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IRS' Lois Lerner Put On Involuntary Paid Vacation

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The IRS' Lois Lerner may not be the most proficient when it comes to hiding years of alleged conservative group persecution, or subsequently pleading the fifth and avoiding self-incrimination in what she dubs is a perfectly legal misunderstanding even as she makes on the record statements defending her innocence, but when it comes to being put on "involuntary" paid leave, she shows private sector efficiency and results. According to Bloomberg, "Lerner is being replaced on an acting basis, the IRS said today. Lerner has been placed on paid administrative leave, said a Democratic aide who was informed of the decision. The move wasn’t voluntary, the aide said." So whereas taxes paid by conservatives were being used to fund her witchhunt of other conservatives, going forward the government worker, who oddly enough is being replaced "despite having done nothing wrong", will be paid to do nothing. Sound like a hole in one mission accomplished for this administration.

And who will be replacing Lerner?

The IRS announced that Ken Corbin, a deputy director in another division of the tax agency that processes individual and business returns, will be acting director of exempt organizations.

 

Corbin, who has been at the IRS since 1986, is a “proven leader during challenging times,” acting commissioner Danny Werfel wrote in a message to employees today.

 

“He has strong management experience inside the IRS handling a wide range of processing issues and compliance topics as well as taxpayer service areas,” Werfel wrote. “Combined with his track record of leading large work groups, these skills make him an ideal choice to help lead the Exempt Organizations area through this difficult period.”

 

Werfel became acting commissioner yesterday, assigned by President Barack Obama and Treasury Secretary Jacob J. Lew to come up with a strategy for improving the agency within 30 days.

So... they are shutting the IRS down?

As for Wefel, we hope he at least knows how to plead the fifth correctly in 2-4 years if/when he too is called to testify before Congress for auditing everyone who made over $100,000, or whatever passes for the definition of an "unfair fat cat" at a time when total US debt will be $22 trillion, when the Fed has been discredited, when rates are soaring, and when the USSA government has to commission the NSA to look deep inside every savings account - offshore and domestic - just to find whose money it will need to confiscate to pay its own apparatchiks first and foremost?

 


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Thu, 05/23/2013 - 18:59 | Link to Comment dlfield
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Pack your shit...

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 19:14 | Link to Comment Pinto Currency
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Read pg. 23 of 26 of this .pdf

The 16th Amendment of the Constitution was never ratified.

http://whatreallyhappened.com/WRHARTICLES/SullivanVUSA.pdf

SULLIVAN v USA - March 21, 2003

United States District Court for the Eastern District of North Carolina

 

They may put the entire IRS on indefinite unpaid leave.

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 19:33 | Link to Comment jbvtme
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it would be nice to know her preferred airline...

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 19:50 | Link to Comment negative rates
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I plead the 5th and a half on the grounds that what I say may incriminate you. 

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 20:03 | Link to Comment Precious
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Full salary, full benefits and full cooperation... with the Department of Whitewash.

 

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 20:08 | Link to Comment imaginalis
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Would anyone be surprised if she doesn't return from that vacation?

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 22:04 | Link to Comment franzpick
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Whether its paid administrative leave from a cop to an IRS division chief, or annual corporate (read: bank) bonuses during loss years, to million $ retirement packages, its nothing more than hush money to keep those previously involved in or knowledgeable of wrongdoing from incriminating former associates still administering the illegal practices.

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 23:32 | Link to Comment jeff montanye
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that sounds about right.  

the ghost of richard nixon might well ask, given the back to back reelections of george bush and barack obama, "why did i have to resign under the threat of impeachment?"  

though i did notice neither of the last two presidents made the readers digest list of the top 100 most trusted in the united states.

Fri, 05/24/2013 - 00:26 | Link to Comment mofreedom
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she's a fellow traveler...just for sow.

 

edit:  sorry, did my mispelling offend the muslim, bib jannet?

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 21:28 | Link to Comment Larry Dallas
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Any vetrans out there with pancreatic cancer willing to do a temp job here....?

