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"You've Reached Your Slice Limit Mayor Bloomberg" - The Food Police Meets The Pizza Nazi

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After months of legislating soda sizes and steak rarenesses it seems the food police have finally met their match. As The Daily Currant "reports", in protest over the proposed soda ban in NY, the owners of Collegno's Pizzeria in Brooklyn refused to serve Mayor Michael Bloomberg a second slice of pizza during an informal lunch meeting. Ripped from the scripts of Seinfeld, or Pulp Fiction, or, appropriately enough, The Onion, when Bloomberg requested the second slice, the owner retorted, "I'm sorry sir, we can't do that. You've reached your personal slice limit." The exchange quickly escalated with the Mayor dropping f-bombs and the restaurant's owner climaxing with, "there's nothing I can do; maybe you could go to several restaurants and get one slice at each. At least that way you're walking. You know, burning calories." A fuming Bloomberg left the pizzeria and finished his meeting (and more pizza) at a rival restaurant.

Via The Daily Currant:

"Hey, could I get another pepperoni over here?" Bloomberg asked owner Antonio Benito.

 

"I'm sorry sir," he replied, "we can't do that. You've reached your personal slice limit."

 

Mayor Bloomberg, not accustomed to being challenged, assumed that the owner was joking.

 

"OK, that's funny," he remarked, "because of the soda thing ... No come on. I'm not kidding. I haven't eaten all morning, just send over another pepperoni."

 

"I'm sorry sir. We're serious," Benito insisted. "We've decided that eating more than one piece isn't healthy for you, and so we're forbidding you from doing it."

 

"Look jackass," Bloomberg retorted, his anger boiling, "I fucking skipped breakfast this morning just so I could eat four slices of your pizza. Don't be a schmuck, just get back to the kitchen and bring out some fucking pizza, okay."

 

"I'm sorry sir, there's nothing I can do," the owner repeated. "Maybe you could go to several restaurants and get one slice at each. At least that way you're walking. You know, burning calories."

 

Witnesses say a fuming Bloomberg and a bemused Liu did indeed walk down the street to a rival pizzeria , ordered another slice and finished their meeting.

P.S. since there may be some confusion about The Daily Currant's "Onionesque" qualities, we should probably suggest that there is a "modest" element of satire to this piece. Which of course means there is a substantial amount of implicit truth.

 


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Thu, 05/02/2013 - 22:23 | Link to Comment holdbuysell
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No more slices for you!

NEXT!

LOL

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 22:25 | Link to Comment ACP
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Speaking of Nanny-B, how long until buys a billion of these to track the unruly citizens of NY?

Fly-sized DRONE:

http://www.csmonitor.com/Science/2013/0502/Flight-of-the-RoboBee-Tiny-ho...

 

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 22:29 | Link to Comment Sockeye
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Next time I'm in NY I will make a point of visiting this restaurant.

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 22:31 | Link to Comment jcaz
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Yep- Antonio is my new hero- how's THEM balls taste, Mike?

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 00:03 | Link to Comment true brain
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Really smart move, that pizza place is going to be an iconic place soon. THat move is worth millions in advertising dollars. Good job Mr.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 00:08 | Link to Comment HulkHogan
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Yep. All those kids going to college to get a job in Marketing, this is how Marketing is done. Take note.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 00:53 | Link to Comment dryam
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Next time there needs to be video.  It would go viral & within 24 hours the restaurant would be overwelmed with new business.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 01:41 | Link to Comment Precious
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"Hey Motherfucker.  I skipped breakfast and lunch.  Now give me that fucking 36 oz coke before you end up in a fresh barrel of mortar."  - Tony Sopranostein

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 06:16 | Link to Comment negative rates
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You better have a talk with the carbonator first. The faster you live, the faster you die.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 00:21 | Link to Comment DeadFred
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How many times will he be stopped and frisked in the near future? Inquiring minds are wondering. Somebody report back in a month or two whether he's still looking feisty or if he looks like he's been through too many cavity searches. I will be curious to see.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 05:08 | Link to Comment pine_marten
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The stop & frisk thing is much more sinister than many think.  The cops trick the young black & hispanic kids into pulling out their little bags of weed (usually) and then because of the way the pot decrim laws are written there it becomes a criminal offense.  And just like that - poof - no student loans for you plus a criminal record that bars employment most of the time.  Too bad the pizzeria owner didn't spill a pot of boiling coffee on the facist prick.

