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Tuesday Humor: The Story So Far

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Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:04 | 3584713 King_of_simpletons
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Pied Piper of Hamelin.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:05 | 3584725 New England Patriot
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Forward!

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:08 | 3584750 flacon
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Bullish! Should be good for another few hundred points on the Dow. 

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:17 | 3584799 Chief Falling Knife
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Since we already got Nasdaq 3,500, next is S&P 1,700, and then soon after we'll have a joint Nasdaq 3,600 and a Dow 16,000 party.

And then an S&P 1,800 party.. and then Dow 17,000.. with a Nasdaq party or two along the way..

Etc.. etc.. etc..

 

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:27 | 3584850 Pure Evil
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Has Obama been informed of this, or is he still clueless as ever?

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:42 | 3584911 duo
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Hillary gets a 3AM phone call:  "I see, the 'embassy' is under attack.  You see, um, the Army ia asleep right now.  So is the Air Force.  Can you call back in the morning?"

Obama gets a 3AM phone call:  "What phone call?  Nobody on my staff told me about any phone call!, mark my words."

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 15:08 | 3585014 Beam Me Up Scotty
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No, its more like....."Variable, this is Knife!!!  WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS!!  VARIABLE, THIS IS KNIFE!!!"

And Obama hangs up the phone.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 15:51 | 3585191 redpill
Tue, 05/21/2013 - 16:22 | 3585313 sdmjake
Tue, 05/21/2013 - 16:50 | 3585411 MayIMommaDogFac...
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Is that Mary Jo Kopechne on the front bumper?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Jo_Kopechne

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 17:06 | 3585457 Ms. Erable
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A legal way of saying, "Look, nobody's buying all the other bullshit being spewed about this matter, and I can't lie any better than the rest of my fucktarded co-workers".

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 15:09 | 3585019 idea_hamster
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"Your administration's worth of FAIL has arrived.  Please take a bite of the poop sandwich and pass it to your co-workers.  There's more than enough for everyone."

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 17:04 | 3585449 eatthebanksters
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As uch as I dislike Obama, there is no way that photo is real....the truck has Idaho plates...the only place in Idaho that has people who like Obama is Blaine county...that's where Sun Valley and all the rich people are located....their roads are all fine.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 15:16 | 3585050 azzhatter
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Obama- "I think all americans agree.............................. blah blah blah. Don't speak for me you dickless piece of fucking human garbage

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 15:18 | 3585061 akak
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I think Obama's definition of "Americans" is as selective as that of AnAnonymous --- and as erroneous.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 16:09 | 3585253 Professorlocknload
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And here is the future of Obamacare, starting in California and spreading across the land. Secret bids generate no questions.

http://globaleconomicanalysis.blogspot.com/2013/05/what-is-california-at...

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:42 | 3584914 tsx500
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that car crashed because of a Youtube video

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 15:08 | 3585017 nugjuice
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It was either a youtube video, or a few rogue low level employees in Cincinatti

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:27 | 3584852 Troll Magnet
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DROWN, FUCKER!  DROWWWWNNNNN!!!!!!!

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:49 | 3584948 Chief Falling Knife
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Lol.. the year is young.  I'm trying to complete a crash course on BTFD.

Was that blasphemous having 'crash' and 'BTFD' in the same sentence?

Ahh.. it's all good.  Bullish!!  Green!!

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 15:51 | 3585186 caliberfivezero
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IRS following close behind, there are conservative to steal from across the river!

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:09 | 3584756 WhyDoesItHurtWh...
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Hey driver, don't bogard all the OSoma.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:11 | 3584767 asscannon101
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All aboard the Choomwagon!!

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:55 | 3584886 akak
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That's what you get for trying to endlessly dodge scandals while driving down the left side of the road.

 

PS: Obama didn't wreck that pickup; somebody else did that.  After all, he was only following his GPS's instructions: "Turn left now into da Nile, turn left now into da Nile."

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 15:21 | 3585064 Quisat_Sadarak
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Does someone have their up arrow and down arrow accidentally reversed?!

Where did that down arrow come from?  Either that or someone probably needs to clean the lint off their mouse ball cuz its interfering with their click accuracy. 

 

 

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 15:23 | 3585076 akak
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I seem to have accumulated several haters here on ZH, who now junk every single one of my posts, regardless of content.

Make me laugh.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 15:26 | 3585091 Quisat_Sadarak
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Haha!   I can't imagine why.   Your shit is pretty funny.  Maybe the truth hurts?

Here is a beer on me... [~])

 

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 15:28 | 3585096 akak
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Thanks QS.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 15:34 | 3585113 Quisat_Sadarak
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I guess certain people can't keep their hands off your junk.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 15:49 | 3585177 akak
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And right on cue, here come the silent junkmonkey cowards.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 16:12 | 3585205 Quisat_Sadarak
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We've tracked it down.  Those junks are coming from compromised AP reporter's computers!

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 15:57 | 3585212 12ToothAssassin
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I have no idea what youre talking about but I thought it was funny to junk you

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 15:31 | 3585103 caimen garou
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wow, this is a crazy road! hey pass that, brother.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:11 | 3584768 HoofHearted
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Because sometimes it isn't enough to just lead a country into the ditch...

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:54 | 3584964 1100-TACTICAL-12
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Where is that plate from ? can't quite make it out.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 15:21 | 3585070 DollarMenu
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From the info/pics on this link, I would say IDAHO.

http://www.theus50.com/licenses-state.php

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 15:23 | 3585077 Bagbalm
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Looks suspiciously like MI. Might have been a convoy trying to cut across Detroit. Better to take the long way around.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 15:42 | 3585144 DeadFred
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Not Detroit. The truck's tires are still on and it hasn't been torched.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 15:24 | 3585079 thomcat00
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Idaho, I believe. 

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 15:37 | 3585125 TuesdayBen
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Registered to a dead guy from Connecticut

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:06 | 3584730 slaughterer
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Follow the leader ... into the ditch.  

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:41 | 3584902 Sudden Debt
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yeah... he guide leading the herd...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IskgLZVCX3I&sns=em

this shows pretty well how the population is following Obama into the Abyss...

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:51 | 3584954 Freddie
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F Obam!  But he has more than a few CS'ers on ZH who still love him.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 15:21 | 3585068 ugmug
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Shovel Ready Disasters.......

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 16:13 | 3585267 wee-weed up
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It needs to show a rope coming from the truck to the shore with a line of rats scurring off.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:04 | 3584718 Cursive
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+50 ES points

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:05 | 3584722 mjorden
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Seems like a situation that can use a helicopter. 

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:07 | 3584740 buzzsaw99
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the bernank will be by later to jack that truck atop scads of freshly printed clownbux

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:53 | 3584961 Rainman
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Idaho plates gave this photoshop away....sorry, no Democrats there.

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