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Ben "Chairsatan" Bernanke's Advice To Princeton Grads: "Give 'Em Hell"

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After giving the world, or at least 99.4% of it (i.e., those non 0.6% who control $87.4 trillion of global assets), hell for the past 8 years, this is Ben Bernanke's conclusion of his speech during the baccalaureate ceremony at Princeton earlier today.

Congratulations, graduates. Give 'em hell.

Straight from the Chairsatan's mouth... Because it wasn't enough for once Princeton economist who has never traded a security in his life to take over the bond (and stock) market, crush the market's primary discounting function, and make an absolute mockery of price discovery for the 5th year running, here comes an entire graduating class of up and coming Chairsatans to perpetuate Bernanke's legacy. One couldn't make this up.

What other message did Benny (this time without the Inkjets) have to deliver to the graduating Princeton class? It wasn't the Ten Commandments, but it sure was close.

The Ten Suggestions

It's nice to be back at Princeton. I find it difficult to believe that it's been almost 11 years since I departed these halls for Washington. I wrote recently to inquire about the status of my leave from the university, and the letter I got back began, "Regrettably, Princeton receives many more qualified applicants for faculty positions than we can accommodate."1 

I'll extend my best wishes to the seniors later, but first I want to congratulate the parents and families here. As a parent myself, I know that putting your kid through college these days is no walk in the park. Some years ago I had a colleague who sent three kids through Princeton even though neither he nor his wife attended this university. He and his spouse were very proud of that accomplishment, as they should have been. But my colleague also used to say that, from a financial perspective, the experience was like buying a new Cadillac every year and then driving it off a cliff. I should say that he always added that he would do it all over again in a minute. So, well done, moms, dads, and families.

This is indeed an impressive and appropriate setting for a commencement. I am sure that, from this lectern, any number of distinguished spiritual leaders have ruminated on the lessons of the Ten Commandments. I don't have that kind of confidence, and, anyway, coveting your neighbor's ox or donkey is not the problem it used to be, so I thought I would use my few minutes today to make Ten Suggestions, or maybe just Ten Observations, about the world and your lives after Princeton. Please note, these points have nothing whatsoever to do with interest rates. My qualification for making such suggestions, or observations, besides having kindly been invited to speak today by President Tilghman, is the same as the reason that your obnoxious brother or sister got to go to bed later--I am older than you. All of what follows has been road-tested in real-life situations, but past performance is no guarantee of future results.

1. The poet Robert Burns once said something about the best-laid plans of mice and men ganging aft agley, whatever "agley" means. A more contemporary philosopher, Forrest Gump, said something similar about life and boxes of chocolates and not knowing what you are going to get. They were both right. Life is amazingly unpredictable; any 22-year-old who thinks he or she knows where they will be in 10 years, much less in 30, is simply lacking imagination. Look what happened to me: A dozen years ago I was minding my own business teaching Economics 101 in Alexander Hall and trying to think of good excuses for avoiding faculty meetings. Then I got a phone call . . . In case you are skeptical of Forrest Gump's insight, here's a concrete suggestion for each of the graduating seniors. Take a few minutes the first chance you get and talk to an alum participating in his or her 25th, or 30th, or 40th reunion--you know, somebody who was near the front of the P-rade. Ask them, back when they were graduating 25, 30, or 40 years ago, where they expected to be today. If you can get them to open up, they will tell you that today they are happy and satisfied in various measures, or not, and their personal stories will be filled with highs and lows and in-betweens. But, I am willing to bet, those life stories will in almost all cases be quite different, in large and small ways, from what they expected when they started out. This is a good thing, not a bad thing; who wants to know the end of a story that's only in its early chapters? Don't be afraid to let the drama play out.

2. Does the fact that our lives are so influenced by chance and seemingly small decisions and actions mean that there is no point to planning, to striving? Not at all. Whatever life may have in store for you, each of you has a grand, lifelong project, and that is the development of yourself as a human being. Your family and friends and your time at Princeton have given you a good start. What will you do with it? Will you keep learning and thinking hard and critically about the most important questions? Will you become an emotionally stronger person, more generous, more loving, more ethical? Will you involve yourself actively and constructively in the world? Many things will happen in your lives, pleasant and not so pleasant, but, paraphrasing a Woodrow Wilson School adage from the time I was here, "Wherever you go, there you are." If you are not happy with yourself, even the loftiest achievements won't bring you much satisfaction.

