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CBOE, World's Largest Option Exchange, Offline

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In a market in which nothing matters, and where all risk asset values are set by central planners, it took a while for those unlucky few who still actually trade, to realize that the CBOE was offline all morning, hitting VIX, and various other options products. After all the CBOE just happens to be the world's largest options exchange. According to the website currently the bulk of systems are operating normally, but according to traders on the ground this is not true, and as the CBOE also notes, the C1 system is still down.

It begs the question if the VIX is offline, just where is the actual VIX feed coming from.

Frankly, who cares: can the Fed just leak the closing S&P500 pricing fix from the Liberty 33 market making desk so we can all just go home.

From the CBOE website:

 


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Thu, 04/25/2013 - 11:53 | Link to Comment ParkAveFlasher
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Last night I had a dream that a plane crashed.  I didn't see it actually crash, but I saw the plane dive down from the sky, I heard the boom, and walked through the carnage afterwards.

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 11:56 | Link to Comment HedgeAccordingly
Thu, 04/25/2013 - 12:04 | Link to Comment Stoploss
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Use gaffer tape and tape the cord to the floor!!!

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 12:10 | Link to Comment ZippyBananaPants
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I was offline one time, ate too many dry roasted peanuts at baseball game and did not poop for 2 days!!

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 12:12 | Link to Comment Ahmeexnal
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silver rocketing past 24/ozt.
Jamie Dimon just shat his diapers....again.

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 12:13 | Link to Comment dogbreath
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wasn't yesterday futures expiry and today options expiry

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 12:17 | Link to Comment fockewulf190
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22 minutes faster with the news than CNBS. Impressive. Most Impressive.

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 12:17 | Link to Comment NotApplicable
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Well, they can't make it too obvious where they get their info from.

Besides, Santelli's likely yanking out cords, right?

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 12:22 | Link to Comment fockewulf190
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Wonder how they took the thrashing ZH dished them out yesterday. Probably whined like a whipped dog.

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 13:22 | Link to Comment HoofHearted
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Commercial signal failure....bitchez?

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 12:55 | Link to Comment wee-weed up
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ZippyBananaPants

"I was offline one time, ate too many dry roasted peanuts at baseball game and did not poop for 2 days!!"

When you finally did your "business" - I'll bet you had every squirrel in the neighborhood trying to get into your house!

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 14:35 | Link to Comment Ruffcut
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All the squirrels need to be rounded up and sent to DC, they are such pain in the asses, also.

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 12:12 | Link to Comment Almost Solvent
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@ ParkAveFlasher

You want some KRAZY fucking plane crash dreams? Check this shit out:

 

http://www.airliners.net/aviation-forums/general_aviation/print.main?id=409232

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 12:32 | Link to Comment Max Hunter
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I often have those dreams... And a reoccuring one with a HUGE tidal wave as well..

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 14:46 | Link to Comment Westcoastliberal
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Say Max, Clif High has been using "web bots" for about 10 years now with several spot-on "hits" (including the big tidal wave in Indonesia), and is warning of a "Global Coastal Event" which may occur sometime between now and June 1, 2013.  His website is www.halfpasthuman.com

His friend George Ure, has an interesting website as well at www.urbansurvival.com and also hosts a site where users can post dreams.

If you're interested, make sure to listen to Clif's latest "wujo" audio; lots of good info and you may be seeing the same thing he is forecasting.

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 12:33 | Link to Comment ParkAveFlasher
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In case we do track these details, it was on an athletic field behind a strip mall, in suburban NJ (Emerson, to be exact), it happened in the morning, the plane took off from Newark, and it wasn't a big plane, and it was an intense blaze which followed a nose dive.

I'm so/so on ZH predictions.  My last was $167/oz silver call by April '13 (jury is still out but it doesn't look good.  I called the Jesuit pope, though.

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 11:59 | Link to Comment Aeternus
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Damnit! Now how am I supposed to buy those December $1,000 APPL Calls?

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyklt01lN_I

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 12:18 | Link to Comment NotApplicable
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Dear Youtube spammer, DIAF!

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 13:04 | Link to Comment Aeternus
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DIAF?

 

Fuckin' acronyms everywhere these days, help me out here.

