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Caption Contest: Iron Ben 1

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With Iron Man 3 taking the theaters by storm this weekend, it is only appropriate that Iron Ben would make a cameo appearance now that the impregnable Dow crossed 15K, the S&P is over 1600, and pretty much everything is higher, literally and metaphorically, than it's ever been.

h/t @Victorleonardib


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Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:28 | 3528753 McMolotov
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"Black may be more macho, but I'm the dude who centrally plans the whole economy, so of course the suit's gonna be red."

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:34 | 3528772 SafelyGraze
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this is a genuine question:

what neuropathies/psychopathies are indicated by the speaker in the transcript below?

if you watch the entire video, you will observe facial ticks, flat affect, and (at the very end, in response to zh question) a deliberate/defiant absence of planning regarding an adverse event of substantial impact. transcript um, your first question is, it's quite clear that there are differing views about uh, about this. and this, it's quite clear that uh, there are different, um, uh, I would say, different Inclinations about Mutualizing potential Losses stemming from banking system, systems. uh, but, first of all, the SSM [], it wouldn't actually call for A Mutualization, so it could actually speedily proceed. the second point, much of the Restructuring and Resolution framework would not call, necessarily, for A Mutualization. I would, I would say that the challenging part there is The Coordination of the different bankruptcy laws in different parts of The Tnion, of the, of The Euro Area. so that could also go speedily. and I think the commission, I mean, uh, uh, I, I don't think, I'm sure, The Commission had done, uh, splendid work on both, on both accounts. and so The Council is now called, to, uh, sign these two Measures and so they can enter into Force as soon as possible because we have seen that they are crucial for The Stability. thank you.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:36 | 3528777 sunaJ
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"Hah, ha, look at that guy standing up there in his underwear and he doesn't even seem to know it!"

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:52 | 3528783 Supernova Born
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"You know were it not for my corrupted heart I would have never had this power."

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:58 | 3528861 nope-1004
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everything is higher, literally and metaphorically, than it's ever been


Except honesty.  We are living a supreme joke.  This economy is a farce.  FU Ben.


Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:17 | 3528921 negative rates
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He looks like he is out of spiderman webs.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:28 | 3528947 Cheesy Bastard
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Wondertwin powers activate!  Form of penis head.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 20:41 | 3529126 erg
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I remember that. Form of a dickhead, shape of moral ghoul.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 22:16 | 3529347 mjcOH1
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"Behold my muppet-blaster.   Now buy some Treasuries."

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 22:43 | 3529399 Big Slick
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Tony Stark: “So Ben… how did you solve the debt problem?”


Fri, 05/03/2013 - 22:46 | 3529409 erg
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Same as always...blow it all up.

Sat, 05/04/2013 - 01:03 | 3529588 erg
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Ben is a clicking, nervous, sweaty, barely articlulate rep. He revels in his own servitude.

A beaten cur! Happily prostrate before the NWO. A coward.

Sat, 05/04/2013 - 07:56 | 3529799 smlbizman
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i win....first 20 seconds

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:30 | 3528952 I am more equal...
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Helicopters are for chumps, I'm Rocket Printer Man.


Rocket Printer Man can print fiat faster than a bleeding economy, able to stack $100-bills higher than the Empire State Building in a single day. 

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:00 | 3528866 kaiserhoff
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Just kidding, Bennie.  You knows we loves ya.

   Come on down to the farm sometime, and I'll show you the new firing range we named for you.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:59 | 3528867 El Viejo
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Take a look at my new 3D printer.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 20:02 | 3529046 SILVERGEDDON

" I am the ultimate Klingon from Uranus. Fuck you, taxpayer assholes. Printers on STUN ! "

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:47 | 3528805 SafelyGraze
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um, your first question is,
it's quite clear
that there are differing views about uh,
about this.
and this, 
it's quite clear that uh, 
there are different, um, uh, 
I would say, 
different Inclinations about Mutualizing 
potential Losses stemming from 
banking system,

uh, but, first of all,
the SSM
it wouldn't actually call for
A Mutualization,
so it could actually speedily proceed.

the second point,
much of The Restructuring and Resolution framework
would not call, necessarily, for
A Mutualization.

