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Courtesy of this picture, we can at least put to rest all rumors that G-Pap and Pauly-K are the same person...

 

 

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Fri, 05/31/2013 - 15:46 | 3614789 Spitzer
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First

 

I watched that debate. Newt and Art wasted these 2 epic losers.

Why didn't G-Pap fill Krugman in on what happens when interest rates rise ? My bad.. They don't.

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 15:47 | 3614832 The Shootist
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I couldn't make it past the intro.'s. Isn't it awkward that G -Pap was on the "beggar thy neighbor" team?

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 15:48 | 3614844 kliguy38
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No rope allowed in the building

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 15:59 | 3614911 jbvtme
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why are these two chumps news?

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 16:39 | 3615090 NotApplicable
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C'mon now. The circus is in town. Why all the clown hate?

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 16:46 | 3615115 giggler123
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Mines bigger than yours.  Ho, ho, I'll just print some more...

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 17:20 | 3615217 I am more equal...
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Photo caption:

 

"I, G-Pap, have fisted Pauly-K and he felt nothing, absolutely nothing."

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 20:22 | 3615715 philipat
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I'm surprised that G-Pap didn't discuss the merits of the Swiss Banking system in the context of Eurozone bail-ins. Ooops, no, that was only his relatives wasn't it?

What a hypocrite.

Sat, 06/01/2013 - 09:57 | 3616385 tdag
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I'll take Greek Youth Unemployment for $400, Alex.

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 15:52 | 3614872 bank guy in Brussels
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G-Pap did win the award for most hilarious song video about an EU leader

The hit 'F-ck You Papandreou', with its lyrics to the tune of Falco's 'Amadeus':

« ... But Papandreou didn't give a sh-t, and then he said
'I'm gonna hold a referendum about this deal of yours'
And then the leaders of the Eurozone said 'F-ck you Papandreou' »

Only one minute, but terrific

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x43dCWkDWFU

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 15:52 | 3614875 Spitzer
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I fast forwarded those losers. It will make a guy puke.

I was surpised how Austrian Newt was.

And yeah. G-pap is a crony phony. He worked side by side with Goldman to rape his country.

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 16:32 | 3615062 malikai
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Just looking at the picture makes me ill.

I tried to withstand that debate he had with the Spanish fella. But I couldn't even take that one.

The questions from that journalist gal got my attention though.

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 15:42 | 3614801 Shizzmoney
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"Morton's after the show, guys?"

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 15:45 | 3614819 SheepDog-One
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Sphincter says what?

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 15:57 | 3614898 mudduck
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Pap says "my butt hurts." Krug answers "yes, it does".

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 16:03 | 3614919 Zero Govt
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Oh it's Pap, thought it was America's biziest after-dinner speaker, and part-time US Vice President, Jo Biden

...don't all balding lefties start looking alike after a certain age?!!

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 16:09 | 3614958 Edward Fiatski
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"Pass the salt, s'il vous plait, mon communist-thieving ami."
"-But I'm le tired."

***

"The shredded paper stacks were this high in our tax offices.
-Uh, oh."

***

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 16:16 | 3614961 Edward Fiatski
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"Mr. Krugman, but on your visit to Athens, you personally said we would succeed, if only we'd...
-I don't know this man, I don't know what he's talking about. This discussion is over."

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 15:45 | 3614821 mike.k
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production of purple ties is necessary to create job growth

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 15:46 | 3614825 Kiss My Iceland...
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"Separated at birth" ?

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 15:47 | 3614835 XRAYD
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Beware of Geeks and Greeks!

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 15:47 | 3614837 nonclaim
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Legs... can we get the light spot a little bit to the background, please?

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 15:47 | 3614839 Flounder
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Krugman:  Eeuuw...I have to get his DNA out from under my fingernails.

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 15:50 | 3614842 Aurora Ex Machina
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When we put Grandad in the home, we at least knew he'd have company, and it was for the best, he was getting forgetful and looked so confused all the time.

He likes it there, it reminds him of the old days, and they serve jelly and ice-cream on Fridays.

