House Hearing On IRS-Gate To Be Held On May 17th - Submit Questions Here

Tyler Durden's picture

Things are escalating rapidly and the finger-pointing will only grow more violent in the next few days. The House Ways & Means committee has just issued a statement that:


Should make for some fireworks, lots of 'pleading da fif', and apologies. We just want to make sure all the key questions are asked and answered about this "outrageous" act...

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101 years and counting's picture

If i'm a banking executive, i will never be audited, correct?

macholatte's picture



What did Bush know and when did he know it?


francis_sawyer's picture

Submit questions here...


OK... Here's my question...

What does the DICK of a 'CheesePope' taste like?

fightthepower's picture

Why do you stupid fucks still fund the IRS even as you pretend to not like them?

flacon's picture

"Is the US Government a FOR PROFIT CORPORATION?"


"Why should I pay my mother-fucking taxes when you mother-fuckers print all the money you need?" 

Pladizow's picture

Aaron Russo's Freedom to Facism:

Ques: Where can I find the Law that a US Citizen must pay income tax?

francis_sawyer's picture

All you 3 have totally missed the point... francis_sawyer, believe it or not, PAYS his taxes... That's the end of THAT story...


My question was directed more towards the succulent flavor of 'CHEESEPOPE SEMEN' by willing "OILER" groupies of the jazz band called "Squeaky McWheel & the Yodelers"...

Richard Chesler's picture

I don't recall...

I don't recall...

I don't recall...

I don't recall...

I don't recall...

toys for tits's picture

Can you explain why Federal employees are deliquent in their taxes to the tune of $3.5B dollars?  


Do you not enforce collection from them because they don't have "liberty" or "tea party" as part of their names?

Citxmech's picture

Pladizow - look up 26 U.S.C. Sec 1.

localsavage's picture

You have so much time to audit people....Why don't you audit the fed?

Saint Pitbull's picture

Start off by telling everyone that is being questioned, after putting them under oath, that they are going to jail for felonious abuse of government power.  Tell them that anyone that they told that did not report this felony is also going to be going to jail, including spouses, children, parents, neighbors and friends.  Tell them at this point, the answers that they give will determine for how long they go to jail.  If you lie, do not ever plan on getting out of jail again.  OK, now:

- Who told you to do this?

- Who thought this idea up?  Why do you think that?

- Who did you tell that you were doing this to?

- Who did they tell that you were doing this to? Why do you think that?

- Did you think that this was fun or funny as you were doing it?

- Who created your list of questions for these groups that you were "investigating"? Why do you think that?

- Who decided what specific groups were being "investigated"? Why do you think that?

- Provide a list of every group that you sent questions to and the questions that you sent to those groups

- Supply every e-mail that is in any way connected to this

- Who did you turn the answers over to that you received back from those groups being invetsigated?

- Who did they forward those answers to?

- Who did you believe ultimately wanted you to do this? Why do you think that?

- Who do you believe saw the answers from these groups?  Why do you think that?

- What did you do to the parties who did not answerrs everything completely?  Who told you to do this to them?

- Who do you think is going to rescue you from these charges and your prison time?  Why do you think that?

- Do you know what "salad tossing" is?  Maple syrup or honey? 

- Do you know that we are putting you in with the meanest bull-dyke and the baddest ass rapist we can find in the entire US?

- Paper or plastic?

A is A's picture

Can the dumbasses in the house not "forget" to swear someone in this time?

optimator's picture

"I refuse to answer the following question on the grounds it may tend to eliminate me."

ebworthen's picture

You pay your taxes, just like you lost your Gold and Silver in a tragic boating accident, right?

The only references I find to "cheesepope" or "Squeeky McWheel" etl al. link to your comments here on ZeroHedge.

Are you implying that the I.R.S. officials will not be forthcoming with honesty and details about who told them to persecute so-and-so because they wear knee pads and have cheese puff powder on their lips and fingers?

noless's picture

I actually loled once i figured it out.

NoDebt's picture

Are you aware that misuse of government power is a felony?

Let's start with that one.


orez65's picture

Great idea!!

Nobody pays any Federal, State, RE, Sales ... taxes.

The Fed just prints as many US dollars as needed!!!

Buckaroo Banzai's picture

You can't have fiat money without an income tax. One requires the other. For one thing, the income tax creates a built-in demand for the fiat currency that ensures it circulates even as its value collapses.

