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Forget Horse Meat Or Fake Tuna, Rat Meat is Being Sold As Lamb In China

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Submitted by Michael Krieger of Liberty Blitzkrieg blog,

It seems as if those engaged in food fraud just want to keep escalating their game.  First we were horrified by horse meat and fake tuna, then dog meat, but now it’s gotten worse.  Much worse.  In China, the food fraudsters have take things to an entirely new level by mixing rat, fox and mink meat with gelatin additives and passing it off as lamb.  You may want to avoid that food cart next time you’re in Shanghai.  From The Washington Post:

BEIJING — Chinese police have broken up a criminal ring accused of taking meat from rats and foxes and selling it as lamb in the country’s latest food safety scandal. 

 

The Ministry of Public Security released results of a three-month crackdown on food safety violators, saying in a statement that authorities investigated more than 380 cases and arrested 904 suspects.

 

Among those arrested were 63 people who allegedly ran an operation in Shanghai and the coastal city of Wuxi that bought fox, mink, rat and other meat that had not been tested for quality and safety, processed it with additives like gelatin and passed it off as lamb.

 

The announcement came as China’s top court on Friday issued guidelines calling for harsher punishment for making and selling unsafe food products in the latest response to tainted food scandals that have angered the public.

 

The supreme court said 2,088 people have been prosecuted in 2010-2012 in 1,533 food safety cases. It said the number of such cases has grown exponentially in the past several years. For example, Chinese courts prosecuted 861 cases of poisonous food in 2012, compared to 80 cases in 2010.

 

“We cannot tolerate it any longer. We must punish the criminals severely, or we cannot answer to our people,” Pei said.

Punish criminals?  I don’t undertand.  In the U.S. we’d probably promote them to top positions at the FDA.

Full article here.

 

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Fri, 05/03/2013 - 14:54 | 3527925 astoriajoe
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" In the U.S. we’d probably promote them to top positions at the FDA."

Innovation is the lifeblood of our economy.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 14:56 | 3527938 Cursive
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@astoriajoe

Cue the GS report on how this would help Hormel's margins and the nutritional value is good too....

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:00 | 3527959 Abraxas
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Hey, rat meat is probably safer and healtier for you than what Monsanto has to offer and what FDA approves.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:01 | 3527971 uno
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funny we had the same first thought

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:04 | 3527987 Divided States ...
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We saw this in Demolition Man....Rat Burgers...and thats still healthier and taste better than the food they are creating genetically for mass consumption.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:09 | 3528005 Pinto Currency
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JPM traders fed to the Chinese?

That's disgusting.

But it may be a new trend.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:10 | 3528007 Precious
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Nothing a little MSG can't fix.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:14 | 3528033 Boris Alatovkrap
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In Chernobyl, affected rat is size of small sheep, so what is difference!? Put on skewer is roast nicely with mushroom (also very large in Chernobyl).

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:16 | 3528039 Boris Alatovkrap
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Oh, and Boris is remember one culinary tip - is shave rat FIRST!

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:21 | 3528064 Dolar in a vortex
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That's the scariest rat I've ever seen, outside of ..... (Insert your personal hate target here).

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:24 | 3528083 Precious
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Actually, the feet are the best part.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:28 | 3528107 Boris Alatovkrap
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Tail is tough, but put back in fire to crispy and sandwhich of Graham Cracker and Korkunoff dark chocolate and is make nice dessert. American visitor friend call it "SMRAT" but Boris is not understand. 

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:32 | 3528126 fourchan
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lol chinks.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:56 | 3528265 Pinto Currency
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The meat of choice in Detroit is Raccoon:

http://www.detroitnews.com/article/20090402/METRO08/904020395

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 16:00 | 3528284 Manthong
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When the Feds finish their perceived mission, you will be lucky to find choice rat.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 16:10 | 3528318 knukles
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Now, Detroit adopting _____ as their favorite meal?
No way....

That's just wrong.
But then again, so's Detroit.

 

BTW, where did the MINK meat come from?
Disconnect much?

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 16:31 | 3528410 Boris Alatovkrap
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"Raccoon", is American English racial slur!?

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 16:34 | 3528421 Pinto Currency
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Boris,

So what then is a Tycoon?

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 16:37 | 3528431 Boris Alatovkrap
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Strong air current of Asia source?