3. The concept of success leads me to consider so-called meritocracies and their implications. We have been taught that meritocratic institutions and societies are fair. Putting aside the reality that no system, including our own, is really entirely meritocratic, meritocracies may be fairer and more efficient than some alternatives. But fair in an absolute sense? Think about it. A meritocracy is a system in which the people who are the luckiest in their health and genetic endowment; luckiest in terms of family support, encouragement, and, probably, income; luckiest in their educational and career opportunities; and luckiest in so many other ways difficult to enumerate--these are the folks who reap the largest rewards. The only way for even a putative meritocracy to hope to pass ethical muster, to be considered fair, is if those who are the luckiest in all of those respects also have the greatest responsibility to work hard, to contribute to the betterment of the world, and to share their luck with others. As the Gospel of Luke says (and I am sure my rabbi will forgive me for quoting the New Testament in a good cause): "From everyone to whom much has been given, much will be required; and from the one to whom much has been entrusted, even more will be demanded" (Luke 12:48, New Revised Standard Version Bible). Kind of grading on the curve, you might say.

4. Who is worthy of admiration? The admonition from Luke--which is shared by most ethical and philosophical traditions, by the way--helps with this question as well. Those most worthy of admiration are those who have made the best use of their advantages or, alternatively, coped most courageously with their adversities. I think most of us would agree that people who have, say, little formal schooling but labor honestly and diligently to help feed, clothe, and educate their families are deserving of greater respect--and help, if necessary--than many people who are superficially more successful. They're more fun to have a beer with, too. That's all that I know about sociology.

5. Since I have covered what I know about sociology, I might as well say something about political science as well. In regard to politics, I have always liked Lily Tomlin's line, in paraphrase: "I try to be cynical, but I just can't keep up." We all feel that way sometime. Actually, having been in Washington now for almost 11 years, as I mentioned, I feel that way quite a bit. Ultimately, though, cynicism is a poor substitute for critical thought and constructive action. Sure, interests and money and ideology all matter, as you learned in political science. But my experience is that most of our politicians and policymakers are trying to do the right thing, according to their own views and consciences, most of the time. If you think that the bad or indifferent results that too often come out of Washington are due to base motives and bad intentions, you are giving politicians and policymakers way too much credit for being effective. Honest error in the face of complex and possibly intractable problems is a far more important source of bad results than are bad motives. For these reasons, the greatest forces in Washington are ideas, and people prepared to act on those ideas. Public service isn't easy. But, in the end, if you are inclined in that direction, it is a worthy and challenging pursuit.

6. Having taken a stab at sociology and political science, let me wrap up economics while I'm at it. Economics is a highly sophisticated field of thought that is superb at explaining to policymakers precisely why the choices they made in the past were wrong. About the future, not so much. However, careful economic analysis does have one important benefit, which is that it can help kill ideas that are completely logically inconsistent or wildly at variance with the data. This insight covers at least 90 percent of proposed economic policies.

7. I'm not going to tell you that money doesn't matter, because you wouldn't believe me anyway. In fact, for too many people around the world, money is literally a life-or-death proposition. But if you are part of the lucky minority with the ability to choose, remember that money is a means, not an end. A career decision based only on money and not on love of the work or a desire to make a difference is a recipe for unhappiness.

8. Nobody likes to fail but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game.

9. I spoke earlier about definitions of personal success in an unpredictable world. I hope that as you develop your own definition of success, you will be able to do so, if you wish, with a close companion on your journey. In making that choice, remember that physical beauty is evolution's way of assuring us that the other person doesn't have too many intestinal parasites. Don't get me wrong, I am all for beauty, romance, and sexual attraction--where would Hollywood and Madison Avenue be without them? But while important, those are not the only things to look for in a partner. The two of you will have a long trip together, I hope, and you will need each other's support and sympathy more times than you can count. Speaking as somebody who has been happily married for 35 years, I can't imagine any choice more consequential for a lifelong journey than the choice of a traveling companion.

10. Call your mom and dad once in a while. A time will come when you will want your own grown-up, busy, hyper-successful children to call you. Also, remember who paid your tuition to Princeton.

