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Fed Minutes Leaked Again?

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As everyone knows, the triggerhappy Fed released "by accident" the March FOMC minutes one day ahead of the official time to lobby groups and the banks that it is accountable to. Today, we may have gone two for two, following the potential interception of what appears to be the current meeting's minutes, presented in wordcloud format.

h/t @Not_Jim_Cramer

 

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Wed, 05/01/2013 - 14:26 | 3519028 Godisanhftbot
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 First I thought it was a joke, then I realized....

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 14:29 | 3519050 Dr. Richard Head
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"Weaners" and "Laughter" shows it is indeed real!

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 14:37 | 3519077 nope-1004
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There is no market.  Only headlines and info leaks.  This existence is a pure joke.

 

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 14:36 | 3519099 krispkritter
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Hey, they broke out the 'QEouija' board...it just points up, UP, UP!

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 14:42 | 3519111 Abraxas
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"it just points up, UP, UP!"

To the same direction as S&P. There's only one way it can go.

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 14:46 | 3519140 kaiserhoff
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Truthiness is the best medicine.

What the hell.  We've all got drones following us around anyway.

Could I have some more pentagon cookies, please?

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 14:52 | 3519171 DaveyJones
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who are they leaking on now?

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 14:41 | 3519114 Skateboarder
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Django? Were they talking about the guitarist or the movie (or the python platform)?

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 15:34 | 3519357 LynRobison
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Yeah, and "held to default"? Are they referring to US treasuries?

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 14:40 | 3519119 Againstthelie
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Everyone can check this on his own:

Open your  realtime trading platform.

Make sure you have atomic syncronized accurate clock.

Open the FED homepage with the FOMC statements.

Refresh the page one second after the release x-time. The page will not be updated yet and show no statement - although the charts are already clearly reacting to this new info.

The proove is simple done with the refresh done a second after the x-time. Because this IP-data demanding the refresh of the homepage is sent after the x-time. Therefore if the refreshed homepage does not show the statement, it has not been released officially, while the participants of the banking cartel already are acting to the new information.

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 14:57 | 3519185 Leopold B. Scotch
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Why do I feel so refreshed after reading the comment right above mine?

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 16:03 | 3519497 JackT
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Did you clear your browser cache?  ;)

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 14:45 | 3519129 Jekyll_n_Hyde_Island
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Ouija Board.  Priceless.

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 14:49 | 3519152 CPL
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The illusion will be gone soon and the third eye opens.

 

Then stand back while those in charge knife the shit out of one another.

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 19:17 | 3520279 Petrus Romanus
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I enjoyed seeing "ass-rape maturity" myself. Seems to be a fitting phrase for their policies.

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 14:31 | 3519058 Abraxas
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If it's a joke, it's on us. These people are not stupid, ignorant or clueless. They know exactly how much pain they inflict and they enjoy it. They are bloodthirsty psychopathic monsters.

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 14:54 | 3519182 DaveyJones
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quit cutting them slack

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 15:44 | 3519415 upWising
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Abraxas::

You don't need to candy-coat your comments for the 0-hedge crowd.  We can take it.

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 15:56 | 3519485 caShOnlY
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I thought I so "they are so fucked" in that word cloud

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 14:49 | 3519153 GoldForCash
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It's all one big joke

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 15:49 | 3519447 upWising
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DRINK more alcohol.  (If a little is good, a lot is better).
WATCH more television.  (And don't forget to buy what the commercials tell you to buy).
TAKE your medication as directed.  (Trust anyone in a white coat.)
KEEP shopping.  (If a little is good, a lot is better, and too much is better yet.)

BUT ABOVE ALL.....FAITH AND CONFIDENCE IN THE SYSTEM.
(Remember you can even defend the Homeland from the comfort of your Barcalounger). 

(hat tip to the Firesign Theatre). 

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 19:35 | 3520355 11b40
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We are all just bozo' s on this bus.

Which sector are you defending?

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 16:19 | 3519558 upWising
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DRINK more alcohol.  (If a little is good, a lot is better).
WATCH more television.  (And don't forget to buy what the commercials tell you to buy).
TAKE your medication as directed.  (Trust anyone in a white coat.)
KEEP shopping.  (If a little is good, a lot is better, and too much is better yet.)

