Tuesday Humor: The Story So Far

Tyler Durden's picture

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(h/t Monty Pelerin's World blog)

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King_of_simpletons's picture

Pied Piper of Hamelin.

flacon's picture

Bullish! Should be good for another few hundred points on the Dow. 

Chief Falling Knife's picture

Since we already got Nasdaq 3,500, next is S&P 1,700, and then soon after we'll have a joint Nasdaq 3,600 and a Dow 16,000 party.

And then an S&P 1,800 party.. and then Dow 17,000.. with a Nasdaq party or two along the way..

Etc.. etc.. etc..


Pure Evil's picture

Has Obama been informed of this, or is he still clueless as ever?

duo's picture

Hillary gets a 3AM phone call:  "I see, the 'embassy' is under attack.  You see, um, the Army ia asleep right now.  So is the Air Force.  Can you call back in the morning?"

Obama gets a 3AM phone call:  "What phone call?  Nobody on my staff told me about any phone call!, mark my words."

Beam Me Up Scotty's picture

No, its more like....."Variable, this is Knife!!!  WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS!!  VARIABLE, THIS IS KNIFE!!!"

And Obama hangs up the phone.

Ms. Erable's picture

A legal way of saying, "Look, nobody's buying all the other bullshit being spewed about this matter, and I can't lie any better than the rest of my fucktarded co-workers".

idea_hamster's picture

"Your administration's worth of FAIL has arrived.  Please take a bite of the poop sandwich and pass it to your co-workers.  There's more than enough for everyone."

eatthebanksters's picture

As uch as I dislike Obama, there is no way that photo is real....the truck has Idaho plates...the only place in Idaho that has people who like Obama is Blaine county...that's where Sun Valley and all the rich people are located....their roads are all fine.

azzhatter's picture

Obama- "I think all americans agree.............................. blah blah blah. Don't speak for me you dickless piece of fucking human garbage

akak's picture

I think Obama's definition of "Americans" is as selective as that of AnAnonymous --- and as erroneous.

Professorlocknload's picture

And here is the future of Obamacare, starting in California and spreading across the land. Secret bids generate no questions.


tsx500's picture

that car crashed because of a Youtube video

nugjuice's picture

It was either a youtube video, or a few rogue low level employees in Cincinatti

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Chief Falling Knife's picture

Lol.. the year is young.  I'm trying to complete a crash course on BTFD.

Was that blasphemous having 'crash' and 'BTFD' in the same sentence?

Ahh.. it's all good.  Bullish!!  Green!!

caliberfivezero's picture

IRS following close behind, there are conservative to steal from across the river!

WhyDoesItHurtWhen iPee's picture

Hey driver, don't bogard all the OSoma.

akak's picture

That's what you get for trying to endlessly dodge scandals while driving down the left side of the road.


PS: Obama didn't wreck that pickup; somebody else did that.  After all, he was only following his GPS's instructions: "Turn left now into da Nile, turn left now into da Nile."

Quisat_Sadarak's picture

Does someone have their up arrow and down arrow accidentally reversed?!

Where did that down arrow come from?  Either that or someone probably needs to clean the lint off their mouse ball cuz its interfering with their click accuracy. 



akak's picture

I seem to have accumulated several haters here on ZH, who now junk every single one of my posts, regardless of content.

Make me laugh.

Quisat_Sadarak's picture

Haha!   I can't imagine why.   Your shit is pretty funny.  Maybe the truth hurts?

Here is a beer on me... [~])


Quisat_Sadarak's picture

I guess certain people can't keep their hands off your junk.

akak's picture

And right on cue, here come the silent junkmonkey cowards.

Quisat_Sadarak's picture

We've tracked it down.  Those junks are coming from compromised AP reporter's computers!

12ToothAssassin's picture

I have no idea what youre talking about but I thought it was funny to junk you

caimen garou's picture

wow, this is a crazy road! hey pass that, brother.

HoofHearted's picture

Because sometimes it isn't enough to just lead a country into the ditch...

1100-TACTICAL-12's picture

Where is that plate from ? can't quite make it out.

Bagbalm's picture

Looks suspiciously like MI. Might have been a convoy trying to cut across Detroit. Better to take the long way around.

DeadFred's picture

Not Detroit. The truck's tires are still on and it hasn't been torched.

TuesdayBen's picture

Registered to a dead guy from Connecticut

slaughterer's picture

Follow the leader ... into the ditch.  

Sudden Debt's picture

yeah... he guide leading the herd...

this shows pretty well how the population is following Obama into the Abyss...

Freddie's picture

F Obam!  But he has more than a few CS'ers on ZH who still love him.

ugmug's picture

Shovel Ready Disasters.......

wee-weed up's picture

It needs to show a rope coming from the truck to the shore with a line of rats scurring off.

mjorden's picture

Seems like a situation that can use a helicopter. 

buzzsaw99's picture

the bernank will be by later to jack that truck atop scads of freshly printed clownbux

Rainman's picture

Idaho plates gave this photoshop away....sorry, no Democrats there.