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 20:59 | Link to Comment sgorem
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i think the bitch, i'm sorry, ms. lerner, should have asked for a fifth, maybe say, George Dickell.  instead, the bitch, i'm sorry, ms. loiner, pleaded for the fifth. just sayin................

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 21:30 | Link to Comment g speed
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The concensess of the parties in Sullivan V USA is that if you do it (crime or anything unlawfull long enough it's ok to keep on doing it because it's the new law-( example the 16th )-- so much for any law and I think all citizens should under stand that any adherance to the Constitution by this gov't is arbritrary. In other words every man can be a law unto himself. All it takes is force and it's all moral. The rule of law is dead and thats being proven every day by TPTB. your life is in jepordy.  I'm suggesting you all act accordingly.

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 22:13 | Link to Comment Ident 7777 economy
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Crap from whatreallyhappened.com is crap from conspiracy central.

INFOTRASH to be specific. Place is run by Michael Rivero, a big time conspiracy theorist and general overall nutball.

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 22:38 | Link to Comment sun tzu
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Are you saying that court case never happened?

Fri, 05/24/2013 - 01:25 | Link to Comment Pinto Currency
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Ident 7

When you say "conspiracy" do you mean like rigging of the gold market or rigging of Libor or falsification of the Gulf of Tonkin incident?

Here is another reference on Sullivan:

http://www.ram-v-irs.com/blog_wp/irs/2009/sullivan-v-usa-and-the-16th-amendment/

Fri, 05/24/2013 - 07:57 | Link to Comment overmedicatedun...
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so often when obvious .gov crimes are exposed as in this clear example at the IRS, a commentor or two on ZH posts the public keeps electing these pols..if you are able to think and connect dots, it is obvious fact that our voting system is made to be rigged ..a voting "machine" that has no ability by design to provide a record of your vote once the vote button was pushed or a vote tally system done in Spain by a billionaire owned co. would be enough for anyone who has basic logic and a above room temp IQ.

the elevation of J mccain from dead last to leading in GOP primary or the assination of R Paul's efforts recently show us the elected are selected in a well oiled process.  Deal with that.

Fri, 05/24/2013 - 00:59 | Link to Comment All Risk No Reward
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The Fed is an international banking cartel fraud.  So is government.

Debt Money Tyranny - you've been punked...  Now you can see exacrtly how...  "moiney" is a covert societal asset stripping mechanism.

http://www.keepandshare.com/doc/4768883/debtmoneytyranny-6-1-pdf-60k?tr=77

Renaissance 2.0 - Financial Empire - Full Length - Damon Vrabel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96c2wXcNA7A

How to be a Crook

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oHbwdNcHbc

The international banking cartel's Trojan Horse Fed's Crime Sprre in all its graphical glory...

http://www.keepandshare.com/doc/3324744/wmdebt-graph-3-79k?tr=77

Hoard the cash, proclaim self TBTF&Uail (like royalty of the past), bust the system, take everyone's chit, hyperinflate to balance the books, write the history books, wash, rinse, repeat...  the chumptocracy won't catch on.

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 19:18 | Link to Comment salvadordaly
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pack yor shit.... Oh and where do you want your forthcoming checks mailed? Oh annnnnd tou are on double secret probation!!! Now get out!

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 20:04 | Link to Comment Precious
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P.O. Box Tel Aviv.

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 19:23 | Link to Comment azzhatter
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Paid leave- in other words a dream job for me

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 22:34 | Link to Comment Al Gorerhythm
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At least now she will have time to plant a front yard garden.

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 19:31 | Link to Comment wee-weed up
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The Obama Admin will see to it she is taken very good care of for the rest of her life.

And in other news... Obama has ordered Holder to investigate... Holder!

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 20:54 | Link to Comment El Oregonian
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The way the peons around him drop like flies [or stuck to his face] I'm not sure I'd be looking for his version of "Retirement" either above or below the ground.

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 19:00 | Link to Comment PacOps
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Surprise, surprise, surprise.

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 19:22 | Link to Comment nmewn
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Just a reminder to all IRS thugs lurking on ZH...

