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The Centrally-Planned World Through The Eyes Of Rocky And Bullwinkle

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Authored by Mark Yusko of Morgan Creek Capital Management,

Some of my first memories of television are of a series called The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show, which was a witty combination of animated cartoons about the exploits of the title characters, Rocket "Rocky" J. Squirrel and Bullwinkle J. Moose and their nemeses, two Pottsylvanian nogoodniks spies, Boris Badenov and Natasha Fatale. The show was filled with current event commentary, political and social satire, and featured an embedded variety show including a number of repeating shows-within-a-show that "reinterpreted" fairy tales and history lessons. The show originally aired in Prime Time from 1959-1964, but ran for many years in syndication (remember, no internet and no on-demand) in the coveted after-school timeslot (to capture all the sugary cereal buying power of grade-schoolers like me). The intro for the show was often Rocky flying (yes, he was a flying squirrel, think 1960s jet propulsion here) around the stage while Bullwinkle implored, "Would you like to see me pull a rabbit out of my hat?"

The top picture above shows that Bullwinkle's prowess as a magician was suspect and he pulled just about every¬thing out of his hat, except the proverbial rabbit. The show was conceived during the height of the Cold War and had a recurring theme of the spies, Boris and Natasha, following dastardly plans created by their boss, Mr. Big (or Fearless Leader), to defeat our lovable heroes from Frostbite Falls, MN. The show was also filled with commentary on economic and market conditions that resonated with the parents watching the show while the kids focused on the cartoons. Each show ended with the narrator describing the current cliffhanger with a pair of related titles, usually with a bad pun intended. So let's adapt some of my favorite Rocky and Bullwinkle episode titles to modern day; we might see that there are some political and economic challenges that are timeless, as it appears we have been doing the same thing over and over for decades and expecting different results.

"A Fault in the Vault or Banks a Million." There was an interesting storyline about the idea that the worlds economy had become so dependent on box top refunds (you send in cereal box tops to the show's sponsor and get prizes) that Boris and Natasha were able to cause worldwide sabotage via counterfeiting (since box tops are just paper and ink...). It appears that there is nothing new in the world, substitute QE for box top refunds and many commentators might say that printing fiat currency without limit is a form of counterfeiting and that global Central Bankers are nogoodniks just like Boris and Natasha. Clearly we have to make a "small" inflation adjustment to the title and substitute Trillion for Million (and actually Quadrillion in Japan...) and, given the size of the numbers, we may find out soon that there is indeed a fault in the vault.

"Boris Goes for Broke or A Fiend in Need Is a Fiend.. .Indeed." When the fiends (Boris and Natasha) get desperate, a situation can go from bad to worse and this theme could describe the European situation perfectly today. As the Recession rages on, unemployment skyrockets, capital flees the banking system and confidence in the entire Euro experiment wavers, the neediest of the Peripheral countries will become increasingly desperate; and when you find yourself in serious need, you may resort to fiendish behaviors. We are beginning to see the unravel¬ing of the social fabric in places like Greece and Cyprus (where people have lost everything and are becoming more desperate by the day) and Spain and Italy appear to be teetering near the edge. Let's all hope that they don't go for broke all at the same time, as a broke Europe will be expensive for the U.S. given all the loans to the European banks from Mr. Big himself (Ben the Banker) which might suddenly go missing.

"A Creep in the Deep or Will Success Spoil Boris Badenov?" Perhaps one of the biggest problems of the proliferation of Austerity and QE programs around the world is the developing notion that they are actually working. Now, if one were to measure success based on economic growth, job creation, government debt reduction or social stability, these programs would get failing grades; however, if one were to judge success by rising equity market prices, then our Central Bankers might consider themselves big winners. The question is will that perceived success make them continue these programs too long (or worse, escalate them into an all-out global currency war) and lead to less than desirable outcomes in the long-term.