I would,
I would say that
the challenging part there
is The Coordination of 
the different bankruptcy laws 
in different parts of 
The Union, of the, of 
The Euro Area. 
so that could also go speedily.

and I think The Commission,
I mean, uh, uh, I,
I don't think,
I'm sure,
The Commission had done, uh,
splendid work on both,
on both accounts.

and so The Council is now called,
to, uh, sign these two Measures
and so they can enter into Force
as soon as possible
because we have seen that
they are crucial for
The Stability.

thank you.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:51 | 3528837 kaiserhoff
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Are you suggesting he has ADD,

  or just senile dementia?

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:00 | 3528846 McMolotov
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Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:08 | 3528894 SafelyGraze
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"Are you suggesting he has ADD, or just senile dementia?"

Mister Draghi is not my patient at the present time, so I have therefore made no diagnosis.

Moreover, should he choose to submit to my care, I would be obligated to respect patient/caregiver confidentiality.

that being said, one is always free to search the web (including videos) for terms such as "disorganized speech" in order to gain insight into how certain pathologies present.

also, there are strict limits imposed by maw-maw on having guests (i.e., patients) here in her basement. pretty much just saturday afternoons. sorry if that doesn't fit your schedule. I know you are busy with all that bail-in-ability stuff.


Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:45 | 3528814 ZippyBananaPants
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I love cock and balls!

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:58 | 3528857 McMolotov
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"I made some jelly sandwiches and sliced up some cantaloupe, I figured you could eat a little and then play with your cock and balls."

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:18 | 3528922 Ineverslice
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I'm the Iron Man. I've been hit in the face with more balls than Yogi Berra.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:49 | 3528831 Aeternus
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I shit artificial liquidity daily. *smirk*.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:23 | 3528935 markettime
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I don't know about everyone else, but I am really tired of Iron Man, Batman, Superman, transformers, x-men, and all the other movies hollywood seems to redo every couple of years with more explosions and updated graphics. Seriously can't we come out with anything new? Pretty soon we will have an ironman with Bernanke as the star. His power will be shooting ink and paper at his enemies. 

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 20:35 | 3529113 HelluvaEngineer
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But the resolution is better and now it's in 3D.  Am I missing something?

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 20:56 | 3529166 Cornfedbloodstool
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my cock looks like a kosher acorn

Sat, 05/04/2013 - 05:32 | 3529742 Al Gorerhythm
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"Fuck You, Bernanke!"

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:29 | 3528757 Divine Wind
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"Talk to the hand, sheeple."

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:49 | 3528833 francis_sawyer
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Ha Ha Ha... ~ very funny coming from a sychophant...




Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:34 | 3528961 Divine Wind
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Pretty rude there, Francis.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:31 | 3528761 kaiserhoff
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Protects me from the ridicule of Zero Hedge...

    until it doesn't.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:38 | 3528788 McMolotov
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Bet it pisses him off that the suit is made of a gold-titanium alloy.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:53 | 3528847 HD
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Iron Ben's suit is 100% tungsten and tinfoil... Powered by hopium and impervious to the evil forces of economic reality.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 20:16 | 3529073 Ms. Erable
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"Will this suit protect me from Holder's Fast 'n Furious guns?"

"Yeah, prolly. You're not Mexican or Border Patrol, so you should be safe. Just stay out of Benghazi and you're golden."

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 22:23 | 3529358 MilleniumJane
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Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:32 | 3528762 Northeaster
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"Planning his vengeance
That he will soon unfold"

                            -Black Sabbath

                             Iron Man

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:07 | 3528888 Ineverslice
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+1 (green arrow stuck)

Has he lost his mind?

Can he see, or is he blind.   

