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American, British Citizens Killed In Syria

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First a big caveat: the following comes from CNN, the world's farce leader, so take it with a quarry of salt.

That said, CNN's household access is pervasive and when it comes to setting the social mood based on a news report, be it completely fabricated or not, the news organization is second to none. Which may be precisely why it is CNN that is reporting that in Syria - a place just itching for the proverbial match to be struck on a mountain of geopolitical gunpowder involving all the key actors: from the US, to Russia, Europe, China, and of course Israel, said match may have just been lit.

To wit: "Syrian state-run television reported Thursday that forces loyal to President Bashar al-Assad killed three Westerners, including an American woman and a British national, who they claim were fighting with the rebels and were found with weapons and maps of government military facilities."


Syrian TV identified the woman, releasing what it claimed were her Michigan driver's license and U.S. passport. It also released what is said was the name and passport of a British citizen. It did not identify the third Westerner.


The TV report claimed the three were also found with a flag of the al-Nusra Front, an al Qaeda-linked group.


The United States is aware of the claim that an American was killed and is working through the Czech Republic mission in Syria to obtain more information, a State Department official, speaking on condition of anonymity, told CNN.


Citing privacy considerations, "we are unable to comment further," the official said."

Why westerners were fighting the Syrian government alongside Al Qaeda "rebels" is not known. What is known is that tomorrow front pages across the nation will be blasting "American woman killed in Syria" and the ensuing thirst for revenge will be just the missing link needed by the administration, in lieu of having found no weapons of mass destruction, to escalate the conflict even further. Especially when the media helpfully reminds that as we reported earlier, Russia has already delivered at least one of the promised S-300 missile shipments to Assad. All the other details: those involving the true nature of the Qatari mercenaries posing as "rebels", the Al Qaeda links, the source of rebel armaments, the UN refutation of the WMD storyine, and most importantly, any mention of the Qatari gas pipeline access to Turkey which this is all about, will be ignored.


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Thu, 05/30/2013 - 18:59 | 3611873 syntaxterror
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Hell, Odumber has killed more americans than that.

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:12 | 3611913 john39
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this build up to war script is so old and worn out that i am actually surprised that tptb even go through the effort of setting up any pretext for the invasion... 

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:15 | 3611921 Totentänzerlied
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Meanwhile at CIA Screenwriting HQ:
"The WMD plot collapsed even quicker than anticipated, what else ya' got?"

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:24 | 3611954 macholatte
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this build up to war script is so old and worn out that i am actually surprised that tptb even go through the effort of setting up any pretext for the invasion...


If it ain't broke, don't fix it.


Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:50 | 3612045 malikai
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A thought experiment..

Why is Europe the big winner from QEx?

Why was Europe the big winner from Libya?

Why will Europe be the big winner from the trans-Syrian pipeline?

Why is Israel pushing so hard for war with Syria/Iran when Israel has the most to lose and least to gain from such a war involving Russia?

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:55 | 3612071 kaiserhoff
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Remember the Maine.

Revenge the Lusitania.

54 40 or fight.

What a load of horse shit.

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 20:04 | 3612099 BurningFuld
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No kidding....what they don't tell you is most likely she was ALSO a Syrian, that came back to help out her FAMILY in Syria. OK I'm just making that up but, it's more than possible.


Thu, 05/30/2013 - 20:10 | 3612122 Randall Cabot
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Maybe they were just hiking like those three American jews who were just hiking in Iran:

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 20:25 | 3612163 knukles
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Hope the other one wasn't John McCain...
T'would be a sad day...

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 20:50 | 3612216 krispkritter
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Maybe he talked to the wrong people...oopsy, 'he attacked me so I shot him in the back of the head'.  Too bad he committed suicide by Fibbi...

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 22:12 | 3612432 espirit
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News just up...

American, British citizens killed in Amerika.

What, no headlines?

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 00:14 | 3612711 Clashfan
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Whatever happened to the popular idea of getting leaders to duke it out while armies eat popcorn and bet?

Alex Jones gets it, challenges Bill O'Reilley to a boxing match at 3:50:

Love it. Love it.

