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Obama Makes Statement On "Situation Regarding The IRS" - Live Webcast
With the president so busy with teleprompted appearances, one is almost reminded of the presidential campaign when this was an hourly event, although since that is not the case and since the president is engaged in now seemingly endless damage control, one wonders if Ben Bernanke is able to govern the country entirely on his own. So far so good, if the country is just the Stalingrad & Poor 500 of course. As for Obama, he will next speak, following a customary delay, on the "situation regarding the internal [and less than impartial] revenue service." Let's listen in.
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I'm not a crook!
But he plays one on TV. And convincingly, too.
"Now listen to me carefully. I never had sexual relations with Ms. Lewinsky. Not once. Not ever."
http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/dem-congressman-brings-baby-grandson...
this has to take the cake
its kinda funny....when you run a private sector busi.....you seem to know every little detail...it surprises the staff how on the ball you are....now lets have the top job in the land....and your only answer ever is...."watcha talkin 'bout willis"...
PRESIDENT OBAMA: Oh...uh, John, good, I'm glad you're here...I want you to get down on your knees, John, and pray for me...I'm up shit creek without a paddle. I've got the damn %*$ press on me like a "kick me" sign taped to my ass.
Listening to one of his "pressers" is worse than getting water-boarded.
I just can't take the lies anymore. I really can't.
First the resignation, now comes the pardon...
This is another campaign donation stump job, no?
My favorite quote from all of this is; "I learned about it from CNN, just like all of you guys."
Really? No really ... CNN? (not FOX)
Maybe you should fire the directors of the CIA, FBI, all of your staff, and while you're at it, get rid of the Bernank -- PLEASE.
I notice you said "fire" those guys, but "get rid of" the Bernank.
I 2nd that.
Well that was an interesting observation. I would be happy, if he just retired in the Hamptons as long as he was out of the Fed.
Almost clicked play. I really was tempted for a change, but just couldn't quite do it in the end.
Catch or pitch? Apparently that matters.
and i would love to hate him with a pinch of the r word...but i know better....
I didn't watch this but I'm guessing he sounded like a total duchebag. Am I correct?
well you mssed the acting commish resigned....but im sure he will be re-appointed higher up the food chain...and stop insulting douchebags, they make things smell better....he just makes things smel like stench....like a fridge that has not been opened for 6 mos. without electric. to it
You know why they call him OBummer.................
Cause 'Fuck you' was already taken!
This IRS scandal has Valerie Jarrett's fingerprints all over it.
Valerie Jarrett has no fingerprints.
Whoops.Obama is late because his Imam took longer than he thought it would with this Sura....
I didn't know satanists had imams.
Can I say that with the new racial policy in place?
@nope
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"Now listen to me carefully. I never had sexual relations with Ms. Lewinsky. Not once. Not ever."
That all depends on what the definition of what 'JIZZ'... 'IZ'...
Did I already miss it??? Where is he???
Gee yesterday the IRS was independent, and there was nuthin Obama could do. Today he finds out he can fire someone.
You won't have me to
kick around anymore.
Can we smack him around instead?
"He's a Tricky Dick" according to the gay Chicago bathhouses...
With a fuckin' Louisville Slugger?
Can't say I blame the guy...
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I mean when 'waterboard' torture becomes holding your mug, by the back of the skull, in direct confrontation of the steaming twat of Chewbacca... I think francis_sawyer might cave in under that situation as well...
Doesn't Barry remind you of that guy that offered you a backrub at a rave back in '99?
And a reminder that the Oreo is probably directly involved in this somehow. I'm sure like everything else he was in the dark about what his re-election campaign chairmen were doing and since the Oreo has a track record of being a hands off anti-control freak which is the case here.
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/05/14/Obama-campaign-co-cha...
