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Dax Future Triggers Stops, Goes Parablic, Launching Late Day Megaramp
Presented with little comment because frankly everything is now full retard. That is the Dax; This is the Dax on low-volume, mega levitation drugs, at 9pm on a Friday in Germany, when out of nowhere someone goes on a mega buying spree in the Dax futures, and sends global risk assets, and FX pairs, surging. Is Bernanke LBOing Germany? Or is Spain due for junk downgrade and this is the ultimate bad is good trade which sends global risk assets, and FX pairs soaring to fresh record highs across the board.
DAX takes and blasts through all-time highs..
DAX is now up over 14% in the last 17 trading days... (an annualized 466% rate)
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For the Fatherland.
How do you say a German Boner?
Bratwurst?
Think all the equity markets will experience how it feels to be 'bitcoined' in the ass real soon.
http://www.last.fm/music/The+Hollies/_/Stop+Stop+Stop
Everyone knows that today is Opt Exp day, right?
Whaa Daa Faak?!
Look at the NASDAQ weekly for the past three years. This week it has achieved the Keynesian "escape velocity" above the upper Bollinger band":
http://scharts.co/14d6xcf
They are manipulating the technical traders to bring them all on the same side of the trade because they know that a lot of trader sheeps out there follow these signals. Once they will feel confortable enough they will just pull the plug and let them foot the bill for their next planned market collapse. Why? Because there is much more money to be made by luring the sheeples into the next pen and fleecing them altogether than running after one sheep.
Nice chart. An exact precursor of the hyperinflation that will soon engulf the teutonic empire and its serf states that conform the EU.
have you ever had your lawn mower run out of gas, and that last breath it takes is the highest its ever reved and than it dies?
NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MLry6Cn_D4
Zeit fur scotch, N'es pas?
These straightline ramps of the index happen every day in Australia. EVERY DAY. Don't believe me? Check out the ASX200, 10:00-11:00 any given day.
Its not as surprising as 10:00 is the ASX open... After a green trading day in Bernankeland its no other way but catching up
I'm not saying it opens higher. I'm saying in the next hour after 10:00, with zero news, the market is ramped straight up multiple times, ridiculing the concept of random walk.
The entities responsible for the ramps have an interest in higher prices, and can move prices.
Trying to encourage net inflows in stocks from pension investors, and benefiting from inflated prices to sell to these suckers.
Divided check out the Yen right now. I truly believe that Ust's are being sold off hard as the JGB gets taken to the woodshed. That is sending scared fixed income money scrambling right now straight into stocks. This is real interesting. If those Japanese bonds keep getting slammed UST's will as well. Now tell me how in the hell Bernak can do anything other than print moar in that environment?
Yup see this BS....though the EUR isnt tanking with it now...infuckinsane markets....i dont think there is as much liquidity out there as people think there is.
I am telling you Randolph and Mortimer's one dollar JGB bet behind the curtain is causing a few screws to come flying off this well oiled machine.
Nope, derivative of the Libor Scandal. And it won't cost anything but your pride.
go on....
dup
Comming off this high is gonna really suck. How much longer we stay high is an open question though. How long can they possibly keep the QE drugs flowing into the primary (dealer) veins?
Instability is knocking at the door methinks.
If we go where this seems to be going you ain't seen nothin yet with QE.
I heard they up graded the kerosene, should be good for a few extra minutes of buzz.
How's this for a wall of worry?
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887324767004578486902146813878.html
Just wow
good read. we have... for now stayed clear of crisis......no inflation, equities melting up, and stronger dollar.
gotta focus in on those premodifiers. now just wait until soros buys back triple the GLD holdings he cut... at sheeply discounts. At that time, he will claim it a bargain too good to pass up. Soros is boosting his gold mining stocks for a reason.
I agree. We're going parabolic. And the rotation / slosh volatility will be epic.
Should be fun to watch as it speeds up later in the year.
Of course, they'll need to press the reset button before the ultimate peak........
stramm gestanden
Alles hat ein ende, nur die wurst hat zwei.
der wienerschnitzel
Sieg Heil??
No. Steamboat Willie. Toot toot!
Fancy schmancy, what a cinch, go fly a kite, cat got your tongue, hill of beans, betty boop...
I say can you see? I say can you see. I say?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jv-5flYewm8
"Latte"
ein deutscher Steifer
oder 'n Staender ...
Sieg Heil!
Heil Euro!
Boehner
Der PenisGruwen?
The bernank is having a bunga party today -- $5+ Billion in QE
http://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/tot_operation_schedule.html
All that money is juicing EVERY "market" on the globe.
what day does the POMO money goes into stocks??? The operation date or the settlement date???
today -- can you say rehypothecation?
+1 on POMO spillover.
spelt farter land
Spate aber doch!
Deutsche Bank, mein herr.
Because they're the only ones buying Dax with Fed money.
Remember, they have a primary dealer arm.
If you buy a security to sell it to a greater fool, if there are no greater fools left, then you are the greater fool.
SETH KLARMAN
sieg heil !
I say it tongue in cheeeeeek.
