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White House Holds Press Briefing: Will AP Questions Be Permitted?

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Will it be Benghazi? or the IRS Witch-Hunt? Or the AP Hack? Or how great the economy must be doing since stocks are surging? Or will anyone who asks questions be subject to immediate audit? Or are all questions moot? After all the White House knows precisely what will be asked long in advance...

 

 

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Tue, 05/14/2013 - 12:37 | 3560975 azzhatter
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I think Jay the Carney will just play David Tepper on CNBC. Gotta keep the plebes distracted

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 12:42 | 3561004 slaughterer
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It is almost every day that we have something from the White House on TV.  Why can't this government just let up?

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:05 | 3561114 krispkritter
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Most Transparent, er, Televised Administration Evah...

Lookat me! Look at me! 

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:23 | 3561179 Ahmeexnal
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How come no InfoWars reporters are allowed to ask questions to the fearless leader?

"YOMOMMA!!"

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 14:17 | 3561542 BeaverFever
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Because Alex Jones is just a disinfo shill working for Stratfor. He's only let out of his cage when it's time to make real patriots look like loons frothing from their mouths. Not only are his Zionist ties unquestionable, but he admits half of his family is CIA. Banks $7 million a year off of his seeds and DVDs. Yet many fall for this guys fear and rage rants. Suckers.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 16:41 | 3562115 earleflorida
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@ bv

jones is but a hired pyro manager-- he starts camp-fires with kindling using storied green'd-wood... fanning and flaming his imaginary hubris with his flamboyant anecdotal aspersions! 

in short; he gives journalistic [4th estate] ligitimacy a bad fucking name, period! 

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 18:30 | 3562473 Rick Blaine
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If no one is doing it already, someone needs to start making "No More Lies" stickers like that ASAP.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:56 | 3561420 Stoploss
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RULE 1 HOW TO IDENTIFY A LIAR:

 

They first call you a liar.. Before saying anything else.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 12:47 | 3561031 Jonas Parker
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"Beltway Jay" - Obama's answer to "Baghdad Bob"!

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:48 | 3561355 TuesdayBen
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Baghdad Jay Carney: "I triple-guarantee you that _____ is Dubya's fault. "

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 12:56 | 3561068 Canadian Dirtlump
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Carney will be dressed in a brown wig, an eyepatch, and fake sideburns from a kit he got from a CIA garage sale and come out with a different name and an odd accent. He'll give a briefling and find his way off stage with the aid of a crude compass,  exhibiting a fake limp in cuban heels which make him 3 inches taller.

 

Oh shit, I thought this was about the US embassy in Russia.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:15 | 3561169 Freddie
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The AP and IRS "scandals" are to distract you from the real story - Benghazi.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:20 | 3561195 Canadian Dirtlump
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Perversely, the REAL ben gazi story is that the US has been in bed with Al Quaeda in a non partisan manner ( McCain, so proud of the libyan fighters) since before the overthrow of gaddafi.. So in that sense, ben gazi as it is discussed today is in fact a distraction from the larger libya question, and the ongoing efforts of NATO and al quaeda to topple assad (was it chambliss touting fake intel on the chemical attacks).

Repbulicans looking to sink the democrats there should be careful what they wish for. Honestly they should all be hanging from the ceiling in the nearest highschool gymnasium with this said.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:34 | 3561266 Freddie
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Sadly _ I think you may be correct.    I would take lamp posts.

McCain is a real POS like Obama/Kerry/Reid/et al.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 14:08 | 3561491 General Decline
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Or maybe the Libyan ambassador had information and a conscience in regards to the satanic pedophile ring that operates in DC? No scenario is off the table as far as I'm concerned.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:59 | 3561437 ChanceIs
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I posted this yesterday, but long after the conversation on the topic had largely ended.  I reoffer it here:

........Benghazi-Gate, Iranian nukes, Syria, IRS-Gate, AP-Gate, are all distractions for the bank holiday coming this Friday after the close.

