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Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:04 | 3584713 King_of_simpletons
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Pied Piper of Hamelin.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:05 | 3584725 New England Patriot
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Forward!

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:08 | 3584750 flacon
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Bullish! Should be good for another few hundred points on the Dow. 

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:17 | 3584799 Chief Falling Knife
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Since we already got Nasdaq 3,500, next is S&P 1,700, and then soon after we'll have a joint Nasdaq 3,600 and a Dow 16,000 party.

And then an S&P 1,800 party.. and then Dow 17,000.. with a Nasdaq party or two along the way..

Etc.. etc.. etc..

 

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:21 | 3584812 negative rates
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I smell a tax write off.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:27 | 3584850 Pure Evil
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Has Obama been informed of this, or is he still clueless as ever?

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:42 | 3584911 duo
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Hillary gets a 3AM phone call:  "I see, the 'embassy' is under attack.  You see, um, the Army ia asleep right now.  So is the Air Force.  Can you call back in the morning?"

Obama gets a 3AM phone call:  "What phone call?  Nobody on my staff told me about any phone call!, mark my words."

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 15:08 | 3585014 Beam Me Up Scotty
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No, its more like....."Variable, this is Knife!!!  WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS!!  VARIABLE, THIS IS KNIFE!!!"

And Obama hangs up the phone.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 15:51 | 3585191 redpill
Tue, 05/21/2013 - 16:22 | 3585313 sdmjake
Tue, 05/21/2013 - 16:50 | 3585411 MayIMommaDogFac...
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Is that Mary Jo Kopechne on the front bumper?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Jo_Kopechne

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 17:06 | 3585457 Ms. Erable
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A legal way of saying, "Look, nobody's buying all the other bullshit being spewed about this matter, and I can't lie any better than the rest of my fucktarded co-workers".

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 15:09 | 3585019 idea_hamster
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"Your administration's worth of FAIL has arrived.  Please take a bite of the poop sandwich and pass it to your co-workers.  There's more than enough for everyone."

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 17:04 | 3585449 eatthebanksters
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As uch as I dislike Obama, there is no way that photo is real....the truck has Idaho plates...the only place in Idaho that has people who like Obama is Blaine county...that's where Sun Valley and all the rich people are located....their roads are all fine.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 15:16 | 3585050 azzhatter
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Obama- "I think all americans agree.............................. blah blah blah. Don't speak for me you dickless piece of fucking human garbage

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 15:18 | 3585061 akak
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I think Obama's definition of "Americans" is as selective as that of AnAnonymous --- and as erroneous.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 16:09 | 3585253 Professorlocknload
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And here is the future of Obamacare, starting in California and spreading across the land. Secret bids generate no questions.

http://globaleconomicanalysis.blogspot.com/2013/05/what-is-california-at...

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:42 | 3584914 tsx500
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that car crashed because of a Youtube video

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 15:08 | 3585017 nugjuice
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It was either a youtube video, or a few rogue low level employees in Cincinatti

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:27 | 3584852 Troll Magnet
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DROWN, FUCKER!  DROWWWWNNNNN!!!!!!!

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:49 | 3584948 Chief Falling Knife
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Lol.. the year is young.  I'm trying to complete a crash course on BTFD.

Was that blasphemous having 'crash' and 'BTFD' in the same sentence?

Ahh.. it's all good.  Bullish!!  Green!!

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 15:51 | 3585186 caliberfivezero
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IRS following close behind, there are conservative to steal from across the river!

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:09 | 3584756 WhyDoesItHurtWh...
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Hey driver, don't bogard all the OSoma.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:11 | 3584767 asscannon101
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All aboard the Choomwagon!!

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:55 | 3584886 akak
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That's what you get for trying to endlessly dodge scandals while driving down the left side of the road.

 

PS: Obama didn't wreck that pickup; somebody else did that.  After all, he was only following his GPS's instructions: "Turn left now into da Nile, turn left now into da Nile."

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 15:21 | 3585064 Quisat_Sadarak
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Does someone have their up arrow and down arrow accidentally reversed?!

Where did that down arrow come from?  Either that or someone probably needs to clean the lint off their mouse ball cuz its interfering with their click accuracy. 

 

 

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 15:23 | 3585076 akak
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I seem to have accumulated several haters here on ZH, who now junk every single one of my posts, regardless of content.

Make me laugh.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 15:26 | 3585091 Quisat_Sadarak
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Haha!   I can't imagine why.   Your shit is pretty funny.  Maybe the truth hurts?

