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Obama IRS Presser Redux - The "Preapproved" Press Conference

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We are sure every effort has been undertaken to ensure Mr. Erdogan's visit (Iran Gold or not) was a success but just in case there was any confusion if the administration has learned anything as a result of the scandals in the past week, the following tweet from CBS' White House correspondent Mark Knoller should add insight on just how much more transparent the administration is and how seriously it takes the freedom of the press...

 

 

 

 

 

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Thu, 05/16/2013 - 12:31 | 3569571 idea_hamster
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Campaign = teleprompter.

Press conference = pre-screening.

The marionette strings are tightening....

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 12:35 | 3569595 Sudden Debt
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usb stick with Bush junior pictures... ready...

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 12:45 | 3569645 Frozen IcQb
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It should be re-named "Puppet Conference".

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 12:48 | 3569661 Cacete de Ouro
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Maybe he should change his name to Mark Knopfler...opens more doors...

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 12:50 | 3569669 Manthong
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Well, at least the black house knows all the questions that will be asked beforehand because of all the illegal wire taps.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 12:53 | 3569686 flacon
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Hey Obama. Guess what? FUCK YOU!

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 12:59 | 3569712 The Thunder Child
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The worst damage that is done is not from the 'secrets' which the press hide from us, but from the little bits of shit smelling propaganda which they force feed us on rotating hourly schedules in order to control the thought processes of the masses. These pre-planned, twice digested choda clinging nuggets are pre-approved by the stazi and then regurgitated as little gobbits of authorised spew to the masses.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 13:00 | 3569729 knukles
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Hey, when I was a young virile good looking stud of a whipper snapper in college during the days of free love, I never got chosen, selected or called on either... so get a grip on it, man.  Get a grip.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 13:04 | 3569752 eclectic syncretist
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Is it just me or is Obama looking more and more like Alfred E. Neuman as he ages?

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 13:08 | 3569767 Manthong
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a video morph would not be worth the effort anymore

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 13:20 | 3569814 Joe Davola
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5+ years of not asking any pointed questions, a little late to expect to ask them now

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 13:24 | 3569839 tarsubil
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Mr. President, sir, have any of your boyfriends ever been HIV positive? Thank you.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 14:59 | 3570247 Al Gorerhythm
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To all above posters and those below, perhaps this advice will work: One giant yawn.

http://sgtreport.com/2013/05/the-truth-about-benghazi-murders-irs-attack...

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 16:28 | 3570648 eatthebanksters
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Obama want to show the Turks he runs press conferences just like them!

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 13:06 | 3569755 Jena
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You know it was their loss, knuckles.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 13:24 | 3569836 gmrpeabody
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Do I sense a budding relationship...,

;-)

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 13:24 | 3569841 knukles
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That's what I keep telling myself

(sigh)

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 14:05 | 3569998 Imminent Crucible
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Knukles...not to be disrespectful or anything, but how many nibbles do you expect to get if you bait the hook with "I was in college back in the days of free love."

That's why I never tell anyone I was at the first Grassroots concert at the bandshell in Daytona. "La, la, la-la-la live for today!"

"Sexy" and "ancient" don't go together all that well. Just sayin.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 12:59 | 3569720 Troll Magnet
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Yo flacon,

that's all cool and shit but watch for drones flying over your head.  

 

 

 

LOOK OUT!!!

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 14:09 | 3570028 azzhatter
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This fucking Obama is nothing more than a cunt. Fuck him sideways with a rusty chainsaw

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 12:49 | 3569668 somecallmetimmah
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You know, for a pre-planned, administration-directed confessional, intended to innoculate themselves from the full weight of the true story, they sure did a piss-poor job.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 13:02 | 3569739 knukles
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Need to do more of the Nixonian sweat beading on the upper lip to show the sincere concern for the public's well being.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 12:58 | 3569676 The Thunder Child
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Shit show...

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 12:52 | 3569679 nonclaim
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Can't he just ask it anyway? Say it loud and clear.

And if after that they won't invite you anymore what's the difference? If you can't ask you are not there.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 14:01 | 3569978 SeattleBruce
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Kind of like when Joe Wilson yelled out 'You lie!' during Obummer/TOTUS' SOTU address?