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 00:41 | 3612749 PennilessPauper
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I downvoted you as I miss read your sarcasm.  I was hopping it was the Chickenhawk, war mongering, send some elses kids to die for oil/Israhell alCIAda supporting Mcain that was killed!

The onion had an excellent article on the T-rex arms, Jet Crashing Chicken hawk today.


Fri, 05/31/2013 - 00:50 | 3612757 Kiwi Pete
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Yeah, what ever happened to those "hikers". I guess they're off 

'hiking" some other scenic tracks in Afghanistan, Lybia or Mali. 

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 20:12 | 3612125 cougar_w
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But ... how do you expect the M/IC to stay in business? There is serious money to be made here.

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 20:13 | 3612126 sunaJ
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Here is some of the documentation of the alleged incident.

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 20:36 | 3612186 thisandthat
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Hey, look - she's a muslim...

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 20:42 | 3612200 Urban Roman
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I wonder if they'll give her a traditional burial ... you know, bundle the body off of a helicopter into the ocean in the middle of the night? 

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 20:13 | 3612127 lolmao500
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Remember the USS Liberty.

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 20:24 | 3612159 WmMcK
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Remember Pearl Harbor and the Alamo.

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 20:33 | 3612178 knukles
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Don't forget where you left your car keys.

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 23:47 | 3612669 RafterManFMJ
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Remember the Maine.

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 20:26 | 3612165 GoldForCash
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Because Syria/Iran has vowed to destroy Israel .....

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 20:39 | 3612193 john39
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based on actions as opposed to words, i think you got the situation backwards...  of course, is-ra-el has to use its dumb gorilla to do the dirty work.

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:56 | 3612074 New_Meat
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"If it ain't broke, don't fix it."

Actually, if it ain't broke, it can't be fixed.  But it can be perverted.

- Ned

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 21:20 | 3612323 willwork4food
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Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:34 | 3611994 JPM Hater001
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"Ok, so what if we start pumping in reruns of "Greatest American Hero".

That'll increase the fear of Americans...

Connie Seleka...grrr.

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:37 | 3612003 Go Tribe
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Send American youth to die for Europe.

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:52 | 3612054 Sabibaby
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Meanwhile at CIA Screenwriting HQ:

"The WMD plot collapsed even quicker than anticipated, what else ya' got?"

Yellow cake, yellow cake and pudding!

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 23:39 | 3612654 Grimlock
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Good thing she had her Michigan driver's license on her. You don't want to get pulled over in war-torn Syria without it, I mean, imagine the embarrassment.

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 20:11 | 3612101 dtwn
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As usual MSM slow on the uptake and will continue to fade in the face of real, immediate journalism, hence CNBS' plunging viewership.  Although of reading the comments sections of all the major MSM news sites, the commenters on CNN seem to be the absolute stupidest unaware ignorant Dancing w/ The Stars, lets's suck BHO's dick cause he's the greatest leader ever--readers.  Stupid fucking sheep.  Thanks ZH for all that you do in being the Yin to MSM's Yang.

Anway, saw this on Liveleak yesterday:

which links to more photos (you know, actual real news, not sterilized CNN version), warning graphic for those pussies with sensitive stomachs, looks legit to me (although I can't clearly ID the female) when there are bits of skull on the terrorists chest:

Liveleak is actually one of the best places for stuff coming out of Syria, I check it multiple times a day, plus they have some freakin' awesome battle footage if that turns your crank.  If you go to the syria section and sort by date, you can pretty much spend an afternoon with some beers watching the whole clusterfuck unfold over time.  Also another good source of info is this guy's blog:

Edit: If you want to see some of the better stuff, do a search for 'syria', then sort the vids by comments:

Some very interesting, very very graphic vids here (including that cannibalism vid, execution vids, and just general 'horors of war' vids).  The sickest stuff I've ever seen online, and I've seen the bowels of the internet.  If more people saw what really goes on in war, I don't think we'd be so asleep and tolerant of the shit our .gov gets us involved in.  We need to get our people out of the ME ASAP.

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 20:14 | 3612129 lolmao500
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The woman is from Flint Michigan... Syria under civil war is probably better than Flint Michigan...

