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Who's Obama?
He's the guy who bailed out the automakers, remember government motors? for that they let him put his name on the tailgate
Dear God,
please let Hillary be in the trunk... or even Nancy, or Janet - or all three, if it's not asking too much....
And please command the waters to rise and engulf the horseless, iron chariot.
For this, we would be truly thankful
if there's astro turf in the truck bed it probably belonged to bill
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article35002.htm
Dr Roberts is cool.
It also matches what Willie has been saying.
If you want humor, put Biderman and Dr. Doom back on the blog. Thats real humor. Havent these guys been discredited after the dow is up 50% in their face. How an institution could pay Biderman, I have no idea.
recovery.gov
http://nation.foxnews.com/benghazi/2013/05/21/new-benghazi-whistle-blowe...
New Benghazi Whistle-Blowers Making Devastating New Claim ...
More whistleblowers will emerge shortly in the escalating Benghazi scandal, according to two former U.S. diplomats who spoke with PJ Media Monday afternoon.
These whistleblowers, colleagues of the former diplomats, are currently securing legal counsel because they work in areas not fully protected by the Whistleblower law.
According to the diplomats, what these whistleblowers will say will be at least as explosive as what we have already learned about the scandal, including details about what really transpired in Benghazi that are potentially devastating to both Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton.
The former diplomats inform PJM the new revelations concentrate in two areas — what Ambassador Chris Stevens was actually doing in Benghazi and the pressure put on General Carter Ham, then in command of U.S. Africa Command (AFRICOM) and therefore responsible for Libya, not to act to protect jeopardized U.S. personnel.
Stevens’ mission in Benghazi, they will say, was to buy back Stinger missiles from al-Qaeda groups issued to them by the State Department, not by the CIA. Such a mission would usually be a CIA effort, but the intelligence agency had opposed the idea because of the high risk involved in arming “insurgents” with powerful weapons that endanger civilian aircraft.
Hillary Clinton still wanted to proceed because, in part, as one of the diplomats said, she wanted “to overthrow Gaddafi on the cheap.”
This left Stevens in the position of having to clean up the scandalous enterprise when it became clear that the “insurgents” actually were al-Qaeda – indeed, in the view of one of the diplomats, the same group that attacked the consulate and ended up killing Stevens.
The former diplomat who spoke with PJ Media regarded the whole enterprise as totally amateurish and likened it to the Mike Nichols film Charlie Wilson’s War about a clueless congressman who supplies Stingers to the Afghan guerrillas. “It’s as if Hillary and the others just watched that movie and said ‘Hey, let’s do that!’” the diplomat said.
Hillary: "What difference does it make?"
Ask Vince Foster what he thinks about that.
Let's be perfectly clear, these are bloodthirsty monsters we are dealing with here.
Hillary: "We came, we saw, he died. Hahahahaaa!"
Psycho killer, qu'est que c'est
That little laught about Moe's fate was quite a tell, huh?
Every now and then you see the mask slip off these pyschotic killerz.
Yes indeed. The image of her sitting in the interview chair laughing juxtaposed to a bloody Ghaddaffi getting his butt poked should never be forgotten.
Since everyone is wondering exactly where Obama was that night, we now have our answer sitting partially submerged down by the river.
Good job Obama!
And, just think, only three more years.
This reminds me of playing "Shoot the Cracker" in the Boy Scouts. The last one to go eats the cracker. Go ahead. Comment.
How was it?
Bush's fault
If not Bush's fault, then Cheney's for sure.
If this isn't Bush's fault nor Cheney's fault, then it's..... It's..... Uhh... Uhhhhhhhhhhh. 'Congress's' fault! But If not that then I don't know at all and were seriously fucked on who next to blame.
Not Cheney's fault. He has had a change of heart.
What YouTube video caused this?
Here is some more related humor...
http://redflagnews.com/headlines/redflag-exclusive-president-obama-was-i...
AP
This is a developing story. It will be updated when new information is discovered...May 21, 2013
by J.R. Elliott
Two sources close to the inner circle of the Obama White House have communicated exclusively to RedFlag News that during the night of Benghazi, President Obama was 'incapacitated' due to 'staggering, inapt activities' between the hours of 1800 and 2300.