Here is a beer on me... [~])

 

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 15:28 | 3585096 akak
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Thanks QS.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 15:34 | 3585113 Quisat_Sadarak
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I guess certain people can't keep their hands off your junk.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 15:49 | 3585177 akak
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And right on cue, here come the silent junkmonkey cowards.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 16:12 | 3585205 Quisat_Sadarak
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We've tracked it down.  Those junks are coming from compromised AP reporter's computers!

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 15:57 | 3585212 12ToothAssassin
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I have no idea what youre talking about but I thought it was funny to junk you

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 15:31 | 3585103 caimen garou
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wow, this is a crazy road! hey pass that, brother.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:11 | 3584768 HoofHearted
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Because sometimes it isn't enough to just lead a country into the ditch...

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:54 | 3584964 1100-TACTICAL-12
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Where is that plate from ? can't quite make it out.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 15:21 | 3585070 DollarMenu
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From the info/pics on this link, I would say IDAHO.

http://www.theus50.com/licenses-state.php

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 15:23 | 3585077 Bagbalm
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Looks suspiciously like MI. Might have been a convoy trying to cut across Detroit. Better to take the long way around.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 15:42 | 3585144 DeadFred
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Not Detroit. The truck's tires are still on and it hasn't been torched.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 15:24 | 3585079 thomcat00
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Idaho, I believe. 

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 15:37 | 3585125 TuesdayBen
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Registered to a dead guy from Connecticut

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:06 | 3584730 slaughterer
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Follow the leader ... into the ditch.  

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:41 | 3584902 Sudden Debt
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yeah... he guide leading the herd...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IskgLZVCX3I&sns=em

this shows pretty well how the population is following Obama into the Abyss...

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:51 | 3584954 Freddie
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F Obam!  But he has more than a few CS'ers on ZH who still love him.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 15:21 | 3585068 ugmug
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Shovel Ready Disasters.......

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 16:13 | 3585267 wee-weed up
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It needs to show a rope coming from the truck to the shore with a line of rats scurring off.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:04 | 3584718 Cursive
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+50 ES points

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:05 | 3584722 mjorden
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Seems like a situation that can use a helicopter. 

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:07 | 3584740 buzzsaw99
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the bernank will be by later to jack that truck atop scads of freshly printed clownbux

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:53 | 3584961 Rainman
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Idaho plates gave this photoshop away....sorry, no Democrats there.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 15:35 | 3585115 malek
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Really?
When I visited ID for the first time in Dec 2011, the first thing that struck me were the 10 "LEV vehicle only" parking spots on the corporate lot. Californicated...

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 16:18 | 3585286 Freddie
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Unfortunately - the fed govt has been relocating some muzzie scum from one of the countries near Chechnya into Idaho,  The dead give away can be found on Craiglist under Witers for interpreters around parts of the country.  Some of that shit is going to Idaho.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:05 | 3584723 Uchtdorf
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Caption Contest:

You can lead a Teleprompter to water, but you can't make him...

 

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:09 | 3584755 Deo vindice
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... think?

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:23 | 3584830 tunnelvizn
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Vat ar you tsinking about ?

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:40 | 3584897 MisterMousePotato
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A natural born citizen?

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:45 | 3584929 akak
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Natural born citizenism?

Make me laugh!

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 15:38 | 3585118 malek
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You should add a link to that epic commercial...

Ok, here goes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yR0lWICH3rY

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 16:35 | 3585364 koncaswatch
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Now that was funny!

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:12 | 3584764 Agent P
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...sink (unfortunately)

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:15 | 3584785 Dr. Engali
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Go back to Kenya and get the fuck out of our lives.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 17:09 | 3585466 Snoopy the Economist
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He's not from Kenya - he's the son of Frank Marshal Davis

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:34 | 3584876 skipjack
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You can lead a Teleprompter to water, but you can't make him...

 

walk on it.

 

Pah...rump!

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:53 | 3584962 JR
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or drown.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 15:52 | 3585086 misnomer
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duped the guy above me.  Great minds think alike....or fools seldom differ...

Obamanaut sayz....Blub, blub, blub.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:30 | 3584727 Shevva
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When driving and voting don't drink moonshine.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:06 | 3584729 knukles
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Why didn't the Republicans divulge this in 2008?

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:06 | 3584734 Dr. Engali
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I'm saving this one and emailing it to all of my libtard friends.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:08 | 3584751 krispkritter
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I would too but I don't feel like explaining it to them...

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 15:09 | 3585022 MonsterBox
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Just email it to them really, really slow....

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 15:28 | 3585098 thomcat00
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You'd send a Photoshopped image? Why not just make up anything since it offers just as much "proof" and "truth" for the world to see?

