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Friday Humor: Overcompensating In China

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China may or may not be building empty cities any more, but when it comes to the buildings it does, ahem, erect, it appears that the communist regime is either running out of ideas or is taking the symbolism of the skyscraper just a little too seriously. Behold the building that will house the new Beijing offices of the People's Daily, the official paper of the China Communist Party...

In the perfectly chosen words of the NYDN, after thinking long and hard, the mouthpiece for China's Communist Party was cocksure that the erection of a new headquarters would be warmly received — but they blew it.

More, more, more:

The new building for the People's Daily newspaper, still under construction, has attracted more attention online for its suggestive shape than sound engineering...."

 

Internet users came up with jokes about the phallic structure. Others rose to the occasion by juxtaposing shots of the new building with another Beijing landmark, the China Central Television headquarters, which is nicknamed the “Underpants Building”  and has a large opening.

 

The one thing we don't understand, however, is how did Donald Trump not think of, and erect, this building first?

 

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Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:07 | 3549653 fuu
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Penis.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:11 | 3549669 Aguadulce
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How many Dongs do you think it would cost Vietnam to build something like that?

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:13 | 3549678 economics9698
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Circumcised Creation.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:23 | 3549716 gmrpeabody
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The little pricks...

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:34 | 3549763 AnAnonymouses
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Chinese citizenisms like small dogs for reason!

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:46 | 3549812 kaiserhoff
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How odd.

I thought only dykes really suffer from penis envy.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:49 | 3549826 malikai
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Trump was just waiting for these to get built before erecting a giant douche.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:59 | 3549858 DaveyJones
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skyscraper envy

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:06 | 3549883 I am more equal...
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There is a long elevator shaft that transports hot chinesemen in the commercial erection.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:58 | 3550230 Pure Evil
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ZH left out the best pic of all.

Hang Ten With The Big Kahuna

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 21:05 | 3550394 TheFourthStooge-ing
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ROR!

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 22:20 | 3550602 Long_Xau
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The State Bank of Vietnam is so unpredictable! Looks like the dong has reached peak inflation. I might have to cover my short dong exposure now.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 23:01 | 3550672 mjcOH1
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"Behold the building that will house the new Beijing offices of the People's Daily, the official paper of the China Communist Party..."

It's a giant tool.

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 20:40 | 3552430 Spigot
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People's Daily Senior Editor: He Big Dong

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 22:27 | 3550615 palmereldritch
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 Look out! Dongzilla is coming for Japan!!

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:22 | 3550112 sodbuster
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Trump is putting up a statue of himself?

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:43 | 3549988 Scarlett
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this is how prc gives everyone the finger

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:34 | 3549765 THX 1178
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...After a long hard day of erecting such a structure, the workers in the purple helmets rode the elevator shaft down and headed firmly home.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:49 | 3550208 max2205
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If you rub it hard it becomes the tallest building in the world... And milky waterfall.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 21:13 | 3550420 TheFourthStooge-ing
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"My name is AnAnonymous, ding of lings:
Look on my Hancock building, ye Mighty, and despair!"

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:24 | 3549725 FinalCollapse
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...if you fuck with us, we will fuck you!

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:10 | 3549896 SILVERGEDDON
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So - that is where all of the old collectable Erector sets went. Fucking Chinks got 'em all. In one place. Dick heads.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:20 | 3549703 Bastiat
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Johnson!

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:31 | 3549751 francis_sawyer
Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:37 | 3549781 master of the u...
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Wang! Pay attention!

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:32 | 3549963 Pool Shark
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Willie!

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 03:18 | 3550912 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Everybody have fun tonight,
everybody Wang Hung tonight.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:25 | 3549729 M2Market
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One eyed wonder

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:31 | 3549755 blindman
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meat puppet

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 04:28 | 3550955 StychoKiller
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My favorite:  Heat-seeking, moisture missile!

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:31 | 3549750 TeamDepends
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Located in Long Dong province, the new "headquarters of the Peoples Daily newspaper" is clearly a high-tech barracks for the Red Star Navy and full of seamen.....

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:36 | 3549775 master of the u...
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At first I thought this building was located in Bangcock...

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:54 | 3549841 kaiserhoff
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So little appreciation for cultural diversity....

It's an affirmative action thang.  Now King Kong can play choke the chicken like everyone else.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:02 | 3549870 DaveyJones
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or Dongfang

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 21:35 | 3550479 Long_Xau
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Going Long Dong is an absolute boner. It inflates like crazy.

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 10:59 | 3551291 Long_Xau
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Few people know this, but there are actually a lot of hidden references to the XAU/Dong currency pair in the third film in the series, which indeed derives its name from there.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:20 | 3549702 tbd108
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So is the yuan as firm as the dong?