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 16:45 | 3528455 Pinto Currency
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Maybe Asian air current with strong odor of rodent.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:13 | 3528709 The Big Ching-aso
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Let's not get too smug here.    USDA-approved rat meat coming up next.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:38 | 3528785 Gazooks
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McRodent

 

with special sauce

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:14 | 3528909 Boris Alatovkrap
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Remind Boris of McRib. Circa 1990, Boris eat in Moscow and is wonder where is bone.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 16:31 | 3528413 monad
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They freeze up in the headlights. Fast food.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 17:46 | 3528638 New_Meat
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"Jacking rats" is not illegal in the State of Maine (yet).

But u can't do that with deah.

- Ned

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:21 | 3528712 The Big Ching-aso
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In China, the saying "I smell a rat" obviously has a different connotation.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:40 | 3528794 nmewn
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Wonder what comes with it...stir fry cockroaches?

Prolly save depleted urinal cakes for after dinner mints too ;-)

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 22:32 | 3529378 Go Tribe
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"Coon or rabbit. God put them there to eat. When men get hold of animals he blows them up and then he blows up. Fill 'em so full of chemicals and steroids it ruins the people. It makes them sick. Like the pigs on the farm. They's 3 months old and weighing 400 pounds. They's all blowed up. And the chil'ren who eat it, they's all blowed up. Don't make no sense."

From The Detroit News: http://www.detroitnews.com/article/20090402/METRO08/904020395#ixzz2SHs8WL3M My God, I wish our president were this smart!
Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:39 | 3528166 HurricaneSeason
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I deep fry mine, but they are small here, barely large enough for a sandwich after you cut the head off.  They're really pretty good, but you have to cook them fresh, not frozen.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 16:34 | 3528422 Boris Alatovkrap
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You are to cut off head first? Hmmm, maybe Boris is try decapitate before barbecue because rat whisker is tedious for shaving.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:24 | 3528743 The Big Ching-aso
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Shangai river rat is the best.   Combine it with cow, pig, and dog and ya got yourself a mystery meat meal that'll knock your liederhosen right off.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:37 | 3528782 Boris Alatovkrap
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"Mystery Meat Meal"

You are to remind Boris of Soviet Era, wait in line for hour and hour not know what is at front. Sometimes is hope for boots but is get small thong. Boris is not like thong but can give to child.

(Maybe Beijing McDonald can add "Myster Meat Meal" to menu to with WTF-is-that dairy-ish shake.)

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:42 | 3528801 Gazooks
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McMickey

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:41 | 3528178 Taint Boil
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Cheer up – it could be worse. I think rat is a very common food in North Korea.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 16:36 | 3528429 SilverRhino
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So is human.  

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 16:10 | 3528327 Hulk
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Boris be pulling our tail...

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 16:35 | 3528426 Boris Alatovkrap
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Mr. Hulk,

You are funny!

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:22 | 3528721 The Big Ching-aso
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I guess if rats are an entree in Beijing then I imagine field mice must be considered Hors d'Oeuvres.  Or Horse d'Oeuvres.  I don't know.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:39 | 3528791 Boris Alatovkrap
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"Horse d'Oeuvres"

LOL! Boris is see that! How about "Whore d'oevres" for Stauss-Khan and IMF party!?

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:48 | 3528214 Kirk2NCC1701
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Boris, although there are some things American men enjoy shaving (wink, wink), rat is not one of them.

Here we simply burn off the fur and skin, to avoid contact with the fleas & disease they carry.  Next, we outsource the gutting & cleaning to immigrant peasants, and then ship to upscale markets as a 'delicacy' ingredient in New York Ponzi-ratis.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 17:48 | 3528645 New_Meat
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"Here we simply burn off the fur and skin, to avoid contact with the fleas & disease they carry. "

Yep, knew a girl like that, once upon a time.

- Ned

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 17:55 | 3528656 Boris Alatovkrap
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Woman can clean rat AND cook up epicurean delightful meal is rare find! Hopefully, girl is now Mrs. Ned and have happy ending!?

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:20 | 3528730 The Big Ching-aso
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Man, no wonder 2013 is The Year of the Rat.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:33 | 3528959 New_Meat
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Da, and talent!