In light of the clear culture of intimidation by the Obama Administration, our sources are not in any position to come forward; however, they made clear that if the White House Press Corps and other journalist organizations would aggressively pursue all their 'available contacts within the POTUS bubble', the 'most damaging story in American presidential history' will advance from those higher up who are itching to blow the whistle.
We implore all journalists and members of Congress with 'non-political' career contacts inside the White House to dig deeper for the real story of what Obama was, or was not, doing the night of September 11, 2012.
What a total disinformation story if I've ever seen one.
First off the guy hates the alternative press with a passion.
http://www.wnd.com/2013/04/obama-hates-internet-news-media/
If his people were leaking info you think they would allow redflagnews to use them as a source for the story especially with how extreme the control freak is with cracking down on whistleblowers. This is an Obama approved piece of fiction being leaked to the alt press to start the process of throwing Hillary under the bus. Looks like old Ben Rhoades is putting his fiction degree to work again, first Benghazi talking points alterations then this. Must be getting ready for a post White House career as a comedy writer for Jimmy Fallon. Even I can write more believable fiction that is really unintentional comedy than this and I don't have a masters in fiction from NYU like this second rate hack. What is more pathetic and Mr. Rhoades should know this is the White House visitors log is public record and anyone can go to the website and check it themselves.
Finally and shows what a second rate site redflagnews is they didn't even bother to remove the part that shows that the source of their 'EXCLUSIVE' is sourced from the Associated Press and is following their scripted styleguide to a tee. So much for an independent alternative news site. Looks like the AP and the Oreo had makeup sex in a bath house and are water carrying butt buddies again either that or Mr. Rhoades moonlights as a comedy writer for the AP.
What a fucking clown show this administration is. The entertainment will only get better as the paranoia ratchets up even more.
What is more funny is the fake tinfoil hat paranoia types are going to be pumping out the really looney shit to discredit the tea party types overtime over the next few weeks/months as the heat gets hotter. You know the usual the military is going to declare martial law, chemtrails, illuminati, the joos are the root of all evil, other really wacky shit and the sadder part is the overly paranoid types will just keep reposting this shit diluting the pool with propaganda piss not bothering to take 2 seconds to read the stuff first for content.
Everyone knows that is pedophilia night with lsd at the white house.
Obama and Carney were having a sleepover with one of the Corey's and McCauley Culkin.
He was probably tipsy from the Jesus Juice.
Avanti popolo!
Swerved to hit Deer in Headlights the night before.
If you think that is funny, check this out:
Porn and Banks: Drawing a Line on Loans
The issue seems to be reaching a boiling point, though. Earlier this week, Marc Greenberg, founder of the soft porn studio MRG Entertainment, filed suit against JPMorgan Chase in Los Angeles Superior Court, alleging the bank violated fair lending laws and its own policy for refusing to underwrite a loan for "moral reasons".
Greenberg says he was approached by a representative of the bank about refinancing an existing loan. But once he started the process, he says he saw repeated delays for four months. That's when he said he reached out to a JPMorgan vice president for an explanation.
The vice president "was evasive in his response to plaintiff's application status requests and finally informed plaintiff during a telephone conversation that plaintiff's loan application was refused due to 'moral reasons,' because of JPMorgan's disapproval of plaintiff's former source of income and occupation as an owner of a television production company that produced television programs that dealt with the subject of human sexuality," the complaint reads.
Greenberg's attorneys claim they were told by the vice president that the application was denied because of the Greenberg's attorneys claim they were told by the vice president that the application was denied because of the potential "reputational risk" to the firm.
http://www.cnbc.com/id/100746445 ">http://www.cnbc.com/id/100746445
Don't you have to have a reputation before you can risk it? And who is doing the banking for all that drug money?
A f'ing community organizer for el prezidente - gimme a BIG break............
. . . witha fake SSN number, draft card and birth certificate and sealed records. Just shows you what a political party machine can do with a passive (at best) MSM.
Too bad he wasn't in it and the water about 10 feet deeper.
