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Pied Piper of Hamelin.
Forward!
Bullish! Should be good for another few hundred points on the Dow.
Since we already got Nasdaq 3,500, next is S&P 1,700, and then soon after we'll have a joint Nasdaq 3,600 and a Dow 16,000 party.
And then an S&P 1,800 party.. and then Dow 17,000.. with a Nasdaq party or two along the way..
Etc.. etc.. etc..
I smell a tax write off.
Has Obama been informed of this, or is he still clueless as ever?
Hillary gets a 3AM phone call: "I see, the 'embassy' is under attack. You see, um, the Army ia asleep right now. So is the Air Force. Can you call back in the morning?"
Obama gets a 3AM phone call: "What phone call? Nobody on my staff told me about any phone call!, mark my words."
No, its more like....."Variable, this is Knife!!! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS!! VARIABLE, THIS IS KNIFE!!!"
And Obama hangs up the phone.
bitch is gonna take the 5th
1,2,3,4, FIF!
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81460739/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjnzRSArwYY
Is that Mary Jo Kopechne on the front bumper?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Jo_Kopechne
A legal way of saying, "Look, nobody's buying all the other bullshit being spewed about this matter, and I can't lie any better than the rest of my fucktarded co-workers".
"Your administration's worth of FAIL has arrived. Please take a bite of the poop sandwich and pass it to your co-workers. There's more than enough for everyone."
As uch as I dislike Obama, there is no way that photo is real....the truck has Idaho plates...the only place in Idaho that has people who like Obama is Blaine county...that's where Sun Valley and all the rich people are located....their roads are all fine.
Obama- "I think all americans agree.............................. blah blah blah. Don't speak for me you dickless piece of fucking human garbage
I think Obama's definition of "Americans" is as selective as that of AnAnonymous --- and as erroneous.
And here is the future of Obamacare, starting in California and spreading across the land. Secret bids generate no questions.
http://globaleconomicanalysis.blogspot.com/2013/05/what-is-california-at...
that car crashed because of a Youtube video
It was either a youtube video, or a few rogue low level employees in Cincinatti
DROWN, FUCKER! DROWWWWNNNNN!!!!!!!
Lol.. the year is young. I'm trying to complete a crash course on BTFD.
Was that blasphemous having 'crash' and 'BTFD' in the same sentence?
Ahh.. it's all good. Bullish!! Green!!
IRS following close behind, there are conservative to steal from across the river!
Hey driver, don't bogard all the OSoma.
All aboard the Choomwagon!!
That's what you get for trying to endlessly dodge scandals while driving down the left side of the road.
PS: Obama didn't wreck that pickup; somebody else did that. After all, he was only following his GPS's instructions: "Turn left now into da Nile, turn left now into da Nile."
Does someone have their up arrow and down arrow accidentally reversed?!
Where did that down arrow come from? Either that or someone probably needs to clean the lint off their mouse ball cuz its interfering with their click accuracy.
I seem to have accumulated several haters here on ZH, who now junk every single one of my posts, regardless of content.
Make me laugh.
Haha! I can't imagine why. Your shit is pretty funny. Maybe the truth hurts?
Here is a beer on me... [~])
Thanks QS.
I guess certain people can't keep their hands off your junk.
And right on cue, here come the silent junkmonkey cowards.
We've tracked it down. Those junks are coming from compromised AP reporter's computers!
I have no idea what youre talking about but I thought it was funny to junk you
wow, this is a crazy road! hey pass that, brother.
Because sometimes it isn't enough to just lead a country into the ditch...
Where is that plate from ? can't quite make it out.
From the info/pics on this link, I would say IDAHO.
http://www.theus50.com/licenses-state.php
Looks suspiciously like MI. Might have been a convoy trying to cut across Detroit. Better to take the long way around.
Not Detroit. The truck's tires are still on and it hasn't been torched.
Idaho, I believe.
Registered to a dead guy from Connecticut
Follow the leader ... into the ditch.
yeah... he guide leading the herd...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IskgLZVCX3I&sns=em
this shows pretty well how the population is following Obama into the Abyss...
F Obam! But he has more than a few CS'ers on ZH who still love him.
Shovel Ready Disasters.......
It needs to show a rope coming from the truck to the shore with a line of rats scurring off.
+50 ES points
Seems like a situation that can use a helicopter.
the bernank will be by later to jack that truck atop scads of freshly printed clownbux
Idaho plates gave this photoshop away....sorry, no Democrats there.
Really?
When I visited ID for the first time in Dec 2011, the first thing that struck me were the 10 "LEV vehicle only" parking spots on the corporate lot. Californicated...
Unfortunately - the fed govt has been relocating some muzzie scum from one of the countries near Chechnya into Idaho, The dead give away can be found on Craiglist under Witers for interpreters around parts of the country. Some of that shit is going to Idaho.
Caption Contest:
You can lead a Teleprompter to water, but you can't make him...
... think?
Vat ar you tsinking about ?
A natural born citizen?
Natural born citizenism?
Make me laugh!
You should add a link to that epic commercial...
Ok, here goes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yR0lWICH3rY
Now that was funny!
...sink (unfortunately)
Go back to Kenya and get the fuck out of our lives.
He's not from Kenya - he's the son of Frank Marshal Davis
You can lead a Teleprompter to water, but you can't make him...
walk on it.
Pah...rump!
or drown.
duped the guy above me. Great minds think alike....or fools seldom differ...
Obamanaut sayz....Blub, blub, blub.
When driving and voting don't drink moonshine.
Why didn't the Republicans divulge this in 2008?
I'm saving this one and emailing it to all of my libtard friends.
I would too but I don't feel like explaining it to them...
Just email it to them really, really slow....
You'd send a Photoshopped image? Why not just make up anything since it offers just as much "proof" and "truth" for the world to see?
