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White House Hints At Use Of "Military Force" In Syria

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And it was shaping up like your typical boring, noonish "gold-smackdown-so-JPM-can-refill-its-vault" Friday. Trust the White House to come out, guns blazing, false flags waving, and make those selling hard assets into the weekend think twice:


Well, you know what they say: seek and ye shall find. Just ask Bush.

As for what the White House failed to mention is that the other options are, well, military force.


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Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:37 | 3502818 Abraxas
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It's not like they didn't announce this in the 90-is. Axes of evil, remember.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:39 | 3502827 Zer0head
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Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:38 | 3502833 camaro68ss
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hey, looks like he is going for nobel peace prize number 2.

Got to spread that democracy….its for the children

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:41 | 3502845 Abraxas
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Hey, he could had been unleashing the nuclear warheads. Relatively speaking he deserved his Nobel for not doing as much damage as he's capable. Not to say that he won't.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:45 | 3502858 The Juggernaut
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I'm surprised the American people just roll over and let their government do this.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:45 | 3502873 Alea Iactaest
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I apparently missed the part where Congress authorized another war. Oh well, the Budweiser's cold and I can't wait to see what's on the boob tube tonight.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:48 | 3502885 Zer0head
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they roll over because they are too fat to get up

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:58 | 3502931 Dr. Richard Head
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Wesley Clark warned us all -

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 13:01 | 3502954 Divided States ...
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This is used as an excuse for Israel to somehow get involved. Benji must be giggling in excitment right now.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 13:15 | 3503037 AlaricBalth
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The Russians have a naval facility in Tartus, Syria. Mostly for resupply and maintenance. It's the only Mediterranean facility they control. Wouldn't Putin have something to say here. This is geo-political chess and nothing more. Our administration hasn't the moral compass to be concerned about chemical weapons usage.

"queen to bishop three, bishop takes queen, knight takes bishop, mate." HAL

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 13:21 | 3503048 McMolotov
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You're thinking too much. I bet Syria has a bunch of those "mobile chemical weapons labs" like Colin Powell told us about with Iraq. And there's probably top secret video evidence that we'll never see, like with the bombing in Boston. We'll just have to take the government's word for it.

Above all, this is not a time for asking questions. This is a time for Chinese-made flag pins, "U-S-A!" chants, and blind obedience to authority.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 13:23 | 3503069 kralizec
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WMDs have been redefined to include homemade IEDs made out of pressure cookers...of course there are WMDs, they're EVERYWHERE!!!

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 13:36 | 3503117 Precious
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And remember, Obamacare is going to be MORE affordable.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 14:43 | 3503402 knukles
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Than what?

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 15:35 | 3503595 JuliaS
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No wonder we invaded Korea, with all that rice they were clearly up to no good.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 16:54 | 3503827 boogerbently
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I wonder if "W" will be exonerated?

"....he jests at scars, that never felt a wound"

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 13:50 | 3503171 Kirk2NCC1701
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'McBud',  I like your idea (yesterday?) to put your ID to good biz use.  Keep brainstorming till you've got your Eureka moment.  Beware of provoking McD's lawyers with your/their logo though. 

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 13:58 | 3503194 chubbar
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One thing Syria doesn't have is a western controlled Central Bank. Any chance that is what this is all about?

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 14:27 | 3503323 General Decline
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Nah. Jewish bankers are very tolerant of competition.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 14:18 | 3503275 booboo
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Colin Powell licks his masters meatsicle

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 13:02 | 3502958 Oh regional Indian
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All un-willing, other-wise thinking, own-people-loving, somewhat sane, kind of rational world leaders will toe the line or be displaced.

The pattern is clear. If they had their way, they would have an Idi amin or papa doc running every nation-state.


No shame now even, neither fear of reprisals. Comatose public everywhere, bleats usa usa or whatever....


Fri, 04/26/2013 - 14:41 | 3503386 caconhma
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Take it easy. Zionists and their American lackeys can only fight cowards (Saddam, Qaddafi, etc.,).  In Syria it might become very serious. Remember neither Saddam, Qaddafi, nor Serbia fought back attacking American bases in the region or EU capitals. Do you expect Iran will behave the same? One thing more, a new NATO instigated civil war is just started in Iraq.