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:14 | 3528708 Cathartes Aura
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Boris, although there are some things American men enjoy shaving (wink, wink), rat is not one of them.

not even one of the three, lol. . .

yet.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:17 | 3528042 Pool Shark
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How romantic Boris; no candlelight needed. You can eat by the soft glow of your main dish...

 

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:24 | 3528086 Boris Alatovkrap
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LOL! Glowing food! But year of Chernobyl, no power so is always eat in Candlelight. After while, not so romantic.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:27 | 3528101 Precious
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The 80% lean grind is only $1.49 USD.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:30 | 3528115 Boris Alatovkrap
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In Soviet Russian, all rat is lean, like citizenry, but is free. In Amerika you are to pay for Rat!? Is line to counter long?

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:38 | 3528146 Precious
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The fattest imported wild rats from Indonesia are getting hard to find in US stores.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 16:23 | 3528374 Boris Alatovkrap
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Boris is recommend check internal carcass temperature at least 140°C. Remember, too, SHAVE FUR! (Fur is carry salmon nutella and is catch in teeth).

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 16:38 | 3528438 Manthong
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I just paid 1.5 bernankibucks for a can of condensed tomato soup.

if that does not at face value, tell the tale, nothing will..

until that can of soup costs 10.5 obamabucks in a year or so.,

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:15 | 3528013 Pool Shark
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Mixing rat, fox, and mink meat with gelatin?

Sounds like Rat SPAM.

"SPAT"?...

This chef approves:

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/2700000/Skinner-ratatouille-2791543-1280-1024.jpg

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:18 | 3528050 Boris Alatovkrap
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SPAT? Or RAM? Oh, now is understand confusion, bad interpretation of product label.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:20 | 3528061 akak
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Rat: the other dog meat.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:22 | 3528070 Boris Alatovkrap
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Dear Mr. Akak,

Hello!

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:26 | 3528096 akak
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Dobry den, Tovarishch Boris!

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:33 | 3528122 Boris Alatovkrap
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Dobre!

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 16:13 | 3528334 Hulk
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Boris can see Alaska ???

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 16:19 | 3528355 Boris Alatovkrap
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Yes, and is can see beautiful full body woman in stylish spectacle stand on patio. Wife is not like Boris look at Alaska.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 17:13 | 3528547 akak
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Beautiful full body woman with stylish spectacle is not like Boris look at Alaska either.'

I have personal hand-write letter from full body lady from back in 2006.  She write in loops as curvy as full body.  Maybe Boris is interested buy letter?

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 17:57 | 3528660 Boris Alatovkrap
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Depending. Does letter smell like fully body woman in stylish spectacle?

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:01 | 3528677 Boris Alatovkrap
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Never to mind! Boris wife is check internet history and is walk in Cyber Cafe look for Boris. Must is to go. Da svedanya!

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:03 | 3528681 akak
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In seven years ago letter smell as you say, today smell more like wet dog and bit of old caviar kicked under coffee table.  Much like current political reputation of writer.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:10 | 3528897 Boris Alatovkrap
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Meh, Boris wife is smell like wet dog and old caviar, so maybe Boris is just happy with wife and is not need titillating memento from full body Alaska woman. (But boy, stylish spectacle and wasp nest hair too sexy, no!)

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:16 | 3528006 Precious
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They are free-range rats.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:16 | 3528045 TeamDepends
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There was some Asian "inventor" not too long ago who floated the idea to make "tofu" out of human waste.  So what would you call it?  "Topoo"?  "Sheat"?

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:20 | 3528062 Boris Alatovkrap
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"floated the idea"

Ah, Boris is see what you are do there! LOL! Float like pig in Chinese Grand Canal.

But please help with Google Translate, "Topoo" and "Sheat" is not real word...

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:25 | 3528089 ParkAveFlasher
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I would spell it "topu" [raises one eyebrow], just saying. 

Seriously though, wake me when they start faking rat.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 16:04 | 3528296 akak
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If it's tofu, it's shit no matter what it is made from.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 16:53 | 3528352 Boris Alatovkrap
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In news, American martial art entrepreneur is use castor bean, try make tofu, but socialist fascist regime is shut down operation.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 17:54 | 3528655 New_Meat
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TeamD:

"So what would you call it?"