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 15:18 | 3570334 vato poco
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Well, gosh, if Knoller is pissy about not being a questioner, he's gotta start working harder. Prepare better. Wear brighter & more colorful clothing, to stand out from the pack. Brush up on his (obviously flagging) fellatio skillz. He'll be back on his knees in the warm fuzzy embrace of the Dear Leader in no time flat.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 12:32 | 3569573 Buckaroo Banzai
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The administration will pretend to give us news, and the MSM will pretend to report it.

FORWARD SOVIET!

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 12:34 | 3569587 Buckaroo Banzai
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Oh and by the way, I propose that no reference to Eric Holder be made going forward by Zerohedge commenters without using his full and proper name:

Eric "Butcher of Waco" Holder.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 12:47 | 3569660 Balanced Integer
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I approve of this proposal. You wouldn't happen to publish a newsletter by any chance, would you?

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 12:53 | 3569683 Buckaroo Banzai
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Nope. Who did you suspect I was?

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 14:12 | 3570042 Imminent Crucible
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Don't forget Eric "armorer to the Zetas" Holder. Eric "Scourge of the Border Patrol" Holder. Eric "Second Biggest Liar in the Govt" Holder.

I could go on, but everyone already knows that the U.S. is run by a gang of brutal criminal sociopathic liar gangsters.  I notice I'm not seeing many Obama-Biden bumper stickers on cars all of a sudden.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 14:22 | 3570094 Herd Redirectio...
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Involved in Ruby Ridge, Waco, OKC...  What do they have in common?  Children dead. And Eric Holder. End of story. (correction: at Ruby Ridge it was a mother holding her child that died)

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 14:48 | 3570209 sskid
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Her 14 year old son, Samuel was shot in the back by us marshals

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 12:32 | 3569574 Hippocratic Oaf
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Over-under on wait time is 45min

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 12:34 | 3569591 Buckaroo Banzai
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CPT, baby. CPT.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 13:57 | 3569965 SilverIsKing
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You may be onto something.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 12:43 | 3569634 DavidC
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They should make the S&P drop a point for every minute he's late, that would speed him up a bit.

DavidC

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 12:32 | 3569578 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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Confusing ... Is the red flag w/ crescent POTUS's new emblem?

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 12:35 | 3569598 youngman
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What does the graffiti on the column say????  lost dog? or is it an upcoming concert?

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 12:36 | 3569605 mayhem_korner
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They were all out of sickle-and-hammer flags at Wal-Mart...

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 14:03 | 3569993 SeattleBruce
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That's funny, as everything there is from China...ah, production and supply chain problems in the socialist utopia?

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 12:45 | 3569648 Edward Fiatski
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Heh, heh - Well, 11.2% of Kenya's population is Muslim.

Bad roll of the dice, Amerikuh.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 12:52 | 3569680 somecallmetimmah
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Hey man, he's only half-Muslim.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 13:00 | 3569688 Edward Fiatski
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Kenyan's Man Cum is Supreme, so you could say it's not half, but at least 51%.

On a serious note, that grey hair of his - that's from several CIA briefings on the future events around the world. It is not easy-living, when one knows that billions will die in a thermonuclear woar-slash-holocaust.

Not an easy Post to maintain indeed.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 13:03 | 3569745 knukles
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His opinion pols are so bad that the Kenyans are claiming he was born in the US.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 15:01 | 3570254 TruthHunter
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"Hey man, he's only half-Muslim."

 

Obama Said

"I’m not the strapping young Muslim socialist I used to be."  He's still a socialist...


Anyway, there's no such thing as an ex-Muslim(or half-muslim). You are either a Muslim or a kafir, infidel, dead meat target.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 15:02 | 3570262 TruthHunter
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"Hey man, he's only half-Muslim."

 

Obama Said

"I’m not the strapping young Muslim socialist I used to be."  He's still a socialist...


Anyway, there's no such thing as an ex-Muslim(or half-muslim). You either stay a Muslim or you're a kafir, infidel, dead meat target.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 13:02 | 3569743 Edward Fiatski
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Did that dictatorial fuck-face Erdogan say Turkish republic of Cyprus?

FUCK OFF!

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 12:47 | 3569659 I Am Not a Copp...
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Seriously WTF up with that flag?

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 12:54 | 3569691 kridkrid
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If Russia attacks Turkey from the rear, would Greece help?