 

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 06:54 | Link to Comment Moe Howard
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No student loans? Isn't that a reward, not a punishment?

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 22:33 | Link to Comment Sockeye
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Snopes says false: http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/bloombergpizza.asp
Still funny though.

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 22:41 | Link to Comment palmereldritch
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Regardless, I'll take that kind of a pizza party over a tea party anyday

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 23:00 | Link to Comment palmereldritch
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LOL  Keep it current people....

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 23:54 | Link to Comment FEDbuster
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Maybe the "No Pizza for YOU!!" story is fiction, but there are over 30 gun manufacturers that are refusing to sell any of their weapons to any government agency located in New York.  So, "No Barrett 50 BMGs for YOU, Mayor Fuckface!!" is the truth.  

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 00:03 | Link to Comment Manthong
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A thing of beauty, if true..

Now , if  they could only do that effectively to the state legislature…

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 00:24 | Link to Comment FEDbuster
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They have, now the number of gun companies refusing to sell to .gov agencies in anti-gun states is 140 and growing.  Here is a list and their policy statements (btw Barrett is number 1 on the list):

http://www.thepoliceloophole.com/

Ronnie Barrett's (a true defender of the Second Amendment) statement: http://barrett.net/news/11

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 00:55 | Link to Comment Manthong
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imo.. those who share customer status understand

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 02:38 | Link to Comment Flagit
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so, what...the police have to start using the hollow points dhs just bought because no manufactures will deal with them?

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 08:52 | Link to Comment FEDbuster
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They already have hollowpoints in their guns. 

Read Ronnie Barrett's statement referenced above.  Paraphrasing, if citizens can't have our guns, neither can anti-Second Amendment governments. 

May Bloomberg drown in a vat of high fructose corn syrup, after being waterboarded with diet Coke.

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 23:33 | Link to Comment angel_of_joy
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A tea party had been the starting point of what later will become the USA.

So far, nothing came out of any pizza party, except some dirty walls...

QED

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 07:48 | Link to Comment Oleander
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There actually is a Pizza Party. They were listed at the Ma. Primary.  There are quite a few obscure parties, but anyone designated as a member of one of these parties could not vote. I sat there for 13 hrs for 170 voters. Piss poor turn out. 

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 22:51 | Link to Comment Buckaroo Banzai
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Snopes can go fuck itself.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 00:01 | Link to Comment LetThemEatRand
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Sorry, not true.  It's on Snopes that they cannot go fuck themselves.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 00:17 | Link to Comment perchprism
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But you can go fuck yourself in the mouth, commie.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 00:36 | Link to Comment LetThemEatRand
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Ironically, you are fucking yourself in your mouth by uparrowing youself.  Do you have self-confidence issues?

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 09:53 | Link to Comment pine_marten
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All this acrimony and harsh rhetoric is harshing my buzzzzzzz

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 00:15 | Link to Comment El Oregonian
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Snopes!?! Now that's effing funny! I didn't think anyone still "Checked with Snopes" on anything... The Mikkelson's are a pair of idiot nobody's. Barbara and Gregg Mikkelson have absolutely NO investigative experience. Snopes! Hahahahahaha....

