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Apple Launches $17 Billion Bond Offering: Largest Ever For Non-Financial Firm

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And there it is. Moments ago Bloomberg disclosed the final terms of the just launched Goldman-led syndication of AAPL paper. The total size: $17 billion, which surpasses the previous record set by Roche at $16.5 billion, and makes it the biggest corporate bond synidcation in history. The breakdown:

  • $1B 3Y FRN LAUNCH AT 3ML + 5 BPS
  • $1.5B 3Y FIXED NOTES LAUNCH AT + 20 BPS
  • $2B 5Y FRN LAUNCH AT 3ML+25 BPS
  • $4B 5Y FIXED NOTES LAUNCH AT + 40 BPS
  • $5.5B 10Y FIXED NOTES LAUNCH AT +75 BPS
  • $3B 30Y DEBT LAUNCHES AT +100 BPS

30 Year paper in a tech company whose market cap has fluctuated by roughly $500 billion in the past year, and yielding just under 4%?

Sold to you.

 

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Tue, 04/30/2013 - 13:49 | 3514625 HedgeAccordingly
Tue, 04/30/2013 - 13:59 | 3514699 Salah
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OK, they're ringing a bell here, boys & girls....we've seen the high water mark in the great bond bubble of 2007-2013.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:06 | 3514727 camaro68ss
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need MOAR money to sell MOAR Ipads

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:11 | 3514751 Abraxas
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Yesss, we wants it.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:30 | 3514828 NotApplicable
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Is it a new?

A) Perpetual-motion machine?

B) Tail to wag the dog?

C) Money laundering operation?

D) All of the above?

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:45 | 3514866 bania
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No, just using the proceeds to buy gold/silver bullion and stick it in the basement of that new spaceship shaped head office.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 15:45 | 3515130 mootsman
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They will use the proceeds to exchange for the ships hovering capabilities.  Being suspended 300ft above the earth should ensure they have soviergnty from the implosion of California.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 15:46 | 3515131 mootsman
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They will use the proceeds to exchange for the ships hovering capabilities.  Being suspended 300ft above the earth should ensure they have financial sovereignty from the fiscal implosion of California.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 15:13 | 3515000 SilverRhino
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Launch a bond in the USA to raise operating capital in the US because they cant repatriate $$$ from overseas without paying taxes on it.   

The additional capital overseas on the books offsets the appearance of debt and the stock still looks good.   

Did I miss anything? 

 

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 21:06 | 3516178 Common_Cents22
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when apple comes out w/ iGold, sell sell sell!

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:11 | 3514766 ReallySparky
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Not sure that is the case.  I think they have the mistaken perception that they can buy the federal government with all that cash, only problem is the current owners are not selling.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:07 | 3514731 true brain
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Why are they borrowing when they have 100 billions in cash? and what will this do to the cashback program? doesn't make any sense? Unless they're counting on further currency debasement. Must have gotten the private Bernanke memo.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:14 | 3514763 Dr. Engali
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I answered this question a little further up so I'm sorry for the double post.  

 

They don't have to repatriate the billions in cash and pay taxes on it. Instead they leverage the company out to pay a dividend and buy back shares. The sheeple get a few bips and squiddy makes a mint.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:25 | 3514809 Divided States ...
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As well, AAPL's cash is invested in a hedgefund Braeburn Capital....given how the returns of that fund is, its probably invested in illiquid shit. Apple's strong financial position is a mirage and will disintegrate quickly if the markets tank big.

 

http://www.cultofmac.com/193692/the-mysterious-company-that-manages-appl...

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:46 | 3514874 eclectic syncretist
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In effect they don't have cash and need it now.  That's why you do an offering.  It's definitely not because things are going well.  And in the past few days we have Apple, US airways, Margin Stanley, Dish Network, JP morgan, Verisign, Rosetta, Microsoft, and Walmart, just to name a few, that have announced they need cash and are going to issue bonds.  Everyone needs cash suddenly.  Not good.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:16 | 3514778 Agent P
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Cash is overseas and expensive to repatriate, whereas cash at home is cheap to borrow.  +100 for 30yrs in today's rate environment, for a hardware manufacturer in the fickle consumer mobile market...that is fucking insane!