One of President Barack Obama's re-election campaign co-chairmen used a leaked document from the IRS to attack GOP presidential nominee Mitt Romney during the 2012 election, according to the National Organization for Marriage (NOM).NOM, a pro-traditional marriage organization, claims the IRS leaked their 2008 confidential financial documents to the rival Human Rights Campaign. Those NOM documents were published on the Huffington Post on March 30, 2012. At that time, Joe Solmonese, a left-wing activist and Huffington Post contributor, was the president of the Human Rights Campaign (HRC). Solmonese was also a 2012 Obama campaign co-chairman.
Both the Huffington Post's Sam Stein and HRC described the leak as coming from a “whistleblower.” The Huffington Post used the document to write a story questioning former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney’s support for traditional marriage. The document showed Romney donated $10,000 to NOM. HRC went a step further than the Huffington Post in its criticism of Romney and accused him of using “racially divisive tactics” in a press release.
Solmonese, then still the HRC’s president, said in the release he felt Romney’s “funding of a hate-filled campaign designed to drive a wedge between Americans is beyond despicable.”
“Not only has Romney signed NOM’s radical marriage pledge, now we know he’s one of the donors that NOM has been so desperate to keep secret all these years,” Solmonese added.
Solmonese resigned his position at HRC the next day and took up a position as an Obama campaign co-chair. He had announced the then-pending resignation from HRC the previous autumn.
NOM announced Tuesday that it will sue the IRS for this alleged leak. Under immense political pressure, Attorney General Eric Holder launched a criminal investigation into the IRS's actions. Congress will conduct ts own investigation.
In early April 2012, NOM published documents which it said showed this leaked confidential information did not come from a “whistleblower” but “came directly from the Internal Revenue Service and was provided to NOM's political opponents, the Human Rights Campaign (HRC).”
NOM discovered that when HRC published its confidential financial documents, it failed to conceal the source of the documents. “After software removed the layers obscuring the document, it is shown that the document came from the Internal Revenue Service,” NOM asserted in its April 2012 release.
“The top of each page says, ‘THIS IS A COPY OF A LIVE RETURN FROM SMIPS. OFFICIAL USE ONLY,’" the statement continues. "On each page of the return is stamped a document ID of ‘100560209.’ Only the IRS would have the Form 990 with ‘Official Use’ information."
NOM president Brian Brown argued in that April 2012 release that the leak was made to benefit President Obama’s re-election campaign against Romney, his GOP challenger. “The American people are entitled to know how a confidential tax return containing private donor information filed exclusively with the Internal Revenue Service has been given to our political opponents whose leader also happens to be co-chairing President Obama's reelection committee,” Brown said.
“It is shocking that a political ally of President Obama's would come to possess and then publicly release a confidential tax return that came directly from the Internal Revenue Service," he declared. "We demand to know who is responsible for this criminal act and what the Administration is going to do to get to the bottom of it.”
Haven't you heard? "They" don't tell the black guys (Obama and Holder) anything! If Obama and Holder were cast on Hogan's Heros, they would have made Schultz look like a walking encylopedia.
DCH,
Damn! That's a long post! Did you type that all in?
One of these days he'll toddle on out and mumble, "I love lamp," thus confirming once and for all that he is clinically retarded.
imo he's just another banker sucking moron
Why call a press conference at 6 when you are always late. Maybe make it 610 if you are planning to drop the kids off at the pool.
"He's never early, he's always late. First thing you learn is you always gotta wait."
Perhaps, he's on Kenyan time.
Hey, it's after 4:20 or 7:14 some where 24/7/365
"I take responsibility for this appalling abuse of power and I resign."
Dream on.
That's the end game goal, hopefully coming sooner than later...
'One wonders if Ben Bernanke is able to govern the country entirely on his own.'
When you've only got one lever to push, it's so simple even a lab rat can do it.
Go, GO! ... Benny B. Goode ...
Ten Things We Learned From the IRS-Inspector General…
'My Question Is Who's Going to Jail?'
all the latest on IRS:
http://tersee.com/#q=irs&t=text
"A senior official at the Internal Revenue Service has told congressional investigators that two IRS employees have been disciplined in relation to the special scrutiny applied to conservative groups, Congressional sources told NBC News on Wednesday."
