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Canada Foils "Terror Plot" Involving Attack On New York To Toronto Railroad; Al-Qaeda Linked

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Another day, another terrorist attack, this time in Canada, where the mounted police announced they have made arrests relating a "terror plot" planning to attack a New York to Toronto passenger train. And just to keep it really real, the name Al-Qaeda was released a few times. Supposedly this is not the same Al-Qaeda that is linked to the Syrian opposition, which these days is one of America's best friends in the region against Hassad's "evil" regime and so on.


The good news is that the maple syrup is safe. For now. RCMP's bilingual press conference below.


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Mon, 04/22/2013 - 15:51 | 3485156 Dr. Engali
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Are you suufficiently scared yet citizen? We will have no more silly talk of sequesters now will we?

Mon, 04/22/2013 - 15:52 | 3485163 James_Cole
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Terrorista #1 on the loose in Canada, heaven forbid! But don't worry Canadians, your dear leader has got this covered!

Mon, 04/22/2013 - 15:54 | 3485171 Dr. Engali
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The drone industry was quick to try and capitalize on this:

Mon, 04/22/2013 - 15:56 | 3485176 Divided States ...
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Trust me, if you live in Toronto and walked the streets there, you would feel like everyone is a terrorist.

Mon, 04/22/2013 - 15:58 | 3485197 Zer0head
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Canadian BACON? OR Kevin Bacon - portrait in Bacon

Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:02 | 3485224 john39
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Big brother reports that Emanuel Goldstein spies and agents have infiltrated the norther border...

Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:12 | 3485260 Ratscam
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5 people died yesterday in a Seattle shooting, more than in Boston.
The story is hardly in any western international news. But the guy in Boston is charged for having weapons of mass destruction. What a joke the MSmedia

Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:28 | 3485344 Stackers
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Never underestimate what a jelly donut can buy

Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:46 | 3485417 12ToothAssassin
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I wonder what FBI drill was happening at this time & location?

Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:48 | 3485430 Canaduh
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As Canadas official spokesman, I ask that Americans like you keep your paranoid delusions south of the border. Thank you.

Mon, 04/22/2013 - 18:31 | 3485692 HardAssets
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Seems that Cannuks are as dumb and misinformed as Americans, (and that's saying a Lot).

The tools are readily available to inform yourself (for now anyway). Try a websearch with such terms as F. William Engdahl, Sibel Edmonds, Gladio, Chechnya - Turkey Gladio Plan B, Muslim Brotherhood origins, full spectrum dominance, Zbigniew Brezinski and the the Grand Chessboard, Central Asia. US support for Al Queda in Syria.

Yes, you'll have to actually read, and actually Think. 

Unfortunately most people would rather be given a cartoonish 'bad guy' versus 'good guy' story. They have the minds of children.

Mon, 04/22/2013 - 18:43 | 3485730 outofideas
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That's so cute, you think the US won't "liberate" Canada when its own resources run out? After all you have a Queen and everything, you must desperately yearn to be free

Mon, 04/22/2013 - 20:57 | 3486164 Diogenes
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Why would you go to the bother of attacking when you can buy everything you want with fiat paper?

Canada is America's biggest trading partner now, and practically everything flowing south is in the form of oil, gold, lumber, and other natural resources.

Mon, 04/22/2013 - 17:00 | 3485459 smlbizman
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it seems that the tsa/dhs their the same right?..... are taking control sytematically and probably at an accelerated pace....they have the air lines were the next step is waterboarding you...every major sporting event will be brought up to airline treatment , the trains are their next target to raise the harrassement bar to airport levels....and than the highways..... than malls ......than ur front door...

but can someone tell me to what benefit it is to them to fuck up a society this way

Mon, 04/22/2013 - 17:08 | 3485493 forwardho
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1. Its for the children.

2. You have a Right to be safe.

Mon, 04/22/2013 - 19:15 | 3485824 ForTheWorld
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I was having a discussion this morning about the events in Boston with a guy who works in Aviation security, and he's convinced that a persons bodily movements (looking around, going outside and then coming back in) are a good enough indicator that they're a "person of interest", as he said. His justification for this was "Think of the children!".

He also went on about "If you've done nothing wrong..." so I asked him "Can I have your wallet please?". He said no, because it's his private property. He didn't like it when I said "So when it comes to your privacy, it's a different story, isn't it?". He also doesn't leave his house unlocked or his blinds open. I think he has something to hide. GET HIM!!