Fat finger, oops. Will correct the mistake soon. Tut mir Leid.
Nein, es tut dir gar nich' leid!
How do you say BTFD in German
kauf die fickenden Rückschläge
kauf die beschissenen Rücksetzer (german swearwords being mostly fecal instead of sexual).
KDSR
WTF is going on???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
YOU ARE, and on, and on, and on...........
I went just long the dax before the ramp
Okay. Why not. So what happens after markets go parabolic?
we take a breather. Then wait for more hookers.
I can't find any examples where the markets don't crash. I'm sure I'm missing something...
HD check out my comment up to to Divided states.
As to where it ends, It does not seem like it ends well.
I see your point. You don't think that foreshadows an outright collapse?
That's what I am getting at. I see some point very soon where Abe tries very hard to jawbone the yen into settling down. That calms down both bond markets. If it gets away from him and JGB's continue to selloff hard then everyone is finally going to take it in the ass in their bond funds.
The amazing thing is that stupid ass CNBC and their great rotation may end up actually being right since scared money seems to be running to stocks.
Hot money fleeing the Southern periphery?
No, entering
Algos
With a rebel yell, she shouted MOAR, MOAR, MOAR...
MOAR! MOAR! MOAR!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdphvuyaV_I
i just laugh now.
look at the u.s ponzi scheme today. we have a flat day yesterday, considered a ''down '' day, and now we are fucking up triple digits on fucking shit.
this market never pulls back, keeps going up, and its gotten to the point where we should just laugh because the more it goes up, the more enjoyable the ride down will be.
i hope the dow finishes up 170 today, why not, if its going to finish fucking green every day, let it inflate into a more massive bubble. ill be pissed if the dow finishes up 70 today, i want 200 today, just to inflate this gigantic size bubble more and more, and i will laugh my ass off when all these traders and hedge fund fucks lose their shirts when this thing crashes so fucking fast.
fuck them all
Tick tock, do the puppets in CONgress know who will buy treasuries to keep their asses employed?
http://www.marketwatch.com/investing/bond/10_year
Soverign debt must grow, that's how the ponzi works folks.
Just a "normal functioning market reflecting true price discovery", seriously though, what's the DAX short interest right now?
Thanks ZH for making me second guess the market the past 4 years!
Margin Calls for after hours Krauts.
Hmmm looks like someone big got stopped out in a thin after hours trading. Fat finger stop order maybe?
Dax In Gold:
http://www.realterm.de/DAXinGold.php
That does not make me feel better.
As I've stated before. These central planning COCKSUCKERZ are over playing their hand. Ramping equities while bashing precious metals in the face of ROBUST physical demand only displays their UTTER desperation to keep this paper ship from sinking. To those not blinded and google-eyed by this fiat market ponzi nonsense, we await the horrible, inevitable outcome these ivy league bastards have engineered. Only then will the sheep awaken to the fact that they have all along been standing in line for slaughter.
I'm diggin' the oil in gold chart:
http://www.realterm.de/oil_lin.php
Good job, Bernank! French bonds are a much better safe haven than ours:
french 10 and 30yr bond: 1.85% and 2.87%
US 10 and 30yr bond: 1.95% and 3.17%
Italy's 30yr bond is at a record low 4.6%. maybe it too will become a safe haven and yield less than our equivalent treasury.
What a bunch of retards we have in global power. just like in the 1920s and 1930s.
Does anyone have a parachute I can borrow?
Just use mine -- I never got on the plane.
Fucked up thing is that this historical moment happens in a dead low-vol. Friday AH market when all of the active traders are getting drunk in the West End of Frankfurt.
There will be some explaining to do over the weekend and on Monday morning when market opens up much higher with a huge gap.
VXX looking better all the time. The only thing in this crazy market I'd consider pulling the trigger on
For some reason, whenever I see funky shit like this, the following song runs through my head:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOEIruwzf54
Maybe because Fitch downgraded Slovenia to BBB+ (outlook: negative)?! After all, it was news out of the eurozone and in the New Normal news is good news so this has to be para-bullish.
This is artist formerly known as market is getting totally ridiculous. I know, I said this quite often in the last 9 months...
i figured out the magic formula
Declining Growth + Steady Job Losses = Mega Bull Market
http://chartistfriendfrompittsburgh.blogspot.com/2013/05/declining-growt...
blow job, I mean blow-off ...
Does this mean the central banks are losing control.
Just saying.
It's anything-but-precious-metals time.
...and the dyed-in-the-wool contrarians are out there buying it up as fast as possible.
Helps the "FAITH" part of the market doesn´t it with these kinds of moves..makes everyone feel safe and secure in the markets....
Dax now known as "GT3"...
FT says BIS warning about Qe (Yesterday) premised on diminshing returns?
Does the warning have something to do with the relentless gold selling?
