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The "Damped Harmonic Oscillator" Algo Exorcism Of Fannie Mae

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Spot the difference - one of these charts is an algorthmically-controlled oscillation and the other is... hhmm
 
 
 
 
Happy "Trading"...
 

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Wed, 05/29/2013 - 20:34 | 3608978 reTARD
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Pretty computer-generated artwork.

Wed, 05/29/2013 - 20:38 | 3608987 Herd Redirectio...
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SKYNET!

Wed, 05/29/2013 - 20:42 | 3609000 Bizaro World
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That's just normal mom and pop investors discovering the true price of an asset.....oh, that can happen within milliseconds these day?...mom and pop must have upgraded to the latest iPad... /sarc

Wed, 05/29/2013 - 20:45 | 3609007 flacon
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Here's what it looked like on my platform:

http://img854.imageshack.us/img854/7977/fnma.png

 

 

Wed, 05/29/2013 - 20:47 | 3609018 ACP
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I'm surprised ZH didn't reference this older article:

http://www.zerohedge.com/article/story-berserk-nat-gas-algo-just-got-rea...

Same algo?

Wed, 05/29/2013 - 20:54 | 3609038 Herd Redirectio...
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Its like 'they' literally said "Take Fannie down to $2.90.  Make it look natural"

So the algo has to send the stock up first, to somehow make the 'action' more believable!   And to make sure no shorts with  a stop in place made any money, of course!

Wed, 05/29/2013 - 20:54 | 3609039 ParkAveFlasher
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Good show, Tylers!!!!!!  Looks like they are using simple waveform m3chanics such as one kind find in audio software. Zeee Germans?

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 08:45 | 3609939 El Viejo
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Every good engineer knows that too much Gain (Kp or P) causes an oscillation. For you musicians it's called feedback. The house never loses.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PID_controller

Gee I wonder if it's intentional? 

Wed, 05/29/2013 - 21:00 | 3609063 SafelyGraze
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looks like two separate algorithms

checking each other out

negotiating

 

Wed, 05/29/2013 - 21:09 | 3609081 ZerOhead
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It looks like the acoustic waves generated on an oscilliscope when a bell is rung.

GONNNNNNNNG....

I wonder who it's tolling for?...

Wed, 05/29/2013 - 21:17 | 3609104 juangrande
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Not to be prissy, but I think the term is dampened.

Wed, 05/29/2013 - 21:25 | 3609119 ACP
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Damped is a term used in physics; it's correct.

Wed, 05/29/2013 - 20:42 | 3609001 reTARD
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Orgasmic?

Wed, 05/29/2013 - 21:01 | 3609069 ZerOhead
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What's the matter with you boy... can't you read?

The answer is obviously 'UNDERDAMPED'... whatever that means...

Wed, 05/29/2013 - 21:04 | 3609078 reTARD
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Post-orgasmic, after climax?

Wed, 05/29/2013 - 21:10 | 3609084 ZerOhead
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Okay... that makes sense. Provided it was a quickie there may not be any dampness generated...henced UNDERDAMPED..

Wed, 05/29/2013 - 21:10 | 3609093 reTARD
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It sure was a quickie, LOL!

Wed, 05/29/2013 - 20:42 | 3609002 The Thunder Child
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Disengage internal dampeners

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 04:13 | 3609649 Wile-E-Coyote
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Looks like someone flicking a PID (proportional, Integral, Derivative) controller on and off until they got bored.

Wed, 05/29/2013 - 20:36 | 3608981 IndicaTive
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Damp it to hell.

Wed, 05/29/2013 - 20:40 | 3608992 PiltdownMan
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Interesting. Hadn't thought of it this way. Good job!

Wed, 05/29/2013 - 20:40 | 3608995 Seize Mars
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Damped harmonic oscillator. Fuck I just had a PTSD flashback to undergraduate days. Holy crap what a nightmare. Frankie Goes to Hollywood, and...Merlot. Ugh.

Wed, 05/29/2013 - 20:50 | 3609027 flacon
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Relax! Don't do it! 

Wed, 05/29/2013 - 22:28 | 3609250 DaddyO
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More like MD 20/20, Merlot was for the frat boys...

DaddyO

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 07:01 | 3609750 MsCreant
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Get with the times, butt chugging. Use the white bag, red stains.

You can't spell butt without UT...

Wed, 05/29/2013 - 20:50 | 3609030 thatthingcanfly
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Yeah. Holy Differential Equations Flashback, Batman!

Thought this investing stuff was supposed to be easy.

