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Caption Contest: Iron Ben 1

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With Iron Man 3 taking the theaters by storm this weekend, it is only appropriate that Iron Ben would make a cameo appearance now that the impregnable Dow crossed 15K, the S&P is over 1600, and pretty much everything is higher, literally and metaphorically, than it's ever been.

h/t @Victorleonardib

 


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Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:28 | Link to Comment McMolotov
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"Black may be more macho, but I'm the dude who centrally plans the whole economy, so of course the suit's gonna be red."

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:34 | Link to Comment SafelyGraze
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this is a genuine question:

what neuropathies/psychopathies are indicated by the speaker in the transcript below?

if you watch the entire video, you will observe facial ticks, flat affect, and (at the very end, in response to zh question) a deliberate/defiant absence of planning regarding an adverse event of substantial impact.


http://www.youtube.com/v/XU_q77z0PcQ&start=1906&end=1984&version=3&autoplay=true transcript um, your first question is, it's quite clear that there are differing views about uh, about this. and this, it's quite clear that uh, there are different, um, uh, I would say, different Inclinations about Mutualizing potential Losses stemming from banking system, systems. uh, but, first of all, the SSM [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Single_Supervisory_Mechanism], it wouldn't actually call for A Mutualization, so it could actually speedily proceed. the second point, much of the Restructuring and Resolution framework would not call, necessarily, for A Mutualization. I would, I would say that the challenging part there is The Coordination of the different bankruptcy laws in different parts of The Tnion, of the, of The Euro Area. so that could also go speedily. and I think the commission, I mean, uh, uh, I, I don't think, I'm sure, The Commission had done, uh, splendid work on both, on both accounts. and so The Council is now called, to, uh, sign these two Measures and so they can enter into Force as soon as possible because we have seen that they are crucial for The Stability. thank you.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:36 | Link to Comment sunaJ
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"Hah, ha, look at that guy standing up there in his underwear and he doesn't even seem to know it!"

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:52 | Link to Comment Supernova Born
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"You know were it not for my corrupted heart I would have never had this power."

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:58 | Link to Comment nope-1004
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everything is higher, literally and metaphorically, than it's ever been

 

Except honesty.  We are living a supreme joke.  This economy is a farce.  FU Ben.

 

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:17 | Link to Comment negative rates
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He looks like he is out of spiderman webs.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:28 | Link to Comment Cheesy Bastard
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Wondertwin powers activate!  Form of penis head.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 20:41 | Link to Comment erg
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I remember that. Form of a dickhead, shape of moral ghoul.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 22:16 | Link to Comment mjcOH1
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"Behold my muppet-blaster.   Now buy some Treasuries."

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 22:43 | Link to Comment Big Slick
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Tony Stark: “So Ben… how did you solve the debt problem?”

 

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 22:46 | Link to Comment erg
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Same as always...blow it all up.

Sat, 05/04/2013 - 01:03 | Link to Comment erg
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Ben is a clicking, nervous, sweaty, barely articlulate rep. He revels in his own servitude.

A beaten cur! Happily prostrate before the NWO. A coward.

Sat, 05/04/2013 - 07:56 | Link to Comment smlbizman
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i win....first 20 seconds

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZJPYo-YUkA

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:30 | Link to Comment I am more equal...
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Helicopters are for chumps, I'm Rocket Printer Man.

 

Rocket Printer Man can print fiat faster than a bleeding economy, able to stack $100-bills higher than the Empire State Building in a single day. 

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:00 | Link to Comment kaiserhoff
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Just kidding, Bennie.  You knows we loves ya.

   Come on down to the farm sometime, and I'll show you the new firing range we named for you.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:59 | Link to Comment El Viejo
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Take a look at my new 3D printer.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 20:02 | Link to Comment SILVERGEDDON
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" I am the ultimate Klingon from Uranus. Fuck you, taxpayer assholes. Printers on STUN ! "

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:47 | Link to Comment SafelyGraze
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http://www.youtube.com/v/XU_q77z0PcQ&start=1906&end=1984&version=3&autop...

um, your first question is,
it's quite clear
that there are differing views about uh,
about this.
and this, 
it's quite clear that uh, 
there are different, um, uh, 
I would say, 
different Inclinations about Mutualizing 
potential Losses stemming from 
banking system,
systems.

uh, but, first of all,
the SSM
[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Single_Supervisory_Mechanism],
it wouldn't actually call for
A Mutualization,
so it could actually speedily proceed.

the second point,
much of The Restructuring and Resolution framework
would not call, necessarily, for
A Mutualization.

