ADP Private Jobs Plunge, Miss; Fall For Fifth Month In A Row

Tyler Durden's picture

With the March Payroll number printing at a miserable 88K compared to ADP's 158K print, it was only a matter of time before Mark Zandi, still furious from getting the news he won't be the next GSE Tzar, revised the last month's data to 131K as he just did. Concurrently he also announced that the just released April ADP was a huge miss to expectations of 150K, printing at just 119K, or a 31K miss. This was the 5th month in a row of declines excluding the small bounce in February data. It also means that the combined miss to expectations including March (original estimate +200K) and April (estimate 150K) is precisely 100K. This excludes whatever revisions ADP will do to the April number following the even bigger looming NFP miss. Manufacturing jobs? -10,000. Oh yes, anyone looking for seasonally unadjusted ADP data, good luck - keep on looking. In short: yet another atrocious economic data point which however may need the support of the equally horrible sub-49 Mfg ISM due out shortly to take out 1600 in the S&P. 

Aside for the tiny bounce in February, this would be the 5th consecutive drop in the ADP number starting with the November 276K surge, driven purely by the QE4EVA euphoria.

Broken down by job category:

Where the jobs are(n't): anyone still paying attention to Obama's promise to add however many million manufacturing jobs in five years or whatever?

The bulk of jobs created in ultra small and mega large companies. Supposedly. At least until the revision.

 

For the second miss (amassing a 100k miss overall in two months thanks to the revision) in a row...

 

From the press release:

Service-providing jobs increased by 113,000, the weakest pace of growth in seven months. Among the service industries reported by the ADP National Employment Report, trade/transportation/utilities had the largest gain with 29,000 jobs added over the month.

 

Professional/business services followed, adding 20,000 jobs, and financial activities added 7,000 jobs.

 

"During the month of April 2013, U.S. private sector employment increased by 119,000 jobs, representing the slowest pace of expansion since September 2012," said Carlos A. Rodriguez, president and chief executive officer of ADP. "The services sector generated the overwhelming majority of new jobs in April, contributing a total of 113,000, which helped to offset overall softness in the goods-producing sector, which was marked by a loss of 10,000 manufacturing jobs."

 

Mark Zandi, chief economist of Moody’s Analytics, said, “Job growth appears to be slowing in response to very significant fiscal headwinds. Tax increases and government spending cuts are beginning to hit the job market. Job growth has slowed across all industries and most significantly among companies that employ between 20 and 499 workers.”

And the best thing of all: the social-media friendly ADP infographic:

Infographic: ADP National Employment Report Shows Slower Pace of Job Gains; 119,000 Jobs Added in April

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bonzo112358's picture

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thismarketisrigged's picture

ok, so dow should hit the 15,000 mark today and s&p should easily surpass the 1600 mark with this news.

 

 

Silverhog's picture

And Silver gets taken to the woodshed for another butt fuck. Raise those premiums boys!

DavidC's picture

Joe Stiglitz was on Newsnight here in the UK the other evening, going on about how Europe's austerity (which isn't) isn't working, and how it should be stimulating.

It's working well in the US, isn't it Joe?

DavidC

rsnoble's picture

Engineering jobs are in demand. LMFAO.  These motherfuckers are so full of shit. 

Tsar Pointless's picture

Indeed they are full of shit, rsnoble.

I recently was let go from a fairly sizable engineering firm working as an administrative assistant here in Pittsburgh. Business essentially dried up to nothing. It has never been this bad, I was told.

Juggernaut Nihilism's picture

Government jobs are bound to be down again as well. Most federal agencies are still on a hiring freeze.  (I work for the DoD... my department had several engineers we were in the processing of vetting, but all that got put on hold, likely at least until September, due to agency-wide freezes).  So don't expect government hiring to support NFP this Friday.

MilwaukeeMark's picture

Isn't it about time for the guy with the little square mustache to step out of the wings and promise to restore our national honor?

Or was it that dark skinned guy and I just missed it?

d edwards's picture

It was the dark skinned guy four years ago who promised "hope and change."

Same shit, different guy.

King_Julian's picture

That train is never late! Bring on the national socialists! /sarc. I noticed they approved a morning after pill over the counter for 15 year olds= Final solution without the construction jobs. Sick fucks. See where this is going?

Law97's picture

We will get our brutal fascist dictator in due time.  Patience....

ebworthen's picture

Do algos read parenthesis? "ADP Soars! (down)"

If they don't read inside parenthesis it could be bullish.

Of course, if they do read inside parenthesis, it could be bullish as well, because the FED may end all talk of ending QE - which is bad - but it's good.

Time to buy a gallon of milk and some Oreo's.

orangegeek's picture

Must keep pushing US Dollar down.

 

Must keep pushing Euro and Yen up.

 

Must keep US indexes up - Dow down only 24 - we can do this.

 

Tomorrow everyone will forget this awful number.  We don't need no stinking PMI's either.

 

HEAVE!!! HEAVE!!! HEAVE!!!

More_sellers_than_buyers's picture

If all of the numbers are bad, and all of the numbers are fictional, than how bad are things really????  Reminds me of the old days when GE would miss buy a penny and they would crush it.  I remember asking an old wall streeter st the time "why are they killing it? they only missed by a penny? " and he would say,"well if they couldn't fudge it enough not to miss by a penny things must really be bad."

1000 splendid suns's picture

<-- This will end badly.

<-- BFD, everything is fine, quit being so negative.

Quinvarius's picture

Short stocks buy gold.  The latest hedgey fad trade is about to implode.

venturen's picture

We don't need jobs...we have a printer!

Shizzmoney's picture

This is GREAT news for the DJIA; I expect at 75 point uptick thanks to today's news.

Remember, in a usury and rentier's economy, bad news (lower wages, unemployment, low housing sales, even deflation) is GOOD. 

Creditors benefit from deflation (core deflation: wages, clothes, etc) because they can extract more from debtors as they get anted off. 

However, the inflation that the Peter Schiff types talk about is already happening in health care, rent costs, and *real* food (not the fake shit).  Of course he doesn't talk about that, because his clients are the ones benefitting from it.

dontgoforit's picture

OK; so obama wins - destruction of the U.S. via it's economy.  What a eff'n loser.  Shot us all without a gun.

The Second Rule's picture

Hell hath no fury like a Tzar scorned.

yogibear's picture

Bubble Bernanke and the Fed will announce  QE mega.

He intends on inflate equities to make the DOT COM bubble look insignificant.

Strategy:

1.) Jobs don't matter (New Normal) 

2.) Profits don't matter 

Fed will buy up housing, stocks and make the debt disappear by putting it all off balance sheet.

Shizzmoney's picture

RE:

Profits don't matter

It's more like "profits" - because corporations are doing as good as they ever have, but it is all a rouse. 

Basically, it's proifts for the corporate execs and shit sandwiches for the rest of us.  Hence why QE4EVA will continue.

Plus, they can keep printing to infinity because the money they print will never hit the populaces hands anyways.  You kind of need velocity of cash for inflation to take hold.

yogibear's picture

Oh, printing does hit. In the form of higher asset prices.

It funds IPOs in the market, housing. Food.

Law97's picture

That's exactly right.  As long as we keep getting a shit sandwich, the Fed will continue to print.  Of course the printing is exactly WHY we are getting the shit sandwich.  It's like the Fed is saying we are going to fuck you and the worse you feel for being fucked, the more we will keep fucking you.  Sorry for the string of f-bombs, but it's the only way to begin to accurately convey what is happeneing.

shermacman's picture

Recovery Summer Part V, bitchez!!!

NEOSERF's picture

Furloughs bitchez!

dobermangang's picture

The economy is terrible and it's getting worse.  In fact, it's so bad that...... Michelle Obama is no longer proud of her country again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oShTJ90fC34

Edward Fiatski's picture

It's a post-industrial economy, Tyler. :)

/semi-sarc

Hohum's picture

ADP missed expectations?  Well then, it should be 200K+ from the BLS on Friday.

Tombstone's picture

Completely in line with the socialist planned welfare state. 

The Carbonator's picture

Obamacare IS destroying jobs in this country.  Why on earth would anyone want to hire anybody and risk a major medical expense or tax on your business.

Expect IT expenditures to increase as the amount of automation and outsourcing will have to keep pace with the lack of hiring.

Expect more layoffs for those jobs or business that can't automate or outsource to get them UNDER the magic # of Employees that mandates Obamacare.

Just remember, when you get sick and your new Obamacare coverage sucks just thank your Left Wing Progressive Democrats.

Did you read that bill yet Stretch Faced Pelosi?

Trampy's picture

crude oil and soybeans are down bigtime.

this could be my chance to go long December corn @ $5.00.

Nue's picture

Just put on your solid Gold slippers and keep repeating "It's not a recession, it's not a recession, it's not a recession"