"The Road to Ruin or Mine Over Matter." Bullwinkle inherits an Upsidaisium mine on Mount Flatten (which actually floats in the sky because it is made of the anti-gravity metal) with such value that Boris and Natasha's over¬lord, Mister Big, personally attempts to steal the mountain and then the government's storehouse of ore. Wait a minute, an anti-gravity metal that the government covets and stores? Sounds like fiat currency to me. Remember that this show was running in the years right before the abandonment of the Gold Standard and was likely social commentary on the potential challenges of unsound money. Today we have governments all around the world locked in furious "mining" of Upsidaisium to try and keep the markets afloat and try and maintain their portion of a global economic pie that is growing increasingly more slowly under the burden of the massive global debts. One significant problem is that servicing these volumes of debt shifts productive resources from growth and development to interest expense.

"All That Glitters or Baby, Its Gold Outside." In a not so subtle way, the writers insert their view on the purest form of money. Direct commentary on gold is not new in entertainment, as The Wizard of Oz took on the Gold Standard in the imagery of the Yellow Brick Road leading to the Emerald City (representing the Greenback Dollar that only appears to have wealth) and the Great Oz (President McKinley, who was not so affectionately called the Wizard). During the time the show aired, gold prices were fixed at $35, but after the closing of the Gold Window in 1971, it was five times higher by 1974. The true store of wealth for thousands of years has been gold and with all the Badenov's cranking up their Upsidaisium production, it would appear that gold has a bright future (the last few months notwithstanding). Another interesting development has been the complete drubbing of the gold mining stocks since last summer. Many of the stocks are down more than 60% and sell at the lowest valuations relative to the price of gold in decades. Even if the 1970s melt-up in gold prices doesn't happen, there could be some real glitter in the miners if prices stabilize and valuations return to anything approaching normal.

"Below Zero Heroes or I Only Have Ice for You." In the early 1960s there was talk of Deflation and CPI hovered close to zero, just like today. Many economic commentators talk about Fire and Ice and with many cycle watchers saying we are mired in a Kondratieff Winter, the risks to Deflation are still very real. Our "below zero heroes" of negative real interest rates have been staving off negative CPI since the Financial Crisis, and during January and February of this year, it appeared that the Upsidaisium was working and interest rates started to shoot upwards and the pundits were calling an end to the 30-year bond bull market. Then in March, the Cyprus fiasco occurred and suddenly global investors saw that bank deposits were not as safe as they appeared, interest rates plunged again and fears of debt-induced deflation reared their ugly head again. With the Badenov Boys around the world printing money, everyone believes that the big risk is inflation, but the variant perception is that the Iceman cometh.

"Squeeze Play or Invitation to the Trance." The lowest trading volumes in the equity markets since 2008 should give us some reason to question the veracity of the claims that the global economic challenges are fixed and that the Great Rotation from bonds to stocks has begun (if it had begun, would we not see higher trading volumes as all that money went into the markets?). One thing that has resulted from lower volumes is the frequency and severity of short squeezes, which has contributed greatly to the nearly straight-line appreciation of equity indices during the periods of QE. When the Fed is doing Open Market Transactions of $85 Billion a month, it is a "short at your own risk" kind of market environment and the daily levitation is very "trance-like." History has shown us time and time again that when large numbers of investors (particularly investors on margin, which just hit new highs like in 2007) chase recent returns, meaningful corrections have occurred. Like lemmings following the herd, they walk right over the edge, no questions asked. The one factor that might extend the trance is that the Hypnotist in Chief in the U.S. may get some help shortly from his assistant at the Bank of Japan ("BOJ") and this chapter could go on longer than expected. Investment logic would dictate that the new liquidity from Japan would seek the lowest valued equities in Emerging Markets, Europe and Japan rather than the U.S., but it is likely that the Global Titans in the U.S. will get increasing amounts of flows and just like in the years right after the show ended, we could see a new Nifty Fifty of companies that sell at truly silly valuations (and then fall a LOT, but that didn't happen until 1972 when those companies fell 65% on average vs. 45% for the market, curiously at the same time gold went up 5X from the $35 fix during the two year correction).