James Turk, Jim Sinclair, Paul Craig Roberts et. al. keep writing that the time to get your wealth out of the banking system was February.  The Euros keep putting legislation in place to seize bank accounts.  Those who follow gold will readily concede that the potential for a bullion bank run - COMEX default - JP Morgan default cannot be discounted.  (See especially PCR here on the fractional reserve gold bust from his blog yesterday:  http://www.paulcraigroberts.org/2013/05/13/gangster-state-america-paul-c... )

Just where is Germany's gold anyway?

Dust off that Von Schlieffen plan one more time.  We will get it right this time.  Those French are such decadent wastrels.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 16:43 | 3562135 earleflorida
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god... i hope your right

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:25 | 3561215 Remington IV
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Jay Carney = Joseph Goebbels

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 14:46 | 3561661 venturen
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More like Max Headroom!  Carney is conviencently uninformed and not forth coming with the little he knows But now that the media is waking up to the fact they have been screwed...hopefully things will change. The liberal nice guy persona is bursted...like the soon to be stock market

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:29 | 3561239 slaughterer
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Can't we impeach him yet?

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 12:37 | 3560976 The Thunder Child
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Fuck this administration, their ass licking lapdog press and their banker controllers...

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 12:40 | 3560987 Pantafulius
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And yet here you are, posting on a blog, doing nothing....

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 12:44 | 3561009 The Thunder Child
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1. I am at work

2. I helped Bill Still achieve his funding goal for his new documentary last week through a viral campaign

3. I am attending the Monsanto Rally on May 25th

4. I have written my MP more then once on this bullshit corruption

5. I have cut up my credit card and leave no money in the bank

6. I have withdrawn all retirement savings from the ponzi financial system

7. I cancelled my cable a year ago

8. Go fuckyourself

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:08 | 3561020 fuu
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Nice call on the Still thing last week. Got the t-shirt myself.

Also nice fucking beat down on the sock pupet with 1 post in a year activated for this thread only.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:27 | 3561223 The Thunder Child
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I wanted the Directors cut signed DVD but I chucked my credit card :(

A bit of link planting went far further then $50 though...and thanks!