Those are my suggestions. They're probably worth exactly what you paid for them. But they come from someone who shares your affection for this great institution and who wishes you the best for the future.

Congratulations, graduates. Give 'em hell.



1. Note to journalists: This is a joke. My leave from Princeton expired in 2005



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Sun, 06/02/2013 - 19:15 | 3618970 SheepleLOVEched...
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Does anyone have a pic of Mrs. Bernanke?

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 19:21 | 3618983 flacon
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Hell is where this evil creature came from. Go back to Hell Mr. Bernanke, and take your wife with you:

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 19:26 | 3619000 DaddyO
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What was he supposed to tell them, Give 'em, Heaven?


Sun, 06/02/2013 - 19:44 | 3619036 Deo vindice
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When one remembers that Princeton was founded to train men for the Christian ministry, it sure has fallen a long, long ways.

It used to train men to teach how people could keep from hell. Now it tells its grads to send them there.

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 19:51 | 3619044 THX 1178
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I shudder to think where I'd be if I stopped being cynical... If I just trusted whatever I was told all of the time... of course Mr. Bernanke wants us to be calm, compliant and placated. OF COURSE. I just looked on his wikipedia... it says he is a republican. Someone explain that to me. Forgive me If im a bit cynical, but I dont believe it..

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 20:14 | 3619076 fonzannoon
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I was there, he said "Give em hell.......I did!"

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 23:24 | 3619481 Big Slick
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"Also, remember who paid your tuition to Princeton."

We will, and we will.



Mon, 06/03/2013 - 03:35 | 3619681 Manthong
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Oh, they'll get hell alright.. thanks to Ben's "policy".

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 20:16 | 3619080 aint no fortuna...
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Fuck Bernanke

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 22:42 | 3619385 e_goldstein
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It would have been priceless if someone stood up and yelled

"Fuck you Bernanke."

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 20:53 | 3619157 thecoloredsky
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"Mr. Bernanke, which political affiliation would you like to belong to?"

"I don't give a shit."

Signed: Bubbles Butt fuckee Bernanke

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 04:36 | 3619700 Disenchanted
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re: "When one remembers that Princeton was founded to train men for the Christian ministry, it sure has fallen a long, long ways."




(and I am sure my rabbi will forgive me for quoting the New Testament in a good cause)


Fuck off Talmud Ben Shalom..."genetic endowment" my ass.

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 20:00 | 3619057 Doomer
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Are you in the third grade?

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 04:15 | 3619690 Urban Redneck
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Why was the Chair Satan's speech to Ivy League UNIVERSITY graduates written to a US high-school FRESHMAN level?


And why does the bass ackwards US system let anyone advance from ELEMENTARY SCHOOL who couldn't comprehend that drivel... 

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 20:01 | 3619061 smlbizman
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#11) get urself a fine ass printer.....

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 22:47 | 3619403 Motorboat
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Clowns, the both of 'em.

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 20:34 | 3619127 Edward Fiatski
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"1. Note to journalists: This is a joke. My leave from Princeton expired in 2005"


I've read through his whole presentation - Ben is actually a really nice, living-breathing, down-to-earth guy.

Love you, Bernanke!

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 23:37 | 3619502 hungarianboy
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Well, at least he tries to save many many people from misery.

Can't tell that from most of ZH readers who only think about gold and silver.

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 00:28 | 3619581 sgorem
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"Does anyone have a pic of Mrs. Bernanke?" there is no record of any camera anywhere, anytime, that has been able to function properly while photographing the little mrs.

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 19:17 | 3618972 ebworthen
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About time real people introduce the intelligentsia to real Hell.

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 19:17 | 3618974 LetThemEatRand
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Fuck You Bernanke!! (it is appropriate for every post, but this one especially)

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 19:18 | 3618977 JustPrintMoreDuh
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Marching orders from satans spawn.

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 19:45 | 3619039 Being Free
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Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name.  But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game.

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 19:22 | 3618986 DawgAss
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YOU, "Go To Hell" and tomorrow is not soon enough!

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 19:59 | 3618987 Yen Cross
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 "Chair Satan", recruiting speech.

   Show yourself ? Sasquatch Libtard!

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 19:24 | 3618991 Dasa Slooofoot
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Call your mom and dad once in a while....  remember who paid your tuition to Princeton.


Bernake made a funny.  

