 | 3474283 lolmao500
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Radical muslims are like the christians during the crusades.

Cults (of personality or religious) are the worst thing men have ever invented.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:17 | 3471609 MachoMan
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She has the appearance of someone who is incredibly impressionable...  tack on the fact that she can be religious in the first place, and I think it's pretty presumptuous to say that he, in any way, needed to be convincing.  In my experience, the girls that go for the guys who are fresh off the boat typically have some underlying issues...  self confidence chief among them.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:47 | 3471775 dark pools of soros
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she's available, give her your slim jim

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 14:24 | 3473136 MachoMan
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She can snap right into (around?) it.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 16:08 | 3473804 sony1
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Whats her name? What a patethic whitetrash muslim whore. And he looks like shit too. Wtf..

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:40 | 3471744 kliguy38
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yup thank goodness the "bible" treats women differently.........keep that division goin'

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 11:16 | 3471959 swampyankee
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Maybe she was "handling" him. I hope we find out all about her.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:00 | 3471510 Andy_Jackson_Jihad
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All I know is that Celente's white shoe boys would be called the mafia if they had italian last names.  But since they all start with Gold or end in stein there's no connection to be made there!  Nope!

p.s. Look at the Shnoz on this suspect. 

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:03 | 3471531 smlbizman
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would somebody let me know when i can come out from under my bed....

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:06 | 3471540 nmewn
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"white shoe boys are terrorists!"

No wonder he had no "American friends"...its one thing to enjoy Borat, its another to be Borat.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:17 | 3471612 gmrpeabody
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Speaking of Borat...,

I not much see of Boris...

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 21:22 | 3475318 fiddy pence haf...
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he didn't have a facebook page. That's the sign of a terrorist. Anybody who is anybody has to be on facebook. @sarc

For one stretch, i was noticing it took 30 minutes to crack a page if somebody "made the evening news".

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:10 | 3471566 Jeremy Roenick
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"Have nice day...."

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 11:16 | 3471967 SmittyinLA
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Its a Tea Party False flag op designed to kill obama's Muslim amnesty and gun control bills, and it worked perfectly.   All of MA & the NE is cowering in their homes wishing they had a gun wondering about the next alien terrorist/criminal. Islamic preacher Feiz Mohammad is actually a brilliant Jewish Tea Party master psychologist psy ops specialist, he'd been grooming these young Muslims for years. 

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 00:14 | 3476173 lewy14
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+1, presumed satire.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:17 | 3471613 Stoploss
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When is it open season on muslims????  

Starts today right??

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:23 | 3471644 Randall Cabot
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Americans don't even understand Americans, the jew supremacists have turned our culture into a morass of rootless morons!!!

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 11:49 | 3472218 Anusocracy
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I'm sure the Founding Fathers wouldn't relate to Americans.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 08:51 | 3470959 fonzannoon
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Yeah just give me my steak please because this rabbit hole has no end.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 08:55 | 3470998 GetZeeGold
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I suddenly know more about this guy than I do myself.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:11 | 3471144 i-dog
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ZH goes HuffPo.  ...*sigh*... :(

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:20 | 3471225 Whatta
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Obomber to open Drone base in Chechnya effective immediately.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:50 | 3471787 brockhardman
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It took 2 weeks to discover the cause of Whitney Houston's death.  Yet in just 2 days, we know more about 2 Russians than most people do about their own families?  If only we had this information beforehand.  Oh, that's right.  We did.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 11:02 | 3471892 toys for tits
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There's a reason that Mark Zuckerberg is referred to as the 'Overlord' by the CIA.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 11:02 | 3471893 kliguy38
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Just take the red pill and shut up

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 11:19 | 3471980 toady
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I'm waiting to here about the drone strike on the sisters house. Would it be a bad thing because it's in the states?

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:12 | 3471160 Confused
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Borat?! Haha this guy sounds totally dangerous!

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:33 | 3471307 BigJim
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It's his favorite documentary

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:36 | 3471326 i-dog
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Yeah ... Interesting that a "muzzie" loves a Zionist shill (directly, though distantly, related to Rothschild, btw). Another plug for the fucking AshkeNAZIs.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 11:06 | 3471907 bpj
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When you view Borat as a documentary there could be some issues.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:40 | 3471369 tarsubil
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I almost forgot about how social media is a big lie that is used as a front by everyone to hide their miserable lives. Maybe this guy was in that boat. Who fucking knows at this point?