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:22 | 3514797 LawsofPhysics
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Why?  Simple, repatriation of their cash is more costly (because of the taxes) then issuing the bond.  Fucking duh!  At least you know they have the fucking cash to pay back any money you lend them.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:56 | 3514915 ChanceIs
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OK.  All good points about repatriating the cash overseas, but........

Life is hard in the tech world.  You have a lot of competition and need to reinvent yourself every nine months.  Soooooo....why not do as so many before you have done.

Financialize!!!!!

Remember all of those great old line companies which turned to real estate speculation: General Electric, General Motors, hmmmmmm.  I am sure that there are others.  It is ever so easy to turn those departments intended to finance the sale of one's own product into ..... well....real estate holding companies.  And it never goes down.

So it is with Apple.  Sell those bonds at the top intending to purchase then back at half off when the bond market tanks.

Remember the good old days when Angelo Mozilla was issuing debt during the middle of the real estate crash to buy Countrywide stock - because he had options on it.  You know....sell debt when it is cheap to buy stock back when it is dear - and leave the company with a huge debt service burden.  One of the few people I want to see in jail more than Jon Corzine.

At least if Apple turns around and buys its own stock, it won't have done it at the top.  And here it has sold debt at the top.  Not a total abortion.  Oh wait.  Why is it again that they didn't issue new stock at $700 as opposed to today $450ish?  I mean...this financing need grew up overnight, right?

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:21 | 3514793 slaughterer
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The iBond deal is really well engineered.  I do not see a problem here.  

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 15:27 | 3515057 SheepDog-One
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I have a bucket of rusty old bolts here....I wonder if Goldman wants to under write that for a few $billion worth of 30 year bonds?

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 13:50 | 3514628 fonzannoon
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"30 Year paper in a tech company whose market cap has fluctuated by roughly $500 billion in the past year, and yielding just under 4%? "

and i'd still take it over a 30yr ust

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 13:53 | 3514672 Ahmeexnal
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wrong. chances of the "big one" occurring during the next 30 years are too high. Apple should have built it's new campus in Montana, not directly over the San Andreas fault.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:15 | 3514776 Zer0head
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Have you heard of the Yellowstone Caldera?

 

there is nowhere to escape, we are doomed http://volcanoes.usgs.gov/observatories/yvo/index.html

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:19 | 3514788 Dr. Richard Head
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Not doomed, just a well deserved rest for us all.  ; )

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:28 | 3514825 NotApplicable
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On a long enough timeline...

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 15:29 | 3515062 SheepDog-One
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On a REALLY long enough timeline, the whole earth will be consumed by the sun so technically all of this we do every day is just wanking.

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 01:45 | 3516849 TBT or not TBT
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No, we are living in a simulation.   I'm determined bunch of code who just might win this thing, aren't you?

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:45 | 3514865 firstdivision
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Insurance payment is considered revenue.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:11 | 3514767 kito
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Fonz, I read your post in the first apple story today...I'm thinking there will be a series of heart attacks in America over the next 7 year's that will continually weaken the country.....next coronary will be 2015.....apple makes touch screen devices......that's it...their operating system is nothing special next to Google's.....they will not be the dominant player in 5 years.....

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:18 | 3514792 fonzannoon
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i guess i should clear this up, I would never own either. If i had to choose I like their balance sheet better than the treasury.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 13:48 | 3514636 The Gooch
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Muppet fruit.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 13:53 | 3514666 Winston Churchill
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Suckers.

Marginally better that a 30yr UST at this point .SOL rated.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 13:51 | 3514637 Racer
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So they borrow money so they don't have to repatriate the money to pay a proper rate of tax.... dirt cheap amount to pay at 4%!

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:21 | 3514796 rosiescenario
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That was my first thought when I saw this offering....

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:28 | 3514829 KnightTakesKing
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... so they don't have to repatriate the money to pay a proper rate of tax.

So, what's a "proper" rate of tax? They already paid taxes in the countries that the profits were earned. Why should they be double taxed?

 

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 13:49 | 3514639 UK debt marsh
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The average corporate lasts 12 years.

