Italy Labor Union Predicts Return To Pre-Crisis Employment By 2076

Tyler Durden's picture

By now it is conventional wisdom that the Italian economy is foundering alongside all other peripheral European nations as a result of a failed artificial currency leading to an inability for external rebalancing, a flawed monetary system leading to a collapse in credit demand, and the lack of any structural reform (and sorry, but when your budget deficit is soaring alongside your debt it's anything but "austerity's fault"). However, there is hope. According to Italy's trade union CGIL, good news may be just around the corner as Italy looks set to recover its pre-crisis unemployment level... In 2076, or a brief 63 years from now. "So, you're telling me there's a chance."

From Quotidiano:

It will take 63 years to recover employment levels of 2007. Only in 2076 will Italy return to the 25,026,400 units of labor standards in 2007 from 23,531,949 in 2014. This is stated in the office economic study of CGIL, which takes as its starting point the current context.

Some other metrics may not need to wait three generations until they "recover", among which GDP, which should return to pre-crisis levels in 2026, investment - by 2024, and productivity should be back in a brisk three years.

So much for the good news.

Now the bad news: "the level of real wages will never recover."

We are not sure if this was the base case, or the optimistic one. In either case, at least Italy has the Euro, and all that No Plan B "political capital" backing it.

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Seasmoke's picture

Well worth paying those Union Dues for

prains's picture

too bad their population will be 50 million by then,opps. so even if employment numbers grow the % of employed will still shrink

kaiserhoff's picture

That's not so bad.  I'll only be a hundred and...  WTF?

Midas's picture

"Just when I think they can't get any dumber,

...they do something like this, and TOTALLY REDEEM THEMSELVES!"


nasdaq99's picture

hard to make up shit any dumber than this.  brainless, gutless, totally morally bankrupt continent will implode this summer.

sweden riots popped up out of nowhere, now turkey popping up right outta nowhere.  it's gonna be likw whack-a-mole when they start burning it down in a month or so.  

a new group i hadn't heard of before has called for a national strike in portugal in july.  their name?  "Screw the Troika":,0,6436374.story

bank guy in Brussels's picture

And yesterday a mass of protesters advanced on euro-zone central bank headquarters in Frankfurt, to block the streets and entrances, and intimidate the European Central Bank employees

Blockupy the ECB ! was the theme (block + occupy)

The people in the streets are targeting the banks and central banks now ... it will indeed get hot

Somebody may well throw an incendiary and try to blow up that giant 'euro' € sign in front of the Frankfurt Central Bank building

« Thousands of anti-austerity protesters have flooded the streets leading to the European Central Bank in Frankfurt in a so-called ‘Blockupy’ protest. »

nasdaq99's picture

and meanwhile nigel farage gains strength and even if he can't get contol anytime soon, he is totally changing the debate.  love that guy.  i wish the US had ONE SINGLE POLITICIAN with his clarity and ability to get the message across.

Ghordius's picture

you wish for his clarity and ability to represent the Corporation of which he is a Fellow or the ones to take your country out of a trade union?

which reminds me: what is his position on the Transatlantic Trade Pact that Obama and Cameron want? it'd be a bit strange if he would not have noticed that...

meanwhile he enjoys being a MEP that represents his voters by abstaining on everything, as far as I'm informed. is this what convinces you? his voting record?

Acet's picture

Thanks to Nigel Farage I can come here to ZH and see that there are still suck... err ... people that believe that words speak louder than actions - in this world.

Give the man a pint - he's providing a public service.

nasdaq99's picture

he sees clearly enough that he can tell that the EU is becoming a fascist dictatorship that pushes it's people into the gutter to prevent their banks from collapsing.  he sees well enough that he can see that it WILL FAIL and therefore the sooner the better.  this summer you will watch a struggle in your joke of an EU and when the group "SCREW THE TROIKA" in portugal shuts down the country again in July and riots pop up everywhere, you will get to watch your EU socialists go from socialist to fascist if they hope to put it down.  Beppe Grillo will be waiting to take italy out of the euro soon enough.  New Dawn is gaining strength in greece with a freaking swasitka for an emblem!  how bad does it have to get before the people of europ decide that , yeah, the damn thing is broken?

Ghordius's picture

are you fearing or cheering the Far Right?

thatthingcanfly's picture

There is no such thing as the "Far Right." One either wants Western Civ to survive, or he does not. Within that context, "far" or "extreme" have no meaning, except to the culture-destroying leftists who wish to mischaracterize those who want the West to survive the leftist attacks.

nasdaq99's picture

nicely said thing,

the political spectrum is not really a flat line like most think.  it's a circle that comes together like in greece where the far right and the far left come together to push out the middle, the status quo.  the EU is dying and the faster they fail, the better for the people but sadly, they have to much engrained status quo to let it go until it implodes.  at least Farage recognizes the futility of a common currency in a totally uncommon group of people.  it will have to end very badly before it will be fixed, i fear.  it would take a Powerful lot of bribes to get anybody to join the EU after the disaster they are witnessing, but that too is happening. 