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 15:53 | 3585183 Dr. Engali
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I don't give a shit if it's photo shopped...it's funny. Now go back to worshipping the one. I know you still believe he cares about you, but news flash...he doesn't give a shit about you.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 16:18 | 3585290 knukles
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No more Photoshopped than some birth certificate I can think of...

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:09 | 3584736 slaughterer
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Nobody at the wheel.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:06 | 3584737 fonzannoon
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Schiff video blog for anyone who cares.

http://www.europac.net/media/video_blog

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:16 | 3584790 Dr. Engali
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meh

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:21 | 3584818 fonzannoon
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LOL.

 

I hear you Doc. You know what though. At least he can say he tried to war anyone who would listen. 

Wherever we are in this bubble does not matter. it's the biggest bubble in history and everyday it does not pop it just gets that much closer.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:25 | 3584838 Dr. Engali
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 I know, I'm just pulling your chain. Peter Schiff is one of those sane voices out there who is unfortunately getting beat up right now. But I remember him getting beat up a few years back and we all know how that turned out.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:45 | 3584928 Bay of Pigs
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Yet ZH still puts "Two Buck" Chuck Biderman's contributions on here when Schiff utterly demolished him on the first housing bubble. WTF is with that?

LOL, da Beedermon mon. Moar rice n peas mon.... 

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:07 | 3584739 krispkritter
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Ghosts of Teddy...hope O was still in it...

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:08 | 3584749 Seasmoke
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Was Reggie Love pulled out in time ?

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:09 | 3584753 krispkritter
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Did you mean if O pulled out in time?

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:30 | 3584861 Pure Evil
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Well, first you'd have to pull Reggie off the stick shift knob in order to pull him out.

Orgasms and driving are truly a bitch.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:21 | 3584741 tickhound
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Romney's crashed pilot was found on the other side of the bridge.  Lobbyists and adjusters from both sides busy claiming their ride has better floatation.    

Despite facing stiff pressures and criticism from both sides, some Americans actually decided to walk across the bridge.

 

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:07 | 3584742 Seasmoke
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This is the way ,Liberal Lemmings !!

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:08 | 3584747 Hayabusa
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Uh, I think they forgot to show the tow chain that's attached to the 99%.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:09 | 3584752 tradingdaze
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Are you sure that's not Monty Python?

 

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:09 | 3584758 Whatta
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Was it towing an Obamacare trailer as well?

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:14 | 3584779 earnyermoney
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Is that a FEMA camp trailer?

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:31 | 3584867 Pure Evil
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No, that's an invisible Hurricane Sandy FEMA trailer.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:09 | 3584759 The big unzip
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Tru

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:09 | 3584760 asscannon101
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HaHA!! Its so funny because its true...

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:10 | 3584763 The big unzip
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Trust me, We can get there from here.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:11 | 3584766 slotmouth
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In case anyone didn't realize it, this is a lame photoshopping job http://safe4work.org/pilot-car-follow-me/

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:13 | 3584774 HoofHearted
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In case anyone didn't realize it, this is humor.

Get a life. We all know it is photoshopped, but it is still fun.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:23 | 3584834 Yen Cross
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    The only thing photoshopped out of that pic. is the 'choom cloud' coming out the driver side window.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:34 | 3584874 Pure Evil
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This time, art imitates life, and not the other way around.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 16:20 | 3585299 knukles
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We all know his birth certificate is Photoshopped, too, FFS

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:45 | 3584931 de3de8
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And still true

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:46 | 3584932 de3de8
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Dp

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:16 | 3584791 Overfed
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Who cares? It's fukkin' hilarious. And a damn fine metaphor.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:29 | 3584858 SDShack
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So, to quote Dan Rather, "It's fake, but accurate."

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:48 | 3584939 the grateful un...
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is that what he said about Bush's NatGuard papers?

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 16:21 | 3585304 knukles
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That's what was said about his fake reporting that he claimed to be accurate.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:34 | 3584878 Dr. Engali
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In case anybody didn't realize it...I don't really care it's funny as hell, and accurate too.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:36 | 3584887 realtick
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this isn't

The Stock Market Rally Is A Psychological Operation

http://chartistfriendfrompittsburgh.blogspot.com/2013/05/the-stock-marke...

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:12 | 3584769 Aegelis
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Fake, no one with a job has an Obama sticker.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:15 | 3584784 Bastiat
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Union.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:18 | 3584801 Aknownymouse
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Obviously a government car.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:23 | 3584831 Bastiat
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An IRS pilot car guiding a tandem tractor trailer loaded with republican's seized assets.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:43 | 3584920 They trynna cat...
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You obviously haven't been to the Upper West Side of Manhattan.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 15:43 | 3585149 malek
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Or the Bay Area.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 16:22 | 3585310 knukles
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Or the South Bronx...
All them burned out cars...