Mon, 04/22/2013 - 21:23 | 3486238 Icantstopthinki...
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Keep on repeating to the blind, but only when asked:


" I believe, the more freedom, the better."


Eventually, when enough people hear this response they may come around to realize that maybe the editorials they've been watching / listening to / reading have an agenda that does not promote freedom.

Tue, 04/23/2013 - 07:56 | 3487339 Siniverisyys
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In the wake of the deadly Boston Marathon bombings and ensuing manhunt for the suspects, Public Safety Minister Vic Toews says he is “satisfied” that Canada’s police forces are prepared for a similar attack, but maintains that stronger anti-terrorism laws are necessary.

Some of the measures contained in Bill S-7, called the “Combating Terrorism Act,” include:

  • Making it an offence to leave the country to participate in acts of terror
  • Granting police the powers to pre-emptively arrest someone and hold them for up to three days without charge
  • Imprisonment for up to 12 months if an indvidual refuses to testify before a judge in an investigative hearing

  • Read more:


    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:51 | 3485440 A Lunatic
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    Speaking of jokes, Wasn't Glen Beck supposed to dazzle us with world altering information today??

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 17:56 | 3485608 seek
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    Yeah, his scoop got leaked before him by several other news sites.

    It's been claimed the Saudi guy that was injured in the bombing is apparently on a terrorist watch list. O had an unscheduled/unlisted meeting with a Saudi representative last thursday, I think, which raised from questions from the media at that time.

    What's strange is that Drudge linked to one of the stories, (a ZH memberl linked as well) and a couple hours later the story was deleted from the Fox news site it was on.

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 19:05 | 3485796 NaN
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    Running away from a bomb scene is probably smart since a sizable percentage of attacks in Iraq, Afghanistan, and Pakistan have followup bombs to kill the emergency responders. 

    Glen Beck is a demagogue.

    Jeff Beck is a guitar god.


    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 18:33 | 3485702 HardAssets
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    You really waste time on  Beck ?

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 18:57 | 3485776 A Lunatic
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    "Speaking of Jokes"...............doofus.

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 17:19 | 3485524 AvoidingTaxation
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    How many in Pakistan, Mexico, Tchad?

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 21:10 | 3486199 PrintemDano
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    I believe about 150 innocent people in Boston also had their legs blown off.  The Boston bombers were Islamist maniacs killing in the name of their pedophile master moohamhead.  The shootout in Seattle looks like 4 dead gangbangers in a shootout and one innocent women hit with a stray shot.  No comparison.  The 4 /5 dead in Seattle will save society a lot in jail bills.

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:02 | 3485227 redpill
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    10 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die.....

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:05 | 3485243 toys for tits
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    I tell ya, gettin' married, look for a good cook! The sex'll wear off, but you'll always be hungry. But my wife can't cook either ... in our house we pray after we eat. She gave my kid alphabet soup, he spelled out "HELP." I bought her a pressure cooker, now I eat off the ceiling.

    -Rodney Dangerfield


    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 22:52 | 3485381 dobermangang
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    I think that's my all time favorite joke: But my wife can't cook either ... in our house we pray after we eat.

    I also like this Woody Allen Joke:  My Dad taught me how to swim.  One summer day, when I was just 5 years old, my Dad took me up to the lake.  We got on a boat and he drove out to the middle of the lake and then threw me overboard.  And that's how I learned how to swim.  It really wasn't that difficult..... once I managed to get out of the sack.

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:04 | 3485199 hedgeless_horseman
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    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:06 | 3485244 Kaiser Sousa
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    and the majority of the US populace falls right into line yet again...

    did u see the footage of those morons in Boston in the streets after "suspect number 2" was caught...

    walking around in the streets yelling "USA, USA ,USA,"  and "BOSTON, BOSTON BOSTON"!!!

    what the fuck????

    this shithole and its citzenry deserve everything this fake ass banker ruled government is bringing to their doorsteps...


    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:53 | 3485447 kchrisc
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    Yup, Americans are going to WAKE-UP to a nightmare not from one. If it weren't going to be so tragic it would be funny.    hujel

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 17:02 | 3485477 tony wilson
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    Yup, Americans are going to WAKE-UP with a cops penis up their ass.

    they will freeze in panic,the cop will say i am a cop and a hero.

    now bitch everytime i thrust i want you to say usa usa usa.

