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Easy Come, Easy Go - Equities Turn Red
There appears to be only three words that matter any more and they all begin with the letter 'T' - Tepper, Tuesdays, and Tapering. It seems today, the apparent start of Bernanke's gentle communication policy that he might possibly maybe one day will remove the punchbowl is being modestly priced out of stocks. The S&P and Nasdaq are now down 1% from post-Bernanke 'Moar' euphoria.
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I'm guessing Kuroda-san is taking dilligent notes, and replacing all instances of "higher" with "lower", and all instances of "less" with "more".
http://nipponmarketblog.wordpress.com/
So I gotta question for all you smart guys and gals....
Why are hedge funds so gloriously under-performing the S&P 500 so far this year... by about 10%age points, on average?
I mean, they got access to all the cheap money and aren't stuck in any one particular asset class and are the smartest fuckers in the room.
So what gives, eh?
When you act and talk as if you're God, then people expect God like returns.
Whazzamattah?
BTFD
Well said.
Somebody just hang this fuckstick Bernanke and put us out of our misery
Relax, the answer you seek can be found below, sovereign debt must increase, less the ponzi implodes.
http://www.marketwatch.com/investing/bond/10_year
"buy on the rumor" (that was me pumping up everything as SA last night) "sell on the fact" (and here i am today talking about treasuries.) the magician is making you focus on the "item" and not what he's up to again. so it appears "he made all the money disappear" when in fact it's all their safe and sound. "these people are sharks"...you and i are not. unlike some who just wanna watch what certain people are up to these trading pros are really getting the hard data (in the case of SAC apparently to much so) and acting before you and i even walk out the door. now what's the bet on the close. i got my 25 cents from Chandler and that other guy who i don't know.
It is what it is, no POMO on Friday, front-running the idiocracy remains the only game in town for the liuttle guys...
It's sickening how apparent it has become that the world is hanging on to every word these clowns are uttering on a daily basis.
Who are they and why should we care? If we went back to sound money, none of this bullshit would bother us one bit.
They are killing us slowly with their parasitic life styles. I don't give a fuck about them anymore than I give a fuck about a North Korean dictator or Islamofascists killing each other over fucking texts, fables and fairy tales from the 7th century.
They can all rot in hell. The sooner the earth is purged from all this scum, the sooner can we go on with a progressive culture and spend our time alot more effectively.
"Islamo-Fascist?" I picture Mussolini in a turban, munching on a samosa. Seriously, "Islamo-Fascist" is a Western media-propagated un-word.
I know it is. Don't care what we call them. Freakin' idiots who kill each other over how they interpret a fairy tale.
From one fairy tale to another. The book of Jews is a fairy tale. Then there's the book of Christians and the book of Muslims. All freakin' idiots for standing still and holding on to fairy tales, visions and dreams from thousands or hundreds of years ago. Same for the other groups as well.
It's easy to deceive people. So fucking easy.
I have to say that I agree with you. Religion is a tool, like GWOT or Agenda 21. I like to think that humanity is reaching the saturation point for Big Lies.
Right, because we all know once the BernanQE is gone no one will take his place to do the same x100.
The solution is easy: Rename Wednesday "Tuesday." Thursday too. And Friday. Hell, make every day a Tuesday. The algos will go apeshit and Dow BAZILLION!
No... Moar?! But.. Please, sir. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZrgxHvNNUc
Still have FOMC minutes to re-ignite the T-bull engine.
memorial day coming up. the guys that own the algos are firing up the helicoptors and heading for the hamptons. for a market that is supposed to go up on "NEWS," good or bad, this is not a good sign.
Manipulators waited for the day of Ben's testimony in Congress to rally the markets. The vermin are selling into perceived strength to the greater fool.
SAME AS IT EVER WAS.
Nobody in their right mind is buying this fucking market and that's why it's failing AND falling.
I bailed this morning. Will revisit next week when I'm on vacation.
thanks for the shout out earlier parkave flasher. Trap bitches.
and 30 seconds after i write this it's buy the fkin trap?
Oil wasn't joining the up move earlier. That was a clue. Biggest commodity and most relevant bar none.
Oil = $ = global economy
My "gtf outta gold, CNBC is screaming it's gonna BLOW!" buddy keeps IM'ing me. He rotated three quarters of million dollars through the markets over his iPhone today to make around $6,000 before 10am. He now wonders whether or not to jump back in.
