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S&P 1666

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Whoever orchestrated the last two hour closing ramp sure has a satanic sense of humor, opting to close the S&P at 1666 or exactly 1000 points above the "generational" low. A late-day desperation to buy-buy-buy, triggered by an avalanche of stops being triggered in the DAX futures market (as it broke all time highs), sent stocks soaring. Treasuries had been weak all day (giving back yesterday's gains and more). The equity spurt was not accompanied by VIX or Credit or Oil or Copper but JPY's break of 103 was another trigger supporting the rise. But that doesn't matter. The release of weak IP and in-line CPI data on Wednesday seemed to trigger the 'change' as gold and silver diverged lower from copper and oil's surge, Treasuries rallied, and stocks and the USD surged thereafter. WTI crude ends the week unchanged (against a USD gain of 1.37%) with PMs down 6-7%. Volume was light today but that doesn't matter either.

 

It's been quite a ride...

 

And everything enjoyed that last hour or so...

 

Financials smashed everyone else this week...

 

and JPM was the winner...

 

But financial stocks are now well ahead of financial credit...

 

Interestingly today did not see the 'most shorted' names get monkey-hammered instead just tracking higher in price with the market - it was Wednesday where the monkey-hammering occurred...

 

So what happened on Wednesday?

 

VIX didn't like that late-day ramp at all..

 

Credit remains unimpressed...

Which, if we were gambling men, would suggest buying 3x HYG vs selling 1x SPY to take advantage of what is now a 6-sigma separation...

 

This was - perhaps surprisingly - the worst weekly drop in gold since Dec 2011 (worse than the crash week because we bounced so hard)... Gold closed -6.3%, Silver -7%.

 

And conveiently reminding us all that the markets are nothing but manipulated playing fields where roided up Barry Bonds hit homerun after homerun, and where central banks and algorithms toy with each other, one short second before the close, Anadarko traded from $90 to $0 in 50 milliseconds going from a $45 billion market cap company to $0. That's a rate of $1 billion per millisecond and $1 trillion per second: just an advance notice. Charts from Nanex:

Still think you will be able to hit bids when the time to sell comes?

But "it doesn't matter..."

Charts: Bloomberg and Capital Context

 

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Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:10 | 3574068 JJ McApe
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obv troll is obv

S&P 1666 hahahahaaa lol

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:15 | 3574078 Cult_of_Reason
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DAX futures ramp was not the cause (it was the effect).

SPX ramp was ignited by an algo at 2 pm; DAX futures snap was triggered later (closer to 3 pm).

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:18 | 3574109 Spider
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ABX gold CEO says all-in costs anywhere form 1300 to 1500 - I dont mind buying what they are losing ot extract.  Fed manipulation is killing future gold supply which is good for gold (not so much miners)

http://seekingalpha.com/article/1439831-the-future-for-gold-supply-looks-grim-an-opportunity-for-gold-investors

 

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:21 | 3574136 Cult_of_Reason
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Gold is overvalued.

 

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:25 | 3574153 LawsofPhysics
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"paper gold is overvalued" - fixed.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:30 | 3574177 negative rates
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That's my financial advisor logging time at the blackjack table and the odds are rarely with him.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 17:23 | 3574320 francis_sawyer
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"Whoever orchestrated the last two hour closing ramp sure has a satanic sense of humor"

~~~

Whoever?... WHOEVER???

But I thought it was the unwavering conclusion [by the sophisticated' commentators on this site] that there are no 'persons' involved in manipulations... That if... 'Manipulations do, indeed, occur, then they are solely the responsibility of faceless, & Godless limestone edifices, [quarried from Indiana Limestone], that do things, BY MIRACLE on their own...

"Satanic" [sense of humor]?... Well ~ I'm pretty stupid, but with that comment I can only, REASONABLY, connect dots to "Luciferians"... Let's examine the "Luciferian" angle, shall we?

~~~

On the 'TRUTH' path [francis_sawyer trying to live up to the ZH Manifesto, on its birthday, published HERE, 4 years ago today]...

http://www.zerohedge.com/about

Anyway... In pursuit of that truth... Yesterday I made a comment to SMG [about 'THIS 'ERS & 'THAT'ERS ~ as is, it's NOT this, it's THAT]...