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 19:26 | 3618999 Tyler Durden
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Who paid: the Federal government's loans, and soon, upon student loan monetization by the same Federal Reserve, US taxpayers?

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 19:32 | 3619014 Yen Cross
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 It's all Funny money these days Tyler.

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 19:36 | 3619022 The Shootist
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"We're all debt slaves now camarades (except me and my cronies.)" -Debt Bro

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 19:34 | 3619017 SolidSnake961
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Give em hell- something that you say in order to tell someone who is going to take part in a competition to try as hard as they can to win

try to understand bernanke is an academic who is just giving some useful advice that is all relevant for current graduates during this speech

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 19:25 | 3618993 WTFUD
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Greek sentiment is at a 5 year high!
Lest i forget, lets Mummify this Bastard.

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 19:30 | 3619008 Waterfallsparkles
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Maybe he was talking about the Middle Class and Poor people that do not benefit from Monitary Easing.

Yes, it appears that he has created Hell on Earth for all of them.

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 19:33 | 3619012 piceridu
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Sun, 06/02/2013 - 19:33 | 3619015 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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10. Call your mom and dad once in a while. A time will come when you will want your own grown-up, busy, hyper-successful children to call you. Also, remember who paid your tuition to Princeton.


It probably in most cases wasn't their parents..........

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 19:40 | 3619023 One And Only
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Who's egging Ben's house with me tonight?

I heard if you put an egg on the hood of a car it ruins the paint job. We should soooo do it...

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 20:30 | 3619118 earnyermoney
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Etch Fuck You Ben in the paint.

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 19:37 | 3619025 Cacete de Ouro
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Hand me the keys Bernanke you fucking cocksucker fuck mutherfucker .....

sorry, got a bit carried away...;)

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 19:42 | 3619033 gold mans sack
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Sheer the goy!

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 04:39 | 3619701 Disenchanted
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I think you meant shear, but +1 for your enthusiasm.

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 19:44 | 3619037 XRAYD
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he admits economists do not know what they are doing about the future and he has carried on for five years? this man is sick in his mind and he is making the rest of us and the country even more so.

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 01:39 | 3619635 verum quod lies
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Against his instructions, and as cynical as I am, that one even made me pause for a WTF!!!?

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 19:55 | 3619050 DavidC
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History will not judge Bernanke well.


Sun, 06/02/2013 - 20:00 | 3619056 Yen Cross
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   Bernanke is living in a " Missile Silo". 

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 20:10 | 3619058 newengland
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Bernanke and parents like him are failures, and hope to run off into the sunset before the kids they still want to be their fans get wise to the fiatsco based on the Party on, 60s generation,  something for nothing and checks for free.

Failures who hope to get away with the biggest heist in history before it blows up in their face, and leaves them poor.

They need their children to defend them, and 'give 'em hell' to the rest of the world...whatever that desperate sociopathic declaration means to him and anyone stupid enough to follow in his footsteps, or their overpaid underperforming parents who are dim enough to pay slave wages to foreigners, wage endless war, excuse illegal aliens...all so they can pretend to be wealthy, but pursue their nouveau riche vanity at the cost of the USA and every other country.

Pay Americans for doing jobs in America. Stop endless wars for the failed parents like Bernanke and his ilk, their corporatism; their theft of taxes and lives.

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 01:46 | 3619639 verum quod lies
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I think the operative expression you use is "desperate sociopathic declaration". I would have more respect for him as a sociopath if he didn't seem to need positive validation from 21 year old Princeton graduates.

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 20:10 | 3619071 LawsofPhysics
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Karma bitchez...

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 20:14 | 3619077 newengland
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Karma for hateful tribes in other nations too. May's death toll in Iraq exceeds 1000, and 700 of those were in Baghdad.

War: profit for the few, worldwide.

Bernanke and the wannabe princelings of Princeton are no different than power broker pimps in every other country. This ends when the fiatsco ends, they know.

Frightened little money grubbing warmongering central banksters in every land indoctrinate their children.

Game over, soon.

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 20:19 | 3619085 Yen Cross
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  Luv ya girlfriend. +1

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 22:00 | 3619074 medium giraffe
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1. Robert Burns was a tax collector.  Therefore it is safe to disregard his opinions.