I am more equal than others's picture



Why is everything a -gate?  Watergate is 40 years in the past and unless there is a burglary of some office not all scandals need -gate added to them.  How about calling it what it is - government corruption by employees that had tacit approval to complete a witch hunt.

The IRS turned me into a nute! 


Will I got better.

oddball's picture

Why is everyting a -gate?  Because the told to report media has not had one original thought evah.   

TheGardener's picture

Law is justification of power.

Lawless power is what the IRS has.

Might makes right and someone has to get the loot
in for inept corrupt power brokers and their masters.

Stoploss's picture

Q. It is obvious the President knew of this incident, if he did not, then he has abandoned his responsibility to the American people knowingly, and willfully, over a span of time most likely much longer than we have been told.  

When will he be resigning??

sgorem's picture

summit questions here: i have a two part question, and probably not as pertinent or earth shattering as my very astute and intellectual fellow ZHer's, but i need to ask it anyway. When are ALL of you government parasites, including the Judicial, Executive, and  lastly, (but not leastly), The Legislative Branch, going to huddle together and commit mass fucking suicide for the sake of Americans in particular, and the world in general? If a date has been set, could you please leak it in advance so i, and a whole hell of a lot of other people could get the popcorn ready? Thanks in advance ASSHOLES................................

Hondo's picture

Correct because it might make the system unstable should you be audited and found a you just won't be audited.

takeaction's picture

Since I was a victim of this entire Fiasco.....The IRS charged me an aditional $80, back taxes, fines, and penalties.  I am a Ron Paul supporter...I have voiced my opinions about this piece of shit government...can you help relieve some of this burden?  I know they were laughing in the IRS office when they decided to nulify many of my valid deductions.

asteroids's picture

Have YOU ever cheated on your taxes?

sgorem's picture

whats YOUR definition of "cheated"?

Precious's picture

Please be sure to use Form 1040-EZ.

Jonas Parker's picture

Actually, use Form 1040-FU...

FL_Conservative's picture

It's a good thing that the Obama team can quickly locate some sacrificial lambs.

upWising's picture

How many heads will fit on the largest serving platter in the White House kitchen?

DeadFred's picture

Biggest question for me is who changed the rules so that your actions made it into the light of day? Under the recent rules no MSM coverage would have been given this exept for Lampoons on the Daily Show and by that Maddow thing. Who decided to let this come out and why??? The rules were changed recently and we don't yet know the new rules.

vlad335's picture

Yep, question the timing too. This is tin foil hat stuff I know but probably came from the Clinton camp. Any story that makes Obama look bad would normally not see the light of day. However, someone is going down for Benghazi and no way they can pin it on a low level flunky.

Bill can smell a return to White House power so he is firing shots across the administration bow.

Muddy1's picture

It all depends on what type of head your referring to.  These impotent dicks, several hundred

StychoKiller's picture

Don't matter, the Whitehouse pressure cooker only holds one at a time! :>D

Buckaroo Banzai's picture

"Rogue operatives" who "went cowboy" and "strayed off the reservation".

Muddy1's picture

U forgot: and blew their whistles

FL_Conservative's picture

This shit is getting "worse" by the minute.  I think Obama/Holder are waking up the hornets.

upWising's picture

When did TurboTimmy learn to tie his own shoes, and who taught him? 

Can he still remember how to do it, or does he need help each morning?

Joe Davola's picture

Any question I might possibly be pondering submitting won't affect my return's status, will it?

ebworthen's picture

Of course not, you just have to submit your S.S.# with your question to avoid duplicate questions, promise.

StychoKiller's picture

Here's a SSN suitable for all occasions:  388-28-8860 (Ed Gein, look it up!)

LetThemEatRand's picture

So if I say I voted for Obama when the IRS calls, is it an automatic case dropping or do I need to prove it somehow?  And if the latter, can I change my last vote retroactively?  He won anyway and Nmewn thinks I like the guy so what the hell.

Buckaroo Banzai's picture

Campaign contributions are a matter of public record. Makes it easy to see who's been naughty or nice!

"We reward our friends, and punish our enemies"

TheGardener's picture

Campaign contributions of big corporations work this way.

They try to pay off both enemies while securing THEIR status
as enemies of the public. Don`t get confused by the term
public company, it is not designed to be of any benefit
to you.