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Ben Bernanke Capital May P&L: ($115) Billion

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For all the attention paid to the 1.9% drop in PIMCO's $293 billion Total Return Fund in the month of May following one of the worst months for bonds in a long while, perhaps a far more important question is what happens when one mixes the world's largest actively managed, fixed income portfolio, that of the $3.4 trillion hedge fund located at 33 Liberty Street, and its DV01 of over $2.5 billion, with the 46 bps move in the 10 year in the month of May, and gets a P&L of ($115) billion, or double the said hedge fund's total capital.

The hedge fund in question is of course the Federal Reserve Bank.

While no LPs, aka taxpayers will be concerned at the biggest ever monthly "loss" of 3.5% just yet, because it is simply on "paper", at what point will that most precious of central bank commodities - fiath that the bald man behind the curtain knows what he is doing - start running in short supply? And, even worse, how long before the Fed has to start paying ever more and more reserve interest to the same banks (the majority of which are foreign) so reviled for being bailed out in the first place, until one day, it goes cash flow negative and has to request a bailout from the US Treasury and thus, the US people?

 


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Fri, 05/31/2013 - 20:08 | Link to Comment sysin3
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I would share this post, but it needs some editing and some elucidation.

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 20:20 | Link to Comment max2205
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Corzine will hepl...and poof, its gone

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 20:24 | Link to Comment nmewn
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Poof, its gone.

Me & Spitzer got zapped...that was interesting...lol.

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 20:28 | Link to Comment Spitzer
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Holy fuck..

I was first.

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 20:34 | Link to Comment nmewn
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I saw it...and I was second.

Probably one of the Ty's thinking its absolutely crucial that everyone understand Benny & The Inkjets are holding up this sham of a market...lol.

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 20:54 | Link to Comment Spitzer
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yeah I was just being a jackass cuz what else is there to do at this point ?

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 21:12 | Link to Comment nmewn
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Thats about it, in this casino.

Sat, 06/01/2013 - 00:50 | Link to Comment lasvegaspersona
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I noticed if you make an edit you move down in position.

Sat, 06/01/2013 - 10:28 | Link to Comment PiltdownMan
Fri, 05/31/2013 - 20:12 | Link to Comment Everybodys All ...
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game set match

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 20:25 | Link to Comment Atomizer
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We'll Kill the Dollar!

 

The social media [iAPPS] contingency program is to create new laws to silence combative motives in protecting the Free Republic and the Constitution of the United States.

Revolution Come

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 20:25 | Link to Comment Hedgetard55
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All FED "losses" are nominal, not real, as it cost them nothing to print the mioney to buy the assets. But since there is no free lunch, someone has to pick up the tab. (Hint: look in the mirror).

Sat, 06/01/2013 - 02:08 | Link to Comment Muppet
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Recall: FED losses are now termed "deferred assets".... meaning they're still assets, just underwater right now.   LoL

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 20:33 | Link to Comment SaveTheGreenback
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If Bennie really was running a hedge fund he'd go long on TBT.

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 20:41 | Link to Comment ultimate warrior
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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and Bernanke?????

The Bucket.

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 21:07 | Link to Comment Smuckers
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One is an asset....

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 23:36 | Link to Comment alphamentalist
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Suggested fix....

You should use one to fertilize your garden. The other should be dumped out and disinfected because buckets will be useful during the hyperinflation.

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 20:59 | Link to Comment 101 years and c...
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Ben needs to better allocate OUR portfolio by buying higher quality debt. such as Greek, Italian and Spanish bonds. afterall, then the ecb would have ben's back who has the ecbs back in the best circle jerk ever concocted.

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 21:25 | Link to Comment Atomizer
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As posted before, Central Planning Policy is approaching a diploma of multi complexity breakdown. Who'd of thought the hatched plans can be often destroyed by commonsense and math concepts?

Chaos Theory

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 23:20 | Link to Comment Carp Flounderson
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you idiots still think the fed operates like a hedge fund?  come on, that's soooo 2009

Sat, 06/01/2013 - 00:10 | Link to Comment Augustus
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Let me try to recall, Dimon loses $4 bln in a quarter, while other wise generting $6 bln, net is only $2 bln.  Congress moonbats go crazy and want to hear why his bank is nor ready to fail.

Bernacke loses $115 bln in one month and no one asks if his bank can fail.

I don't understand Greek.

Sat, 06/01/2013 - 00:33 | Link to Comment Clint Liquor
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The FED's exit strategy is to let the Treasuries mature. How ironic that the FED only has 'paper losses'.

Sat, 06/01/2013 - 01:49 | Link to Comment Nikola
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in related news: astro scientists name giant asteroid that may wipe out earth "QE2"!! 

http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/video/2013/may/31/qe2-asteroid-pass-earth-close-range-video

 

Sat, 06/01/2013 - 06:22 | Link to Comment Downtoolong
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How long before the Fed has to start paying ever more and more reserve interest to the same banks (the majority of which are foreign) so reviled for being bailed out in the first place, until one day, it goes cash flow negative and has to request a bailout from the US Treasury and thus, the US people?

Also known as Privatizing Profits and Socializing Losses - Part Nine. I wonder if Hank Paulson will return for a cameo role in this episode as the old curmudgeon with experience who seeks to guide the newly appointed Treasury Secretary on their quest. Maybe we’ll have a female TS by then with some T&A too. Then they can play to the audience with a side story of a father-daughter relationship, or perhaps  a May-September affair. Those are always big sellers, not to mention good distractions from the fact that the main line isn’t really a drama but a horror story.

Sat, 06/01/2013 - 07:09 | Link to Comment Obadiah
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These satanic assholes are truely OFF THE FUCKIN HOOK!! 

"Time for honoring themselves shall soon be at its end"

    - General Maximus Decimus Meridius"   - 10B.C.

The Devil's a tricky motherfucker, brother"

    - Richard Pryor  - 1978

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