In 30 years time Apple won't exist.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 13:51 | 3514647 ParkAveFlasher
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I'd love to see how bond holders figure on the subordination "pyramid" in the event of some corporate calamity.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:24 | 3514802 Mercury
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Above the equity holders whose dividend these issues will be funding.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:32 | 3514838 ParkAveFlasher
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I'm guessing CBs will suddenly start to diversify into corporate bonds very soon then, starting with Apple.

Eventually, it has to get back to the taxpayer.  The taxpayer is quite helpless.  In this case the rapists would penetrate via both the front and back doors. 

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:20 | 3514750 McMolotov
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In 30 years time, Google, Amazon, and Apple will have merged to form Gamazoople...

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:23 | 3514806 Agent P
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Appamagoo

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:26 | 3514817 Mercury
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...another federal agency.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 13:50 | 3514644 q99x2
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They may be around to pay back the 3 year.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 13:52 | 3514645 SDRII
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The end

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 13:54 | 3514651 Dr. Engali
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Fucking sickening. All that cash they are sitting on and they leverage the company up  just to have the pleasure of sucking squiddy's dick. 

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 13:53 | 3514665 Bay of Pigs
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It is kind of remarkable isn't it Doc?

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 13:55 | 3514677 Dr. Engali
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I would say yes, but sadly nothing surprises me any longer with these greedy bastards.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:04 | 3514709 Bay of Pigs
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Im just wondering why the people running AAPL feel the need to do this nonsense when they don't need the money. 

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:13 | 3514733 Dr. Engali
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They don't have to repatriate the billions in cash and pay taxes on it. Instead they leverage the company out to pay a dividend and buy back shares. The sheeple get a few bips and squiddy makes a mint.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:20 | 3514803 rosiescenario
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Share buyback makes the management options valuable....

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:01 | 3514696 fonzannoon
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we buy their products....

none of these giant frauds pay any taxes. It's sickening.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:32 | 3514837 NotApplicable
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Just think, if there weren't taxes, we'd be a lot closer to leveling the playing field.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 13:52 | 3514660 Major Major Major
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What, no 100-year bonds?  Chicken shits.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:33 | 3514841 NotApplicable
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I'm assuming that space is being saved for the BIS, who will use them to "recapitalize" the new system.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 13:55 | 3514662 geewhiz190
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have to wonder if this deal plus Gundlach's record IPO will mark some kind a peak

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 13:54 | 3514663 Crtrvlt
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will apple (via braeburn) buy cds on itself 

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 13:55 | 3514664 Yen Cross
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    So when the bond market blows up, we know where to look for the first mushroom cloud.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:45 | 3514877 W T F II
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What's the $ price of 4's @ a 13 basis, like 37.389 or something..??

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 13:56 | 3514668 Edward Fiatski
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Awesome.

Last chance to goose the muppets, before it all goes downhill. This is Facebook Squared.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 13:54 | 3514674 pods
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You liked this.

 

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 13:53 | 3514669 pods
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Couldn't they just become a bank holding company and borrow from the FED at zilch?

pods

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 13:56 | 3514670 Tortfeasor
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Can't I just finance my iPad at 92 months with 3.5% apr instead?

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 13:57 | 3514678 williambanzai7
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This is actually a tax management scheme. Off shore cash hoard stays off shore.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:02 | 3514716 Edward Fiatski
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We may have a winner here.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:08 | 3514717 Dr. Engali
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Yeah it's a tax play, but more importantly it's Apple caving in and playing ball with Wallstreet. I look forward to the next outside company making a 1984 big brother commercial about Apple and airing it during the stooperbowl .

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 15:02 | 3514859 kito
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I'm with you doc....Ben jamie and Lloyd need La Familia to chase some real yield....a couple of phone calls and ahorse's head in Cook's bed and voila.........

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:23 | 3514818 nonclaim
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Since all production costs are offshore it makes (some) sense that the money stays offshore.

But I can picture a scenario where *headquarters* move offshore (for any reason) and the debt stays with a new "apple.us" branch left to rot.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 18:12 | 3515649 williambanzai7
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Got junked by Corzine.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 13:58 | 3514692 orangegeek
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Why onshore and pay taxes?  Issue bonds and let the lemmings line up for a few bp's.

 

This world just gets more interesting by the day.