Musta been electrics ....

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:13 | 3584772 Aknownymouse
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We are the ones we have been waiting for

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:13 | 3584775 Ruffcut
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Must be an obama fan going to alot of effort to take break to do alittle fishing.

I think a boat is a better way to go. ANd forget the paddle, you ain't gonna need it.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:14 | 3584777 Dr. Engali
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I see what the problem is..that's a pilot car and not a drone car.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:14 | 3584778 venturen
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If only the lemming would follow him off the cliff!

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:14 | 3584781 Agent P
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Obama was right...they really didn't build that (bridge).

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:14 | 3584782 Headbanger
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YES WE CAN!

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:15 | 3584783 the grateful un...
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Texting and driving no doubt

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:15 | 3584787 Yen Cross
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      My vision isn't quite as good as it used to be.  Does the sign on top of the truck say, "POMO car follow me"?                                                                        

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:17 | 3584789 Bastiat
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Would make a great poster.  No caption needed.  It has "viral" potential.  Maybe WmBanzai will 'shop Debt Bro's head sticking out the window.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:25 | 3584840 tip e. canoe
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a panoramic of this could be the ingredient for an epic banzai for sure.

drones, copters & lifeboats, oh my!

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:36 | 3584884 Pure Evil
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And definitely puffing on a Philly Blunt.

 

 

FORWARD CHOOMWAGON AWAY!

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:17 | 3584794 electricgorilla
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I know how to save the truck. Print more money! Soon, printing will fix everything. You have a cold, print more money! Your wife is cheating on you, print more money!

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:18 | 3584800 Common_Cents22
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I didn't do that!

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:18 | 3584803 Dr. Engali
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He was looking for Mary Jo Kopechne.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:20 | 3584807 The Heart
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They told us to stay on the right path in life, but sometimes it takes a hard left.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:19 | 3584808 the grateful un...
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is that vehicle a hybrid?

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:21 | 3584815 Bastiat
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I don't think so-it didn't burn.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:21 | 3584817 macholatte
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it's a half-breed

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:22 | 3584823 Agent P
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Yes...half truck / half submarine

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:24 | 3584837 Marigold
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A mulatto on solar

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:28 | 3584853 Dr. Engali
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Watch the hybrid comments...you'll bring DcFusor out regaling us with tall tales about the virtues of the Chevy dolt.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:46 | 3584933 the grateful un...
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nothing to knock, hybrids are great, you can plug em in just like a hair dryer

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 15:56 | 3585208 Hippocratic Oaf
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Don't forget his solar panels too doc.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:22 | 3584813 tip e. canoe
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riddle me this, how many pages in a piece of legislation is a picture + 5 words worth?

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:22 | 3584819 Clowns on Acid
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can get a new truck with no money down...what difference does it make ?

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:31 | 3584865 SDShack
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Does this qualify as "Cash for Clunkers"?

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:39 | 3584895 Pure Evil
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As long as the clunker driving it is called Obama.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:22 | 3584826 shutupnsing
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Related- GPS Manufacturer Goingundra declares bankruptcy moments after receiving stimulus.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 15:45 | 3585159 malek
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ROFL

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:22 | 3584828 orangegeek
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You could probably hire 4 or 5 full time unionized government employees to fix/solve/defer this problem.

 

To the asshole that drove it off the road - good job!!!

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:23 | 3584829 Super Broccoli
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Obama cares ?

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:23 | 3584832 smacker
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LOL

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:23 | 3584835 Everybodys All ...
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I want to vomit every time I see one of those bumper stickers

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:26 | 3584845 Inthemix96
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The 'O' was driving and in place of the radio was a telepromter,

when it popped up on screen 'Turn Hard Left At Raging Torrent River, At The Most Dangerous And Deepest Bit You Communistic Cunt, Eat Shit And Die', he did.

The hackers of the 'promter were sorely disapointed when they found out he couldnt even get that right.

Stupid fucking room temperatured puppet cunt.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:26 | 3584846 therearetoomany...
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Wasn't it Oblunder that said of the republicans, that they drove us in a ditch and we're not going to give the keys back and let you drive again.    As with everything this admin says, you have to watch what the other hand is doing.  In this case, driving right back into the ditch...well, in the same ditch, I suppose.

Tue, 05/21/2013 - 14:44 | 3584926 Diogenes
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Swerving from the left ditch to the right ditch then back to the left ditch. Why can't we stay in the middle of the road?

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