I would,
I would say that
the challenging part there
is The Coordination of 
the different bankruptcy laws 
in different parts of 
The Union, of the, of 
The Euro Area. 
so that could also go speedily.

and I think The Commission,
I mean, uh, uh, I,
I don't think,
I'm sure,
The Commission had done, uh,
splendid work on both,
on both accounts.

and so The Council is now called,
to, uh, sign these two Measures
and so they can enter into Force
as soon as possible
because we have seen that
they are crucial for
The Stability.

thank you.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:51 | Link to Comment kaiserhoff
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Are you suggesting he has ADD,

  or just senile dementia?

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:00 | Link to Comment McMolotov
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Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:08 | Link to Comment SafelyGraze
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"Are you suggesting he has ADD, or just senile dementia?"

Mister Draghi is not my patient at the present time, so I have therefore made no diagnosis.

Moreover, should he choose to submit to my care, I would be obligated to respect patient/caregiver confidentiality.

that being said, one is always free to search the web (including videos) for terms such as "disorganized speech" in order to gain insight into how certain pathologies present.

also, there are strict limits imposed by maw-maw on having guests (i.e., patients) here in her basement. pretty much just saturday afternoons. sorry if that doesn't fit your schedule. I know you are busy with all that bail-in-ability stuff.

 

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:45 | Link to Comment ZippyBananaPants
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I love cock and balls!

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:58 | Link to Comment McMolotov
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"I made some jelly sandwiches and sliced up some cantaloupe, I figured you could eat a little and then play with your cock and balls."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCRkAbaQCdI

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:18 | Link to Comment Ineverslice
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I'm the Iron Man. I've been hit in the face with more balls than Yogi Berra.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:49 | Link to Comment Aeternus
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I shit artificial liquidity daily. *smirk*.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfXC9T8hzlY

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:23 | Link to Comment markettime
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I don't know about everyone else, but I am really tired of Iron Man, Batman, Superman, transformers, x-men, and all the other movies hollywood seems to redo every couple of years with more explosions and updated graphics. Seriously can't we come out with anything new? Pretty soon we will have an ironman with Bernanke as the star. His power will be shooting ink and paper at his enemies. 

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 20:35 | Link to Comment HelluvaEngineer
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But the resolution is better and now it's in 3D.  Am I missing something?

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 20:56 | Link to Comment Cornfedbloodstool
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my cock looks like a kosher acorn

Sat, 05/04/2013 - 05:32 | Link to Comment Al Gorerhythm
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"Fuck You, Bernanke!"

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:29 | Link to Comment Divine Wind
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"Talk to the hand, sheeple."