Seems to me I remember him always going on about 'Luciferians'... OK ~ Let's take that one out for a spin...

I'm no legal genius, but I'm seriously doubting that there's anything in Swiss Law that can get you sued for talking about 'Luciferians'... I mean, WTF?... Is 'discrimination' against 'Luciferians' a crime in Switzerland?... Are they actually a 'race'... 'Religion' I'll leave aside, & besides, I've always said IT.HAS.NOTHING.TO.DO.WITH.RELIGION.

Anyway ~ The only logical thing to conclude in this matter is that 'some [PLURAL] entity' is being protected... Following that path... If 'Luciferians' aren't the ones being protected, or, just for shits & grins, say, "Syrians", [& I'll just bundle up the 'Syrians' with that, because, if anything, it's 24/7 open season on 'Syrians' who nobody seems to give a FF about save for which bombs to torpedo them with]...

So, if SMG's efforts to shine the spotlight on "Luciferian's" is flawed... Then there are only two possible conclusions:

1. He's FOS

2. He's 'correct'... But if he is, how do you skate around the unlikelihood that anybody would ever win a court case that accused someone of 'discriminating' against 'Luciferians'? [there would be no need to post 'anti-discrimination' clauses on your webpage]... So while the 'Luciferian' ANGLE may still hold water, it can only mean that if the 'Luciferians' are behind anything, & if it's not a defense for THEMSELVES [which would seem an absurd court case, to ME anyway], then INSTEAD, they're [assuming it's THEM] acting on behalf of a special entity which is near & dear to their hearts... Now ~ when you consider that prospect, it is almost MORE frightful than considering the simpler idea of the 'special entity' acting by themselves [&/or how any particulat 'special entity' at large may or may not have behaved in recorded history]...

But I'm a classless handicapper of things, so I'll wait for a more reasonable explanation from the corps of experts out there that frequent this blog...

