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France Double-Dips As European Recession Is Now Longest On Record

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Confirming that in a world in which either commercial or central banks have to be constantly be churning out debt, and in a world in which Europe is doing neither (with European commercial loan growth posting sequential declines across the board, and the ECB's balance sheet still declining although likely not for long), "growth" as defined by conventional standards, is impossible, we got today's European Q1 GDP data. Not only was it bad, but it was even worse than most had expected.

And while Germany may have escaped a technical recession after its economy grew by the absolute minimum possible 0.1 percent in the first quarter (does it too also include intangibles in its GDP calculation one wonders) following a drop in Q4, it was France that officially double dipped into its second recession in four years with a 0.2 percent contraction and one year into Hollande's term. As the Bloomberg Brief chart below shows, Germany and France account for 49 percent of euro-area output. Overall, the euro-area economy contracted by 0.2 percent in the first quarter. The region’s economy has been shrinking since October 2011, the longest recession since the start of monetary union.

Meanwhile, France welcomes the double dip:

 

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Wed, 05/15/2013 - 07:45 | 3564099 GetZeeGold
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New record.....hot dog.

Wed, 05/15/2013 - 08:08 | 3564132 AssFire
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la redistribution magnifique.... chien-chaud.

Wed, 05/15/2013 - 08:20 | 3564149 King_of_simpletons
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How is our Great Recession coming along ?

Ah, that's right we are in an economic boom now.

Forgot the effects of easy money for a moment there.

Wed, 05/15/2013 - 11:34 | 3564964 ronaldawg
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Germany's reparation payments after WW2 should have been double what they paid. 

Wed, 05/15/2013 - 07:50 | 3564108 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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Reezon to celebrate ?

Wed, 05/15/2013 - 07:53 | 3564110 PontifexMaximus
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couldn't be more bullish for the markets. I'm looking for average EU unemployment rate at least heading up to 15%. Draghi needs confirmation to go full steam ahead. Japan is the benchmark.

Wed, 05/15/2013 - 07:56 | 3564116 Haus-Targaryen
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I look throughly forward to Draghi telling Jens to fuckhimself, and going full retard printing trillions overnight .. and distributing it across the Eurozone in proportion to GDP.  Get off that last building bubble and spending blitz before the collapse.  

 

 

Wed, 05/15/2013 - 08:22 | 3564158 asteroids
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Germany wins again! This time without firing a shot. It's not about ownership, it's about control. Stupid Europians.

Wed, 05/15/2013 - 08:36 | 3564186 Haus-Targaryen
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lol Europians 

Wed, 05/15/2013 - 09:16 | 3564308 bjfish
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euro-peons.  There fixed it for ya.

Wed, 05/15/2013 - 09:24 | 3564337 _ConanTheLibert...
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Europenis

Wed, 05/15/2013 - 08:43 | 3564198 Lebensphilosoph
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If you believe that a state is somehow sovereign when it is still dotted with military bases of a foreign power some 70 years after its complete conquest and execution of its entire elected leaadership, you have no business using the word 'stupid' to describe others.

Wed, 05/15/2013 - 09:28 | 3564343 AynRandFan
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You ignore that the bases are there to protect Germany, not to subjugate it.  America is Germany's unpaid lackey.  We pay the bill, we risk our children's lives, and the world decries our "imperialism".  I say let Europe devolve into the East German model it deserves to be.

Wed, 05/15/2013 - 09:35 | 3564372 Lebensphilosoph
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You ignore that the bases are there to protect Germany

Is that sarcasm or are you really delusional?

Wed, 05/15/2013 - 08:51 | 3564224 Lebensphilosoph
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But don't take it from me:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlU2HLeGNwQ

German Minister of Finance Dr. Wolfgang Schäuble speaks openly about Germany's (lack of) Sovereignty at the European Banking Congress, 18 November 2011

Wed, 05/15/2013 - 11:17 | 3564849 Offthebeach
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Everywhere is control.
The System is control.
How else can you harvest the sheeple, their hopes, fears and dreams?
We are the crop, the masses, consumers...to be managed like,factory farm poultry, only its a free range farm.
( Like in the end ofJim Thompson's novel, The Getaway.)

Wed, 05/15/2013 - 07:59 | 3564117 Haus-Targaryen
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Remind me of this one

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs

 

God, what I would do if I could break into the European parliment, and replace European Anthem.mp3 with this and lock the office.  That way just once ... when  those incompetatnt buffoons play their stupid anthem every week ... this plays instead.  

 

I wonder ... what would the Polish do? 

Wed, 05/15/2013 - 08:03 | 3564126 dontgoforit
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It's a set up, see?  Yeah, they're settin' us up for a big fall.  Then they swoop in (whoever 'they' are) and take over, see?  We don't stand a chance, I tell ya'.  We don't stand a chance!

Wed, 05/15/2013 - 08:06 | 3564130 GetZeeGold
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They wouldn't do that to us...........would they?

Wed, 05/15/2013 - 07:54 | 3564112 doggings
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bullish S&P +50 moar

Wed, 05/15/2013 - 07:58 | 3564118 Misean
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Well, at least the economy is in a "stable" decline.

Wed, 05/15/2013 - 07:59 | 3564120 timbo_em
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Francois, dont worry and keep spending! We got your back! Forward, comrades!