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:51 | 3561373 francis_sawyer
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attaboy TC...

~~~

Most important thing, to me... GET YOUR [so called] MONEY OUT OF THE SYSTEM... Hit 'em where it hurts!... [which means to say that the H2O carriers are going to come on here at ZH in 5...4...3...2... junk this comment, & some might be so bold as to laugh at my puny little ass & drop a snide comment, AS IF, I was moving any needles]... They'd be absolutely right about that...

But now... if EVERYBODY DID IT... Now wouldn't that be something?

Which goes to show you a little about the mentality of some folks around here...

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 14:26 | 3561591 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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I pulled all my shit out earlier this year and once I can divest my business accounts and credit lines for it from Chase I am out completely. All my personal finances are now parked in a local credit union which doesn't gamble in the derivatives market.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 14:53 | 3561677 TheFourthStooge-ing
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fuu said:

Also nice fucking beat down on the sock pupet with 1 post in a year activated for this thread only.

FYI, something barfed in December with the function that searches for comments by a particular commenter. It only returns results back as far as around Christmas.

Nevertheless, with that being the only post by that particular user since at least that time, your point is well taken.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 15:57 | 3561830 fuu
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I had stopped scraping ZH history before then and now everything moves to Argos after some period of time. It is getting nearly impossible to research post history.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 12:58 | 3561083 yogibear
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More need to follow.

One way to save some serious money is to dump subscription TV/cable. It's really catching on. The media is biased anyway.

Since dumping cable I have been out and enjoying life more.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:16 | 3561130 The Thunder Child
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I highly recommend the March against Monsanto to everyone. Especially if you are single, ladies love organic, non GMO, pro environmental healthy food protests like this. Nice way to meet like minded people in your community.

http://www.march-against-monsanto.com/

Don't join via Tracebook, contact the rep or organizer in your area directly by email.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:19 | 3561187 Freddie
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Monsanto - oh they VERY politically connected coropration that was getting it's asses sued off by a smallish Texas company with a fertilizer plant that was blown to bits just a few weeks ago. 

Probably the same Sheild/Blackwater whatever goons who were at the Boston Marathon bombing the day before. 

Bombs R Us.  False flags, corporate espionage..we do it all.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:21 | 3561196 The Thunder Child
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I wasn't aware of that court case, do you have a link or some source? You've tweaked my curiosity...

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:28 | 3561233 Freddie
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It is all over the web friend.  Kudos to you for trying to make a difference including dumping TV.

Wall Street Journal even picked it up.

http://blogs.wsj.com/corporate-intelligence/2013/04/18/before-the-blast-...

Texas has opened a criminal investigation.  Hopefully they will put the Texas Rangers on it.  Some state police in certain states actually really do their job.  I am not sure how good the Texas Rangers are at investigations but this whole thing stinks. 

Looks like Monsanto was trying to make this all go away but the small company was not giving up and was appealing.

The lawyer said Texas Grain appealed the ruling, and that a district judge has yet to rule on the appeal. The last public filing in the case was in 2010.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:36 | 3561273 The Thunder Child
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Thanks, makes sense. I've watched the explosions videos and it was definitely not an accident.

Ammonium nitrate needs an accelerant to make it explode like that ie. fuel oil or explosives or a warhead. If it was just ammonium nitrate it would have had a massive flare up, like a rocket launch.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:37 | 3561293 Ident 7777 economy
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-1 AS IF you could tell BS from Memorex ...

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:38 | 3561305 The Thunder Child
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You don't know anything about me....

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:40 | 3561319 Ident 7777 economy
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I know you are uninformed and bordering on STUPID right now ...

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 14:00 | 3561410 The Thunder Child
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g-3omP5YM8

On heating ammonium nitrate decomposes into nitrous oxide (laughing gas) and water. Sometimes a little bit of nitrogen dioxide may also be released. This can be removed by passing the gas through a ferrous sulfate solution to provide nitrous oxide. If ammonium intrate is ignited it will flare up....

IF the ammonium nitrate is inclosed in a sealed area the buildup of that gas WILL act as an accelerant and cause an explosion. So it will explode but only in certain circumstance....those circumstance could have been met in the Texas fire but on viewing the explosion videos it is evident that some type of projectile or missile was fired at the plant.

 

 

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:40 | 3561312 Ident 7777 economy
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" Ammonium nitrate needs an accelerant to ... "

 

No, it doesn't. 

 

READ up on the Texas City explosion or the one in France that did significant damage.

 

BECOME INFORMED rather than posting trash.

 

"INFOTRASH" to be specific.

 

.



Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:43 | 3561335 The Thunder Child
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Yes it does, what do you think AM-FO is?

Have you ever lit ammonium nitrate on fire? try it sometime....

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:46 | 3561359 Ident 7777 economy
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Geesh. You ARE stupid. Bye.

 

(What was being stored in that ship that blew up at Texas City moran?)

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 15:26 | 3561845 WillyGroper
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>>>>>>>moran?)

pot meet kettle.  ;D

