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If the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world asset bubbles don't exit, the question is who really is QE Soze?
inspired by Omid Malekan, h/t @Williambanzai7
Can you ask the one at far left to stand?
Classic: "Are you Paul Krugman? My dad loves your shit!"
If we don't hang together...
Benny, as Verbal, actually make me laugh out loud. Thanks for that.
"How many times you been in a lineup ? It's always you and four dummies."
"Give me the QE you cocksucka motherfuckahahhaalallaahaa!"
All: "Fucking Bloomberg Terminals..."
Soze is the girl, who cried a river and drown the whole world. And tho she looks so sad in photographs, I absolutely love her.......when she smiles.
"Give me the Keynes, you corksucker..."
"TOLD YA! TOLD YA! TOLD YA!
We shoulda pulled a Paulson!
Like amnesty man, before the crime!"
"Where is that little pervert anyway?"
"We released ourselves on our own recognizance."
I miss Michael Jackson...
Officer to victim: "which of the five was not involved in your ass raping?"
Funny, they don't seem Druish.....
Second from left looks pretty shifty.
A better question to ask is, who is Verbal Kint?
Well, they're all verbal cunts.
I thought Max Keiser was Kaiser Sose. No wait, that's Satoshi Nakamoto.
what debt crisis?
You know, the one where the banks don't have all your money, so you need to give it to them. That crisis.
Even if you do not like this comment, mark it up for me please? I only have one greenie to give.
We like you. Silly Rabbit
Keynes seems kinda smarmy.
He's a tall motherfucker too. They're all taller than I thought. Didn't think you could pile shit that high
PhD Piled higer and deeper.
Krugman's Keynesian Krush on BernanQE Bullion Bandit
Via email(to BI's Joe Weaselthal), Princeton economist Paul Krugman expanded on this theory:
I don't really know, although at some level I'm not surprised: finance types just hate, hate easy money policies, although you would think that these policies are often good for their bottom lines. I do wonder in this case whether there's extra hatred of Bernanke because he keeps proving them wrong: they keep predicting terrible things from QE, runaway inflation, and all that,and instead the bearded academic stuff keeps turning out right.
I was thinkin the junkie on the right but its the guy in the middle and I'll swear to it in court!
(Been nice knowing you guys)
"And like poof.. its gone"
GIMME THE KEYNES MOTHAFUCKA!!!!!!!
"Hit the Ctl-P key, you fucking cocksucker."
Captures the essence of Bernanke's speech today PERFECTLY.
"Hand me the keys to the printing press, you fucking cocksucker."
Who's the gimp?
Krugman. Always Krugman.
Why is Jack Lew hiding his face?
Orca fat. She was.
" I always tell the truth, even when I lie" ... Al Pacino, Scarface
"the greatest trick the Banking Cabal ever pulled was convining the world they didn't exist"
Amen brother. Federal Reserve is about as "Federal" as FedEx.
Kewee Kapshun Kontest
Not supposed to use criminals in all of the places in a lineup.
Put da ink in the fuckin' printing press, you fuckin' cock sucka, what da fuck?
Casting for The Diary of Ann Frank?
Hiyo Stocks and away !!!
It's the one on the far right, guilt showing with his hands ready for handcuffs.
The 23 year old newbie says to his/her boss> I noticed yields on longer term notes are widening in a "Greek way".
She/He politely seduces their object of affection, and hands them a "pink Slip"! Bitxhez
Self employment is awesome. ( and it creates jobs)
Priceless, we're being ruled by a bunch of clowns.
They're all Bozos on that bus.
Don't worry, they are child molesters, not economists
Stealing their future is some serious molestation, ya got us there.
Make no mistake about it, Greenspan was the Godfather of it all.......
Krugman, gansta' wanna be, but only a fan boi.
Enjoy the evening. Be prepared for Sunday...
I do believe we could cross the Rubicon then...prescient warning duly noted..!!
The next "flash crash" is close.
When you have a long term bond market up 5%, and an equity market with a $2+ billion (dialy) injection, unable to climb up off the turf?
This project is coming to an end> W T F II Thanks for your thoughts.
The more salient Q is: Do bubbles matter? A: Not if you're not in them.
I recall the 1987 crash: Was having a great time with friends at a pub near Covernt Gardens, and chatting up some very pretty English girl (she was 'English', not 'British'), when we heard the news. As grad students, we were so shocked that we chuckled and ordered more pints. And I continued charm offensive, which had far better returns than the markets.
Position and perspective matter also.
"This Time", such an oderly rebound is highly unlikely...
A stick in the bush is more important than some lost fiat across the pond
"William, why have you put me in here with these fucking amateurs? I want to keep on being dead... By the way, I was considerably taller than this!"
J M Keynes
HAND ME THE FUCKING QE'S COCKSUCKERMOTHERFUCKERBLEAHH LALALABLALAAAAAAAA!
I'll probably be shittin' dollars tonight.
All have applied for jobs involving the care and stewardship of children. What does THAT tell us..??
i remember he smelled of gefilte officer,
does that help narrow it down?
"Officer? It was all of them that raped me.
I thought it was just one of them because I had a bag put over my head and got bent over - but now that I think about it - there were five distinct old colognes and 4" pencil dicks that lasted 88 seconds each."
and when thy Finish, they also Finish all over Financial Futures
I would like to invest all of my children's future upvotes on this. Sadly, it seems only .gov can borrow from future generations.
Or, "somebody get me some rope"!
Pinocchio Perp Lineup
Is that the punk rock group I have been hearing about? Benny and the Inflators?
Considering how they are symbiotically related to the MIC(Who did the leg work on libya's Gold?).
It still would still be Benny and the Jets
Inkjets, Benny and the Inkjets!
"Do you want blindfolds and a last cigarette?"
Hell, what's taking the firing squad, that did in Nicolae Ceausescu, to arrive late.
You guys better hope that you're not in Chicago and today is not St Valentine's day.
The New Lew Revue
ok kids if you've been ignorant and foolish, this is the hell you will go to.
It's the caucasian.
Second from the right really doesn't want to be associated with the scumbags in the room with him.
I can understand that.
A peerless, psycho, F'ed up banker.
He burned down the houses they live in, and the stores they work in..
It's difficult to figure out which one of these bitches is QE SOZE.
"There is a mob with pitchforks and torches forming outside, lets just release them."
'asset bubbles don't exit' - No they climb out the tolilet window without paying.
Guilty. Guilty. Guilty. Guilty? Guilty.
How much are their organs worth on a free and open market?
Somebody get me a rope! Lots of it.
We were warned. I prepared the best I could.
First of all China will not overcome the United States"" in GDP. Secondly resources are the wrong way to guage GDP.
China is actually shrinking in "terms of trade. Look at the Australian $ breaking parity. I'm tired Bitchez.
"Which one? They all fucked me over!"
HiHo Stealfromya! The lineup from Hell. Got any Mountain Dew?
Looks like a Hebrew Orgy.
Beautifully Done Tyler
Highly recommend reading this short one(how many 'Master' type corps are there?)
World Bank Whistle-blower: “Precious Metals To Serve As An Underpinning For Paper Currencies”
Then for conformation reach back for this one. See a pattern here?
The Globalizer Who Came In From the Cold
I see deadbeat depositors...Ready, Aim, PRINT!!!!
No way Krugman is that tall.
"The Usual Suspects" is an overrated movie.
one of these guys has worked as a clown at childrens birthday parties. that one is you bubble blower!
Bom bum bom bum bom bum bom bum bom bum bum bum bum, mr sandman, bring me a dream, bum bum bum, make him the cutest that i've ever seen.....
So we printed, so what?
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