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NYPD Warns Of White Male Headed To Manhattan Who May Be Wearing Suicide Vest - Update: Honda Found

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Update: The Honda has been found:

 

The Friday morning chaos in Boston appears to be headed toward Manhattan, following an advisory from the NYPD that a white male who may be wearing a suicide vest is headed to the city in a Honda CRV, MA license plate number 36ES9.

 

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Fri, 04/19/2013 - 08:59 | 3471026 molecool
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That'll be a fun commute this morning...

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:01 | 3471036 jbvtme
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who's driving?  OJ?

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:04 | 3471076 toys for tits
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NYC is just jealous of Boston and Texas.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:12 | 3471158 The Juggernaut
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Is it Ray Kelly?!?!  He's like a Gestapo leader I hear.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:16 | 3471202 eclectic syncretist
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He works at the NY Fed.  Paul Krugman has enlisted him to help stimulate the economy.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:27 | 3471212 hedgeless_horseman
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I'm going out on a limb here and saying this is bullish, nominally that is.

I thought that Bloomberg had banned suicide vests?  Don't panic, NYC, Mayor Bloomberg will keep you all safe and secure, if you just give up your freedom (Just like the folks in Mumbai).

 

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:28 | 3471280 The Juggernaut
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Is the Benny Hill ending credits song going on????  That would be fantastic.  Someone post that shit, please.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:38 | 3471293 hedgeless_horseman
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Does Tel Aviv have guncontrol?

Feeling secure New York City?  Nanny will take care of you. 

No choosing gun ownership for self defense, no choosing big corn syrup drinks for refreshment, no choosing to shop at stores with cigarette ads, but New Yorkers can still choose to kill their unborn babies!

November 6th saw a number of important pro-choice victories across New York State. Congratulations to the pro-choice candidates who proved that standing up for a woman's right to make her own decisions about her reproductive health is a winning position!

 

http://www.prochoiceny.org/

 

Congratulations, indeed.

 

 

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:39 | 3471361 NotApplicable
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Given all the info released, I can only say, good jorb FBI handler, good jorb. OWS?

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:42 | 3471401 toys for tits
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If he has a kid with him, they could catch him with an Amber Alert.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:58 | 3471494 hedgeless_horseman
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I wouldn't be worried; stop and frisk will save the day.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:04 | 3471511 TwoShortPlanks
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@ Hedgeless_Horseman

You're way out of line mate....that last one is definitely 'No Choice'.

This has been another Agenda21 announcement: Birth control is OUR responsibility and you need a license!

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:06 | 3471545 The Juggernaut
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I smell domestic drone territory!

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:42 | 3471389 nmewn
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Dr.Gosnell...all the news thats fit to print ;-)

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:54 | 3471453 hedgeless_horseman
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Indeed.  As I am someone that has herded a fair bit of livestock, I can honestly say:

Be very wary of the, "choices," you are, "given."

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:55 | 3471472 disabledvet
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DON'T GIVE AWAY THE ENDING! DON'T GIVE AWAY THE ENDING! KEEP THE CAMERA ROLLING! KEEP THE CAMERA ROLLING! DON'T LOOK AT THE CAMERA...GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS WORLD!

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:31 | 3471473 hedgeless_horseman
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An earlier Pro-Choice advocate in NYC politics...

"I don't care who does the electing, so long as I get to do the nominating."

 

-Boss Tweed

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:59 | 3471499 nmewn
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Yes.

Thats why I love ZH, its like trying to herd cats ;-)

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:14 | 3471596 tip e. canoe
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or squirrels :)

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:29 | 3471680 BeaverFever
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or beavers

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:30 | 3471682 nmewn
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Good point...Look! Over there! Squirrels! ;-)

They never let a good crisis go to waste, be on guard for moar "public safety" measures...for our own good of course...its a real growth industry...lol.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:31 | 3471692 tip e. canoe
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might be the only growth industry left after a couple more quarters...

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 12:05 | 3472332 Panafrican Funk...
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Public safety, or squirrel hunting?

