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Europe Is 'Just Plain Silly' Too

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It is not just the US that is "silly", the Europeans won't be outdone...

Macro...

 

Micro...

 

and just as in the US, the equity markets remain in their own little world...

 

Charts: Bloomberg

 

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Fri, 05/17/2013 - 13:22 | 3573395 Gene Parmesan
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Gravity always wins.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 13:32 | 3573430 smlbizman
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my mans in baltimore....corrected...the mesiah is in my hometown here in detriot south......when he walks on water here the magic is the water has so much junk in it, he will just be walking on a tire to get to the shopping cart than to the log.......i think at the end he is going to do some healings.....

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 13:35 | 3573440 Aeternus
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Macrotologist > PumpnDumpologist.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deuC8GPr31A

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 13:37 | 3573447 Stanley Kubrick
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Speaking of gravity....sneaking up on a Friday afternoon:

http://www.marketwatch.com/story/us-to-reach-debt-limit-saturday-lew-201...

It's just that easy.....always print MOAR.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 13:47 | 3573484 GVB
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So this is what a party looks like

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 19:12 | 3574580 mind_imminst
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Gravity always wins.......in the end. Stocks could continue to climb in this fiat-free-for-all. If we hit hyper-inflation DOW 40,000, of course, not that ridiculous of a number.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 13:24 | 3573399 HD
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Well Cashin thinks we likely go parabolic...and that's a "good thing".  Even Cashin has lost it.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 13:32 | 3573429 ParkAveFlasher
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No wonder he doesn't appear on KWN anymore.  Don't worry, he'll back there in the future to once again keenly observe, consolidate, and communicate the obvious.

If banana futures went through the roof, you'd see him wearing a fruit hat telling the world how much fun it is to shake maracas.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 13:54 | 3573510 Jacque Itch
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Bunga Bunga...

"She testified that she met the premier that night — on Valentine's Day in 2010 — and that he gave her an envelope of 2,000 to 3,000 euros ($2,600 to $3,900) as she was leaving, saying it was "a little help" and asking for her telephone number, which she gave him.

At that party, she said, she introduced herself as Ruby and told other guests a fake tale that she was Egyptian, that her mother was a famous Arab singer and that she was related to then-Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak. She was 17 at the time but had passed herself off as being 23 or 24.

El-Mahroug confirmed Friday what other witnesses have testified previously: that at some of the soirees, young female party guests had dressed up like nuns and danced for Berlusconi and then stripped down to their underwear.

The parties took place in a disco in Berlusconi's villa equipped with a lap dance pole. El-Mahroug told the court that there was sometimes a singer who is close to Berlusconi at the parties, but most of the guests were young women. While she went home in a taxi alone the first night, other times, she testified, she slept in a guest room by herself. Since she only had the dress she was wearing, she was given a track suit in the morning to have breakfast, and sometimes stayed for lunch, leaving in the late afternoon.

El-Mahroug said Minetti, one of the defendants, had dressed up like a nun at that Feb. 14 party and lifted her costume to show off her legs as she danced in Berlusconi's in-house disco. El-Mahroug demonstrated from her seat how Minetti had raised her hemline. She said Minetti eventually took off her costume and was in just her lingerie.

She said another young woman dressed up alternately as Obama or a Milan magistrate who is leading the prosecution against Berlusconi in the sex scandal, donning a red wig and the black robes worn by magistrates in Italy."

http://news.yahoo.com/woman-describes-berlusconis-bunga-bunga-parties-155231413.html

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 14:59 | 3573710 ParkAveFlasher
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OK the nun attraction I get, having been raised Roman Catholic.  (Yes, that's all it takes).

The other two, I mean, are these guys at the top closet buggerers to the man or what?

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 15:16 | 3573822 Aurora Ex Machina
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Italians love the old goat because he's got simple tastes and isn't afraid of admitting it. A man who loves the young ladies of a semi-legal age is much better than the other kinds of perversion on offer, after all.

 

Why, Hello there Padre.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 14:30 | 3573638 Randall Cabot
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Definite top is in if Cashin says we go parabolic!