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 07:01 | Link to Comment francis_sawyer
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Snopes... Yet another pair of jews chromosomed with an unfettering desire, [amateur in this case], to bring truth to the world...

~~~

As for Bloomberg... Sarc or no sarc, it's pretty much a slam dunk that a jew like him would not take kindly to Nazi's [pizza or otherwise]... Jews hate Nazi's [except ~ of course, when they get to play the role of Nazi themselves... At that point it becomes a national pastime]...

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 08:03 | Link to Comment Chuck Walla
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 of course, when they get to play the role of Nazi themselves.

Soros' pager just went off...

FORWARD SOVIET!

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 07:13 | Link to Comment Cloud9.5
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Snopes seems a little biased to me.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 08:57 | Link to Comment eatapeach
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Snopes is shit

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:00 | Link to Comment kchrisc
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Goodluck with that, as my bets are on them not being around in a year or so.

Be it health "violations," non-renewal of business "permit," drug raid, kiddie porn raid, etc. they will probably be gone by this time next year.                       hujel

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 22:30 | Link to Comment Eireann go Brach
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He should have slapped mayor fuckface Bloomberg in the face with a pizza slice!

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 23:56 | Link to Comment The Carbonator
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Assault Pizza

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 02:33 | Link to Comment Rogue Trooper
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This has got to stop for the sake of the children.

No one needs more than one slice.

 

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 06:58 | Link to Comment NoDebt
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High capacity semi-automatc pepperoni.  Outlawed in NY.  7 slices per pizza maximum.

You don't need more than 7 slices to kill your hunger.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 08:35 | Link to Comment hapless
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When I'm on a diet I cut my pizza into just 2 slices.

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 22:24 | Link to Comment Payne
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What a hero.  See how long the health dept takes to harass him into submission.

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 22:34 | Link to Comment wee-weed up
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If this is true...

this guy's a national hero!

And we need to proclaim him so!

Fuck you, BloomTurd!

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 00:03 | Link to Comment LetThemEatRand
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You know what they say about good fiction like 1984.  You can't make this shit up.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 02:37 | Link to Comment Rogue Trooper
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If they actually set Statist hounds onto his business to try and fuck him up that would turn on Bloomcunt.  It would go viray and get on the MSM.

He would be a national hero folks are waiting for this kind of thing.

I hope some cock-sucking sycophant decides to do it to impress the Boss.

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 22:32 | Link to Comment Pure Evil
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Well worth it to tell a limo fascist dictator to shove it up his ass.

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 22:43 | Link to Comment howenlink
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I wish the damn ammo manufacturers that are supplying DHS would eat at Collegno's!

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 01:42 | Link to Comment Monedas
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Pubic hairs were found on his big gulps and his anchovies smelt like Janet Reno's knickers !

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 06:27 | Link to Comment S5936
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Hey Benito , I gotta letter here for you from the US Treasury.

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 22:26 | Link to Comment beavertails
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I used to go to a place that advertised One for One Pizza in Montreal.  Your order one, you only got one.  It was an original concept I must say.  It has long been closed.  Guess they moved to New York.

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 22:46 | Link to Comment msamour
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I Live in Ottawa, and I can tell you the 1 for 1 chain is alive in wwell on the Quebec side, there are at lest 4 franchises that I know of near Ottawa. Cheers!

 

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 22:27 | Link to Comment whoopsing
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" Get used to it" ...Bloomburg the half-pint...

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 22:28 | Link to Comment Seer
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Loved it!

Maybe post a sign stating: "We reserve the right to refuse service to politicians."

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 22:28 | Link to Comment Oldwood
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Social engineering is really only intended for the little people.

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 22:31 | Link to Comment oddball
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Not this time.  Fuck you bloomberg! hahahhahahhahah

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 22:29 | Link to Comment Firing Pin
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Isn't "The Daily Currant" a satire site?  

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 22:31 | Link to Comment Alpo for Granny
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Yes it is. They also have an article on the site that states that Cindy Sheehan is calling for an invasion of Syria. lol

Their satire are not as obvious as The Onion though...

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 22:32 | Link to Comment Room 101
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I believe it is.  Sort of like the Onion. 

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 22:46 | Link to Comment Major Major Major