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:49 | Link to Comment francis_sawyer
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Ha Ha Ha... ~ very funny coming from a sychophant...

~~~

Might as well say... TALK TO THE HAND YOU FUCKING GOYIM SWINE...

 

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:34 | Link to Comment Divine Wind
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Pretty rude there, Francis.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:31 | Link to Comment kaiserhoff
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Protects me from the ridicule of Zero Hedge...

    until it doesn't.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:38 | Link to Comment McMolotov
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Bet it pisses him off that the suit is made of a gold-titanium alloy.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:53 | Link to Comment HD
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Iron Ben's suit is 100% tungsten and tinfoil... Powered by hopium and impervious to the evil forces of economic reality.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 20:16 | Link to Comment Ms. Erable
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"Will this suit protect me from Holder's Fast 'n Furious guns?"

"Yeah, prolly. You're not Mexican or Border Patrol, so you should be safe. Just stay out of Benghazi and you're golden."

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 22:23 | Link to Comment MilleniumJane
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LOL!!!

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:32 | Link to Comment Northeaster
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"Planning his vengeance
That he will soon unfold"

                            -Black Sabbath

                             Iron Man

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:07 | Link to Comment Ineverslice
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+1 (green arrow stuck)

Has he lost his mind?

Can he see, or is he blind.   

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:31 | Link to Comment nmewn
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Whats in your wallet!

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 23:18 | Link to Comment Agent P
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His secretary's name is Paper Potts.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:31 | Link to Comment W74
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Saul hath slain his thousands, and David his ten thousands, but Shalom-Bernank hath slain his 300 Millions.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:37 | Link to Comment freewolf7
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This isn't the weirdest thing you've caught me doing.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:33 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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  Where's my "Whimpy Burger"?

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:33 | Link to Comment Herkimer Jerkimer
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'

'

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Hi there!

You should see my codpiece!

 

•J•
V-V

 

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:34 | Link to Comment freewolf7
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Okay, this is where I didn't want to be.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:34 | Link to Comment IndicaTive
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"There is nothing except this. There's no art opening, no charity, nothing to sign. There's the next mission, and nothing else."

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:35 | Link to Comment Lost Wages
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Cross my palm with bitcoin and I shall tell you the S&P close for Monday.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:38 | Link to Comment thisandthat
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The name's BernanQE, Ben BernanQE, but you can call me Mr. Q(E)...

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:38 | Link to Comment ersatzteil
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*shoots laser beams from hand* ZZZZZZZZIRP ZZZZZZZZIRP ZZZZZZZZZIRP

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:42 | Link to Comment centerline
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+1

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:01 | Link to Comment Edward Fiatski
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All the while HFT stations go, "Pew... Pew... Pew..."

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:41 | Link to Comment IridiumRebel
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Inkjet printers now come in full body suit? Do we feed the paper into his ass?

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:42 | Link to Comment centerline
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Tylers...  just for you... my quote is:

"Shazam!"

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:46 | Link to Comment Dapper Dan
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"I have 5 mini anal probes in place of finger digits, count them and behold"

"Now bend over, and remember, I'm sorta with the government,  and I am here to help" 

Don't ask me how I know what mini anal probes look like,

The Male G spot????? never heard of it.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:44 | Link to Comment 100pcDredge
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What?! So... I see. But what happened to Platnum Ben?

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:45 | Link to Comment Edward Fiatski
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"We Come in Peace."

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:51 | Link to Comment Edward Fiatski
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"Let me help you..."

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:52 | Link to Comment Edward Fiatski
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"I use special lotion to make my beard look sexy, here... try it."

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:55 | Link to Comment Edward Fiatski
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"You won't find my printers... We've gone Digital."

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:59 | Link to Comment Edward Fiatski
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"I know that you know, that there are 3.50/5.75 bln POMOs on the 6th, 8th, 14th, 17th, 21st, 23rd, 29th & 31st of this month - Forget you ever saw that list *FLASH*."

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:03 | Link to Comment Edward Fiatski
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There's not an ouce of Gold in the circuitry of this suit, for I AM TUNGSTEN-MANN!

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:17 | Link to Comment knukles
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Hobby:  Standing for delivery of Palm Oil

