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QE Qaption Qontest

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If the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world asset bubbles don't exit, the question is who really is QE Soze?

inspired by Omid Malekan, h/t @Williambanzai7

 

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Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:27 | 3549941 thedrickster
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Can you ask the one at far left to stand?

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:45 | 3549994 markmotive
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Classic: "Are you Paul Krugman? My dad loves your shit!"

http://www.planbeconomics.com/2013/05/are-you-paul-krugman.html

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:57 | 3550032 kaiserhoff
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Careful guys...

If we don't hang together...

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:00 | 3550042 xtop23
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Benny, as Verbal, actually make me laugh out loud. Thanks for that.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:31 | 3550137 Fredo Corleone
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"How many times you been in a lineup ? It's always you and four dummies."

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:44 | 3550186 ACP
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"Give me the QE you cocksucka motherfuckahahhaalallaahaa!"

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 04:03 | 3550940 Supernova Born
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All: "Fucking Bloomberg Terminals..."

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 05:39 | 3551005 negative rates
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Soze is the girl, who cried a river and drown the whole world. And tho she looks so sad in photographs, I absolutely love her.......when she smiles.

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 10:56 | 3551283 Pool Shark
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"Give me the Keynes, you corksucker..."

 

 

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 14:33 | 3551759 agNau
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"TOLD YA! TOLD YA! TOLD YA!

We shoulda pulled a Paulson!
Like amnesty man, before the crime!"

"Where is that little pervert anyway?"

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:45 | 3550188 bonderøven-farm ass
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"We released ourselves on our own recognizance."

 

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:57 | 3550035 Looney
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I miss Michael Jackson...

Bubbles

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 20:02 | 3550243 alphamentalist
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Officer to victim: "which of the five was not involved in your ass raping?"

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:28 | 3549942 Tijuana Donkey Show
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Funny, they don't seem Druish.....

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:28 | 3549943 TeamDepends
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Second from left looks pretty shifty.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:29 | 3549948 Buckaroo Banzai
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A better question to ask is, who is Verbal Kint?

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 10:40 | 3551269 Morrotzo
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Well, they're all verbal cunts.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:30 | 3549949 Lost Wages
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I thought Max Keiser was Kaiser Sose. No wait, that's Satoshi Nakamoto.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:30 | 3549950 observer007
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Wealth and Savings In Danger: Bosten Consulting Group (BCG) wants haircut for everyone of 11-30% to solve debt-crisis

 

http://homment.com/bcg-study-haircut

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:31 | 3549959 fonzannoon
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what debt crisis?

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:59 | 3550041 seek
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You know, the one where the banks don't have all your money, so you need to give it to them. That crisis.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:03 | 3550051 MsCreant
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Even if you do not like this comment, mark it up for me please? I only have one greenie to give.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:46 | 3550195 Yen Cross
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       We like you. Silly Rabbit

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 20:03 | 3550247 FEDbuster
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Molon Labe!

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 23:30 | 3550731 Hulk
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Done...

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:31 | 3549952 sweaty7
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Keynes seems kinda smarmy.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 22:00 | 3550555 palmereldritch
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He's a tall motherfucker too.  They're all taller than I thought.  Didn't think you could pile shit that high

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 00:19 | 3550788 yogibear
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PhD  Piled higer and deeper. 

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:33 | 3549953 Cursive
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Krugman's Keynesian Krush on BernanQE Bullion Bandit

 

 

 

Via email(to BI's Joe Weaselthal), Princeton economist Paul Krugman expanded on this theory:

I don't really know, although at some level I'm not surprised: finance types just hate, hate easy money policies, although you would think that these policies are often good for their bottom lines. I do wonder in this case whether there's extra hatred of Bernanke because he keeps proving them wrong: they keep predicting terrible things from QE, runaway inflation, and all that,and instead the bearded academic stuff keeps turning out right.

 

 

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:31 | 3549956 nmewn
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I was thinkin the junkie on the right but its the guy in the middle and I'll swear to it in court!

(Been nice knowing you guys)

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:32 | 3549961 Awakened Sheeple
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"And like poof.. its gone"

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:32 | 3549962 Dasa Slooofoot
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GIMME THE KEYNES MOTHAFUCKA!!!!!!!

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:19 | 3550096 AlaricBalth
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"Hit the Ctl-P key, you fucking cocksucker."