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 15:45 | 3561925 fuu
Tue, 05/14/2013 - 14:05 | 3561478 ChanceIs
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Do go read on Wikipedia about the Texas City explosion.  In that case, the entire hold of a liberty ship was filled with ammonium nitrae fertilizer destined for France.  It had been sitting in a warehouse.  When it was loaded into the ship, it was warm to the touch.  When it got rocking and rolling, the water at the ship's water line was essentially boiling.  And then it went up.  Knocked two small planes out of the air flying 1,500 feet above - and that was just the beginning of the damage.

So does it need an accelerant?  Yes and no.  If you want a small amount to go boom in a limited space, then you might have to add more energy in the form of a quick combusting hydrocarbon (Timmy McVeigh and his diesel laced fertilizer).  But it you have the time and space to add a lot of heat beforehand, then you don't need the accelerant.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 14:19 | 3561564 General Decline
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"(Timmy McVeigh and his diesel laced fertilizer). "

...and the other explosives planted in the building prior to his arrival. With that type of damage, shouldn't there have been a large crater left in the street where the truck was parked?

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 14:57 | 3561668 ChanceIs
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You raise good questions.

I pride myself on my intellectual functioning/reputation.  I look at 9/11 and think....what I saw on MSM is what happened.  Then I read about these 9/11 doubters, and I think....you people have no concern about your reputation to even suggest such a thing.  You will be forever deemed to have gone off the farm and nobody will ever take you seriously again.

And then.......I watch those videos of WTC 7 collpasing at free fall speed.  I know that it can't collapse at free fall speed because the moving mass takes some time to smash and break loose the floor beneath it.  And then I see that WTC collapse video at free fall speed, and I get a huge headache from the mother of all sources of cognitive dissonance.  You know....I really don't want to know the truth....and yes, I can't handle the truth.  Please don't bother me with the truth.  Just send a Victory Gin my way.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:36 | 3561285 Ident 7777 economy
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Class action suite, moran ...

 

"The suit, filed as a potential class action in U.S. District Court for the western district of Texas, claimed that Monsanto had artificially inflated prices for its herbicide Roundup through anti-competitive actions. 

The suit did not relate to storing fertilizer, believed to be at the root of Wednesday’s blast."

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:37 | 3561294 The Thunder Child
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Fuck off troll...

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:38 | 3561299 Ident 7777 economy
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In a word: no, puss.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 17:04 | 3562202 InTheLandOfTheBlind
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seriously... go take it somewhere else

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:40 | 3561315 Freddie
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LOL! I get junked by a Monsanto goon or gay glee club CIA boy in a bad wig in Moscow.  I guess Vlad gives em Wi Fi at the FSB police station in Moscow. 

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:42 | 3561330 Ident 7777 economy
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You get junked for 'uninformed' posting. Simple as that.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 14:38 | 3561625 quasimodo
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You already said bye once, so STFU and GTFO troll. Go back to your basement sucking dick

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:56 | 3561417 tip e. canoe
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also an event where the hippies & the rednecks can find common cause.

wouldn't miss it for the World According to GMO.

thanks for the reminder.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 14:47 | 3561665 venturen
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You are against cheap reliable food?

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:24 | 3561214 Dr. Gonzo
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Me too. I get the free off-air signal but will never pay for garbage cable TV again.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:31 | 3561250 Freddie
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+100

The fans of TV, Hollywood and Obama have accussed me today of being gay and a jew who's father is a Hollywood film director.   ZH is as insane as Obama's Amerika.   I love it.  LOL! 

F TV! F Hollywood! F the Indonesian teleprompter!

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:54 | 3561408 Shell Game
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I'm having a deja vu moment - I could swear that I've read this before.   Hmm, probably not, probably a novel post...

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 12:48 | 3561036 Theta_Burn
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Agreed,

How pimp would it be if news orgs just boycotted this sham?

Journalistic integrity could be the spark we've been waiting for

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:19 | 3561190 Kaiser Sousa
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THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S RIGHT....

NOW DO ALL U MOTHER FUCKERS GET IT????

THERE IS NO REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT....

JUST A RULING ELITE DEDICATED TO THE PRESERVATION OF THEIR PRIVILEDGE AND WEALTH...

YOU VOTED FOR O'SELLOUT - FUCK YOU...

YOU VOTE FOR A REPUBLICAN  - FUCK YOU TOO...

THE BANKERS R RUNNING THIS SHIT....

YOU STAY IN THEIR DEBT BASED CURRENCY AND PARADIGM - FUCK YOU TO THE UPMOST!!!!!

PHYSICAL GOLD AND SILVER MUST BE BOUGHT - OR FUCK YOU....

THANKS FOR YOUR ATENTION....


Tue, 05/14/2013 - 12:38 | 3560979 astoriajoe
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So, Mr. President. How about them local sports teams?

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 12:48 | 3561037 bigdumbnugly
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response:  "You mean the Redskins?  err, umm... the Washington foorball team with the racist team name?   Yes, yes, we are devoring our full attention to this important matter and I will not sleep until this terrible wrong is righted.  All these other things are nothing but distractions.... and Bush's fault anyway.  So, thank you for your questions and maybe we'll catch you on the back nine...."

exit stage left.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 14:02 | 3561456 francis_sawyer
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Just for the LULZ... I was hoping the "Redskins name change" ordeal coulda got more traction...