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Yes, yes it is.  However, it won't stop North Korea from picking up the story and saying that the US is in such bad shape that even politicians can only get one slice.

 

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/compost/post/state-run-newspaper-picks-up-onion-kim-jong-un-hoax/2012/11/27/cad5c42c-38a2-11e2-b01f-5f55b193f58f_blog.html

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 22:37 | Link to Comment HD
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Not at all.  Tomorrow they will report that Bloomberg had a change of heart and now agrees with the Pizza Nazi. An expanded "Stop and Frisk" that will now include pizza toppings.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 08:41 | Link to Comment swmnguy
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Yes, it is.  As a Minnesotan, I'm getting a big kick out of the story, "Michele Bachmann Accidentally Embarks on Gay Cruise."  "Anthony Weiner: ‘I Have A Hard-On’ For New York City" is a good headline, too.

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 22:43 | Link to Comment Turin Turambar
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Thank you Pizza Nazi.  You made my day!  ROFLMFAO!

For those who aren't aware, this is a satire piece.  It didn't happen.  Still, it made my day!

 

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 22:30 | Link to Comment A. Magnus
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Take THAT Doucheberg, you arrogant little fuckhobbit!!! Eat a bag of dicks with your pepperoni pizza, you commie little Napoleonic FUCK!!! Fucking little sociopath piece-of-shit banker ball-licking cocksucker!!! Eat shit and die you FUCK!!!

Thank God that SOMEBODY in New York still has a functional set of balls left!

Signed,

A New York Expat

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 23:03 | Link to Comment TSA gropee
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Now that's funny no matter what way you slice it. +1

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 00:09 | Link to Comment freedogger
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On behalf of fuckhobbits, douchebergs, bag of dick eaters, commies, napoleonics, and ball-licking cocksuckers the world over, I would just like to say we find the comparison of Bloomberg to our peoples to be deeply offensive. 

Piece-of-shit banker was an apt comparison and wholey appropriate.

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 22:31 | Link to Comment Hubbs
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I love it!

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 22:32 | Link to Comment seek
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Thu, 05/02/2013 - 22:34 | Link to Comment buzzsaw99
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Funny. One of these days it will be for real.

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 22:34 | Link to Comment hubris
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Unfortunately, the story is not true. It originally appeared in a satirical newspaper and was mistaken for an actual event.

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 22:34 | Link to Comment Gamma735
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More people need to tell Mayor Bloomberg, "No".

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 22:35 | Link to Comment LetThemEatRand
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Anyone else notice that Bloomberg was a brilliant capitalist before he started telling everyone what to do?   Funny how that works, but don't tell the Rand set.

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 22:36 | Link to Comment A. Magnus
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You mean when the White Shoe boys allowed him to farm out his actual business skills so he could shake the usual suspects down for extra protection money?

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 22:47 | Link to Comment Totentänzerlied
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You mean before he won the first of three really quite fair popular elections?

NY libs put the gun in his hand, NY libs cheered when he pulled the trigger.

He didn't "start telling everyone what to do", he was elected mayor of that shithole fair and square. As usual, the plebs create their own problems. No one forced them to vote for that asshole one, two, or three times.

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 22:54 | Link to Comment LetThemEatRand
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Funny how that works.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 00:20 | Link to Comment perchprism
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Fuck you in the mouth, commie.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 00:24 | Link to Comment LetThemEatRand
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Smithers busy tonight?

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 00:01 | Link to Comment A. Magnus
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Yeah right, like they have the physical ballot evidence of THAT actually happening stored somewhere. *Rolls eyes.*

You don't know how the world really works, do ya Sparky? Next you're going to tell me that Baghdad Bob was a fountain of objective truth...

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 00:05 | Link to Comment LetThemEatRand
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Yes it's rigged, but he was validly elected by the sheep of New York.  For some reason most people believe that good capitalists (or charismatic tyrants like Putin) make good leaders.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 00:21 | Link to Comment perchprism
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Eat shit, faggio.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 00:23 | Link to Comment LetThemEatRand
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Brilliant, like your ideology.

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 23:09 | Link to Comment tmosley
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So?  Satan was the greatest angel.  That doesn't mean that Christianity is evil.

My car used to be clean, then it became dirty.  That doesn't mean I should never clean it.

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 23:31 | Link to Comment LetThemEatRand
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I won't engage in a religious discussion here, but Christianity is used for evil quite often.   Certainly by those in charge of it.  No one expects the Spanish Inquisition, or Atlas Shrugged.

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 23:55 | Link to Comment WAMO556
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Really? I find your comment vexing.