 

And government really shows how fucking useless they are becoming.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:01 | 3514698 The Dancer
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This is simply good business under the circumstanes. Look, the system is broken and isn't going to get fixed any time soon.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:06 | 3514723 PontifexMaximus
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The system is not broken at all, as figura shows, on the contrary, it works extremely well.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 13:59 | 3514703 Yen Cross
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     The Japs will be all over this, like a hobo on a ham sandwich.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:00 | 3514710 ivana
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Insane. Totaly insane. This is what happens when you give other peoples money to sick sociopathic bastards. Just check JNK. Gone apeshit

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:03 | 3514722 Inthemix96
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More bollocks.

This firm makes toys for kids that havent grown up yet and is the biggest in the world?

I will take a bet now saying IApple wont be around in ten years.  Who the fuck needs a toy for doing real stuff?  Can an apple plant seeds, till a garden, paint a wall?  Fuck me, all you see is over grown kids wandering around talking to some fucker on a fucking toy and not interacting in the world around them.

Wait till they switch the fuckers off, who knows what ill equipped over grown kids are capable of when their toy doesnt work?  My bet is either mass starvation or mass crying they cannot tweet one an other.

Stupid fucking sheep.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:18 | 3514791 walküre
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I'm with you. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't get that Ishit thingy to pound the 6" round fence posts. Got tired of beating the posts with the Ishit thingy after a while. Makes for a good lunch pad on top the good ole' conventional post pounder. Then I got thinking and wondered if I could use any of the Ishit thingies to attach the farm fence wire to the posts? Nah. Probably won't work either. At least it keeps my tractor's seat dry and occasionally I can use it to take notes and keep records. Not that I wasn't able to do that in the days before Ishit thingies.

My kids are nuts about "Angry Birds" and other nonsense games. So I take them out in the field with me and they can shoot some birds with their pellet rifles and see how angry they get in real life.

Back to my fun in the sun planting for the day when Wall Street gets its ass kicked.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:35 | 3514848 NotApplicable
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Well, they do make good cat toys.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:38 | 3514855 Inthemix96
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Brilliant walkure.

I get irate over Ishit as my older brother (44 years old) has had each and every one of these over priced fucking toys, and never stops gloating how the next one is out in eight months?  Eight fucking months?  I have an old nokia 5510 that still does what I need it for, as in make calls and cannot for the life of me see how a fucking toy can do anything other than distract you from real life.

Maybe thats what they are for, but I know one thing, I expect something that cost the thick end of £500 to last more than eight fucking month????

Sorry bro', you is one stupid fucking sheep, same as this toy making company.  Fucking sheer lunacy.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:42 | 3514868 W T F II
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I 96,

How did Mom separate you two when you rumbled..? Sounds like she had her hands full...!!

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:52 | 3514899 Inthemix96
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WTF II

He is five years older than me and is still as hard now as he was then, good for me he doesnt ZH and know I'm here or he would give me a right fucking hiding.

Still, I call a spade a spade and he is a stupid fucking sheep for buying overpriced eight month obsolete shit for overgrown kids.

Shhhhh, you aint seen me right.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:27 | 3514823 Agent P
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While I agree with you, I will take that bet.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:03 | 3514724 pragmatic hobo
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bernanke's insanity ...

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:08 | 3514734 AvoidingTaxation
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The 5Y seems raisonable to me.... Apple is still better than uncle Sam... and Apple at least sells somenthing and has +120B ...

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:07 | 3514743 ebworthen
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iAm iCracking up with the giddy giggles of someone losing iSanity.

The most cash rich company in iAmerica selling iDebt?

WE HAVE LOST OUR FUCKING MINDS!

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:12 | 3514772 SmallerGovNow2
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They are losing their ass in the stock market though.  This can't be a good sign...

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:39 | 3514858 NotApplicable
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Well, once again, Microsoft did it first.

It's not like they can earn a better rate of return by investing in their business, so they play the finance game, slowly consuming their capital over time, as they pay their employees (and other bills) for doing nothing productive.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:18 | 3514749 Mercury
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 30 Year paper in a tech company whose market cap has fluctuated by roughly $500 billion in the past year, and yielding just under 4%?