~~~

I was on the edge of my seat for the high comedy...

I mean... The organizers of the protest were making the suggestion that the name be changed to 'REDTAILS' [after the Tuskeegee Airmen]

So let me get this straight...

You're OPPOSED to having a mascot that features a race or 'tribe' of people & want to have it banned because you believe it to be DISCRIMINATORY... So your suggestion for appeasement is to use another 'iconic' group [which consists SOLELY of a small group who existed because of their 'racial identity']...

You can't make this shit up...

 

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 19:37 | 3562698 StychoKiller
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Meh, change the name to "Washington Foreskins" for all I care.  :>D

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 12:39 | 3560980 takeaction
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Late again!! Fuckers......When does all of the shit hit the fan...When does Gold sky rocket? When does the stock market crash?  When does the fed stop printing?  When does Hyperinflation hit?  Any real answers...or are we just in limbo land forever?

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 14:05 | 3561476 francis_sawyer
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Limbo land forever...

~~~

Now get back on the treadmill & keep thinking of ways to honor the CheesePopes...

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 12:38 | 3560982 Schmuck Raker
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"Will AP Questions Be Permitted?"

Sure, the White House has already seen them.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 12:40 | 3560984 takeaction
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You mean "Placed" them...

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 16:27 | 3562075 francis_sawyer
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Not named "Place Holder" 4 nuttin' dontcha kno...

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 12:40 | 3560988 Little John
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Hey! Did ya'll feel that sudden lurch? It was the burden of proof shifting.

 

 

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 12:40 | 3560989 espirit
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O'bama:

"I Don't Know".

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 12:40 | 3560990 Agent P
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I believe it's actually "No, more lies"

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 12:42 | 3561002 jmcadg
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All in the delivery my friend :)

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 12:41 | 3560996 Joebloinvestor
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All this shit will morph from "Save Hillary" into "Save the Party".

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:00 | 3561096 Ms. Erable
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More like sauve qui peut. I can see the buses lining up now, waiting for bodies to be thrust under them.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 12:42 | 3561001 They trynna cat...
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All of these questions are conspiratorial in nature, and since we all know that conspiracy theories are per se false, these questions needn't be asked.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 12:42 | 3561005 observer007
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Apropos lies:

Insider trading 9/11 … the facts laid bare

There can be no dispute that speculative trade in put options – where a party bets that a stock will drop abruptly in value – spiked in the days around September 11, 2001 – even if the US Securities and Exchange Commission and the 9/11 Commission will not say so. More than a few people must have had advance warning of the terror attacks, and they cashed in to the tune of millions of dollars.

http://homment.com/insidertrading-911

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 12:44 | 3561016 Jonas Parker
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If anyone from AP shows up for this dog and pony show, then the entire AP organization is in serious need of psychiatric help. AP should just give its lawyers press credentials and send them to the press conference instead.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:46 | 3561360 Freddie
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It is total BS.  AP and IRS are a misdorection.  The AP and the rest of the newsmedia is trying to save Obama's ass from Benghazi.   Benghazi is the real scadal.

The AP will write ANYTHING Obama asks them to writer.  He owns the AP.  He has no reason to spy on them.  The AP bugged phone story is as fake as the wig used by the gay CIA boy agent.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:55 | 3561414 InTheLandOfTheBlind
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there is weird logic in what you say....

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 12:48 | 3561018 Dr. Engali
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I don't think that even with the aid of the press that Obummer can finagle his way out of this one. He's going to need a false flag distraction and a big one to sweep this under the rug.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 12:49 | 3561041 espirit
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'O could let the wolves have Detroit, that would be pretty cool.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:19 | 3561185 Jonas Parker
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I don't think the wolves want it. Do wolves do crack cocaine?

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:29 | 3561238 zuuma
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Give Detroit back to Canada!  Along with all of its diverse, productive citizens.

Actually, give them Wayne county.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:32 | 3561256 Jena