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 12:09 | 3472358 BooMushroom
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Why herd squirrels? Even in California they are considered non-game animals. No permit, no bag limit.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:03 | 3471507 TwoShortPlanks
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Dot

 

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:28 | 3471283 Joe Davola
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At least he didn't load the Merc with bombs.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:32 | 3471285 Pool Shark
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Uh, wouldn't that route take him through Connecticut?

It would be ironic if this guy winds up in another shootout in Connecticut right AFTER they passeed their silly gun control law.

That would help show them how futile such legislation is...

 

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:41 | 3471391 NotApplicable
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Unfortunately, there's no room for logic (nor need) in a politicized world. Rhetoric and wishful thinking serves them all just fine.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:17 | 3471215 MillionDollarBonus_
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If ZHers had their way, there would be no police to warn us about potential terroristic activity. Thank god we live in the real world, and not a ZH utopia.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:28 | 3471271 The Juggernaut
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I'm happy to see you're out of rehab.  Buy its probably too early

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:29 | 3471291 yogibear
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Take your meds already.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:32 | 3471305 Colonel Klink
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Precisely MillionDollarButtfuck!  You're a great troll.  Often I read your drivel and feel enraged.  I get it, that's the point you try to drive home for the enlightened by repeating the MSM and progressive propaganda.  Keep up the great sarcasm.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:34 | 3471331 eclectic syncretist
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or a MDB dystopia!

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:36 | 3471340 agent default
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You are beyond stupid.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:39 | 3471364 nmewn
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"If ZHers had their way, there would be no police to warn us about potential terroristic activity."

Potential?

Let me know when their actions actually stop one. And what kind of society would we live in if they could stop one? I'm not the least bit interested in having my backpack checked at every street corner in the future anymore than I am of having every financial transaction (outside of cash) documented now.

Show me jur paperz Komrade!

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:40 | 3471371 Van Halen
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MDB, how's that 'real world' your government set up for Boston and Watertown residents working out for them today?

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:51 | 3471465 caimen garou
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BOLO for an idiot wearing a dollar sign on his back drinking a big gulp heading to nyc... he she or it is armed and dangerous believed to be full of soda gas and hot air!

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:34 | 3471704 nicoacademia
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dont cry cause you have no bonus.

smile because at least you thought you could have it.

/sarc

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 12:48 | 3472594 BTFDemocracy
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MDB you really need to hit every article. I always look for your comment to get a good laugh.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:19 | 3471224 TwoShortPlanks
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Be careful. He's driving a Honda IED.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:30 | 3471289 JPM Hater001
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iED

 

Fixed

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:08 | 3471542 TwoShortPlanks
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Fucking Gen-Y....hurry up and die of Red Bull poisoning already!

Buuuuuut it may help the economy if Apple starts making iED devices in cars....."Yo Ben!!!"

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:11 | 3471585 Stoploss
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LOL!!1

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 11:40 | 3472010 Winston Churchill
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If he had a battery  powered car it would be twofer.c

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:27 | 3471267 1100-TACTICAL-12
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Too damn bad he ain't headed for my little corner of Texas, I have several 30rd mags that could use a cycling.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:06 | 3471099 Colonel Klink
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Nope, they said white male.  Must be Michael Jackson!

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:08 | 3471123 jbvtme
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why didn't he hijack a 767?  they're easy to fly

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:12 | 3471154 Colonel Klink
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Yep, just ask any member of the Mossad.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:14 | 3471166 HoofHearted
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Are they talking about Timmay Geithner, and did he just go printing a ton of FRNs that he stuffed into his vest to shop in Manhattan? Sure, Jack Lew has his old job, so that means Timmay can go spend a bunch, kill the USD and hurt himself in the process...

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:20 | 3471226 Cacete de Ouro
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Remember, it's 1 Chase Plaza on Liberty, ye park the car right up on the kerb near the big metal doors, and run towards the older looking building across the street, wave at the nice men in blue on the door...

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:11 | 3471148 toys for tits
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Vests are so 1997.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:30 | 3471287 asscannon101
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They identified him as a white male!?! Racial profiling!! I'm offended!! My feelings are all damaged and shit!! I'm reporting this to the NAAWP and my representatives at the National White Caucus! Somebody gots ta PAY!!