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 20:31 | 3486101 tsx500
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    quite the vivid imagination ! lol

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 17:02 | 3485480 forwardho
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    Remember, those brave folks out in the streets cheering their overlords on had just spent the whole day in a lock down they agreed to. Imposed operent conditioning, and they cheered this?

    Thank you sir, may I have another?

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 19:18 | 3485830 azzhatter
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    excuse me officer, may i suck your cock for you?

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 17:15 | 3485505 General Decline
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    "did u see the footage of those morons in Boston in the streets after "suspect number 2" was caught...

    walking around in the streets yelling "USA, USA ,USA," and "BOSTON, BOSTON BOSTON"!!!"

    Two minutes of hate. How was Orwell such a prophet?

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 19:42 | 3485900 HardAssets
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    Unfortunately this crap happens so often in history . . . Americans are just the designated morons this time around.

    It pisses me off, how stupid people are. But we must remember that they have been purposely conditioned in the public 'schools' for over a century. Few can think for themselves at all; they only regurgitate the garbage fed to them by the media.

    But more are informed on reality (thru the internet) than at any time in human history. So, maybe we'll pull through.

    Tue, 04/23/2013 - 11:38 | 3488354 SmittyinLA
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    Ya you'd think they just won wW2

    Newsflash Boston, nothing is over, there's literally thousands or tens of thousands of other Muslims waiting/plotting to do more and other attacks, and should we ever decide to forego hostile Muslim immigration and boot we'll really have a spike in terrorism.

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:06 | 3485247 Zer0head
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    actually mouse in beer crossed my mind with my first can of Guiness and that thing they have floating in the can

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:31 | 3485356 narnia
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    I'll tell you another thing...  their beer sucks

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:43 | 3485403 redpill
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    Doesn't hold a candle to poutine, blech!

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:49 | 3485436 Canaduh
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    I'm not gonna lie, I'd headbutt both of you if I could.

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 18:18 | 3485668 jimmytorpedo
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    Red Pill, you just got my first down vote ever.

    I won't head butt you but I would bring you out for a good poutine.


    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 19:48 | 3485942 onthesquare
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    I believe it is spelled "poontang"

    My favourite dish

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:14 | 3485271 LawsofPhysics
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    Classic, thanks for the flashback HH.  Let's hope we don't get  to live Fahrenheit 451.  That electronic hound was vicious.

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:15 | 3485300 Jena
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    Great White North!

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:42 | 3485400 TheFourthStooge-ing
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    Big Jim McBob: "Boy, he blowed up good!"

    Billy Sol Hurok: "He blowed up real good!"

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:18 | 3485307 Rogue Trooper
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    Yes, evidence emerges that these two red-neck lumberjacks where members of the canadiangunnutz forum, collected Norinco M305's, where suspected to be part of a fledgling Christian Anti-Cannuck Government Jihad and had a stockpiled a 3 x 1 oz Silver Maples that they had burried in the outhouse in their rural mountain retreat.  More duisturbing was that they claimned that Mark Carney was not working in the interests of the Canadian people. Authorities where disturbed to say the least.

    I say terrist, just by the look of em, BAN THE GUNZ......

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:30 | 3485352 TheFourthStooge-ing
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    My daughter dear, do not be concerned
    When your Canadian daddy comes near.
    My daughter dear, do not be concerned
    When your Canadian daddy comes near.
    I work so hard, don't you understand
    Making maple syrup for the pancakes of our land.


    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:23 | 3485325 WillyGroper
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    Take off. Hoser

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:39 | 3485377 Joe A
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    I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay. I sleep all night and I work all day.

    Sing along now.

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:59 | 3485460 Rustysilver
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    That's a picture of me on the left.  I'm running to next boat I can find that's out of the water.

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 17:28 | 3485481 Winisk
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    Latest intelligence reveals they plotted to bomb an LCBO beer store after workers there threatened to go on strike.  Brothers were found hiding under a canoe and were heard profusely swearing in police car "Take off, eh!"

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:06 | 3485241 Rogue Trooper
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    Where high-capacity pressure cookers involved? Or have those cunning terrist already moved on to something more devious!

    I expect a BIG order of Lenco BEARCAT's

    The RCMP are gonna need a bigger horse!

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:20 | 3485313 Cacete de Ouro
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    So this is where the train comes into the equation. I was wondering..