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Will they take Illinois too?

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 16:24 | 3562053 Doctor of Reality
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I'm afraid you may be correct... that is if IRS-gate, AP-gate and this Moscow spy story don't work as intended. DISTRACTION?

Will people and CONGRESS take the bait and drop Benghazi... an act of military treason similar to the 1967 USS Liberty False Flag?

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 12:46 | 3561024 seek
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I heard to ask questions the press just has to mention them while talking with their mothers, the DOJ takes it from there.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 12:47 | 3561026 W T F II
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President Biden will do a fine job...!!

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 12:53 | 3561058 redux2redux
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Having a VP like him is good insurance against being impeached!

 

  • Has there ever been one coherent thought between those ears?
  • He gets up extra early to put both feet in his mouth!
  • He is the democrats' version of Sarah Palin.
Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:21 | 3561202 knightowl77
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I would rather have Palin as Prez than either Obumbler or Joey fire two blasts Biden....

 

Not even close

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 12:55 | 3561070 darteaus
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Bi-dumb?

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 12:47 | 3561032 W T F II
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Send Out The Drones....!!

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 12:48 | 3561035 jmcadg
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Arrogant fucks. Imagine if you had a meeting with Obama at the White House and you turned up 10 minutes late.

Arse.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 12:49 | 3561039 SillySalesmanQu...
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AP: Answers Please

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 12:51 | 3561048 fuu
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Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJFgc_fNfAw

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 12:52 | 3561054 icanhasbailout
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Is that video broken or are we still waiting for the "12:30pm" press conference to begin?

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:03 | 3561111 fuu
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There is now audio going on so I would guess still waiting.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 12:54 | 3561063 darteaus
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AP questions will be permitted, but the Administration will know all press questions in advance.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 12:54 | 3561066 Number 156
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Anderson Cooper:

'..If Obama were a tree, what kind of tree would he be?'

 

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:07 | 3561132 azzhatter
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a pussy willow

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:14 | 3561161 Everybodys All ...
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a black wal-nut

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:33 | 3561259 Seasmoke
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A Jewlip.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 16:51 | 3562163 Blues Traveler
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A mushroom

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 16:54 | 3562172 Blues Traveler
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Or he could be a pump - kin

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 12:56 | 3561075 Little John
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Long ago. in a cadet corp far away, I remember being required to know at least  two current headlines.  We were quizzed on this during our morning hazing.     Back then “Unrest in the Middle East” and “oil prices rise again” were always safe guesses.  To the cadets of today I would suggest “IRS scandal gets worse” and “White House issues denial” are going to be  safe choices for the foreseeable future.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:08 | 3561100 Dr. Engali
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30 minutes late. I've been around a while now and I've seen a lot of corrupt administrations, but I don't think I've ever seen one as arrogant as this. I think Nixon was a piker compared to this guy.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:03 | 3561105 jmcadg
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I'll be waiting for the apology for their slack lateness.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:04 | 3561110 thedrickster
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Talk about black swans....could you imagine what an Obama impeachment would look like?

Anyone recall the spring of 1968? Now take that and multiply by social media and a corporate media establishment still racked with white guilt.

Boom.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:05 | 3561122 zendome
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I refuse to get wound up about the shit they tell me to get wound up about.  Just means something much worse is going on somewhere else.  Pay no attention to the man who tells you to pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:05 | 3561124 thismarketisrigged
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can they ask holder why obama has  not been impeacehed yet?

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:10 | 3561145 Rory_Breaker