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 20:33 | 3612176 otto skorzeny
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for some reason there is a large muzzie population in MI

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 20:35 | 3612185 knukles
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Largest outside the Middle East they (Michiganders) used to say.
And mostly in and just around Detroit.

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 20:39 | 3612196 lolmao500
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One more reason to bulldoze Detroit.

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 20:48 | 3612212 akak
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Actually, Knuckles, the bulk of the Arab population in Michigan is in Dearborn, not Detroit proper.

Oh, and by the way, the correct word is "Michiganians", NOT "Michiganders".  There is no such place as "Michigand".


(Sorry, just a long-standing pet peeve of mine, having grown up and lived in that state for many years.)

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 21:13 | 3612305 Totentänzerlied
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" having grown up and lived in that state for many years."
My condolences.

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 22:29 | 3612449 espirit
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Heard it used to be a nice place to live.

You can always join nmewn and I in FL.

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 22:41 | 3612519 Almost Solvent
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FL? No thanks. Nice to visit but damn dry heat and no skeeters.

Water table is stable and corexit will eventually degrade as well. 


Thu, 05/30/2013 - 22:56 | 3612549 akak
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Maybe Michigan (or at least the Detroit area) was a nice place, 20 or 30 years before I was born.

I found living there to be dull, pedestrian, conformist to the nth degree, and utterly soul-sucking.  Suicide was often on my mind.  The one saving grace was the diversity and eclecticism to be found in Ann Arbor, but even that was pretty thin gruel to try to exist on for years on end.

That's why I fled over 20 years ago to the far edge of the continent.

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 23:31 | 3612643 Miffed Microbio...
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I know the feeling akak. When I moved to Spokane in 1977 I thought my life had ended. Coming from Ojai, which was a small town known for It's artists and Krotona theosophical Society, I was used to being around many fascinating intelligent people who always pushed the boundries of my world. Life was colorful and I was exposed to so much as a young child. My parents were intellectuals and expected my brother and me to participate in conversations with all their friends and associates. Nothing was dumbed down for us. When we moved to Spokane all that ended. Life became grey and tasteless. Not that anyone was bad but it was so white bread. Conversations were simplistic, no one had a thought other than what was required for day to day living. Living there was a sisyphean hell hole for me. Mr miffed proposed to me at 19 and I said I would marry him if he got a job in Cali. I never said I was smart. Unfortunately the Cali I knew disappeared about 10 years after we came back. Frankly I'm grateful he hasnt kicked my ass over it. If I weren't for my lunacy he would have been working at Microsoft in the 1980s.


Thu, 05/30/2013 - 23:06 | 3612584 Miffed Microbio...
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I'd love to visit. Are you two near south beach? There is a remote possibility we will be there in Feb next year for a business meeting.


Thu, 05/30/2013 - 21:55 | 3612395 hyperbole2000
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Michigan. The state withe the most fishing boat registrations. My kind of state.

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 23:46 | 3612665 Grimlock
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Fri, 05/31/2013 - 00:19 | 3612723 Oliver Klozoff
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"What do they call people from Flint? Flintoids?"

-George Carlin

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 05:46 | 3612867 Prince Eugene o...
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Born In Michigan

Left In The Seventies

They were called Michiganders. Dearbornistan is a Muslim enclave. Thank GWB.

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 21:21 | 3612324 LeisureSmith
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Saw this yesterday:

Today from RT:

Now what would Jabhat Al-Nusra want with Sarin?

And before i forget....Hey McCain, Fuck you!

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 06:36 | 3612887 e-recep
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"LiveLeak : Founded by the team responsible for the shock site..." Source

that explains the sick stuff. these dudes jerk off to all kinds of disgusting shit i guess.

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 23:46 | 3612667 RafterManFMJ
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We know it's true because they found 3 terrorist passports stamped SYRIA and also two terrorist's driver's licenses from Massachusetts right next to the bodies.

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:20 | 3611938 HelluvaEngineer
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Well, then.  'Bout time to send my nephews off to kill some them rag heads.

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:26 | 3611965 MeMadMax
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Well, we already know that some dumbass american punks were there and got wasted...