Is Christian religion evil

Or..

The men who ply their tyrannical views of what Christianity should be evil. Because if religion is evil, then ethics, stoics, Hindus, zorasters, Muslims, Buddhists and every other organized grouping of people's who ever believed in the absurd are evil too.

Vexing, very vexing!

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 00:16 | Link to Comment LetThemEatRand
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To set the record straight, I do not believe that Christianity is evil.  Quite the opposite.  But many evil people use religion as their tool.  And right or wrong, I believe many of those most evil people in humanity identify themselves by religious affiliation and use religion to gain support.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 08:08 | Link to Comment WAMO556
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Man is created by Providence

Man creates science "In Search of"* Providence, for god or anything else.

Providence can not be measured, quantified or categorized. Since god can not be detected by any of the five senses, there can only be one conclusion.

God is dead.

New religion of atheistic progressive (regressive) humanism where millions of humans are liquidated.

Atheism is the new religion, but with no moral base code to limit aggression and deny chivalry and bury the Golden rule under fiat.

* In Search Of - with Leonard Nimoy hosts investigations of the paranormal but never found anything.

Sat, 05/04/2013 - 00:41 | Link to Comment MeelionDollerBogus
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What utter nonsense. Atheism is non-religion. It’s a lack of belief matching a lack of evidence. Religion & faith are a lack of evidence turned to an affirmed belief in the impossible. Atheism is the one thing that can’t ever be religion.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 00:16 | Link to Comment IridiumRebel
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Christianity is also incredibly charitable.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 00:39 | Link to Comment LetThemEatRand
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I didn't down arrow you, but where did I say otherwise?  Humans tend to tribes and teams.  Religion unfortunately appeals to the same instinct.  Doesn't mean that religion itself is bad, but if you don't see how religion is used to manipulate people then we can't have a meaningful conversation.

Sat, 05/04/2013 - 00:41 | Link to Comment MeelionDollerBogus
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Ya, that christian Vatican is very charitable to itself. Look at all that gold and silver, much of which was ‘donated’ by the Spanish inquisition, by raids of South America. So generous.

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 22:35 | Link to Comment JohnG
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Bwaaaahahahahahhahahha!!

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 22:35 | Link to Comment Diablo
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ahem: http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/bloombergpizza.asp

look like ZH is becoming a satire site too.

 

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 22:38 | Link to Comment mayhem_korner
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As opposed to...?

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 22:38 | Link to Comment Tyler Durden
Thu, 05/02/2013 - 22:41 | Link to Comment LetThemEatRand
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Meat Loaf is underrated.

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 22:48 | Link to Comment Jim in MN
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But doubly blessed.

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 22:56 | Link to Comment LetThemEatRand
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And the people of New York are prayin' for the end of time....

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 00:24 | Link to Comment perchprism
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They're praying to end their time with you, you commie piece of shit.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 00:25 | Link to Comment LetThemEatRand
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Now I've seen the light.  Thank you for your cogent analysis, and for expressing the full content of your mental ability.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 03:38 | Link to Comment Cobra
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Guy, you've got your own troll!

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 01:00 | Link to Comment buzzardsluck
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I had to neg for the link, sorry, but laughter won't get shit done.

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 22:39 | Link to Comment LetThemEatRand
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I'm going to go out a limb and say this one was posted by Meat Loaf.  He would do anything for love.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 08:44 | Link to Comment swmnguy
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Yeah, but he wouldn't do that.

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 22:51 | Link to Comment mayhem_korner
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Antonio gets this year's Tim Thomas award.

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 22:39 | Link to Comment nmewn
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I can envision/fantasize it.

Cept I would give it to him, after sliding it across the greasy floor, throwing it into the garbage can next to the pot washer, shake it off...then I would ask..."How was it Mayor?"

He would answer..."Best I ever tasted!"

As it should be ;-) 

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 22:44 | Link to Comment Catullus
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You should tell every fat ass cop that can barely squeeze into their combat armor that because youre forced to pay for their healthcare as part of their generous pension package negotiated by their Oh So Wonderful Union that they're not allowed pizza, donuts, coke heavy, or more than one packet of sugar for their coffee.

Then buy a lot more insurance on your business because they'll probably get their pig friends to burn your place to the ground.

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 22:45 | Link to Comment lolmao500
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In other news, the Chicoms are at it again.

http://english.kyodonews.jp/news/2013/05/223065.html

3 Chinese surveillance ships spotted near Senkakus
Thu, 05/02/2013 - 22:45 | Link to Comment buzzsaw99