"Disciplined" probably meaning being take into the office and told, "Hey, don't do that and if you ever do that again, at least don't get caught!", then given a month off with pay.
Nah, being disciplined means they have to actually go into their office instead of the usual trick of having one of their buddies leave today's paper and a half empty cup of coffee on their desks.
And no more using the SEC's servers for free midget disabled tranny porn
That still shot makes his gestures resemble Adolph Hitler's.
Time to fire the minister of propaganda, heir Obamler!
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3gh6kQqvy1rt21a9o1_400.jpg
Well at least they weren't racially profiling.
/sarc
Fucking Late POS
Obama channels Emperor Hirohito:
'The situation regarding the IRS has developed not necessarily to our advantage ...'
running late as usual.
There's a common 3 letter abbreviation and term for it
But since it may be deemed racist to post it I won't post it
Is it NWA?
Seems to fit the situation.
Colored President's Time?
Tell him it is golf or basketball, he's never late for that.
And we know who's side the Senate Democrats are on. It ain't the general public that elected them but big mother substitute socialist state herself.
http://www.paul.senate.gov/?p=press_release&id=803
Senate Democrats Block Sen. Paul’s Resolution Condemning IRS May 15, 2013Today, Senate Democrats placed a hold on Sen. Rand Paul's recent resolution that condemns the targeting of Tea Party groups by the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) and calls for an investigation into this practice.
"This resolution is not about Republican vs. Democrat or conservative vs. liberal. It is about arrogant and unrestrained government vs. the rule of law. The First Amendment cannot and should not be renegotiated depending on which party holds power," Sen. Paul said. "Each senator took an oath to uphold and defend the Constitution, yet Senate Democrats chose to block my resolution and thus refused to condemn the IRS for trampling on our First Amendment rights. I am incredibly disappointed in Washington's party politics and I am determined to hold the IRS accountable for these unjust acts."
A copy of the blocked resolution can be found HERE.
Impeach Harry Reid - Who was tellling Harry about Mitt Romney's taxes?
The Obama pics have become strangely serious. I like the old one:
http://www.matternetwork.com/images/Matter/obama-smile_325.jpg
I like choom pics the best myself. I'ts like Barry is saying "high there?".
This is one of my best, you might like it
http://i.imgur.com/4XF604T.png
Yes thank you thank you
I'm tired of waiting for this news conference. I think I'll tune in the Animal Channel and see what honesty is all about.
Sergeant Schultz!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34ag4nkSh7Q
It wasn't me -- it was the one-armed man.
It was the man with the terrible smell.
Where is this mother fucker? I got shit to do.
Shit, Obama, same difference. Take one, read about it here later.
Nice last minute document dump on Benghazigate...194 pages 45 mins ago saying nothing. Well done Mr. Marx, well done.
You mean Slaughtergate?
Is that a hypeman talking right now?? Wow
Harry Reid has some reliable source that says....
Somthin about Mitt Romney's tax records....
Hmmmmm.....
What a fucking liar.
I am angry - so all is well. I have been exonerated completely by my righteous anger. USA #1. Go shopping. Or buy some stocks.
22 minutes late for a 1 minute speech. But that is my presidential privilege, peasants.
Oh dear god, how can anyone listen to this?
who is that guy?
No mention of anyone getting fired.
The question remains, who's going to jail?
He seems pissed off his round of golf was interrupted
Does he get a severance package?
Cutting off a wang is a kind of an extreme way to intimidate someone. Do they lay it at the foot of the bed?
It's time for a flat tax that would eliminate 90% of the IRS which is a political weapon arm of the DEM party. And IRS is an unnecessary money suck for no reason, only based on the thousands of pages of code that nobody understands.
Including most of the IRA.
Obama: "...and going forward, making sure the law is applied..."
ROFLOLLMFAOROFLOLLMFAOLOLLOLLOLROFLMAOLOLROFLMAO...