11.3.1.6.1 (03-07-2008) Criminal Penalties Under IRC § 7213

1.IRC § 7213 makes the willful unauthorized disclosure of a return or return information a felony punishable by a fine of up to $5,000, or imprisonment of not more than 5 years, or both, together with the costs of prosecution. Upon conviction, officers or employees of the United States will also be dismissed from office or discharged from employment.

Note: IRC § 7213 also covers willful disclosures of software source code data protected by IRC § 7612.

Are we there yet? ;-)

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 19:32 | Link to Comment drdolittle
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Maybe if we had rule of law. These pricks are so brazen.

Oh well, beautiful day, last day of school here. Stuff's gonna come and go, I still plan on rockin it out for another 30-40 years

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 19:37 | Link to Comment Never One Roach
Thu, 05/23/2013 - 19:39 | Link to Comment nmewn
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Exactly my point, we either have the rule of law or we don't. Either way is fine with me at this point...but the dual system is going to stop.

Where is Corzine these days? ;-)

Furthermore, Lerner was up to her statist/Gestapo little eyeblls in all this...

“One thing is clear: this correspondence shows [Lerner’s] direct involvement in the scheme,” wrote Jay Sekulow, chief counsel for the ACLJ. “Further, sending a letter from the top person in the IRS Exempt Organization division to a small Tea Party group also underscores the intimidation used in this targeting ploy.”

The letters coincide with former IRS commissioner Douglas Shulman’s March 2012 testimony before Congress, in which he said there was “absolutely no targeting” of conservative groups at the agency. Months later, an internal IRS investigation concluded that the agency had engaged in such targeting. Obama-administration officials have insisted the targeting stopped in May 2012, although a number of ACLJ clients have received similar requests for information from the IRS within the past year, according to chief counsel Jay Sekulow."

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/349212/%5Btitle-raw%5D

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 20:08 | Link to Comment Chupacabra-322
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Exactly my point, we either have the rule of law or we don't.

In case you haven't noticed. We don't. We are now a land of lawlessness and men.

Bengazi
Fast & Furoius
911 Inside Job
Torture
Rendition
Drone Assassination of American Citizens without due process
NDAA
Ilegal Wire Tapping
Illegal Wars of Aggresion
Arming, funding and training of terrorist groups
CIA drug running and laundering money through the TBTFB
MF Global
LIBOR

Any questions?

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 20:10 | Link to Comment Precious
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Fucking George Bush motherfucker.

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 20:40 | Link to Comment nmewn
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You forgot a few...

Lawful GM secured bond holders.

BAC's Lewis late night call from Paulson to take one for "the team" and his first fiduciary responsibilities.

Hallowing out a bill passed by the House and inserting the entirety of ObamaCare Law into it.

Like I said, we're either going to have the rule of law or democracy...the tyranny of the majority...I'm fine either way.

I'll just deal with the majority on my terms.

Fri, 05/24/2013 - 23:27 | Link to Comment All Risk No Reward
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Jefferson County water project bribe where the politicians went to jail...  but nobody at JP Morgan, the bribers in this case, was ever charged.

JP Morgan was the back end of Bernie Madoff's $50,000 million Ponzi scheme...  but nobody there was charged.

Wachovia laundered up to $378 billion in drug money, leased the drug running planes, and the money was never even reported recovered (although they have to know exactly where it is) and nobody gets charged with a crime.  The whistleblower was fired - does that count?  NO!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/apr/03/us-bank-mexico-drug-gangs

HSBC laundered drug money and funneled money to terrorists (on behalf of the international banking cartel that finances the terrorists - and our governments!) and nobody gets charged.

And on and on and on...

The criminality is at an insane level.

Note that this isn't Obama going after the right wing, rather, this is the international banking cartel going after people who aren't completely brain dead when it comes to the power structure.

How to be a Crook

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oHbwdNcHbc

Renaissance 2.0 - Financial Empire - Full Length - Damon Vrabel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96c2wXcNA7A

Debt Money Fraud - you've been pwned...  literally!

http://www.keepandshare.com/doc/4768883/debtmoneytyranny-6-1-pdf-60k?tr=...