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:06 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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 Can't an honest man get a day off?  Kevin has us covered.

Sat, 05/04/2013 - 02:36 | Link to Comment piliage
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"Behold. In the palm of my hand, the 10 trillion dollar coin."

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:45 | Link to Comment q99x2
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I saw it. It opens with Ben (Robert Downey Jr.) giving himself a heroin injection. It ends with him retiring.

It was based on the true story of  Bernanke's life.

So I'd have to say:

Good luck you're on your own from here out.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:46 | Link to Comment Aurora Ex Machina
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I just made $345,000,000,000 worldwide and I've not started on America yet.

 

[reference]

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:46 | Link to Comment The big unzip
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Hey Dude, watch this!

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:48 | Link to Comment kchrisc
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Stop in the name of print
Before you break my heart

Baby baby, I'm aware of where you go
Each time you leave my door
I watch you walk down the street
Knowing the PMs you'll meet

But this time before you run to PM
Leaving me alone and hurt
(Think it over)
Haven't I been good to you?
(Think it over)
Haven't I been sweet to you?

Stop in the name of print
Before you break my heart
Stop in the name of print
Before you break my heart
Think it over
Think it over

I've known of your, your secluded nights
I've even seen PM, maybe one or twice
But is PM's sweet expression
Worth more than my print and affection?

This time before you leave my arms
And rush off to PM's charms
(Think it over)
Haven't I been good to you?
(Think it over)
Haven't I been sweet to you?

Stop in the name of print
Before you break my heart
Stop in the name of print
Before you break my heart
Think it over
Think it over

I've tried so hard, hard to be patient
Hoping you'll stop this infatuation
But each time you are together
I'm so afraid of losing you forever

Stop in the name of print
Before you break my heart (Baby, think it over)
Stop in the name of print(Think it over, baby)
Before you break my heart (Ooh, think it over, baby)

Stop in the name of print
Before you break my heart
Stop in the name of print
Before you break my hear

"Stop! In The Name Of Print"                            hujel

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:48 | Link to Comment Harbanger
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I am Tungsten Man!!

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:11 | Link to Comment Harbanger
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Tungsten Man made sense to me because it's a metal like iron, but Fiat Man, QE Man or Ladies Man all work for me.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:15 | Link to Comment Kirk2NCC1701
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I thought you were Broke Man.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:41 | Link to Comment IridiumRebel
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Krug Man?

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:44 | Link to Comment ersatzteil
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Well, GoldMan sure as hell wasn't going to work. Don't get Tungstenman wrong - he attends synagogue with Goldman, but they never quite see eye-to-eye...Goldman's just too traditional.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 20:00 | Link to Comment Harbanger
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Boy, some people don't have a sense of humor.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:23 | Link to Comment Citxmech
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Betcha Banzai could come up with a good image for T-man!

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:48 | Link to Comment HD
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  "I don't buy your premise"

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:49 | Link to Comment gold mans sack
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Xerox has a new mascot! Shalom to the rescue!

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:49 | Link to Comment maskone909
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"you know how much coke and federal notes i gave to Robert Downey JR. for this thing!?!?

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:57 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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 You're not worthy of that(leisure)suit "Chair Satan".

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:13 | Link to Comment Racer
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I, BenankRa, a Goa'uld, am your GOD

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:54 | Link to Comment centerline
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I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking "did he fire six shots or only five?" Now to tell you the truth I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this is a palladium powered currency weapon, the most powerful fiat printing instrument in the world and will blow your ass(ets) into sure oblivion, you've gotta ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:52 | Link to Comment Supernova Born
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Unlike Tony Stark, I've never run a business.

Can you tell?

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:00 | Link to Comment takeaction
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Ahhhh...how bout I fuck myself!!

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 20:08 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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 "Obunga Care", will save the day....

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:04 | Link to Comment sitenine
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Umm, is that gold in his hand? If so, this whole caption contest is as rigged as the economy - we all know Ben doesn't have gold.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:55 | Link to Comment Chipped ham
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What? I wear this by myself. At night. So what? How'd you get in here anyway?

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:56 | Link to Comment EclecticParrot
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Short sellers beware!  - Benny Sokko's Flying Robot has finger missiles with YOUR name on them.

Benny sez:

"Short sellers got no reason

short sellers got no reason

to live.

They got price alerts that go beep, beep, beep

They make up shit, then proceed to Tweet

Don't want no short sellers,

no fucking short sellers

Don't want no short sellers

'round here."

 