Was it full of bullet holes before it went in, or did they add those for the MSM/insurance?
http://ia600502.us.archive.org/9/items/OfficialTrascriptsOfTheObamaTreas...
I used to drive a pilot car like that.
Thats so true and honest even if its fake .. epic
PEAK central planning?
Goes to show,
just because you were a community activist,
and a liberal law professor,
or even a former (do nothing) senator,
doesn't mean you know where you're going and we should give you the wheel.
hey everyone, blame the blue version of the same shit!
that pic is racist... the truck is as black as Obunga's black ass. rev. Al??? Call out the welfare pukes... tonight we break windows.
Is that a government owned pilot car? If so, is it legal for government owned vehicles to have political advertisements on them?
The sticker is a gift from Photoshop, of course. Still funny so I'll play along...
In an interview, the driver declared, "I am just as angry as everyone else. But I can tell you that I had no evidence of water until I had already crossed the bridge. I was well past the 'Watch for Flooding' sign, and the boats had long passed by. It wasn't until the water was rushing in the open car window that I had ANY indication of a river."
I hope we are so lucky.
We all know Obunga thinks he can walk on water. I guess he thought he could drive on water to.
Here's another one.....
After talks with Mexico's President, Enrique Peña Nieto, and as the White House Press Corps looks on, President Obama attempts to return to the United States by driving across the Rio Grande River in the government's latest demonstration of how they will address the issue of illegal immigration.
In other news, the Democratic Party has established new 'Get Out The Vote' voter registration offices in the border towns of Zapata, TX and Douglas, AZ.
http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-pn-top-irs-official-fifth-amendm...
5th Amendment: The only one left.
This will calm the waters, right?
Bath House will be taking it next, after Eric.
What did Potus say about looking back?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLJo-UozC4w
"Those who forget history are condemned to repeat it."
IRS following close behind, there are conservatives and Libritarians to steal from across the river!
Banzaii, is this your doing?
Pretty sure he could not have resisted a Debt Bro head looking back out of the drivers window.
That would go viral!
Need to photoshop the DNC logo on a garbage truck.
Obowel Movement IRS Official to take the FIFTH!
Is that the transparency, or the Hoax and Chains?
It's a good start. An opportunity for us to pour some salt in the wounds and let them fester for awhile.
The delusional marxist, Hussein Obama, was just trying to get all of this out and on the table, before the 2014 elections. Looks like he may get that and then some.
The driver was an IRS agent using an Obama endorsed GPS System.
Just have Banzai put this on the bumper with the debt bro looking out of the beer window.
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.conservativecommune.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/obama-forward.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.conservativecommune.com/2012/05/forward-or-why-obama-may-want-to-rethink-using-this-slogan/&h=343&w=625&sz=44&tbnid=K7gJqHLc_KCtbM:&tbnh=90&tbnw=164&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dobama%2Bmove%2Bforward%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=obama+move+forward&usg=__hzwZRkIKd3m6ay3_ZXpGNA7gAsk=&docid=tDoNdMb4bcMTdM&sa=X&ei=EtGbUbPaKNKz4APSwoGwDQ&ved=0CFkQ9QEwCQ&dur=2423
Priceless!
Thomas Jefferson, in "Notes on the State of Virginia", documented the seriously delusional nature of many of the mulattoes that he had encountered.
"Do we really want the same party in charge that drove our economy into a ditch?"
-Barry Soetoro circa 2008
my fallow amerigans
fall low me
to oblivion
in piece
in war
for freedomes
free blow jobs and reach arounds one cums all.
did i mention haarp distraction
did i mention more bad false flag plays at least one a week.
until you forget the new watergates.
sleep now
ben gazi was just a bad dream
sleep now bitches
The peak-up is the stock market disguised to make it look like some vehicle that any old fool would follow and a lot of any old fools are following the stock market to its eventual, ineluctable, inevitable downward direction and decline ending in the drink, no less.
You can see it coming for a country mile. It won't be photoshopped, but your lyin' eyes won't believe what it sees.
And the water is still rising.
Wonder where the photographer found that 2007 Obama sign?
Amazing how a crappy photoshop job can amuse the fucktards here...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncSuleunml8