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Same Old: Stocks, Bonds, VIX All Green

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The S&P 500 has managed to get back into the green; VIX is back above 13; and 10Y yields are down 4bps... 'new normal'

 

 

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Thu, 05/16/2013 - 09:51 | 3568705 insanelysane
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We live in truly scary times.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 10:04 | 3568784 CvlDobd
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I shouldn't care because he is a know nothing permabull. But days like these make me so mad at people like Brian Wesbury who claim that QE is having no effect on asset prices.

No effect? How do you look at a markets when "technical" inverses like the VIX are up along with stocks and bonds and still claim that there isn't excessive money supply. What a fucking hack!

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 10:13 | 3568808 King_of_simpletons
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It's the decade of all greens.

Green Shoots , Green Trees , Presented by Bernanke - The Green Giant.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 10:33 | 3568948 malikai
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Don't forget the Green Sharts.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 10:34 | 3568954 flacon
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Green poop. 

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 11:20 | 3569181 MichiganMilitiaMan
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Green is the new red this season.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 12:20 | 3569516 The_Small_Lebowski
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All this green is in honour of Irelands (my home country) EU presidency for 2013! Ben knows we dont like red (English flag) so green it is. Thank you Ben for this most gracious honour!!!

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 09:52 | 3568713 The_Alchemist
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"New Normal", until ... ?
The golden question it is. The ponzi goes on though.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 09:53 | 3568724 EscapeKey
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... so it appears that you CAN have your cake and eat it!

 

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 10:06 | 3568788 Cognitive Dissonance
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"I can't believe I ate that whole thing." - 70's AlkaSeltzer TV commercial

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 10:09 | 3568812 Divided States ...
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everyone thinks that the CAKE is THEIRS but it actually belongs to THEIR KIDS and THEIR GRANDKIDS...yeah keep munching on their future

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 10:19 | 3568862 RSloane
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Almost. What you can have and eat too are pictures of cakes. Even some pies. You can eat an entire portfolio of glossies of cakes and pies when the appearance of something trumps reality and there is zero effective pursuit of true price discovery.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 10:21 | 3568880 EscapeKey
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Price discovery now means opening Marketwatch in Firefox, and discovering what Bernanke has set the US 10-yr at.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 09:54 | 3568728 Obchelli
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What else would you expect? 

Pavlovian reflex to BTFD will be strong on way down. 

Dog will be comming back to eat but there will be no food...

 

On the other note - I'm surprised why anyone would expect inflation when all 85 Billion goes directly into stock market and not into your or my hands... Plus some idiots using disposable income excess to by along with BS Bernank

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 10:06 | 3568778 Headbanger
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Or has it become  more like a Skinner Box experiment?

And did the pigeons become cannibals when they stopped getting food no matter how much they pecked the right thing?

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 09:54 | 3568729 gjp
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yep, it must be morning, because it feels like I got punched in the face again

you forgot to mention the final part to the same old: PMs whacked again too

meanwhile the methodical short squeeze continues - today's candidate (other than the daily usual TSLA, of course) is CRM.  Why?  Just cause, that's why.  Masters of the universe (and the printing press) don't need to answer to nobody

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 09:54 | 3568730 Gypsyducks
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Get ready for the vicious commodities move between 1 and 2pm EST shortly before the WTI options expiration.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 09:59 | 3568753 cherry picker
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Don't let this fool anyone.  When a big player has to liquidate equities, which will happen, to stay afloat, it will start the domino effect.  It is a matter of when, not if.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 10:12 | 3568831 gjp
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Why would they ever have to liquidate in the markets when the Fed will provide them any liquidity they require?  In a fiat market they can float it higher as long as they want until people stop accepting the fiat as payment for real goods.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 10:03 | 3568757 Jason T
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thicket and dead wood all over this economy.. shit is gonna light up the mother of all firestorms .. mabye 2015-2022.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 10:04 | 3568785 Gavrikon
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Sheriff Bart:  Man print like that and the economy is going to die!

Waco Kid:  When?

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 10:01 | 3568765 Gavrikon
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Shirley you jest!

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 10:06 | 3568798 the Absurd
Thu, 05/16/2013 - 10:02 | 3568770 mattdubz86
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This milarky will go on before the average joe profits.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 10:05 | 3568782 EL INDIO
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Here is some thought:

In 2011 silver went to $48 when it should have been $35 (+13) and gold went to $1900 when it should have been at $1600 (+300).

This year Silver plunged to $22 = 35-13 and gold plunged to $1300 = $1600 - 300 !

Coincidence or is it a symmetry that might indicate the sell-off is over ?

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 10:11 | 3568809 Headbanger
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The "markets" are going red.  Something we said maybe?

Oh, it's just that silly Philly Fed thingy. 

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 10:10 | 3568818 BlueStreet
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Could the bulls be any more fucking greedy.  Hit the sell button already.  

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 10:12 | 3568829 Headbanger
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Here,  have at it!

http://www.cnbc.com/id/100000942

 

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 10:16 | 3568850 digalert
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Tomorrow is a huge POMO day, $4.75-$5.75 billion, as read right here on ZH.

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-04-30/shorting-stocks-these-pomo-days...

 

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 10:16 | 3568851 thismarketisrigged
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horrible philly fed, markets should be totally green any minute.

 

aapl already has had an 11 dollar turnaround from its -8 dollars today to now up 3. wow, wow, wow. this shit is so  surreal

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 10:21 | 3568882 razorthin
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It will take a meteor strike the size of Bernanke's head.

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 10:23 | 3568887 Downtoolong
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All these bubbles. It's like having a bottle of champagne for breakfast every day.

 

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 10:46 | 3569007 1eyedman
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with a massive POMO on deck for tomorrow, the front runners are doing their thing.   at what point do we front run the frontrunners of the fed?   that is what will people (or machines) selling INTO pomo days look like?   

any weakness today will be 'pre-bought' in anticipation of tomorrow's opex $3billion pomo.  may set up to be the peak and a change in the weather with a move towards selling on pomo, buying the deeper dips on non-pomo, then selling.

with no usualy sprintime 5% dip, this summer is setting up to as they say on cnbs, 'consolidate, and move sideways'....in a 20% band that is.  20% volatility in exchange for 2.5% div yeild or a 'robust'  5.5% earnings yeild.  yeah thats a good 'value'

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 11:08 | 3569091 Village Smithy
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You have a good handle on all of this. Do you think that Bernanke is proud of this Frankenstein market that he has created or do you think that he's scared shitless and feels that it's out of control? I feel like we are all missing something because on the one hand I can't imagine how they think this will end well, but on the other it's hard to imagine that a group of people (the Fed) could collectively be this naive (stupid).

Thu, 05/16/2013 - 10:57 | 3569061 yogibear
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So far there are skittle pooping unicorns at the Fed, it's called QE to infinity.

Until the skittle pooping unicorns turn into fire breathing Godzilla s that destroy everything in their path.

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