BUT ABOVE ALL.....FAITH AND CONFIDENCE IN THE SYSTEM.
(Remember you can even defend the Homeland from the comfort of your Barcalounger). 

(hat tip to the Firesign Theatre). 

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 15:21 | 3519295 freewolf7
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Don't see "plan b" in there.

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 14:29 | 3519033 seek
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"Kevin is fucking this up" - LOL.

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 15:24 | 3519303 IridiumRebel
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Dammit Seer. I thought I had that first. I thought it was real until I read that.

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 14:27 | 3519035 q99x2
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Drug test those bitchez.

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 14:31 | 3519046 fonzannoon
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I will probably get in a lot of trouble for this but here are the fed minutes for next months meeting:

"Here's some more bullshit. Keep eating it up"

 - The fed

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 14:28 | 3519042 slaughterer
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You missed "goldbugs need more pain" "is there more pizza?"  "we can still have Kevin pump AAPL to $600 for the sake of Calpers" "what about that website Zero Hedge?"  "get Gross to sell more volatility and stop writing those wacko notes" "what about Tepper's balls, can we wheel them out again?"

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 14:32 | 3519054 McMolotov
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Where's "Please pass the roast baby?"

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 14:37 | 3519084 akak
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AnAnonymous can help you with that:

taste the citizenism

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 14:38 | 3519096 McMolotov
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I can't begin to tell you how grateful I am that you posted that after I finished lunch.

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 14:43 | 3519134 DOT
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That's the new " Mc Toddler " meal. 

Ni Hao !

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 14:46 | 3519148 SemperFord
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Is that real???

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 14:49 | 3519168 FieldingMellish
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As real as the recovery we are going through.

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 14:51 | 3519174 SemperFord
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Thanks, I was about to abort my lunch

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 17:23 | 3519798 prains
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaakak!

 

wtf?

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 14:36 | 3519083 JJ McApe
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i love how last year some ANALysts praised AAPL to go to 1000 or even one guy had 1111 as price target.

now we are above 400. and the weakest quaters are ahead of us. samsung is eating more and more of the cake. since steve j. died (he may rest in piece) t. cook did nothing but hoarding cash. there is no innovation left. only overpriced gadgedts nobody really needs. google and samsung will destroy aaple more and more. marketshare (the real ones) are fading every day imo.

 

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 14:28 | 3519047 EscapeKey
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No, don't worry. JPM didn't leak it before they emailed it to Bernanke.

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 14:32 | 3519055 buzzsaw99
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omg ^this^ exactly ^this^ +1

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 14:29 | 3519049 101 years and c...
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missing: "FUCK RON PAUL"

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 14:35 | 3519073 kito
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im surprised "tyler durden" wasnt in there.......................

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 14:30 | 3519057 gratefultraveller
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Ben Bernanke to B.O. : "Barry, we have take-off!!! Ehm, uh oh... fuuuuck!!!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN3waJIc574&feature=player_embedded

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 15:00 | 3519203 kaiserhoff
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Crazy angle of climb for a plane that size.  Needs a real investigation.

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 14:33 | 3519060 kito
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ass rape?????....they openly admitted on the record that they are ass raping the entire country???? come on tyler....you almost had me believe....................where is the real word cloud????

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 14:33 | 3519076 Dr. Engali
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They were talking about the little boys that were at the party the night before the meeting.

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 14:37 | 3519101 kito
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wouldnt surprise me...nothing surprises me about the overlords anymore............

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 14:40 | 3519102 Charles Nelson ...
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it's Yellen's specialty, she's a sodomite and masochist.  Apparently she dresses up like John Waters and takes all 1st year Fed male employees to the banker Dungeon.  Bernanke isn't allowed to watch, unless he pays $1000.

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 15:37 | 3519375 howenlink
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Probably a typo.  I think they mean mass-rape.

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 14:33 | 3519064 Dr. Engali
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I didn't see Ron Paul's name in that word cloud.

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 14:34 | 3519087 krispkritter
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Ron Paul = Codename 'Kevin'...