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+1

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:07 | 3561128 q99x2
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How about nobody going to the briefing or watching it. I only want to see him and Holder in handcuffs. Impeach the treasonous traitors. Impeach the globalists.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:26 | 3561222 Jim in MN
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I'm just reading the comments here.  Not watching the dancing fleas.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:07 | 3561133 Aegelis
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"Now folks, folks, this is a sh*tty business and it needs no ghosts come from the grave to tell us that but Lord willing and Jesus tarries eight days from now I'm going to be taking you folks into the second term. Wait 'til you hear the speech tonight..." Wag the Dog (1997)

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:08 | 3561138 azzhatter
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I am anxiously awaiting one of Obama's little brownshirts showing their face at my door to explain Obamacare. First- get off my fucking property unless you have a warrent and secondly go fuck yourself

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:09 | 3561139 fuu
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AP got the first question.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:18 | 3561151 Aegelis
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That was after they opened with, "Para Inglés pulse uno"

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:10 | 3561144 John McCloy
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   Chuck Todd: Hi Mr. President Chuck Todd MSNBC here. Is it true that your administration ordered the under the table additional I.R.S. scrutiny of the so called "conservative" groups because you wanted to ensure that they recieved their maximum refund?

Pres. O: Great question Chuck. We wanted to ensure that their money was returned to them promptly and maximized in order to participate in the unprecednted rise in the S&P 500...as you know we are hitting new records today.

Chuck Todd: Thanks sir and may I say I hope you enjoyed your breakfast this morning. Is it also true that we have all the information we require related to Benghazi and at no time was this minimized for the sole purpose of deflecting incompetence with only a month to go prior to elections? I mean as you are aware we believe you here at MSNBC since we have devoted 0 minutes to the Benghazi congressional hearings while other networks have devoted anywhere from 15 minutes to 90 minutes.

Pres O: Chuck..are we still on this Benghazi thing? Look that was so long ago the S&P was only 1411..ya notice it was 1649 today?

 

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:11 | 3561146 Yen Cross
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     Do these worthless clowns think that they in some way, are going to appease us? If anything, shit shows like this just further infuriate me.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:19 | 3561163 fuu
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At this point it is all speculation as all we have is press reports that IRS, State, and DoJ did anything inappropriate. The WH has not seen any of these documents and cannot comment on ongoing investigations.

At least that is what the mouthpiece says.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:12 | 3561155 outamyeffinway
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Hey dickhead, let's get some action on corporate fraud and banks laundering money for the drug cartels and terrorists. Keep digging holes.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:12 | 3561156 Common_Cents22
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Baghdad Bob Carney

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:17 | 3561177 redux2redux
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Baghdad Bob had more credibility and believable stories!

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 16:01 | 3561976 Chaos_Theory
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Baghdad Bob was f-ing awesome.  Carneyval needs an army uniform and beret and to wag his finger with Monica stink on it.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:15 | 3561164 Dr. Engali
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"Independent" inspector general. say that lie a few more times and it might be true.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:17 | 3561175 denverdolomte
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How many times is he going to refer to the Inspector General, is this the same person/department that is handling Benghazi and the AP Scandal? 

 

Also it's great to hear according to this man that the president has absolutely ZERO control over the government or its actions, that basically Obama has been sitting in the WH oblivious to all occurences surrounding it. 

 

Good on'ya Mate.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:17 | 3561178 sus sapientiae
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Carney - cast doubt on what has been reported... begin to dismantle the truth.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:19 | 3561181 DonBadajoz
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Maybe it was the gooberment that hacked the AP Twitter account, because they were spying and could of learned the account information.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:19 | 3561182 DonBadajoz
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Maybe it was the gooberment that hacked the AP Twitter account, because they were spying and could of learned the account information.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:19 | 3561183 Little John
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I don't like wolves but when i see one caught in a leg hold trap I feel sorry for them. My heart bleeds fo Jay Carney.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:21 | 3561201 Little John