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:18 | 3471206 Jacque Itch
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I wonder if somebody tweeted him Bernanke's address

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:28 | 3471277 azzhatter
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A lot of terrorists head into Manhattan every morning

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:36 | 3471710 nicoacademia
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yep juz check the subway

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:10 | 3471126 bdc63
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Time for Obama to to issue an executive order banning all Honda CRVs ...

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:14 | 3471164 1000 splendid suns
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Martial law! Martial law!

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:32 | 3471295 mercenaryomics
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Ban all Hondas, Toyotas and other foreign terror-mobiles. Imagine how the US economy will take off once the UAW and American unionized auto industry is unleashed from competing withforeign terrorists!

We'll sell Volts for sure then! 

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:24 | 3471261 yogibear
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Direct him to the Wall Street.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:37 | 3471356 freewolf7
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Wow, dontcha wanna be in a white CRV in NYC this a.m..

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 12:35 | 3472521 GoldForCash
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It's an Obama play to control re-loading powder. FBI will say bombs used the powder and it should be banned from sale. Since present rounds contain the powder, ammo should be sold on a very limited basis.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:00 | 3471028 fuu
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JPM! JPM! JPM!

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:02 | 3471042 Sheeple Shepard
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LoLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:03 | 3471058 eigenvalue
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Then he needs a nuclear bomb.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:06 | 3471088 fuu
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Nukes don't kill roaches.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:15 | 3471179 Bearwagon
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Thermobaric weapon would be advised.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 08:59 | 3471029 Terminus C
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This is how you know the financial markets are fucked.  All this terror bullshit.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:02 | 3471055 tip e. canoe
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yup, right on schedule

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:25 | 3471257 Savvy
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Mata ashita Terminus San

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:03 | 3471030 jbvtme
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delete

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:01 | 3471032 Sheeple Shepard
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Have'nt i seen this film before? I hate re-runs.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:03 | 3471052 nicoacademia
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its the new script. quick get those police choppers n hunt every honda crv down!

 

seriously...why all of a sudden. unless its the same fugitive.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:01 | 3471039 I Am Not a Copp...
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Wonderful.  Just fucking wonderful. 

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:01 | 3471045 the not so migh...
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Honda CRV, the choice of terrorists on a mission

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:08 | 3471110 nmewn
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He's saving the planet!!!...lol.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:12 | 3471152 krispkritter
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Apparently it doesn't stand for 'Chechen Resistant Vehicle'...Maybe 'Chechen Runaway Vehicle'?

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:44 | 3471376 freewolf7
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Honda execs: "Really? You couldn't have picked a RAV4?"

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:02 | 3471047 machineh
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Don't do it, Kurgman!

Life is still worth living.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:09 | 3471116 Colonel Klink
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Not his life.  Do it Krugman!!

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:14 | 3471183 1000 splendid suns
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If we only had some drones. Please give us some drones.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:18 | 3471210 Colonel Klink
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TPTB will never allow a level playing field.  They'll ban the general public from having them via FAA regulations.  That way government is free to use them against their citizens.  Same as it's always been!

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:03 | 3471051 TeamDepends
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HOLY CRAP!!!  It looks like the fertilizer plant was already on fire when a missile (or the like) comes in to seal the deal!!!

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:08 | 3471119 toys for tits
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That's retarded.  If the fire was deliberately set, that is another thing.

If you want to see what a fertilizer explosion looks like watch this video about the 1947 Texas City fire.

Part 1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TworcINhDhQ

 

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:15 | 3471198 TeamDepends
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Have you seen the footage we are speaking of?  Something sure seems to come in from the left.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:20 | 3471223 toys for tits
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Yea, I've seen a few different angles, but if you want to post it that would probably be helpful to support your argument.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:24 | 3471250 TeamDepends
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Don't know how to link but it's on beforeitsnews.com (yeah, we know).

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:36 | 3471351 CvlDobd
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Copy and paste.

 

Only available on windows 8 though. Get it while you can!

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:39 | 3471372 TeamDepends
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We are proud card-carrying Luddites.  Perhaps you could help?