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I would serve him ass burgers if he came to my joint.

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 23:45 | Link to Comment WAMO556
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With a little bit of SPIT mayonaisse!

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 22:56 | Link to Comment lolmao500
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All restaurants in NYC shouldn't serve any of these fucks nor deliver to government buildings. Same goes for restaurants in DC.

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 22:56 | Link to Comment 123rainier
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Made my day!!

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 22:56 | Link to Comment Yellowhoard
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It would almost be worth blowing my entire retirement to buy a restaurant in NY just to fuck with that asshole.

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 23:04 | Link to Comment Cmatt
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The power to control is great, as long as your the one controlling, and not being controlled.

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 23:05 | Link to Comment gratefultraveller
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America today - moar panem, moar circenses

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 23:56 | Link to Comment Arthur
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ha ha.  The post is a month and a day late.

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 23:14 | Link to Comment Floodmaster
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Mayor Bloomberg:: S.U.V.’s and old diesel vehicles must be heavily tax, or completely ban,these ugly things have nothing todo in a city center.

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 23:21 | Link to Comment NoWayJose
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Laws are for the 99%, not for the elite 1%...

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 23:40 | Link to Comment pigs-n-space
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So, how dose it feel meister burger ,go eat shit.  Whats good for the goose is good for the gander...... do as I say not as I do.  what the fuck ever.  

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 23:44 | Link to Comment Northern Lights
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My name is Daniel Lugo................................and I believe in fitness!

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 23:52 | Link to Comment LongBallsShortBrains
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Tyler would have given him some pepperoni sauce. Extra cheese for the mayor!!!!!

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 23:58 | Link to Comment Fix It Again Timmy
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Napolean defeated! Gets bitch-slapped at a pizzeria....

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 23:59 | Link to Comment web bot
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Liberals and champaign socialists... so hypocritical... they think they can legisltate human behavior for everyone else... When you find the ruling class focused on nonsense like this, you know we're in some serious trouble.

 

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 00:11 | Link to Comment IridiumRebel
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My nights been made.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 00:24 | Link to Comment Manic by Proxy
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New York occupants elected Bloomberg. They richly deserve loss of liberty and freedom. It would be worth applauding watching DHS stormtroopers perp walking these knuckle-dragging mouth-breathers to a local FEMA Daycare and Deathwatch    Re-education Emporium and Lending Library.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 00:29 | Link to Comment q99x2
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Pizza mafia is very powerful in NYC.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 00:30 | Link to Comment Mr. Magoo
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If it is true, you know that scumbag authoritarian low life  will bring his police state bearing down on an independent business owner who supposedly still has freedom of speech

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 00:38 | Link to Comment U4 eee aaa
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If they do drive him out of town, I'm sure there are many cities that will welcome him with open arms

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 00:37 | Link to Comment U4 eee aaa
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Ahhh justice, I love it when you pull a NINJA attack!

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 01:09 | Link to Comment bankonzhongguo
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Just remember this country had a revolution to get rid of elite snobs like Bloomberg and his ilk.

 

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 01:30 | Link to Comment Monedas
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It's Mayor GLOOMBURG .... just like the city he squats on !

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 01:29 | Link to Comment wisefool
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Tyler aint using the strike through, so for real folks, did this really happen?

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 01:34 | Link to Comment Monedas
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Snopes says no !

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 07:10 | Link to Comment StarTedStackin'
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Snopes? The site funded by George Soros and the DNC?

 

 

Seriously, what kind of stupid fucktard believes anything those Obowel Movement supporters say?

 

 

Are you really that stupid?

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 01:46 | Link to Comment Curt W
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I hope every restuarant in NYC learns from this, remove the salt shakers and cut his portion in half.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 02:17 | Link to Comment sethstorm
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Then they would "mysteriously" fail inspections until they apologized for the spiteful mistake.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 01:51 | Link to Comment 401K of Dooom
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Oh My GOD!  Why wasn't anyone from the media there to film this?  This could be the deathknell of the Liberal-Media complex?  I mean a shill for every liberal cause and he can not follow his own standard?  Aggghhhhh!!!

 