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 20:37 | Link to Comment drdolittle
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Corzine's looking for the lost accounts.

JK, Corzine's up to no good somewhere. He's really a thumb in the eye to the ole indepdendent investor. WTF you gonna do? Im corzinga biatch

And, no questions. I'm afraid to question anything anymore. I'm sure I'm as prone to a drone as the next guy. After all, I support free thinking and speach and those are enemies. (see DOJ going after reporters parents phone records). no real judge would support such a warrant.

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 21:04 | Link to Comment nmewn
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"Corzine's looking for the lost accounts."

No doubt to pilfer...lol.

I don't worry about you and I being droned, we're not "high value targets" and there are millions of us ;-)

Fri, 05/24/2013 - 00:29 | Link to Comment mofreedom
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lawlessness begets lawlessness.

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 22:42 | Link to Comment sun tzu
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Good luck getting Eric Dick Holder to prosecute any government thugs who support Mein Obama

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 19:01 | Link to Comment Nihilarian
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Involuntary vacation -- right out of the Keynesian stimulus play book!

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 19:00 | Link to Comment B2u
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She wasn't fired?  Ok.  Give her a bucket, mop and some trash bags.

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 19:13 | Link to Comment Cdad
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In other news, Eric Holder's investigation of Eric Holder's media spying scandal is coming along nicely, said Eric Holder durinig a press conference.

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 19:50 | Link to Comment quasimodo
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LOL, thanks for the chuckle. The Mrs. is laying on the couch recovering from last round of chemo and she actually laughed, nice to hear her laugh. Cheers! 

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 22:43 | Link to Comment sun tzu
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Best of wishes to the both of you. Cento Anni

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 21:56 | Link to Comment Go Tribe
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Surreal.

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 19:01 | Link to Comment Major Major Major
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"Werfel became acting commissioner yesterday, assigned by President Barack Obama and Treasury Secretary Jacob J. Lew to come up with a strategy for improving the agency within 30 days."

 

Improve the IRS in 30 days?  LOL.  The only way to do that would be to shut the fucker down.  The IRS is no longer needed anyway... we are now capable of relying solely on printing currency to pay our bills.

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 19:04 | Link to Comment freewolf7
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A sacrificial lamb will not appease us.

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 19:10 | Link to Comment Cdad
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...unless it comes with mint jelly.

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 19:12 | Link to Comment WonderDawg
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Beautiful.

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 19:25 | Link to Comment azzhatter
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Why do we have taxes? Is Bernanke short of ink?

 

Fuck You Bukkake Bernanke

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 19:44 | Link to Comment Cdad
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Why do we have taxes?  Well, obviously...to fund the singularity, of course.  Without the singularity, we would all be contrary and confused and such...rather than united, as we are, by the...

BUY ON THE DIP MENTALITY

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 19:02 | Link to Comment A Lunatic
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Any public official who pleads the fifth should be immediately terminated with zero benefits.

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 19:09 | Link to Comment infinity8
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You have my vote.

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 19:12 | Link to Comment Nue
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Terminated then fired across the Potomac River with a cannon.

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 20:51 | Link to Comment blueRidgeBoy
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honestly, I really thought that was already a rule.  I know I read/heard that somewhere...

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 19:05 | Link to Comment Nue
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Ohhh snap one more screw up and she might get on (GASP) Double Secret Probation.

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 19:11 | Link to Comment Seasmoke
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Fire her on Jew lie 5th

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 19:08 | Link to Comment Northeaster
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WAY off topic, but I have to note, the Bruins v. Rangers are on CNBC! LMAO! What ratings?

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 19:12 | Link to Comment q99x2
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Hey I didn't lie and my work was never questioned. Can't they pay me instead.

They should have said, "You lied bitch so we are giving your pay and vacation to q99x2."

I mean that sounds more just than giving her the money.

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 19:10 | Link to Comment buzzsaw99
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paid vacation, that's gotta hurt

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 19:18 | Link to Comment Cdad
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Indeed....and I think that is why the federal government threw in a complimentary day at the spa, to work out those kinks in her back from doing the hard work of suppressing political speech.