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 13:20 | 3569804 Cacete de Ouro
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Well, Greeks are famed for their rear entry strategies...

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 13:42 | 3569912 IndyPat
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Pure awesomeness!

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 13:59 | 3569970 SilverIsKing
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If it was a male Turkey, then I would say surely they would.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 14:12 | 3570043 azzhatter
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I went out with a Greek woman for a long time. She always begged for Greek. I didn't understand so I always bought her Ouzo

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 12:33 | 3569586 Sudden Debt
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I BLAMED YOU FIRST SO YOU DID IT!!!

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 12:34 | 3569588 Tsunami Wave
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This fucking idiot is ALWAYS late.. Why don't you just go home for the day and come back again tomorrow afternoon when you can keep an appointment.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 12:36 | 3569601 Sudden Debt
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he still needs to rehurse his spontanious text lines...

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 12:37 | 3569612 mayhem_korner
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Give 'im a break - sometimes Michelle's strap on gets stuck...

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 13:15 | 3569792 Meat Hammer
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Am I the only person who thinks that it's a big whitey strap-on?

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 14:15 | 3570065 Imminent Crucible
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"Big Whitey"---isn't that Janet Napolitano's nickname amongst the Cabinet?

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 13:02 | 3569742 Pure Evil
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Last second teleprompter edits.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 12:34 | 3569589 youngman
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Well at least he won´t be audited...or have his phone records searched...

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 12:36 | 3569593 Cognitive Dissonance
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Clearly Mark Knoller does not subscribe to the MSM Powder Puff Questions division of the White House Press Corp.

<Main Stream Media reporters repeators only need apply.>

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 12:35 | 3569596 RSloane
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Do people actually still watch Obama's press conferences, or is this a matter of the press watching the press's coverage of Obama's press conferences?

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 12:50 | 3569672 Ignatius
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I had to read this twice just to catch it... which is exactly like these 'press conferences'.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 13:28 | 3569854 rosiescenario
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I have found watching these press conferences to be very useful in my weight loss program. I tape them and then replay them just before meal time. One's loss of appetite is amazing....and with no drugs. I do ned to warn, however, the side effect is suicidal depression....fortunately DHS has removed part of that danger since I cannot obtain ammo for my gun.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 12:36 | 3569607 kralizec
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Pre-ordered presstitutes, Nixon never had that luxury.

Wake me up when the riots start...

(Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz)

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 12:36 | 3569608 the iD
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could only be better if there was a third flag w/ cobra commander logo. knowing is half the battle...

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 12:40 | 3569617 Mercury
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the following tweet from CBS' White House correspondent Mark Knoller should add insight on just how much more transparent the administration is and how seriously it takes the freedom of the press...

 

On the bright side citizens are now more transparent than ever to the government :)

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 12:59 | 3569717 Edward Fiatski
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NOTHING TO HIDE - NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT!

F-F-F-Forward!

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 13:19 | 3569813 RSloane
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Great comment! +++++

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 12:39 | 3569619 autofixer
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Tyrants are typically late for appearances, as they are so important and they typically babble on for hours during speeches.  Huuum?

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 12:46 | 3569653 Winston Churchill
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Truly a legend in his own mind.

If you read the POTUS daily schedule he rarely starts work before 10.30/11 am.

I'm so glad he is such a lazy narcissist Marxist.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 12:42 | 3569630 stant
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what if no one showed up, that be a hoot. no point in waisting gas and a clean shirt to get lied to

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 12:43 | 3569635 Navymugsy
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So the sycophants don't get to ask a question of Dear Leader and I'm supposed to feel bad for them? That's your payback for letting the guy slide for so many years you idiots.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 12:43 | 3569636 Mi Naem
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All I see is an empty patio with flags gently blowing in the breeze and birds chirping. 

This really is much more enjoyable and informative than any Obama press conference I recall seeing. 

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 12:54 | 3569689 mayhem_korner
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THAT is funny.  +1

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 12:59 | 3569718 Wakanda
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LOL!  What a farce DC has become.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 13:03 | 3569747 somecallmetimmah
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Ahh, if it were only that benign...

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 12:44 | 3569639 Colonel Klink
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The most transparent administration in history Bitchez!  Mission accomplished!!

