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Russia Captures US Embassy Worker In Act Of CIA Recruitment; CIA's "Dropbox" Gmail Address Revealed
Following the just concluded recent visit by John Kerry to Russia, one may have been left with the impression that the tensions of the Cold War are dead and buried. Just the opposite it appears. In what may be a well-timed and orchestrated announcement, moments ago Russia announced that it had caught an American, Ryan Fogle, a third-secretary at the US Embassy in Moscow, "red-handed" as he tried to recruit a Russian intelligence officer to work for the CIA. There goes any leverage the US may have had in attempting to persuade Russia to relent on the joint-Western push to "liberate" Syria. Just as Russia, run by a former KGB spy, had intended all along, and just another slap in the face of the US department of state, which lately can't seem to find its way out of a scandal-ridden (and redacted) paper bag to save its life. But perhaps most amusing is that in the attached letter given to the recruitment prospect, the CIA give out the email address to be used to indicate interest in working for Langley as follows: unbacggdA@gmail.com. How the times have changed.
Finally we wonder just how the CIA will recruit when the ECB finally bans €500 bills, allegedly used to facilitate "money laundering." Apparently spy recruitment is one of the bullish cases for the reddish banknote.
From Reuters:
The announcement came at an awkward time, just days after a visit by U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry during which Washington and Moscow agreed to try to bring the warring sides in Syria together for an international peace conference.
The Federal Security Service said Ryan Fogle, a third secretary at the U.S. Embassy in Moscow, had been detained overnight carrying "special technical equipment", a disguise, a large sum of money and instructions for recruiting his target.
The Russian Foreign Ministry said it had summoned U.S. Ambassador Michael McFaul over the case and a Russian television station published photographs which it said showed Fogle being detained, apparently wearing a blond wig.
A successor of the Soviet-era KGB, the FSB said Fogle worked for the Central Intelligence Agency and that he had been handed over to embassy officials at some point after his detention.
Diplomats accused of espionage are usually expelled or withdrawn.
"On the night of May 13-14, a staff employee of the CIA, Ryan Christopher Fogle ... was detained by counter-espionage organs of the Russian FSB while attempting to recruit an employee of one of the Russian special services," the FSB said.
"Recently American intelligence has made multiple attempts to recruit employees of Russian law enforcement organs and special agencies, which have been detected and monitored by Russian FSB counterintelligence," it said in a statement.
Pictures of the agent's capture via RT:
CIA agent trying to recruit Russian intelligence officer detained in Moscow (FSB)
Ryan C Fogle, 3d secretary of US embassy, was detained in Moscow by the Russian counterintelligence agency (FSB)
Disguise allegedly used by Ryan Fogle (FSB)
Ryan Fogle inside FSB office (FSB)
Ryan Fogle’s pass to the US embassy (FSB)
Ryan Fogle’s diplomatic pass (FSB)
The handy European bills (each amounting to just under $700) used for recruitment.
And below is the letter that contained the printed instructions for the Russian citizen being recruited.
Expect a prompt retaliation by the US, which now has to expose yet another cell of Russian spies operating in the US just to save face.
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A dimestore wig? Seriously?
This is so fucking awesome. LOL
"Atlas Moskva", RFID shield thingy, wigs. LOL
P.S. Send gay porn to unbacggdA@gmail.com
Gmail - monitored by CIA, thanks CIA for confirming. :-)
Shoutout to GMAIL - its now officially CIA Approved! Think this can inspire a gmail advertising campaign?
The CIA has gone straight downhill since sequestration.
LOL! His smile in his photo ID's set off my gaydar a bit. Maybe it is our gay muslim leader's CIA gay brigade of half wits. F these people!
Hope he watched plenty of Queer Guy on CIA TV for decorating tips for his new room at the gulag.
Damn - it is hard not to admire the Russians for exposing these evil morons.