Hearing that tomorrow she is off to the salon for hair and nails, and later hooking up with her girlfriends for a tofu luncheon.  

 

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 19:24 | Link to Comment A Lunatic
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Then it's off to botox, for those nasty stretchmarks on her mouth............

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 19:11 | Link to Comment eatthebanksters
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"true leader in challenging times"...he's good soldier for us and won't role over; he'll take one for the team so go fuck yourselves.  I can't wait till they prove that slimeball Jacob Lew was lying under oath and that he told his boss everything...wonder how this country would react to its first black president getting tossed from office for corruption?  I'd really like to see Axelrod and Jarrett get what's coming to them.  Maybe Jarrett will strap one on and give Axelrod what he has always wanted from Barry...This shit just makes me sick, and I don't give a shit what party they are in, they're bad people!

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 21:09 | Link to Comment PoliticalRefuge...
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Maybe Jarrett will strap one on and give Axelrod what he has always wanted from Barry..

kind of like that clown fucking a chicken joke...

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 19:14 | Link to Comment Tipo anónimo
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Just like they do to the military ahem... cops when they shoot someone.  Sorry .mil - you don't shoot the civvvies. My bad. Unless you're a drone operator, then you suck, treason and such. Yeah.

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 19:17 | Link to Comment infinity8
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I wanna throw up some witty, pissed off commentary here but, I'd just end up swearing a lot.

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 19:19 | Link to Comment Cdad
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Fuck it, dude...let's go bowling.

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 19:27 | Link to Comment infinity8
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Rage against the machine. Go find it yourself on youtube.

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 20:33 | Link to Comment monad
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I saw The Dude yesterday driving this ride: http://californiastreets.blogspot.com/2010/03/daly-city-street-sighting-...

Only his unobtanium was polished like glass. I know what my next asset is going to be. 

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 19:17 | Link to Comment surf0766
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She will have the last laugh.

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 19:20 | Link to Comment bankonzhongguo
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Cunt.

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 19:25 | Link to Comment Cdad
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Hey, let's not be gettin' all gender biased on the bitch now...

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 20:13 | Link to Comment Precious
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She even fails the MILF test.

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 19:23 | Link to Comment 22winmag
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Involunatary paid vacation for this bitch hog? Isn't that kinda like the Fort Hood shooter getting $287,000 in salary while sitting on his prayer rug in jail and enjoying 3 hot meals per day?

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 19:28 | Link to Comment Cdad
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Well, we must allow for the fact that mass murder is a very specialized skill, and qualified candidates are hard to come by.  

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 20:33 | Link to Comment short screwed
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Please tell me your kidding. 

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 20:41 | Link to Comment Bastiat
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 Read the same thing this morning.

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 21:04 | Link to Comment post turtle saver
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fires lawyers, is going to represent himself in court... another circus, here we go again

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 19:25 | Link to Comment Dareconomics
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We all should get government jobs.  Screw ups are actually beneficial resulting in paid vacations.

 

http://dareconomics.wordpress.com/2013/05/23/around-the-globe-05-23-2013/

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 19:26 | Link to Comment EclecticParrot
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"Shameful behavior, little Missy -- I was going to send you to bed without your supper, but that's too good for you, so instead you don't have to come to work anymore, and like it or not I'm still gonna pay you.  Shhhsh, don't argue, I don't want to hear another peep out of you -- I've made my decision!"

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 19:28 | Link to Comment Bay of Pigs
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"So whereas taxes paid by conservatives were being used to fund her witchhunt of other conservatives, going forward the government worker, who oddly enough is being replaced "despite having done nothing wrong", will be paid to do nothing".

That is fucked up on a whole bunch of different levels...

 

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 19:32 | Link to Comment dolph9
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Bitch avoided the gangbang and gets free money instead, your money.

Keep working for this bitch, bitchez!

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 19:43 | Link to Comment monad
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http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/congressman-worries-about-chilling-e...