"Hello, Orient or That's Some Dandy-Looking China You Have There." Even in the early 1960s the promise of the Orient found its way into pop culture. There was an episode about an Indian Raj losing a jewel-encrusted boat that Rocky and Bullwinkle found, and there were myriad references to the tremendous changes that were pending in China, as the Cultural Revolution was about to unfold. In many episodes the Chinese Launderette was where Boris and Natasha "cleansed" their illicit activities, as Red China (think bad guys) was still the prevailing sentiment during the Cold War era. Yet, there were hints that there was something "dandy" in China and 50 years hence, we have seen the explosion of development and maturation of the economy to become the second largest economic power in the world. As we look at investment opportunities today, we continue to see vast numbers of places to deploy capital in China and earn outstanding returns. Many of those opportunities continue to be in the private markets where you can gain a significant edge in private equity and real estate if you have local knowledge and relationships. We are fortunate to have a strong team on the ground in China, and we continue to find some dandy opportunities in those private markets, but we also have tremendous relationships in the public markets where we work with a number of hedge fund managers who have been able to navigate the volatility of the past few years to generate strong returns despite the index returns being muted. Recently, a very famous market technician, Tom DeMark (who all the big U.S. managers pay huge sums to get his buy/sell signals) made a monster Buy call on March 19th saying that the China A-Share index would be 48% higher within six months! We agree with the directionality (but even we are not quite that bullish) and we have begun to increase our China exposure in the portfolios.

"Down to Earth or The Bullwinkle Bounce." One of the original storylines of the show was the accidental discovery that Bullwinkle's cake recipe was an excellent rocket propellant and there are numerous episodes about traveling to the moon, Boris and Natasha trying to steal the secret formula, and visits from some actual alien moon dwellers. Capital markets in the 1960s were notoriously volatile (like today) and just about every other year there was a meaningful drop or a significant bounce. The past four years since the crisis have exhibited huge intra-year volatility, but over the entire period have inexorably risen more than 130% off the bottom in March of 2009. Let's call this the Bullwinkle Bounce since it has clearly been rocket fuel induced in terms of zero interest rates and massive amounts of QE and plenty of market strategists are forecasting that it is time for the U.S. equity markets to return to Earth. In fact, the average forecast for the firms that generate consistent 7-10 year forecasts (GMO, PIMCO, AQR, etc.) are calling for a meager 2% returns for stocks, so more of a leveling off of the glide plane rather than a crash landing. That said, Albert Edwards, the Chief Market Strategist for SocGen, just published a piece last week reiterating his forecast that markets were about to seriously come down to Earth with the S&P 500 falling to 450, ten-year Treasury rates going to sub-1% and gold going to over $10,000. Now that is a bold forecast (also a little unsettling). His thesis is that the Badenov Boys have over-stimulated and that hyperinflation, a collapse in growth, and loss of confidence in policy makers are inevitable. He posits that, like in the 1974 period when stocks collapsed (review Nifty Fifty numbers above), gold originally fell nearly in half (only fell 25% this time) and then went completely vertical, rising 8X over the next few years. So, Albert is calling for both sides of the cliffhanger, for equities to come down to Earth and for Gold to have a really serious Bullwinkle Bounce.

"The Deep Six or It's Tough to Fathom." Given the recent ebullience in the markets and the commitment of the global Central Bankers to "do whatever it takes," it is truly "tough to fathom" that we could be on the verge of a "deep six" kind of dive and that playing defense is important today. Human psychology has a really difficult time with bad outcomes. Human nature is generally positive and optimistic (has to be to survive in a dog-eat-dog world) and we tend to truncate the bad outcomes and exaggerate the potential good outcomes. Today, it may be a good time to force ourselves to imagine what the worst-case scenario really is. I am sure that business owners in Greece never contemplated GDP declining by 25% and Cyprus business owners never imagined they could wake up one morning with 40% less cash in their bank account and no ability to gain access to more than $5,000 per transaction. Things may never get that bad in the Developed Markets, but it is probably prudent to think a little more about tail risks in the current environment.

