Dax Future Triggers Stops, Goes Parablic, Launching Late Day Megaramp

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Presented with little comment because frankly everything is now full retard. That is the Dax; This is the Dax on low-volume, mega levitation drugs, at 9pm on a Friday in Germany, when out of nowhere someone goes on a mega buying spree in the Dax futures, and sends global risk assets, and FX pairs, surging. Is Bernanke LBOing Germany? Or is Spain due for junk downgrade and this is the ultimate bad is good trade which sends global risk assets, and FX pairs soaring to fresh record highs across the board.



DAX takes and blasts through all-time highs..


DAX is now up over 14% in the last 17 trading days... (an annualized 466% rate)

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Fri, 05/17/2013 - 15:08 | 3573782 RacerX
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For the Fatherland.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 15:09 | 3573790 Divided States ...
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How do you say a German Boner?

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 15:11 | 3573802 ebworthen
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Fri, 05/17/2013 - 15:13 | 3573816 Divided States ...
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Think all the equity markets will experience how it feels to be 'bitcoined' in the ass real soon.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 15:18 | 3573836 Say What Again
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Everyone knows that today is Opt Exp day, right?

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 15:27 | 3573845 flacon
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Whaa Daa Faak?!

Look at the NASDAQ weekly for the past three years. This week it has achieved the Keynesian "escape velocity" above the upper Bollinger band":





Fri, 05/17/2013 - 15:53 | 3574000 SilverMaples
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They are manipulating the technical traders to bring them all on the same side of the trade because they know that a lot of trader sheeps out there follow these signals. Once they will feel confortable enough they will just pull the plug and let them foot the bill for their next planned market collapse. Why? Because there is much more money to be made by luring the sheeples into the next pen and fleecing them altogether than running after one sheep.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:14 | 3574090 Ahmeexnal
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Nice chart. An exact precursor of the hyperinflation that will soon engulf the teutonic empire and its serf states that conform the EU.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 19:21 | 3574603 smlbizman
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have you ever had your lawn mower run out of gas, and that last breath it takes is the highest its ever reved and than it dies?

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:02 | 3574016 Headbanger
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Zeit fur scotch, N'es pas?

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 17:27 | 3574338 Dr Benway
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These straightline ramps of the index happen every day in Australia. EVERY DAY. Don't believe me? Check out the ASX200, 10:00-11:00 any given day.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 18:43 | 3574513 rcus
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Its not as surprising as 10:00 is the ASX open... After a green trading day in Bernankeland its no other way but catching up

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 22:10 | 3575004 Dr Benway
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I'm not saying it opens higher. I'm saying in the next hour after 10:00, with zero news, the market is ramped straight up multiple times, ridiculing the concept of random walk.

The entities responsible for the ramps have an interest in higher prices, and can move prices.

Trying to encourage net inflows in stocks from pension investors, and benefiting from inflated prices to sell to these suckers.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 15:17 | 3573832 fonzannoon
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Divided check out the Yen right now. I truly believe that Ust's are being sold off hard as the JGB gets taken to the woodshed. That is sending scared fixed income money scrambling right now straight into stocks. This is real interesting. If those Japanese bonds keep getting slammed UST's will as well. Now tell me how in the hell Bernak can do anything other than print moar in that environment?


Fri, 05/17/2013 - 15:21 | 3573853 Divided States ...
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Yup see this BS....though the EUR isnt tanking with it now...infuckinsane markets....i dont think there is as much liquidity out there as people think there is.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 15:24 | 3573864 fonzannoon
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I am telling you Randolph and Mortimer's one dollar JGB bet behind the curtain is causing a few screws to come flying off this well oiled machine.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 15:31 | 3573901 fonzannoon
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go on....

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 15:35 | 3573902 fonzannoon
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Fri, 05/17/2013 - 15:27 | 3573874 Thought Processor
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Comming off this high is gonna really suck.   How much longer we stay high is an open question though.   How long can they possibly keep the QE drugs flowing into the primary (dealer) veins?

Instability is knocking at the door methinks.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 15:30 | 3573894 fonzannoon
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If we go where this seems to be going you ain't seen nothin yet with QE.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 15:47 | 3573970 The Final Countdown
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Just wow

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 17:31 | 3574347 TheEdelman
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good read.  we have... for now stayed clear of crisis......no inflation, equities melting up, and stronger dollar. 

gotta focus in on those premodifiers.  now just wait until soros buys back triple the GLD holdings he cut... at sheeply discounts.  At that time, he will claim it a bargain too good to pass up.  Soros is boosting his gold mining stocks for a reason. 

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 15:48 | 3573975 Thought Processor
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I agree.   We're going parabolic.  And the rotation / slosh volatility will be epic.

Should be fun to watch as it speeds up later in the year.  

Of course, they'll need to press the reset button before the ultimate peak........   

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 15:14 | 3573818 sockratte
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stramm gestanden

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 15:19 | 3573841 Being Free
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Alles hat ein ende, nur die wurst hat zwei.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 18:42 | 3574516 Scro
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der wienerschnitzel

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 15:12 | 3573810 Headbanger
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Sieg Heil??

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 15:28 | 3573882 tickhound
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No.  Steamboat Willie.  Toot toot!

Fancy schmancy, what a cinch, go fly a kite, cat got your tongue, hill of beans, betty boop...

I say can you see?  I say can you see.  I say?



Fri, 05/17/2013 - 15:13 | 3573817 achmachat
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Fri, 05/17/2013 - 15:15 | 3573821 Fuh Querada
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ein deutscher Steifer

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 05:31 | 3575426 Bearwagon
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oder 'n Staender ...

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 15:35 | 3573913 debtor of last ...
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Sieg Heil!

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 17:15 | 3574315 Nussi34
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Heil Euro!

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 15:34 | 3573915 Freddie
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Fri, 05/17/2013 - 17:29 | 3574341 Clayton Bigsby
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Der PenisGruwen?

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 15:10 | 3573792 Say What Again
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The bernank is having a bunga party today -- $5+ Billion in QE


All that money is juicing EVERY "market" on the globe.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 15:26 | 3573871 Duffminster
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what day does the POMO money goes into stocks??? The operation date or the settlement date???

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 15:29 | 3573889 Say What Again
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today -- can you say rehypothecation?

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 15:27 | 3573873 Edward Fiatski
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+1 on POMO spillover.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 15:10 | 3573797 falak pema
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spelt farter land

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 15:29 | 3573890 Pimp Juice
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Spate aber doch!

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 15:09 | 3573783 ekm
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Deutsche Bank, mein herr.


Because they're the only ones buying Dax with Fed money.


Remember, they have a primary dealer arm.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 15:40 | 3573935 ekm
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If you buy a security to sell it to a greater fool, if there are no greater fools left, then you are the greater fool.




Fri, 05/17/2013 - 15:09 | 3573784 falak pema
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sieg heil !

I say it tongue in cheeeeeek.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 15:10 | 3573785 slaughterer
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Fat finger, oops.  Will correct the mistake soon.  Tut mir Leid.

Sat, 05/18/2013 - 05:32 | 3575427 Bearwagon
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Nein, es tut dir gar nich' leid!

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 15:09 | 3573786 electricgorilla
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How do you say BTFD in German

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 15:16 | 3573828 Fuh Querada
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kauf die fickenden Rückschläge

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