2. I'm glad you are happy with yourself Ben.  That makes one of us at least.

3. Meritocracy vs. what? Cronytocracy?

4. You overestimate your ability to understand human beings.

5. Public service might be better undertaken if one understands one's subject matter. See #4.

6. Unless the underlying economic theories are themselves 'completely logically inconsistent'.

7. Why does one become the figurehead of a banking cartel, I wonder?

8. Does your uniform come with pants? It's hard to tell under all of that shit.

9. I'm glad you've developed your own ideas of personal success, otherwise you might have been a total failure.

10. There isn't enough vomit in the world.


Sun, 06/02/2013 - 20:19 | 3619084 suicidalpsychologist
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Very, very badly chosen words, but not suprising. The typical completely corrupt asshole from the 60s who s become a cynical capitalist monster.


Sun, 06/02/2013 - 20:19 | 3619088 DavosSherman
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I've taken shits that smell better

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 20:19 | 3619089 chubbar
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So, meritocracy is about being the luckiest in being supported, family life, etc. I wonder how that played with the orphan in the crowd who worked his/her ass off while working tables in order to have meal money during school. The kid who against all odds got a scholarship because he/she spent weekends in the library boning up for AP exams. Yeah, it's all about luck. You didn't learn that! It fucking never ends with these assholes.

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 20:20 | 3619093 lolmao500
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Nikkei already crashing. Lulz.

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 20:23 | 3619102 PiltdownMan
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Bernanke is an ivy tower academic who makes the classic mistake of believing his own simplistic models.

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 20:23 | 3619106 WTFUD
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Is this cunt who has 300 words to his vocabulary and spins them around at all of these grillings ( laugh ) from congress:-

a) thick-skinned, dilusional, living in a bubble
b) a nasty piece of shit like Tim Geithner and Hank Paulson who is very much aware of his crimes against humanity?

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 20:28 | 3619113 earnyermoney
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This fucker is tone deaf.

Hey Princeton, Jump You Fuckers.


Q. Hey Ben, did Paul Krugman blow you in the faculty lounge before your address? If yes, did he swallow when you pulled out?

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 20:31 | 3619117 Treason Season
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Definition of Benocide; Starving a large portion of the world's population by the overproduction of the world resreve currency. Thus the expression, "Berskanke gave them hell." originated.

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 20:32 | 3619121 WTF2
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Sun, 06/02/2013 - 20:32 | 3619122 WTF2
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Sun, 06/02/2013 - 20:32 | 3619125 WTF2
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I heard he landed by helicopter..

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 20:33 | 3619129 q99x2
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And to talk about a parade of perverts. This just out from CNBC:

Jeremy Siegel Still Sees Dow 17,000

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 20:50 | 3619154 Yen Cross
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   The calm before the storm

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 20:51 | 3619155 dolph9
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Princeton used to be somewhat of a holdout.

Now the entire Ivy League is hostage to the Jews.

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 21:23 | 3619218 Totentänzerlied
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Sun, 06/02/2013 - 21:14 | 3619205 pragmatic hobo
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what a dope ...

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 21:23 | 3619215 jtz5
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"Will you become an emotionally stronger person, more generous, more loving, more ethical?"

Ethics? Really? Are you fucking kidding me? This guy has some balls.

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 21:26 | 3619224 Vooter
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"8. Nobody likes to fail but failure is an essential part of life and of learning."

You could have fooled us, asshole...

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 21:29 | 3619227 StarTedStackin'
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Sing along now................................





Sunshine and Happiness



Unicorn and Rainbows







and Butterflies........





Let's hear it for the Amish Like Who drive cars and have a stack......





Sun, 06/02/2013 - 21:44 | 3619265 knowshitsurelock
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This is the pied piper who is leading the parade into hell, while singing the praises of Keynesian fiat debt slavery and economic destruction, wearing a pleated skirt and bobby socks and sucking Paul Krugmans dick?

This is who the graduates are supposed to listen to?

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 21:51 | 3619279 JR
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It’s rather an easy job today for Ben to get support for his Keynesian socialist policies. The First Amendment clause that prohibits the government from banning speech because it does not agree with the message has been trashed in academia which holds America’s students as a captive audience.

As a result, Dennis Prager says: "The list of keynote commencement speakers at Ivy League institutions for 2013 does not include a single conservative, a study authored by the conservative Young America’s Foundation (YAF) found.