Law enforced? That would be a first for this "Family."
Resign!
Damn you ZH, Autoplay nearly killed me dead-er than a hammer. Thought the Blessed One was in my office.
Ever sit around and wonder what life would be like in these united States if Ron Paul had been elected in 2008 & re-elected in 2012?
Women would keep their individual rights as long as they haven't conceived.
...and the darkies would be forced back into slavery as well, right, dipshit?
Too little, too late
That motivating speech should send the market to new highs tomorrow
Listen to the sycophants on Bloomberg falling all over themselves to suck his dick.
32 oz. sodas are bad but Bath House Barry getting fellated by Bloomies minions is OK.
"It's for the Children."
wait...where's the rest?
I mean if your gonna stand up there and lie, you might as well make a production out of it.
you know, never let a good crises go to waste right?
I had a shot with each lie ........ and at this point, I am pretty wasted
At this point you should be dead.
OK,
That was funny.
anyone who can listen to this pscyopath for 60 seconds without throwing up needs their head examined
No one will be going to jail.
DOJ must handle any and all arrests.
As AG Holder is in the bag with Obama, that angle is nixed.
And if, on the off chance, someone is thrown to the lions, they will walk by Executive Pardon when Obama leaves office.
did I miss it for watching this?
"bird to your mother, i'm not a crook."
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http://biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=41147
one phrase leads to another.
piece of kenyan shit
Glad we could get this behind us cause it was so devicive, next on the crime sheet Benghazi, "what difference does it make" right, that settles that one. Ok, IRS, too complicated for idiot nation, moving right along. AnJo's tits
Too bad for Debt Bro.
"What difference does it make." has already been taken.
I never thought we could have someone worse than Nixon. I was wrong.
Every president has been worse than the last since Eisenhower. I fear to think of what the next one will be like after Obama. If you think it can't get worse, experience shows that it can always get worse.
Teleprompters set to 'stun' - check
oh, ahh ... negative, er, ... set to 'lie yer ass off'
Oh man, this is getting out of control!
Wait, what's that big humm I hear, coming from Alaska?????????????
Time to fire up the HAARP and destroy something big!!! MUST CLEAR THE NEWS CYCLE!!!!
Today’s fun video: Stewart skewers Obama for IRS, AP scandals
Posted by Jim
http://www.spokesman.com/blogs/spincontrol/2013/may/15/todays-fun-video-...
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http://www.c-spanvideo.org/program/312755-7
This IRS situation is more prosecutabel than the Watergate frame. There is a coup in progress.
Without a Teleprompter and Valerie Jarrett wiping his ass, Obama is nothing more than the "Villiage Idiot!" Too funny. What's sad is the Americans who voted for him. The true IDIOTS!
I have the solution , shutdown the IRS, it probably costs us a trillion dollars just for the IRS to collect 2 trillion in taxes.
Just shutdown the IRS and fund the missing trillion with debt , all the money is / has been/ will be loaned into existance anyway, cut out all the middle men!
I used to think a military coup was a bad thing.
Time to rebrand the "Internal Revenue Service" to the "Department of Health and Prosperity"
Can't watch the O'bummer on video anymore. It's too nauseating to watch the con man flinging his horseshit. I don't have the stomach anymore. Would somebody please make him go away.
He's a sock puppet. He is clueless as to how anything works, he makes no decisions, writes no speeches, has no ideas. He gets in front of a camera and says what is written for him to speak. "There's no there there," Obama said. What more do you need to know? We pull the curtain back and there isn't even a old man portraying the Wizard of OZ. The control booth seems to be empty.
We know who Holder is, a cutout. He is the black the elite use to head things when they need to be overlooked. He worked the pardon of Mark Rich for Clinton, what more do you need to know?
Note they are ending the practice of using non-tribe members as cutouts. Hence Lew the *** at Treasury. They want direct control as the wheels start coming off the clown car.
Next scandal: Obamacare targets political opponents with special healthcare