 

"Let me tell you what I'm really concerned about. In addition to all the other things that I've said. I'm concerned that all of this may have a chilling effect on (IRS) employees. Where they say you know, when normally we would look at certain criteria fairly, not targeting anyone but say uh-oh, I'm worried because I'd better let this go. Lets say we're talking about audits. I'm afraid that I might get called in because I didn't do things properly." - Rep Elijah Cummings D MD

I guess what Cummings is concerned about is a chilling effect on his cut of 'bonuses' his circle of Hell gets from the IRS. Not one dime of IRS collections goes to run the US government. The IRS does give 'bonuses' to federal employees. They all share the loot; remember Boehner giving checks on the House floor? Cummings isn't concerned about the crimes against Citizens of the 50 States by the criminal, unconstitutional IRS, otherwise he'd shut that foreign theft ring down. This is espionage, and the exec extended USAPATRIOT Act. So, how many distinguished frauds will finish their terms in Gitmo?

Confessions of an IRS agent

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 19:44 | Link to Comment monad
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oh, and BENGHAZI

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 19:35 | Link to Comment whoopsing
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If this is'nt a big FU to congress, I don't know what is.

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 19:38 | Link to Comment Pairadimes
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So, if I have this right, she was being paid by the administration to fuck things up before, and because she is now being paid NOT to fuck things up, this is considered a step in the right direction.

We are so screwed.

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 19:47 | Link to Comment monad
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Not as screwed as her. Next, Lois "commits suicide".

Obama death list +1

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 20:39 | Link to Comment drdolittle
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If I were her I'd stay away from helicopters

Fri, 05/24/2013 - 08:19 | Link to Comment Chaos_Theory
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Those days are over.  Now it's "Breitbart'ed."  Make sure the morgue doesn't investigate those micro-injection sites in between her toes.

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 19:39 | Link to Comment The Alarmist
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What punishment ... kind of like being taken off the eastern front to recoup in france before getting sent into italy, whatever that might translate into.  She's one of the elite of the democrat elites, so she is set for life.

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 19:40 | Link to Comment Peter Pan
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While you are at it Mr President, how about a plan to improve the eonomy in 30 days?

Why 30 days, when you can improve things within 30 minutes by sending 80% of all government employees on paid leave.

Mr President, with ll respect to your office, you have proven to be a bigger disappointment than even Bush Junior and to achieve that you really have slithered to new lows.

WIth your gift of the gab you could have made an exceptional litigation lawyer and tht way at least your slipperiness could have at least been condoned.

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 19:44 | Link to Comment paint it red ca...
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It begs one to ask, " Just what is proper compensation for a Tool of Fascism ?"

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 19:48 | Link to Comment ersatzteil
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If only it was the same retirement plan given to Ghaddafi, bin Ladden, Hussein...

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 19:52 | Link to Comment The Alarmist
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You get to go run Fannie or Freddie and pocket tens of millions of dollars before you come back through the revolving door in the next Clinton administration.

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 19:45 | Link to Comment filament
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So all I have to do is lie?  I thought I had to cut a limb off or something.......

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 19:45 | Link to Comment ersatzteil
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I'll snap some pictures if I see her in Ensanada this weekend, ironically home to dozens of Americans hiding from the IRS.

Ha! She would get it worse than a uniformed soldier in London.

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 19:52 | Link to Comment FishHockers
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I hope she gets the CLAP, scumbag bitch

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 19:52 | Link to Comment QQQBall
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and her bonus(es)?

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 19:58 | Link to Comment Yancey Ward
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I am guessing Goldman Sachs can find a nice cushy position to keep her ass silent.

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 20:03 | Link to Comment Silverhog
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Interesting, when I grew up. There was a whore house one street over called "The Bay of Pigs" She does looks kind of familiar.

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 20:00 | Link to Comment Moomah
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Would someone please put me on involuntary paid leave?! I promise not to volunteer. Anyone?

 

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 20:04 | Link to Comment GubbermintWorker
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I demand equal treatment!

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 20:19 | Link to Comment Joebloinvestor
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They are trying to figure out what to do if she decides to:

1. Take the fall.

If she does, for credability sake someone from the WH will have to go with her as she didn't act alone.

2. Don't take the fall and blow the whistle.

Watch the smear campaign start.