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:46 | 3471427 krispkritter
Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:58 | 3471492 NotApplicable
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That's what I thought, since it is within the smoke column.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:11 | 3471583 toys for tits
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Looks like fumes/vapor igniting, then the big bang.

Absolutely.

If it was a missile then it would be mighty coincindental that the missile was exactly the width of the smoke cloud, not larger, not smaller.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:36 | 3471659 TeamDepends
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No, try the other thread:  "Missile Used In Texas".  Remember the shenanigans with smoke on 9/11?  They would certainly fire the particle-beam weapon (guessing) into the smoke plume to avoid suspicion.  At any rate tits, you owe us retards a six-pack as we are merely speculating.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 11:27 | 3472024 NotApplicable
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All your speculation does is to further empower the evildoers who like to appear all powerful. Unless a much better video comes out, your speculation is very extreme with no real basis (as that vid is in no way good enough to make that claim). Then there's the "thermal image" version. Color me stupid, but I know of no way to do such a thing without an actual infrared camera.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 12:05 | 3472318 toys for tits
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You know what would be easier than firing a missile or particle beam weapon at the fire?

Let the fire burn.

Apparently you didn't watch both parts of that Texas City fire video that I posted above.  In that movie, one ship burned for hours before exploding and in part 2 (total run time is about 7 minutes) the ships next to the first ship exploded after about 18 hours of catching fire.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:36 | 3471352 TeamDepends
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Look at all that red!  Somebody sure doesn't like this topic.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 11:29 | 3472053 NotApplicable
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More like everybody doesn't like to watch you smear ZH by filling it with your half-baked claims.

At this point you look like either an idiot or a troll (or both). If you truly are a decent person, you'll tone down the accusations until you find better evidence. Okay?

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 12:59 | 3472647 TeamDepends
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Nobody is CLAIMING anything or ACCUSING anybody.  If you want to believe the official story go right ahead.  It APPEARS that a fireball enters the scene above (200-300'?) left the fire-then boom-then debris APPEARS to be blown out to the right at the appropriate angle.  Did you know that TX was running a "large explosion" drill at the time ("Black Rain" @ ncttrac.org)?  Or that West Fertilizer is currently in a lawsuit with Monsanto (WSJ 4/18/13)?  If it was some kind of missile this is the biggest story yet.  You don't know squat about it either so how about you quit with the name calling?

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:02 | 3471054 RacerX
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Redefines "Road Rage"

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:02 | 3471062 madbraz
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33 Liberty Street

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:05 | 3471079 jayman21
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200 West ?

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:04 | 3471063 BigInJapan
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Sleepers awake!

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:03 | 3471065 Theos
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Gotta love speculation.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:04 | 3471070 buzzsaw99
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And in this maelstrom of decay, ordinary men were battered and smashed. Except for one man, armed with an AK-47, and a Honda full of silver.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:08 | 3471122 Miss Expectations
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Do you have a working title?

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:12 | 3471165 toys for tits
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He's probably pissed about failing the emissions test.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:16 | 3471188 HoofHearted
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Damn, I thought the story was about me, but my Accord has passed on, and now I drive a Toyota...

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:15 | 3471175 buzzsaw99
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That is an old Housing Panic quote. I don't know who wrote it. Full quote at top of comments: http://housingpanic.blogspot.com/2008/04/end-of-world-as-they-know-it-fo...

Without ramen they were nothing. They built a house of straw. The thundering machines sputtered and stopped. Their leaders talked and talked and talked. But nothing could stem the avalanche. Their world crumbled. The cities exploded. A whirlwind of looting, a firestorm of fear. Men began to feed on men.

On the roads it was a white line nightmare. Only those mobile enough to scavenge, brutal enough to pillage would survive. The gangs took over the highways, ready to wage war for a tank of juice. And in this maelstrom of decay, ordinary men were battered and smashed.

Except for one man armed with an AK-47, and a Honda full of silver.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:05 | 3471071 swissaustrian
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Why all this fearmongering? Now every Honda driver in NY is in danger of beeing harrassed by strangers.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:04 | 3471085 molecool
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And they should!!