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:33 | 3549964 TrustWho
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Captures the essence of Bernanke's speech today PERFECTLY.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:34 | 3549967 Buckaroo Banzai
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"Hand me the keys to the printing press, you fucking cocksucker."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-f8hwafsIU

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:34 | 3549968 NuckingFuts
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Who's the gimp?

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:07 | 3550057 Cursive
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@NuckingFuts

Krugman.  Always Krugman.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:36 | 3549972 IridiumRebel
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Why is Jack Lew hiding his face?

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:38 | 3549976 Lmo Mutton
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Orca fat. She was.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:58 | 3549977 Yen Cross
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     " I always tell the truth, even when I lie" ...         Al Pacino, Scarface

 

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:44 | 3549984 LetsGetPhysical
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"the greatest trick the Banking Cabal ever pulled was convining the world they didn't exist"

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 20:05 | 3550252 FEDbuster
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Amen brother.  Federal Reserve is about as "Federal" as FedEx.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:44 | 3549990 Seorse Gorog fr...
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Kewee Kapshun Kontest

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:45 | 3549996 howenlink
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Not supposed to use criminals in all of the places in a lineup.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:46 | 3549999 urbanelf
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Put da ink in the fuckin' printing press, you fuckin' cock sucka, what da fuck?

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:46 | 3550002 ersatzteil
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Casting for The Diary of Ann Frank?

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:52 | 3550018 B2u
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Hiyo Stocks and away !!!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxIuIxqo2So

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:52 | 3550020 capitallosses
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It's the one on the far right, guilt showing with his hands ready for handcuffs.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:59 | 3550021 Yen Cross
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     The 23 year old newbie says to his/her boss> I noticed yields on longer term notes are widening in a "Greek way".

 She/He politely seduces their object of affection, and hands them a "pink Slip"!  Bitxhez

    Self employment is awesome. ( and it creates jobs)

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:54 | 3550026 dbTX
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Priceless, we're being ruled by a bunch of clowns.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:52 | 3550221 espirit
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They're all Bozos on that bus.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:56 | 3550030 RaceToTheBottom
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Don't worry, they are child molesters, not economists

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:01 | 3550045 MsCreant
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Stealing their future is some serious molestation, ya got us there.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:59 | 3550040 gatorengineer
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Make no mistake about it, Greenspan was the Godfather of it all.......

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:00 | 3550043 MsCreant
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Krugman, gansta' wanna be, but only a fan boi.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:06 | 3550044 Yen Cross
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   Enjoy the evening.  Be prepared for Sunday...

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:12 | 3550080 W T F II
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Yen,

I do believe we could cross the Rubicon then...prescient warning duly noted..!!

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:22 | 3550107 Yen Cross
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    The next "flash crash" is close.

    When you have a long term bond market up 5%, and an equity market with a $2+ billion (dialy) injection, unable to climb up off the turf?

    This project is coming to an end>  W T F II  Thanks for your thoughts.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:05 | 3550053 Kirk2NCC1701
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The more salient Q is:  Do bubbles matter?  A: Not if you're not in them.

I recall the 1987 crash:  Was having a great time with friends at a pub near Covernt Gardens, and chatting up some very pretty English girl (she was 'English', not 'British'), when we heard the news.  As grad students, we were so shocked that we chuckled and ordered more pints.  And I continued charm offensive, which had far better returns than the markets.

Position and perspective matter also.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:10 | 3550070 W T F II
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"This Time", such an oderly rebound is highly unlikely...

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:45 | 3550191 RaceToTheBottom
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A stick in the bush is more important than some lost fiat across the pond

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:07 | 3550058 The Swedish Chef
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"William, why have you put me in here with these fucking amateurs? I want to keep on being dead... By the way, I was considerably taller than this!"

 

J M Keynes

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:07 | 3550060 Smuckers
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HAND ME THE FUCKING QE'S COCKSUCKERMOTHERFUCKERBLEAHH LALALABLALAAAAAAAA!

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:08 | 3550063 LetThemEatRand
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I'll probably be shittin' dollars tonight.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:09 | 3550066 W T F II
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All have applied for jobs involving the care and stewardship of children. What does THAT tell us..??

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:20 | 3550106 trichotil
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i remember he smelled of gefilte officer,

does that help narrow it down?

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:23 | 3550109 ebworthen
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"Officer?  It was all of them that raped me. 

I thought it was just one of them because I had a bag put over my head and got bent over - but now that I think about it - there were five distinct old colognes and 4" pencil dicks that lasted 88 seconds each."

