Obama Makes Statement On "Situation Regarding The IRS" - Live Webcast

Tyler Durden's picture

With the president so busy with teleprompted appearances, one is almost reminded of the presidential campaign when this was an hourly event, although since that is not the case and since the president is engaged in now seemingly endless damage control, one wonders if Ben Bernanke is able to govern the country entirely on his own. So far so good, if the country is just the Stalingrad & Poor 500 of course. As for Obama, he will next speak, following a customary delay, on the "situation regarding the internal  [and less than impartial] revenue service." Let's listen in.

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McMolotov's picture

But he plays one on TV. And convincingly, too.

nope-1004's picture

"Now listen to me carefully.  I never had sexual relations with Ms. Lewinsky.  Not once.  Not ever."

 

smlbizman's picture

http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/dem-congressman-brings-baby-grandson...

this has to take the cake

its kinda funny....when you run a private sector busi.....you seem to know every little detail...it surprises the staff how on the ball you are....now lets have the top job in the land....and your only answer ever is...."watcha talkin 'bout willis"...

GetZeeGold's picture

 

 

PRESIDENT OBAMA: Oh...uh, John, good, I'm glad you're here...I want you to get down on your knees, John, and pray for me...I'm up shit creek without a paddle. I've got the damn %*$ press on me like a "kick me" sign taped to my ass.

FL_Conservative's picture

Listening to one of his "pressers" is worse than getting water-boarded.

notbot's picture

I just can't take the lies anymore. I really can't. 

ACP's picture

First the resignation, now comes the pardon...

knukles's picture

This is another campaign donation stump job, no?

Say What Again's picture

My favorite quote from all of this is; "I learned about it from CNN, just like all of you guys."

Really?  No really ...  CNN? (not FOX)

Maybe you should fire the directors of the CIA, FBI, all of your staff, and while you're at it, get rid of the Bernank -- PLEASE.

ACP's picture

I notice you said "fire" those guys, but "get rid of" the Bernank.

I 2nd that.

Say What Again's picture

Well that was an interesting observation.  I would be happy, if he just retired in the Hamptons as long as he was out of the Fed.

MisterMousePotato's picture

Almost clicked play. I really was tempted for a change, but just couldn't quite do it in the end.

MsCreant's picture

Catch or pitch? Apparently that matters.

smlbizman's picture

and i would love to hate him with a pinch of the r word...but i know better....

General Decline's picture

I didn't watch this but I'm guessing he sounded like a total duchebag. Am I correct?

smlbizman's picture

well you mssed the acting commish resigned....but im sure he will be re-appointed higher up the food chain...and stop insulting douchebags, they make things smell better....he just makes things smel like stench....like a fridge that has not been opened for 6 mos. without electric. to it

dick cheneys ghost's picture

You know why they call him OBummer.................

 

Cause 'Fuck you' was already taken!

AlaricBalth's picture

This IRS scandal has Valerie Jarrett's fingerprints all over it.

XitSam's picture

Valerie Jarrett has no fingerprints.

johngaltfla's picture

Whoops.Obama is late because his Imam took longer than he thought it would with this Sura....

General Decline's picture

I didn't know satanists had imams.

Can I say that with the new racial policy in place?

francis_sawyer's picture

@nope

~~~

"Now listen to me carefully.  I never had sexual relations with Ms. Lewinsky.  Not once.  Not ever."

That all depends on what the definition of what 'JIZZ'... 'IZ'...

takeaction's picture

Did I already miss it??? Where is he???

Uinta's picture

Gee yesterday the IRS was independent, and there was nuthin Obama could do. Today he finds out he can fire someone.

frankthomaswhite59's picture

You won't have me to

kick around anymore.

McMolotov's picture

Can we smack him around instead?

francis_sawyer's picture

"He's a Tricky Dick" according to the gay Chicago bathhouses...

Go Tribe's picture

With a fuckin' Louisville Slugger?

francis_sawyer's picture

Can't say I blame the guy...

~~~

I mean when 'waterboard' torture becomes holding your mug, by the back of the skull, in direct confrontation of the steaming twat of Chewbacca... I think francis_sawyer might cave in under that situation as well...

Jekyll_n_Hyde_Island's picture

Doesn't Barry remind you of that guy that offered you a backrub at a rave back in '99?

Dewey Cheatum Howe's picture

And a reminder that the Oreo is probably directly involved in this somehow. I'm sure like everything else he was in the dark about what his re-election campaign chairmen were doing and since the Oreo has a track record of being a hands off anti-control freak which is the case here.

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/05/14/Obama-campaign-co-cha...

One of President Barack Obama's re-election campaign co-chairmen used a leaked document from the IRS to attack GOP presidential nominee Mitt Romney during the 2012 election, according to the National Organization for Marriage (NOM).