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 14:32 | 3519074 slaughterer
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And this: "stupid savers can always be turned into productive greeters"; "Congress needs some more time to work out their dysfunction, we can enable them"

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 14:36 | 3519081 Godisanhftbot
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 fwiw, post fed ES volume quite low vs pre announce positioning.

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 14:37 | 3519086 Meat Hammer
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"Invade Arizona"?

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 14:40 | 3519105 ebworthen
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"*to reclaim it from Mexico"

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 14:37 | 3519090 ebworthen
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Appears to be a lot of "laughter", no doubt directed at Main Street.

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 14:38 | 3519093 slaughterer
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Nobody is buying the dip until POMO tomorrow.  

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 14:42 | 3519116 slaughterer
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"Django"?  "weaners"?  "wean this"?  WTF?

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 14:51 | 3519162 kito
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they are weaning the country from consciousness in preparation for the failure of plan A.........................................

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 14:40 | 3519120 fonzannoon
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slaughterer 50k jobs tomorrow....100 bil/mo QE starting June?

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 15:18 | 3519279 IridiumRebel
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I don't think we can stand to wait that long! What if....if....if the market goes down?

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 14:43 | 3519121 mattdubz86
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Can someone call yahoo/Wsj/FT and tell them that the fed isn't unwinding and isn't slowning and STFU

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 14:41 | 3519122 SheepDog-One
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I found the part about 'ass-rape' to be the most relevant.

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 14:43 | 3519123 no life
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Tranny Porn

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 14:44 | 3519127 electricgorilla
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There's a shitload of nickels in front of that steamroller....Go long?

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 14:45 | 3519138 FieldingMellish
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No mention of Corzine?

 

I was wondering why the PMs were taken down today (during an Asian and European holiday, there's a surprise). Now I see why. Of course they leaked the minutes. Hell, the banks wrote the minutes and told their employee BB to read them.

 

Ass-rape is too subtle for what they are doing.

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 14:52 | 3519179 FieldingMellish
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Surprise of surprises... gold recovers. Back over $1460. Buy on dips if you can and FOCUS on the goal.

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 14:44 | 3519141 The Dancer
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No news here...just more White Shoe theft!

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 14:48 | 3519147 semperfi
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The FED minutes are ALWAYS leaked - just a matter of degree each time.

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 14:50 | 3519157 semperfi
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ok, so I commented before I read it - duh

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 14:46 | 3519149 Silverhog
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I'm surprised, no mention of SBD or dingle berries. 

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 14:48 | 3519163 W T F II
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Doucheingenuous...!!

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 14:49 | 3519166 Inthemix96
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Once again I be shocked.

Fucking shaken to my core that insider trading is going on.

Pass the sick bag bitchez, this is a fucking joke.

Once a fucking gain.

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 14:51 | 3519175 The Dancer
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Why, I think that Bernak should go on and bail out JCP for his fellow scum!!!!

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 14:58 | 3519201 DaveyJones
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I noticed "unemployment" and "manufacturing" are close together

perhaps manufacturing refers to their policies

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 14:58 | 3519209 marcusfenix
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"the can will travel further"

no, the can can not travel any further, only the propaganda double think that the can is still traveling remains.

the real can stopped traveling back in 2008 when it got kicked over the cliff and went smash on the rocks below. now, all they are doing is printing cans and kicking them off the cliff, over and over and over so as to present the illusion that the can is still, in fact, moving.

sad actually, when they have to put that much effort into maintaining the illusion that the can kicking is still viable.

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 15:04 | 3519230 Spastica Rex
Wed, 05/01/2013 - 15:18 | 3519270 DaveyJones
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does this mean they are going to blow off our fingers or burn down our trailers?

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 15:30 | 3519346 W T F II
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My prediction: Django WILL rise up and slay ALL the "Massuhs"....

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 15:14 | 3519261 Bunga Bunga
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No shit.

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 15:14 | 3519268 IridiumRebel
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"Kevin is fucking this up."

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 15:28 | 3519332 They Tried to S...
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Kevn Spacey...

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 15:37 | 3519377 brucyy
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Obama 

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 22:00 | 3520857 Barry Zuckerkorn
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Get your shit together, Kevin.

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