Remember N. Korea telling to Obama and the rest: fuck off or else? You know the rest of the story.


Fri, 04/26/2013 - 13:04 | 3502984 de3de8
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Good one!
Funny and true!

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 14:19 | 3503292 deus x machina
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you can't say fat anymore you big have to say our 'HEIGHT WEIGHT" ratio is disproportionate. (PC) so says the invisible people who make up the new rules around here.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 14:55 | 3503456 knukles
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God I hate that PC shit

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 15:04 | 3503494 akak
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The proper new PC phrase is "gravitationally challenged".

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:49 | 3502901 john39
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crazy senator Mctraitor from arizona all but declared war yesterday...   rest assured, the bought and sold members of congress will do exactly as their masters instruct.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 13:00 | 3502939 LawsofPhysics
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But I thought the battefeild was America?  How will they successfully fight a battle on so many fronts?  Almost like it has been designed to fail from the begining huh?

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 13:31 | 3503094 john39
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i agree with you.  collapse for the American people was in the plans all along.   just like building seven, when the parasites are done, they implode the building...  hide evidence, and the case of the American people, eliminate them as a future military threat against the new dark power rising in the ME.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 13:02 | 3502952 AlaricBalth
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Why go to Syria? According to McCain the battlefield is here in America.

Edit: LawsofPhysics, you beat me to the same thought as I was typing.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 13:36 | 3503123 Precious
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McCain has never seen a foreigner he didn't want to bomb.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 14:06 | 3503223 Proofreder
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A foreigner being anyone who didn't attend the Naval Academy.

(where he graduated Fifth   -   from the bottom)

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 13:47 | 3503157 BraveSirRobin
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But you can't find ammo here. How can we have a battlefield without any ammo?

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:51 | 3502907 McMolotov
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It's not war, it's "kinetic military action." It's the same kind of Newspeak that makes it so Bernanke isn't monetizing the debt.

Time to get kinetic, bitchez.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:57 | 3502928 outamyeffinway
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Syria, all of you gold belong to us.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 14:06 | 3503234 Proofreder
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Only about 26 tons as listed reserves.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 13:10 | 3503009 I am a Man I am...
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The first lady of Syria used to work for JP Morgan.  You can't make this shit up.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 13:18 | 3503047 Bastiat
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That's the problem: if she'd worked for the Squid she would have already taken over by now.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 13:53 | 3503179 Precious
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They are just waiting for The Letter from Schumer.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 14:03 | 3503191 Kirk2NCC1701
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If they go Kinetic on the Syrian front, we're going Ballistic on the Home front.  ;-)

Fair is fair:  mv^2 = mv^2 

"iKEA (international Kinetic Energy Activities) coming near you soon"

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:48 | 3502891 true brain
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Another step to Iran.

The boston bombing was allowed to move forward by CIA , who got info from the Chechens previously.  The bombing was a warning to Obama to fall in line. If not there will be more small scale bombing and his presidency would be a disaster. Of course they can't let Obama go the way of JFK for fear of sparking riots.

sure enough just days after the bombing, there is evidence of chemical weapons use from Syria. Take down Syria, wait for Republican president to take down Iran in 2016.


How does this hypothesis sound?

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:53 | 3502914 Chuck Norris
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No good.

They WANT the riots to happen so DHS can use up all that "target practice" JHP ammo.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:57 | 3502927 McMolotov
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I agree that they want riots, but the ammo would never be used on the people who would riot if Obama got whacked. The ammo is for "domestic enemies," not the sheep who worship the government.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 13:00 | 3502950 knukles
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Republican predident in 2016?
No matter how bad this guy is, may be, perceived, is or is not the Anti-Christ, a born again Muslim, non-citizen, false SS #, etc., etc., conspiracy theory shit real or not... none of that makes a true difference.