Well, it has already been named: Soylent Green

They, well, sniff, don't cha' know, took ... well ... everything!!!, including the, gaaaagh, "OINK".

- Ned

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:07 | 3528695 mkkby
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Prosecute?  Give them a medal.  How else do you feed 2 billion hungry chinks?

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:11 | 3528017 Matt
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The problem isn't whether rat, mink and fox are healthy foods. The problem is fraud. They are labeling it as being tested, when it has not been, and labeling it as lamb, when it is not. If it were properly labeled as "rat, mink and fox blend, untested" I would have no problem with this.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:22 | 3528071 Bobbyrib
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In a society that is rapidly declining fraud is the "it" thing. Everyone's committing it (bankers, food producers, governments, etc).

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 20:50 | 3529151 KickIce
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This is one reason why they can report lower inflation numbers.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 16:27 | 3528388 FrankDrakman
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How do you feel about crunchy frogs?

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:38 | 3528154 Urban Redneck
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Somehow they left out the part where nanny Cocteau banned all sodas over 16oz at Taco Bell-

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 17:05 | 3528528 noless
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Every restaurant is a taco bell now..

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:02 | 3527977 true brain
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Next cannibalism.why is there a name for eating human flesh but not other animals. Everything tastes like chickens anyway.

 

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:04 | 3527985 whotookmyalias
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Anyone from Monsanto reading this and thinking about it, all I can say is "move along, nothing to see here".

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:13 | 3528029 Matt
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GMO Rat to taste like lamb or pork, and you've got a real cash cow on your hands. I would have no problem with this, if it were honestly labeled, which it would not / will not / is not.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 17:58 | 3528662 New_Meat
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"GMO Rat to taste like lamb or pork, and you've got a real cash cow on your hands."

Hmmm, sounds good.  I'd help Montsanto build up a business case for the other-other-other white meat.

And no, not a cow, yet, although that can be folded into the plan.  Cash now, cash later, but this is "Growth" baby!

- Ned

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:14 | 3528026 McMolotov
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What's the big deal here? Cats eat rats, and Grandma eats catfood.

Ergo, Grandma eats rats, too.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:53 | 3528249 Urban Redneck
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You skipped the step where Granny eats Garfield

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:58 | 3528273 francis_sawyer
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Lots of 'HA'HA's' & yuks on this thread... But francis_sawyer almost had a tragedy of BIBLICAL proportions this morning [& afternoon]...

~~~

Lost a 'sub~ter' SUBFREEZER [with about 1,800 pounds of meat stored in it]... Or ~ the refrigeration unit thereof... I got fucking 80% of my shit in there...

CAUGHT FISH ~ Tuna's, Swords, Wahoos', Cod, plus the continental Trout, Walleye, Catfish, etc.

MY MEADOWED STEER ~ The better part of two whole steer

NOT MUCH CHICKEN [they go by the way], but some WILD TURKEYS

SOME PORK LOINS & BELLIES

~~~

Fuck me... I almost fainted when I saw the unit was down... Almost shit my pants... But...

Moved it all to a backup & saved almost everything in the nick of time...

So to all you people out there, the old adage is TRUE... TWO IS ONE & ONE IS NONE...

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 16:13 | 3528336 Urban Redneck
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Sorry to hear it.  