It's all so confusing [to some]...

~~~END TEXT~~~

SMG?... kito?... Las Vegas Dave?... Thisson?... 'Beuller'?

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 17:58 | 3574408 Divided States ...
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Thisson cant answer that coz hes a gutless pu55y who tried to get my ass banned from ZH. He is also a big fuckin dumba55.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 23:11 | 3575132 fuu
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I think I voted for you.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:34 | 3574199 Cult_of_Reason
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Paper gold is worthless.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:46 | 3574239 kliguy38
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We are nearing a final buy phase for physical gold before they shut the door. gl to those accumulating physical....they gave us a gift.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:49 | 3574246 fonzannoon
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I would like to know what happened in those vaults today.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:53 | 3574260 mayhem_korner
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I hope that is not an excerpt from an old Barney Frank inquisition...

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:50 | 3574250 mayhem_korner
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Gold is overvalued.

 

Of course it is.  That's why everyone is getting rid of theirs and the dealers are knocking down walls to make room for all the surplus inventory they have.  Pretty soon Comex is going to have to lease space in the new Freedom Tower to make room for the truckloads of bullion being piled up on their doorstep like abandoned babies.

When one considers the actual physical movement of gold bullion, the reddest of red flags out there is the "gold is overvalued" meme.

 

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 17:36 | 3574358 Bay of Pigs
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I can't wait to get silver for $5 bucks again. Probably cost around ten cents to dig it out of the ground then.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 17:39 | 3574364 akak
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And don't forget, the shit is everywhere!

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 17:42 | 3574369 espirit
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Apply dry powder as needed.  Am not kidding that this opportunity to purchase at lower rates is a boat accident in the making.

Go ahead trolls, junk away.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:13 | 3574084 Obchelli
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Also

1666.11/666.20== 2.5009

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:19 | 3574122 Freebird
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wheres the friday afternoon humour for chrissakes?

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:23 | 3574145 SheepDog-One
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I think we just saw it...the big jokes on us.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:32 | 3574190 Citxmech
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Well, at least now we know who runs Bartertown. . .

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:32 | 3574191 Obchelli
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1.666 - 666 = 1000

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:47 | 3574240 debtor of last ...
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It's S&R 5000, not S&P 500. We're rich. All of us!

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:19 | 3574125 slaughterer
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Went short in the last minute.  Bad shit this weekend.  

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:20 | 3574134 HD
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I tip my hat to you sir. You are braver than I.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:28 | 3574168 mayhem_korner
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He said the exact same thing last Friday.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:38 | 3574206 Divided States ...
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got balls slaughterer....but chances are your shorts will get slaughtered again next week.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 18:11 | 3574441 espirit
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Very large golden ones, methinks. 

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 17:05 | 3574287 slaughterer
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There was bad shit last weekend (Hilsenrath) but there will be MOAR WORSE shit this weekend.  

I closed out last weeks shorts already early this week for profit.  I am happy with my re-entry at 3:59 today.  

Small POMO on Monday, and some markets closed, but I will close the short before Turbo Tuesday for sure, if that seems required (it might not be required depending on the market reaction to the "bad shit")

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 17:27 | 3574339 walküre
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Better to go short EOD Tuesday imo.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:25 | 3574157 Panafrican Funk...
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10 billion in POMO from Monday - Thursday next week.  Sounds early my friend.  

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:28 | 3574167 malikai
Fri, 05/17/2013 - 17:20 | 3574323 Randall Cabot
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But bad shit is as good or gooder then good shit unless you mean double secret reverse bad shit-please clarify.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:10 | 3574070 nasdaq99
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check out the flash crash in APC!

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:45 | 3574232 max2205
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ABC NEWS bitch Diane will be dripping wet that 401ks are making so much money

 

But not how much since 2000.  Gawd I cant stand her

 

Over and out

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:11 | 3574073 Theta_Burn
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Any one else regret not floating with this boat?

 

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:24 | 3574110 HD
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 Don't be too jealous of the perma bulls. The problem with a permanent BTFD mentality is when it rolls over - they will give up their profits on the first major drop and continue to buy in or hold expecting only a minor pullback.  The market has murdered the shorts and Ben may be forced to taper sooner rather than later - who's left to steal from?

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:24 | 3574150 SheepDog-One
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Yep, who is really left to steal from? This is all just marching in place maintaining a smokescreen.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:25 | 3574159 gbresnahan
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I wouldn't say regret but kicking myself pretty good for selling a good bull position way too early.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:31 | 3574181 mayhem_korner