Wed, 05/29/2013 - 20:45 | 3609008 Seize Mars
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It's strange how things seem to be different when you're living in a dream.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0KGF8lg6Dc

Wed, 05/29/2013 - 21:03 | 3609075 Aurora Ex Machina
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Bleh, +1 on principle.

 

A junk for a music video? Barbarians.

Wed, 05/29/2013 - 20:51 | 3609033 Dr. Engali
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Nothing to see here. Just efficient markets at work. Move along. Move along.

Wed, 05/29/2013 - 20:56 | 3609049 dracos_ghost
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Nothing to see here. Just efficient markets at work.

loop:

Move along. Move along.

goto loop

 

There fixed it for ya.

Wed, 05/29/2013 - 22:32 | 3609257 DaddyO
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The military has HAARP

The ChairSatan has WAARP, guaranteed to oscillate far beyond the closing bell.

DaddyO

 

Wed, 05/29/2013 - 20:55 | 3609045 The Proletariat
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Hey look!  A sideways tornado....time to blame the weather

Wed, 05/29/2013 - 20:57 | 3609050 blindman
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talk about mud flaps my girl's got em'
( bottom volume )
.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qDgCmzh5ao
.
what?

Wed, 05/29/2013 - 21:06 | 3609082 ebworthen
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Aye - Queen:  "Fat Bottomed Girls you make the Rockin' World Go Round"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMnjF1O4eH0

Wed, 05/29/2013 - 21:33 | 3609138 blindman
Wed, 05/29/2013 - 20:59 | 3609061 ebworthen
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"Out Demon!!! OUT!!!"

Wed, 05/29/2013 - 21:04 | 3609077 1C3-N1N3
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y = x * sin x

as x approaches zero from the negative side

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 07:28 | 3609802 timbo_em
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I think it's more f(x) = x sin(1/x)

Wed, 05/29/2013 - 21:04 | 3609079 logicalman
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I think Chaos Theory is what we should be studying...

Chaos is coming.

Wed, 05/29/2013 - 21:08 | 3609086 pauhana
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You can't fool me.  The FNMA chart is the free market at work while the other chart is just some silly child doodling - make that diddling.

Wed, 05/29/2013 - 21:08 | 3609088 Big Ben
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The sound of a bell ringing is also a damped harmonic oscillation. Hmmm...

Wed, 05/29/2013 - 21:10 | 3609094 Wanton1
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One graph is for paper.

Other graph for physical.

Wed, 05/29/2013 - 21:12 | 3609097 ChaosEquilibrium
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A Beautiful Equilibrium!:)

 

That last Schrodinger millisecond of the sudden cardiac arrest!!  Are you alive or Dead?  I've been there.....you can hear and you know you are DEAD!:):)

Wed, 05/29/2013 - 21:25 | 3609116 Yen Cross
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     We yield Tyler. Please enlighten we meek ZHers. If I have to guess (A) would be my answer.

Wed, 05/29/2013 - 21:37 | 3609146 strangeglove
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Buy the Frickn Damp

Wed, 05/29/2013 - 21:46 | 3609159 Scisco
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It's all the Poles fault. They are always making things go wonky.

Wed, 05/29/2013 - 21:52 | 3609172 icanhasbailout
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The shit is about to go fractal

Wed, 05/29/2013 - 22:02 | 3609193 buzzsaw99
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the bernank damped his pants

Wed, 05/29/2013 - 22:08 | 3609207 Yen Cross
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  lol. That made my day buzz. You've been on the roll today. Did you eat your 'Wheaties' this morning?

Wed, 05/29/2013 - 22:34 | 3609259 Atomizer
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Some things never change. A spoof from Saturday, 4 October 2008.

Barney Frank Played Hide the Salami with Fannie Mae Lover; Still Blames GOP for Buggered Economy!

Wed, 05/29/2013 - 23:25 | 3609334 WallowaMountainMan
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long makers of oscillascopes

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 04:04 | 3609640 q99x2
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Last time I killed one of those I used a sledge hammer.

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 05:21 | 3609691 Headbanger
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THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH YOUR TELEVISION SET

WE WILL CONTROL THE HORIZONTAL

WE WILL CONTROL THE VERTICAL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CtjhWhw2I8

DO NOT WORRY

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 07:31 | 3609806 e-recep
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price control? unpossible!! i am shocked, i tell ya, shocked.

Thu, 06/13/2013 - 05:36 | 3653419 diogeneslaertius
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this is relevant to my interests

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