The simple fact is that no matter reality or perception, the Republican party in the form of the Republican party that had its chance with Ron Paul, fucking blew it, disintegrated the last residue of hope for a broader appeal, has absolutely no fucking chance other than from the Neo-Cons who are A-OK with anything as long as its white Anglo-Saxon, straight, married, Protestant, male, etc.

There is no Republican Party Base past the Neo-Cons except for those who cannot stand the O&Mooch Show.
This country's very demographics define the hopelessness!
Whether R or D....


Fri, 04/26/2013 - 13:11 | 3503011 SamAdams
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Ironically, those blind, CNN watching, God fearing Republicans are unwittingly contributing to the downfall of the country they claim to love so dearly.  Democrats and Republicans is nothing more than a ploy to distract your attention away from the true enemy.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 13:23 | 3503058 Bastiat
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SNAP signup campaign is a demo membership drive as is immigration amnesty or whatever they're calling it. 

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 13:36 | 3503124 noless
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I'm fairly convinced at this point it's going to be Hillary..

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 14:12 | 3503252 Proofreder
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My condolences for your brain

how long have you been without?

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 14:00 | 3503210 Navymugsy
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I voted Republican without fail since 1980 but that won't happen anymore. I've never voted for a Democrat and I won't start doing that either. Who the hell is left for people like me?

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 16:21 | 3503724 marathonman
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I'm in the same quandry.  The RNC is as criminal as the DNC.  The scales fell from my eyes when I watched their takedown of Ron Paul in the 2012 convention.  Changing the rules, stealing his delegates, and then just shutting down the opposition was disgusting.  Watching Maddow and Jon Stewart point out the MSM treating RP like the 13th floor of a building was the true revelation.  The fix was in.  There is no real choice.  It's all bullshit.  The Republic died long ago.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 13:01 | 3502957 SamAdams
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Benghazi was a Russian directive to cease CIA arms traffic into Syria.  Now do you understand why they stood by and watched, why it was not an "embassy", and why they concocted the muslim video story?  This begs the question, "what is Russia prepared to do if the USA openly sends troops into Syria?"

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 13:05 | 3502992 TPTB_r_TBTF
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I'm curious.  Let's find out...

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 13:35 | 3503112 Hangfire
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This may just be the fight that Russia, Iran, and Hezbollah have been waiting for.   

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 14:30 | 3503332 samcontrol
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i guess you missed the wheelchair guy.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:53 | 3502918 NotApplicable
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I'm surprised that anyone thinks there's a way to stop this global criminal cartel.

Are you not aware that politics is EVIL? And the power CORRUPTS?

Now, add in some criminal central banking to finance their crimes, and one can only wonder, just how the fuck can they be stopped?

Like any flock, sheeple are dependent for a reason. The primary one is the fallacy of this gang being "their" government.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 14:20 | 3503285 Proofreder
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Sheep can be stampeded, just like cattle.  Not a hard concept, just slower.



Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:55 | 3502920 rogeliokh
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GDP is below consensus, time to start bombing somebody.

Let's bring al qaeda to legitimate .GOV in Syria like in Egypt and Libya.

Money is not the issue, Always can print few extra trillions.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 13:02 | 3502976 knukles
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I got an idea.
Take all the inner city criminals, "draft" them, deposit such by the bazillion in any country fucks with us.

Hah ha ha ha

Nobody'll challenge the Beast

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 13:45 | 3503141 Rip van Wrinkle
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Most of the sheep wouldn't even know it had happened.


Most can't spell 'news' let alone watch it.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:43 | 3502860 ParkAveFlasher
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Looks like Syria has been pre-approved for a limited-time-only promotional rate on a balance transfer.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:43 | 3502861 SilverMaples
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Yeah and what is just next to Syria? Cyprus, what a great coincidence ... 

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:54 | 3502924 NotApplicable
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Hey now! Dot connecting will get you nowhere in life.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 13:05 | 3502983 knukles
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Does dat include all de peoples in line for de curry slurpies at Apoos?

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 13:41 | 3503140 Hangfire
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You mean squishies!   