"Moosylvania Mish Mash or A State of Confusion." There was a storyline about how the bad guys in Pottsylvania had developed a Goof Gas that renders normally intelligent people silly (but has no effect on Bullwinkle) and a series of spoofs about how governments want to convince everyone that all is well (reminds me of the Kevin Bacon character at the end of Animal House imploring everyone to remain calm and he is trampled into the sidewalk). Bullwinkle accidently discovers a new territory, Moosylvania, and Fearless Leader tricks Rocky and Bullwinkle into getting foreign aid from the U.S. (that he intends to have Boris and Natasha steal). We could substitute so many names into this storyline as the willingness of the U.S. government to extend aid to remote corners of the globe has been going on for decades and the current extension of massive amounts of credit to the European banks by the Fed (that the European Central Bank, led by the Germans, have shown a propensity to summarily steal with Cyprus-like tactics) leaves this narrator in a serious state of confusion as to why we want to make their looming bad debt problems our problems. There is confusion when Spanish and Italian non-performing loans ("NPLs") can rise at double digits, yet yields on Spanish and Italian government debt are collapsing. There is confusion when the leverage in the European banking system is still well above 30X and that leverage is on top of Peripheral debt that is supported by the aforementioned NPLs. There is confusion when claims of the European bank/debt crisis being solved don't jive with the complete lack of capital adequacy in the financial system. Perhaps we have all been Goof Gassed and we should just grin and bear it.

"Moosylvania Mish Mash" was the last episode of the Rocky and Bullwinkle Show, and they left us with a cliffhanger and no final pun. The second picture above and the title of this quarter's letter are my attempt to bring the Bullwinkle spirit to the current economic comedy/drama. Ganbaru is a Japanese word that loosely translated means "Good Luck," but since the cultural bias in Japan is that you do not bestow luck on someone else, a better translation would be "Do your best." The Force (of Star Wars fame), according to Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi, is "what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together," so what we are really telling Kuroda-san (the new Bank of Japan Governor) is that we hope he can muster all of his Jedi power to achieve his goal of reflating the Japanese economy, because with global growth slowing, massive debts looming and demographics looking pretty daunting, we really do need him to pull a rabbit out of his hat and get the number three economic engine running again. Achieving a 2% inflation target and defeating the Dark Side of Deflation will be no mean feat, and Japan's re-entry into the global currency wars (dubbed, the race to the bottom) has vast ramifications for economies and markets around the world.

Abenomics is the plan set out by new Prime Minister Abe with three pillars of aggressive monetary easing, fiscal stimulus and a strategy for growth. Abe-san is depending on Kuroda-san to show Jedi-like Yen-saber skills in battling the other currency manipulators in the picture above as he must double the monetary base and weaken the Yen materially for this plan to have the chance to work. To misquote Princess Leia, "Help us Kuroda-san, you're our only hope." If this plan is not executed with precision, there is a high likelihood that the animal appearing from the hat (as a symbolic representation of global capital markets) will resemble the carnivore in Bullwinkle's gloved hand above.

 


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Fri, 05/31/2013 - 18:03 | Link to Comment King_of_simpletons
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Art Cashin: Something strange is afoot. http://video.cnbc.com/gallery/?play=1&video=3000172404

Ya think, Cashin. The whole freaking market is a joke.