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 20:27 | Link to Comment bigrooster
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Obama can you put yourself on administrative leave for the next 4 years? 

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 20:28 | Link to Comment Dre4dwolf
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Next election, i am voting for the vigilante party, a party with balls and a sense of conviction and justice.

 

Fuck this clown horse shit, republicans and democrats are complete garbage one party does nothing, the other party does everything wrong.

Fuck um both.

 

 

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 20:36 | Link to Comment Bastiat
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She better decline if invited to go for a ride in any FBI helicopters.

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 21:03 | Link to Comment Fix It Again Timmy
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Big gov't and central banking equals financial cyanide for the 99% - our founding fathers had the solution for this immoral combination - death....

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 21:10 | Link to Comment Fix It Again Timmy
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Paid leave, a Sybian, tube of lube and free electricity.....at taxpayers' expense - of course....

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 21:26 | Link to Comment PoliticalRefuge...
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Yeah about the helicopter ride, lots of unaccounted shoulder mounted missiles still in the wind.

If she deliberately blew the fifth out her ass so as to be forced to testify because she knows the White House is going to throw her to the wolves, then she realizes she is one of the best links they have to "the lightbringer" and his involvement it looks like she might be deciding if she want's to survive this or not or even if it's possible- very tricky stuff cutting deals with either stripe of fed..

It's probably not a comforting thought for her I imagine.

.."The government consists of a gang of men exactly like you and me. They have, taking one with another, no special talent for the business of government; they have only a talent for getting and holding office. Their principal device to that end is to search out groups who pant and pine for something they can't get and to promise to give it to them. Nine times out of ten that promise is worth nothing. The tenth time is made good by looting A to satisfy B. In other words, government is a broker in pillage, and every election is sort of an advance auction sale of stolen goods." H.L. Mencken.

 

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 21:42 | Link to Comment egoist
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Thu, 05/23/2013 - 22:12 | Link to Comment BullyBearish
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Come on guys...Schulman, Miller, Lerner, all under Lew...this is not your country's IRS...it is the bag man for the Bankers

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 22:31 | Link to Comment Downtoolong
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Lerner has been placed on paid administrative leave…..will be paid to do nothing.

Well, in fairness she may still have to spend a little more time answering questions before a Congressional committee or two. And let’s not forget that book deal she’s sure to have coming her way now. Those things don’t write themselves you know.

Fri, 05/24/2013 - 08:39 | Link to Comment Chaos_Theory
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Or...she'll become part of a larger play. 

Imagine, some disgruntled TP patsy (also an NRA member) just so happens to be in the exact place and time she is vulnerable to a lethal handgun shot to the head (and he of course gunned down by the valiant FBI prior to his capture and interogation).  Her horrendous murder to this TP/NRA extremist will pave the way for the ultimate trifecta...justifying IRS scrutiny of the extremist TP, justifying new Exectutive Orders for a major gun-grab, and setting off a firestorm as several TPs and gun-owners fight back, thus further justifying the DHS to go weapons-hot with those 2-billion JHP .40s...

Game over.

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 22:36 | Link to Comment StarTedStackin'
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Both Parties are the same.....Busch did the xact same things, Busch's quantitative easings using Bernake were just as bad....both parties are the same,,,,,,trust the mainstream media on this........

Thu, 05/23/2013 - 23:04 | Link to Comment tony bonn
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the nazi bitch is guilty as sin...anyone who believes the claptrap that the bitch invoked the fifth amendment because she was innocent is a fucktard.....those poor kids that the onazi thugs gunned down with 10,000 men in boston couldn't even claim miranda rights until the shooting was over.....and this bitch is treated like royalty with paid administrative leave.....the sad shame is that she is taking the hit, though once this has blown over next week she will be back in her nazi job.

Fri, 05/24/2013 - 00:05 | Link to Comment kchrisc
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Question is: will she still be one paid "leave" when the guillotine catches up with her?!

Fri, 05/24/2013 - 12:58 | Link to Comment PubliusTacitus
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I have a better solution for this institutional arrogant cunt.

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