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:01 | Link to Comment Supernova Born
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Middle Class prostate exam.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:59 | Link to Comment Rompoculos
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Enter the Iron Maiden

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:59 | Link to Comment e_goldstein
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"Let my board and me again become as one! For I must leave this place of madness!"

Oh wait, that was the Silver Surfer, never mind.


Fri, 05/03/2013 - 20:34 | Link to Comment ersatzteil
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Ah yes, Bernanke's arch enemy, the League of Precious Metals. In Issue #33 the Silver Surfer faces off the Fed Chairman's left-hand man - the Fiat Fondler. 

I say left hand because his right is holding down ctrl + P.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:00 | Link to Comment mofreedom
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Yeah, I lost a bet...I thought America would have attempted an overthrow of us by now.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:05 | Link to Comment venturen
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I have a hot date with Krugman, we are going to a costume party to celebrate steal our 3rd Trillion.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:06 | Link to Comment besnook
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christians love me! i am model 666! crushing a family near you soon while doing god's work.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:06 | Link to Comment venturen
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His hand should be a printer. BTW

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:07 | Link to Comment nowhereman
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Trust me, We run this government, and we're here to help.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:12 | Link to Comment Wakanda
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Iron man Ben?   Rust Never Sleeps

Oxidation is a bitch FiSHeS, though I don't mind a little on a stack of Silver Eagles.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:18 | Link to Comment Supernova Born
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Check out the Middle Class colonoscopy camera.

Of course the camera is in the palm, why?

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:11 | Link to Comment Yellowhoard
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"Dont fuck with me!"

"I'm Ben "Control PMan".

"Please remain calm while I debase your currency and buy all of your country's assets with soon to be worthless paper."

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:17 | Link to Comment machinegear
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I found this COOL suit some guy's Safe Deposit box!!!

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:24 | Link to Comment Kirk2NCC1701
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Benny, Benny, Benny and the (Wall St) Jets.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjUk3Bp16zs

 

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:59 | Link to Comment Kirk2NCC1701
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She packed my bag last night, zero hour, 9 AM,

And I'm be as hi-i-igh as a kite by then... I'm a Rocket Man...

I miss the earth so much, I miss my life, it's lonely at the Fed,

On such a timeless flight... And I think it's gonna be a long, till touchdown brings me round again to fins

round again to find I'm not the man I they think I am.. Oh no, no, no!

I'm a Rocket Man... burning up his fuse up here alone

Mars will have to be the kind of place to raise the kids...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCf23ZTFaDM

 

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:26 | Link to Comment caShOnlY
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look it's Wall St's favorite superhero!!!!:  

                    "FU Bernanke"

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:31 | Link to Comment Sleepless Knight
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Live long and prosper..oh shit, wait.......

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:32 | Link to Comment gwar5
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"May you all rust in peace.  Klatu... Verada... Nikto."

 

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 20:14 | Link to Comment The Second Rule
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No. niktu...nickel...

Alright already. I said the goddamn words. Now send me back. Like in the deal.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:38 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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Reach out, reach out, and (put the) touch on someone! 

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 20:11 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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 Plus 1.  Get off the couch Bitchez>

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:41 | Link to Comment Smuckers
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Built entirely with non-HQC tangibles! And it comes with an iPhone. 

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:44 | Link to Comment petaloka
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He returned to steal

with his paper printing wheel

(to the tune of Ironman)

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 21:11 | Link to Comment bugs_
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inflating as fast as they can

keynesians live again

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:46 | Link to Comment Zodiac
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May the farce be with you!    ...No, wrong action movie.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:47 | Link to Comment Praetor
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I am MegaPrint, lead Decepticon in charge of the printing press. I can transform into a stinking, rotting, corrupt pile of garbage known as the share market.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:50 | Link to Comment ebworthen
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"You can't defeat me, I am powered by unlimited taxpayer debt and bankers! 

Now give me your barbarous relics and buy equities or I'll keep blasting your kid's and grand-kid's future with my QE blasters!"

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:56 | Link to Comment tnquake
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I am red pill/blue pill man!

Take the blue pill for blissful ignorance or a hard on or both...

Take the red pill to see the painful truth of reality...

My suggestion is the blue pill!

Reality sucks!!!

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 20:12 | Link to Comment The Second Rule
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"No Janet. I am your father!"

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 20:00 | Link to Comment SILVERGEDDON