"Hey, could I get another pepperoni over here?" Bloomberg asked owner Antonio Benito.

 

"I'm sorry sir," he replied, "we can't do that. You've reached your personal slice limit."

 

Mayor Bloomberg, not accustomed to being challenged, assumed that the owner was joking

This is what should be screaming on everyheadline in the nation!  Give Bloomberg a bad hair day!!!!   Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!

 

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 02:10 | Link to Comment TahoeBilly2012
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New York's alright....if you like saxaphones!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WyU5CtkDp4

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 02:15 | Link to Comment sethstorm
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The problem with that is that the next inspection will be where Bloomberg would get his last laugh. 

That place would fail even if it was completely spotless.

 

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 03:23 | Link to Comment suckerfishzilla
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I wonder how much spit he has eaten with his pizza. 

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 03:52 | Link to Comment dcohen
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AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHhahahahahah amazing. I want that pizzaguy's autograph.

A shame it was only satire.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 03:52 | Link to Comment Edward Fiatski
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F-bombs? Is he not of Noble blood?

Where was integrity gone... Should've thrown a glove to challenge the waiter to a duel.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 04:20 | Link to Comment Mr. Hudson
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What's really funny is that there are people who believe that this actually happened. It didn't. What really happened is that Bloomberg was having a business lunch with a fellow Jew, and he demanded of Richard to know the truth about something that was really bothering the Mayor. "Richard, I heard you have been fucking my woman...is it true?" Richard replied "Yeah, so what?" Bloomberg, never missing a beat, retorted "So what?!? As soon as you and I get done closing this business deal, I wanna have a serious talk with you about it!"

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 05:25 | Link to Comment Wakanda
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THAT is the NYC that I know and love dearly.  The most precious New Yawk moments are when schmucks like Bloomy get taken down a few notches in unrehearsed street theater.  I will go to Collegnos Pizza in Brooklyn to show my deep appreciation for their attitude, courage, and wonderful sense of humor.  It will be an extra bonus if the pizza is great.

Pizza Nazis unite!  We have nothing to loose but our chains!

Yo Antonio - paesano mio!

<I can dream, can't I?>

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 06:33 | Link to Comment Navymugsy
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Bllomberg is not a New Yorker. I'm from Queens born and bred. Rode the 7 train at three am fighting off muggers and slept in the parks when I was too drunk to get home. Froze my ass off walking down Queens Boulevard when I didn't have enough money for the bus. Watched my Grandparents die young due to scrubbing floors and hauling clothes around the garment district. Shot at rats on the West Side piers, went to Rangers games when people besides hedge fund douches could afford to go and never went up to the observation deck on the Empire State Building as I knew that was only for tourists. Bloomberg is from Rhode Island. He bought his mayoral position. He is not a fucking New Yorker but I am. He and others like him can go fuck themselves.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 06:45 | Link to Comment S5936
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+ 10 Mugs, well said ! And a big fuck you To the Dolan family too !!!

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 05:25 | Link to Comment Snoopy the Economist
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Is this for real? Not according to snopes: http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/bloombergpizza.asp

I googled the restaurant and immediately found the snopes link

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 07:06 | Link to Comment StarTedStackin'
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Snopes? Seriously? Why not google factcheck.org.......they are both funded by George Soros.......

 

 

Only complete fucktard morons trust snopes.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 05:51 | Link to Comment Trampy
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When I was but a precocious child and a voracious reader, I'd often fool my family into believing things that were made up off the top of my head.  The trick to telling a believable tall tale is to mix some truth in with the fiction.

Tyler seems a bit off off the rocker tonight with more than the usual number of tall tales being sucked up blindly by his "followers" aka acolytes.

It ain't April Fool's Day, so what is going on here?

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 05:53 | Link to Comment The Second Rule
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Fish are jumpin', and yo mamma's good lookin'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOiAQtLBJLA

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 06:12 | Link to Comment negative rates
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Oh that's it, i'm goin to the outback and get me fumin bloomberg onion.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 07:04 | Link to Comment StarTedStackin'
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Members of the OBowel Movement say.....laws are for thee, not for me!

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 07:14 | Link to Comment Racer
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In the UK you are not allowed to buy more than two packets of 16 paracetamol... how ridiculous.. what if you are buying for several members of your family who have flu, in bed and can't get to the shops.

So I just buy the two packets and walk back into the shop in protest and go to the same counter and pay the same person for another two packets! That is how ridiculous that stupid law is!

If you were going to kill yourself in an agonising way, not being able to buy more than two packets at a time won't stop you.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 07:14 | Link to Comment mydogisprettier...
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I love it!

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