There's a vid on youtube of two of them going "yeehaw!" in a jeep with a bunch of camelfuckers, and then another video of the driver of that jeep on his death bed with a hole in his head, and supposedly the other one got blown to bits all over the sand dunes where supposedly the biggest identifiable piece was a toe and a clump of hair....

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 20:15 | 3612135 lolmao500
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They wanted to live the Call Of Duty experience... well there ya go! No respawn in real life... and no cheating!

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 18:59 | 3611874 Jugdish
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Where is that zionist cunt Lasvegasdave when you need him? Oh that's right, he went back over to CNBC to do some more shilling for the global pedophile syndicate.

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:09 | 3611899 dick cheneys ghost
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I miss her already..........not!

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 18:59 | 3611875 kito
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Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:07 | 3611896 fonzannoon
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No one cares. Moar Woar.

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:17 | 3611929 kito
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moar woar while the nation gets poar...........and the dow continues to soar..............and the economy is up shits creek without an oar...................

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:21 | 3611942 fonzannoon
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put it on our tab,

we are good foar it.

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:25 | 3611964 ponzisaurus
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Scene in goodfellows where the bar gets repoed comes to mind.

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 20:26 | 3612164 disabledvet
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Solves the restless native problem? "can't beat this system." makes Vegas look like a play thing. What institution isn't on board? The only one's stepping on the brakes here are the Sec Def, Secretary of State, I think the President but I can't tell...and obviously the military which I love, respect and never had the resources equal to the task when this whole thing began. I see nothing to suggest our "fighting days" are being ramped up either now or in the future. My view in fact is that we have a situation whereby military "might" exists to support diplomacy ala the 70's and 80's. I think this will continue for some time...especially because "the beatings from management" refuse to stop. In other words "until there is a recovery the American people actually see and feel." this can change of course...but at least for the forseeable future it won't be because "suddenly America is paying the bills." all this new revenue is in the "already spent" column. If you're trying to win an election next cycle you're going to need OBSCENELY strong growth to motivate your following.

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:27 | 3611973 kito
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one day, all of this unbelievable madness will be looked at as folkloar......................

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:52 | 3612055 malikai
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Shut up and ask for moar.

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 23:04 | 3612581 akak
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Kito, where did you go lately?  We missed you!

It seems like the frequency of your posting here is deflating.


Thu, 05/30/2013 - 22:00 | 3612411 MaxThrust
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kito dude, you made me laugh. Haha that was a good one.

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:12 | 3611908 Renewable Life
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Qatari Nat Gas Pipeline, google that shit and the world will start to become very clear as to why WE are there, the Russians, Iranians, etc!

The rest is just bullshit nonsense, used to cover the real agenda of war, profit and natural resources!!

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 21:41 | 3612364 samsara
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Great Writer.

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 20:03 | 3612090 New_Meat
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just "diversification" away from shipping nattie the boatload at a time.  too exposed to interruptions to be worth a war.

As you say, all of these competing interests.  So even if the pipeline gets built, "unaligned" "individuals" will make "anecdotal" "attacks" and fuck up the economics.

- Ned

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 21:40 | 3612362 samsara
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Not so much Profit.  It's controling ENERGY.   Those who control Energy Control EVERYTHING.

Ask the Ukraine what it's like to have the gas shut off in January and 10 below zero.


Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:14 | 3611919 LawsofPhysics
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Exactly. Profits in the MIC must be maintained and the spice must flow.

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 18:59 | 3611877 blindman
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Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Gaius Publius: They Don’t Hate Us for Our Freedom, They Hate Us for Our Bombs

Yves here. This post makes a critical point that is deliberately obscured in domestic war mongering discussions of Middle East policy: that invaders and occupiers are never welcomed with open arms (despite Iraq War fantasies to the contrary) and hostility and efforts to make it costly for us to stay should hardly be surprising.


Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:00 | 3611880 SemperFord
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Looks like somebody does not want Syria to receive the rest of those S-300's!

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:00 | 3611881 quintago
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of course it will. Just look at the front page of Drudge Report. - then click on the link. Ridiculous 

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:38 | 3612011 lakecity55
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I did. Good story. I think women still support Barry 'cause they do not see gay guys as a threat.

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 20:40 | 3612197 knukles
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I thought it had something to do with penis sizes, but I could be wrong.