This is a fella who recently shot a hole in his left hand when he held his pistol (in which he always keeps a round chambered) in his right hand and wondered how tight the trigger might be.
Not that I'm Aesop over here...
Shakedown for anyone who tried to get cute a be long today. We rally hard into the close and end the day is my guess.
Wait til the boys get back from 2-martinis-and-a-hooker lunch to reignite the rocket.
What is going on!?!
I can't tell what's what, who said what, if there's tapering or not, which market will react to which statement... WTF!
The real fun starts once 1660 is breached on a close to the downside.
close to it
@walkure
Damn I'm good. Let's break it baby! No break, and up we go....
seems obvious that is their "Maginot Line" for the time being
good call
Say it's ain't so Benny, say it ain't so!
Red light ES means stop selling and BUY MOAR!
BUY THE DIP BEFORE THE 330 RIP.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/10074029/Shootings-and-machete-attack-in-south-east-London-live.html
FOR ALL YOU ISRAEL HATERS
SEE WHAT WE ARE DEALING WITH
fuckers
cue the worlds smallest violin....
Then get Zionist troops out of Palestine, Afghanistan, Iraq, etc you dumb fuck
I would like them out of our State Department and Congress
this is more interesting
http://www.jpost.com/National-News/At-least-4-dead-in-ongoing-Beersheba-...
something like chickens are back home and roosting or so ... almost "biblical"
But at least the 10Y yield is now up to 2.04%, so we've got that going for us...
OH NOOOOOOOO MISTER BILL!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k78TVkbrHHM
Do I see R R R R R R R REDDDDD!!!????
The HORROR!! The HORROR!
POMO!!! ASAP!
Nice big fat POMO tomorrow. Bulls really do not need to worry about today's dip. It is a BUY-
POMO will fail tomorrow. A new paradigm has begun.
Wish I had 10 bucks every time I'd heard that in the last 12 months!
I'm guessing the ten year and the "strong dollar" is starting to weigh on what's left of the market. BTFD before the algos adjust.
Caffeine jitters...go long. Our just head to the junk cart and grab a donut. Market closes up.
When just about every other comment on ZH is BTFD it must be a top. Never seen it here.
I am a BEAR. But this dip is a clear BTFD. Look at the POMO amount for tomorrow.
the POMO pump will work...until it doesn't...and then...oh my...
remember, the function of the market is not to continually rise but rather to separate you from your money. when everyone is sure of something, it's time to step away.
Funny, I thought the whole point of a market was to facilitate price discovery. I mean, otherwise the consumer should just barter with the producer directly and CUT OUT THE FUCKING MIDDLEMAN. Stupid fucks.
Markets? Discovery? Next you'll be asking for ... (scoff) RULE OF LAW!!
bwahahahahahahaha
sell-off seems to be accelerating now...i hope it lasts...
but draghi said 3 times the crisis is over before lowering the rates to .5%
everything will be alright, right? youth unemployment of 55% in spain is not important to the economy. right?
AND SO IT BEGINS
S&P500 hourly - nothing but up for the last 30 days.
http://bullandbearmash.com/chart/sp500-hourly-remains-well-above-channel...
If this is the top, this drop should accelerate over the next few days - hang onto those "worthless" puts.
Let East Coast bang, Let West Coast bang.
Obama executive order: Make every day Bull Tuesday! Make everyday Tuesday!
gold looking test 1350 soon. if that breaks, it could take a pretty nasty drop.
Would be consistent with FOFOA's stream of events. Hoping for sub $1K, and idiots that will sell phys to me at that price.
Buy SPY 167 W calls while they are on sale. Expire tomorrow, low time decay, maximum bull leverage for BTFDers.
Thank you very much for that great advice, but I spent my available money last Friday on 2X bearish ETF's. So far, it's looking good...
TOP IS IN
DWTS is over. Finale yesterday! That's it!
Psy performed. Best part of the show because he's just milking it for what it's worth and doesn't bullshit. The guy is ruthless and funny at the same time.
Yup, top is in! I'm totally convinced.
http://flic.kr/p/enJ7Cs
Also, we want a shrubbery.
You know how some commenters seem not to see where "/sarc" could fit, and act as if it can't be real if it isn't right in their faces?
You ever wonder if the BernanQE shoves the market vertical up or down for the same reason as those who don't write /sarc because they shouldn't have to?
I take exeption to the title of this post "Easy Come, Easy Go", these markets have cost a lot of people a lot of squeezed out short positions.