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:48 | 3502896 freewolf7
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He's not in charge.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 13:00 | 3502965 azzhatter
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Fuck You Obama and Fuck all your libtard supporters. Fuck you all

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 13:05 | 3502993 knukles
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My uber-libtard buds will claim such is good because its for their children, betterment of mankind, social justice, etc.  Imagine what they'd be saying if Bush did it?
This is really, really fucked up beyond any and all fixin's, folks.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 22:48 | 3504849 Chuck Walla
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Great! More dead American boys, now sacrificed on the Alter of our fresh, clean Peace Prize winner!


Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:49 | 3502882 freewolf7
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I've seen this movie.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:52 | 3502893 BraveSirRobin
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Gosh, we really need a war to turn things around. The problem with Obama is he blows things up, but does not fix them, like in Libya. So he's working on only half the equation.

Bush knew better, you blow things up and then get Bechtel and all to fix things up. Note how much higher our economic performance was during the Iraq War when that was running hot. It certainly is not a coincidence that our present economic difficulties coincide with the draw down. The problem with Afghanistan is that there is nothing to blow up, so there isn't much to fix in the aftermath, so it's a poor economic return.

But Syria has a decent infrastructure - on par with Iraq, so it will have a higher economic yield to blow it up and rebuild it. If we can make this into a global war, well, that would be a bonaza for us all, but we have to remember the fix it part after the blow it up phase.

I hope we don't muck this up.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 13:56 | 3503185 syntaxterror
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The 'ishares Drone Strike ETF' will be a great investment again.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:58 | 3502944 mr1963
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Putin's dying to try his new military out, let's see how tough Barry talks after Putin punches him in the eye a few times. My guess is Barry crawls back into the hole he climbed out of and his fawning press pulls him back out as a hero.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 13:01 | 3502973 azzhatter
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That would be priceless. A cage match and Putin kicks the crap of Soetero

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 13:24 | 3503076 Bastiat
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30 seconds in round one - over.  Are you kidding me?  Barry's a pussy.  I could take him out.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 13:57 | 3503203 syntaxterror
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Would be great to see Putin go Dothraki on Barry. The look on Barry's face after Putin snatches his heart out would be priceless.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 13:06 | 3502987 CrashisOptimistic
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Russia doesn't have to punch.  They need only close the spigot a turn or two.

They, not Saudi Arabia, are the number one oil producer in the world.  THAT is the fist.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 13:09 | 3503013 knukles
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NOT TO MENTION that this shit is starting just like Libya with the Frogs and Brits starting the howling as the NWO's proxy watchdogs calling in the NWO's US military....
And guess what happens to Yurrp's gas from Russia this winter if Yurrp starts fuckin' with Vlad the Inhaler?

"Let 'em freeze in the dark"

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 13:59 | 3503209 ParkAveFlasher
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Oil, and natural gas. 

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 13:06 | 3503001 earleflorida
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the USSA doesn't have a friend on the planet-- the entire world is in its axis

this is the curse of hegemony and a forceful will to push our freedom on the barbaric world via CFR's and Trilaeralist fascist imperialist

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 13:41 | 3503133 H E D G E H O G
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what do we expect from our savior in chief, the winner of the Nobeli$t Peace Price, hussein Obuttfuck?

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:37 | 3502819 Capitalist
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But were they supplied by Alqaeda or Iran?

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:58 | 3502948 A Nanny Moose
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U.S. We have the receipts.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:38 | 3502824 dick cheneys ghost
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Tartus is the line in the sand.........

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:41 | 3502847 NotApplicable
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As per yesterday's headlines, the RED line.

Must be filled with blood.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:39 | 3502828 alien-IQ
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Fuckit. I'm gonna start drinking now. fuckitalltohell.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:50 | 3502886 YHC-FTSE
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I see I am not the only one who feels like ranting like Charlton Heston at the end of "The Planet of the Apes". I'll raise a glass to you and everyone else who feels the same when I get home tonight. 