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 20:06 | 3612103 Randall Cabot
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Nice. Supremacist Drudge maliciously left out "if Israel attacks Syria again", Assad vows to attack israel!

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 20:35 | 3612182 otto skorzeny
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another Zionist cheesepope douchebag

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 21:02 | 3612262 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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And that is why you need to click through links and the reason I also post part of news stories when I repost here. Drudge is either co-opted and plays the part of the right or he really needs the redirection link revenue for fowarding readers to the AP,

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:03 | 3611882 Supernova Born
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What is the State Department recommending as far as travel to Syria?

"March 01, 2013

The Department of State continues to warn U.S. citizens against travel to Syria and strongly recommends that U.S. citizens remaining in Syria depart immediately.

No part of Syria should be considered immune from violence..."

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:01 | 3611885 indio007
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The quarry of salt didn't help. I still don't believe it. Now what do I do?

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:10 | 3611906 lance_manion
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Drink the tequila.

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:15 | 3611922 Pure Evil
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Head to your nearest FEMA camp for debriefing and reprogramming.

FEMA's Motto:

"Our waterboarders will make a believer out of you!"

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:49 | 3612042 cougar_w
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I hear it's never too late to go back and take the blue pill.

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 20:42 | 3612199 knukles
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Not possible without heavy self medication......

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:08 | 3611897 ponzisaurus
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They were hiking OK! Very sad when you cant take   a simple little hike to clear your mind.

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:50 | 3612050 cougar_w
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Hiking with tourist maps to the fabled millitary installations of Syria! That's been on my bucket list for years.

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 20:44 | 3612202 knukles
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At least they weren't spies.. had their passports and drivers licenses on em.
Apparrently she was Fayezette Spunksiedoodle and the guy's name was Archie Dukeferdinand

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 06:41 | 3612891 e-recep
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i have toothpaste on my monitor now.

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:09 | 3611902 Totentänzerlied
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US armed forces kill enemy combatants - civilian or not - by the truckload, every week. This is a combat zone. People will die. Even if they were not combatants, since when does working in a wazone not come with a risk of death?

Is this the "indestructible passport" redux?

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 20:23 | 3612158 JuliaS
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"Who cares about some mercenary civilian contractor from Oklahoma who gets his head cut off? Fuck 'em. Hey Jack, you don't want to get your head cut off? Stay the fuck in Oklahoma. They ain't cuttin' off heads in Oklahoma, far as I know. But I do know this: you strap on a gun and go struttin' around some other man's country, you'd better be ready for some action, Jack. People are touchy about that sort of thing."

- George Carlin

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:09 | 3611903 surf0766
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No Fly zone for the caliphate.. I mean democracy

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:12 | 3611911 Ignorance is bliss
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No one cared when Barrack Obama droned / killed Americans without a fair trial, why would they care when Americans are killed in the middle of a war zone? 

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 20:46 | 3612207 knukles
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Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:14 | 3611912 Bon Hagar
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The Michigan lady could be a resident of Dearbornistan, an ME dominated 'burb of Detoilet.

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:21 | 3611945 bugs_
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Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:26 | 3611968 Pure Evil
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What's that sound.........

Everybody look what's swirlin' around.....

Detoilet, Detoilet!

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:13 | 3611915 Common_Cents22
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What the heck would anyone be doing in Syria anyway?   Like walking through a bad neighborhood and complaining about being mugged.

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 19:49 | 3615619 Tompooz
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You don't get it. In Holland there is already a huge controversy about young (muslim and unemplyed) Dutch citizens being recruited for "jihad" against elAsad.  Their parents interviewed on TV and promptly receive death threats.

You can be sure that there is such recruitment going on in Dearbornistan. And Londonistan. Not to speak about former colonial power France. 

alAsad has correctly predicted that these jihadi's will return with a vengeance...

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:14 | 3611917 Goldilocks
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Mr Krabs Plays You the Whole Sad Song (0:37)

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:14 | 3611918 SILVERGEDDON


That does it.

John Wayne those Assad bastards right into the stone age.

Don't stop until O'Blammie can land on the deck of a carrier with a Mission Accomplished banner flying high.