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 12:45 | 3569644 Dyhana
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someone responded to Knoller's tweet that "it's politics not personal."

I responded "ummm, seems that politics ARE personal these days."

 

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 12:46 | 3569652 Dr. Venkman
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In ten years we will find out that he has 2 hour panic attacks before each appearance and that's why is always late. The stories from this administration are going to be epic...if anyone has the peas to reveal them.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 12:47 | 3569656 Frastric
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Or if the country is around in that time...

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 12:53 | 3569684 Dr. Venkman
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The tales will then be sung around a flaming barrel, I hope.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 13:02 | 3569655 Little John
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The Big Con is falling apart.  The “master minds” are making arrangement to catch the first train out of town, the mid level stooges are being set up for the fall and the mark - the public - is just now discovering that the suitcase is filled with cut up news paper.  The problem now is that the mark has a gun,  and is heading for the train station.

 

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 12:48 | 3569663 Dr. Engali
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I'm sure as diligent watchdogs the media will be aggressive in seeking the truth.

I think I threw up a bit just typing that BS.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 12:55 | 3569687 JustObserving
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a Syria free from Assad's tyranny

How about a USA that is free from Obama's tyranny?

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 13:01 | 3569733 kralizec
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Yeah.

Too bad the Sheeple and Free Shit Army comprise larger voting blocks.

Oh, and remember, we are "free".

(Now I threw up a little in my mouth!)

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 12:54 | 3569690 Uchtdorf
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Benghazi...prevent...Turkey

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 12:55 | 3569696 IridiumRebel
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"Doing everything in our power to protect them..."

Like telling the troops to stand down and being unavailable for 67 hours?

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 12:56 | 3569703 mayhem_korner
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I hear the Gov of TX mailed Barry a box full of US flag lapel pins with 49 stars.  Wonder if the Indonesian is sporting one...

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 12:58 | 3569711 Little John
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Damn I wish I had one of them pins. YEEHAW!!!

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 13:00 | 3569721 mayhem_korner
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I'm happy to sell you one.  Going price is 1 Krugerrand.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 13:00 | 3569722 El Hosel
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Wow, reality TV Live. These guys are good.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 12:59 | 3569714 Everybodys All ...
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Someone going to have the balls to ask the Turk about the Benghazi arms that were shipped through Turkey to Syrian Al-Queada? No chance.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 13:01 | 3569730 mayhem_korner
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No one is asking questions.  They are reading them.  Got it?

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 13:04 | 3569750 Everybodys All ...
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I forgot the freedom of the press has been forgone.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 13:00 | 3569724 q99x2
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Impeach the Turd. We deserve more from our CIA.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 13:01 | 3569735 Catullus
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A golden oldie:

http://voices.washingtonpost.com/federal-eye/2011/01/obama_from_cool_aga...

Obama recasts his "cool again" pledge

"I want to live up to her expectations. I want our democracy to be as good as Christina imagined it. I want America to be as good as she imagined it. All of us -- we should do everything we can to make sure this country lives up to our children's expectations."

"We want you to get involved at every level," he said. "And by the way, you don't even have to join government. Part of what we're going to do is create transparency and accountability in how government works so that you can be an active citizen holding your public servants and elected officials accountable. That's one other aspect of citizenship is paying attention to what's taking place."

For those who are not clued in to the Empty Suit yet: the guy is a figurehead whose job is to make people like the idea of the government again. They're scared that people are catching on. The IRS "scandal" is a nothingburger on what actually happened. But the perception is driving out of control. That's why they're throwing their political capital at it to extinguish the damage.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 13:01 | 3569736 Yancey Ward
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Sounds like to me that Knoller might be due for a tax audit.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 13:02 | 3569740 IridiumRebel
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Cyprus. Why would youy bring that up? Mistake.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 13:07 | 3569761 somecallmetimmah
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Hey look!  A squirrel!

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 13:04 | 3569748 IridiumRebel
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"And now I'll take some pre-chosen softball questions...."

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 13:21 | 3569817 Yancey Ward
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"Mr. President, in light of the strong action you took yesterday, firing the man who has been been running the IRS for the seven months when it was not targeting conservatives, do think the Republicans will continue investigating this non-scandal?  And what did you think of the new Star Trek movie?"