Carrying a SOG Flash II and a rite in the rain note pad, but a shitty flashlight and even shittier pen, I won't even comment on the wigs and glasses. Wtf, CIA, thought you guys had all the great gear?
The sequester led to the firing of Rocky & Bullwinkle... It's been shitsville ever since...
"DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY!!!!......."
Has anyone try to email unbacggdA@gmail.com yet????
Why don't you google it, and let us know what you come up with.
This is the post-election “flexibility” Obama mentioned to Putin. I hope Fogle learns to be "flexible" with his new bunkmates, “Little” Ivan and “White Power” Vladdy.
What's the FSB recruitment email address??
"Fogled" = to be caught commiting espionage in the most obvious fashion
All the good gear and props have gone to DHS. CIA is left with discount store espionage tools.
I enjoy seeing my tax dollars hard at work. $100,000 -> $1,000,000? Wowza!
aka "Jamie Bonds".
After this major setback for the CIA, their new email was updated to bellydancerchika45@gmail.com
I told him he should have keep the "Groucho Marx" nose and glasses...
But NOOO....
So if i sign 3 people up and they all sign 3 people....sounds like an pyramid scheme
I'm sure you could get Icahn and a bunch of ex-Herbalife execs to run a better operation.
Or a current Herbalife shill like MDB.
+1000, Imaginalis, I'll be using it from now on.
100k to sign up, 1M to talk, more for real info.
not a bad gig, where do I sign up?
Who knew the CIA and recently deposed Nigerian Kings used the same letter drafting style?
“You are either with us (CIA/Mossad/MI6/Illuminati),
or you are with the terrorists (patriots/nationalists/truth seekers)” -GWB
The only thing they are trying to keep safe are themselves from us.
Ever since the Zionists did 911, they have been scrambling around, killing potential whistle-blowers, and spying on ANYONE that might pose a threat to their power, and running more false flags to try and take our guns. (Boston, Sandy Hook, Aurora)
that's not really the point.
consider it an insurance retainer.
100K is significant enough to be noticed,
thereby hooking you in for future leverage.
1M to switch sides and risk your neck out directly.
100K to become uncle Sam's bitch on demand.
For the really crafty the recruiter will track the 100K
and see if the recruit does a decent job of hiding the
funds, the operations therefore providing even more
leverage.
if on the other hand the funds are deposited in obvious
accounts. and yet seem to pass local checks without
being red flagged and attracting domestic heat, it would
mean that the recruit has the blessing of the other side
and is a double agent.
add as many layers of double-think indirection as your
head will allow, repeat, lather, and rinse.
Why didn't the Russians take advantage of the opportunity to place a double agent?
Maybe they were so insulted by the shitty effort on the CIA's part that they figured, we'll never get any useful information out of these dopes. LOL.
Or is there another agenda at work? Opportunities to establish a double agent don't come along every day, the Russians must have had a reason to blow this one up.
"Why didn't the Russians take advantage of the opportunity to place a double agent?"
Because they already know all they need to know about the papertiger that is the US. hujel
Too funny..., and sad.
Double agents became obsolete once it was discovered that all USG Windoze machines use the default administrator password.
Maybe they're ahead of the curve, in that department...
Blowing it up makes them look like they're noble defenders against the the shady, dishonest subterfuge of the US. Well played.
I just bought a new Mac Pro and sent them the reciept. Should hear back in a week. For $1,000,000 I can provide them with an unbelievable amount of information.
I went as far as checking anagrams and zerohedge account names.
I should send an email indicating that they have been chosen to receive USD $1,000,000 but first they must remit a small processing fee to the United Bank of Nigeria in order to redeem their funds.
News headline, 5/15: Spygate escalates. DOJ investigates Zerohedge as front for Russia's FSB spy agency.
Their mission was to destabilize the US, by demoralizing the public against own government. Three Tyler Durden personae arrested. Ring operated via offshore servers in Switzerland and Bulgaria. More charges pending.