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 18:35 | Link to Comment AlaricBalth
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"Gold will outperform stocks for the next ten years" 

This comment was made by Mark Yusko, the author of the above article, during an investment conference in Oct. 2012. Attached is a link to his presentation at the conference. I had the pleasure of knowing Mark when he was Investment Director at Notre Dame many years ago. Very astute gentleman, and the Youtube vid is worth ones time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvyDw-1FV-I

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 22:52 | Link to Comment TheFourthStooge-ing
Sat, 06/01/2013 - 02:13 | Link to Comment Boris Alatovkrap
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Rocky & Bullwinkle is ban in Soviet Russia. Now is delightful, Boris is can watch on Internet (when internet is work).

Sat, 06/01/2013 - 09:45 | Link to Comment DanDaley
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"...internet (when internet is work)."  

 

Is why they are calling it inter-nyet, no?

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 18:08 | Link to Comment NotApplicable
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I'm thinking this article is at least a two drink minimum.

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 18:17 | Link to Comment cartonero
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Ahead of you there. I made myself a triple.

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 18:49 | Link to Comment jimmytorpedo
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I watched all the cartoons before reading the comments.

I was so hot for Natasha as a kid. Marianne too.

Triple triples with some well water.

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 22:43 | Link to Comment tip e. canoe
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especially when it's artesian :)

just don't forget to give it two swirls, one in each direction...

Sat, 06/01/2013 - 02:17 | Link to Comment Boris Alatovkrap
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Cartoon Boris is creepy.

Sat, 06/01/2013 - 03:11 | Link to Comment ebear
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First keel moose, then keel squirrel

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 18:18 | Link to Comment cougar_w
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With you there. But it's Friday, the whole day has become a 2-drink minimum.

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 22:53 | Link to Comment TheFourthStooge-ing
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Ponsonby Britt

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 20:38 | Link to Comment Jena
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Not that either the article or the minimum to go with it is a bad thing...

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 18:21 | Link to Comment KashNCarry
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The economy has long been something of a 'Fractured Fairytale'...

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 20:40 | Link to Comment WmMcK
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Just waiting now for the man with the broom ...

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 18:22 | Link to Comment observer007
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Nigel Farage: Get Your Money Out Of Banks While You Can"

 

http://homment.com/Farage-banks-euro

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 19:08 | Link to Comment knukles
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Talking about that, here's a pretty scary opinion piece from the WSJ concerning FDIC deposit insurance.... that its being billed as Full Faith and Credit of the US has never apparently been passed into law.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB1000142412788732374460457847277093466652...

No, it's the WSJ, not a nutfuck tin foil hat conspiracy theory "thingamajig".

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 20:20 | Link to Comment shovelhead
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Oops!

Drop yer schmucks and grab yer bucks.

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 18:25 | Link to Comment Joe_in_Indiana
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A lot of thought went into writing this comarison of today to Rocky and Bullwinkle of 50 years ago.

 

Kudos to Mark Yusko!  and Yes, I remember the boxtop series!

Sat, 06/01/2013 - 01:11 | Link to Comment cynicalskeptic
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While a good read I think a more apt comparison is to Road Runner cartoons - Bennie andf the bankers are real life Wile E. Coyotes - forever running off cliffs and not noticing and blowing themselves up in their misuse of Acme provided technology.  Unfortunately their demise is never permanent - no matter how grievously injured they always survive and come back to do even more damage.

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 18:31 | Link to Comment DeadFred
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Not to quibble but the animal coming out of the hat is an omnivore, it will eat anything.

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 19:09 | Link to Comment knukles
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So it'll probably die from GMO foods, too, no?
Damn...

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 20:38 | Link to Comment WmMcK
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Just from memory:

"I gotta get a new hat."

"Didn't know my own strength." (Whale)

And my favorite, after pulling Rocky out of the hat --

"At least I'm getting closer."

Fearless Leader, bitchez.

 

 

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 22:43 | Link to Comment TheFourthStooge-ing
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Rocky: "Again? That trick never works."

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 18:35 | Link to Comment bugs_
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I'm hoping Boris Badenov gets whats coming to him and Natasha will finally be on the market.