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 12:03 | Link to Comment Abraxas
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@ ParkAve Flasher

Freud: Your dream means that you are afraid of impotence. Also, you want to sleep with your mother.

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 12:08 | Link to Comment ParkAveFlasher
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I'd never get to first base.  /s

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 12:12 | Link to Comment jbvtme
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lol

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 12:15 | Link to Comment IridiumRebel
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Suggestion: more cocaine.

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 12:06 | Link to Comment Skateboarder
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Dam terrists all up in yer dreams.

Release the mind drones.

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 12:23 | Link to Comment rosiescenario
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Now that you mention it, obviously the next engineered "crisis" will be the collision of 2 planes due to the controllers' furlough which was brought about by those bad members of congress who would just not cooperate with our dear leader....

 

You might wish to avoid air travel for the next few weeks....

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 13:02 | Link to Comment red_pill
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Cboe opened 1148 AM CST

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 11:54 | Link to Comment ziggy59
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Hmmm..expiration today in Ag, Au....that cant be too good for those looking to get the frig out...

Manning a lifeboat only works if you can get to the boat

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 11:53 | Link to Comment youngman
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just announced they are going to try to open..

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 11:53 | Link to Comment koaj
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Must. Stop. Puts. On. $AAPL

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 11:55 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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Damn maybe Bass should reconsider those gold contracts. Physical bitchez !

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 11:55 | Link to Comment seek
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Presumably no connection with gold's OpEx day, but I'm sure COMEX would love something that prevents them from getting stand-for-delivery notices just the same.

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 11:57 | Link to Comment FeralSerf
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Something is rotten in the state of Denmark -- make that Illinois.

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 15:29 | Link to Comment LFMayor
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True Dat.  and it's located in two places, north of I-80 and within the confines of the 270 bypass.

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 11:56 | Link to Comment Schmuck Raker
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"CBOE is not Mt.Gox"

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 12:23 | Link to Comment fuu
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Mt.Gox actually has a shred of credibility.

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 12:39 | Link to Comment Manipuflation
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You beat me to it SR but I was going to ask "So Mt. Gox acquired CBOE?".

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 11:58 | Link to Comment youngman
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we have flash crashes...now exchange crashes....what next

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 12:40 | Link to Comment recidivist
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network crashes will be worse still, when the exchange is allowing some HFT algobot to clean up on stops that the holders are powerless to remove, owing to lack of bandwidth...that will suck

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 11:57 | Link to Comment Bagbalm
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Will open when some more silver is available.

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 11:59 | Link to Comment slaughterer
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fucjk, BEn,  we need to get da hellll out of our Preciousss mEdals optiions crusher bettss your orddeered, 

Bennie, can you heeeelpp ussss.

UR sustem s are bruking downn....

 

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 12:00 | Link to Comment Cdad
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Well, just have Cramer come on....to remind everyone to "use the fraud" to your advantage.  According to Jim, nothing can be done about any of this stuff.  We must embrace the broken, corrupted, fractured market system brought to us by Duncan Niederauer.  

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 12:00 | Link to Comment ziggy59
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PPT probably has Direct feed to VIX...

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 13:02 | Link to Comment Urban Redneck
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probably the only direct (unmanipulated) feed that exists

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 12:04 | Link to Comment Dull Which
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Loved the "Open when a time is DECIDED"

Not "when we can" or "as soon as the issue is resolved" but "when we feel like it"

 

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 12:14 | Link to Comment Bastiat
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You can't handle the truth...or we can't...or something

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 12:27 | Link to Comment rosiescenario
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........and based upon what? Maybe after the silver short sellers are given a last chance to cover?

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 12:05 | Link to Comment mattdubz86
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BULLISH!

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 12:05 | Link to Comment tmosley
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They just decide what it will be and write it down--BAM, that's what it is.  These guys are much more efficient than markets.

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 12:05 | Link to Comment Bernie Leeson
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I think the answer to your question "It begs the question if the VIX is offline, just where is the actual VIX feed coming from." is that the CFE probably has separate systems.

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 12:12 | Link to Comment bnbdnb
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Who cares about the VIX?