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 20:24 | 3550294 Yes_Questions
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and when thy Finish, they also Finish all over Financial Futures

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 05:20 | 3550992 Balanced Integer
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I would like to invest all of my children's future upvotes on this. Sadly, it seems only .gov can borrow from future generations.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:31 | 3550136 Agent P
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"Ready, Aim..."

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:39 | 3550169 drbill
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Or, "somebody get me some rope"!

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:34 | 3550148 ziggy59
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Pinocchio Perp Lineup

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:34 | 3550150 Tombstone
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Is that the punk rock group I have been hearing about?  Benny and the Inflators?

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 00:44 | 3550811 samsara
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Considering how they are symbiotically related to the MIC(Who did the leg work on libya's Gold?).
It still would still be Benny and the Jets

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 06:38 | 3551035 grekko
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Inkjets, Benny and the Inkjets!

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:41 | 3550171 Shell Game
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"Do you want blindfolds and a last cigarette?"

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:41 | 3550172 Rustysilver
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Hell, what's taking the firing squad, that did in Nicolae Ceausescu, to arrive late.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:43 | 3550182 Rustysilver
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You guys better hope that you're not in Chicago and today is not St Valentine's day.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:44 | 3550189 Fuku Ben
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The New Lew Revue

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:51 | 3550218 Fuku Ben
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Caught again

wallstreetonparade.com/2013/05/treasury-secretary-jack-lew’s-infamous-ugland-house-ties-pop-up-again-in-foreclosure-check-scandal/

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:46 | 3550196 savagegoose
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ok kids if you've been  ignorant and foolish, this is the hell you will go to.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:48 | 3550204 q99x2
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It's the caucasian.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:51 | 3550214 logicalman
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Second from the right really doesn't want to be associated with the scumbags in the room with him.

I can understand that.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:52 | 3550219 i_fly_me
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A peerless, psycho, F'ed up banker.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:52 | 3550223 Yes_Questions
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He burned down the houses they live in, and the stores they work in..

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:54 | 3550228 orangegeek
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It's difficult to figure out which one of these bitches is QE SOZE.

 

Fucking bitches.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 20:04 | 3550249 eftian
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"There is a mob with pitchforks and torches forming outside, lets just release them."

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 20:10 | 3550265 Shevva
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'asset bubbles don't exit' - No they climb out the tolilet window without paying.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 20:28 | 3550301 Wakanda
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Guilty. Guilty. Guilty. Guilty? Guilty.

How much are their organs worth on a free and open market?

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 06:36 | 3551033 grekko
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Somebody get me a rope!  Lots of it.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 21:05 | 3550390 Yen Cross
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       We were warned.  I prepared the best I could.

   First of all China will not overcome the United States"" in GDP.  Secondly resources are the wrong way to guage GDP.

 

         China is actually shrinking in "terms of trade. Look at the Australian $ breaking parity. I'm tired Bitchez.

  Homework time

 

 

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 21:05 | 3550392 spanish inquisition
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"Which one? They all fucked me over!"

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 22:03 | 3550560 Abi Normal
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HiHo Stealfromya!  The lineup from Hell.  Got any Mountain Dew?

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 00:34 | 3550802 W74
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Looks like a Hebrew Orgy.

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 00:36 | 3550803 samsara
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Beautifully Done Tyler

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 00:57 | 3550823 samsara
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Highly recommend reading this short one(how many 'Master' type corps are there?)

World Bank Whistle-blower: “Precious Metals To Serve As An Underpinning For Paper Currencies”

http://bullmarketthinking.com/world-bank-whistle-blower-precious-metals-...

Then for conformation reach back for this one. See a pattern here?

The Globalizer Who Came In From the Cold
http://www.gregpalast.com/the-globalizer-who-came-in-from-the-cold/

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 04:50 | 3550969 Benjamin Glutton
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I see deadbeat depositors...Ready, Aim, PRINT!!!!

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 05:45 | 3551008 resurger
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+5

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 06:34 | 3551032 grekko
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Priceless!

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 08:05 | 3551101 Balvan
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No way Krugman is that tall.

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 08:56 | 3551164 _ConanTheLibert...
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"The Usual Suspects" is an overrated movie.

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 10:22 | 3551250 the grateful un...
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one of these guys has worked as a clown at childrens birthday parties. that one is you bubble blower!

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 12:40 | 3551501 mudduck
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Bom bum bom bum bom bum bom bum bom bum bum bum bum, mr sandman, bring me a dream, bum bum bum, make him the cutest that i've ever seen.....

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 15:58 | 3551957 SmittyinLA
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So we printed, so what?

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