"Central banks have had to "think outside the box" to address unprecedented financial instability and to provide monetary stimulus in trying times. Monetary accommodation has been critical to stabilise the financial system and the economy. But questions remain about the efficacy of such policies as long as balance sheets and structural headwinds are not more fully addressed. Monetary accommodation can only be as helpful as the balance sheet, fiscal and structural policies that accompany it. Looking ahead, central banks will continue to face daunting challenges as they navigate in uncharted waters, including how best to integrate new perspectives on the financial cycle and global spillovers into their monetary policy frameworks. "
2010 Portugal swap...
Bens going to have trouble jawboning that hard-on.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kp9BJxFHDYI&feature=endscreen&NR=1
I did not even get up this morning.
And...say hello to hyperinflation because that's what this parabolic move up is showing. I strongly believe that we're on the verge of a global currency crisis. This insane move up in stock indices is the precursor.
As is the insane move down in gold and silver. Just like 2008, only worse.
Gold will take care of itself. When they turn on the stock market, it will never survive the treatment the gold market is getting. Can you imagine where the stock market would be if they decided to take it down like gold? The stock market has no reality supporting it. Well. Just look at GDX or GDXJ. That is where the rest of the market would be.
You are correct
Don't we have a low-profile emergency G7 meeting this weekend? Perhaps those on the early release list are (were) trying to position themselves for something big? Like, let's have some fun speculating: Germany leaving the Euro ? Germany finally signing on to full tilt money printing?
Spanish, French or Italian bank bail-in imminent? How much money was moved into the DAX on that ramp?
We are now a full 1000 pts. up on the S&P from the bottom at 666. These markets are beyond stupid. This looks every bit like a relentless short covering rally, but who in the hell is dumb enough to get in front of this thing to begin with?
bumsen Sie Sie, Bernanke!
I give you 1000 points of debt infused hot air from the 666 lows. Congratulations Ben. Team America!!!!! FUCK YEAH!!! SPX 1700 by the end of next week. Nothing to see here. Just buy with both hands. Don't walk to your nearest broker - RUN!!!!!! The train for 2K is leaving the station. GET THE FUCK ON BOARD!!!
Rustle up some straight jackets got word Bernanke has been spotted down at the CVS red phone.
In the mean time the treasury knew about the IRS scandle in 2012. I'm telling you on the verge of something big. Shit is about to hit the fan.
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/18/us/politics/irs-scandal-congressional-...
false flag imminent?
it might be too late to create one. How long does it take to round up all those fake actors?
Denuded femur guy is probably still available, and his partner, calmly relaxing in the sun with shades guy, is probably available as well.
Feifdom I mean Freedom Tower just put up the spire. Maybe the NWO false flag of the eons gets raised there.
If market is ramping on fumes in tandem with a ramping DXY, what happens when dollar takes a dive like it usually does after these two weeks cycles? SPX 1800?
Shit, a real war must be imminent. Cue the Friday after the close bad news...
DAX is nothing more than the new Volkswagen. PeoplesCar. Did you got Daxed, back in 2013?
Buy The Fucking Dax
das habe wir nicht gewusst
Mission accomplished: S&P500 = 1666.66 ;)
Still trying to get a clear answer. Does the money from POMO enter the stock market on the day of the "operation" or on the "settlement day". If anyone knows for certain I would be very grateful if you would let me know. I wish Tyler would do more analysis on the correlation betweeen POMO and trading strategies. It seems one of the only discernable data points that correlate in this illusion of a market!
The S&P going out at 1666 and a blow off in Europe are not at all a warning.
Cue the etrade baby. That Arian prick.
We're all going to die. Wait -- in the long run, we're all dead any way. I mean, we're all going to die prematurely, as we humans rush the automated machine-gun, death-dealing, dumb but lethal 'bots. It's the Western Front all over again.
Watching the 'bots trading this way is like watching a sports game played by a high speed, high volume, but not very smart team of desktop computers. They're easily fooled and manipulated -- but ZeroHedgers already knew that.
"Is Bernanke LBOing Germany?"
Is Tyler dyslexic?
We’re going to need a longer ruler.
Laszlo Birinyi
The one thing NOT mentioned here is that the DAX closed 4 1/2 houts earlier, it was NOT open....total insanity
@jubber: wrong. cash markets were closed but futures markets in europe are open till us cash markets close! check on eurex.com, it trades dax and euro stoxx futures (as well as bunds, etc)
so probably happened on just a few contracts traded with stops getting hit and volume briefly spiking. remember, this 9pm european time. cash markets are closed for some hours already and people are home, starting their weekend. nothing crazy here, just an illiquid market with stops getting triggered. happens often in fx between us close and asia open / asia close and european open...
so calm down u uninformed farmers from midland us. just stop trading financial markets if u dont understand them and do what u do best. watching tv, buying guns and hating ur government
stupid fucks
My point being exactly, while the US market was open the underlying GERMAN market was closed, I know the futures market was open obviously!
"HONG KONG, 18 May, 2013 – The Hong Kong Mercantile Exchange (HKMEx) announces today it has decided to voluntarily surrender the authorisation to provide automated trading services (“ATS”) granted by the Securities and Futures Commission (“the SFC”).
With immediate effect, no new orders may be placed and all open positions will be financially settled at the settlement price determined by HKMEx and its designated clearinghouse."
This is an outright default!! So someone is unwilling to make delivery?
Germany is pulling out of the Euro.