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 13:07 | 3569754 JustObserving
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My main concern is fixing a problem

What if you are the problem? Would you resign?


Thu, 05/16/2013 - 13:08 | 3569766 kralizec
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Neutering.

But I think Michelle beat us to it.

Need another idea!

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 13:09 | 3569758 foodstampbarry
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Jezus H. Christ we got 3 1/2 more years of this guy.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 13:24 | 3569838 Haole
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... and likely the rest of your life under the folks that pull his strings.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 15:37 | 3570447 CCanuck
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....and likely.....lol

Nice touch

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 13:07 | 3569760 Everybodys All ...
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Why does he think putting a foreign minister through this is presidential? Answer: He does not give a shit. He needs cover and will continue to do this dog and poney show ad infinitum as long as the American press will allow for it.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 13:12 | 3569781 MarsInScorpio
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Everybody's All: "He needs cover and will continue to do this dog and poney show ad infinitum as long as the American press will allow for it."

 

You got that right.

-30-

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 13:08 | 3569765 Meat Hammer
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The MSM built a shrine to Obama before he had cashed his first presidential paycheck.  There is no way they are going to let him take the fall for anything.  They'll say his vision was always right....if only his brethren in DC were as noble as he then this great thing called socialism could have happened.  But, instead, the typical Beltway handshaking happened and poor Obama got caught in the middle.  This just proves that what we really need is to annoint him King and dump that silly Constitution.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 13:10 | 3569770 insanelysane
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An example:

I walk into a DMV and ask for a driver's license application.  The DMV clerk hands me an application form and a 2nd form requiring me to bring in a kidney at the time of the exam.  Clearly the DMV clerk is a low level rogue employee so I complain to the branch manager and get no where.  I complain all of the way up the chain.  Then complain to the Legislators.  They ask the DMV if anything is going on and the DMV tells them nothing to see here.  I then have to get lawyers and gather evidence and 2 years later when I have irrefutable evidence, the DMV apologizes to me that this one rogue clerk, in one DMV branch, was targeting specific individuals.  Do I feel all comfy now?

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 13:12 | 3569782 RichardENixon
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So what did they do with the kidney?

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 14:12 | 3570047 redux2redux
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The DMV is now administrating Obamacare

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 13:15 | 3569790 Everybodys All ...
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I give you a thumbs up. When it gets to this point it's time to tell everyone fuck you and in no uncertain terms tell them it's none of their fucking business. See you at the camps.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 13:41 | 3569904 rosiescenario
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"The DMV clerk hands me an application form and a 2nd form requiring me to bring in a kidne..." Obviously the clerk is a recent immigrant from India and thought that their customs applied here, too.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 13:15 | 3569793 Inthemix96
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What a clown.  What an indefensilble excuse of a human waste of skin.  A fucking 'A' rated class retarded excuse of humanity this man is.  What a fucking disgrace of a person who lies so badly, you would have to be a fucking imbecile to even half-believe what the indiscriminately fucking stupid prick has to say.

We have sunk as low in my eyes as humanity can get, when fucking pillocks like this can lie with impunity, kill others with disgusting EO's and sleep soundly at night.

If this fucking bastard is the best we as people can deliver for our representation we deserve all we get.

I am fucking downright ashamed as a humanbeing this is the best we got.

Barry fucking 'O', you have earned your place in hell you fucking devious nation wrecking cunt, you will burn for a thousand years you low IQ excuse of a man.

I hope the material gains were worth it you cunt, you are exactly the same as that bastard tony B.Liar, you are a nothing of a man, and even less of a human.

Rot in hell you traitorous cunt.  You wont be missed, lying fucking cunt.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 13:59 | 3569972 Chaos_Theory
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I am so jealous of you British blokes...your rants are epic.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 14:01 | 3569982 Inthemix96
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Thats not a rant Chaos,

Thats me expresing an opinion.  Nothing more, nothing less.

Ask me to post a rant though, and its my pleasure.

:-)

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 13:19 | 3569810 Lumberjack
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Now who was that older lady that asked a question from the press corps, who was 'retired' after asking a certain question on his first press conference?

