• Knave Dave
    05/23/2016 - 18:16
    This past Thursday marked the one-year anniversary of the US stock market’s death when stocks saw their last high. Market bulls have spent a year looking like the walking dead. They’ve...

Explaining This Week’s Market Jitters In One Chart

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Fri, 05/24/2013 - 13:11 | 3596267 dracos_ghost
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If erection lasts more that 4 hours, please consult a physician -- or short ES.

Fri, 05/24/2013 - 13:17 | 3596295 B2u
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NO Abe.  You won an election in Japan. 

Fri, 05/24/2013 - 13:36 | 3596348 Spirit Of Truth
Fri, 05/24/2013 - 14:56 | 3596625 NotApplicable
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So, how many of those searchers realize that the Fed's only exit is into the black hole?

Fri, 05/24/2013 - 13:18 | 3596299 Cursive
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Well played, bro, well played.  Nominated for post of the day.

Fri, 05/24/2013 - 13:12 | 3596275 q99x2
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BitCoin Last price:$131.74900

Fri, 05/24/2013 - 13:12 | 3596277 Ness.
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I guess the BTFDer's win again.

Fri, 05/24/2013 - 13:20 | 3596306 Cursive
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It has to kiss yesterday's close to be valid.  There should be no gaps on the way down.

Fri, 05/24/2013 - 13:13 | 3596280 slaughterer
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Fed Exit is like a gigantic erect penis leaving a sodomized anus with no lube. 

Fri, 05/24/2013 - 13:16 | 3596290 Dr. Richard Head
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I would rather it be a flower penis in my anus, but Ben isn't giving me a choice.

Fri, 05/24/2013 - 13:13 | 3596282 Jim in MN
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Seriously, let's get this over with and move to a normal interest rate regime.  Fuck it.  Deal the cards already.

Fri, 05/24/2013 - 13:20 | 3596307 seek
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If that actually happened, the US Federal government would either collapse or cut spending by a big enough amount to trigger riots, and TPTB can't have that.

It'll happen anyway, but it won't be by choice.

Fri, 05/24/2013 - 13:17 | 3596285 Dr. Richard Head
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Man......the sheep eat up the baffle them with bullshit Ben remarks and pre-release FOMC remarks of associated monkeys.

Fri, 05/24/2013 - 13:14 | 3596287 Cdad
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Buy on the ramp mentality.

Fri, 05/24/2013 - 13:14 | 3596288 Dr. Engali
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I wonder if Maria thinks I should buy the dip.

Fri, 05/24/2013 - 13:16 | 3596291 Richard Chesler
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It's not over until Maria cries on live TV.

Fri, 05/24/2013 - 13:21 | 3596313 IridiumRebel
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I'd really like to see that. 

Fri, 05/24/2013 - 13:25 | 3596323 Frank N. Beans
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get the clam dip

Fri, 05/24/2013 - 13:20 | 3596305 TheEdelman
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"its the only game in town"

Fri, 05/24/2013 - 13:17 | 3596292 Boondocker
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You can check out but you can never leave....

Fri, 05/24/2013 - 15:12 | 3596692 jerry_theking_lawler
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why yes, yes you can......


Gold Bitchezzz!

Silver Bitchezzz!

Fri, 05/24/2013 - 13:17 | 3596296 IridiumRebel
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"You can't go! All the plants are gonna die!"


Fri, 05/24/2013 - 13:18 | 3596300 slaughterer
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Can't wait for the "exit is good for the market" spin.

Fri, 05/24/2013 - 13:20 | 3596309 Dr. Richard Head
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I can't wait to see an actual exit.  Won't hold me breath waiting for it happen, as I believe they certainly cannot exit without a bukaki explosion of fiat collapse on their face.  Or.....maybe Benny is indeed the great magician this world has ever seen.

Fri, 05/24/2013 - 13:36 | 3596349 IridiumRebel
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An exit will be by default and in no way else. 

Fri, 05/24/2013 - 13:22 | 3596316 Cursive
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Been there done that.  Tepper, last week.

Fri, 05/24/2013 - 13:46 | 3596377 vote_libertaria...
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If you have CNBS\Bloomberg on you can hear that 100 times a day.



Fri, 05/24/2013 - 14:58 | 3596631 fonzannoon
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"Can't wait for the "exit is good for the market" spin."

You missed Teper on CNBC?

The chart shows what the fed wants. People actually think they can exit.

Fri, 05/24/2013 - 13:19 | 3596303 SheepDog-One
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No problem for U.S. markets though, just the usual 'upsie daisy'!

Fri, 05/24/2013 - 13:20 | 3596308 GolfHatesMe
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This data is only from the Bearded One's terminal

Fri, 05/24/2013 - 13:25 | 3596325 NipponMarketBlog
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Hilarious. I wonder if Bernanke is getting yesterday's "Google Search Report" (or is that TPS report?), on his desk every morning?



Fri, 05/24/2013 - 13:27 | 3596328 Kaiser Sousa
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Dow just went green a few minutes ago..

another perfect v- shaped retracement almost point by point....

that is all...

of to buy some Shiny......shit is truly fucked up

Fri, 05/24/2013 - 13:31 | 3596335 Frank N. Beans
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tepper tapered turd truly troubled today

Fri, 05/24/2013 - 13:43 | 3596364 Atomizer
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Bernank is just demonstrating a FOMC tailslide maneuver.

Fri, 05/24/2013 - 13:51 | 3596389 thismarketisrigged
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did u guys forget, markets closed monday, which means what? next trading day is tuesday. which means what?  btdf, 19 for 19 on tuesdays.


it does not matter what happens over in europe and asia during the weekend, u.s markets must be green tuesday regardless of what happens. 


anyone know what the pomo is for tuesday?

Fri, 05/24/2013 - 14:25 | 3596506 Jekyll_n_Hyde_Island
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The same it is everyday, Pinky.  2.5 billilon dollars.



Fri, 05/24/2013 - 14:36 | 3596553 rubearish10
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....closer to $10bln daily :

Monthly Injections

FED = $85bln

BOJ = $75bln

BOE = $20bln

Corporate = $50bln


Fri, 05/24/2013 - 14:07 | 3596438 DeficitAlchemist
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How does Fed exit.. they are the biggest idiot in the room... In the turncoat Buffet speak They are the Patsy!

Fri, 05/24/2013 - 14:41 | 3596574 rubearish10
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A little divergence between USD.JPY vs ES, ummmmm?

Fri, 05/24/2013 - 14:54 | 3596621 realtick
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great chart

Fri, 05/24/2013 - 16:08 | 3596868 Mandel Bot
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That chart looks like the notorious global warming 'Hockey Stick'. Makes one wonder what is missing off the left margin.

Fri, 05/24/2013 - 16:21 | 3596904 Oldwood
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Incrementalism. It will slowly eat us.

Sun, 05/26/2013 - 10:35 | 3599612 Fire Angel
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Funniest no-comment chart on ZH in like... EVER. Funny how it looks like so many other "hockey stick" graphs I've seen around here. LOL. Fire Angel

Sun, 05/26/2013 - 15:46 | 3600007 Kobe Beef
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I figure the end game is to turn the FED into the "bad bank", hold the American Taxpayer responsible for it, then move on to setting up their new, global, fiat scam.

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