    Those 2 Boston bros were accused of robbing a 7-11 on Thursday night. Very weird thing to supposeedly do.

    7-11 = 11th July 2006 = Mumbai train bombings in India in which pressure cooker bombs WERE in fact used...

    Now another Train enters stage right...on cue

    Was the 7-11 incident a clue?

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:42 | 3485394 Canaduh
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    Are you fucking serious?? If you are, please schedule an appointment with your doctor.

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 17:25 | 3485541 Cacete de Ouro
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    I just make connections. That's how good exposés emerge ...)

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 15:56 | 3485177 redpill
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    Gee, what's this all abooot?  Next thing you know they will try to steal Lord Stanley's cup, eh!

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:00 | 3485207 kliguy38
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    Now THAT would be a terror attack worthy of Canadian FEAAARRR

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:08 | 3485253 azzhatter
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    Thank you Dear Leader Obowel movement for keeping me safe.

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:10 | 3485270 Matt
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    Don't worry, it seems the RCMP are more capable than the CIA, FBI, ATFE, DHS, NSA, Boston Police, Craft International, and at a tiny fraction of the cost. The grail should be pretty safe.

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:14 | 3485288 redpill
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    Must be that extra letter in the acronym! 

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:33 | 3485361 Joe Davola
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    If there was a damsel in distress, hopefully pics will be in the follow up story.

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 18:31 | 3485693 TheFourthStooge-ing
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    If there was a damsel in distress, hopefully pics will be in the follow up story.

    It's been reported that Snidely Whiplash, a known terrist, has tied Nell Fenwick to the railroad tracks.

    Inspector Fenwick of the RCMP has put his best man on the case.

    Tue, 04/23/2013 - 00:56 | 3486837 StychoKiller
    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 15:57 | 3485185 smlbizman
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    did they chase the train down on horses ..than jump on and let their horses go...isnt that how they do

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:03 | 3485231 disabledvet
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    The "Dudley do right" maneuver. Hmmm. I wonder who's playing Snidely Whiplash?

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 18:52 | 3485762 Stoploss
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    I was wondering if the Boston thing was like the Texas thing in Dallas, where the FBI delivered the fully loaded rental truck ready to blow, and then busted him.


    It would definitely suck balls if this was the same type of set up, deliver the live bombs and then loose the sombitches in the crowd before you can stop them and say the same thing Canada is saying today.     

    Nuthin surprises me anymore, so i guess an oop's is in order.

    Me thinks the youngster won't live long enough to make it to trial, due to the gigantic bag of smelly shit stuffed off somewhere in a corner.


    Jus' sayin'.

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 15:55 | 3485178 Zer0head
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    The Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist



    On the morning of July 30, 2012, an accountant named Michel Gauvreau arrived at the Global Strategic Maple Syrup Reserve, housed in a huge red brick warehouse on the side of the Trans-Canadian Highway in Saint-Louis-de-Blandford, about two hours northeast of Montreal. Inside, baby-blue barrels of maple syrup were stacked six high in rows hundreds deep. Full, each barrel weighs about 620 pounds. With grade A syrup trading at about $32 per gallon, that adds up to $1,800 a barrel, approximately 13 times the price of crude oil...

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:00 | 3485202 Rogue Trooper
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    The Mounties ALLWAYS get their MAN!

    I'm a lumberjack and I'm okayI sleep all night and I work all day
    He's a lumberjack and he's okayHe sleeps all night and he works all day
    I cut down trees, I eat my lunchI go to the lavatoryOn Wednesdays I go shoppingAnd have buttered scones for tea
    He cuts down trees, he eats his lunchHe goes to the lavatoryOn Wednesdays he goes shoppingAnd has buttered scones for tea
    I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay(He's a lumberjack and he's okay)I sleep all night and I work all day(He sleeps all night and he works all day)
    I cut down trees, I skip and jumpI like to press wildflowersI put on women's clothingAnd hang around in bars
    He cuts down trees, he skips and jumpsHe likes to press wildflowersHe puts on women's clothingAnd hangs around in bars?
    I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay(He's a lumberjack and he's okay)I sleep all night and I work all day(He sleeps all night and he works all day)
    I cut down trees, I wear high heelsSuspenders and a braI wish I'd been a girlieJust like my dear papa
    He cuts down trees, he wears high heelsSuspenders and a bra?
    He's a lumberjack and he's okayHe sleeps all night and he works all day
    He's a lumberjack and he's okayHe sleeps all night and he works all day