Bring the Gold's picture

Look for agent provocateurs to do exactly what you are talking about which will in turn justify the enforcement of a green zone around things like the ECB.

Vendetta's picture

at least someone besides pussy-riot is yelling at the root source of the problem in the world financial markets and economies

Burt Gummer's picture

These are just as good as cash, These are IOU's!

JeremyWS's picture

but they said there was a recovery.....

GeezerGeek's picture

Recoveries once were measured in months. How did we get to where they're measured in decades? And will any of us readers be alive then to check the prognostications?

IridiumRebel's picture

...if there still is an Italy by that time.

disabledvet's picture

"Holy Roman Empire." Move along...

sunny's picture

Makes you wonder who will be the chair of the Fed of the US government by then?  If there is a Fed.  If there is a US government.  Just wondering.


Totentänzerlied's picture

"the level of real wages will never recover."

This honesty is refreshing.

wee-weed up's picture

They need to take a hint from Obama...

Lie your ass off!

wee-weed up's picture

I see the resident Obama apologist is shitting in the punchbowl and running away without comment yet again.

Edward Fiatski's picture

Oh, boy.

Another confirmation of a HOT Summer - Friday Italy posted Quarterly Unemployment Rate at 11.9% vs. 11.2% exp & 11.4% prev (Rev from 11.2%)

No one is lending, no one is hiring, no one is (re-)investing.

Good job!

PontifexMaximus's picture

But still having a hard time to get a parking lot for ur car in Rome, Milan, Florence etc.

Edward Fiatski's picture

That's the increasing inventory. :-)

Seeking Aphids's picture

Return to full productivity in 3 years! There you have it.....we are fully productive with highunemployment.........time to reconsider the social contract......people  need to be paid for being productive in other senses - parents are productive, for example. As are artists and gardeners. They should be paid for their efforts to make our lives more beautiful and for raising children....unrealistic you say? So we should just keep paying huge salaries/bonuses to bankers, ceo's and politicians - all of whom are vital to society, right?

Rimon's picture

Does anyone really take 63yr predictions seriously? It's hard enough to have confidence 3yrs out.. Plus whenever a union whines they always have an incentive to sound dire to shakedown some concessions from policy makers.. Put this "prediction" into ignore basket

max2205's picture

Like 100 year bonds? 

Vendetta's picture

what they were really saying was there will be no employment recovery till everyone but the very youngest are dead.

Almost Solvent's picture

Says the piece of shit troll named Rimon.  Go back to the cunt you crawled out of.

lolmao500's picture

Thing is... just look back at what happened in the last 63 years... ya think the next 63 years are gonna be more or less eventful?? Your predictions that far out are worthless... but eh, it just shows the union mindset... if we say that's what's gonna be... that's what's gonna happen! Why? Because I said so! I'm from the union! I'm GOD!!

timbo_em's picture

Sorry but this prediction is outright ridiculous and their PhD-eCONomist should be fired asap. According to my seasonally-adjusted excel numbers it will be in Q1 of 2074.

Village-idiot's picture

I think you're being a little too optimistic.

Vendetta's picture

my excel numbers show Q3 of 2073 but I guess we're just splitting hairs and experiencing rounding errors.

B2u's picture

and the budget will be balanced by 2176.

foodstampbarry's picture

Whatsa madder you? You no like?

virgilcaine's picture

First one who bolts from the shackles wins. As of now they are all on the Eu chain gang for the sake of unity!

Navymugsy's picture

When I lived in Sicily in the early 80's unemployment was close to 40%. I guess they exported that model to mainland Italy. What a shame. Great country with great folks but shitty banker butt kissing leadership.

MFLTucson's picture

Sounds just like the US except we need to collapse this sovereign debt first and we will never be the manufacturing powerhouse with corrupt corporations, gangsters bankers  and babbling idiots like we now have in DC..

PontifexMaximus's picture

It will even take a 100 years as long as morons such as Camusso and Bonanni are heading the major unions. Never mind il bel paese will move along on the bumby road, even with 50 to 60% youth unemployment, they have hotel mama taking care of them. What to worry about.

Jena's picture

Really, what's the hurry?

Racer's picture

And they put up with this and not do an Iceland, why?

Village-idiot's picture

The media would rather ignore Iceland's 6.5% unemployment rate.

It doesn't quite jibe with the message they're trying to indoctrinate the masses with.

tip e. canoe's picture

 media would rather ignore Iceland's 6.5% unemployment rate...and that big fat juicy loan they took from the IMF