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Only In America: Anthony Weiner Announces NYC Mayor Candidacy On YouTube
We would have been perfectly happy to report this as Humpday Humor, but unfortunately, and only in America, can a disgraced former Congressman, the very appropriately named Anothony Weiner, announce his candidacy for NYC Mayor via YouTube in all too serious news.
What is perhaps most disturbing is that, "a Quinnipiac University poll also released on Wednesday found Weiner in second place with 15 percent of the vote, trailing City Council Speaker Christine Quinn by ten points. The poll also found that nearly half of city voters say Weiner should not enter the race for mayor, while 38 percent of voters want to see him run." That is a 38% of the population that wants nothing more than bread and ever more circues, and if possible, to let it all burn all around them.
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He at least will stand up for women
Very revealing comment.
if i had to bet ... i will say he will win ... if for some reason not this time, i dont think we have heard the last of him ...
His campaign manager is Marion Barry.
haha, awesome. Long hookers and blow!
His ability to be frank and stiff with competition are Weiner's utmost qualities...
Despite the fact that he's a walking punchline, he can't be worse than that cunt BloomTurd.
It matters not in NYC that the Weiner is lewd, as long as it hangs left...
I feel better knowing there's a little Weiner inside each one of us.
That fucking idiot sent graphic pictures to an unknown person who could have been anyone from a 55 year old truck driver to a Chinese intelligence officer, and now he asks NYC to trust him? And a lot of people, maybe enough to elect him, will.
while his wife with pregnant with child...Real class act.
Like his mentor Bill Clinton:
First he does it to his wife, followed by random females. Then he does it to the rest of us.
What part of "progressive" isn't clear to you?
Weiner
Cum
Choom.
Yeah and most people thought Obama couldn't be worse than Carter
Good point. With Weiner, you also get the Muslim Sisterhood.
I have to admit, that Weiner's got balls.
What I find so amusing is that his name should be pronounced "Winer" or "Viner"; you think he would pronounce his own name correctly. Why anyone would call themselver "weener" is beyond me.
And for the record everyone, the sausage is spelled w-I-E-ner, not weiner.
Freudian, isn't it?
Ich bin nicht ein weiner
It's FHRANK EN STEEN!
Frank 'n Beans
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzRuKnb2uuY
Don't get caught out like Weiner :)
this should be good for a 12 point spurt in the SPX today
maybe bloomy will change the term limit time.....again..
and if not, where is he going to end up?.....on the oblooma healthcare mandatorty diet and exercise program.....
Damn, beat me to it Free Frank. Well done, sir.
I heard he was a finalist for the Ron Jeremy Award. So, if i had to bet ... i will say he will win ... if for some reason not this time, i dont think we have heard the last of him ..
So you're saying that Weiner will keep popping up?
Yeah, he's kinda prickly
That's what Huma said.
He just likes his chances in this erection...I mean, election
All women get a backstage pass for campaign. No age limit.
Just when you think it can't get any creeper......it does.
Little Tony Weiner -- Big Delusions of Grandeur
Hypocrisy? Surprise? http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/17/nyregion/weiners-wife-huma-abedin-failed-to-disclose-consulting-work-done-while-a-state-dept-aide.html?_r=0
"weiner's wife" looks like a convenient cover story for hitlary clinton's traveling girlfriend...
"Worked in a personal capacity for Mrs. Clinton"
I think you are spot on. But I do still feel bad for Ms Abedin! Possibly the most horrific job in Washington!
Weiner pervert presser... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Er_W_Ebyvao
Were you fully erect? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNkQXtUeRcc
He's a long shot, but I expect Weiner to rise up for the challenge, be firm in the face of his opponents, and thrill New York City voters like no one else can.
He's a dick. Wait till he really starts pushing to be mayor.
FORWARD SOVIET!
The 38% who want to see him run, want to see him run butt naked.
He's going to run on a true platform of transparency.
New York will get the Govt they deserve: Let's see, vote for the D!ck already in office or go with a different Weiner ("Any way you look at this, you lose" -- "Mrs Robinson", Simon & Garfunckle)
His campaign song.......
