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QE Qaption Qontest

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If the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world asset bubbles don't exit, the question is who really is QE Soze?

inspired by Omid Malekan, h/t @Williambanzai7

 


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Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:27 | Link to Comment thedrickster
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Can you ask the one at far left to stand?

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:45 | Link to Comment markmotive
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Classic: "Are you Paul Krugman? My dad loves your shit!"

http://www.planbeconomics.com/2013/05/are-you-paul-krugman.html

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:57 | Link to Comment kaiserhoff
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Careful guys...

If we don't hang together...

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:00 | Link to Comment xtop23
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Benny, as Verbal, actually make me laugh out loud. Thanks for that.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:31 | Link to Comment Fredo Corleone
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"How many times you been in a lineup ? It's always you and four dummies."

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:44 | Link to Comment ACP
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"Give me the QE you cocksucka motherfuckahahhaalallaahaa!"

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 04:03 | Link to Comment Supernova Born
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All: "Fucking Bloomberg Terminals..."

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 05:39 | Link to Comment negative rates
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Soze is the girl, who cried a river and drown the whole world. And tho she looks so sad in photographs, I absolutely love her.......when she smiles.

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 10:56 | Link to Comment Pool Shark
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"Give me the Keynes, you corksucker..."

 

 

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 14:33 | Link to Comment agNau
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"TOLD YA! TOLD YA! TOLD YA!

We shoulda pulled a Paulson!
Like amnesty man, before the crime!"

"Where is that little pervert anyway?"

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:45 | Link to Comment bonderøven-farm ass
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"We released ourselves on our own recognizance."

 

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:57 | Link to Comment Looney
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I miss Michael Jackson...

Bubbles

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 20:02 | Link to Comment alphamentalist
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Officer to victim: "which of the five was not involved in your ass raping?"

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:28 | Link to Comment Tijuana Donkey Show
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Funny, they don't seem Druish.....

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:28 | Link to Comment TeamDepends
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Second from left looks pretty shifty.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:29 | Link to Comment Buckaroo Banzai
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A better question to ask is, who is Verbal Kint?

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 10:40 | Link to Comment Morrotzo
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Well, they're all verbal cunts.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:30 | Link to Comment Lost Wages
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I thought Max Keiser was Kaiser Sose. No wait, that's Satoshi Nakamoto.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:30 | Link to Comment observer007
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Wealth and Savings In Danger: Bosten Consulting Group (BCG) wants haircut for everyone of 11-30% to solve debt-crisis

 

http://homment.com/bcg-study-haircut

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:31 | Link to Comment fonzannoon
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what debt crisis?

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:59 | Link to Comment seek
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You know, the one where the banks don't have all your money, so you need to give it to them. That crisis.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:03 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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Even if you do not like this comment, mark it up for me please? I only have one greenie to give.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:46 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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       We like you. Silly Rabbit

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 20:03 | Link to Comment FEDbuster
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Molon Labe!

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 23:30 | Link to Comment Hulk
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Done...

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:31 | Link to Comment sweaty7
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Keynes seems kinda smarmy.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 22:00 | Link to Comment palmereldritch
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He's a tall motherfucker too.  They're all taller than I thought.  Didn't think you could pile shit that high

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 00:19 | Link to Comment yogibear
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PhD  Piled higer and deeper. 

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:33 | Link to Comment Cursive
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Krugman's Keynesian Krush on BernanQE Bullion Bandit

 

 

 

Via email(to BI's Joe Weaselthal), Princeton economist Paul Krugman expanded on this theory:

I don't really know, although at some level I'm not surprised: finance types just hate, hate easy money policies, although you would think that these policies are often good for their bottom lines. I do wonder in this case whether there's extra hatred of Bernanke because he keeps proving them wrong: they keep predicting terrible things from QE, runaway inflation, and all that,and instead the bearded academic stuff keeps turning out right.

 

 

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:31 | Link to Comment nmewn
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I was thinkin the junkie on the right but its the guy in the middle and I'll swear to it in court!

(Been nice knowing you guys)

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:32 | Link to Comment Awakened Sheeple
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"And like poof.. its gone"

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:32 | Link to Comment Dasa Slooofoot
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GIMME THE KEYNES MOTHAFUCKA!!!!!!!

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:19 | Link to Comment AlaricBalth
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"Hit the Ctl-P key, you fucking cocksucker."