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:59 | 3549859 akak
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In for a penny, in for a pound.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:12 | 3550082 Offthebeach
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Long, Dongs

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:11 | 3549671 ACP
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All they need is a fountain on top.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:19 | 3549695 nmewn
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Spewing rice pudding?

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:41 | 3549795 ACP
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Or clam chowder...

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:19 | 3549699 A is A
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Is this the new HQs for the Federal Reserve?

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:23 | 3549717 HD
Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:32 | 3549757 Pimp Juice
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Mao Tse Dong

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:49 | 3549825 azzhatter
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Looks firm but will it last 4 hours?

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:50 | 3549830 azzhatter
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In chinese "Da Didi"

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:08 | 3549659 ziggy59
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Ron Jeremy's house!

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:31 | 3549958 zerozulu
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After screwing US economy FED will move in to this building.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:09 | 3549661 CitizenLame
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Benis 

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:09 | 3549663 gimli
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I guess the builder must have bought a pretty large rubber for insurance.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:11 | 3549667 fonzannoon
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I am guessing it's their central banks HQ

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:16 | 3549668 Sudden Debt
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well, it will be good for tourisme :)

One of the BIGGEST AND EARLIEST AMERICAN FALLUS BUILDING:
The empire state building.

And the frst time I visited it, the tour showed this movie about New york and how the building was build and was a symbol of America.

Every great vuilding in history is a falus symbol.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:23 | 3549718 Melin
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You say that like it's a bad thing.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:41 | 3549791 Sudden Debt
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No it's not.
It's hardwired in our brains to admire the falus.

there are 2 driving forces in our existence.
Sex and power. and those are also linked togehter.
If you understand that, you'll understand the meaning of life itself.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:57 | 3549857 kaiserhoff
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Sex and power?

What about Hootch?

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:44 | 3549991 knukles
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You been talkin' to Mrs. K for too long.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 20:50 | 3550362 kaiserhoff
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Great minds...

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:49 | 3549824 Rustysilver
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Have you been to Vegas. Next to Wynn casinos there are a number of erect building that local call who has a bigger penis.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:52 | 3549836 Sudden Debt
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during the day it's to hot to look at them and during the nights I was to drunk to watch them :)

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:12 | 3549677 The_Dude
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Tell that gay monkey to leave my shit alone!!!

 

http://youtu.be/uT73PztIudU

 

Enjoy!!

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:14 | 3549681 gimli
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If this building stands for more than 4 hours it should really go see a building inspector.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:23 | 3549705 akak
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Too bad they did not also decide to put in two telescope domes at the base of the, um, tower

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:34 | 3549768 blindman
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they're cumming. by the way the building contracts
into a subsurface tunnel complex in the cold winter
months. no, really !

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:48 | 3549821 akak
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They still need to plant a dense grove of shrubs around the base, something that can handle significant pruning.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:31 | 3549954 12ToothAssassin
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There is a vas deferens between this edifice and the substructure tunnels.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:07 | 3550059 blindman
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when the last stone is laid there will be an
official opening ceremony with musical performances
climaxing with soulful and liquid gold vocal ejaculations
from urethra franklin.
dennis rodman will also be in attendance.

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 04:31 | 3550956 StychoKiller
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You sick puppy!  Keep it up!

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 23:39 | 3550738 Teamtc321
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Na, they will keep the work area cleaned up.............

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 00:23 | 3550791 blindman
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it is the right thing to do.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:24 | 3549934 Wakanda
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They mixed black market Viagra into the cement.

Gives new meaning to "rock hard".

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:15 | 3549684 yogibear
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They going to stick it up the US Federal Reserve? A former Princeton Economics professor that had a thesis on avoiding the Great Depression would probably like it.  

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:17 | 3549688 nmewn
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ROR!!!...squew yoo!

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:28 | 3549740 nmewn
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Making fun of how someone talks is razzzism?

Roley qwap!

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:30 | 3549746 fuu
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I dunno, just sayin' it's a new policy today.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:31 | 3549752 nmewn
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Francis & JOYLESS better be careful then ;-)

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:33 | 3549764 Thisson
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This notice is a long time in coming.

(I'm trying to stay within the spirit of the topic at hand!)

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:41 | 3549796 nmewn
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lol...exsowent!

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:01 | 3549864 kaiserhoff
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So...

If Ilene is one the rag about racism, does that mean we get the titties back?

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:06 | 3549887 nmewn
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I think we're still good to go on misogynistic humor...probably need a ruling from the thought police though ;-)

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:18 | 3549918 kaiserhoff
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Gee whiz golly damn.   Better be careful.

After all, the barriers to entry in blogging are almost as impressive as the money to be made in blogging.

Are Jews a race?  Let's take a vote.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:37 | 3549975 nmewn
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Beats me.

