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Caption Contest: Iron Ben 1
With Iron Man 3 taking the theaters by storm this weekend, it is only appropriate that Iron Ben would make a cameo appearance now that the impregnable Dow crossed 15K, the S&P is over 1600, and pretty much everything is higher, literally and metaphorically, than it's ever been.
h/t @Victorleonardib
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"Black may be more macho, but I'm the dude who centrally plans the whole economy, so of course the suit's gonna be red."
this is a genuine question:
what neuropathies/psychopathies are indicated by the speaker in the transcript below?
if you watch the entire video, you will observe facial ticks, flat affect, and (at the very end, in response to zh question) a deliberate/defiant absence of planning regarding an adverse event of substantial impact.
http://www.youtube.com/v/XU_q77z0PcQ&start=1906&end=1984&version=3&autoplay=true transcript um, your first question is, it's quite clear that there are differing views about uh, about this. and this, it's quite clear that uh, there are different, um, uh, I would say, different Inclinations about Mutualizing potential Losses stemming from banking system, systems. uh, but, first of all, the SSM [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Single_Supervisory_Mechanism], it wouldn't actually call for A Mutualization, so it could actually speedily proceed. the second point, much of the Restructuring and Resolution framework would not call, necessarily, for A Mutualization. I would, I would say that the challenging part there is The Coordination of the different bankruptcy laws in different parts of The Tnion, of the, of The Euro Area. so that could also go speedily. and I think the commission, I mean, uh, uh, I, I don't think, I'm sure, The Commission had done, uh, splendid work on both, on both accounts. and so The Council is now called, to, uh, sign these two Measures and so they can enter into Force as soon as possible because we have seen that they are crucial for The Stability. thank you.
"Hah, ha, look at that guy standing up there in his underwear and he doesn't even seem to know it!"
"You know were it not for my corrupted heart I would have never had this power."
everything is higher, literally and metaphorically, than it's ever been
Except honesty. We are living a supreme joke. This economy is a farce. FU Ben.
He looks like he is out of spiderman webs.
Wondertwin powers activate! Form of penis head.
I remember that. Form of a dickhead, shape of moral ghoul.
"Behold my muppet-blaster. Now buy some Treasuries."
Tony Stark: “So Ben… how did you solve the debt problem?”
Same as always...blow it all up.
Ben is a clicking, nervous, sweaty, barely articlulate rep. He revels in his own servitude.
A beaten cur! Happily prostrate before the NWO. A coward.
i win....first 20 seconds
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZJPYo-YUkA
Helicopters are for chumps, I'm Rocket Printer Man.
Rocket Printer Man can print fiat faster than a bleeding economy, able to stack $100-bills higher than the Empire State Building in a single day.
Just kidding, Bennie. You knows we loves ya.
Come on down to the farm sometime, and I'll show you the new firing range we named for you.
Take a look at my new 3D printer.
" I am the ultimate Klingon from Uranus. Fuck you, taxpayer assholes. Printers on STUN ! "
http://www.youtube.com/v/XU_q77z0PcQ&start=1906&end=1984&version=3&autop...
um, your first question is,
it's quite clear
that there are differing views about uh,
about this.
and this,
it's quite clear that uh,
there are different, um, uh,
I would say,
different Inclinations about Mutualizing
potential Losses stemming from
banking system,
systems.
uh, but, first of all,
the SSM
[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Single_Supervisory_Mechanism],
it wouldn't actually call for
A Mutualization,
so it could actually speedily proceed.
the second point,
much of The Restructuring and Resolution framework
would not call, necessarily, for
A Mutualization.
I would,
I would say that
the challenging part there
is The Coordination of
the different bankruptcy laws
in different parts of
The Union, of the, of
The Euro Area.
so that could also go speedily.
and I think The Commission,
I mean, uh, uh, I,
I don't think,
I'm sure,
The Commission had done, uh,
splendid work on both,
on both accounts.
and so The Council is now called,
to, uh, sign these two Measures
and so they can enter into Force
as soon as possible
because we have seen that
they are crucial for
The Stability.
thank you.
Are you suggesting he has ADD,
or just senile dementia?
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
"Are you suggesting he has ADD, or just senile dementia?"
Mister Draghi is not my patient at the present time, so I have therefore made no diagnosis.