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" No Viagra required - Iron hard on, and paper Benjamin condoms are the life for me ! "

" Oh yeah - I have to shoot the suit designer for making it mostly gold in color. Fucker. " 

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 20:01 | Link to Comment loveyajimbo
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I finally came out of Tim Geithner's closet!!!  I feel SOooooo relieved!  I can bang with Shaq!!  Anyone got a tube of wiener-slickum??

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 20:05 | Link to Comment Zero-risk bias
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"Afteroon maam, I'm Fed chairman Mr Ben Bernank, this is my associate from the IRS, Mr. Miller. We'd like to ask you a few questions about some missing investment grade metal bullion."

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 20:08 | Link to Comment Bunga Bunga
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Next time I'll come as Gold man.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 20:14 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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   Lord Blankfien?

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 22:48 | Link to Comment ersatzteil
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Depleted Uranium Man. Ultra-dense kinetic penetration, bitchez.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 20:15 | Link to Comment H H Henry P P P...
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"Damn, if only I knew my QE would affect precious metals more than iron ore, I'd change my suit to Goldman."

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 20:22 | Link to Comment Seasmoke
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I am fucking crazier than Robert Downey Jr !!!

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 20:29 | Link to Comment Fuku Ben
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How many rights will you give up to avoid a second Depression?

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 20:36 | Link to Comment ali-ali-al-qomfri
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and it's connected to my Heidelberg Speedmaster LX 162

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 20:44 | Link to Comment SunRise
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"BEHOLD GOLD outa thin air!"

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 21:11 | Link to Comment tongue.stan
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How many billions of people who will die from my actions is this many.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 21:07 | Link to Comment Kirk2NCC1701
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Nigel Farage -- England's "Iron Man!"

You heard it from me first, bitchez! So, no plagiarizing, bitchez!

Nigel's UKIP party just won a huge number of seats in national elections. Go Iron Man Farage! Booyah!

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 21:13 | Link to Comment bugs_
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Eat it Green Span!

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 21:26 | Link to Comment monad
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Gimme some sugar, baby. Hail to the King!

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 21:39 | Link to Comment Ih8u
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"Benedict Arnold was a pussy compared to the treason Ben Bernanke has released upon the goyim"

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 21:45 | Link to Comment Being Free
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I have become the destroyer of worlds.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 22:05 | Link to Comment monad
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hnnn The moral hazard is strong in this one.
Crucify him. On the Tree of Woe.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 22:06 | Link to Comment Vic Odd
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"Stare into the light in my hand.....that's it,...

Now when I count to three again, you will think paper is money."

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 22:14 | Link to Comment glenlloyd
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I am Lrrr, ruler of Omicron Persei 8

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 22:18 | Link to Comment MilleniumJane
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You guys really got me rolling tonight!  A good ending to a suck-ass day...

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 22:29 | Link to Comment the grateful un...
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how many QE fingers do you count?

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 22:44 | Link to Comment sasebo
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"I got into this fruit suit because everybody else but me is stupid" "I'm the smartest fruit of all." 

"I bet you don't like me because I'm a queer."

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 22:48 | Link to Comment H E D G E H O G
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"stare into my trillion dollar coin, your eyes are getting heavy, your wallet is levitating, listen to my words, sleep young sheeple, sleep............................."

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 23:09 | Link to Comment Yes_Questions
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San Jacinto THIS Peter Gabriel..

I hold the light.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 23:18 | Link to Comment derryb
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"Heal economny, I said Heal"

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 23:33 | Link to Comment therover
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"Pull my finger....any finger"

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 23:43 | Link to Comment Yes_Questions
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on second thought.

 

PUT YOUR HAND BEHIND YOUR BACK, MOTHERFUCKER!!

 

 

Sat, 05/04/2013 - 00:34 | Link to Comment Baader
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Bernanke :
"shalom, my name is benjamin...huh...huh...i..er...i...well i have these magic powers...huh....huh..."
(Foams at the corners of his mouth)

Therapist :
"err thank you, you can sit down now!"

Sat, 05/04/2013 - 04:24 | Link to Comment Supernova Born
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How many Supreme Court justices does it take to pass on a rewrite of the Constitution?

Sat, 05/04/2013 - 01:43 | Link to Comment luckylongshot
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Where are my horns and trident?

Sat, 05/04/2013 - 01:52 | Link to Comment Manic by Proxy
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Be fruitful and monetize

Sat, 05/04/2013 - 03:37 | Link to Comment OldPhart
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I..am...FIAT Man!

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