AG Eric Holder denies false-flag 'retaliation' to FSB spygate, saying that "We've had ZH under investigations for some time, as their site has very detrimental effects on our monetary and fiscal policies, and acts as a de facto enemy-of-the-state." WH Carney deflects issue, saying it is a DOJ matter. Nobel Laureate in Economics, Dr. Paul Krugman, says that he is 'relieved' that this has come to a head and that the Fed's sound and innovative fiscal policies can keep the economy moving forward.
ZH site shut down in US. Many ZH bloggers say they are surprised and shocked. Said one blogger: "I'm shocked. Shocked, I say!"
Wrong, ZH is operated by the BIS. The server itself is hosted in Zurich (hence ZH).
Dude, you forgot to mention the Compass. I almost pissed myself. A compass, really!!!
CIA uses google mail but doesn't trust google maps.
Would have been classic if instead of a map book on table there were printed sheets from google maps.
How 'bout the glasses? JFC.
How about the three envelopes of freshly printed Euro fiatski notes? Looks like 500 Euro x 100 notes x 3 envelopes = 150,000 Euro's, carried around by one phaggy smiling dufus agent with a boy scout compass and Beastie Boyz wigs. This story is smelling more and more like bullshit to me...
+1 for Sabotage ref. This is the best thread ever.
I knew MCA couldn't be dead! He's working for the CIA now. I hope they didn't nab Big Bunny.
Finest article commentary I've seen in a while on here.
For those unfamiliar, the Beastie Boys video that clairvoyantly lampoons Fogle:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UE
my vote for BEST. VIDEO. EVER.
seen the kiddies remake? another classic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJxutXHTFQY
Maybe Fogle was just recruited by the FSB and they provided him with the wig, glasses and map. When he accepted the Euro notes the FSB realized Fogle was either A) Stupid B) duplicitous C) stupid and duplicitous or D) Just your average middle class American and so they threw him back into the pond.
Google IS CIA.
Ryan Fogle must be the son of Emmet Fitz-Hume.
Russian Interregator #1: Why are you here?
Emmett Fitz-Hume: Why am I here? Why are you here? Why is anybody here? I think it was Jean-Paul Sartre who once said... how do you spell Sartre?
[soldier slaps him]
Emmett Fitz-Hume: Owww... and let that be a lesson to you.
Spies Like Us (1:13)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jK0N74BDC5k
Too many ups to count!
WTF is he using a compass for? No GPS? Too stupid to remember the street names?
I buy all my spy stuff at the same store he does....Ebay:
http://www.ebay.com/itm/48-Funny-Rubber-Nose-and-Glasses-Fuzzy-Puss-Spec...
I'll never pay FULL price b/c...
I'm a Cheap Bastard.
You're confusing the CIA with MI6.
If he was MI6 he would have locked himself inside a duffle bag and self asphixiated. Gives new meaning to the term "Dead Drop."
This HAS to be a diversion.
Please God let this be a diversion or we are even more screwed than I thought.
Money is spent on hookers and blow, not gear
you can buy a Testarossa for 50 bucks on Cregslist if you respond to
unbacggdA@gmail.com
I think the wigs were his personal items. He's a cross-dresser.
.....his photo ID's set off my gaydar a bit.....
GAYDAR. Short for Gay-Radar. The ability to tell when someone near you is homosexual, even if they have given no obvious indications of being so. This is an ability usually possesed by homosexuals and their fag-hags.
It's like Spiderman and his Spider sense. He can just "feel" when there is danger nearby. Gaydar allows you to "feel" when there is gayness nearby.
Link
I didn't know what that meant - no problem, Urban Dictionary to the rescue.
if you said "Always" possessed, then you'd have something there. However, it is "Usually" which means "most typical" and not exclusive of heterosexuals. Just playin DA here.
Yeah ...... justa kiddn around, Urban Dictionary is a blast - check out cum dumpster.
Freddie seems a little phobic too.