Moreover, should he choose to submit to my care, I would be obligated to respect patient/caregiver confidentiality.
that being said, one is always free to search the web (including videos) for terms such as "disorganized speech" in order to gain insight into how certain pathologies present.
also, there are strict limits imposed by maw-maw on having guests (i.e., patients) here in her basement. pretty much just saturday afternoons. sorry if that doesn't fit your schedule. I know you are busy with all that bail-in-ability stuff.
I love cock and balls!
"I made some jelly sandwiches and sliced up some cantaloupe, I figured you could eat a little and then play with your cock and balls."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCRkAbaQCdI
I'm the Iron Man. I've been hit in the face with more balls than Yogi Berra.
I shit artificial liquidity daily. *smirk*.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfXC9T8hzlY
I don't know about everyone else, but I am really tired of Iron Man, Batman, Superman, transformers, x-men, and all the other movies hollywood seems to redo every couple of years with more explosions and updated graphics. Seriously can't we come out with anything new? Pretty soon we will have an ironman with Bernanke as the star. His power will be shooting ink and paper at his enemies.
But the resolution is better and now it's in 3D. Am I missing something?
my cock looks like a kosher acorn
"Fuck You, Bernanke!"
"Talk to the hand, sheeple."
Ha Ha Ha... ~ very funny coming from a sychophant...
~~~
Might as well say... TALK TO THE HAND YOU FUCKING GOYIM SWINE...
Pretty rude there, Francis.
Protects me from the ridicule of Zero Hedge...
until it doesn't.
Bet it pisses him off that the suit is made of a gold-titanium alloy.
Iron Ben's suit is 100% tungsten and tinfoil... Powered by hopium and impervious to the evil forces of economic reality.
"Will this suit protect me from Holder's Fast 'n Furious guns?"
"Yeah, prolly. You're not Mexican or Border Patrol, so you should be safe. Just stay out of Benghazi and you're golden."
LOL!!!
-Black Sabbath
Iron Man
+1 (green arrow stuck)
Has he lost his mind?
Can he see, or is he blind.
Whats in your wallet!
His secretary's name is Paper Potts.
Saul hath slain his thousands, and David his ten thousands, but Shalom-Bernank hath slain his 300 Millions.
This isn't the weirdest thing you've caught me doing.
Where's my "Whimpy Burger"?
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Hi there!
You should see my codpiece!
•J•
V-V
Okay, this is where I didn't want to be.
"There is nothing except this. There's no art opening, no charity, nothing to sign. There's the next mission, and nothing else."
Cross my palm with bitcoin and I shall tell you the S&P close for Monday.
The name's BernanQE, Ben BernanQE, but you can call me Mr. Q(E)...
*shoots laser beams from hand* ZZZZZZZZIRP ZZZZZZZZIRP ZZZZZZZZZIRP
+1
All the while HFT stations go, "Pew... Pew... Pew..."
Inkjet printers now come in full body suit? Do we feed the paper into his ass?
Tylers... just for you... my quote is:
"Shazam!"
"I have 5 mini anal probes in place of finger digits, count them and behold"
"Now bend over, and remember, I'm sorta with the government, and I am here to help"
Don't ask me how I know what mini anal probes look like,
The Male G spot????? never heard of it.
What?! So... I see. But what happened to Platnum Ben?
"We Come in Peace."
"Let me help you..."
"I use special lotion to make my beard look sexy, here... try it."
"You won't find my printers... We've gone Digital."
"I know that you know, that there are 3.50/5.75 bln POMOs on the 6th, 8th, 14th, 17th, 21st, 23rd, 29th & 31st of this month - Forget you ever saw that list *FLASH*."
There's not an ouce of Gold in the circuitry of this suit, for I AM TUNGSTEN-MANN!
Hobby: Standing for delivery of Palm Oil
Can't an honest man get a day off? Kevin has us covered.
"Behold. In the palm of my hand, the 10 trillion dollar coin."
I saw it. It opens with Ben (Robert Downey Jr.) giving himself a heroin injection. It ends with him retiring.
It was based on the true story of Bernanke's life.
So I'd have to say:
Good luck you're on your own from here out.
I just made $345,000,000,000 worldwide and I've not started on America yet.
[reference]
Hey Dude, watch this!