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 13:02 | 3502959 A Nanny Moose
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You either stopped, or have not yet started. You are a better person than I.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 14:31 | 3503327 Proofreder
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I too am convinced it's time to begin to buez ...

Only question is; what beverage and brand is appropriate to the beginnings of woar over the weekend?

Moar woarz, whorze - sure to solve everything.


(sigh, better get to the liquor store now before the crowd)

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:40 | 3502829 dashingdwl
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George Bush uses US intelligence agency and foreign government intelligence agency information to come to the conclusion that Iraq had WMDs.  He is villified.  Liberals go apoplectic.

Barrack Hussein Obama uses US intelligence agency and foreign government intelligence agency information to come to the conclusion that Iraq had WMDs.  He is "awesome".  Liberals roll over and swoon.

What am I missing?

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:41 | 3502835 Rustysilver
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You're missing a liberal mind (I said this politely).

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 13:30 | 3503105 thelibcentury
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You are both contributing to the Keep the Masses Clueless campaign (1913-pres) by using the word in that disingenuous context. Please admit your complicity in maintaining the illusion that is our current status quo, or use truthful language that gives the philosophy that built your civilization the respect it is due.


1) willing to respect or accept behaviour or opinions different from one’s own; open to new ideas:
(in a political context) favouring individual liberty, free trade, and moderate political and social reform:

-Oxford English Dictionary

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 14:41 | 3503377 Kirk2NCC1701
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Don't be so naive.  What he is missing, and you are missing, is that BOTH are sock-puppets.  Of the same CB and MIC Masters.

Divide & conquer, or Hollywood, Vegas, Madison_Ave sideshows don't fool me or distract me from what is really going on in the country, and who is calling the shots.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:45 | 3502850 ParkAveFlasher
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You are missing the fact that when you walk into a shop and presented with the choice of a tan-colored shirt to buy or a cream-colored shirt to buy, you are not forever and ever locked into a reality continuum that precludes all possibility of leaving that store without purchasing something.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:45 | 3502856 NotApplicable
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The word Syria?

Other than that though, it's all good.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:48 | 3502892 Temporalist
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You're not missing anything.  Welcome to the zombie apocalypse.

Everything Is Rigged: The Biggest Price-Fixing Scandal Ever The Illuminati were amateurs. The second huge financial scandal of the year reveals the real international conspiracy: There's no price the big banks can't fix


Fri, 04/26/2013 - 13:00 | 3502941 1100-TACTICAL-12
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Syrians prepare to embrace your newfound freedom....

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 13:26 | 3503083 dashingdwl
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Sorry, meant Syria for Obama... but I think you guys know that.


Fri, 04/26/2013 - 13:41 | 3503131 BadPenguin
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George Bush uses US intelligence agency and foreign government intelligence agency information to come to the conclusion that Iraq had WMDs.  He is villified (sic).  Liberals go apoplectic.

Barrack Hussein Obama uses US intelligence agency and foreign government intelligence agency information to come to the conclusion that Iraq had WMDs.  He is "awesome".  Liberals roll over and swoon.




George Bush uses US intelligence agency and foreign government intelligence agency information to come to the conclusion that Iraq had WMDs.  He is hailed as the great protector, the great avenger of 9/11.  Conservatives chant USA, USA.

Barrack Hussein Obama uses US intelligence agency and foreign government intelligence agency information to come to the conclusion that Iraq had WMDs.  He is vilified.  Conservatives go apoplectic.


Fixed it (added some perspective) for you. 




Fri, 04/26/2013 - 13:52 | 3503176 El Diablo Rojo
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Other than the perpetuating the red vs. blue conundrum fallacy, you nailed it. Starting the same shit; liberal democrat vs. republicans on a conservative board doesn’t make you look insightful at all.

Now that the hijack is over, let us discuss Syria.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 13:54 | 3503178 El Diablo Rojo
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Other than the perpetuating the red vs. blue conundrum fallacy, you nailed it. Starting the same shit; liberal democrat vs. republicans on a conservative board doesn’t make you look insightful at all.