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Chew your foot off and run Jay.  It's your only chance.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 14:24 | 3561582 TuesdayBen
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Chew your foot off and hop, Jay.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:19 | 3561184 SillySalesmanQu...
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The W.H. is going to offer up the A.G. as a sacrificial lamb....get out the cross and strap up Eric...just like Nixon did to John Mitchell...

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:20 | 3561193 robochess
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why is it that only the other side "politicizes" everything? Oh, this is SNL skit, right? 

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:21 | 3561200 Shell Game
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I can't listen to this ass clown mouthpiece to the commander in sock puppet.  All I want to do is smash his face in.  

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:27 | 3561227 RabidLemming
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sorry, the system will only give you +1.... best comment of the day

 

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:21 | 3561204 cherry picker
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Eric Holder is a loose cannon, get rid of him.

Obama is not qualified to be where he is, send him to Gitmo for a few months,

It pisses me off that the northern borders are closed to people who may have had a run in with the law for something minor decades ago and guys like Obama who smoked and bought pot when it was illegal to do so plus the war crime thing can go accross any border he pleases.  If I was the Canadian border patrol, I would send him and Air Force One packing if they tried to visit.  Make him go under the same rules as the little people have to endure.

I doubt TSA is fondling his privates.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 14:39 | 3561629 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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Holder IS NOT a loose cannon. Holder can't scratch his balls without the Oreo's permission nor would he try. He is a consumerate bureaucratic yes man.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:22 | 3561206 notadouche
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"We must consider the president's past..."  Well when you try to consider this presidents past you are labeled a racist, birther, denier, psycho etc...  My the irony that happens in politics if you can be patient and live long enough to watch it unfold.  One final thing when either political party cries about the other "politicizing" events...cry me a fucking river as that is both of their mandate of operation.  After all it's always about the next election.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:24 | 3561211 Dr. Engali
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Most transparent administration in history.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:25 | 3561212 PacOps
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I am glad there was time for me to get out my hip boots. Man its deep this morning. But I'm glad it is all so clear and understandable to Gibbs.

Having been a county executive back in the early 80s, which had a few of its own scandals ongoing that I had the inside track on, and rarely listening to Gibbs (no TV) I've got to give it to him, he's pretty good at spinning bullshit into MSM pablum.

 

Rumpelstilskin move over.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:24 | 3561213 Jim in MN
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"P-p-permission to weep for our Republic, s-s-sir?"

 

"DENIED!  AUDIT THAT WORM!"

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:25 | 3561216 espirit
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If you are running a business, and one of your employees continually fucks up and costs you the integrity of your business, wouldn't you fire him(them) with extreme prejudice?

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:25 | 3561217 robochess
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HOW IN THE NAME OF FUCK DO WE LET THIS SHIT CONTINUE?

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:27 | 3561229 Dr. Engali
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Press:  Can you say categorically that this adminstration didn't know about the IRS targeting of conservatives?

 

Carney: Yes

Press: Okay good enough for us.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:28 | 3561231 notadouche
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The president believes the press be able to do their work unfettered.  Unless of course you write something in the form of criticism then "NO ACCESS FOR YOU"  "NEXT!"    (Use your best "Soup Nazi" impression"

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 15:36 | 3561889 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Unless of course you write something in the form of criticism then "NO ACCESS FOR YOU"  "NEXT!"

It's been like that since at least the Reagan administration, probably longer, irrespective of the party that held the White House.

The White House press corps is composed entirely of servile lapdogs. They should be forced to wear little collars with jingly bells and which identify them by press outlet.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:31 | 3561247 robochess
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all your names have been duly noted by Eric's office who has already sent those names to the IRS ... I think odrama going to a basketball game tonight when returns from golf course this afternoon.

"If" Carney says "if it happened" one more time he should eat a microphone.

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