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NYPD Warns Of White Male Headed To Manhattan Who May Be Wearing Suicide Vest - Update: Honda Found

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Update: The Honda has been found:

 

The Friday morning chaos in Boston appears to be headed toward Manhattan, following an advisory from the NYPD that a white male who may be wearing a suicide vest is headed to the city in a Honda CRV, MA license plate number 36ES9.

 

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Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:11 | 3471146 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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Any guess on how many drones are now airborne over I95 and I90 ?

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:15 | 3471185 toys for tits
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All of them.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:39 | 3471357 Taffy Lewis
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This is simple. Just a false flag by Big Brother to test the surveillance equipment and new databases/software for tracking the 99%.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:48 | 3471440 Alpha Monkey
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And the "see someting/say something" population informants....

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:12 | 3471151 colin
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should read, NYPD warns white male banker heading to work, wearing a suit

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:13 | 3471168 Van Halen
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In any one of her speeches, did Sarah Palin ever mention "Chechnya"?

Because if she did, this ENTIRE thing is HER fault!

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:16 | 3471193 toys for tits
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Just that she would watch it from her front porch.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:17 | 3471204 Van Halen
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Well at the rate this thing is going, the suspect is bound to run by there any moment now...

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:15 | 3471173 Yen Cross
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     Anything to distract away from these ponzi markets. I'm sure either he will blowup, or the younger Tsarnaev brother will be shot dead @ 3:30 p.m. est.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:21 | 3471238 tip e. canoe
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just in time for the pre-weekend ramp job

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:15 | 3471174 madcuban
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Martial law for our own safety is just around the corner.  Why publicly disclose this when they could be quietly stopping cars and using all their lovely highway and intersection cameras (or drones)?  You guys make jokes, I hope you all see the seriousness of this bullshit.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:14 | 3471177 Sandmann
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How did he know Jamie Dimon was meeting with Lloyd Blankfein today ?

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:15 | 3471181 Ain't No Sunshine
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I guess they're gonna test the Drones today...Shock and Awe!!

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:15 | 3471182 The Dancer
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All the media wants you to hear is,"white male"...that's the imprint they want you to focus on...not that he is a muslim..."cause they're all too chicken shit to tell the whole truth...maybe BarakaDoc wouldn't like that...he might have one of his goons call you and intimidate you...little twerps....unprofessional never-were media types....

And if he had been black...God forbid....they would have not shown his picture....or maybe like the punk from Florida, they would have shown a childhood photo...maybe one from kindergrarden graduation...maybe...

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:16 | 3471203 toys for tits
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You know the shit's getting bad when they start profiling whites.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:15 | 3471186 youngman
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why not an  EV..its much more GREEN...

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:18 | 3471207 Bearwagon
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Green shoots?  ;)

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:17 | 3471197 rsnoble
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Just more proof you don't need guns to kill people.  And if  you do need one there's plenty of cops that are alone.  Not advocating anything just making the point if someone wants someone dead there's 1000's of ways to do it without a gun.  Oops, im sorry I just ran you over.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:35 | 3471706 robertocarlos
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In Canada that's a $500 fine.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:16 | 3471200 Aegelis
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Ban suicide vests!

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:19 | 3471217 Van Halen
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If they can't find him there's only one thing left to do:

Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:18 | 3471219 Sylvia Plath
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Sucks to drive a CRV today

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:21 | 3471235 Van Halen
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They say this guy is on the way to NYC but on the radio it's all about keeping Watertown locked down. Anyone get the feeling that NO ONE in control knows what's going on?

Honestly, best thing that could happen right now would be if every one in the area of this mess have their guns out and ready to go. Because your government is like the Keystone Kops running around. If you don't have guns or believed what they told you about staying disarmed and letting your betters do the job for you, you get what you deserve.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:23 | 3471254 Bearwagon
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No, I don't get the feeling that no one in control knows what's going on. To the contrary, someone is in absolute control of this, and they know exactly what is going on. I'm sure of that.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:37 | 3471353 tip e. canoe
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"It only requires the Will to do so" - Dr. Strangelove

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mUCLHzWiJo

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:23 | 3471244 Temporalist
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It takes a few hours to drive from Boston to NY so there is still plenty of time for the markets to go up.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:27 | 3471272 Volaille de Bresse
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"Yep, just ask any member of the Mossad"

 

or any Raytheon high-rank engineer...

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:31 | 3471301 Seasmoke
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its Friday......Something Big usually happens on the Weekends

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:35 | 3471330 Lost Wages
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How much you want to bet its just a vest.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:36 | 3471333 Peter K
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They finally had an opportunity to use the descriptive term "caucasian" properly, and they f****d it up.

Go figure. :)

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:36 | 3471349 yogibear
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Anyone with a White Honda CRV stay away from NYC.  Police tend to fire at anything when they get trigger-happy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOI9ahGxMfk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPiM2l4w6Qc

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:07 | 3471555 Bitchin Bear
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Just around my corner - they also point their gun at anything that pisses them off - http://www.11alive.com/news/article/288918/40/Cop-in-slow-McDonalds-line...

 

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:40 | 3471383 asscannon101
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Everybody should just calm the fuck down, because Reichmarschall Cuomo and Major Bloomberg have VERY STRICT firearms laws and magazine capacity bans in place that will surely prevent just this type of mayhem from ocurring in New York. I am sure that once this lunatic asshole realizes that other lunatic assholes in government have passed lunatic asshole proclamations which forbid this type of behavior, he will simply stop and surrender. If only Massachusetts had instituted strict gun laws and laws against bombing shit, none of this would have happened. Because we all know that lunatic assholes and criminals obey the law... Right?

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:42 | 3471393 jjsilver
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With all that information, you would think he'd be in custody

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:03 | 3471527 NotApplicable
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Gotta love the two different colors and license numbers.Yet no registration info which would give anyone who knew them a  proper clue.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:45 | 3471416 Alpha Monkey
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So, someone pissed at their neighbor trying to get them murdered by pigs? Or where is this originating from?

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:45 | 3471422 sudzee
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Suspect #2 heading for Wall Street where he will be above the law.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:57 | 3471485 digalert
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NYPD warns white male:

Possible returning veteran, TEA party, constitutionalist phsyco, christian, patriot...

If they are black, Puerto Rican, Saudi, Mexican or "other than white" (OTW) they become persons of interest. These "persons" now eligible for a reward, honors and secret White House dinner guest with the Obamster.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 09:59 | 3471501 Blues Traveler
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Russian Olympics

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:30 | 3471502 Ima anal sphincter
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Ya-know....... this shit is just too damn funny (but not). We're getting hit left and right on a daily basis. Terror, terror, terror!!!!

Something BIG is coming (dollar dies).

These dickheads aren't ready. The ramp-ups in absolute bullshit is beyond even what we thought was normal (even for the last 12 years).

Keep your head down and get ready.

Fri, 04/19/2013 - 10:54 | 3471818 FJ
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Honda Kamikaze pilots closing in...

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