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Fed Minutes Leaked Again?
As everyone knows, the triggerhappy Fed released "by accident" the March FOMC minutes one day ahead of the official time to lobby groups and the banks that it is accountable to. Today, we may have gone two for two, following the potential interception of what appears to be the current meeting's minutes, presented in wordcloud format.
h/t @Not_Jim_Cramer
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First I thought it was a joke, then I realized....
"Weaners" and "Laughter" shows it is indeed real!
There is no market. Only headlines and info leaks. This existence is a pure joke.
Hey, they broke out the 'QEouija' board...it just points up, UP, UP!
"it just points up, UP, UP!"
To the same direction as S&P. There's only one way it can go.
Truthiness is the best medicine.
What the hell. We've all got drones following us around anyway.
Could I have some more pentagon cookies, please?
who are they leaking on now?
Django? Were they talking about the guitarist or the movie (or the python platform)?
Yeah, and "held to default"? Are they referring to US treasuries?
Everyone can check this on his own:
Open your realtime trading platform.
Make sure you have atomic syncronized accurate clock.
Open the FED homepage with the FOMC statements.
Refresh the page one second after the release x-time. The page will not be updated yet and show no statement - although the charts are already clearly reacting to this new info.
The proove is simple done with the refresh done a second after the x-time. Because this IP-data demanding the refresh of the homepage is sent after the x-time. Therefore if the refreshed homepage does not show the statement, it has not been released officially, while the participants of the banking cartel already are acting to the new information.
Why do I feel so refreshed after reading the comment right above mine?
Did you clear your browser cache? ;)
Ouija Board. Priceless.
The illusion will be gone soon and the third eye opens.
Then stand back while those in charge knife the shit out of one another.
I enjoyed seeing "ass-rape maturity" myself. Seems to be a fitting phrase for their policies.
If it's a joke, it's on us. These people are not stupid, ignorant or clueless. They know exactly how much pain they inflict and they enjoy it. They are bloodthirsty psychopathic monsters.
quit cutting them slack
Abraxas::
You don't need to candy-coat your comments for the 0-hedge crowd. We can take it.
I thought I so "they are so fucked" in that word cloud
It's all one big joke
DRINK more alcohol. (If a little is good, a lot is better).
WATCH more television. (And don't forget to buy what the commercials tell you to buy).
TAKE your medication as directed. (Trust anyone in a white coat.)
KEEP shopping. (If a little is good, a lot is better, and too much is better yet.)
BUT ABOVE ALL.....FAITH AND CONFIDENCE IN THE SYSTEM.
(Remember you can even defend the Homeland from the comfort of your Barcalounger).
(hat tip to the Firesign Theatre).
We are all just bozo' s on this bus.
Which sector are you defending?
DRINK more alcohol. (If a little is good, a lot is better).
WATCH more television. (And don't forget to buy what the commercials tell you to buy).
TAKE your medication as directed. (Trust anyone in a white coat.)
KEEP shopping. (If a little is good, a lot is better, and too much is better yet.)
BUT ABOVE ALL.....FAITH AND CONFIDENCE IN THE SYSTEM.
(Remember you can even defend the Homeland from the comfort of your Barcalounger).
(hat tip to the Firesign Theatre).
Don't see "plan b" in there.
"Kevin is fucking this up" - LOL.
Dammit Seer. I thought I had that first. I thought it was real until I read that.
Drug test those bitchez.
I will probably get in a lot of trouble for this but here are the fed minutes for next months meeting:
"Here's some more bullshit. Keep eating it up"
- The fed
You missed "goldbugs need more pain" "is there more pizza?" "we can still have Kevin pump AAPL to $600 for the sake of Calpers" "what about that website Zero Hedge?" "get Gross to sell more volatility and stop writing those wacko notes" "what about Tepper's balls, can we wheel them out again?"
Where's "Please pass the roast baby?"
AnAnonymous can help you with that:
taste the citizenism
I can't begin to tell you how grateful I am that you posted that after I finished lunch.
That's the new " Mc Toddler " meal.
Ni Hao !
Is that real???