Oh, I'd love to see an Oscar Mayor Weiner
If only he could act...
Short gold.
Long Weiner!
I would be sad if my Weiner only had a 38% approval rating.
Let's just hope he does not tweet pix of Huma going down on Hillary.
Any pictures?
no mention about his other pics? or how this embarassed Ms Clinton's aide? (which imo is silly, personal sex affairs are private, imho)
Especially when you tweet photos.
Via the daily news
Spitzer is jealous......
The thirst for power is never satiated.
He will win the erection.
Kim Jong, is that you?
hahaha
Is he in front or running behind?
I wish I were a kosher beefy weiner...
then everyone would be in love with me.
WTF not? NY mayors have been pricks - none larger than Bloomberg whose unconstitutional stop and frisk policy has 1800 New Yorkers stopped and frisked everyday since 2002.
nobody complaining about smoking bans in Central Park etc.?
From the pictures I've seen, Weiner and Bloomberg are the same height, and Anthony is much taller than both of them.
Its not like he could get a real job in the REAL world.
Stick a fork in him already, he's done!
Now that's HOT!
Now that's HOT!
Its amazing that disgraced politicians cant find a real job other than being a career politician....
He should do Cialis commercials...or be a spokesman for Hebrew National Hot Dogs....
but he doesn't answer to a higher authority, he is a satanic fuck
There's always Goldman. If he applies himself he could make partner and they might rename the firm "Weiner & Sachs"
"Goldman Weiner Sachs" flows nicely. All the overweight BBQs (redundant?) would be all over that.
gordo seems his wife, top aid to H clinton, was taking $$ while working at state from a private co. not that there is anything wrong with it, other than the written law.
I'm not familiar with the written US law on this... you mean the generally assumed "normal" career of "revolving doors" is actually... illegal?
gordo in the comedy we call politics here in USSA, one should have the good grace to wait a decent interval after leaving office before accepting private money for service rendered. she took it while in office along with the weiner, although she is exempt as she is a leftist, woman, muslim, bisexual, muslim did I say muslem arab money channel to hillary.
Revolving doors are perfectly legal. It's just not kosher to take money from both at once...ie. before the door has actually revolved. Errr, apparently....
What is this "law" thing you guys keep talking about?
Is it something that existed 100 years ago, or what?
It is not used today is it?
Besides, one of Obama's minions, Dan Pfeiffer, recently said that the law is not relevant.
He looks like a long shot.
What do the poles say?
Is the Democratic Party or the Gay Community standing behind him?
"Better a witty fool, than a foolish wit!" -- W. Shakespeare
Well they better not be standing in front of him...who knows what could happen.
"In congress I spent a shit ton of money, and fucked some high class hookers".
That's what Huma said.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVDN8yR3ig0
Oh, I wish I was an Oscar Mayer weiner...videos to be posted later.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNddW2xmZp8
No matter which way you look at this, some D!ck is gonna be mayor (or perhaps the chick will win)
I'd rather see his wife as mayor. She's pretty hot and apparently loves the Weiner.
She's Hillary's squeeze.
Hey New Yorkers: If you vote for this guy you are a fucking idiot.
If thats your point he will win in a landslide....
my coworker has allready put up her Weiner for Mayor bumper sticker on her door, this is scaring the shit out of me.
If she wants to see Weiner in office, I say you show it to her.
na she would yenta to her friends
Don't they already have a weiner for mayor?
No, just a Dick.
I'm sorry but since ZH has an educational mandate: Your jokes are orthographically incorrect!
Here in Europe the little sausage is spelled Wiener (after the capital of Austria), see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vienna_sausage
Wait, is this true? Then how do you spell Boehner?
Elections are obviously rigged. That the amazing talking Weiner can run like this is proof positive.
The Mets? The guy couldn't even get that right. He just alienated more than half the city with that. I can't wait for the edits.
He'll blame any errors on a hacker.
What is the big deal? We have Diaper Dan in Loosezeeana, ScottdeMort in Floriduh, Don't Cry for Me, Argentina in South Christiana. He's just one of the boyz.