Still trying to figger out why Asnecki (whatever the fuck) and Shepardic are still called Jews.

Revealing ;-)

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 20:18 | 3550282 i-dog
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Your comment is more revealing.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 22:04 | 3550571 eatapeach
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What about Hasbara and others of gov-type pros?

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 11:00 | 3551293 nmewn
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My point i-dog is, dividing these two "tribes" (while still calling them Jews) points to an argument other than religion.

If you're going to say the Sephardi are the good and the Ashkenazi the bad (or do I have that backwards?) there must be a traceable difference outside of their common religion.

The DNA says both came from the ME and while one or the other may have an over preoccupation with aquiring wealth & stature I don't believe either one really eats babies for breakfast as has been alleged by some of the nutters around here...lol.

And I'm a Christian by the way, before you go all conspiratorial on me.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:35 | 3549774 Doubleguns
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Then dont even dare mention the color of that thing. 

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:36 | 3549777 akak
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That is a pretty dramatic policy reversal here.

Not to say that it is entirely unwarranted.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:45 | 3549802 fuu
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They also added a new guide to getting your akak on: http://www.zerohedge.com/help/report-offensive-comments

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:49 | 3549809 XitSam
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Isn't the post itself racist? Or is racial innuendo acceptable?

Edit: Discrimination used to be a good word. The expressions "The discriminating housewife ..." and "Choosy moms choose Jif" come to mind.

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 07:32 | 3551075 kaiserhoff
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The post itself is hate mail to white people, those who work for a living, or think for themselves...,

  but all of that is invisible to the Stalinist left.  They like the way they hate.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:46 | 3549810 nmewn
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Personally, I got faith in the Tylers to use it sparingly...I mean if we get overrun by a bunch of Aryan Brotherhood types (or Black Panthers) is when I would expect it.

Besides, I think I read somewhere that they don't even have to give a reason (its their property) so its kinda meaningless, outside of a "Hey, we're tryin to run a respectable Fight Club here, tone it down" ;-)

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:56 | 3549854 akak
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I wonder if AnAnonymous' incessant and kneejerk anti-American rantings will fall under this new policy as well?

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:03 | 3549874 nmewn
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Now that's a good question...I guess just like porn and art...razzzism is in the eye of the beholder...lol.

I know how I view his ridiculous musings...rabbit holes everywhere! ;-)

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 21:44 | 3550503 TheFourthStooge-ing
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akak asked:

I wonder if AnAnonymous' incessant and kneejerk anti-American rantings will fall under this new policy as well?

I hope not. He's an honest-to-goodness net.kook. While ranting cranks are a nickel-copper clad dime a dozen, authentic net.kooks, especially when they get wound up, can be amazing sources of unintentional entertainment.

Besides, American (like Chinese) isn't a race but a multifaced culture with vast numbers of starkly different ethnicities and subcultures. It would make about as much sense as referring to Belgians, Texans, Andorrans, Brazilians, Moroccans, and British Columbians as races.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:53 | 3549823 Agent P
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It's actually "Notice on Lacism", but they spelled it that way just for this.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:53 | 3549840 Dr. Engali
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Anybody seen Francis?

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:00 | 3549861 nmewn
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He's "up on top" making his way "down the shaft" to "beat me" up for including him in a menage a troi without his permission ;-)

Hey, what kinda bow do you use? Just picked up a Hoyt...

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:53 | 3550022 kchrisc
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Oh oh! I have noticed how blacks live, behave and kill each other.

Does that make me racist? I don't want to be racist.               hujel

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 23:15 | 3550703 chindit13
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When the site's original message is not lost amongst, or diminished by, the biases of those who keep it company, there can be no denying that Zerohedge is a force to be reckoned with.  Sharks are already circling around one or two of those who helped bring the system to where it should never have been, so if ZH is added to the pack of righteous predators, there's going to be some dead meat out there.

Put your napkins on, I hear the dinner bell.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:18 | 3549691 orangegeek
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Beef curtains.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:37 | 3549779 Buckaroo Banzai
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Ham wallet.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:19 | 3549696 akak
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The Official Organ of the Chinese Communist Party.

 

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:22 | 3549715 Bastiat
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Haha! Nailed it.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 20:50 | 3550357 blindman
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a landmark towering above the secure
satchels where they store the high
committee jewels.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:19 | 3549698 Major Major Major
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Yu guys jus jearous or someting?

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:34 | 3549965 Element
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that was a typo right? ;)

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 05:46 | 3551009 Redhotfill
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No me no jearous, now get back to work at city work and take a order pwease.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:20 | 3549701 gimli
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I think we are looking at Kim Kardashian's next boyfriend.

