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If erection lasts more that 4 hours, please consult a physician -- or short ES.
NO Abe. You won an election in Japan.
We are in a Puetz eclipse crash window: http://thespiritoftruth.blogspot.com/2013/05/puetz-eclipse-crash-window-...
google trends ''short squeeze''
google trends ''physical shortage''
So, how many of those searchers realize that the Fed's only exit is into the black hole?
Well played, bro, well played. Nominated for post of the day.
BitCoin Last price:$131.74900
I guess the BTFDer's win again.
It has to kiss yesterday's close to be valid. There should be no gaps on the way down.
Fed Exit is like a gigantic erect penis leaving a sodomized anus with no lube.
I would rather it be a flower penis in my anus, but Ben isn't giving me a choice. pic.twitter.com/17t62b8KUU
"DON'T TAPER ME BRO!!!"
Seriously, let's get this over with and move to a normal interest rate regime. Fuck it. Deal the cards already.
If that actually happened, the US Federal government would either collapse or cut spending by a big enough amount to trigger riots, and TPTB can't have that.
It'll happen anyway, but it won't be by choice.
Man......the sheep eat up the baffle them with bullshit Ben remarks and pre-release FOMC remarks of associated monkeys.
Buy on the ramp mentality.
I wonder if Maria thinks I should buy the dip.
It's not over until Maria cries on live TV.
I'd really like to see that.
get the clam dip
"its the only game in town"
You can check out but you can never leave....
why yes, yes you can......
"You can't go! All the plants are gonna die!"
Can't wait for the "exit is good for the market" spin.
I can't wait to see an actual exit. Won't hold me breath waiting for it happen, as I believe they certainly cannot exit without a bukaki explosion of fiat collapse on their face. Or.....maybe Benny is indeed the great magician this world has ever seen.
An exit will be by default and in no way else.
Been there done that. Tepper, last week.
If you have CNBS\Bloomberg on you can hear that 100 times a day.
"Can't wait for the "exit is good for the market" spin."
You missed Teper on CNBC?
The chart shows what the fed wants. People actually think they can exit.
No problem for U.S. markets though, just the usual 'upsie daisy'!
This data is only from the Bearded One's terminal
Hilarious. I wonder if Bernanke is getting yesterday's "Google Search Report" (or is that TPS report?), on his desk every morning?
Dow just went green a few minutes ago..
another perfect v- shaped retracement almost point by point....
that is all...
of to buy some Shiny......shit is truly fucked up
tepper tapered turd truly troubled today
Bernank is just demonstrating a FOMC tailslide maneuver.
did u guys forget, markets closed monday, which means what? next trading day is tuesday. which means what? btdf, 19 for 19 on tuesdays.
it does not matter what happens over in europe and asia during the weekend, u.s markets must be green tuesday regardless of what happens.
anyone know what the pomo is for tuesday?
The same it is everyday, Pinky. 2.5 billilon dollars.
....closer to $10bln daily :
FED = $85bln
BOJ = $75bln
BOE = $20bln
Corporate = $50bln
How does Fed exit.. they are the biggest idiot in the room... In the turncoat Buffet speak They are the Patsy!
A little divergence between USD.JPY vs ES, ummmmm?
That chart looks like the notorious global warming 'Hockey Stick'. Makes one wonder what is missing off the left margin.
Incrementalism. It will slowly eat us.
Funniest no-comment chart on ZH in like... EVER. Funny how it looks like so many other "hockey stick" graphs I've seen around here. LOL. Fire Angel
I figure the end game is to turn the FED into the "bad bank", hold the American Taxpayer responsible for it, then move on to setting up their new, global, fiat scam.
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