Remember that preacher that cured himself of homosexuality then denounced homosexuals only to be caught again.
That guy was a homophobe too.
The way I look at it that's more bitches for me. Be as gay as you want, I'll screw your sister.
My guess is you are so desparate that you would screw your own sister. When I was a bit younger, I almost had to beat the women off with a stick. No joke. I once had to leave a bar because six girls would have had a cat fight. LOL!
My guess through most of your life you just would beat off because most women find you repulsive.
Totally Freddy! totaly dude! I can tell you totaly reek of class! You strike me as more th Ariel castro type that lkeeps your woman tied up in your bunker and preach to her about the end times and give her purity lashings for her own good.
Do you like movies about gladiators?
I once had to leave a bar because six girls would have had a cat fight.
Your cover has been blown …. ROFL, nobody here who is legitimate would make that kind of statement ……..
Oh Yeah - Urban Dictionary is the definitive source of knowledge. Just like Soros Snopes. What a tard. The dude smiles just a little too much in his photos.
He was a poor choice for what he was supposedly trying to do. I once knew a guy years ago that got iced in the third world who must have been agency. It had all the markings of it. He was very low key and could blend into the wall paper. My guess is he probably did not blend into the wallpaer well enough. I doubt he would have smile like this in ID photos.
He did attract women too as I did or do. I doubt Mr. Boil does. I also do something about it while Mr. Boil probably could not even get it up with Anna Chapman.
Hah!
http://www.snopes.com/info/aboutus.asp
I don't know why people bash snopes. I occasionally check there when family sends me these crazy emails that just topically don't pass any sort of smell check. Is everything perfectly true? No, probably not. It is however a useful resource.
Regards,
Cooter
Snopes, the bastion of truth on the internets...
Hahaha! When I saw that photo I didn't think he was gay but immediately started shaking my head thinking real agents look serious and hard, this looked like a college kid who finally took a trip without his parents.
Flounder, only skinnier.
First, Obama has to pick his pants up off the floor.
Don't you mean Cia-castration?
are we sure that was not kerry's jockey....
Sequestra-castration. No money, no, balls, no competency
Don't be so hard on the guy. He was just trying to win minds and hearts the good 'ole fashion CIA way...you know, like the Spy who came in from the cold way.....
No Hushmail? OK, the password is a bitch to remember, I'll give them that... ;)
Seriously this guy is supposed to be a CIA operative sent to recruit Russians my ass look at this CHILD in the pictures and ask yourselves does the CIA send untrained and unseasoned personnel for this type of very sensitive work. I say no friggin way something else is going on with Kerry's visit in which something was promised to the Russians from the US perhaps. This is a set up all the way something else is going on here.
"Approved and Protected by CIA of USA!".
Apparently he's been shopping here http://www.rfid-shield.com/products_passport.php ...or maybe it's just part of the CIA's corporate gift basket.
A bag of folded tinfoil for $20.00? Does it at least come with instructions for making a fancy hat?
If you pay that much for the bag, you won't have much need for the hat...
Time to call in Dennis Rodman.....
He's only missing the decoder ring - can't see that in the pics...
He carries that up his ass. How else would he escape from prison?
It's a footnote on page 159 in the CIA handbook.
Well, the rates they pay ($1M a year? +$100K to start? Fuck yeah!) they need low cost disguises, sheepdog.
p.s. Have a couple of buddies, of "significant means", who've said "a million ain't what it used to be"...guess this proves it's so!
The CIA is BYOD now. (Bring Your Own Disguise). Two scenarios here:
1) Times are so tough, and the state of our security so addled by ineptitude that we send this smiling ass clown screaming "Look at me! I'm CIA" into Putin's lair with a wad of cash in his pocket and a sophomoric appreciation of danger. He now is in danger of losing his life if that hasn't happened already.
2) The story is bullshit.
They cannot afford a decent disguise due to Sequestration. What clowns. Use a Gmail acccount. LOL!