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Selling a bull position too early?  As opposed to too late?  I would celebrate your restraint, to be honest. 

Just ask the Toronto Maple Leafs - the only score that matters is the final one.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:40 | 3574204 The Thunder Child
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That was a killer game even though we lost horribly...Boston 2 goals down and then ties it in the last 2 min of the 3rd for sudden death overtime.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:46 | 3574238 mayhem_korner
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Not to rub habanero sauce on the laceration, but Boston was down 3 goals, not 2.  Think of it as Toronto's Bill Buckner moment.  Only took 18 years for Boston to make up for that one.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 17:25 | 3574334 The Thunder Child
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Yes yes I meant they scored the final two goals in the last 2 mins...should have elaborated.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 17:42 | 3574365 Bay of Pigs
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What was your old handle here Thunder? I think I already know, but thought I would ask you anyway.

 

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 23:28 | 3575165 fuu
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Happy 3rd BoP.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:55 | 3574269 debtor of last ...
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Boat? It's Noah's Arc on it's way to the Bermuda Triangle.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 17:55 | 3574400 Pretty Vacant
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Smartest guys in the room lacking the sense to grab hold with both hands.  Perhaps it is better to be lucky than smart?  AKA, don't fight the fed when they are inviting you along for the ride...

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:11 | 3574075 Obchelli
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Isn't there some magic symmetry in this number?

1.666,11

 

(I said it yesterday - this might be it)

 

But will not

cause ben is still printing 85 rolls of toilet paper every month

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:31 | 3574182 Cheeseus Sonofdog
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We have to fall 999 points to get back to where this rally started. 

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 23:27 | 3575160 fuu
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Just for giggles the Great Fire of The City of London was 9/2/1666.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:11 | 3574076 _ConanTheLibert...
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BLOW OFF TOP BITCHEZ!!!

I'm going short. Wish me luck.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:12 | 3574079 Gromit
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Good luck!

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:12 | 3574080 The Master
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I'm with you.  Good luck.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:14 | 3574085 fonzannoon
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LOL look at more people line up to short. Unreal!

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:18 | 3574119 SheepDog-One
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I don't believe any of them actually short...also the 'market short' that keeps getting stopped out facials to lift all markets is just the Fed itself.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:45 | 3574235 Divided States ...
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If you are going to go short...buy fuckin Way OTM put options....dont fuckin short the stock or indices.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:50 | 3574254 fonzannoon
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My guess is the blowoff top makes today look like a selloff. Dow up 500pts into the close or some crazy shit.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 17:51 | 3574389 Bay of Pigs
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I thought all the equity shorts were with the bond vigilantes at the bottom of the Mariana Trench?

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:22 | 3574108 Dr. Engali
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You're crazy for shorting a fake market. I'll say it again , when it comes time to short this thing , it will not be there to short.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:22 | 3574141 Law97
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Of course it's fake, but they're well overdue to engineer a fake correction. 

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:42 | 3574217 mayhem_korner
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Not sure about that.  The intent here is to scare everyone into the securities that are levitating on a sea of counterfeit currency and make real assets appear unattractive.  The remorse anyone feels is exactly what they want you to feel.  They want you to quit on your strategy.  You are being attacked and there are posters right in the midst here at ZH who are part of their army.  Do not be deceived.  One of the ways you know you have strength is that those who would oppose you will call out exactly what you believe in (thus, the unrelenting, coordinated media assault on gold for the past 24 months).  That's no coincidents, amigos.

Like many of you, my Yahtzee scorecard would be a lot higher if I had a bigger stake in equities.  But my strategy has not and will not change from this propagation of lies.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 19:57 | 3574697 Theta_Burn
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+1

A few sticking points tho..

Most here are clever enough to grasp the "don't fight the fed" meme, and yet most here have done just that. myself included, and were all poorer because of it.

The only common sence strategy is, stay the fuck out of or go long the markets, or stack phys. the poster robot trader used to say this repeatedly, (don't fight the fed) and got laughed off these boards, and guess what, he was right. I'm just saying, we missed the biggest rally this planet will EVER see, even though it's fake, manipulated, and criminal, I could have been mortage(s) free, but my strategy got in the way..

So we'll all wait for the inevitable, and i guaranfuckintee, when this shit explodes, just like "contained" subprime, none of the usual culpable cocksuckers will be blamed..

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:27 | 3574164 Hulk
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He shorted it with a fake currency, USD, so it all equalizes out...

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:31 | 3574179 The Thunder Child
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100% withdrawn I will not give the criminals any fodder neither should anyone else.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:14 | 3574091 Theta_Burn
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Been there, done that...barely escaped with my nut sack

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:23 | 3574139 brunoaa
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Me too and not going back. Ass still hurting, aie, aie, aie... Me not enjoyed... I will come into this market after and only if there is a crash.