If you oversize the replacement compressor unit slap some supplemental blue or poly-iso board up on the walk-in box, you should be able to get -20 performance for around the same energy usage, and hopefully buy yourself a longer window of opportunity if lightning strikes twice on your primary.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 17:05 | 3528527 francis_sawyer
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Every suggestion thereto is helpful... THANKS...

~~~

As of now... I got all the meat moved to different units [just in the nick of time I might add]... I still haven't diagnosed the root of the problem yet because it just happened [compressor, or what have you]... It definitely wasn't a power spike, or outage... I have adequate backups in the event of those... Something just kicked [so I suppose it WAS the compressor ~ though it's not temp stressed or anything... I think it's just old]...

Actually ~ there was enough frozen mass in there that it kept the space cooled long enough to not make much a difference... But I can say ~ another 24 hours & I mighta lost a lot of shit...

I got lucky... VERY LUCKY...

 

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:02 | 3528679 New_Meat
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can install like National Instruments or other 'skoshi SCADA gear to monitor/alarm.  Cheap wrt your local "investment" and its "replacement costs" going into an "uncertain future".

they nowadays have ability to send txt msg as specified.

good fortune to ya

- Ned

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 16:07 | 3528310 pods
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Brilliant!

We can call that "New Logic."

:)

pods

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 17:16 | 3528564 noless
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Cannibalism applies to all species, and the prohibition is generally because it's extremely easy to catch disease through something more similar to your anatomy, that's why most abrahamic faiths don't allow the eating of pork..

Think blood borne virus, parasite..

Also why cross species pathogens are terrifying.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 22:39 | 3529393 Matt
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But those cross-species pathogens are what give us a competitive advantage against isolated groups of people that do not eat pork. Too bad the world is so connected these days.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:56 | 3528266 Zymurguy
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I fucking care if they taste like pumpkin pie, I don't eat the filthy muther fuckers.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 16:07 | 3528315 pods
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That'd have to be one smart motherfuckin pig!

pods

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:10 | 3528697 New_Meat
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bet'cher' ass

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 19:39 | 3528977 Zodiac
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I heard they fed the rats Doritos Locos tacos from Taco Bell to fatten them up and give the meat better flavor.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:10 | 3528698 Zodiac
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I was told to try it...it tastes like chicken.  All natural, antibiotic free!  With a glass of warm unpasteurized milk. MMMMgood

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 21:14 | 3529209 Common_Cents22
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Spam is like nice dry aged beef compared to rat!

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 14:57 | 3527947 redpill
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Hey, I smell a....  oh, well that makes sense then.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:01 | 3527972 ParkAveFlasher
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Comes with egg roll.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:00 | 3527964 uno
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probably still healthier than Monsanto's GMO

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:17 | 3528040 Precious
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Chinese authorities guarantee GMO and hormone free.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:03 | 3527984 azzhatter
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They would at least get a slot on CNBC as "disrupters"

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:06 | 3527999 ZeroPoint
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"Doing more with less".

"Being flexible in the 21st century economy".

"Creating new value in the market".

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:20 | 3528060 Silver Bug
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Wow, now this is taking disgusting to a whole new level.

 

http://sprottmoneyblog.com/

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:52 | 3528240 Big Picture
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Ratfinks exposing ratfinkers.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 16:27 | 3528384 H E D G E H O G
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i'm sorry, i just can't find any humor in this travesty. rats are animals too, they have feelings, they have families. this is another assault on an endangered species and the society for the prevention of cruelty to animals should immediately be notified. if people are that hungry for the taste of rat meat, then wall street is a virtual delicatessen of rodent cuisine. bon appetit.............

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 17:21 | 3528580 noless
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A full grown rat isn't likely to yield more than a couple of ounces of meat without the internal organs. I'm guessing they grind them whole after skinning, maybe remove the intestines, maybe not.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 17:15 | 3528559 DaveyJones
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only if the rats were fed GMO grain

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 14:54 | 3527926 cougar_w
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Here in America, we call it "spam". It's great stuff.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:19 | 3528055 hapless
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The Indonesians call it "Rat Terrier" and according to you-know-who, it's considered a delicacy.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:59 | 3528278 Urban Redneck
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It's also called roadkill, but there are so many other species of edible Rodentia, it seems rather uninspired for the Chinese to confine themselves to rats when there are larger and better tasting species that can be incorporated into their mystery meat chop suey.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 16:09 | 3528321 pods
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No doubt Ananonymous is looking for Nutria breeders as we speak.

pods

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:23 | 3528738 Cathartes Aura
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years ago, visiting a friend in Arkansas. . . I'm driving us to some hot springs, off the side of the road, upturned possum.

"Road Lobster,"  he says, nodding. . .

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 17:27 | 3528598 Agent P
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If you're knocking SPAM, you've never had teriyaki SPAM musubi.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 14:57 | 3527931 Arrowflinger