Yours truly,

Shinzo and Haruhiko

Wed, 05/15/2013 - 08:01 | 3564121 Sandmann
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You persist in excluding the UNITED KINGDOM from EUROPE so could you include it in ASIA or AFRICA rather than ignore it as you do. Apparently in New York people have difficulty seeing the UK thinking it is in EPCOT or a theme park, but it is a busted island just 22 miles from France with its utilities owned by French and German companies as with its mobile telephone companies, its aggregates businesses and its car manufacturing plants.

Is it possible that people at ZH could start imagining that Canada makes more cars than Detroit and is part of the same production line in much the same way that British factories are part of French, German, italian production lines and the economies are not separate

Wed, 05/15/2013 - 08:05 | 3564128 dontgoforit
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That's ok.  BP owns half of Naperville!

Wed, 05/15/2013 - 08:11 | 3564139 blue_yeti
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Its a 'Euro Area' story about numbers released by the 'euro area' last time I checked UK wasnt using the Euro?

Wed, 05/15/2013 - 08:30 | 3564174 Racer
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It may not use the euro, but it does fund the EU unfortunately and has laws imposed on it by the EU

Wed, 05/15/2013 - 08:06 | 3564131 Sach Mahoney
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Bullish!  More printing will easily solve this dilemma.  Please, anyone knows that by now.  

Wed, 05/15/2013 - 08:18 | 3564148 marathonman
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I saw Krugman's book End This Depression Now! in the public library yesterday.  I threw up in my mouth.  Ugggh.

Wed, 05/15/2013 - 08:13 | 3564141 AnAnonymous
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The 'american' girl who petitioned her governor, lamenting the lack of growth, has now lost any pretext not to leave her 'american' country.

Lets see how she can contribute to the 'american' effort of infinite growth in countries like Canada, Australia or even Africa (sic)

'Americanism' at work. Good days in an 'american' world.

Wed, 05/15/2013 - 08:21 | 3564155 Temporalist
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A Chinese citizenism petitioned his groveller and was shot.  The end.

Wed, 05/15/2013 - 09:50 | 3564420 Edward Fiatski
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Beautiful.

Wed, 05/15/2013 - 08:21 | 3564156 TheFourthStooge-ing
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That is one strange universe really, one that dismisses superposition of effects, or multiple causes leading to the same effects.

Propagandists have to step in and dress reality. Because the situation is plain to see for all and it diverges strongly from what propangadists have sold.

'AnAnonymist' Chinese citizenism nature is eternal.

Wed, 05/15/2013 - 08:25 | 3564164 akak
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Pity the formerly free Tibetan people, who continue to suffer persecution and genocide at the hands of their ethnocentric Han Chinese overlords, despite all hypocritical communistic trappings of "solidarity" and "liberation".

Alas, alas, hundreds of thousands slaughtered alas, just have to bite the bullet --- literally.

Wed, 05/15/2013 - 09:21 | 3564325 TheFourthStooge-ing
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The construction of Chinese Citizenism Communautist society will be as xenophobic, nationalistic, self glorifying as it can be in that part of the world, and that is much.

Funny as funny because the general message somehow mirrors what you can read on this site.

Telling that Americans committed every crime in human history and prehistory, in order for 'AnAnonymists' to get away with their actual crimes. Does any shred of reality remain in Chinese citizenism citizens' minds, or has fantasical insanitation blobbed up to full capacity?

Wed, 05/15/2013 - 09:41 | 3564378 Lebensphilosoph
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Confucius say Chinese Citizen walking through airport sideways going to Bangkok, just like dirty old German men.

Wed, 05/15/2013 - 11:29 | 3564921 Offthebeach
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I haven't seen a "Free Tibet" sticker on a Volvo in years. Although, lefties drive BMWs now that they got the parents estates. For a while there was a mini "Save Darfur" bumper sticker blip, but that left fashion has faded.

OTB, reporting from Massachusetts.

Wed, 05/15/2013 - 08:28 | 3564172 Racer
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Must be good for new all time highs on all indices after that news!

Wed, 05/15/2013 - 08:32 | 3564176 falak pema
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while WS rumbles the real economy tumbles, you are in the jungle and you can hear the echos of Ben Bernanke's mumbles.

Hollande's bumbles and Cameron's jangles with austerity while fiat inflation hits posterity's bare posterior. 

Tangles and mangles for the sheeple and bonus chimes for the heeple deeple oligarchy people. 

What is a double dip between ENA friends when they can manipulate the next one to be slightly in the green, not deep triple red and dead beat. 

Wed, 05/15/2013 - 09:00 | 3564253 q99x2
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I wonder if Greece will exit the EU or maybe even default.

Wed, 05/15/2013 - 09:57 | 3564442 NEOSERF
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Like the UK, 2 quarters from now France will reverse and indicate that it actually did not double dip...nothing to see here.

Wed, 05/15/2013 - 10:02 | 3564459 Kirk2NCC1701
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I don't see or have the data on the relative growth in the CB money supply/QE, but I get the sense that the EU isn't printing as much as the Fed or the BoJ.

If that is correct, then they are not masking their fundamental problems as much as are we: Denial of free market correction due to endless debt creation.

/ Aaah, Debt Creation, the engine of our CB-led western economies. /s

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