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:31 | 3528764 nmewn
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Whats in your wallet!

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 23:18 | 3529462 Agent P
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His secretary's name is Paper Potts.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:31 | 3528765 W74
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Saul hath slain his thousands, and David his ten thousands, but Shalom-Bernank hath slain his 300 Millions.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:37 | 3528769 freewolf7
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This isn't the weirdest thing you've caught me doing.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:33 | 3528770 Yen Cross
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  Where's my "Whimpy Burger"?

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:33 | 3528771 Herkimer Jerkimer
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Hi there!

You should see my codpiece!




Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:34 | 3528773 freewolf7
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Okay, this is where I didn't want to be.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:34 | 3528774 IndicaTive
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"There is nothing except this. There's no art opening, no charity, nothing to sign. There's the next mission, and nothing else."

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:35 | 3528776 Lost Wages
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Cross my palm with bitcoin and I shall tell you the S&P close for Monday.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:38 | 3528784 thisandthat
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The name's BernanQE, Ben BernanQE, but you can call me Mr. Q(E)...

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:38 | 3528786 ersatzteil
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Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:42 | 3528804 centerline
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Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:01 | 3528870 Edward Fiatski
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All the while HFT stations go, "Pew... Pew... Pew..."

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:41 | 3528797 IridiumRebel
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Inkjet printers now come in full body suit? Do we feed the paper into his ass?

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:42 | 3528802 centerline
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Tylers...  just for you... my quote is:


Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:46 | 3528808 Dapper Dan
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"I have 5 mini anal probes in place of finger digits, count them and behold"

"Now bend over, and remember, I'm sorta with the government,  and I am here to help" 

Don't ask me how I know what mini anal probes look like,

The Male G spot????? never heard of it.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:44 | 3528810 100pcDredge
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What?! So... I see. But what happened to Platnum Ben?

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:45 | 3528812 Edward Fiatski
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"We Come in Peace."

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:51 | 3528838 Edward Fiatski
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"Let me help you..."

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:52 | 3528844 Edward Fiatski
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"I use special lotion to make my beard look sexy, here... try it."

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:55 | 3528849 Edward Fiatski
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"You won't find my printers... We've gone Digital."

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:59 | 3528862 Edward Fiatski
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"I know that you know, that there are 3.50/5.75 bln POMOs on the 6th, 8th, 14th, 17th, 21st, 23rd, 29th & 31st of this month - Forget you ever saw that list *FLASH*."

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:03 | 3528874 Edward Fiatski
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There's not an ouce of Gold in the circuitry of this suit, for I AM TUNGSTEN-MANN!

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:17 | 3528920 knukles
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Hobby:  Standing for delivery of Palm Oil

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:06 | 3528884 Yen Cross
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 Can't an honest man get a day off?  Kevin has us covered.

Sat, 05/04/2013 - 02:36 | 3529692 piliage
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"Behold. In the palm of my hand, the 10 trillion dollar coin."

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:45 | 3528816 q99x2
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I saw it. It opens with Ben (Robert Downey Jr.) giving himself a heroin injection. It ends with him retiring.

It was based on the true story of  Bernanke's life.

So I'd have to say:

Good luck you're on your own from here out.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:46 | 3528817 Aurora Ex Machina
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I just made $345,000,000,000 worldwide and I've not started on America yet.



Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:46 | 3528818 The big unzip
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Hey Dude, watch this!

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:48 | 3528820 kchrisc
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Stop in the name of print
Before you break my heart

Baby baby, I'm aware of where you go
Each time you leave my door
I watch you walk down the street
Knowing the PMs you'll meet

But this time before you run to PM
Leaving me alone and hurt
(Think it over)
Haven't I been good to you?
(Think it over)
Haven't I been sweet to you?

Stop in the name of print
Before you break my heart
Stop in the name of print
Before you break my heart
Think it over
Think it over

I've known of your, your secluded nights
I've even seen PM, maybe one or twice
But is PM's sweet expression
Worth more than my print and affection?