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:12 | 3471161 InTheLandOfTheBlind
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i fell down the rabbit hole and ended up here.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:50 | 3471455 Blues Traveler
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Guess where the Olympics in Russia are being held?

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:15 | 3471600 Never One Roach
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How did our trillions into HSA miss these guys?

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:06 | 3471075 freewolf7
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"Tamerlan is intrigued with the benefits of hypnosis, as an aid to performance."

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:14 | 3471189 Sheeple Shepard
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Nice Wolf.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:41 | 3471380 TwoShortPlanks
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Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:53 | 3471469 redpill
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Tamerlan Tamerlan

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:31 | 3471690 SMG
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Where did you find that quote? I can't seem to find it. 

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 12:50 | 3472605 Kirk2NCC1701
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You don't have access to the same files.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:06 | 3471091 Sheeple Shepard
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Student with a Merc?

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 12:52 | 3472616 Kirk2NCC1701
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Sure, no money spent on chicks, booze & bars or cigarettes.  Bad 'consumer' role model.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:23 | 3471253 Dr. No
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"I dont have a single american friend, I dont understand them"


Which begs, the question, what the F*ck are you (were) living here for?

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:41 | 3471392 TwoShortPlanks
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Easy boy....I don't either but I still post here.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:17 | 3471602 otto skorzeny
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like I tell my wife-I don't discriminate-I hate everybody.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 12:56 | 3472629 Kirk2NCC1701
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You must be French.  From an old joke about which Europeans hate which other Europeans.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 13:04 | 3472674 Dr. No
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My point is it appears he had residency, but not a citizen.  he has a passport for anthor country, so he made a choice to live here (I dont beleive he was kidnapped and placed here?).  I guess I dont understand why non-citizens, who dont like america or any of the people, live here.  Life is too short (especially for him) to purposefully move to a place you dont like.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 11:26 | 3472013 Clark Bent
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So don't bother looking where I came the Kenyan I appeared and really, what does it matter anyway, people have died?!!

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 11:46 | 3472180 Matt
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Tamerlan says his girlfriend is half Portuguese, half Italian girlfriend and converted to Islam: "She's beautiful, man!"

"I dont have a single american friend, I dont understand them"

So, is his girlfriend not American, or does he not count her as a friend? If so, is it because she is not a man?

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 15:13 | 3473436 The_Dude
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Muzzies always strive to get a western woman, especially if blonde.  It is a conquest thing...they get off on it.

Dumb western women never having had a guy that is more domineering than more gentile western men fall for it at that early stage of life, interpretting it as 'passion' and not seeing it for what it is...'control'.

Eventually they usually split after she realizes her mistake and what she has gotten herself into...but often with a little gift that she gets to take care of for the next 18 years.

The guy doesn't care....he 'conquered', got his rocks off, bragged to his buddies how he got a 'blondie', and stuck here with a little muzzie spawn to take care of.


Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:07 | 3471544 DawgAss
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Well thank God they are Muslim!!!!!

It will be reclassified from a Terrorist Attack to Marathon Violence!

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:37 | 3471714 Freddie
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Checnyan Muslims + 2 Sanctuary cities of Boston and Cambridge + The Craft aka Blackwater wannabes & total f*ck up false flags + Muslim teleprompter = what could go wrong?

If the Obama-Rubio amnesty gets passed - you won't be able to own a gun by 2014 or 2015.

I guess they wanted to kill because their golf game was not working out.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:59 | 3471863 Freddie
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I am very religious.  I do not blow up little kids like other muslims aka the teleprompter muslim.  F these people and F the Gang of 8 and Rubio who want mass amnesty.   F TV, Hollywood and Operation Mocking Bird plus the Bernnanke.    Nice false flag with the Blackwater wannabes.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 11:27 | 3472022 Larry Dallas
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"Guys who were white are either fags or coke dealers."

-Kenny Powers

This guy appeared to be able to think for himself. Which is more than we can say for most Sheeple. I can't say I blame him.

