Explaining This Week’s Market Jitters In One Chart

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(h/t F.F. Wiley of Cyniconomics blog)

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dracos_ghost's picture

If erection lasts more that 4 hours, please consult a physician -- or short ES.

B2u's picture

NO Abe.  You won an election in Japan. 

Cursive's picture


Well played, bro, well played.  Nominated for post of the day.

q99x2's picture

BitCoin Last price:$131.74900

Ness.'s picture

I guess the BTFDer's win again.

Cursive's picture


It has to kiss yesterday's close to be valid.  There should be no gaps on the way down.

slaughterer's picture

Fed Exit is like a gigantic erect penis leaving a sodomized anus with no lube. 

Dr. Richard Head's picture

I would rather it be a flower penis in my anus, but Ben isn't giving me a choice.

Jim in MN's picture



Seriously, let's get this over with and move to a normal interest rate regime.  Fuck it.  Deal the cards already.

seek's picture

If that actually happened, the US Federal government would either collapse or cut spending by a big enough amount to trigger riots, and TPTB can't have that.

It'll happen anyway, but it won't be by choice.

Dr. Richard Head's picture

Man......the sheep eat up the baffle them with bullshit Ben remarks and pre-release FOMC remarks of associated monkeys.

Cdad's picture

Buy on the ramp mentality.

Dr. Engali's picture

I wonder if Maria thinks I should buy the dip.

Boondocker's picture

You can check out but you can never leave....

jerry_theking_lawler's picture

why yes, yes you can......


Gold Bitchezzz!

Silver Bitchezzz!

IridiumRebel's picture

"You can't go! All the plants are gonna die!"


slaughterer's picture

Can't wait for the "exit is good for the market" spin.

Dr. Richard Head's picture

I can't wait to see an actual exit.  Won't hold me breath waiting for it happen, as I believe they certainly cannot exit without a bukaki explosion of fiat collapse on their face.  Or.....maybe Benny is indeed the great magician this world has ever seen.

IridiumRebel's picture

An exit will be by default and in no way else. 

Cursive's picture


Been there done that.  Tepper, last week.

vote_libertarian_party's picture

If you have CNBS\Bloomberg on you can hear that 100 times a day.



fonzannoon's picture

"Can't wait for the "exit is good for the market" spin."

You missed Teper on CNBC?

The chart shows what the fed wants. People actually think they can exit.

SheepDog-One's picture

No problem for U.S. markets though, just the usual 'upsie daisy'!

GolfHatesMe's picture

This data is only from the Bearded One's terminal

NipponMarketBlog's picture



Hilarious. I wonder if Bernanke is getting yesterday's "Google Search Report" (or is that TPS report?), on his desk every morning?



Kaiser Sousa's picture

Dow just went green a few minutes ago..

another perfect v- shaped retracement almost point by point....

that is all...

of to buy some Shiny......shit is truly fucked up

Frank N. Beans's picture

tepper tapered turd truly troubled today

Atomizer's picture

Bernank is just demonstrating a FOMC tailslide maneuver.

thismarketisrigged's picture



did u guys forget, markets closed monday, which means what? next trading day is tuesday. which means what?  btdf, 19 for 19 on tuesdays.


it does not matter what happens over in europe and asia during the weekend, u.s markets must be green tuesday regardless of what happens. 


anyone know what the pomo is for tuesday?

Jekyll_n_Hyde_Island's picture

The same it is everyday, Pinky.  2.5 billilon dollars.



rubearish10's picture

....closer to $10bln daily :

Monthly Injections

FED = $85bln

BOJ = $75bln

BOE = $20bln

Corporate = $50bln


DeficitAlchemist's picture

How does Fed exit.. they are the biggest idiot in the room... In the turncoat Buffet speak They are the Patsy!

rubearish10's picture

A little divergence between USD.JPY vs ES, ummmmm?

Mandel Bot's picture

That chart looks like the notorious global warming 'Hockey Stick'. Makes one wonder what is missing off the left margin.

Oldwood's picture

Incrementalism. It will slowly eat us.

Fire Angel's picture

Funniest no-comment chart on ZH in like... EVER. Funny how it looks like so many other "hockey stick" graphs I've seen around here. LOL. Fire Angel

Kobe Beef's picture

I figure the end game is to turn the FED into the "bad bank", hold the American Taxpayer responsible for it, then move on to setting up their new, global, fiat scam.