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:07 | 3471094 i-dog
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... or shot by police.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:07 | 3471113 swissaustrian
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Exactly, NYPD is probably going to shoot Toyota drivers, too. Just to be safe.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:33 | 3471324 NotApplicable
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Well, they do all look alike.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:19 | 3471229 buzzsaw99
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the nypd will have a field day shooting at anything with an "H" on it.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:39 | 3471363 CvlDobd
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Well done officer Gibbons. The driver of the maroon Hyundai Elantra is dead. So full of bullets we couldn't make an id without a dna test. A promotion for you!

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:13 | 3471589 toys for tits
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and if they're unarmed then they'll use more rounds.

Wasn't there an unarmed man awhile back that they put about 60 rounds into?

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:06 | 3471095 I Am Not a Copp...
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Every Honda driver with a Mass. plate already is harrassed

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:10 | 3471129 nmewn
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Maybe they should not zig zag through traffic?

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:10 | 3471131 Urban Redneck
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Too bad there isn't a literacy test Mayor Bloombutrd's for trigger happy NYPD.  

On the bright side the innocent victims will be NY Honda CRV owners...

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:05 | 3471072 jayman21
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I did not realize the elites are paying overtime

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:04 | 3471073 ziggy59
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Wheres da drones??

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:04 | 3471074 earnyermoney
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You know there are some nervous people driving White Honda CRVs.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:04 | 3471077 Zer0head
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Male White?

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:09 | 3471121 Cursive
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@Zer0head

Very literally, Caucasian.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:04 | 3471078 Stuck on Zero
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Please God, let it be the Squid Monster.

 

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:04 | 3471083 gold mans sack
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I'm sure nobody will be arrested in all of this.  

Motorhead:

http://youtu.be/OYciy6d6uRg

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:16 | 3471199 Dr. Venkman
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plus öne.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:05 | 3471090 Hedgetard55
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Where are the drones, Janet?

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:11 | 3471145 nmewn
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Re-arming...Bloomberg used all the Hellfires on 32ozer's.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:05 | 3471093 MFLTucson
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The stage is being set for Martial Law.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:13 | 3471167 Got_Nukes
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My thoughs exactly. 

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:06 | 3471096 Zer0head
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Will the NYSE be closed?

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:10 | 3471125 the not so migh...
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o yeah, the collapse will not be televised, we always knew that.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:14 | 3471184 bdc63
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Now THAT would be an interesting development ... though in my opinion it's the boyz in Chicago that need a day off ...

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:07 | 3471097 Van Halen
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If that kid stops and gets a sugary drink larger than the allowable size limit, THAT'S GOING TO BE THE LAST STRAW!!!

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:18 | 3471211 SpeakerFTD
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You're en fuego, VH.  The two best comments on two consecutive posts.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:06 | 3471100 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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Can New Yorkers load more than 7 rounds in case of an impending terrorist attack?

 

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:49 | 3471449 Alpha Monkey
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No, they have to use scissors.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:26 | 3471658 moonman
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And its a felony to run with them

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:07 | 3471109 PUD
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Doubt he makes it that far

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:11 | 3471140 Van Halen
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You forgot, this is our government we're dealing with. If they say the kid is on the way to NYC, he's probably in Canada by now.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:28 | 3471662 moonman
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They have great health care 

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:08 | 3471112 Zer0head
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With all of these reports coming in one wonders how many are originating from Howard Stern's audeince.

 

"Father tells AP that son was an angel"

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:10 | 3471133 Colonel Klink
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He is now!

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:08 | 3471120 FiatFapper
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Bringing them to justice...the American way.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:28 | 3471666 roadhazard
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If they have him treed I'm sure there will be a fire insurance claim soon. That's law enforcement MO.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:10 | 3471124 Van Halen
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Second time I've heard "Hand Grenades" mentioned. Obviously, the gun ban needs to be passed immediately. Everyone here be prepared to turn in your hand grenades.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:10 | 3471132 Sutton
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The Media is so bummed that the Boston killers are muzzies.  The FEMA camps won't open this weekend-Party on Kulaks.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:11 | 3471141 Ronaldo
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Does Corzine drive a white CRV?

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:11 | 3471155 nmewn
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ROTFL!!!

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