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 13:42 | 3569911 Quantum Nucleonics
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That would be Helen Thomas.  She critized the lack of transparency in the early Obama administration.  We can presume the President said something to the effect of, "I never want to see that b!tch in the White House again.  She was shortly after forced to retire over comments she made about Israel and the Palestinians.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 13:24 | 3569823 djsmps
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"I've got 60,000 troops in Afghanistan."  So, he acknowledges his private army.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 13:22 | 3569828 Everybodys All ...
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Any of you still like that vote you made for the Marxist con man?

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 13:26 | 3569847 Little John
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Hey! Let’s have some solemnity here.  This is history we’re watching.  The Obama presidency is,  for all practical purposes, ending.

YEEHAW!!! TEXAS INDEPENDENCE BITCHEZ!!!

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 13:27 | 3569848 Quantum Nucleonics
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5 years in and he's just figuring this out.  Isn't this the same MSM tool that gave us this ass-clown in the first place?

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 13:36 | 3569879 earnyermoney
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needs to shave off his beard. He looks like a terrist. from Iran.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 13:45 | 3569927 Quantum Nucleonics
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Or keep the beard and get a job Middle east policy job at State or the WH.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 18:20 | 3570955 Vic Odd
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Or run a terrorist franchise for Obama Admin in the Middle East to do some 'liberating' cuz they 'hate our freedoms' 

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 13:33 | 3569866 earleflorida
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excellent article in atimes.com this morning [5/16/13] by Egemen B. Bezci      "Erdogan drags heavy bag to Washington"   --- pretty much sums it up!?

http://www.atimes.com/atimes/Middle_East/MID-01-160513.html 

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 13:35 | 3569874 marcusfenix
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“Winston sank his arms to his sides and slowly refilled his lungs with air. His mind slid away into the labyrinthine world of doublethink. To know and not to know, to be conscious of complete truthfulness while telling carefully constructed lies, to hold simultaneously two opinions which cancelled out, knowing them to be contradictory and believing in both of them, to use logic against logic, to repudiate morality while laying claim to it, to believe that democracy was impossible and that the party was the guardian of democracy, to forget, whatever it was necessary to forget, then to draw it back into memory again at the moment when it was needed, and then promptly to forget it again, and above all, to apply the same process to the process itself—that was the ultimate subtlety: consciously to induce unconsciousness, and then, once again, to become unconscious of the act of hypnosis you had just performed. Even to understand the word “doublethink” involved the use of doublethink.”

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 13:43 | 3569916 Little John
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note to Obama : Your “benefit of the doubt” account is empty  and these latest overdrafts will result in penalty.  

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 13:55 | 3569958 Fuku Ben
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This is what happens when you divide, conquer and corrupt the MSM into useless propaganidizing lapdogs

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 13:57 | 3569962 moneybots
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So in other words, a Presidential press conference is a staged fraud.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 19:11 | 3571081 Monedas
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This mulatto can't think on his feet .... all rap is staged fraud also .... even though the lyrics are infantile Ebonix !

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 13:58 | 3569969 gaoptimize
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This procedure allows us to easilly identify the ass-kissing members of the state controlled media: Anyone allowed to ask a question.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 14:04 | 3569996 darteaus
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The Potemkin presidency.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 14:10 | 3570022 asscannon101
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Whatever you do, don't ask Attorney General of The United States Eric Holder. He don't know!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QPjEgtD_4I

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 16:18 | 3570615 Fuku Ben
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Thanks I was hoping someone would have put something like that together

I understand he said I don't know 57 times 

Lying, incompetent or both?

Doesn't his boss have full faith and confidence in this actor?

 

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 14:14 | 3570058 wonderatitall
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bitch's b crazy from shitcago...audit that guy , after my vacation

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 14:49 | 3570211 They Tried to S...
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“The president has put in place an organization that contains the kind of database that no one has ever seen before in life. That’s going to be very, very powerful. That database will have information about everything on every individual in ways that it’s never been done before.”

 

– Rep. Maxine Waters, D-Calif.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 18:44 | 3571019 Monedas
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Maxine Watters !

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 15:52 | 3570531 Umh
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I'll watch it if someone will give me a cardboard cutout for the recliner, otherwise I'll go back outside.....

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 16:32 | 3570670 hannah
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i think obama should ask HIMSELF the questions. now that would be fucking funny......

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 18:41 | 3571014 Monedas
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Meat the Press !

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 19:19 | 3571098 bugs_
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Peak Ridiculous?

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