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 18:39 | Link to Comment nmewn
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I'll set it up with Meeester Beeeg ;-)

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 20:50 | Link to Comment jon dough
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You're gonna need some Upsidaisium...

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 21:04 | Link to Comment U4 eee aaa
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Natasha soon to work at CNBC

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 18:47 | Link to Comment Kirk2NCC1701
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How about the centrally planned world of US Education? 

Take this scenario:  Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.

1963 – Crowd gathers.  Mark wins.  Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.

2013 – Police is called and SWAT team arrives – they arrest both Johnny and Mark.  They are both charged with assault and both expelled even though Johnny started it.

Or this scenario:

Jeffrey will not be still in class, he disrupts other students.

1963 – Jeffrey is sent to the principal's office and given a good paddling by the principal.  He then returns to class, sits still, and does not disrupt class again.

2013 – Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin.  He becomes a zombie.  He is then tested for ADD.  The family gets extra money (SSI) from the government because Jeffrey has a disability.

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 18:57 | Link to Comment LongBallsShortBrains
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Where did you download their playbook?....link please......?
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And it's not an education..... It's a schooling. These kids today are getting schooled, not educated...

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 20:20 | Link to Comment bonin006
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Casey Research, The Room, with David Galland - scroll down towards the bottom for "Friday Funnies"

http://www.caseyresearch.com/cdd/three-reasons-the-case-for-gold-remains-intact

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 20:01 | Link to Comment shovelhead
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Until Jeffrey steals a gun and hoses down his classmates. He becomes a ward of the state and both parents are so traumatized they BOTH go on disability.

WINNING.

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 20:24 | Link to Comment MeelionDollerBogus
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You almost forgot the part at the end where the guy who pioneered the work that established ADHD defies it as a "fiction"

http://www.spiegel.de/spiegel/print/d-83865282.html

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 18:59 | Link to Comment Temporalist
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Centrally Planned Fraudulent Catastrophy

                      or

                      How The World Was Saved By Aliens

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 19:11 | Link to Comment knukles
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aka  Paul Krugman's Testicles or Can You Eat This?

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 20:18 | Link to Comment MeelionDollerBogus
Fri, 05/31/2013 - 19:33 | Link to Comment nmewn
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Friday Humor

TAMPA — As she learned her septuagenarian husband would not be punished for killing her 32-year-old lover, Johnna Lynn Flores, 41, cried tears of joy.

"I am elated, absolutely elated," Flores said outside the Tampa courtroom where her spouse, retired U.S. Army Lt. Col. Ralph Wald, 70, was acquitted of second-degree murder Thursday.

Once Wald was released from jail, she said, he had promised her a special celebration. "Because my husband puts me first, he's taking me to the Waffle House," Flores said.

It was what amounted to a happy ending for the starring couple in a tragic and inimitably Floridian morality tale involving sex, liquor, self-defense law, erectile dysfunction and a man shot to death with his pants around his knees.

After two days of testimony in Hillsborough Circuit Court, a jury decided Wald committed no crime when he fatally shot Walter Conley, a man less than half his age, on March 10. Wald woke around midnight in his Brandon home and found Conley and Flores having sex on the floor in the living room. He took a .38 revolver from his bedroom and shot Conley in the stomach and head."

http://www.tampabay.com/news/courts/criminal/brandon-defendant-accused-of-murdering-wifes-lover-to-testify/2123822

I love Florida ;-)

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 19:35 | Link to Comment knukles
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Reason he got acquitted was he used a revolver.  Semiautomatic with greater than 5 round capacity, his no-trial ass would be Waterboarding in Gitmo,

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 19:47 | Link to Comment nmewn
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True dat.

Moral of the story...don't boink the Colonels ole lady on the Colonels living room floor, no matter what she says...lol.

The thinning of the gene pool continues ;-)

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 20:10 | Link to Comment Jena
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How bad women get men to do their dirty work is always a bit beyond me.  I don't see why the guys fall for it.