As real as the recovery we are going through.
Thanks, I was about to abort my lunch
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaakak!
wtf?
i love how last year some ANALysts praised AAPL to go to 1000 or even one guy had 1111 as price target.
now we are above 400. and the weakest quaters are ahead of us. samsung is eating more and more of the cake. since steve j. died (he may rest in piece) t. cook did nothing but hoarding cash. there is no innovation left. only overpriced gadgedts nobody really needs. google and samsung will destroy aaple more and more. marketshare (the real ones) are fading every day imo.
No, don't worry. JPM didn't leak it before they emailed it to Bernanke.
omg ^this^ exactly ^this^ +1
missing: "FUCK RON PAUL"
im surprised "tyler durden" wasnt in there.......................
Ben Bernanke to B.O. : "Barry, we have take-off!!! Ehm, uh oh... fuuuuck!!!!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN3waJIc574&feature=player_embedded
Crazy angle of climb for a plane that size. Needs a real investigation.
ass rape?????....they openly admitted on the record that they are ass raping the entire country???? come on tyler....you almost had me believe....................where is the real word cloud????
They were talking about the little boys that were at the party the night before the meeting.
wouldnt surprise me...nothing surprises me about the overlords anymore............
it's Yellen's specialty, she's a sodomite and masochist. Apparently she dresses up like John Waters and takes all 1st year Fed male employees to the banker Dungeon. Bernanke isn't allowed to watch, unless he pays $1000.
Probably a typo. I think they mean mass-rape.
I didn't see Ron Paul's name in that word cloud.
Ron Paul = Codename 'Kevin'...
And this: "stupid savers can always be turned into productive greeters"; "Congress needs some more time to work out their dysfunction, we can enable them"
fwiw, post fed ES volume quite low vs pre announce positioning.
"Invade Arizona"?
"*to reclaim it from Mexico"
Appears to be a lot of "laughter", no doubt directed at Main Street.
Nobody is buying the dip until POMO tomorrow.
"Django"? "weaners"? "wean this"? WTF?
they are weaning the country from consciousness in preparation for the failure of plan A.........................................
slaughterer 50k jobs tomorrow....100 bil/mo QE starting June?
I don't think we can stand to wait that long! What if....if....if the market goes down?
Can someone call yahoo/Wsj/FT and tell them that the fed isn't unwinding and isn't slowning and STFU
I found the part about 'ass-rape' to be the most relevant.
Tranny Porn
There's a shitload of nickels in front of that steamroller....Go long?
No mention of Corzine?
I was wondering why the PMs were taken down today (during an Asian and European holiday, there's a surprise). Now I see why. Of course they leaked the minutes. Hell, the banks wrote the minutes and told their employee BB to read them.
Ass-rape is too subtle for what they are doing.
Surprise of surprises... gold recovers. Back over $1460. Buy on dips if you can and FOCUS on the goal.
No news here...just more White Shoe theft!
The FED minutes are ALWAYS leaked - just a matter of degree each time.
ok, so I commented before I read it - duh
I'm surprised, no mention of SBD or dingle berries.
Doucheingenuous...!!
Once again I be shocked.
Fucking shaken to my core that insider trading is going on.
Pass the sick bag bitchez, this is a fucking joke.
Once a fucking gain.
Why, I think that Bernak should go on and bail out JCP for his fellow scum!!!!
I noticed "unemployment" and "manufacturing" are close together
perhaps manufacturing refers to their policies
"the can will travel further"
no, the can can not travel any further, only the propaganda double think that the can is still traveling remains.
the real can stopped traveling back in 2008 when it got kicked over the cliff and went smash on the rocks below. now, all they are doing is printing cans and kicking them off the cliff, over and over and over so as to present the illusion that the can is still, in fact, moving.
sad actually, when they have to put that much effort into maintaining the illusion that the can kicking is still viable.
Django!
does this mean they are going to blow off our fingers or burn down our trailers?
My prediction: Django WILL rise up and slay ALL the "Massuhs"....
No shit.
"Kevin is fucking this up."
Kevn Spacey...
Obama
Get your shit together, Kevin.