I don't give a shit if it's photo shopped...it's funny. Now go back to worshipping the one. I know you still believe he cares about you, but news flash...he doesn't give a shit about you.
No more Photoshopped than some birth certificate I can think of...
Nobody at the wheel.
Schiff video blog for anyone who cares.
http://www.europac.net/media/video_blog
meh
LOL.
I hear you Doc. You know what though. At least he can say he tried to war anyone who would listen.
Wherever we are in this bubble does not matter. it's the biggest bubble in history and everyday it does not pop it just gets that much closer.
I know, I'm just pulling your chain. Peter Schiff is one of those sane voices out there who is unfortunately getting beat up right now. But I remember him getting beat up a few years back and we all know how that turned out.
Yet ZH still puts "Two Buck" Chuck Biderman's contributions on here when Schiff utterly demolished him on the first housing bubble. WTF is with that?
LOL, da Beedermon mon. Moar rice n peas mon....
Ghosts of Teddy...hope O was still in it...
Was Reggie Love pulled out in time ?
Did you mean if O pulled out in time?
Well, first you'd have to pull Reggie off the stick shift knob in order to pull him out.
Orgasms and driving are truly a bitch.
Romney's crashed pilot was found on the other side of the bridge. Lobbyists and adjusters from both sides busy claiming their ride has better floatation.
Despite facing stiff pressures and criticism from both sides, some Americans actually decided to walk across the bridge.
This is the way ,Liberal Lemmings !!
Uh, I think they forgot to show the tow chain that's attached to the 99%.
Are you sure that's not Monty Python?
Was it towing an Obamacare trailer as well?
Is that a FEMA camp trailer?
No, that's an invisible Hurricane Sandy FEMA trailer.
Tru
HaHA!! Its so funny because its true...
Trust me, We can get there from here.
In case anyone didn't realize it, this is a lame photoshopping job http://safe4work.org/pilot-car-follow-me/
In case anyone didn't realize it, this is humor.
Get a life. We all know it is photoshopped, but it is still fun.
The only thing photoshopped out of that pic. is the 'choom cloud' coming out the driver side window.
This time, art imitates life, and not the other way around.
We all know his birth certificate is Photoshopped, too, FFS
And still true
Dp
Who cares? It's fukkin' hilarious. And a damn fine metaphor.
So, to quote Dan Rather, "It's fake, but accurate."
is that what he said about Bush's NatGuard papers?
That's what was said about his fake reporting that he claimed to be accurate.
In case anybody didn't realize it...I don't really care it's funny as hell, and accurate too.
this isn't
The Stock Market Rally Is A Psychological Operation
http://chartistfriendfrompittsburgh.blogspot.com/2013/05/the-stock-marke...
Fake, no one with a job has an Obama sticker.
Union.
Obviously a government car.
An IRS pilot car guiding a tandem tractor trailer loaded with republican's seized assets.
You obviously haven't been to the Upper West Side of Manhattan.
Or the Bay Area.
Or the South Bronx...
All them burned out cars...
Musta been electrics ....
We are the ones we have been waiting for
Must be an obama fan going to alot of effort to take break to do alittle fishing.
I think a boat is a better way to go. ANd forget the paddle, you ain't gonna need it.
I see what the problem is..that's a pilot car and not a drone car.
If only the lemming would follow him off the cliff!
Obama was right...they really didn't build that (bridge).
YES WE CAN!
Texting and driving no doubt
My vision isn't quite as good as it used to be. Does the sign on top of the truck say, "POMO car follow me"?
Would make a great poster. No caption needed. It has "viral" potential. Maybe WmBanzai will 'shop Debt Bro's head sticking out the window.
a panoramic of this could be the ingredient for an epic banzai for sure.
drones, copters & lifeboats, oh my!
And definitely puffing on a Philly Blunt.
FORWARD CHOOMWAGON AWAY!
I know how to save the truck. Print more money! Soon, printing will fix everything. You have a cold, print more money! Your wife is cheating on you, print more money!
I didn't do that!
He was looking for Mary Jo Kopechne.
They told us to stay on the right path in life, but sometimes it takes a hard left.
is that vehicle a hybrid?
I don't think so-it didn't burn.
it's a half-breed
Yes...half truck / half submarine
A mulatto on solar
Watch the hybrid comments...you'll bring DcFusor out regaling us with tall tales about the virtues of the Chevy dolt.
nothing to knock, hybrids are great, you can plug em in just like a hair dryer
Don't forget his solar panels too doc.
riddle me this, how many pages in a piece of legislation is a picture + 5 words worth?
can get a new truck with no money down...what difference does it make ?
Does this qualify as "Cash for Clunkers"?
As long as the clunker driving it is called Obama.
Related- GPS Manufacturer Goingundra declares bankruptcy moments after receiving stimulus.
ROFL
You could probably hire 4 or 5 full time unionized government employees to fix/solve/defer this problem.
To the asshole that drove it off the road - good job!!!
Obama cares ?
LOL
I want to vomit every time I see one of those bumper stickers
The 'O' was driving and in place of the radio was a telepromter,
when it popped up on screen 'Turn Hard Left At Raging Torrent River, At The Most Dangerous And Deepest Bit You Communistic Cunt, Eat Shit And Die', he did.
The hackers of the 'promter were sorely disapointed when they found out he couldnt even get that right.
Stupid fucking room temperatured puppet cunt.
Wasn't it Oblunder that said of the republicans, that they drove us in a ditch and we're not going to give the keys back and let you drive again. As with everything this admin says, you have to watch what the other hand is doing. In this case, driving right back into the ditch...well, in the same ditch, I suppose.
Swerving from the left ditch to the right ditch then back to the left ditch. Why can't we stay in the middle of the road?