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 07:38 | 3551082 kaiserhoff
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Her Momma must be soooo pwowd.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:21 | 3549708 Dr. Engali
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Yep I definitely should have taken the blue pill.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:32 | 3549713 akak
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I wonder how many tiger penises and bear gall bladders they had to blob-up to erect THAT?

 

In future news, July 2015: "Workers in exterior offices on the upper levels of the People's Daily Building continue to complain about a pervasive smell of cheese, as well as the periodic obscuring of their windows by an unknown whitish liquid."

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:22 | 3549714 Agent P
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In America, that building would be twice as tall (4x in Africa).

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:40 | 3549787 akak
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It's not about how tall the building is, it's how they use it that counts.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:23 | 3549719 Lady Heather...UNCLE
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An architectural cock-up

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:24 | 3549723 Its_the_economy...
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I miss the the jokes on Chinese citizenism.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:36 | 3549776 Poor Grogman
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An annoying mouse has lost his Mojo.

He's now stumbling about mumbling something about Wikileaks and US Citizenism. when he sleeps he has nightmares that Tibet is now a nuclear power.

Sad really...

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:41 | 3549792 Its_the_economy...
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remind me the handle of the poster who always posted on US citizenism and earned the ire of ZH regs.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:46 | 3549813 akak
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"AnAnonymous"

 

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:00 | 3549863 Its_the_economy...
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That's it!

 

Funny!

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:04 | 3549871 akak
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The proper response is actually "Make me laugh".

 

You are clearly not a US 'american' parangong of monolizing the comedy means.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:15 | 3549910 Its_the_economy...
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That's it!

 

Makes me laugh!

 

(am i good now?)

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 21:53 | 3550532 TheFourthStooge-ing
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This now elucidation of having made more clearing is the inevitable result of leading to the collapse of the Chinese citizenism.

Bringing up the past is quite nice but one goes into debt by loaning money.

Economical times flew slowlier, yet one line spoils it all: the usual US citizen meme. 1776,July,4th.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:24 | 3549726 M2Market
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schlong

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:26 | 3549734 M2Market
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Mi Dong

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:28 | 3549739 M2Market
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I see your schwartz is as big as mine... Lets see how well you handle it

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:29 | 3549741 gimli
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In the rental agreement:

Late payment on rent could induce immediate ejection from premises.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:29 | 3549743 Cursive
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China?  I know the Japanese have a number of fertility festivals....

 

http://www.urbantitan.com/seven-strange-but-true-celebrations/

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:30 | 3549749 americanspirit
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And an impressive fountain will grace the top

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:31 | 3549754 They Tried to S...
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BOC has announced a new economic accelerant for the economy 

 

YV Program

 

"BOC will inject unlimited Yuantatative Viagra" 

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:33 | 3549760 Goldenballs
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What happens when the erection is finished,or is that a bit like the world economy.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:56 | 3549848 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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The Mentors have the answer. I'm surprised this wasn't removed from youtube since basically they violate any sort of decency standard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxXpL-Pl30Q

 

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:34 | 3549767 gimli
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I bet the biggest bunch of jerk-offs will be housed in there.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:43 | 3549771 Dr. Engali
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Is that how their central-bank plans on injecting liquidity into the system?

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:35 | 3549772 Yen Cross
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      I need to hire a Terracotta army.  Moar GDP>  This 'Chinism' emperor thought he was on to something.  lulz

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 17:53 | 3549843 XRAYD
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The market is getting ready for the long equity bondage!

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:07 | 3549882 Mine Is Bigger
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No balls?  I guess it's just symbolic for the castrated newspaper.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:15 | 3549907 silverserfer
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if it was an authentic asian falic building it would be a thick dark treed landscape with a very small domed shaped sushi restaraunt in the center.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:21 | 3549927 ToddGak
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I think the "mushroom tip" is just scaffolding that will disappear when the building is complete.  Then, it will just look like a giant un-circumcised dong rather than its current appearance as a giant circumcised dong.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:28 | 3549944 bloostar
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It's surely the year of the one eyed trouser snake?

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:35 | 3549969 Aurora Ex Machina
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At least they're honest about the media fucking the populace.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:40 | 3549981 kchrisc
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Wrong! I have it authority that this is actually the new FedRes/IRS/Treasury building in DC--"One stop fucking"                        hujel

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:43 | 3549987 tnquake
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morning wood

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:47 | 3550003 dolph9
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Are the b-ball loving Chinese jealous of the blacks?

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:11 | 3550073 ersatzteil
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I wish I could have a building modeled after my weener. Oh wait, that would be the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:12 | 3550077 ponzilla
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Window Washer Rub It Out, Rinse, Repeat.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:15 | 3550084 RaceToTheBottom
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International Sign in Elevator indicating top floor "Penis Head"

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