Israel can act the part of Old Yeller - fighting hard till the end, then gets shot to put it out of it's misery. 

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:15 | 3611923 IridiumRebel
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Where's LOLMAO 500? You're the resident ME link pimp. I guess your just getting your shit together. Lets see what ya got mang.

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:27 | 3611970 IridiumRebel
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Junked? Goldilocks is posting more youtube shite and I get the DV. Tough crowd.

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 20:33 | 3612179 Sabibaby
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You and your internet points... you're such a little bitch :)

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 21:16 | 3612296 IridiumRebel
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So you're the Bitchass that junks me. Fuck you. Go back to eating dicks in the park bathroom and leave this site alone ya fucking horsefucker. I hope I piss you off. Keep junking me, I don't care. My point is that I make an innocuous statement and get junked while Goldilocks, the resident youtube DJ, gets upvoted. Junking will happen but just make it legit. Don't you have a fucking john to lure away from the bar right now?

Edit: Sabibaby's bio
I like the mountains because there's silver and gold and a lot of fun things to do like fishing and hunting or just listening to the river and feel the breeze of the wind."

You're obviously a chick. Who wrote this? Your pimp?

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 21:31 | 3612343 willwork4food
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Damn IR, you really need to chill. Who cares if you got DV'd? You better worry about more important High Blood Pressure, stroke..

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 21:56 | 3612396 IridiumRebel
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Digital Hug.

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 22:18 | 3612453 Goldilocks
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Mars Attacks "Why Can't We All Just Get Along?" (2:37)

mars attacks - tom jones (0:23)

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 22:26 | 3612475 Sabibaby
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Hitting the bottle pretty hard tonight?

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 22:48 | 3612539 IridiumRebel
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I don't drink. I got a little out of hand. I apologize. I get a little surly here cuz I can. I effectively used you as my emotional lightning rod for some other shit going on. You may downvote when ready.

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 20:29 | 3612151 lolmao500
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Sorry I was sleeping in.

Here's a link for ya :

McCain visited kidnappers in Syria

A shocking report from pan-Arab TV station Al-Jadeed reveals America’s Republican Senator, John McCain, visited kidnappers of Lebanese pilgrims.

Admitting to it :

McCain: ‘Regrettable’ if photo was taken with Syrian rebel kidnappers

Lulz :

McCain says he’s confident he can identify ‘good guys’ in Syria

Israeli military moves up to Lebanon border

#Assad announces #Lebanon land grab - #Syria border has been moved to #Qusayr "says #Hezbollah deployed along border to defend agst #Israel"


U.S.: Russian Arms Will 'Only Prolong' Syria Violence 


Syria Opposition Says No Peace Talks until Hizbullah, Iran Halt 'Invasion'

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 20:30 | 3612171 IridiumRebel
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Thank ya sir!

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 21:01 | 3612191 lolmao500
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A few moar...

Syria terrorists bulldoze Prophet Abraham shrine

Jordan Opens Plant to Make Russian Grenade Launchers

A Jordanian-Russian joint venture to produce RPG-32 portable rocket-propelled grenade launchers was unveiled in Jordan on Thursday, the Russian manufacturer said.

This is the new RPG-32... and they sold 1500 to the Lebanese army in 2010... who knows how many Hezbollah got from that... Remember Hezbollah used the (back then top notch) RPG-27 to take out several Israeli tanks... now they will have the RPG-32, which is probably a little better... it's has tandem warhead (for tanks) and thermobaric warheads (for infantry). Not a game changer by itself, but quite useful.

Russian Warplanes Go on 24-Hour Duty in Snap Alert Drill


And a repeat... but an important one... IF TRUE... (with a big grain of salt...) They say it's just a volunteer corps outside of government... but is it really? Doubtful. IMO it's bull... until we see reports of Russian troops kicking asses in Syria... Ukraine is an economic basket case... veterans of the army probably are poor like the rest of the folks... so for them to go fight for Syria in exchange for money, insurance if they die and property might be a good deal.;read=278171



Few thousand people signed for the Russian-Ukrainian volunteer corps, to be sent to Syria to assist its leadership in the fight against the rebels. This has said, as the "New Region", the initiator of the volunteer units, the intelligence veteran, Ukrainian Sergey Razumovsky.