Maybe they should offer the Russians 1,000 shares of Google stock to defect plus 100 free trades from eTrade.
My kneejerk is to say the story is bullshit. But then I remember khakhis and black shirt guy standing around in Boston and Cowboy hat wearing guy just sitting waiting for his cue....and I think maybe everything we do has just gotten so sloppy and apathetic. Even espionage.
Yes, and sunglasses guy laying in the sun very comfortably on top of denuded bone guy who is somehow still conscious despite losing 25% of his blood instantly. Oh yeah and all those amputations, what were there at one point, 30?
The hell with "cloak and dagger", this is "thrift shop Members Only jacket and butterknife" stuff and it's a straight-to-video hollywood production.
What's next, James Bond drinking faux margaritas at the local TGIFriday's with his Mazda in the parking lot - handicapped-tagged, but of course.
I'd be laughing a heck of a lot harder right now if the truths in your post didn't mean our world is in DEEP SHIT!
You should wash down the red pill, it hasn't quite hit your stomach yet.
THRIFT SHOP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK8mJJJvaes
I'm going to pop some spies
Only got 20 rubles in my pocket
I, I, I'm hunting
Looking for promotion
This is fuckin awesome.
I know a retired CIA employee who worked there in the 60s and 70s. He would tell some hilarious stories, the central theme of which were how comically amateurish the agency could be. So this is nothing new.
If so, then maybe all the books and blockbuster movies gave us the IMPRESSION that our world was well managed, and that our respective governments had their citizen's best interests at heart? But when one looks behind the curtain and sees how inept they really are... maybe we conspiracy theorists are wrong?
I hope this is merely some staged event by Vlad to embarass us rather than us embarassing ourselves.
I cannot imagine that a 21st century spy would use 19th century props including a friggin letter in which all details of 'the offer' are recorded.
If this is true, then we are in even worse shape than I thought, and I had no high hopes for my grandkids future country.
99% of people are faking their jobs. Why would the CIA be any different?
99% of people are faking their jobs. Why would the CIA be any different?
I think they stole the plot from this: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090056/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
+100 In fact he looks like those two guys in the desert wearing Izod pastels.
Or perhaps the real spooks were tired of this wannabe from Foggy Bottom at the mission, so they set him up with their "spy gear" and told him to run this simple op.
The majority of recent Directors are dumb empty suit bureaucrats from DC. There is no one left that isn't from Foggy Bottom. Brennan is running the place now. What a joke.
3) To paraphrase Tyler(s): "Tranny gets monkeyhammered" ..
LOL! F the CIA! F their Operation Mockingbird aka TV and Hollywood! F their Kenyan-Indonesian muslim puppet! He is CIA too.
You losers here watch TV and Hollywood's shit then you support The Matrix.
The dude looks like a surfer with the wig. "Whoa dude-comrade where is the waves in Moscow?" What a joke. Ass clown.
Has anyone else noticed that Hollywood thinks that even the janitors at Langley are uber hacker/ninjas? And this guy is on the front lines. Pretty funny stuff. These guys are just lazy office workers who will rat you out when the time comes (see the IRS) but in real espionage are a bunch of clowns.
"You losers here watch TV and Hollywood's shit then you support The Matrix."
Judging by your reference to "The Matrix" it appears that you too are one of us losers.
The Matrix, Queer Eye etc.
For someone who hates Hollywood and is the font of all evil, he sure knows about a lot of it.
Maybe it comes standard issue with Gaydar or he hangs at Perez Hiltons site.
He really does need a new schtick.*
* Yiddish word, but Freddie knew that too. His dad was probably a Hollywood producer.
LOL! I stopped watching their shit (O Tv and O Hollywood) years ago. Dad made me turn it off cause we had to go to temple in Hollywood Hills.
I think that can go in the irony hall of fame.
pods
Steady, Freddie, we're losing you, you're breaking up.
"We can rebuild him."