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:05 | 3485212 Zer0head
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    Mounties alway get their man

    like this poor simple man from Poland who was tazed to death in Vancouver airport as he waited to be cleared by immigration


    jump to 6:40 to watch the tazing party and the poor fellow die

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:07 | 3485255 Rogue Trooper
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    Great flash back.  Thanks for the reminder.... RCMP Stazi

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:20 | 3485314 2whitedogs
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    And not awfully smart either. The poor dim officer ran out of talk at the interview and fled. No bomb; no date; no specific train; nothing real. 

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:58 | 3485442 web bot
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    Ya... and the G20 in Toronto. Over the last 20 years, policing has become militarized.

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:04 | 3485238 azzhatter
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    Was Hilary involved? She's tight with AlCIAda

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:26 | 3485335 Uncle Remus
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    Wait - aren't Canadians Subjects?

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:49 | 3485433 MFLTucson
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    You nailed it, great!  

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 18:16 | 3485665 Banksters
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    Israel told the US that Iran was behind it.



    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 19:55 | 3485826 new guy
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    If I understand this correctly the Canadian authorities foiled this plot BEFORE any damage was done, without placing the entire city of Toronto on lock down for five days and without firing 500 rounds at the suspects and missing with 499 of them. It sounds like they need the DHS up there in a hurry to get these guys PROPERLY trained.


    EDIT: I am also reliably informed that Canadians did not line the streets of Toronto, waving flags and shouting CA NA DA when the Mounties paraded down Young Street.

    What a bunch of losers.

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 19:19 | 3485835 rotagen
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    The economy is going down the shitter, quick stage some more false flag bullsh*t "Al Cia Da"

    bombings !!!!!!!!

    Tue, 04/23/2013 - 05:25 | 3487111 vlad335
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    So lets review shall we. Al-Qaeda which is Sunni conspired to attack Canada with Iran which is Shia. Yeah right!


    Get ready for war. Pulling out the old boogie man Al Qaeda and linking them to a new host country. INVADE IRAN NOW!

    Tue, 04/23/2013 - 01:46 | 3486902 A Nanny Moose
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    Are you suufficiently scared yet citizen?

    No. Kiss my fucking goddamed black ass. Sincerely Nun-Ya Bidnith.

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 15:53 | 3485157 TeamDepends
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    The boogie (pronounced "boojie") man is everywhere!

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:08 | 3485257 azzhatter
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    Yahh hay der

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:11 | 3485277 TeamDepends
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    Wikipedia:  An amorphous imaginary being used by adults to terrorize children into submissive behaviour.

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:27 | 3485339 Uncle Remus
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    I resent the implication...

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 15:53 | 3485159 Aurora Ex Machina
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    The real question is did the subjects say "Sorry" when caught?


    That'd instantly tell you inf it was domestic Frenchies or foreigners.

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:19 | 3485315 Henry Hub
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    If it was "domestic Frenchies", they'd say "Je suis desole"

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 15:53 | 3485162 stinkhammer
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    chicken heart

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 15:54 | 3485165 freedogger
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    Just in time for the debate on our new anti-terror legislation. Must be a coincidence.


    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:01 | 3485208 Arkadaba
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    Didn't Harper just move that up to today on Friday? Nice timing!

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:48 | 3485429 freedogger
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    And there's this bit about the Bill:

    "Bill S-7, the Combating Terrorism Act, includes provisions that make it an offence to leave the country to participate in acts of terror. It also grants police the powers to pre-emptively arrest someone and hold them for three days without charge"

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 15:54 | 3485174 caimen garou
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    run forest run!

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 15:56 | 3485175 fuu
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    Huh. Two dudes partly blew themselves up near Ontario, OR last Tuesday.

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 15:56 | 3485181 rubearish10
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    Rally on my friends, rally on, AAPL's back to $400! Netflix blowout EPS and let's just not talk about global multi national disapointments, nah!

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:21 | 3485223 James_Cole
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    Hard to imagine AAPL or NFLX with eps beat, if NFLX miss gonna be ah bloodbath shortly. But who knows, anything is possible the bar is so low. 

    edit - NFLX ramping HARDD

    Gawd I hate NFLX... what a shit report! 20% ramp?? Argh!