"We are literally under barrage. All of our electronic resources form people who want to join the Corps. Most of theem are from Russian Federation, but also Belarus and Moldova even "- says Razumovsky. As for his fellow countrymen from the Ukraine, they are, he admits, "responding with difficultty."

The authorities of the Republic, says intelligence veteran, did not respond to the initiative.

When they plan to complete the formation of the corps, the agency did not specify.

The video message on the establishment of volunteer corps Razumovsky published in mid-May. He addressed his appeal to "all veterans of military services of the Soviet Union, all Russian and Ukrainian officers, residing in the country of Ukraine." Complaining of poor living conditions of officers (namely the lack of housing), a veteran intelligence official said that "this government officers do not need" and that in this situation they can offer their skills leadership of another country - namely to help Syrian President Bashar Assad in the restoration of constitutional order.

According Razumovsky, the Syrian government in return can provide volunteers the citizenship, to provide insurance to their (volunteers) to the families and to help with the purchase of property (after the end of the war).

Author also officially announced his intention to appeal to the government of Syria, as well as the commander of the Russian Black Sea Fleet to assist in sending volunteers.


Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:16 | 3611924 buzzsaw99
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thus the joo news begins operation usa go kick syria's ass

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 22:45 | 3612531 willwork4food
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CNN is owned by Jews? I don't belive it!

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:16 | 3611926 blindman
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Stop Making Sense - Talking Heads
burnin' down the house ....

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:34 | 3611979 tip e. canoe
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take me to damascus

[still waitin for the drums to kick in]

oh wait, right here

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 20:50 | 3612217 blindman
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lung eater, oh my.
please . he don't look that hungry
but smells political like the rest.

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:18 | 3611931 ponzisaurus
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Is a S300 moving through the air considered "flying"?

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 22:44 | 3612370 willwork4food
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If a S300 lands in Tel Aviv and kills everyone , did it make a sound?

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 23:32 | 3612647 ponzisaurus
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Well certain facts ruined the philisophical nature of your question for me.  The s300 being targeted by radar is ill suited to striking land targets.  The s300 being designed for defense against aircraft carrys a payload of only a few kg of high explosive and probably wouldnt kill anyone if it were for some act of insanity be targeted at Tel Aviv.   The retaliation against anyone striking Tel Aviv with a missle would  undoubtably be substantial. Iron dome would most probably intercept a s3000 should someone be insane enough to launch a s300 at them.  The act would be the equivilant of hitting the largest guy on the football team with a spitball, satisfying for about two seconds until the pain starts.

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 09:23 | 3613225 el Gallinazo
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Wrong on one count.  Russia is the biggest guy on the "other" team and they now have a permanent naval presence in the area.

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:19 | 3611933 smacker
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Obama should put on his Kickers and armed with his AR15, board AF1 and get over to Syria PDQ!

That should scare the pants off Assad ;-)

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:23 | 3611951 buzzsaw99
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too busy polishing his peace prize and ordering drone strikes on orphanages

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 20:39 | 3612194 otto skorzeny
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too busy polishing Reggie Love's knob

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:35 | 3611996 lakecity55
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Yes! I say we get involved ONLY if Barry straps up and takes on a big one and goes first.

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 20:52 | 3612229 knukles
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AR-15 my ass...
He's adamant nothing more than a bolt action 22LR or one of Joe's over-unders.

"Putcher firepower where your mouth is"

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:19 | 3611934 pine_marten
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Now's when we need a strong secretary of state, he might lead with a statement like "war is nuisance" or some such.

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:21 | 3611944 Peter Pan
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"Why westerners were fighting the Syrian government alongside Al Qaeda "rebels" is not known."

This question should not be asked about the three dead westerners. It should be asked of the the USA and Europe who are probably already neck deep into assisting the rebels.


Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:30 | 3611980 lakecity55
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That quote was comedy, right?