Figure that one out, kids.
Bigger, faster, stronger................
Well done.
Oscar Goldman?
Anna Chapman, please come back. All is forgiven.
I tried not to laugh too much as I scrolled down. You sent me over the edge.
McLovin got pinched!
Your friends?
Yeah! Me and my friend Evan sent him out to get beer for the party and next thing you know, Bam! He is in custody in Russia.
This is such an epic embarrassment it almost seemd like a goddamned plant. The US, the cradle of corruption is shooting themselves in the foot, knee, abdomen domestically and internationally.
This fuckin ryan a fogle guy looks to have been the guy who bought my boyhood "hugo the man of a thousand faces" from the garage sale my mom had when I was 11 ( I'm 38 now). IF he had used the fu manchu moustache and eyepatch he probably would have been OK. ROFL!
http://www.plaidstallions.com/kenner/hugo2.jpg
OF all the piles of dog shit the US has stepped in this may in fact be the most hilarious..
OMG - thanks for the boyhood reference! I totally forgot about that thing.
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Hey, give the guy a little credit. That was Johnson Smith's top-of-the-line spy disguise kit he was caught with. I didn't see the exhaust pipe whistle in the photo, so apparently the Russians didn't do a cavity search.
That was fake dog poo that was stepped in (ordered at the same time as the spy kit).
THERE IS NO WAY that an English speaker wrote this. At least one word uses British spelling and the rest of the letter is filled with the typical educated Russian-trying-write-English-isms.
The article or my response? I was born and raised in Alberta, graduated from university in Alberta.
I'd say the article, eh?
Dude was rocking the compass, too!
Have a fun time in the GULAG, ASSHOLE.
and PS, that fuckwit jamie dimon sold us all your gold.
Where... from here?
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-03-02/why-jpmorgans-gold-vault-larges...
I would want to be disguised wearing that shirt as well. Yuck!!!
A fucking boyscout compass? Really?
Putin & Co. knew about this guy for months, probably. Just choosing their time to expose him so as to extract maximum pain and leverage. Russians play chess. We play checker, apparently.
We eat the checkers.
LOL ... woof, woof!
They released a document with claiming a large $ amt and recurring payments... now every new wanna-be two-bit asset is going to be asking for at least as much... That's just cruel.
Yup. As Denzel says in Training Day:
'The shits CHESS, not checkers'.
Right; and the way the game is played we should arrest one of theirs shortly - although with this adminstration, no telling.
Eric Holder will get right on it.
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Go team USA!
Russians plays chess ... US plays tiddlywinks. It's just that much more of a challenge to flip the chess pieces into the little cup.
Dumbass probably tried to bribe with FRNs instead of gold.
Now that Cyprus is closed, where would a Russian put $100k of ill gotten booty???
JPM, GS, or DB would be more than happy to help with that.
Wow James Bond type stuff. First scandal breaks that US has been spying on Associated Press for two months. Now they are caught recruiting for the CIA. Wow! I am starting to laugh at this president he is pretty bad and I am not even Amrerican.
Don't be ashamed that you are not American. Feel free to show up on US soil and we'll give you free stuff.
This shit is all a smokescreen. Obama is trying to distract from the real scandal - Benghazi. Stevens was CIA and the "consulate" was a CIA safehouse.
These other scandals are designed to distract the sheep from Benghazi.
Low level, rogue employee, acting on his own.....
Same thing as the IRS and Benghazi
Kevin Henry's 3rd cousin on his mother's step-grandfather's half-brother's side.
Let's cut to the chase of O's plausible deniability and say:
"I Didn't Know".
The most uninformed Potus will be his history.
You stupid good lookings... I'm much too important to be captured...
Damn it, everybody has moved past Fast and Furious. I'm still trying to figure that one out.
This Admin is full of dip$hits and retards, what a joke.
Cincinnati, Moscow, what's the difference.
We don't have embassies, we have CIA branch offices.