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 02:08 | 3476352 mkkby
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Gee, this is convenient.  Now instead of just taking away our guns, we certainly need martial law and total surveillance to protect ourselves.  Oh, but just don't protect the borders.  That wouldn't be effective at all.  Please Obama, please.  Save us from this evil.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 08:51 | 3470954 ShortTheUS
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If there is one word I would use to describe most Americans, 'neandersheeple' would be it.

Or is that 3 words?

Nevermind... You guys know what I mean...

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:15 | 3471594 ross81
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Not just Murkins....i'd describe my own Irish countrymen as this. Total peasant serf mentality.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:50 | 3471793 Overfed
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Describes more than half of the world's population, IMO. They all want to be serfs.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 11:00 | 3471881 Freddie
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It is sheep who watch TV and Hollywoods shit and I bet you are one so you support it.   F TV and F Hollywood and F Borat-Sacha Baron Cohen.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 08:51 | 3470957 blabam
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Sucks being his girlfriend. 

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 08:52 | 3470976 Buckaroo Banzai
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Wonder how she feels now about converting to Islam.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 08:59 | 3471022 Van Halen
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IF we ever hear about her, and that's a big IF, because this whole thing is NOT going according to the MSM narrative so far, she'll be coached to blame the TEA Party, Republicans, Bush, Palin, Reagan, Nixon, Jews, Christians, America, guns, Chik-Fil-A, and every other MSM boogeyman.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:18 | 3471187 Joe Davola
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No, no, no - it's obvious these guys were all hopped on on high fructose corn syrup laden energy bars and Big Gulps.

Now if he just drives his suicide bomb vehicle to a nat gas fracking site, he'll be a hero!

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:00 | 3471505 Ident 7777 economy
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+1 funny AND prescient.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 12:04 | 3472320 Calculated_Risk
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while shooting an ar-15 with a high capacity magazine and clubbing a baby seal!

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:25 | 3471656 Antifaschistische
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Hold on..."converted to Islam"   Is that her picture wearing the spagetti strap top!   Maybe this is why he is confused and doesn't understand Americans.   When I visit my muslim friends in their home the women must go to the back of the house where they are not allowed to be seen by me.   I can only see the children.   I'm not allowed to be introduced, shake hands....nothing.   I've known my friends for years and I don't even know how tall their wives are.

This guy is stuck in cognitive dissonance....and he won't take HIS shirt off because he thinks he'll be too attractive to the ladies and cause them to lust!!   Yep....this is a very confused individual.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:58 | 3471852 Zwelgje
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From where are your Muslim friends? For Iranians this would be unusual behaviour, for Pakistani and Saudi men not.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 11:22 | 3471995 Blano
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My Jordanian friends never acted like that.

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 00:18 | 3476187 lewy14
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Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:40 | 3471725 Svendblaaskaeg
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Hopefully she had the sense to create a restore point before converting

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 08:52 | 3470961 fuu
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A Maternal Servant

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 08:52 | 3470962 mr1963
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I guess Barry doesn't get his disgruntled taxpayer. Axelrod, what a dufus.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 08:55 | 3470988 Buckaroo Banzai
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The Dear Leader is a fucking racist tool.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 08:58 | 3471014 GetZeeGold
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You know how white people will do you.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:04 | 3471086 machineh
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Don't diss my man Oreobama, bro.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 08:52 | 3470965 Bogdog
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So how to you go from that to planting bombs?


Fri, 04/19/2013 - 08:54 | 3470991 Jacque Itch
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Something tells me Alex Jones is a little stoked

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:01 | 3471025 GetZeeGold
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He needs to rest all his worrys on the Cremation of Care alter.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 08:56 | 3471011 TotalCarp
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i am with ya.. wtf clicks in someones head to go from.. "oh i have a decent life here" to "let me blow up a few women and children".. 

what i also cant figure out is.. if you would have "planned" it.. wouldnt you be out of the country by now.. perhaps venezuela or some other nice warm sunny place? would you really hang out the 'burbs robbing 7-11s and waiting for cops to stumble upon you? you have to be dumb as a goal post i recon.. 