Now that the hijack is over, let us discuss Syria.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 14:33 | 3503337 Kirk2NCC1701
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What are you missing?  How about the Biological and Chemical WMDs we use right here in good ol' USA:  GMOs.  Monoculture and food feudalism for all.  Thanks, Monsanto!

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:42 | 3502840 Colonel Klink
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Moar war!

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:43 | 3502864 McMolotov
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Moar woar!

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:53 | 3502913 pods
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Well that debt ain't gonna issue itself.


Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:46 | 3502865 Winston Churchill
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Syria,Iran,China and Russia all in one go.

Not to mention Pakistan.Think Obozo is smoking bath salts in

the Choom wagon,

Long iodine tablets.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 13:54 | 3503181 Colonel Klink
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Two words....Georgia Guidestones!

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 14:48 | 3503418 Kirk2NCC1701
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And a book:  A Canticle for Leibowitz.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:42 | 3502841 Rustysilver
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I am betting that they will find WMD this time.  Rusty Mustard gas cans form WW l.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:43 | 3502855 JustObserving
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They will find a few pressure cookers.

Boston Bomber Charged with Murder by WMD

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:42 | 3502842 pragmatic hobo
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I'm sure our nobel peace prize winning president knows what he is doing.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:43 | 3502843 JustObserving
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Another 500,000 brown skinned people had their death warrants just signed by the Nobel prize winner.  Another beautiful spring day in the land of the free, home of the brave.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:50 | 3502884 Alea Iactaest
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Can't have May flowers without someone pushing up daisies.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:52 | 3502903 JustObserving
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Brown people make better fertilizer? Or are they children of a lesser God?

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:41 | 3502849 bitHedge
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So which ThanksGiving main-dish named ally are we going to ask to destroy themselves...

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:46 | 3502869 NotApplicable
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The Republic of Cranberrystan?

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 13:56 | 3503195 TheFourthStooge-ing
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...and from there, on to Hamchatka.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:43 | 3502851 Truther
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IT'S WAR BITCHEZ. I would suggest keeping some fuel on the side.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:44 | 3502853 Caggge
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Barack should unleash his WMD on Syria. Michelle's ass.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 13:11 | 3503021 de3de8
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Too funny!

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:45 | 3502859 asteroids
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What a stupid idea. The blowback from something stupid like this would be immense.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:46 | 3502879 NotApplicable
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Well, duh. Why do you think they rattle swords in such fashion?

It's all about usage of activation energy to destroy that which is already unsustainable.

A.K.A. "controlled collapse."

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:50 | 3502906 Alea Iactaest
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WTF, Dude? We tried North Korea. It didn't take. We tried Boston. It didn't take. The bird flu thing just won't get going in China. Whatever those islands are the the Chinese and Japanese both want doesn't really play with in the US since no one can even find Kansas on a map. We thought maybe some people have heard of Syria, especially since it's so close to Cyprus which was all over the news about a month ago. Of course most people are too stupid to remember what color shirt they wore 2 days ago so we're really just about out of ideas. You got anything?

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 13:08 | 3503012 BraveSirRobin
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I wore a white shirt two days ago.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 13:05 | 3502868 razorthin
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WMD, hypocrite bichez!  It's only OK when you do it in the name of "freedom".  Got agent orange & depleted uranium??  Nice freedom those Iraqi children have with malignant neoplasms on every major organ.

Celente called this in January.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:49 | 3502870 Zer0head
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When I read one of the WH MSM handmaiden's tweets you had to know


Crazy day: President who waged war over false WMD claims honored by president on day when (seemingly) credible WMD claims made public



Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:48 | 3502888 McMolotov
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How can that douche tweet when his tongue is so far up Obama's butthole?

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:51 | 3502908 ParkAveFlasher
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Technical point: you don't tweet with your tongue, and I'm sure Obama could briefly stand to have his balls not twiddled for a few dozen characters.  Just a technical point!  That's all!  don't get upset!

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 14:51 | 3503431 Kirk2NCC1701
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Oh God, I think I'm gonna be sick!

