Friday Humor (#1): Meet The New (Normal) Chuck Norris
It appears Chuck has finally met his match, and his name is Jamie...
- Jamie Dimon is richer than you.
- If you have Five dollars and Jamie Dimon has Five dollars, Jamie Dimon has more money than you.
- When Jamie Dimon sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself.
- Legend says that if you gather 7 predator skulls, you can summon Jamie Dimon.
- When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Jamie Dimon.
- Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of Jamie Dimon is called Logic.
- Jamie Dimon can cut through a hot knife with butter.
- Jamie Dimon can slam a revolving door.
- Jamie Dimon can kill two stones with one bird.
- Jamie Dimon once caught AIDS… but then he let it go.
- Jamie Dimon won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
- He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Jamie Dimon … dies.
- Jamie Dimon was born in a log cabin, that he built with his own hands.
- Jamie Dimon’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
- Jamie Dimon once played Russian roulette with a fully loaded pistol, and won.
- Jamie Dimon can judge a book by its cover.
(Courtesy of Wall Street Fool)