Sold to you.

 

Well, going that long is insane in this IR environment period. But as long as AAPL's cash/hedge fund stands behind its debt service (even minus the taxes) what's not to love (relatively speaking), especially on the shorter end?  This thing will be way over-subscribed.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 15:23 | 3515028 poydras
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That 4% is going to look fantastic in 30 years...

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:11 | 3514753 crazyroadlizard
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this sure makes my decision to switch to Android easier - fuck Apple

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:12 | 3514755 gratefultraveller
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iOu's

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:09 | 3514757 Dr. Eldon Tyrell
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End of the brief history of dividends and any future expectation for regular shareholders?
Don't bond holders move to the front of the line?

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:12 | 3514759 Fix It Again Timmy
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This just might bring back Jobs from the dead...

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:16 | 3514777 rockraider3
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Great, Apple issues the iBond.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:19 | 3514787 rockraider3
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Is it the repatriation tax that is keeping money from flowing back to the US?  Or is it foregin capital controls keeping it offshores?

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:22 | 3514801 estrategy
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Are they going to buy back their stock with the $17B offering?  What is the use of cash?  How about buy a carrier?  http://www.deadzones.com

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:39 | 3514861 W T F II
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Maybe AAPL's "cash managers" in the non-descript out of the way offices near Cupertino had some tading glitches and can't find some of the loot..??

ps 30 years in tech is like 3,000 years in sovereigns..!!

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:48 | 3514886 Kirk2NCC1701
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iBond!  Rev.007

Available at a GS Wealth Specialist near you.  Killer deals made discretely.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:48 | 3514893 Juggernaut Nihilism
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Does this mark the low for interest rates?

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:55 | 3514919 tony wilson
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now we know why jobs had to die.

now we know why filhy pig earth rapist al gore and rothschild chums with help from the cia mossad cancer dosed stevie.

he had to die

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 15:38 | 3515109 Kirk2NCC1701
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Ok, I'll bite (that apple):  You must be in a higher orbit... Just what do they hope to accomplish that Steve could or would not do?

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 14:59 | 3514939 pcrs
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They need even more cash?

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 16:50 | 3515380 Albertarocks
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Exactly!  They have at least $100 billion in the bank and they want to borrow money from the public?  And the deal is led by Goldman?  Could the writing on the wall be any clearer than that?  The stock bounces a bit over the next month perhaps, then drops to $250 by year end and AAPL buys their own shares back at half price, on borrowed money.  Still have their cash to boot.  Nice work when you can get it.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 15:15 | 3515008 FieldingMellish
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30yr is the short end in the new normal.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 15:17 | 3515017 poydras
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Smart move...the real question is can they profitibly innovate without Jobs.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 15:35 | 3515081 ParkAveFlasher
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+1 Apparently the innovation has shifted to their balance sheets.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 15:21 | 3515025 Shevva
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It's the R&D costs for the watch phone as someone pointed out above when you can't bring your profits home because of tax it still needs financing.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 16:12 | 3515230 malek
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I really expected Apple to pass the competitors and offer 100y bonds here

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 16:23 | 3515280 Aurora Ex Machina
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Please excuse the spam, but this is an exciting deal.

 

Homburger advised Roche on Financing re Genentech Acquisition March 2009

Homburger advised Roche as to Swiss law in connection with the financing transactions related to its USD 46.8 billion acquisition of the 44% publicly-held interest in Genentech. The transactions included (i) a USD 16.5 billion bond offering, (ii) a combined EUR 11.25 billion and GBP 1.25 billion bond offering, (iii) a CHF 8.0 billion bond offering, and (iv) a USD private placement.

According to media reports at the time, (i) the USD 16.5 billion bond offering was the largest USD-denominated corporate bond sale and the second-largest company bond to date, (ii) the combined EUR 11.25 billion and GBP 1.25 billion bond offering was the largest euro bond financing from a corporate and included the largest single-tranche fixed-rate corporate euro bond and the largest single-tranche sterling corporate bond deal (excluding government-backed issues) to date, and (iii) the CHF 8.0 billion bond offering included the largest Swiss franc corporate bond sale to date.[source]

 

Roche bond deal was about holding the keys to the human genetic grail. This is (allegedly) about consumer electronics and tax.