This time before you leave my arms
And rush off to PM's charms
(Think it over)
Haven't I been good to you?
(Think it over)
Haven't I been sweet to you?

Stop in the name of print
Before you break my heart
Stop in the name of print
Before you break my heart
Think it over
Think it over

I've tried so hard, hard to be patient
Hoping you'll stop this infatuation
But each time you are together
I'm so afraid of losing you forever

Stop in the name of print
Before you break my heart (Baby, think it over)
Stop in the name of print(Think it over, baby)
Before you break my heart (Ooh, think it over, baby)

Stop in the name of print
Before you break my heart
Stop in the name of print
Before you break my hear

"Stop! In The Name Of Print"                            hujel

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:48 | 3528826 Harbanger
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I am Tungsten Man!!

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:11 | 3528901 Harbanger
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Tungsten Man made sense to me because it's a metal like iron, but Fiat Man, QE Man or Ladies Man all work for me.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:15 | 3528913 Kirk2NCC1701
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I thought you were Broke Man.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:41 | 3528988 IridiumRebel
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Krug Man?

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:44 | 3528993 ersatzteil
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Well, GoldMan sure as hell wasn't going to work. Don't get Tungstenman wrong - he attends synagogue with Goldman, but they never quite see eye-to-eye...Goldman's just too traditional.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 20:00 | 3529036 Harbanger
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Boy, some people don't have a sense of humor.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:23 | 3528932 Citxmech
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Betcha Banzai could come up with a good image for T-man!

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:48 | 3528828 HD
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  "I don't buy your premise"

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:49 | 3528829 gold mans sack
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Xerox has a new mascot! Shalom to the rescue!

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:49 | 3528830 maskone909
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"you know how much coke and federal notes i gave to Robert Downey JR. for this thing!?!?

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:57 | 3528834 Yen Cross
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 You're not worthy of that(leisure)suit "Chair Satan".

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:13 | 3528835 Racer
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I, BenankRa, a Goa'uld, am your GOD

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:54 | 3528840 centerline
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I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking "did he fire six shots or only five?" Now to tell you the truth I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this is a palladium powered currency weapon, the most powerful fiat printing instrument in the world and will blow your ass(ets) into sure oblivion, you've gotta ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:52 | 3528842 Supernova Born
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Unlike Tony Stark, I've never run a business.

Can you tell?

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:00 | 3528868 takeaction
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Fri, 05/03/2013 - 20:08 | 3529053 Yen Cross
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 "Obunga Care", will save the day....

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:04 | 3528845 sitenine
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Umm, is that gold in his hand? If so, this whole caption contest is as rigged as the economy - we all know Ben doesn't have gold.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:55 | 3528851 Chipped ham
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What? I wear this by myself. At night. So what? How'd you get in here anyway?

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:56 | 3528852 EclecticParrot
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Short sellers beware!  - Benny Sokko's Flying Robot has finger missiles with YOUR name on them.

Benny sez:

"Short sellers got no reason

short sellers got no reason

to live.

They got price alerts that go beep, beep, beep

They make up shit, then proceed to Tweet

Don't want no short sellers,

no fucking short sellers

Don't want no short sellers

'round here."


Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:01 | 3528855 Supernova Born
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Middle Class prostate exam.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:59 | 3528863 Rompoculos
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Enter the Iron Maiden

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:59 | 3528864 e_goldstein
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"Let my board and me again become as one! For I must leave this place of madness!"

Oh wait, that was the Silver Surfer, never mind.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 20:34 | 3529110 ersatzteil
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Ah yes, Bernanke's arch enemy, the League of Precious Metals. In Issue #33 the Silver Surfer faces off the Fed Chairman's left-hand man - the Fiat Fondler. 