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 15:05 | 3573775 ThunderingTurd
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Retail capitulation today.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 13:24 | 3573402 alphamentalist
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will be shocked if we get through the summer without europe having riots that border on civil wars. or even an exit. but as long as the presses are running the beta-jocks will continue to buy till their manbits grow sore and chaffed.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 13:52 | 3573506 semperfi
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the bailouts/money printing/etc will continue until morale improves, or the shooting starts - whichever occurs first

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 14:41 | 3573687 Rustysilver
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In France, they bun 42,000 to 60,000 cars per year. So, it has to be at least double or it doesn't count.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 13:28 | 3573404 ParkAveFlasher
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Wile E. Coyote's bat suit appears to have extended range, now all the way from the Arizona desert to somewhere over the mountains of southern France.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 13:31 | 3573407 Ham-bone
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Silly = bullish

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue and to go short.  Must keep reminding myself to go long the most shorted and not short the most longed...stupid stupid stupid.  Just waiting for 1661.50 so I can book my loss.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 14:49 | 3573716 Harry Dong
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Looks like you're going to get your wish...now can we please get AU to 1200?

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 13:29 | 3573417 q99x2
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The US Military has ruled that it is in control of civil population in the United States of America.

We have officially entered a CIVIL WAR.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 13:31 | 3573422 Aegelis
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Missed that announcement, when & where was that?

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 13:49 | 3573493 seek
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They recently re-interpreted existing law (saying it was a "clarification") such that they have authority that supercedes local (towm, county, state) government.

Insane: http://www.longislandpress.com/2013/05/14/u-s-military-power-grab-goes-i...

 

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 13:53 | 3573508 HD
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Holy shit. I knew I should have returned those overdue library books.

 

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 15:18 | 3573837 Aurora Ex Machina
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The interesting thing is that they're only reaffirming laws that were already in place post 9/11. This reaffirms a 2008 document from memory.

 

It's interesting to an outsider just how obvious this has all been (Patriot Act); places like Russia and China are practically transparent to admitting similar controls in place.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 13:39 | 3573457 francis_sawyer
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We're all 'terrorists' now...

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 13:30 | 3573418 azengrcat
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Whats a Macro?  I just press the green button when I see red.  It makes my pee-pee maker tingle.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 13:35 | 3573443 fonzannoon
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That may be the best market based advice I have ever seen.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 13:31 | 3573424 Aegelis
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"On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place."

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 13:39 | 3573459 Dr. Engali
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+ 1 for the Holy grail comment when referencing Europe.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 13:59 | 3573526 francis_sawyer
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What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 14:05 | 3573549 Dr. Engali
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What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 14:30 | 3573639 francis_sawyer
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Funny you should ask... I'm getting a creeping feeling that my failure to answer that question is going to be the thing that gets me booted off ZH...

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 14:52 | 3573726 Harry Dong
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ha, it's a trick question. Coconuts are in Africa

 

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 13:32 | 3573427 gratefultraveller
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here is the development of turnover and occupied people of Gieseke & Devrient, the company that prints the Euros(and other currencies)

http://www.gi-de.com/de/about_g_d/company/facts_and_figures_1/facts-and-...

nuff said...

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 15:05 | 3573773 Harry Dong
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creating confidence 

how's that for a motto?

Nice link

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 13:35 | 3573442 Bam_Man
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Economic Depression = Record High Stock Markets

This is sustainable.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 13:35 | 3573446 Dr. Engali
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In other news the treasury is going to begin extraordinary measures.

In other words they are pillaging the pensions, yet the markets continue new highs as all is well.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 13:48 | 3573482 fonzannoon
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"extraordinary measures".....LOL

Just like Bernanke just smashes his fist on the "print" button and we keep watching in amazement at him utilizing all his amazing tools in his toolbox.

It's hysterical how those ratings agencies magically got the biggest case of whiskey dick and no one even remembers all their warnings.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 15:00 | 3573759 Harry Dong
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This story is developing. Please check back for further updates.

http://www.cnbc.com/id/100736906

pay no attention to that man behind the curtain

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 13:39 | 3573460 blindman
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just plain silly = revealing that financial markets have always
embraced fascism and political determination as to the final arbiter
of value, not markets or the will of people who work to survive.
debt is money now who is going to pay? the charts say to me that
that will be determined by the central planners and the investors
in those charts will support whatever decision comes by those fascist
central planners. little Eichmann's all. just a thought in the form of
an accusatory question?

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 13:47 | 3573483 semperfi
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We need to stop calling them "markets" for that is decpetive, misleading - for that implies they are "free", which they all are no longer.  We need a better term that will lift the cloak and manifest their current true corrupted nature.  I can't think of a good word/term - anyone?..... 