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 15:48 | 3614843 Freedumb
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"So now I will hand discussion over to my colleague, Nobel Laureate Paul Krugman, who will explain how $500 trillion USD will fix the Greek economy, permanently end poverty and hunger, and prevent war from ever happening again"

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 15:50 | 3614861 Beam Me Up Scotty
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"$500 trillion USD"

Wonder how fast those printers can print.  Set the printers on RAMMING SPEED!!

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 18:56 | 3615476 12ToothAssassin
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Set printers to "Ludicrous speed" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygE01sOhzz0

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 16:07 | 3614943 SpeakerFTD
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I have decided to legally change my first name to NobelPrizeWinner.    Then I too can claim genius even as I spout iillogical, irrelevant, and contradictory nonsense.

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 15:51 | 3614858 catch edge ghost
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I'm a kinesics expert on both the Internet and the Twitter.

The clown on the left is thinking he can't wait to put his irrational in the clown on the other left's exuberance.

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 15:51 | 3614863 Kiss My Iceland...
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You know, that's a great question .... any other questions ?

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 15:52 | 3614873 Dr. Venkman
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My people invented democracy

 

My people destroyed it

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 16:01 | 3614918 nonclaim
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The Democrats took over ancient Athens by means of a ... coup! No popular vote, no consultation whatsoever.

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 17:28 | 3615237 Agent P
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He's not "my" people.

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 15:52 | 3614876 Rottenclam
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I thought this was a debate on whether to short NFLX or not.  Bullish.

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 15:53 | 3614882 debtor of last ...
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Per capita, family graves are cheaper.

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 15:53 | 3614883 AcidRastaHead
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Not so fast, they can still be the same person:

http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn18669-first-quantum-effects-seen-i...

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 15:54 | 3614886 Pairadimes
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"I'm tryin to think, but nuthin's happening!"

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 15:57 | 3614890 Zero Govt
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Leftie: where's our top White House economics advisor, Jon Corzine?!

Leftie (on the right) : in hiding fleecing his clients, no shame, it's what Socialists do on a national scale

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 15:56 | 3614895 sangell
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I told you Paul, I don't have your money, I invested it in Cyprus!

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 15:57 | 3614899 GraveyardSpiral
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"Paul, look at me when I'm talking to you, what I'm trying to ask is this: Will you allow me to come over to your house and break your window in order to PROVE THIS TO YOU!"

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 16:07 | 3614942 Zero Govt
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of course, I'm always shovel ready to talk total shit about economics

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 15:57 | 3614901 Motorhead
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Only their mother can tell them apart.

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 15:58 | 3614904 Voicefather
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Bachelor number 2, if we were making whoopee, what's a sexy Keynesian phrase you would whisper into my ear?

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 16:03 | 3614932 eaglerock
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"Keynesians do it deeper" (debt that is)

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 16:27 | 3615026 Temporalist
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"Size, much like deficits, don't matter."

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 16:48 | 3615119 Wakanda
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"Bend over muppet."

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 17:05 | 3615178 denverdolomte
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+10 for that reference.

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 16:01 | 3614914 Satan
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What the fuck is wrong with Krugman's hands? I never realised he was a Thamalidihide Baby...

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 16:02 | 3614921 IridiumRebel
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"And here are our two next contestants on TRILLION DOLLAR PONZI PYRAMID!!!!!!!" 

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 16:04 | 3614936 ejmoosa
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Krugman just makes up shit as he goes, denying anything said that opposes his comments.  He does not want to punish the successful.  He just wants enough tax dollars for some really needed programs.

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 16:04 | 3614938 ebworthen
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G-Pap:  "It is clear that debt leads to prosperity."

Krugman:  (to himself) "God I love this Man, he must be my Brother from another Mother."

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 16:06 | 3614941 RichardENixon
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"It's so massive I have to use both hands"

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 16:13 | 3614967 The Shootist
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Two wild and crazy Taper Twins getting hosed.

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 16:27 | 3615032 1C3-N1N3
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Krug: Blah blah, moar QE, derp derp.