I say left hand because his right is holding down ctrl + P.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:00 | 3528869 mofreedom
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Yeah, I lost a bet...I thought America would have attempted an overthrow of us by now.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:05 | 3528876 venturen
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I have a hot date with Krugman, we are going to a costume party to celebrate steal our 3rd Trillion.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:06 | 3528882 besnook
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christians love me! i am model 666! crushing a family near you soon while doing god's work.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:06 | 3528883 venturen
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His hand should be a printer. BTW

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:07 | 3528887 nowhereman
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Trust me, We run this government, and we're here to help.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:12 | 3528889 Wakanda
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Iron man Ben?   Rust Never Sleeps

Oxidation is a bitch FiSHeS, though I don't mind a little on a stack of Silver Eagles.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:18 | 3528890 Supernova Born
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Check out the Middle Class colonoscopy camera.

Of course the camera is in the palm, why?

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:11 | 3528898 Yellowhoard
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"Dont fuck with me!"

"I'm Ben "Control PMan".

"Please remain calm while I debase your currency and buy all of your country's assets with soon to be worthless paper."

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:17 | 3528916 machinegear
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I found this COOL suit some guy's Safe Deposit box!!!

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:24 | 3528936 Kirk2NCC1701
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Benny, Benny, Benny and the (Wall St) Jets..


Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:59 | 3528939 Kirk2NCC1701
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She packed my bag last night, zero hour, 9 AM,

And I'm be as hi-i-igh as a kite by then... I'm a Rocket Man...

I miss the earth so much, I miss my life, it's lonely at the Fed,

On such a timeless flight... And I think it's gonna be a long, till touchdown brings me round again to fins

round again to find I'm not the man I they think I am.. Oh no, no, no!

I'm a Rocket Man... burning up his fuse up here alone

Mars will have to be the kind of place to raise the kids...


Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:26 | 3528940 caShOnlY
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look it's Wall St's favorite superhero!!!!:  

                    "FU Bernanke"

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:31 | 3528955 Sleepless Knight
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Live long and prosper..oh shit, wait.......

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:32 | 3528956 gwar5
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"May you all rust in peace.  Klatu... Verada... Nikto."


Fri, 05/03/2013 - 20:14 | 3529062 The Second Rule
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No. niktu...nickel...

Alright already. I said the goddamn words. Now send me back. Like in the deal.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:38 | 3528972 MsCreant
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Reach out, reach out, and (put the) touch on someone! 

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 20:11 | 3529063 Yen Cross
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 Plus 1.  Get off the couch Bitchez>

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:41 | 3528983 Smuckers
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Built entirely with non-HQC tangibles! And it comes with an iPhone. 

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:44 | 3528987 petaloka
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He returned to steal

with his paper printing wheel

(to the tune of Ironman)

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 21:11 | 3529198 bugs_
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inflating as fast as they can

keynesians live again

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:46 | 3528999 Zodiac
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May the farce be with you!    ...No, wrong action movie.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:47 | 3529001 Praetor
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I am MegaPrint, lead Decepticon in charge of the printing press. I can transform into a stinking, rotting, corrupt pile of garbage known as the share market.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:50 | 3529010 ebworthen
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"You can't defeat me, I am powered by unlimited taxpayer debt and bankers! 

Now give me your barbarous relics and buy equities or I'll keep blasting your kid's and grand-kid's future with my QE blasters!"

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:56 | 3529030 tnquake
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I am red pill/blue pill man!

Take the blue pill for blissful ignorance or a hard on or both...

Take the red pill to see the painful truth of reality...

My suggestion is the blue pill!

Reality sucks!!!

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 20:12 | 3529038 The Second Rule
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"No Janet. I am your father!"

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 20:00 | 3529039 SILVERGEDDON

" No Viagra required - Iron hard on, and paper Benjamin condoms are the life for me ! "

" Oh yeah - I have to shoot the suit designer for making it mostly gold in color. Fucker. " 

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 20:01 | 3529043 loveyajimbo
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I finally came out of Tim Geithner's closet!!!  I feel SOooooo relieved!  I can bang with Shaq!!  Anyone got a tube of wiener-slickum??