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:34 | 3611992 Totentänzerlied
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Yep, if they're real, why the fuck were they there, either they chose to go fight with the "rebels", and signed away their civilian non-com status, like a certain John Walker Lynd *ahem* or they were acting on behalf of a nation (which would be an act of war), or we're asking too many questions and ignoring the fact that sacred Western blood has been shed by the eeeevil Dr. Assad 'regime' ... In the midst of the most tragico-farcical civil war since the Dominoe Theory golden years of manufactured civil wars.

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:34 | 3611993 dick cheneys ghost
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they meant to say.......''3 CIA agents''.........

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:22 | 3611947 FiatFapper
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BP must be itching to get their pipelines built and pay-off their new regime puppets with transit fees.

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:24 | 3611959 Goldilocks
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Carly Simon - Nobody Does It Better - The Spy Who Loved Me (3:34)

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:25 | 3611963 ross81
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awwwww, did wittle MI6 & CIA lose a few agents?

where's my violin?

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:26 | 3611967 lakecity55
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So, McPain got his ticket punched?


Thu, 05/30/2013 - 20:25 | 3611971 Money 4 Nothing
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Whatever.. if anyone died which is a very slim chance. I hope they were CIA or Fibbies. This is planted story because Obama needs his no-fly zone tommorow. This is just to Gardner support for their bullshit. Just like the had chemical weapons right? Who cares.


Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:28 | 3611977 reTARD
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But taking a "quarry of salt" would probably kill me, so I'll have take a pass on CNN.

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:28 | 3611978 sitenine
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WTF?! Getting killed in a war zone is just unpossible! I'm sure they were just minding their own business, right?! How the fuck could this happen!? This calls for action! Assad must go NOW! We need a no fly zone and more heavily armed rebels ASAP! God Damn It! We will NOT tolerate Americans being killed on foreign soil unless we get to kill them ourselves, in secret, without a trial, with a drone, and a flimsy excuse to do so!

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:47 | 3612018 Money 4 Nothing
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I'm shocked! Just shocked!!! Oh... and bye the way.. they do have FEMA Internment camps and they are for real.


Very good site for up to date war crimes and treason.




Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:56 | 3612075 cougar_w
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Well played, sir.

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 03:25 | 3612819 Kiwi Pete
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Hey they were probably just hikers that took a wrong turn. 

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:30 | 3611981 Frank N. Beans
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maybe it's the mood I'm in but ZH sure sounds like it would LIKE the U.S. to get us into a mideast war.   Hyping stuff like this for example.  

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:37 | 3612007 Totentänzerlied
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The reporter's job is to report.

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:58 | 3612078 cougar_w
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Though in this case it is the reporter's job to report on the reporters who are not reporting what they should report in the reporting.

Wait .... um ...

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:54 | 3612061 noless
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Everything you ever see posted here will be about collapse and chaos, the powers who try to control it, and what you as an individual might be able to do to help yourself and/or others.

It is about the endgame and how it arrives, it doesn't matter by what route.

Use the information how you see fit, trade off it, be depressed, revel in the insanity, look for useful and reasoned commentary or its opposite, i really don't see zh as having any particular agenda within the current framework... Besides of course an end to the madness, maybe simple journalistic integrity? Attempting for an open flow of information and discourse?

I'm not naive, and hopefully that goes for most people that post/read here..

Did you see that nearly all the comments before you derided this as a false flag and pretext for war?

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:59 | 3612083 IridiumRebel
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Flow of info and shining lights on the cockaroaches! Nothing else. Take it, leave it, but for Gods sakes don't run our digital faces in some fuckin "badass trade" you made cuz you are awesome at trading. I hate that shit.

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 21:20 | 3612318 Vooter
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I think a war like that would be hilarious, especially if it resulted in a couple of hundred thousand tattooed subhumans from Jesusland flying over there to DIE FOR NOTHING. Who wouldn't want that? And this country is just stupid enough to do it, so why not kick back and enjoy the show? Protect us, noble night-vision-equipped HEROES! LOL...

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:31 | 3611984 Monedas
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Nuke all Muslim countries .... to create lebensraum .... then ship all Muslims back to their countries of origin .... then nuke ém again !

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 19:59 | 3612082 cougar_w
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Go ahead have another beer.

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 20:10 | 3612121 Monedas
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Thanks .... an up arrow .... and permission to grab another brew .... don't encourage me !

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