Gold and silver enough emotion already those days.... Fortunately short yen smoothens things a bit.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:27 | 3574165 gbresnahan
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I took a bite short into the close as well.  I called 1666 as a top to my friends awhile ago so I have to put my money where my mouth is.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 18:45 | 3574526 Frank N. Beans
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me three

will cover late Monday

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 17:24 | 3574330 spinone
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I congratulate your balls.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:13 | 3574083 fonzannoon
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Watch that Yen. It's funny now that I think about it. Kyle Bass says the yen is toast and he also said the plan for the U.S is to kill the dollar. How does both happen?

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:15 | 3574101 Xibalba
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fiat dies

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:18 | 3574113 fonzannoon
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I don't see any other answer than that.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:53 | 3574262 Panafrican Funk...
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IMF/BIS cooking something with Benny and the Jets (fellow CB inksters), stay tuned.  

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:14 | 3574086 1C3-N1N3
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Friday, after US close. Time to tune in.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:19 | 3574123 HD
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My thoughts as well.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:14 | 3574087 q99x2
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Just goes to show that if you want this market to move to the moon you have to begin questioning the AG and President about serious crimes.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:21 | 3574135 Rainman
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Eggzacly...takes heat off Chairsatan to end this madness.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:14 | 3574093 thismarketisrigged
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well, according to cnbc, europ is bottoming, and the u.s is leading the way.

 

jobs reports, unemployment numbers, ism data, philly fed, housing, factory orders, etc  say something else.

 

what a perfect close. today is the anniversary of the opening of the NSYE so only fitting.

 

its comical listening on cnbc to them talk about how fundementals matter somewhat, i can stop myself from laughing.

 

its fucking may 17th and we have NOT had ONE back to back losing streak so far.

 

i believe since feb 25th, we have had 3 red days. its become too funny to get upset.

 

just sit back and enjoy the ride up, because the ride down will be so much more exciting the more this goes up. its not worth getting stressed about, we all know its a huge bubble and in a year from today, i would not be surprised if the s&p was at 600.

 

lets just sit back and relax and enjoy the show, because this is something historic, something you can tell ur kids, grandkids, etc about 1 day. it will end in horror for those involved, but i assume the majority of people on zerohedge are not invested in this ponzi scheme.

 

also, gold keeps getting whacked. perfect opportunity to buy on the dip, because this will be over 3000 in the near future. not today, not next week, not 2 weeks, but with all the free money around the globe, its not a matter of if, but when

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:39 | 3574207 tao400
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People have been saying that for the last three years. I regret it like the guy above. Why speak in absolutes. If you were smart, you would have ridden the market up to this frenzy level and then sold. It's not an either or. I unfortunately did not know how powerful money printing is. We see it for a second time wiith Japan market, at a much faster pace than the us market printing. should have ridden it up, sold and bought gold. I blew it, though i did buy a million or so in real estate during the last three years. Trying to sell one property right now

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:15 | 3574096 SheepDog-One
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PM's absolutely MONKEYHAMMERED!! FUCK!

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:17 | 3574107 1C3-N1N3
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Back up the truck!

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:17 | 3574111 fonzannoon
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Sheep hang in there. THhis may just be the begiinning. Just keep following the rats to higher ground while while everyone else stampede's the other way.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:19 | 3574126 SheepDog-One
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Meh....

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:20 | 3574129 fonzannoon
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I hear you.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:31 | 3574184 AL_SWEARENGEN
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If the cocksuckers push Silver down to $0 per oz, can it still be bought?

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:40 | 3574210 tao400
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Now that is a good question.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 17:01 | 3574280 Citxmech
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It's hard to buy right now.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:31 | 3574186 GraveyardSpiral
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Hey Sheep: don't lose any wool over it....think longer term and laugh-off this retard behavior.  Save your fiat to simply purchase alcohol that you'd drink yourself.  Worst case scenario is that your set for 5pm for the next ten years.  Best case: You'll make some coin when people get thirsty after Amurcan Idiot goes offthe air for good!

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:15 | 3574100 Dr. Engali
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Silicone based life forms have taken control.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:18 | 3574114 TheFourthStooge-ing
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.

Silicone based life forms have taken control.

Sentient breast implants? I'm scared.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:17 | 3574106 mwrobe1
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FUCK YOU Bernanke! 

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:18 | 3574116 Duffminster
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What day the POMO money goes into stocks??? The operation date or the settlement date???  If anyone knows I'd really appreciate you telling me.   How signifgant do you see next week's POMO being in the overall market. 

 

Also, as meaningless as it may be, market predictions for next week and why?

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:20 | 3574132 SheepDog-One
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Um, face ripping melt-ups due to more all-time worst news?

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:26 | 3574163 Duffminster