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:01 | 3471043 kridkrid
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If I planned it, I would have figured out a way to set up a couple of fuzzy foreigners.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:02 | 3471057 TotalCarp
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i like your planning

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:06 | 3471106 machineh
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He does kinda resemble Lee Harvey Oswald, now that you mention it.

And with a former-USSR connection, too.

History repeats ...

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:40 | 3471377 Proofreder
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It's an effing coincidence, you fool.

They are Muslims from Chechnya - all you need to know to make a 'connection' ...

Idiocy abounds.

Going to be a bit of a problem to be a devotee of Mohammed in Boston today and from now on, you betcha.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:44 | 3471767 Freddie
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Boston and Cambridge are sanctuary cities filled with liberals and other people like Islamo Borat.  No problem.  We cannot judge.  They voted for a muslim.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:18 | 3471537 Ident 7777 economy
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"He does kinda resemble Lee Harvey Oswald, now that you mention it.

And with a former-USSR connection, too.

History repeats ..."



He probably shares your DNA too; the STUPID gene ...



bring it on *uckers, DENY reality ...



Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:52 | 3471802 robertocarlos
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 Halal chicken is very tasty. You can have your rotten ronnies.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:07 | 3471107 kridkrid
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It was on my pre-employment screen for my paramilitary contractor gig. Kind of cheated on that one.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:11 | 3471128 BLOTTO
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Yea, its hard to escape the country when the authorities already have you locked up 'ready to go'...

and just waiting for the right time to send out the black van with the dead body(s) already inside and dump one in the candy isle at the 7-11...and the other one ready to go at another drama/conflict point and do the same thing.


Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:21 | 3471625 Ident 7777 economy
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What the hell are you blathering about?

Has this place been taken over by the mindless conspiracy types?



Remember, only you can prevent forest fires and:


"The favored tools of the weak-minded are conspiracy theories."


- Vic LaRoca



Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:55 | 3471821 robertocarlos
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If the cameras were allowed closer we would see a live suicide by Cop. His hands in the air clearly an eminent threat.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 12:18 | 3472421 Ident 7777 economy
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-1 Gauche, uncouth AND self-serving; Maybe you should flag down a fully manned sqad car and commit case of ...  

Sat, 04/20/2013 - 02:14 | 3476359 mkkby
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Decent life only?  He was almost an Olympic athlete, driving a mercedes, enjoying western comedy and pretty girls.  And suddenly turns into a mad bomber.  Something stinks. 

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:35 | 3471339 percyklein
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Simple. Jihad.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:45 | 3471409 Croesus
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@ Bogdog:


It's called being a patsy. 


5:1 odds say they are "unable to take him alive"......since dead men tell no tales....


Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:18 | 3471611 rwe2late
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Beginning with 9/11, planned acts of terrorism in the US have always reportedly involved FBI or Mossad agents.

Apparently, this time, officially, there will be no agent who “helped” the brothers in their plot.

Surely, two fairly recent immigrant brothers from Chechnya, armed with guns and explosives in Boston, the 9/11 take-off point, never were noticed by DHS, nor the local police

Never watched, never interviewed, never had correspondence monitored, never instigated.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 12:21 | 3471638 Ident 7777 economy
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-1 boring; mindless dribble; not EVEN based on facts; wishful thinking; daydreams; too much Alex Jones uber-man in your diet ...

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 11:02 | 3471894 Whoa Dammit
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Bizzare stories. First the Elvis impersonator that sent the poision letters then the Borat Raging Bull. TBTB must be down to only hiring meth head script writers. Blame it on the sequester. And short Mercedes.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 14:06 | 3473039 resurger
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Fri, 04/19/2013 - 08:52 | 3470968 Catullus
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This can't be the guy.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 08:57 | 3471005 EscapeKey
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Not sufficiently 'kooky'?

I think the part about him not having American friends, as he "doesn't understand them" is fairly illuminating.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 08:59 | 3471019 TotalCarp
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really? half of the first gen imigrants in ny i knew didnt have any american friends as they found them weird. here's a clue for you moron - none of them blew up city buses or public events.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:07 | 3471102 EscapeKey
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Wow, you can't even disagree with someone on the internet without calling them a moron?


Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:15 | 3471172 TotalCarp
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yeah that was probably smalls rude.. but i am sick of xenophobia and ridiculous arguments on the level of "he said he didnt understand americans, he must be a terrorist".. seriously?? 

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:08 | 3471558 Andy_Jackson_Jihad
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Can you really blame the guy?  Most americans are shallow, Kardashian worshipping wastes of air.  I don't want to pal around with any of them either.

What model and year is that Merc of his?  I do find that interesting that a "student" can swing one but I didn't think they held their value that well.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:25 | 3471648 gmrpeabody
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"Most americans are shallow, Kardashian worshipping wastes of air...,  What model and year is that Merc of his?"

Speaking of shallow...


Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:29 | 3471676 EscapeKey
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His friends all drive Porsches, he must make amends.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 11:18 | 3471982 Jena
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That will be too obscure for most to notice.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 11:37 | 3472104 Blano
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Not me!!  Maybe I'm just too old.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 11:40 | 3472124 Jena
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Or just musically inclined enough.


Fri, 04/19/2013 - 13:07 | 3472687 Kirk2NCC1701
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JJ:  Oh Lordy, won't you buy me...

I, on the other hand -- thumb and 4 fingers -- do understand Americans.  Especially those who drink, and women who love to 'exercise their libido' (my words) to that classic song by Olivia-newton John.  ;-)

Kirk out.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:28 | 3471663 Ident 7777 economy
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" Can you really blame the guy?  Most americans are shallow, Kardashian worshipping wastes of air.  I don't want to pal around with any of them either. "


Insufficient reason to blow up an 8 yr old who only wanted peace ...




Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:29 | 3471677 redpill
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W202 C-class, produced in the late '90s.  You can pick up a higher mileage one for less than 5 grand.  Not the cheapest to maintain but they were known for solid reliability and they will run forever if taken care of.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:08 | 3471108 dtwn
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Here's a clue for you moron.  Your personal experiences are anecdotes.  People are individuals and not hard to imagine that 2 people out of 7 billion just might have some crazy ideas floating around in their heads. Really, your best argument is that people you knew didn't blow anything up?  Thinkin' you need to take a remedial course on logic.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:11 | 3471153 TotalCarp
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what hick hole did you climb out of?

my point is - saying that not having american friends for a guy who was in a country for a year or two brings out comments like "it figures" is a joke. thats all i am saying.

anecdotes yes i agree but basically the fact that someone is a non-assimilated immigrant in the west does not automatically make him a terror suspect.  

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:20 | 3471236 InTheLandOfTheBlind
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in all politeness... shut up.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:24 | 3471247 TotalCarp
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nice one.. very thoughtful.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:58 | 3471481 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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But they also weren't religious where they take the self loathing to 11 like the most devout Muslims do. Roman Catholics only have the dial turned up to about 7 or 8 compared to them. Orthodox Jews are almost as bad except they have stress release valves like white sheets with glory holes in them.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:05 | 3471081 SpeakerFTD
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Yeah, but the natural offset is the cute girlfriend.   I just can't square suicidal acts of senseless murder and the girlfriend.

Unless she dumped him.  Wouldn't be the first guy triggered by a broken heart.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:18 | 3471222 Mr. Poon
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Actually, that's a good point.  One thing most suicide bombers have in common:  they're single.  It's a rare suicide attacker who has a family of his own.  Why, it's almost as if traditional marriage has a domesticating effect on men . . .

But to be blunt, a girlfriend is not as big an attachment as a wife with children.  And as you noted, we don't know if she is still with him.


Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:31 | 3471308 toys for tits
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Yea, who the fuck needs 72 virgins when you have one pussy at home that you get to fuck over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.

Besides, once you fuck each virgin, they're no longer virgins.  I don't think these bombers make it past that logic link when they are thinking about eternity.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 11:22 | 3471395 ParkAveFlasher
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Maybe she wanted his Johnson, what young & physical girl doesn't, and he freaked, then she freaked, then he freaked more.

EDIT: Just a line a thought, not my belief.  It is important not to jump to conclusions.  I hope they take him alive.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 12:01 | 3472299 Matt
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He found out she's not a virgin, and she found out he is?

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