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 15:58 | 3485188 Bastiat
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    The RCMP is seeking help in identifying these suspects:

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:06 | 3485249 moonman
    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:16 | 3485296 Bastiat
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    Could be separate sleeper cells.

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 15:57 | 3485189 Winston Churchill
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    Does Canadian bullshit smell different ?

    Those muslim taxi drivers in Toronto sure seemed homocidal to me the way they


    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 15:58 | 3485191 Duke Dog
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    The Canadian authorities need to stay on script - (guys, it wasn't necessary for our guys to "escape" further North, eh? Shi!, we've already made a huge public display of catchin 'em).


    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 15:57 | 3485193 Henry Hub
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    The only thing the mounted police (RCMP) mount these days are their subordinates.

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:05 | 3485235 WAMO556
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    Yes, the women looks like a VICTIM!! And has been on a SEE FOOD diet for the last 20 years.

    Damn my soul! I jus victimized that chick as well!

    Just saying.

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:05 | 3485237 moonman
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    She is quite the looker


    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 15:59 | 3485196 reader2010
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    TSA is needed at all subway and train stations now. 

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 15:59 | 3485198 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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     I think the Chechens just started selling the market. Volume up in the last last ten minutes as stocks slip. Who else would it be?

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:00 | 3485204 Eternal Complainer
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    Cue another round of poison letters!

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:01 | 3485215 rubearish10
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    What a bunch of fuckin' wierdos! 

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:00 | 3485220 fonzannoon
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    everyone on wall street is panicking and running around screaming HOLD

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:10 | 3485234 Dr. Engali
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    HOLD me Fonz I'm scared. There's a terrorist peeking in my window.

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 17:32 | 3485552 krispkritter
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    That is actually Fonz...

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:03 | 3485226 Arkadaba
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    Oh Oh  - I  live in the neighbourhood and watching the coverage - Al Quaeda in Iran was just mentioned.

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 20:33 | 3486110 YHC-FTSE
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    We were all wondering when Iran would be inserted into the Pavlovian msm "terror" meme for a over a year. And here it is. The BBC is selling the ridiculous al-ciada and Iran connection non-stop. I've seen this movie before and it doesn't end well.

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:03 | 3485233 Motorhead
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    Sick Don "Grapes" Cherry on 'em.  If his loud ties don't get 'em, he will, just 'cuz.

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:06 | 3485248 I am a Man I am...
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    Does this mean the canadian flag patch on my backpack is all for nothing???

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:08 | 3485252 Disenchanted
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    OMG! It's the Hoser Jihad. Run for your lives...

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:09 | 3485259 alien-IQ
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    there really seems to be an endless supply of government approved bullshit to keep the masses frightened and begging to have more freedoms taken away "for their own safety".

    this shit has gotten stale.

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:44 | 3485413 Winston of Oceania
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    TSA gropings at RR crossings and the like...

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:08 | 3485265 dick cheneys ghost
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    Bill Kristol just had a 'wet dream'.........and he was WIDE AWAKE

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:11 | 3485274 Cacete de Ouro
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    At least the Canadian gold is safe!
    Eh, hold on, sorry, they sold all the gold a while back after some arm twisting from the neighbors down the road...

    well, at least Carney is breathing a sigh of relief; all he has to think about is how to buy an expensive house in London...

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:18 | 3485311 Eternal Complainer
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    That was Mulroney making his bones.

    In the yakuza it's only the tip of your pinky.

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:10 | 3485275 Everybodys All ...
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    And just to keep it really real, the name Al-Qaeda was released a few times. Supposedly this is not the same Al-Qaeda that is linked to the Syrian opposition, which these days is one of America's best friends in the region against Hassad's "evil" regime and so on.


    Does this make Hillary Clinton and Obama Al-Queda sympathisers? This is our foreign policy. The Syrian connectin goes all the way back to Benghazi. The Saudi/Syrian links are clearly all over the Boston Marathon as well. The coverup is taking place as we speak and the MSM is complicit. God save us from these evil bastards.

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:43 | 3485410 Winston of Oceania
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    If God saves us can we take them out?


    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:13 | 3485281 FubarNation
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    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:14 | 3485283 Dr. Engali
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    So who is Canada getting ready to invade?

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:17 | 3485309 FubarNation
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    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:15 | 3485291 Watts_D_Matter
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    A bacon a day keeps the terroristas away....