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Sounds about right given recent history. 

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:30 | 3574175 Duffminster
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ok, so it appears that the money from POMO operations becomes available for stock market injections on the "SETTLEMENT DATE".  That is according to this link:

http://marketshadows.com/2013/03/13/how-to-trade-pomo-manipulation/

If that is is true than today's $5 billion will be available Monday?   If anyone knows differently, please let me know.  - Thanks!

 

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:18 | 3574118 new game
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http://news.sharpspixley.com/article/gold-silver;-deja-vu/163511/

silver right at 22.05. yeow, 19 next ledge.

gold well 1325 b/4 parchute time.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:19 | 3574124 ApollyonDestroy
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Too good TOO FREAKING GOOD! Some guy on these forums called this yesterday The antichrist is here and we will all soon bear witness Apollyon from the pit REPENT REPENT REPENT

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:21 | 3574137 SheepDog-One
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Apolyon, and Yahweh, and Jesus, can all go fuck themselves.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:26 | 3574160 SheepDog-One
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Yea thats right, Ive got no time for absentee Messiahs and whatnot....show up, or fuck off.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:32 | 3574189 ParkAveFlasher
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Yeah, tits or gtfo.  +1.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:34 | 3574195 The Thunder Child
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It is all of us that will need to band together to defeat this shit, not some messiah. God helps those who help themselves.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:58 | 3574276 BLOTTO
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The masses need to show up...

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then we have a chance...against them.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 17:26 | 3574336 Herd Redirectio...
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Exactly.  I don't want to be THE ONE to save us all, because that means I believe I know what is good for everyone else, exactly the problem we are facing with the current fuckfaces (and they are verifiably sociopathic).  I definitely want to be a part of the solution though.  The key is recognizing you want to be a part of a discussion, not decided autocratically what is best for everyone.

Although, if I did have to decide, I would declare a jubilee.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 17:13 | 3574308 harami
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I didn't downvote, but just pointing out that putting our faith in men, money, and power is what got us here.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 17:31 | 3574346 McMolotov
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But Lloyd Blankfein said the Goldman Sachs does God's Work™. I'm so confused.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:20 | 3574130 Tsar Pointless
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Oh, how I sometimes wish I got involved with this casino back in 2010, when it appeared all but certain that the idea was to blow this sucker sky-high.

Then, I remember, I'm not into gambling. Not even on a "sure" thing.

S&P 1666, bitchez!

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:20 | 3574131 Xibalba
Xibalba's picture

At least we know whos in charge here;  "The love of money" and all....

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:20 | 3574133 monopoly
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Have no interest in shorting this market. Must admit, gold, silver and miners just a wreck for now. Got my long term stash but taking a big hit short term. 

Just cannot get myself to buy generic stocks. And yes, I missed this BIG rally. All of it.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:22 | 3574140 SheepDog-One
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Must keep 401K brigades placated, until the day their faces get ripped off.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:25 | 3574156 new game
new game's picture

if your going to short this market at least get fucked b/4 you knaw off your arm...

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:23 | 3574142 Panafrican Funk...
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Friday the 24th and Monday the 27th are the last two days this month that don't have POMO.  Thursday the 23rd is a pretty big POMO day, so going short into the close there, and getting out towards the close on Monday the 27th isn't a terrible idea.  

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:25 | 3574155 Cheeseus Sonofdog
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Then you have to deal with the "end of the month" crowd.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:44 | 3574224 Duffminster
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My question is "is it the date of the POMO operation" or the "settlement date, the following business day" which most influences the stock market?  From what I can gather, the primary dealers receive the actual cash from the POMO on the settlement date.  I can not get a clear answer on this question.  It seems knonwing this is vital to using POMO as a primary input to short term market entry/exit.  If you know or can find out, please let me/us know.  - Thanks

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:44 | 3574225 Duffminster
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My question is "is it the date of the POMO operation" or the "settlement date, the following business day" which most influences the stock market?  From what I can gather, the primary dealers receive the actual cash from the POMO on the settlement date.  I can not get a clear answer on this question.  It seems knonwing this is vital to using POMO as a primary input to short term market entry/exit.  If you know or can find out, please let me/us know.  - Thanks

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:23 | 3574146 Cheeseus Sonofdog
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They don't even try to hide the manipulation anymore. They are getting real cocky and shoving it in our face.

 

We all know this will end badly, but will it matter? I fully expect the markets to open down 7% one day and lose another 15% the next day. But that would just set bulls back to where they were a few months ago. This has to be the most absurd blow off raly in history. In 1999 people kind of knew the internet would change our lives. In 2006 everybody thought real estate couldn't fall. But here where are and things are worse than anybody could have ever predicted. A depression and things are at all time highs? Makes no sense...

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:29 | 3574171 SheepDog-One
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Conditions were similar in the great depression crash too, almost to a T....crash then a few year rise to all-time highs, all fully leveraged of course, then 1 day it all came down and we were mired in world war. Same thing coming again soon.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:41 | 3574215 Cheeseus Sonofdog