Stop in the name of print
Before you break my heart
Baby baby, I'm aware of where you go
Each time you leave my door
I watch you walk down the street
Knowing the PMs you'll meet
But this time before you run to PM
Leaving me alone and hurt
(Think it over)
Haven't I been good to you?
(Think it over)
Haven't I been sweet to you?
Stop in the name of print
Before you break my heart
Stop in the name of print
Before you break my heart
Think it over
Think it over
I've known of your, your secluded nights
I've even seen PM, maybe one or twice
But is PM's sweet expression
Worth more than my print and affection?
This time before you leave my arms
And rush off to PM's charms
(Think it over)
Haven't I been good to you?
(Think it over)
Haven't I been sweet to you?
Stop in the name of print
Before you break my heart
Stop in the name of print
Before you break my heart
Think it over
Think it over
I've tried so hard, hard to be patient
Hoping you'll stop this infatuation
But each time you are together
I'm so afraid of losing you forever
Stop in the name of print
Before you break my heart (Baby, think it over)
Stop in the name of print(Think it over, baby)
Before you break my heart (Ooh, think it over, baby)
Stop in the name of print
Before you break my heart
Stop in the name of print
Before you break my hear
"Stop! In The Name Of Print" hujel
I am Tungsten Man!!
Tungsten Man made sense to me because it's a metal like iron, but Fiat Man, QE Man or Ladies Man all work for me.
I thought you were Broke Man.
Krug Man?
Well, GoldMan sure as hell wasn't going to work. Don't get Tungstenman wrong - he attends synagogue with Goldman, but they never quite see eye-to-eye...Goldman's just too traditional.
Boy, some people don't have a sense of humor.
Betcha Banzai could come up with a good image for T-man!
"I don't buy your premise"
Xerox has a new mascot! Shalom to the rescue!
"you know how much coke and federal notes i gave to Robert Downey JR. for this thing!?!?
You're not worthy of that(leisure)suit "Chair Satan".
I, BenankRa, a Goa'uld, am your GOD
I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking "did he fire six shots or only five?" Now to tell you the truth I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this is a palladium powered currency weapon, the most powerful fiat printing instrument in the world and will blow your ass(ets) into sure oblivion, you've gotta ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
Unlike Tony Stark, I've never run a business.
Can you tell?
Ahhhh...how bout I fuck myself!!
"Obunga Care", will save the day....
Umm, is that gold in his hand? If so, this whole caption contest is as rigged as the economy - we all know Ben doesn't have gold.
What? I wear this by myself. At night. So what? How'd you get in here anyway?
Short sellers beware! - Benny Sokko's Flying Robot has finger missiles with YOUR name on them.
Benny sez:
"Short sellers got no reason
short sellers got no reason
to live.
They got price alerts that go beep, beep, beep
They make up shit, then proceed to Tweet
Don't want no short sellers,
no fucking short sellers
Don't want no short sellers
'round here."
Middle Class prostate exam.
Enter the Iron Maiden
"Let my board and me again become as one! For I must leave this place of madness!"
Oh wait, that was the Silver Surfer, never mind.
Ah yes, Bernanke's arch enemy, the League of Precious Metals. In Issue #33 the Silver Surfer faces off the Fed Chairman's left-hand man - the Fiat Fondler.
I say left hand because his right is holding down ctrl + P.
Yeah, I lost a bet...I thought America would have attempted an overthrow of us by now.
I have a hot date with Krugman, we are going to a costume party to celebrate steal our 3rd Trillion.
christians love me! i am model 666! crushing a family near you soon while doing god's work.
His hand should be a printer. BTW
Trust me, We run this government, and we're here to help.
Iron man Ben? Rust Never Sleeps
Oxidation is a bitch FiSHeS, though I don't mind a little on a stack of Silver Eagles.
Check out the Middle Class colonoscopy camera.
Of course the camera is in the palm, why?
"Dont fuck with me!"
"I'm Ben "Control PMan".
"Please remain calm while I debase your currency and buy all of your country's assets with soon to be worthless paper."
I found this COOL suit some guy's Safe Deposit box!!!
Benny, Benny, Benny and the (Wall St) Jets.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjUk3Bp16zs
She packed my bag last night, zero hour, 9 AM,
And I'm be as hi-i-igh as a kite by then... I'm a Rocket Man...
