Presenting Ben Bernanke's Desktop - Redux

Tyler Durden's picture

Just as Ben Bernanke's monetary easing program changes with the times (back then he believed it was the Stock that mattered, now it is Flow, but one thing is constant: always moar), so does his computer desktop. And while we know, tentatively, what his preferred computer space looked like three years ago, the times have changed. Behold Ben Bernanke's new and improved PC desktop...

 

 

(h/t @Not_Jim_Cramer)

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lolmao500's picture

Bernanke is a sack of pus. And where is his money printing app?

achmachat's picture

take a closer look at the side bar...

Boxed Merlot's picture

Check the login ID too haha...

 

What's that supposed to mean?  Please indulge me.

ebworthen's picture

Gutenberg made the first printing press (which led to printing of the Bible, increased literacy, and led to the Protestant Reformation - and eventually led to the Second Vatican Council which moved Catholic services from Latin to the native tongue of the Parish).

Blano's picture

Green arrow for beating me to it.

Dead Canary's picture

Yea, yea. Gutenberg printed Bibles and changed the world. Revisionist history!

The REAL impact of the printing press was, wait for it........

PAMPHLETS! Flyers posted to bill boards, church doors, telephone poles. (Telephone poles?) Any way. Pro reformation. Anti reformation. Kill the Papists. Kill the heretics. It was the first mass media event to reach out to the people.

The second thing that made the Reformation happen. UNDERWEAR!

Yes, the recent prosperity allowed the masses to possess something they never had before. Linen underwear. Underwear eventuality becomes rags. Cheap rags shredded to make lots of  paper.

The printing press is so simple the ancient Egyptians could have invented it. But why? Mass printing isn't possible with out cheap paper.

WayBehind's picture

"Conduct surprise POMO"

hahaha priceless :)

disabledvet's picture

"by the man who's name is in gray."

DangerClams's picture

It's not for Steve Gutenberg?

Dudeskis's picture

I know! I was having a few chuckles but when I finally noticed the login ID my sides went in to orbit.

Racer's picture

Oh his right handed tool... bar

IamtheREALmario's picture

Thinking the desktop needs to be brought into 21st century and make it a mobil device with a display of Apps.

NoDebt's picture

He's not up to date on that stuff, obviously.  Besides, you only need DOS to execute a PRINT command.

Major Major Major's picture

Bernanke reads Zero Hedge too?

Frastric's picture

That would imply Bernanke has a little good left in his soul...

ebworthen's picture

You're mistaking narcissistic curiosity for "good".

wee-weed up's picture

There was a "Ben Bernanke" ZH user here awhile back who always took his side on everything...

maybe he finally could not withstand the barrage of truth... or he got the Tyler's axe for espousing blatant bullshit & multiple inexcusable lies.

azengrcat's picture

Inflation hasn't forced him into Linux yet?

NoDebt's picture

Linux is only for right wing radicals, doncha know.  This board probably runs on Linux, for example (just guessing).

Luxy's picture

I for one fully support or monetary overlords. After all, we rabble must have someone to lead us.

Rainman's picture

Didn't see any hard control porn on those searches, so he's good to go.

reTARD's picture

He hasn't caught onto the cheesepopebux yet.

reTARD's picture

I'm surprised that they even have a "Help" menu.

Cacete de Ouro's picture

Where is the yellow Post-it note that reminds Ben to say that "Gold is Tradition" when phoned up by a Bloomberg journalist?.... or maybe its on the screen-saver....

angel_of_joy's picture

Google doesn't seem to go with the program !

Maybe they need an IRS audit...

docmac324's picture

At least he's got a Mac..

 

mjcOH1's picture

Yeah.   Somebody said "We need more Jobs.".

Wannabee's picture

Surprised Bitcoin wasn't in search results too.

A is A's picture

"Surf SEC porn" in the tool bar at the top.  LOL

ebworthen's picture

"Fuck it - Select All" check box and action button "FUCK YEAH"

LOL!

Login ID: "Gutenberg"

ROFLMAO!

Well done.

Thank you.

monad's picture

Ben?

Hello HAL.

I've just picked up a fault in the QE-35 unit. Its going to go a hundred percent failure within 72 hours.

Yes, it's puzzling. I would recommend that you go outside and put the unit back in operation and let it fail. Its should then be a simple matter to track down the cause. 

I don't think there is any question about it. It can only be attributed to human error. The 9001 series has a perfect operational record. This sort of thing has cropped up before and it has always been due to human error.

Atomizer's picture

Nice work. Honestly, this was my favorite desktop from 2010| ‘Fuck Yeah, I Rock’ still makes me laugh today…

Marcuz Aurelius's picture

Grooming teh beard :') while watching sec porn ... that package is pretty complete i'd guess from the interface layout he doesnt know how to macro, guess his mom makes 20k an hour from clicking the inks.

williambanzai7's picture

The desk top may change but the keyboard remains the same.

HELICOPTER BEN'S CUSTOM BLOOMBERG KEYBOARD

zhandax's picture

WB7, love the Gono Mode button, BTW.  benocide, of all people on the planet, needs an omega key, though.

Freewheelin Franklin's picture

Christ. They have $1.2 T in MBS? Did they pay par for them? Yeah, I know. Dumb question.

Mesquite's picture

Luv it....Tnx..