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:33 | Link to Comment TrustWho
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Captures the essence of Bernanke's speech today PERFECTLY.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:34 | Link to Comment Buckaroo Banzai
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"Hand me the keys to the printing press, you fucking cocksucker."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-f8hwafsIU

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:34 | Link to Comment NuckingFuts
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Who's the gimp?

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:07 | Link to Comment Cursive
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@NuckingFuts

Krugman.  Always Krugman.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:36 | Link to Comment IridiumRebel
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Why is Jack Lew hiding his face?

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:38 | Link to Comment Lmo Mutton
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Orca fat. She was.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:58 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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     " I always tell the truth, even when I lie" ...         Al Pacino, Scarface

 

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:44 | Link to Comment LetsGetPhysical
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"the greatest trick the Banking Cabal ever pulled was convining the world they didn't exist"

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 20:05 | Link to Comment FEDbuster
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Amen brother.  Federal Reserve is about as "Federal" as FedEx.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:44 | Link to Comment Seorse Gorog fr...
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Kewee Kapshun Kontest

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:45 | Link to Comment howenlink
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Not supposed to use criminals in all of the places in a lineup.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:46 | Link to Comment urbanelf
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Put da ink in the fuckin' printing press, you fuckin' cock sucka, what da fuck?

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:46 | Link to Comment ersatzteil
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Casting for The Diary of Ann Frank?

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:52 | Link to Comment B2u
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Hiyo Stocks and away !!!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxIuIxqo2So

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:52 | Link to Comment capitallosses
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It's the one on the far right, guilt showing with his hands ready for handcuffs.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:59 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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     The 23 year old newbie says to his/her boss> I noticed yields on longer term notes are widening in a "Greek way".

 She/He politely seduces their object of affection, and hands them a "pink Slip"!  Bitxhez

    Self employment is awesome. ( and it creates jobs)

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:54 | Link to Comment dbTX
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Priceless, we're being ruled by a bunch of clowns.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:52 | Link to Comment espirit
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They're all Bozos on that bus.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:56 | Link to Comment RaceToTheBottom
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Don't worry, they are child molesters, not economists

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:01 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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Stealing their future is some serious molestation, ya got us there.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 18:59 | Link to Comment gatorengineer
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Make no mistake about it, Greenspan was the Godfather of it all.......

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:00 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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Krugman, gansta' wanna be, but only a fan boi.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:06 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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   Enjoy the evening.  Be prepared for Sunday...

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:12 | Link to Comment W T F II
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Yen,

I do believe we could cross the Rubicon then...prescient warning duly noted..!!

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:22 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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    The next "flash crash" is close.

    When you have a long term bond market up 5%, and an equity market with a $2+ billion (dialy) injection, unable to climb up off the turf?

    This project is coming to an end>  W T F II  Thanks for your thoughts.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:05 | Link to Comment Kirk2NCC1701
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The more salient Q is:  Do bubbles matter?  A: Not if you're not in them.

I recall the 1987 crash:  Was having a great time with friends at a pub near Covernt Gardens, and chatting up some very pretty English girl (she was 'English', not 'British'), when we heard the news.  As grad students, we were so shocked that we chuckled and ordered more pints.  And I continued charm offensive, which had far better returns than the markets.

Position and perspective matter also.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:10 | Link to Comment W T F II
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"This Time", such an oderly rebound is highly unlikely...

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:45 | Link to Comment RaceToTheBottom
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A stick in the bush is more important than some lost fiat across the pond

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:07 | Link to Comment The Swedish Chef
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"William, why have you put me in here with these fucking amateurs? I want to keep on being dead... By the way, I was considerably taller than this!"

 

J M Keynes

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:07 | Link to Comment Smuckers
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HAND ME THE FUCKING QE'S COCKSUCKERMOTHERFUCKERBLEAHH LALALABLALAAAAAAAA!

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:08 | Link to Comment LetThemEatRand
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I'll probably be shittin' dollars tonight.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:09 | Link to Comment W T F II
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All have applied for jobs involving the care and stewardship of children. What does THAT tell us..??

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:20 | Link to Comment trichotil
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i remember he smelled of gefilte officer,

does that help narrow it down?

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:23 | Link to Comment ebworthen
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"Officer?  It was all of them that raped me. 

I thought it was just one of them because I had a bag put over my head and got bent over - but now that I think about it - there were five distinct old colognes and 4" pencil dicks that lasted 88 seconds each."

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 20:24 | Link to Comment Yes_Questions
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and when thy Finish, they also Finish all over Financial Futures

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 05:20 | Link to Comment Balanced Integer
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I would like to invest all of my children's future upvotes on this. Sadly, it seems only .gov can borrow from future generations.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:31 | Link to Comment Agent P
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"Ready, Aim..."