I miss the earth so much, I miss my life, it's lonely at the Fed,
On such a timeless flight... And I think it's gonna be a long, till touchdown brings me round again to fins
round again to find I'm not the man I they think I am.. Oh no, no, no!
I'm a Rocket Man... burning up his fuse up here alone
Mars will have to be the kind of place to raise the kids...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCf23ZTFaDM
look it's Wall St's favorite superhero!!!!:
"FU Bernanke"
Live long and prosper..oh shit, wait.......
"May you all rust in peace. Klatu... Verada... Nikto."
No. niktu...nickel...
Alright already. I said the goddamn words. Now send me back. Like in the deal.
Reach out, reach out, and (put the) touch on someone!
Plus 1. Get off the couch Bitchez>
Built entirely with non-HQC tangibles! And it comes with an iPhone.
He returned to steal
with his paper printing wheel
(to the tune of Ironman)
inflating as fast as they can
keynesians live again
May the farce be with you! ...No, wrong action movie.
I am MegaPrint, lead Decepticon in charge of the printing press. I can transform into a stinking, rotting, corrupt pile of garbage known as the share market.
"You can't defeat me, I am powered by unlimited taxpayer debt and bankers!
Now give me your barbarous relics and buy equities or I'll keep blasting your kid's and grand-kid's future with my QE blasters!"
I am red pill/blue pill man!
Take the blue pill for blissful ignorance or a hard on or both...
Take the red pill to see the painful truth of reality...
My suggestion is the blue pill!
Reality sucks!!!
"No Janet. I am your father!"
" No Viagra required - Iron hard on, and paper Benjamin condoms are the life for me ! "
" Oh yeah - I have to shoot the suit designer for making it mostly gold in color. Fucker. "
I finally came out of Tim Geithner's closet!!! I feel SOooooo relieved! I can bang with Shaq!! Anyone got a tube of wiener-slickum??
"Afteroon maam, I'm Fed chairman Mr Ben Bernank, this is my associate from the IRS, Mr. Miller. We'd like to ask you a few questions about some missing investment grade metal bullion."
Next time I'll come as Gold man.
Lord Blankfien?
Depleted Uranium Man. Ultra-dense kinetic penetration, bitchez.
"Damn, if only I knew my QE would affect precious metals more than iron ore, I'd change my suit to Goldman."
I am fucking crazier than Robert Downey Jr !!!
How many rights will you give up to avoid a second Depression?
and it's connected to my Heidelberg Speedmaster LX 162
"BEHOLD GOLD outa thin air!"
How many billions of people who will die from my actions is this many.
Nigel Farage -- England's "Iron Man!"
You heard it from me first, bitchez! So, no plagiarizing, bitchez!
Nigel's UKIP party just won a huge number of seats in national elections. Go Iron Man Farage! Booyah!
Eat it Green Span!
Gimme some sugar, baby. Hail to the King!
"Benedict Arnold was a pussy compared to the treason Ben Bernanke has released upon the goyim"
I have become the destroyer of worlds.
hnnn The moral hazard is strong in this one.
Crucify him. On the Tree of Woe.
"Stare into the light in my hand.....that's it,...
Now when I count to three again, you will think paper is money."
I am Lrrr, ruler of Omicron Persei 8
You guys really got me rolling tonight! A good ending to a suck-ass day...
how many QE fingers do you count?
"I got into this fruit suit because everybody else but me is stupid" "I'm the smartest fruit of all."
"I bet you don't like me because I'm a queer."
"stare into my trillion dollar coin, your eyes are getting heavy, your wallet is levitating, listen to my words, sleep young sheeple, sleep............................."
San Jacinto THIS Peter Gabriel..
I hold the light.
"Heal economny, I said Heal"
"Pull my finger....any finger"
on second thought.
PUT YOUR HAND BEHIND YOUR BACK, MOTHERFUCKER!!
Bernanke :
"shalom, my name is benjamin...huh...huh...i..er...i...well i have these magic powers...huh....huh..."
(Foams at the corners of his mouth)
Therapist :
"err thank you, you can sit down now!"
How many Supreme Court justices does it take to pass on a rewrite of the Constitution?
Where are my horns and trident?
Be fruitful and monetize
I..am...FIAT Man!