Sad part is that he would be an upgrade over Bloomberg.......
Hey, Everybody Loves a Weiner.
Nobody got the "we have a Weiner" yet?
Wouldn't be the first time a 'dick' became mayor of NY. You can predict the sock puppet humor that will ensue ...
I'm surprised he didn't announce this on twitter
That would be logical.
Studies have shown Twitter users consider themselves "sexier" and "better in bed" than FaceBook users and other social media users.
I wonder if Twitter will contribute to his campaign?
I have to agree with Jesse Jackson Sr (who has been awfully quiet the last few years, what does he have on Obama?) that NYC is "Hymietown"
Uh - more like what does Obama have on Jesse Jackson Sr to keep him so quiet? A guy who can't restrain himself from trying to be in the limelight. We already know about JJ Jr. going to jail for using $750K of campaign money for his Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson memorabilia fetish and fur capes, so it must be something else. Something VERY compelling to keep the Rainbow Coalition man so quiet.
simple -- like son, like father (x2+).
of course, the Chitown Krew has all the dirt to keep JJ's lips zipped.
He will have he Hebrew, Moslem, and Gay vote in NYC. He will win.
I heard that Amerikans love cUmbacks.
America loves second acts for humiliated politicians; Rangel and the SC guy come to mind. These jokers are probably jerking off to porn instead of making public spectacles of themselves.....
Mmm, maybe then I can have dick pics from a U.S. representative *and* big city mayor! Hot! Poweful men are such a turn-on!
After electing Bloomie three times NYC deserves a Weiner.
He is so FUCKING UGLY....
Schumer's long lost son.
These scumbags can't make in the real world so they keep coming back to the public service trough.
I hate what this guy believes, but for some reason have an affinity for him. I hope he wins. At least we'd get entertained for a while to come.
Self absorbed psychopaths everywhere.
I can't condemn this amoral jackass. But I can condemn the thoughtless idiots, the Sheeple, who unquestionably vote jack-asses like this into office. Yeah -- he has money. He has backing. But the Sheeple are like Raven. Go for the shiney object.
But all you Sheeple out there -- do you want change? True change? Then at the grass-roots, support a candidate that has values. Become an instrument of change. And if your candidate wins, but fails to deliver, vote the SOB out of office and start again.
The 80% of you idiots out there buy into the system. Your worse than Sheep. Sheep have brains, albeit, small ones -- but you have none. Wake the fuck up.
So your solution to a corrupt system is to elect better people into this corrupt system?
I would be a bit more careful about the adjectives you toss out describing other people.
pods
What was it that George W. Bush said? It was something like the following...
The Constitution? That's just a goddamn peice of paper!
I do not believe for one second that you get "representation" at a voting booth.
Lets send virgins to reform the whore house!
Let me know how that works out.
Only in THIS America.
Of course I could care less who he is showing his dick to. I only care that he fucking thought he had a chance to lie his way out it.
For that Fuck Weiner !!
weener! weeeeener!
That's what Huma said.
I heard that Weiner made a deal with Oscar Meyer to campaign in the "Weiner Mobile"....
Late in the 18th century, there were only 3 million people in all the colonies. Nevertheless, we had Washington, Franklin, Jefferson, Madison, Monroe, Hamilton, Hancock, two Adams and a host of other real thinkers and leaders.
Today, with 100 times as many people, we have office-holders and office-seekers who are unqualified, unaccomplished, narcissistic, mendacious clowns demonstrably lacking in moral and ethical character.
What we have are traitors to the constitution who hold their allegiance to the city of London(Rothschild) They must be removed from office!