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 20:31 | Link to Comment nmewn
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I've got a pretty good idea...but I'm not sure where the cut off in age is, on one head superseding the other ;-)

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 21:44 | Link to Comment Jena
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lol! There is that.  I guess I expect common sense to prevail.  I don't know where I get that idea.

Sat, 06/01/2013 - 09:05 | Link to Comment nmewn
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It takes a certain amount of willpower when confronted with the easily obtainable, the lust & greed...some have more than others, some have none.

Staying with the "animated theme" of the topic...for us, there is always the little guy on one shoulder (with horns) and the other little guy (with wings) sitting on the other...lol. I think all of us could see the easy buck to be made with Bennies floor in place. Some, weighing the risk vs the reward, chose to "go for it"...others did not.

There are all manner of ways these little voices whisper in your ear...no, its not right...yes it is, you're stealing from a thief or (in lust) remember when he (or she) hurt you?...now its pay back time.

We can convince ourselves to do almost anything that we know is wrong by not listening to the other little voice ;-)

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 19:52 | Link to Comment shovelhead
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"Gee Professor, I don't know if printing all this money is a really good idea though."

"Well Sherman, lets see how that works out...Fire up The Wayback Machine and we'll go see...

Where would you like to go...the choices are almost unlimited..."

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 22:57 | Link to Comment TheFourthStooge-ing
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A dog and his boy.

Sat, 06/01/2013 - 18:50 | Link to Comment FrankDrakman
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Professor?!

Mr. Peabody, if you please.

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 19:54 | Link to Comment scam_MERS
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Mark Yusko forgot Sherman & Mr. Peabody with his WABAC (WayBack) Machine! That was my favorite part of the show...lots of possibilites for more "updated" stories there!

 

Edit: Looks like Shovelhead and I think alike, and at the exact same moment, no less - wow

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 20:06 | Link to Comment shovelhead
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I always liked the Professor's sly play on words or pun outro.

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 21:38 | Link to Comment SqueekyFromm
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OH, I like puns and word plays too! Here is an Irish Poem salute to Boris of the show, who once had a girl. . .:

 

Han Ville!

There once was a Russian named Boris,

Whose cheap Chinese condom was porous.

His Little Devotchka

Produced a Ninotchka.

Poor Boris got hammered of chorus!

 

Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter

 

PS: (Hint)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZN01_pAxro

 

There is also something else "Beat-ley" going on.

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 21:46 | Link to Comment WmMcK
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(Read using Natasha's voice)

I try to think outside the box,
But sometimes those boxes have locks.
And to break myself free
With creative esprit,
I have to be crazy like fox.

-- Madeleine Begun Kane

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 21:59 | Link to Comment SqueekyFromm
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WmMck:

OH, thank you for telling me about her! I had never heard of her, but I am sure going to read more at her website. I did know who Robert Benchley was because my father had some of his books.

Thx!!!

Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 22:09 | Link to Comment WmMcK
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It seems Wall Street is writing our laws;
Co’s like Citigroup — clause by bad clause.
If you think it’s a crime
That the rich win each time,
That right there is your probable cause.

http://www.madkane.com/madness/

Sat, 06/01/2013 - 01:08 | Link to Comment SqueekyFromm
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WmMcK:

LOL! Here is one I did a few weeks ago:

Toney Dow

There once was an Index named "Dow."

Which kept going up, God knows how.

Til an H-F-T flash,

Sent it down in a crash,

And the head of the FED had a cow.

 

Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 22:50 | Link to Comment tip e. canoe
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deeper hint here

(courtesy of uboob algos)

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 20:09 | Link to Comment Jena
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No alums of Whatsamatta U?

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 23:08 | Link to Comment TheFourthStooge-ing
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Well, there's William Conrad (yes, that William Conrad), series narrator (not to be confused with Hans Conried, voice of Snidely Whiplash) and, of course, June Foray, voice of Rocket J. Squirrel, Natasha Fatale, and Nell Fenwick.