G-Pap: Hey, doc, you got a lighter?

 

(Lance Hunt wears glasses. Captain Amazing doesn't wear glasses!)

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 16:50 | 3615132 q99x2
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No it wasn't Obama, it was Ben Bernanke that got me interested in the Greek form of what G. Pap had to offer.

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 16:53 | 3615141 Freewheelin Franklin
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"It's time for yer Pap smear, Pauly."

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 17:07 | 3615180 denverdolomte
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funny how G-pap is making a fapping motion while krug is symbolizing his wish for having balls.

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 18:02 | 3615326 Debt Slave
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What would Krugman do if he had to get a real job? Maybe wash dishes at Denny's?

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 18:42 | 3615425 MS7
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What does Krugman have to do with G-Pap? G-Pap pretended to be a socialist to get elected and then as soon as he was in office he handed the country over to the IMF and implemented austerity, leading to the misery we see today. How did we find out that Greece was a sinking Titanic? Because G-Pap snitched. Why did he do it? Unknown. Krugman is a liberal. He writes against the eurozone's austerity policies.

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 18:59 | 3615486 trebuchet
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PAP: HEY KRUGMAN, YOU TOLD ME I HAD TO SPEND SPEND SPEND, DEFICITS DIDNT MATTER! WE ALMOST WENT BANKRUPT IN GREECE TRYING TO SPEND OUR WAY TO PROSPERITY! WE HAD THE HIGHEST PUBLIC SECTOR EMPLOYMENT PER GDP, THE HIGHEST PUBLIC SECTOR SPEND PER GDP, AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED!

 

KRUG: UHHMM AS I WAS SAYING, RR MADE EXCEL ERRORS SO THEIR ECONOMICS THINKING IS WRONG

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 19:37 | 3615577 Benjamin Glutton
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Once you go Greek you never go back...

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 19:49 | 3615618 Decimus Lunius ...
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Krug:  Hey, I'm just a commentator.  You know, with a snarky blog full of clever witticisms and biting criticism of my frienemies, and the occasional academic publication citing carefully selected evidence to prove my worldview.  You didn't actually expect any of that shit to apply to anything, right?  You did?  Check the NYT website for my opinion of how stupid you are.  

Pap:  Hey, I'm just a politician.  You know, a kind of talk-show host that signs things experts told me would be good.  My agent told me my legacy would look good if I came in during the hard times.  Even if only a few of you don't starve, you'll still have kids that will talk about me.  I'm really the Greek FDR without the bum legs.  Write that down: Greek FDR. 

Sat, 06/01/2013 - 01:15 | 3616154 caimen garou
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lumps of shit can't talk they just stink!

 

Sat, 06/01/2013 - 10:44 | 3616452 bdub2
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And now, Dr. Krugman, your response:

 

Honorable Nobel Prize Laureate and America's Economic Pride and Joy - Dr. Paul Krugman:

"(whispering)...noooo, like a REALLY BIG SUPER Majik COIN!!!...it would be A Trillion Gazillion Dollar coin! And, it would be made of Platinum, or Palladium, and I will wear it as a broach all along my merry and frought with trials and tribuls way on my quest for the invisible FLIM FLAM Statue From the Lords of NobelDorF!!! singing Build me a wig wam made of speckled sweaters...a printer goes...beep beep bing...beep beep bing spoink beep...."

 

Moderator:

"Yes...well...Thank you,,,Dr. Krug..."

America's Voice of Economic Reason and Logic - Nobel Prize Laureate Dr. Paul Krugman (con't):

"I"M NOT FINISHED!!! AND I'D ROLL MY MAJIK COIN TO FEDERAL RESERVE MANSION KINGDOM AND EXTINGUISH THE FLAMES OF DEBT FOREVER YA SEE! FOREVER! ALL HAIL ME. A printer goes BEEP BEEP BINK. BOINK...I WENT TO PRINCETON YOU CATTLE!!! PRINT S TOWN GET...hail Lords of 300. I am your bitch servant."

Moderator:

Cut his mike, again, please.

 

ende

 

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