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Those processed rats are from the  world financial Titanic.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 14:55 | 3527933 RSBriggs
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Rat on stick.  What's not to rike?

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 14:59 | 3527941 orangedrinkandchips
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whats wong you ax? (mixing meat-aphors, i mean metaphors!)

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:00 | 3527963 ParkAveFlasher
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Rat, ramb, same fravor.  who you, bobby fray?

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 14:55 | 3527934 orangedrinkandchips
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The worst case is cannibalism.

 

That is the worst case......good to know, i guess.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:15 | 3528036 Matt
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I'm not sure on that one. Which is really worse, human meat, or human feces processed into "meat"? :

http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-20072270-71/japanese-scientist-creates-poop-burger-surely-not/

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 16:12 | 3528333 pods
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Hmmm, so I guess a big shit sandwich that we all gotta take a bite out of is not just a metaphor?

Life does indeed imitate art.

pods

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 14:55 | 3527935 firstdivision
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This is not shocking, especially since they are notorious for selling rat meat as chicken in China.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 16:45 | 3528458 lesamourai
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They are notorious for selling rat meat as chicken / pork / (fill in the blank) at Chinese restaurants everywhere in the world.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 17:00 | 3528508 akak
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And urban pigeons --- or, as they are known in Chinatowns throughout the world, "alley chickens".

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 14:56 | 3527939 Wakanda
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Oh - Rats.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 14:57 | 3527946 ServingMyKing
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"We cannot tolerate any longer" means good scam where's my cut.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 14:58 | 3527952 mckee
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Poor Ben

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 14:59 | 3527954 Frank N. Beans
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fried rat

finger-lickin good!

 

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 14:59 | 3527961 NoTTD
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That sould be "finger-chewin good."

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 14:58 | 3527956 NoTTD
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Time to break out your dog-eared copy of "King Rat" and give it a good read.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:05 | 3527993 Bobbyrib
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Someday, small dogs that were bred in the past for hunting rats will be useful again to find a food source here in the U.S. for us non- 1%ers. Until then keep those noisy little pests quiet.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 16:52 | 3528481 lesamourai
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Jack Russell rat-hunting team.  Main action at 2 and 3 min marks:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjNdwha_ct0

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 14:59 | 3527960 Seasmoke
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the Gooks are fucking crazy

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:00 | 3527965 orangedrinkandchips
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they will eat anything! lol

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:04 | 3527990 azzhatter
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Go to beijing and get those fried scorpions and some deer penis. Really tasty

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 16:18 | 3528350 knukles
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Oh, deer penis on a stick.
Then corn dog of Schezaun   

Yippitie doo dah!

Jesus, there is something fucking wrong with this picture...

http://www.tripbase.com/articles/weirdfoods/images/andouillette_new.jpg

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:17 | 3528048 McMolotov
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"Hotdogs! You know what they make those things out of, Chet? You know? Lips and assholes!"

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 16:04 | 3528297 i-dog
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The only things on legs that the Chinese won't eat are tables and chairs.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 16:26 | 3528380 StychoKiller
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"Wolf's heart and dog's lungs" is Chinese for "useless!"

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:00 | 3527967 Tinky
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Thanks for the trenchant analysis.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:01 | 3527975 Bobbyrib
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China has been on a streak of outdoing the rest of the world.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:02 | 3527976 earleflorida
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rats happen to be the most bountiful food [protein] source on the planet...

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:28 | 3528105 Kirk2NCC1701
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Paul Ratman, is that you?

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:02 | 3527978 css1971
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Vegetarian...

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 17:18 | 3528570 DaveyJones
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it does lower some of the risk. Then you got to avoid all that GMO soy and corn

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:02 | 3527979 Frank N. Beans
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rat herding is not easy, but it helps to have a few rat terriers

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:04 | 3527988 Pareto
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Fucking Geeeeeeezzzzzzzzzuuussssssssss!  Bad enough we have to accept deformaties from Monsanto's genetically fucked up product.  Forget jail.  Instead, punish them with the thought that if caught, they will be required to hunt rat, fox, and mink (all of the rodent family), and eat ALL of what they hunt, and ONLY what they hunt.  FOR 5 FUCKING YEARS!  if they are caught eating antying else, they hunt and eat another 5 years worth.  Fuckers.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:05 | 3527992 Watts_D_Matter
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Those freakin Chinese people fake everything...their "gold"..."silver" meats...milk....sheetrock...steel...orgasms....is anything sacred over there...geez! 

 

oh I almost forgot...FUCK YOU CORZINE

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 15:29 | 3528110 AlaricBalth
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Hey Watts
I know for a fact that they don't fake orgasms. She told me so as she was puting my donation in her purse.
;-)

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