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 14:32 | 3573648 Randall Cabot
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Moarkets?

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 15:22 | 3573855 robochess
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how about "fuckwads" ... as in, "the advancing or declining fuckwads today shit on both bull fuckoffs and bear fuckheads within a 30 minute selling panic followed by a 30 minute buy-the-fuckwad-dip panic. President Fuckweed said it was good as he entered the courtroom for his arraignment. And chairman Bernanke, from his shared cell with Jon Corzine, said ............

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 13:44 | 3573477 1000 splendid suns
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Pomosexuals in Europa!

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 13:45 | 3573480 Fuku Ben
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The US & EU charts are almost identical in appearance

It's almost as if they had a plan

Maybe crash the whole lot and bring about global change

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 14:36 | 3573667 Randall Cabot
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Until Cashin just marked the top I was thinking that they were going to push higher and higher bringing in greater and greater fools before pulling the rug and leaving the last fools in holding the bag.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 14:40 | 3573682 fonzannoon
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I don't know Randall. I think we may have a ways to go yet. It's just my guess but the top will be marked by several days where the S&P may go up 50 plus points each session and the dow 300-400 points.

 

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 17:02 | 3574281 Randall Cabot
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That would pull in greater and greater fools alright and I was thinking along those lines too but to a lesser extent...until Wrongway Cashin's call.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 13:52 | 3573504 Duffminster
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Does POMO money impact the stock market on the "operation date" or the "settlement date" most?

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 13:56 | 3573519 Rayfp65
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If anyone thinks the CB's of the world run the show, they're mistaken! It's the TBTF banks, they tell Ben Draghi and the rest of them to just keep pissing INK, and everything will be fine, while they stuff their pockets with billions!!!  Than when everything falls apart, they act like they didn't have a clue, yes the BA's and the MBA's tell the PHD's what to do!!!

What goes up must come down!

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 14:03 | 3573543 John___Connor
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When the money supply inflation is being injected into the monetary base in the form of bank reserves, the inflation will first appear in what banks buy, not in what people buy. Of course eventually the inflation will flow through the rest of the economy. The people will get a hold of some of it after it has been fully diluted by the banks and the government. 

http://knowmadiclife.com/blog/hey-dude-wheres-my-inflation 

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 14:03 | 3573544 ebworthen
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Winning the battle, losing the war.

The Wehrmacht approaches Stalingrad as the Russian Winter sets in.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 14:04 | 3573545 yogibear
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Don't think those 1.6 billion rounds ordered by DHS were for target practice.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 15:06 | 3573778 Headbanger
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Yeah!  Want to see something really scary??

http://www.infowars.com/dhs-supplier-provides-shooting-targets-of-americ...

 

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 14:29 | 3573636 mattdubz86
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none of this shit matters, stocks are going up. period.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 14:33 | 3573653 Stanley Kubrick
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OT:  Who's exempt from ObamaCare? 

"Also exempt are those who have certain religious beliefs, such as the Amish, or those who are born into a Native American tribe."

http://www.marketwatch.com/story/6-new-irs-questions-for-2014-2013-05-17...

Mo -Fuckers -are you kidding me?  My 12 year's of beat-down Catholic education doesn't equate to an AMish religious exemption?

 

 

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 14:35 | 3573654 MxBonanza
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Fundamentals do not matter anymore.

Trader Dan Norcini: “I must admit to being an adherent to the Austrian school of economics. Right now, we look like well-read DOLTS with all our predictions having been proved utterly wrong...”

http://traderdannorcini.blogspot.mx/2013/05/surging-us-dollar-derailing-...

Law and supply laws do not apply, QE-infinity actually helps the economy. Just print more, no problems.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 14:44 | 3573695 Harry Dong
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is it still to late to sell in May?

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 14:52 | 3573727 Joe A
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Hah! What do these Americans think, that they can be sillier than us Europeans!!1!??

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 14:59 | 3573754 PontifexMaximus
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There are still too many short positions in the markets, too many long positions in PM''s and therefore markets have to move higher, because there are too many asset managers who are behind the curve. As simple as that. I am wondering, what is the equity allocation (via ETF's) of the major CB's of their reserves. Big payday for the big IB's ahead.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 14:59 | 3573756 Sach Mahoney
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This is all going to end very badly.  It's hard to watch anymore.  

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