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 13:27 | 3503079 docj
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Dubya's WMD claims seemed credible at the time too, bootlicker.

Barry's media water carriers are going to be working overtime to spin this latest "war of choice" into the case for Nobel Peace Prize v2.0

Sat, 04/27/2013 - 02:04 | 3505061 Manic by Proxy
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Very relieved to finally hear that Saddam didn't use WMD's on Iranians and Kurds.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:47 | 3502871 SheepDog-One
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No matter how broke and 'in painful sequester' U.S. is in, there's ALWAYS room for more Jell-o! (AKA govt/military complex growth)

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:48 | 3502875 Unprepared
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Who's Colin Powell?

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 14:53 | 3503442 Kirk2NCC1701
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You don't know of "Colin Oscopy Gowell"?  /sarc

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:47 | 3502880 ekm
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I don't know what you guys are bitching about.

Since the oil shock during Nixon times, this has been the business model of USA concluding with Carter Doctrine:




The problem with Obama is that he has NOT started a new war.

Lybia was not Obama's war, it was a European and Canadian under NATO war, but not Obama's.


All president have started new wars. This one will be no exception.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:50 | 3502904 Dr. Engali
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This one will start the mother of all wars before everything is said and done.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:56 | 3502933 Alea Iactaest
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Has the US become so incompetent that we can't even start a decent war? I realize that it's a little tricky to get inflation started (even the Japanese suck at it) but isn't there a single country that owes us a favor and could stir things up a little?

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 21:05 | 3504576 zerozulu
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I can see WWIII in the making. DPRK to JPN . china is pocking his chopstick in Indian curry.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:55 | 3502921 Winston Churchill
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No mention of the children being forced to work under wartime conditions in

the Syrian oilfields.Must be slipping.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 13:12 | 3503024 bluskyes
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The use of oil as a justification for war is a red herring. Otherwise the US would have left Saddam alone. He kept the oil cheap. Gold always has been, and always will be the real reason behind wars.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 13:22 | 3503052 Winston Churchill
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Or potable water.

This is about the water in south Lebanon,always was.

Israel desperately needs it, the oil, and gold are merely a bonus.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:47 | 3502883 SDRII
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Syrian government's capture of town a 'big blow to the opposition,' group says. cutting an arms route for rebels trying to topple President Bashar Assad's regime, state media and activists said Thursday.


Two Syrian officials denied Friday that government forces had used chemical weapons against rebels, Damascus' first response to U.S. assertions that it had. Sharif Shehadeh, a Syrian lawmaker, said the Syrian army "can win the war with traditional weapons" and has no need for chemical weapons. Shehadeh called the U.S. claims "lies" and likened them to false accusations that Iraq possessed weapons of mass destruction - a claim U.S. policymakers had used to justify the invasion of that country in 2003.




Assertions of chemical weapon use in Syria by Western and Israeli officials citing photos, sporadic shelling and traces of toxins do not meet the standard of proof needed for a U.N. team of experts waiting to gather their own field evidence. Weapons inspectors will only determine whether banned chemical agents were used in the two-year-old conflict if they are able to access sites and take soil, blood, urine or tissue samples and examine them in certified laboratories.



Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:50 | 3502889 semperfi
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fixed it:  White House Ordered by Jamie Dimon To Use "Military Force" In Syria

Must.  Get.  Their.  Gold.   NOW GODAMMIT NOW !!!!!!

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:52 | 3502919 MFLTucson
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On point!

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 13:28 | 3503085 Bastiat
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But silver's gonna kill ya, Diamond Jim.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:53 | 3502905 vote_libertaria...
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I dunno, TPTB must not believe him, oil is still under $100.

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:54 | 3502916 MFLTucson
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Of course!  We expected no less!

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:59 | 3502935 Yen Cross
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     Watching this retarded shitshow is like death by a million thumbtacks...

Fri, 04/26/2013 - 12:57 | 3502937 Ness.
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Woar is bullish, right?  The now green DOW says so.  Nothing like missing on GDP PLUS the threat of a new war to send stawks even higher-er.

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