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:39 | Link to Comment drbill
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Or, "somebody get me some rope"!

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:34 | Link to Comment ziggy59
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Pinocchio Perp Lineup

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:34 | Link to Comment Tombstone
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Is that the punk rock group I have been hearing about?  Benny and the Inflators?

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 00:44 | Link to Comment samsara
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Considering how they are symbiotically related to the MIC(Who did the leg work on libya's Gold?).
It still would still be Benny and the Jets

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 06:38 | Link to Comment grekko
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Inkjets, Benny and the Inkjets!

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:41 | Link to Comment Shell Game
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"Do you want blindfolds and a last cigarette?"

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:41 | Link to Comment Rustysilver
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Hell, what's taking the firing squad, that did in Nicolae Ceausescu, to arrive late.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:43 | Link to Comment Rustysilver
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You guys better hope that you're not in Chicago and today is not St Valentine's day.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:44 | Link to Comment Fuku Ben
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The New Lew Revue

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:51 | Link to Comment Fuku Ben
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Caught again

wallstreetonparade.com/2013/05/treasury-secretary-jack-lew’s-infamous-ugland-house-ties-pop-up-again-in-foreclosure-check-scandal/

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:46 | Link to Comment savagegoose
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ok kids if you've been  ignorant and foolish, this is the hell you will go to.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:48 | Link to Comment q99x2
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It's the caucasian.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:51 | Link to Comment logicalman
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Second from the right really doesn't want to be associated with the scumbags in the room with him.

I can understand that.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:52 | Link to Comment i_fly_me
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A peerless, psycho, F'ed up banker.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:52 | Link to Comment Yes_Questions
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He burned down the houses they live in, and the stores they work in..

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 19:54 | Link to Comment orangegeek
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It's difficult to figure out which one of these bitches is QE SOZE.

 

Fucking bitches.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 20:04 | Link to Comment eftian
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"There is a mob with pitchforks and torches forming outside, lets just release them."

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 20:10 | Link to Comment Shevva
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'asset bubbles don't exit' - No they climb out the tolilet window without paying.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 20:28 | Link to Comment Wakanda
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Guilty. Guilty. Guilty. Guilty? Guilty.

How much are their organs worth on a free and open market?

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 06:36 | Link to Comment grekko
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Somebody get me a rope!  Lots of it.

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 21:05 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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       We were warned.  I prepared the best I could.

   First of all China will not overcome the United States"" in GDP.  Secondly resources are the wrong way to guage GDP.

 

         China is actually shrinking in "terms of trade. Look at the Australian $ breaking parity. I'm tired Bitchez.

  Homework time

 

 

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 21:05 | Link to Comment spanish inquisition
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"Which one? They all fucked me over!"

Fri, 05/10/2013 - 22:03 | Link to Comment Abi Normal
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HiHo Stealfromya!  The lineup from Hell.  Got any Mountain Dew?

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 00:34 | Link to Comment W74
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Looks like a Hebrew Orgy.

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 00:36 | Link to Comment samsara
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Beautifully Done Tyler

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 00:57 | Link to Comment samsara
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Highly recommend reading this short one(how many 'Master' type corps are there?)

World Bank Whistle-blower: “Precious Metals To Serve As An Underpinning For Paper Currencies”

http://bullmarketthinking.com/world-bank-whistle-blower-precious-metals-...

Then for conformation reach back for this one. See a pattern here?

The Globalizer Who Came In From the Cold
http://www.gregpalast.com/the-globalizer-who-came-in-from-the-cold/

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 04:50 | Link to Comment Benjamin Glutton
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I see deadbeat depositors...Ready, Aim, PRINT!!!!

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 05:45 | Link to Comment resurger
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+5

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 06:34 | Link to Comment grekko
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Priceless!

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 08:05 | Link to Comment Balvan
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No way Krugman is that tall.

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 08:56 | Link to Comment _ConanTheLibert...
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"The Usual Suspects" is an overrated movie.

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 10:22 | Link to Comment the grateful un...
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one of these guys has worked as a clown at childrens birthday parties. that one is you bubble blower!

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 12:40 | Link to Comment mudduck
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Bom bum bom bum bom bum bom bum bom bum bum bum bum, mr sandman, bring me a dream, bum bum bum, make him the cutest that i've ever seen.....

Sat, 05/11/2013 - 15:58 | Link to Comment SmittyinLA
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So we printed, so what?

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