 

Yeah, I can remember stuff like that, but where the hell did I put that epoxy I bought a few days ago?

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 23:49 | Link to Comment Jena
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lol!  Thanks for that!

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 20:10 | Link to Comment Downtoolong
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There was also that other cartoon series, Tooter Turtle, which often ran in tandem with R&B. Tooter’s friend Mr. Wizard, would transport him back in time to experience and learn from events of the past. But, while he was there Tooter always managed to eff  things up to the point of disaster and his impending doom, culminating in his desperate plea, “Duuh, help me Mr. Wizard”. In the nick of time Mr. Wizard would wave his magic wand while he chanted "Twizzle, twazzle, twozzle, twome; time for this one to come home.", and Tooter would be transported back to the safety of the present.

For obvious reasons, Bennie B. elicits my memories of Tooter Turtle. But, I’m concerned that I’ve never seen a single one of Bernanke’s peers or colleagues who has the powers or even remotely resembles Mr. Wizard.

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 21:42 | Link to Comment Restcase
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The box top refunds episode can better be related this way:

Bullwinkle's uncle died leaving him the world's largest collection or reedemable cereal coupons.

World economists and finance ministers convened to stave off the crisis in global production that would occur if the boxtops were redeemed all at once. All factory output would have to be immediately diverted to manufacturing the toys represented by the boxtop commitments. (Kind of like bending the world economy to honor some mb derivative commitments.)

As the world struggled withthe boxtop counterparty crisis, Boris and Natasha began counterfeiting their own boxtops in order to intentionally try to redeem them to bring world production to a halt.

After that I lost track of the story. An eerie bit of prophecy from the early 1960s.

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 23:43 | Link to Comment Freewheelin Franklin
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Natasha is planning "big trouble for moose and squirrel".

Sat, 06/01/2013 - 00:49 | Link to Comment ebworthen
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Thanks for reminding me of Rocky and Bullwinkle!

Great fun, grew up with them too.

Sat, 06/01/2013 - 05:23 | Link to Comment lamont cranston
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Ahhhh, the jewel encrusted boat. Actuallly, it was encrusted with RED jewels and on its bow was written "Omar Khayyam". So, it was the "Ruby Yacht of Omar Khayyam".

Sat, 06/01/2013 - 07:55 | Link to Comment connda
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That was such a multi-dimensional show.  When I was a kid it was a cartoon, and later, I understood the social commentary.  It woke me up.  Which is why I'm awake today, or at least it influenced my futue.

Sat, 06/01/2013 - 09:51 | Link to Comment d edwards
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Priceless article! It must have taken alot of work to gather all those cliffhanger titles. I always watched Rocky & Bullwinkle.

 

"Down to Earth or The Bullwinkle Bounce" could give us a new market term "The Dead Moose Bounce."

 

Sat, 06/01/2013 - 11:32 | Link to Comment lamont cranston
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I also remember two guys in trench coats who walk up to Bullwinkle. One opens his coat flap showing a badge and says "Army". The other does the same and says "Intelligence". Bullwinkle responds, "Dotcha think that's a contradiction in terms?" 

Also, in one of the poetry corner shorts, there are only "three & twenty" blackbirds in a pie, so King Boris orders to lop Moose's head off. However, Rocky discovers an egg in the pie that is given to Bullwinkle that makes it four & twenty as in the children's rhyme. He hands it to King Boris and says, "Here you are, Your Majesty. I have always wanted to give you the bird."

How the hell that got by the censors amazes me. 

Sat, 06/01/2013 - 13:14 | Link to Comment Moe Howard
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Rodger Ramjet, a cartoon that followed Rocky & Bullwinkle, had an episode with a great line at the end:

Rodger says "Tune in next week kids or I'll draft your brother".

 

Draft humor.

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