NOM, a pro-traditional marriage organization, claims the IRS leaked their 2008 confidential financial documents to the rival Human Rights Campaign. Those NOM documents were published on the Huffington Post on March 30, 2012. At that time, Joe Solmonese, a left-wing activist and Huffington Post contributor, was the president of the Human Rights Campaign (HRC). Solmonese was also a 2012 Obama campaign co-chairman.

Both the Huffington Post's Sam Stein and HRC described the leak as coming from a “whistleblower.” The Huffington Post used the document to write a story questioning former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney’s support for traditional marriage. The document showed Romney donated $10,000 to NOM. HRC went a step further than the Huffington Post in its criticism of Romney and accused him of using “racially divisive tactics” in a press release.

Solmonese, then still the HRC’s president, said in the release he felt Romney’s “funding of a hate-filled campaign designed to drive a wedge between Americans is beyond despicable.”

“Not only has Romney signed NOM’s radical marriage pledge, now we know he’s one of the donors that NOM has been so desperate to keep secret all these years,” Solmonese added.

Solmonese resigned his position at HRC the next day and took up a position as an Obama campaign co-chair. He had announced the then-pending resignation from HRC the previous autumn.

NOM announced Tuesday that it will sue the IRS for this alleged leak. Under immense political pressure, Attorney General Eric Holder launched a criminal investigation into the IRS's actions. Congress will conduct ts own investigation.

In early April 2012, NOM published documents which it said showed this leaked confidential information did not come from a “whistleblower” but “came directly from the Internal Revenue Service and was provided to NOM's political opponents, the Human Rights Campaign (HRC).” 

NOM discovered that when HRC published its confidential financial documents, it failed to conceal the source of the documents. “After software removed the layers obscuring the document, it is shown that the document came from the Internal Revenue Service,” NOM asserted in its April 2012 release.

“The top of each page says, ‘THIS IS A COPY OF A LIVE RETURN FROM SMIPS. OFFICIAL USE ONLY,’" the statement continues. "On each page of the return is stamped a document ID of ‘100560209.’ Only the IRS would have the Form 990 with ‘Official Use’ information."

NOM president Brian Brown argued in that April 2012 release that the leak was made to benefit President Obama’s re-election campaign against Romney, his GOP challenger. “The American people are entitled to know how a confidential tax return containing private donor information filed exclusively with the Internal Revenue Service has been given to our political opponents whose leader also happens to be co-chairing President Obama's reelection committee,” Brown said. 

“It is shocking that a political ally of President Obama's would come to possess and then publicly release a confidential tax return that came directly from the Internal Revenue Service," he declared. "We demand to know who is responsible for this criminal act and what the Administration is going to do to get to the bottom of it.”

HowardBeale's picture

Haven't you heard? "They" don't tell the black guys (Obama and Holder) anything! If Obama and Holder were cast on Hogan's Heros, they would have made Schultz look like a walking encylopedia.

Say What Again's picture

DCH,

Damn!  That's a long post!   Did you type that all in?

McMolotov's picture

One of these days he'll toddle on out and mumble, "I love lamp," thus confirming once and for all that he is clinically retarded.

buzzsaw99's picture

imo he's just another banker sucking moron

bidaskspread's picture

Why call a press conference at 6 when you are always late. Maybe make it 610 if you are planning to drop the kids off at the pool.

McMolotov's picture

"He's never early, he's always late. First thing you learn is you always gotta wait."

JustObserving's picture

Perhaps, he's on Kenyan time. 

knukles's picture

Hey, it's after 4:20 or 7:14 some where 24/7/365

JustObserving's picture

"I take responsibility for this appalling abuse of power and I resign."

Dream on.

Rahm's picture

That's the end game goal, hopefully coming sooner than later...

machineh's picture

'One wonders if Ben Bernanke is able to govern the country entirely on his own.'

When you've only got one lever to push, it's so simple even a lab rat can do it.

Go, GO! ... Benny B. Goode ...

observer007's picture

Ten Things We Learned From the IRS-Inspector General…

'My Question Is Who's Going to Jail?'

all the latest on IRS:

http://tersee.com/#q=irs&t=text

Winston Smith 2009's picture

"A senior official at the Internal Revenue Service has told congressional investigators that two IRS employees have been disciplined in relation to the special scrutiny applied to conservative groups, Congressional sources told NBC News on Wednesday."

"Disciplined" probably meaning being take into the office and told, "Hey, don't do that and if you ever do that again, at least don't get caught!", then given a month off with pay.

Whoa Dammit's picture

Nah, being disciplined means they have to actually go into their office instead of the usual trick of having one of their buddies leave today's paper and a half empty cup of coffee on their desks. 

knukles's picture

And no more using the SEC's servers for free midget disabled tranny porn

yogibear's picture

That still shot makes his gestures resemble Adolph Hitler's.

Time to fire the minister of propaganda,  heir Obamler! 

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3gh6kQqvy1rt21a9o1_400.jpg

GMadScientist's picture

Well at least they weren't racially profiling.

/sarc

SandiaMan's picture

Fucking Late POS