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White House Holds Press Briefing: Will AP Questions Be Permitted?

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Will it be Benghazi? or the IRS Witch-Hunt? Or the AP Hack? Or how great the economy must be doing since stocks are surging? Or will anyone who asks questions be subject to immediate audit? Or are all questions moot? After all the White House knows precisely what will be asked long in advance...

 

 

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Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:33 | 3561249 ebworthen
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"Please include your S.S.# and Cell Phone # with any questions.

This will simply allow us to verify your press credentials and text and tweet you our responses.  We are from the government and we are here to help, promise.

We will not be taking any questions regarding Jon Corzine"

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:33 | 3561258 Spanish Lizard
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Baghdad Bob

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:50 | 3561265 fuu
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I am now convinced that Carney posts on ZH. His argument style is indentical to most of our serial trolls.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:35 | 3561276 Colonel Klink
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Jay Carney is a lying cunt!  He's also married to a news jap.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:36 | 3561284 Duke Dog
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What a Fvcking total waste of time!

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:52 | 3561392 Aegelis
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Hey, watch your latin.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:38 | 3561300 Joebloinvestor
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I bet the phones and IPs of anything connected to ZH is monitored.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:40 | 3561314 InTheLandOfTheBlind
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carney vs flescher?  any one got the odds on this fight?

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:41 | 3561322 venturen
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Wow the media just notice that Obama is a disaster...who knew. They caught almost no one that destroyed the financial system. Heck they promoted them....Geinthner, Bernanke. They give the CROOKS Trillions. Eric Holder is USELESS! Obama uses every power for political gain. And the MEDIA JUST NOTICES? About time the MEDIA WAKEUP!

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:49 | 3561374 InTheLandOfTheBlind
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the media has been awake for the entire time... they are just positioning themselves for the next act....

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 14:34 | 3561621 therearetoomany...
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Up arrow, but Holder is not USELESS...he is very useful.  He does, no matter what Obluder asks, immediately and with hubris and with a complete lack of guilt or concern for propriety.  

Fuck him, fuck Obama...fuck the Media....unless they get obama impeached.   He should be also tried for treason...and anyone else involved in running guns to al qaeda.  

Maybe that's what REALLY happened in Benghazi...they knew ambassador Stevens was running guns to syrian rebels (aka al qaeda, you know, our enemies - albeit because obumbler told him to do it) so they tried him, sentenced him to death and executed him.   Obama/clinton/panetta were really saving us from that "treasoner"...so, there was a little 'collateral damage'.  

Fuck this shit

 

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:48 | 3561370 Shell Game
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Word Cloud beta: 

 

Independent Investigator General

Facts

LOL!

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:51 | 3561385 Cman5000
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The gloves have come off the press is just hammering Carney.Man are these clowns are in trouble people better get a chair to sit in or ( get out of jail free card ) because when the music stops some people are going to jail or maybe even impeachment ?

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 14:30 | 3561607 Bastiat
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+1 for Hope

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:56 | 3561397 IridiumRebel
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Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:58 | 3561432 Aegelis
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This press conference was brought to you buy Degree Anti-Perspirant, body heat activited to give you long lasting protection in the most nerve-racking situations imaginable.  If your presentation needs to stink less than it normally would, use Degree.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 14:13 | 3561520 douglas
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How´s this scenario? (1) Attorney General takes the fall (2) Obummer gives him a full presidential pardon...

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 14:27 | 3561593 therearetoomany...
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Yep, or Panetta, or Rice, or someone who will be pardoned.

Gerry did it for Dick.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 14:18 | 3561551 supermaxedout
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Obama more or less openly against  the Zionist lobby.

Invading Syria: No

Bombing Iran: No

Israel has to do it all alone. As a start they tried to take out Assad during their last airraid of Damascus.  Next stop is Teheran, yeah.

Unfortunately Mr. Putin is not amused about Israels plans and its latest direct attack on his very close friend and ally Mr. Assad.   Next time a Israel fighter plane is crossing the borders of Libanon or Syria they are gone be attacked by modern surface to air rockets made in Russia.  And then, whats next ? Should the US start WWIII just because of Israel.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 14:21 | 3561568 djsmps
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It gives me a warm feeling knowing that the president knows nothing of what is going on.

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 14:28 | 3561598 redux2redux
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What a week to give up glue sniffing...

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmW-ScmGRMA

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 14:54 | 3561683 Bastiat
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How about some questions on this??

 

Presidents of ABC, CBS News Have Siblings Working at White House, Linked to Benghazi

CBS News President David Rhodes and ABC News President Ben Sherwood, both of them have siblings that not only work at the White House, that not only work for President Obama, but they work at the NSC on foreign policy issues directly related to Benghazi.”

http://21stcenturywire.com/2013/05/13/presidents-of-abc-cbs-news-have-si...

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 15:14 | 3561789 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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Appropriate music for the day and current events.

Iron Maiden - No More Lies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLxIE9IQOJs

Tue, 05/14/2013 - 18:03 | 3562356 The Wedge
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The public: I want the truth!

Carrnybama: You can't handle the truth! You silly pubes sit there with your double mocha, puke in a cup suckling off the very truth I provide you and you don't have the decency to swallow!

The Public: Did you order the IRS to target Political opponents?

Carrnybama: You damn right I did and I'd do it again. Son, you don't have what it takes to lead this country. I neither have the time or the inclination to stop every time you have a little question. Did you leave people to die (in a mocking voice), did you tap the presses phones. Yes, yes I did!

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