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Presenting Ben Bernanke's Desktop - Redux
Just as Ben Bernanke's monetary easing program changes with the times (back then he believed it was the Stock that mattered, now it is Flow, but one thing is constant: always moar), so does his computer desktop. And while we know, tentatively, what his preferred computer space looked like three years ago, the times have changed. Behold Ben Bernanke's new and improved PC desktop...
(h/t @Not_Jim_Cramer)
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Bernanke is a sack of pus. And where is his money printing app?
take a closer look at the side bar...
Ah ok. Lol.
Check the login ID too haha
Check the login ID too haha...
What's that supposed to mean? Please indulge me.
Gutenberg made the first printing press (which led to printing of the Bible, increased literacy, and led to the Protestant Reformation - and eventually led to the Second Vatican Council which moved Catholic services from Latin to the native tongue of the Parish).
Green arrow for beating me to it.
Yea, yea. Gutenberg printed Bibles and changed the world. Revisionist history!
The REAL impact of the printing press was, wait for it........
PAMPHLETS! Flyers posted to bill boards, church doors, telephone poles. (Telephone poles?) Any way. Pro reformation. Anti reformation. Kill the Papists. Kill the heretics. It was the first mass media event to reach out to the people.
The second thing that made the Reformation happen. UNDERWEAR!
Yes, the recent prosperity allowed the masses to possess something they never had before. Linen underwear. Underwear eventuality becomes rags. Cheap rags shredded to make lots of paper.
The printing press is so simple the ancient Egyptians could have invented it. But why? Mass printing isn't possible with out cheap paper.
"Conduct surprise POMO"
hahaha priceless :)
"by the man who's name is in gray."
It's not for Steve Gutenberg?
I know! I was having a few chuckles but when I finally noticed the login ID my sides went in to orbit.
Oh his right handed tool... bar
MOAR PRINT!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deuC8GPr31A
you all laugh but are envious of is porn stash.
http://davidcollard.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/gown-motivational-poster...
Thinking the desktop needs to be brought into 21st century and make it a mobil device with a display of Apps.
He's not up to date on that stuff, obviously. Besides, you only need DOS to execute a PRINT command.
Bernanke reads Zero Hedge too?
That would imply Bernanke has a little good left in his soul...
You're mistaking narcissistic curiosity for "good".
There was a "Ben Bernanke" ZH user here awhile back who always took his side on everything...
maybe he finally could not withstand the barrage of truth... or he got the Tyler's axe for espousing blatant bullshit & multiple inexcusable lies.
Inflation hasn't forced him into Linux yet?
Linux is only for right wing radicals, doncha know. This board probably runs on Linux, for example (just guessing).
I for one fully support or monetary overlords. After all, we rabble must have someone to lead us.
Didn't see any hard control porn on those searches, so he's good to go.
He hasn't caught onto the cheesepopebux yet.
I'm surprised that they even have a "Help" menu.
You forgot his wallpaper http://i.imgur.com/QJTfwHE.png
Where is the yellow Post-it note that reminds Ben to say that "Gold is Tradition" when phoned up by a Bloomberg journalist?.... or maybe its on the screen-saver....
Google doesn't seem to go with the program !
Maybe they need an IRS audit...
At least he's got a Mac..
Yeah. Somebody said "We need more Jobs.".
nvm
Surprised Bitcoin wasn't in search results too.
Where's the porn?
"Surf SEC porn" in the tool bar at the top. LOL
"Fuck it - Select All" check box and action button "FUCK YEAH"
LOL!
Login ID: "Gutenberg"
ROFLMAO!
Well done.
Thank you.
Ben?
Hello HAL.
I've just picked up a fault in the QE-35 unit. Its going to go a hundred percent failure within 72 hours.
Yes, it's puzzling. I would recommend that you go outside and put the unit back in operation and let it fail. Its should then be a simple matter to track down the cause.
I don't think there is any question about it. It can only be attributed to human error. The 9001 series has a perfect operational record. This sort of thing has cropped up before and it has always been due to human error.
Brilliant!
Nice work. Honestly, this was my favorite desktop from 2010| ‘Fuck Yeah, I Rock’ still makes me laugh today…
Grooming teh beard :') while watching sec porn ... that package is pretty complete i'd guess from the interface layout he doesnt know how to macro, guess his mom makes 20k an hour from clicking the inks.
The desk top may change but the keyboard remains the same.
Hilarious x-D
Hilarious & brilliant finely combined. :>)
WB7, love the Gono Mode button, BTW. benocide, of all people on the planet, needs an omega key, though.
Christ. They have $1.2 T in MBS? Did they pay par for them? Yeah, I know. Dumb question.
Luv it....Tnx..