Tell everyone you know, if you can't tell what the fuck this means, you are a fucking idiot.

http://topforeignstocks.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Fed-Balance-Sheeet-vs-SP500.png

No more beating around the bush.

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 16:58 | Link to Comment Kelley
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I'm not an idiot, but I am ignorant about business nomenclature.

Something isn't right about this closure. Could someone tell people like me what it means?

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 12:10 | Link to Comment GoldRetriever
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Is this what they mean by "out of options?"

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 12:10 | Link to Comment icanhasbailout
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BitOptions

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 12:14 | Link to Comment Counterfiat
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It begs the question if the VIX is offline, just where is the actual VIX feed coming from.

 

Weeeerrrrrrrrrrre off to see...

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 12:13 | Link to Comment earleflorida
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good, because about an hour ago i bought 200 put contracts (???) june/13

got filled at market :-))

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 12:15 | Link to Comment Schmuck Raker
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OT: Did Stolper move?

"BNP Paribas recommends long EUR/USD at 1.3000, target of 1.3400 and stop below 1.284"

-RanSquawk

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 12:22 | Link to Comment Translational Lift
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I would have expected this to happen on a big down day.....anything to save the farce...........

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 12:24 | Link to Comment Atlantis Consigliore
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Its all a coincident; 


CBOE May Retire From Police Beat Largest U.S. Options Exchange Weighs Splitting Off Regulatory Unit or Handing Its Duties to Finra

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB1000142412788732423530457843910199615838...

giggle giggle,  its all just a coincidence.....

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 12:29 | Link to Comment Translational Lift
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"CBOE May Retire From Police Beat"

May as well because it acts like a fat, dumb, drunken cop stuffing himself in a doughnut shop...........

Totally ineffectual...........

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 12:25 | Link to Comment Petrus Romanus
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Question: How close are we to the actual end of the line? There is no such thing as coincidence when it comes to large issues such as options expirations for gold and silver. So, again I ask, how close are we?

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 12:42 | Link to Comment semperfi
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Very far away.  When you can change the rules anytime they get in the way, and when you can print as much 'money' as needed to get the job done, the game can go on forever.  Especially since virtually no one seems to care less.

 

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 12:59 | Link to Comment Herd Redirectio...
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Its called "until faith in your currency's world reserve currency status is eroded".  We are already seeing the avg. person in the Middle East, India, China, turn their back on fiat currency, now pension funds, hedge funds, mutual funds, need to follow suit.  Of course there are some who will stick it out, invested in Treasuries, and fiat, but they will have some explaining to do after the fact, that is for sure.  "I thought gold was the bubble, and the USD retains its value" 

Yeah, well, sorry about that! 

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 12:38 | Link to Comment dynomutt
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I found this after some quick googling:

President of Exchange: [Randolph Duke has just collapsed with shock] Mortimer, your brother is not well. We better call an ambulance.

Mortimer Duke: Fuck him! Now, you listen to me! I want trading reopened right now. Get those brokers back in here! Turn those machines back on!

[shouts - it echoes pathetically throughout the trading hall]

Mortimer Duke: Turn those machines back on!

 

Look at that S-Car Go!

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 13:24 | Link to Comment IridiumRebel
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Pork Bellies!

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 12:40 | Link to Comment catacl1sm
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Must be Cyber-Terrerists. MOAR CISPA!

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 13:24 | Link to Comment IridiumRebel
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HUMAN NATURE IS A BITCH. GTFO!!!!!!!

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 14:32 | Link to Comment Common_Cents22
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rumor has it comex has bought 3 "we buy your old gold jewelry" businesses

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 12:47 | Link to Comment youngman
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12:50 now to open

 

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 13:17 | Link to Comment orangegeek
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check out this link for an update:

 

werefucked.cboe.com

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 13:42 | Link to Comment jeebus
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Oh yeah no biggie, just the CBOE is down during trading.

 

Market roars towards new highs!

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 14:00 | Link to Comment Bastiat
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Silver delivery failure defense:

Force majeure--he devil made me do it.

Thu, 04/25/2013 - 15:18 | Link to Comment ultraticum
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ZH and Tylers:  you need to figure out a way to append "Bitcoin" to the beginning of the title of this article - like you did the RP interview where he supposedly trashes Bitcoin.

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