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I used to think that same pattern would play out. Thought we would rally 50% and then fall again. Here we are up 150%. 

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:54 | 3574266 W T F II
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YUP..

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:25 | 3574154 Atomizer
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Fri, 05/17/2013 - 17:15 | 3574312 seek
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For those who aren't in the know, this is the secret code that lets you cut in at the head of the line for entry into FEMA camps.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 20:04 | 3574706 Atomizer
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Sadly for you, that was read by many. You just don’t know what it says. Too bad…

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 17:29 | 3574328 Aurora Ex Machina
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Nice password, thanks. (Maybe a SHODAN found water + pump filter location login? Or a Trip Table?)

 

Way out of my league.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:25 | 3574158 First There Is ...
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Serious question....I have been asking myself one (actually two) questions over and over for some time and perhaps someone here, preferably a Spaniard or Greek citizen, could clarify something: how are your cities not smoldering ruins with youth unemployment well above 50% and regular unemployment above 25% in both countries? Is there a social safety net still providing for people who realisitically should be resorting to canibalism by now? How would the US look with 27% unemployment and 60% youth unemployment? Thoughts?

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:56 | 3574270 W T F II
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Spanish youth are getting 1,250/mo from Gov...moved back home, sold the Bimmer, but enough to go clubbing (dance not beat-down..!!)

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 17:13 | 3574309 fonzannoon
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My guess is a lot of those unemployed are doing something off the books.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 17:30 | 3574342 Herd Redirectio...
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Dumpster diving and cash economy?  Begging?  Restaurants, tourism sector, and construction seem like a good place to start.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:27 | 3574166 Rathmullan
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Ah, there finally came that late big pomo day pump that rewarded those not too late to the party momo chasers with an annualized rate of return 1015% Free money courtesy quad b and the global banking syndicate. Teach us bitchez to fight the fed.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:28 | 3574169 konputa
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I'll have a good weekend thanks to JPY over the last 2 days.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:29 | 3574170 venturen
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I think S&P 2000 by Memorial day!

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:30 | 3574178 LawsofPhysics
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Everyone knows that profits aren't booked until you sell right? 

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:40 | 3574212 TumblingDice
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Did somebody mention profits!?!?!?! BUY!! BUY!! BUY!!!

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:33 | 3574192 css1971
css1971's picture

Well if that isn't a great big "fuck you" I don't know what is.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:33 | 3574193 TumblingDice
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Hail Satan!

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:45 | 3574233 ParkAveFlasher
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Fuck him too. 

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:33 | 3574194 Lost Wages
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Even the silver bears are going, "Hey, whoa now. Silver is way oversold. Are you people crazy?"

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:38 | 3574203 bnbdnb
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Salaries are paid in loans on equity....

Something to think about.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 17:09 | 3574208 1C3-N1N3
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C'mon you Satanic bastards, the Discordians would have had it up to 1723 by now. (Or down to 523?)

(edit: spelling)

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:40 | 3574211 Father Lucifer
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Did someone say satanic?

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:50 | 3574255 stiler
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so you're one of "them", just not as rich.

That's rich...

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:41 | 3574216 CrashingDollars
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The higher you climb the more you can fall.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:43 | 3574220 gbresnahan
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The whole 666 - 1666 thing is too coincidental.. could be a bear trap.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 18:01 | 3574413 TN Jed
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Here's another coincidence.

http://www.usatoday.com/search/pope/

I don't care who you are, that thar is funny.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 19:33 | 3574630 Herd Redirectio...
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666 entries found for 'Pope'

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:43 | 3574221 Money 4 Nothing
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Means were going to war, someone important just made it rain in the strip club we call wall street and exited stage door left.

Every war is a bankers war

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:44 | 3574223 Awakened Sheeple
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This isn't the top. They're just fucking with you guys trying to time the blowoff. Satanic fucks are reading ZH laughing right now.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 20:16 | 3574740 auric1234
auric1234's picture

There will be no top. Keep going up all the way to hyperinflation.

 

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:44 | 3574227 jubber
jubber's picture

This pump has propelled the Spanish dogshit IBEX market up 65 points since it closed...the levels in Europe are just totally insane, at least you can argue the point that the US is growing to some degree, but Spain, Italy, France, Holland, are not, but they are dragged up by computer algos everyday geared to the S&P & Dow to now ludicrous levels.

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 16:45 | 3574230 bnbdnb
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What the fuck is up with gasoline prices in the last week?

Fri, 05/17/2013 - 17:13 | 3574310 negative rates
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Chicago refinery maintenance, should be done by july or so.

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