Apple better be pulling out Star Trek gadgets and a new model of society from their space-ship for this to make sense.

 

Ahh, perhaps I just don't understand anymore...

 

Link dump, in the spirit of 30 years of Apple products to come!:

Russian Energy Minister, Alexandr Novak, and EU Energy Commissioner, Gunther Oettinger, have signed a document for energy cooperation between Russia and the European Union until 2050. The Road Map declares the strategic aim of cooperation is to create a “pan-European energy space.” [source]

Secret Files Reveal Rothschild’s Offshore Domain [source interesting site, and unlike Infowars spam, actually worth a nose around. Certain ZH readers probably already know about it though, hunting for their names to come up]

The United States and ten governments from around the Pacific are meeting yet again to hash out the secret Trans-Pacific Partnership agreement (TPP) on May 15-24 in Lima, Peru. The TPP is one of the worst global threats to the Internet since ACTA. Since the negotiations have been secretive from the beginning, we mainly know what's in the current version of this trade agreement because of a leaked draft [PDF] from February 2011. Based upon that text, some other leaked notes, and the undemocratic nature of the entire process, we have every reason to be alarmed about the copyright enforcement provisions contained in this multinational trade deal.[source the ethos behind CISPA never dies, it just gets renamed]

Of course, the UK is way ahead of the game:

Amateur and professional illustrators and photographers alike will find themselves ensnared by the changes, the result of lobbying by Silicon Valley and radical bureaucrats and academics. The changes are enacted in the sprawling Enterprise and Regulatory Reform Act which received Royal Assent last week, and it marks a huge shift in power away from citizens and towards large US corporations.

How so? Previously, and in most of the world today, ownership of your creation is automatic, and legally considered to be an individual's property. That's enshrined in the Berne Convention and other international treaties, where it's considered to be a basic human right. What this means in practice is that you can go after somebody who exploits it without your permission - even if pursuing them is cumbersome and expensive.[source]

Random history lesson:

The capture of Basra, 5 - 21 November 1914

5 November 1914

The orders given to Brig-General W. S. Delamain - commanding Indian Expeditionary Force 'D' - were to protect the oil refineries, tanks and pipeline at Abadan and cover the landing of reinforcements if these should be required. Only if hostilities with Turkey were to become fact should he try to occupy Basra too, and to do this the rest of the 6th (Poona) Division of the Indian Army would arrive. News came through that Turkey had attacked Russia on the Black Sea coast, and war was declared on this day.[source Naive me just learnt that WWI was about oil, gosh I feel silly, I thought it was about Anarchists and Princes]

 

 

I'll stop now, you know what they say.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 17:33 | 3515550 Pairadimes
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Brought to you by the market-distorting, muppet-raping, life force-sucking antics of the Chairsatan and his overlords. This is one glaring example of how perfectly fucked we are.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 21:29 | 3516222 MoneyChasingReturns
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This money is to be used for Executive Bailouts, the overseas money is to be invested in a loan to Executive Swiss Bank Accounts.

Apple believes it can't borrow on these terms again, its cashflow is compromised by having no relevant products to sell.

iOS developers have learned Android now. Musicians overseas don't use the "Apple Store" for thier income.

Apple Laptops are shiney boxes without relevant "Software". Apple has not Updated the Mac Pro Workstation in several years and its become useless. Apple discontinued all business and server products. Apple lost its core audience of Music Studios and Media Professionals.

Apple Phones are amazing brics with soon to be dying batteries. When the 4s reaches end of battery life the remaining die hards will get a Android/FirefoxOS/Ubuntu mobile.

AAPL now HAS a Cracked Screen, needs help. Replacement too costly. Maybe it can buy Nokia/RIM and get a stock bump?

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 21:59 | 3516291 Aurora Ex Machina
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Apple sells 4 gig RAM (oh, sorry, I meant "Apple Memory Module") for $150. The fact they deliberately renamed an industry standard so the chimps couldn't accidentally price compare easily tells you everything about their business model.

 

Build yourself a cult, rip off the monkeys, but never, ever, ever, think you're above being called on your embarrassingly transparent wank.

 

 

1969 bitches.

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