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:23 | 3485329 Henry Hub
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    Make that Canadian bacon.

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 18:12 | 3485639 Troll Magnet
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    I prefer Turkey Bacon.  Less cholesterol, just as tasty.  Wait. What the fuck are we talking about again?

    Oh, yeah!  Terrorists!  Okay.  I agree to have more drones fly over my head. 

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 21:22 | 3486227 PrintemDano
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    Down arrow on the turkey bacon.  Man up!

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:18 | 3485310 urbanelf
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    Put the gun down, ey?

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:21 | 3485316 Uncle Remus
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    I hear there's a ship leaving for Mars. It's one-way, but hey, would you really want to come back?

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:21 | 3485320 Smuckers
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    Jesus, what the fuck have we ever done?

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:34 | 3485359 taketheredpill
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    Osama Bin Laden listed Canada (along with US, UK, Spain, and a couple more countries) as a target in 2002.


    Good luck finding out why online, but I believe it was retaliation for support role in Gulf War (maybe, not sure).

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:21 | 3485322 taketheredpill
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    Investigation began August 2012.  Arrests made today.


    Canadian parliament is currently debating 3rd reading of Bill S-7, the "Combatting Terrorism Act".  I'm sure the timing of the arrests was completely coincidental.


    Bill S-7 was introduced in February 2012 and was slowly making it's way through the political process when Conservative Public Safety Minister Vic Toews announced on Friday that it would be the sole subject of debate today and tomorrow.


    I'm sure that this decision was not designed to capitalize on the publicity surrounding the Boston bombings.


    In the past, Canada's Conservative government has shown itself to be honourable and completely lacking in any tendency towards political opportunism.







    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:42 | 3485398 forwardho
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    You don't suppose they learned to "never let a crisis go to waste" from us do you?

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:25 | 3485336 Bastiat
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    Looks like the international bankster meltdown has put them into panic mode.  Merkel talking about "looking into the abyss" and all.

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:30 | 3485353 Oldballplayer
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    Planes and Trains and pressure Cookers, eh?

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:40 | 3485393 Joe A
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    Some would consider commuter trains pressure cookers.

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:55 | 3485449 tony wilson
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    damn them fucking rothschilds to hell




    tavistock chatham house



    sounds more bbc better.


    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 16:55 | 3485450 Godisanhftbot
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     Just buy gold and bitcoins, hide under the bed till its all over, and you'll be fine

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 22:10 | 3485457 mrmister
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    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 17:05 | 3485485 kchrisc
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    I wonder what the odds are that the FBI manufactured this one for the Canadian gov or at least had the Canadians read their book "Manufacturing Terror for Dummies: How to Gain Control and Look Good While Doing It" Then there is the soon to be released: "Patsies Demystified: How to Pin It On Some Dumb Bastard"

    Drones and terror--who says we don't export anything?!       hujel

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 17:07 | 3485490 Fix It Again Timmy
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    Many years ago in a run-in with the RCMP, I would have to say that they were decent and respectful guys; now, every cop on the North American continent is on a power-trip and wants to put you down first and then ask questions later....

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 17:33 | 3485559 nowhereman
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    They could always stand on their necks and tazer them to death.  I hear they're good at that.

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 17:16 | 3485514 Savvy
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    This is embarrassing LOL! Here guys, refresh Canada in your heads


    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 17:20 | 3485526 El_Puerco
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    It’s a Canada a Mickey Mouse confederation of Provinces! ----

    Where the three (3) founded nation lives together in an Economical union! ----

    Where one of them takes the rules of law a impose the will over the other Nation( speak English) it’s a crime…Where Canadian do not know how much the other Nation gets on gifts (Dollars),just to be NICE and condescend Fellow Human Canadian…Its call, CANADA!..


    Anything here it’s possible!...


    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 17:26 | 3485542 All Out Of Bubblegum
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    Me and my family are holed up in the garage right now. We're taking this whole thing very seriously. The government would never lie and the reporters fact check everything so it all sounds pretty bad.

    I don't know if we'll make it through the night. I'm afraid that our little spark of civilization in the midst of the barbarian hordes will be overrun by Right Wing Extremists and swarthy kids with funny sounding last names and access to dangerous kitchenware.

    If you don't hear from me ever again, it's because I fell in the cause of liberty while hiding in my garage.

    Mon, 04/22/2013 - 18:12 | 3485583 Zer0head
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