“An officer who acts in violation of the United States Constitution ceases to represent the
government. “ Brookfield Const. Co., Inc. v. Stuart, 234 F. Supp. 94, 99 (1964)
“All officers, including judges, are liable if they act wholly outside of their jurisdiction of official
authority, even where the act is a discretionary one. The officer is then regarded as not acting in
the capacity of an officer at all.” Robichaud v. Ronan, 361 F.2d 533 (9th Cir., 1965)
“When a government agent acts in an unconstitutional manner, he becomes liable for money
damages. “ Bivens v. Six Unknown Agents, 403 U.S. 388 (1970)
Cohens v. Virginia, 19 US (6 Wheat) 264, 404, 5 L.Ed 257 (1821): “When a judge acts where he or she does not have jurisdiction to act, the judge is engaged in an act or acts of treason.”
U S v. LEE, 106 U.S. 196 (1882)
No man in this country is so high that he is above the law. No officer of the law may set that law at defiance with impunity. All the officers of the government, from the highest to the lowest, are creatures of the law and are bound to obey it.
Republican Congressional leaders filed into the Oval Office to meet with President George W. Bush and talk about renewing the controversial USA Patriot Act. "Stop throwing the Constitution in my face," Bush screamed back. "It's just a goddamned piece of paper!"
Late in the 18th century there was no fluoride in the drinking water. Nor was there an education system designed by an avowed atheist and Communist apologist, John Dewey. (http://ariwatch.com/VS/JD/ImpressionsOfSovietRussia.htm)
Maybe the fluoride has rotted peoples' brains. Or maybe it's the educational system. What difference does it make, as long as we can be diverted by Dancing With the American Idles?
The US, as exemplified by the Constitution and its amendments, is toast.
It is just wishful thinking to believe anybody that is picked by the elites to sit as mayor will be on the side of the People. It will only be by appearance and nothing else. Everything is theater to make you believe something that is not true.
And the Weiner is officially IN!!
I want to see pictures of all the other candidates genitals before I make my decision on who to vote for.
+100 :)
Would you still feel that way if Hillary ran for mayor?
Can you unsay that...I almost lost my breakfast.
In the 18nth century you were supposed to have some skin in the game to vote. Landowners.
Now, it isn't surpisign that Paul votes himself some money from Peter. It's only logical.
Only logical that the mass of voters are idiots. Makes it easier to rob them in the open. They can't even do basic arithmetic.
I see voting as potentially landing me on jury duty. Screw that.
Basic addition isn't that hard. Subtraction, on the other hand, is tougher. At least that's what Zero said the other day. http://washington.cbslocal.com/2013/05/17/obama-consoles-students-after-failing-to-answer-math-problem/
As for worrying about jury duty, don't. Just walk in wearing a big button that says "Hang'em High!". And no, that wasn't a reference to the Weiner.
I think you should have to pay taxes to vote. If you are a net recipient you're only likely to vote yourself more.
Anthony Weiner Announces NYC Mayor Candidacy On YouTubeSteak
"the essential act of the Administration is to use conscious deception while retaining the firmness of purpose that goes with complete honesty." GO 1984
Look at the bright side...
You KNOW this guy won't try to shut down the internet.
It's Mr. Creepy's playground.
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article30620.htm
Anti-American claptrap apparently is your preference. Well, I suppose it has a few valid points, but they're mostly the periods at the ends of sentences. Beyond that, it's awfully one-sided. America isn't perfect. Mankind isn't perfect. So what?
For instance: did the Europeans that came to America and displaced the prior inhabitants do anything that hadn't been done all over the world for thousands of years already? When the Goths swept westward across Europe they didn't put up with criticism, as America now does.
"If I am elected, there will be tubesteak in every home!"
I wonder how long it will take before someone intersperses some of his previously produced..ahem...media, with that commercial and posts that somewhere?
3...2...1...
A pervert whose wife is the daughter of a Muslim Brotherhood couple. Sounds like the perfect liberal candidate to me.
New Your City is like the restroom at the bar, where "all the pricks hang out." But then again I'm a 46-year Red Sox fan so I am just a little prejudiced. If anybody deserves a Weiner it is NYC. Keep him outta wherever I am.
Oscar Mayer would not endorse this weiner.
Buddy Cianci started a trend...basically politics have become reality TV and so we all want the Omoradas and Kardashians with the hope for some titillating viewing...nothing more.
I will call him "schnozz" from now on.