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 20:05 | 3529049 Zero-risk bias
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"Afteroon maam, I'm Fed chairman Mr Ben Bernank, this is my associate from the IRS, Mr. Miller. We'd like to ask you a few questions about some missing investment grade metal bullion."

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 20:08 | 3529057 Bunga Bunga
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Next time I'll come as Gold man.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 20:14 | 3529070 Yen Cross
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   Lord Blankfien?

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 22:48 | 3529410 ersatzteil
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Depleted Uranium Man. Ultra-dense kinetic penetration, bitchez.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 20:15 | 3529067 H H Henry P P P...
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"Damn, if only I knew my QE would affect precious metals more than iron ore, I'd change my suit to Goldman."

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 20:22 | 3529083 Seasmoke
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I am fucking crazier than Robert Downey Jr !!!

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 20:29 | 3529100 Fuku Ben
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How many rights will you give up to avoid a second Depression?

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 20:36 | 3529115 ali-ali-al-qomfri
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and it's connected to my Heidelberg Speedmaster LX 162

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 20:44 | 3529132 SunRise
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"BEHOLD GOLD outa thin air!"

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 21:11 | 3529174 tongue.stan
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How many billions of people who will die from my actions is this many.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 21:07 | 3529189 Kirk2NCC1701
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Nigel Farage -- England's "Iron Man!"

You heard it from me first, bitchez! So, no plagiarizing, bitchez!

Nigel's UKIP party just won a huge number of seats in national elections. Go Iron Man Farage! Booyah!

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 21:13 | 3529203 bugs_
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Eat it Green Span!

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 21:26 | 3529230 monad
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Gimme some sugar, baby. Hail to the King!

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 21:39 | 3529268 Ih8u
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"Benedict Arnold was a pussy compared to the treason Ben Bernanke has released upon the goyim"

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 21:45 | 3529281 Being Free
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I have become the destroyer of worlds.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 22:05 | 3529318 monad
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hnnn The moral hazard is strong in this one.
Crucify him. On the Tree of Woe.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 22:06 | 3529329 Vic Odd
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"Stare into the light in my hand.....that's it,...

Now when I count to three again, you will think paper is money."

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 22:14 | 3529341 glenlloyd
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I am Lrrr, ruler of Omicron Persei 8

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 22:18 | 3529342 MilleniumJane
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You guys really got me rolling tonight!  A good ending to a suck-ass day...

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 22:29 | 3529368 the grateful un...
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how many QE fingers do you count?

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 22:44 | 3529382 sasebo
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"I got into this fruit suit because everybody else but me is stupid" "I'm the smartest fruit of all." 

"I bet you don't like me because I'm a queer."

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 22:48 | 3529412 H E D G E H O G
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"stare into my trillion dollar coin, your eyes are getting heavy, your wallet is levitating, listen to my words, sleep young sheeple, sleep............................."

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 23:09 | 3529447 Yes_Questions
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San Jacinto THIS Peter Gabriel..

I hold the light.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 23:18 | 3529460 derryb
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"Heal economny, I said Heal"

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 23:33 | 3529485 therover
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"Pull my finger....any finger"

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 23:43 | 3529502 Yes_Questions
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on second thought.





Sat, 05/04/2013 - 00:34 | 3529563 Baader
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Bernanke :
"shalom, my name is i have these magic powers...huh....huh..."
(Foams at the corners of his mouth)

Therapist :
"err thank you, you can sit down now!"

Sat, 05/04/2013 - 04:24 | 3529637 Supernova Born
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How many Supreme Court justices does it take to pass on a rewrite of the Constitution?

Sat, 05/04/2013 - 01:43 | 3529656 luckylongshot
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Where are my horns and trident?

Sat, 05/04/2013 - 01:52 | 3529664 Manic by Proxy
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Be fruitful and monetize

Sat, 05/04/2013 - 03:37 | 3529711 OldPhart
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Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!