“Only Brown University, which chooses a commencement keynote from among its students, did not have a 2013 speaker who is generally associated with the left.”

Bill O’Reilly reported yesterday on that a new study by the Los Angeles Times “looked at the invited commencement speakers for 150 colleges and universities (and) there are just 4 conservative speakers, as opposed to at least 69 liberal speakers.

Says O’Reilly: “The reason few conservative speakers are invited is that college administrators are frightened by radical-left students and faculty. Last month, Karl Rove's speech at the University of Massachusetts was disrupted, and so was the address by Sen. Rand Paul at Howard University. Nobody wants a graduation ceremony turned into an ideological circus, and that's what often happens when perceived conservatives are invited to speak on certain campuses.”

Continues O’Reilly: “There is no question that liberal indoctrination is a fact of life on most American college campuses. Tenure means never having to say you're sorry or you're wrong. And, overwhelmingly, tenured college teachers are liberal. They dominate and intimidate their students. If you go up against them, your grade often suffers. There is a tyranny in higher education that is gravely harming this nation.

“When a distinguished medical doctor and author such as Ben Carson has to withdraw as a commencement speaker at Johns Hopkins University because some loons don't like his conservative point of view, you know there is trouble in River City.”


Sun, 06/02/2013 - 22:42 | 3619386 Yen Cross
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  Quit over thinking "yourself" J.R.   Remember May 2010?  You taught me how to trade. eur/usd 2010<

   Aud/Usd? Same as it ever was?

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 00:10 | 3619555 JR
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Good advice, Yen.   Shortly I’m going to give myself a few "thinking" days off. Same as it ever was, Yen; you’re the best.

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 22:25 | 3619325 Cabreado
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The Narcissist and the Sociopath are generally quite charming.

For those paying attention, "creepy" fits the bill.

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 22:30 | 3619350 f16hoser
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"Give 'Em Hell" (So we can suck the Wealth out of you too)!

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 22:34 | 3619363 Downtoolong
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So long Ben, and thanks for all the hell.


Sun, 06/02/2013 - 23:15 | 3619456 Fix It Again Timmy
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What a crock of shit......BEST advice I ever got was: "Never go to your boss with a problem" - That has paid off very handsomely for me over time....

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 00:19 | 3619569 icanhasbailout
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We just enact monetary policy and they think it's hell.

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 00:43 | 3619591 sbenard
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Hell? You mean like Bernanke's giving US?

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 00:59 | 3619601 401K of Dooom
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Hey Ben!  You like to hang out with the proletariat?  Then I have some places you can go to and exchange witty Bon-Mots with the Hoi-polloi:


Heck, if you play your cards right, you could be a contender for President.







Mon, 06/03/2013 - 01:07 | 3619607 401K of Dooom
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Oh and one more thing.  Ben, if you need inspiration, check out this video from YouTube:


Help me!  I need my M.T.V.!!!



Mon, 06/03/2013 - 02:17 | 3619655 wisefool
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"Give them Hell"

"War is the health of the State"

"The health of the state is War"


The IRS and the war rationing tax code is as important as his 1600 on the SAT. The current Fed can not exist without the current tax code. Can we suffer the GEDs who implement?

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 04:02 | 3619685 NuYawkFrankie
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Re Bernanke's Speech at Princeton...

Presposterous, pipsqueak, poseur pushes platitudes packaged in pablum at Princeton. Puckin' prick.

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 04:46 | 3619702 Shylockracy
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Chairsatan and his Gadarene piglets can dish out Hell all right; but can they take it when the time comes?

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 04:49 | 3619703 xialala
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I have to admit that a few points uncle Ben made caught my eyes.

However, the biggest failure is not talking about "what ppl/graduates can/should bring to the society".

Of course, Bernake got fame, money, status, and is on top in a society. But I would not agree that he has been successful on his job. 

He is at a wonderful position to make the world a better place, but failed in many aspects.

Such a shame!























Mon, 06/03/2013 - 04:53 | 3619704 Haus-Targaryen
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I find it interesting that so many people on here have such a sexual fascination with good ol' Ben . Constantly wanting to penetrate him.  Quite odd.  

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 04:54 | 3619705 Haus-Targaryen
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Oh yeah -- fuck you Bernanke. 

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 06:45 | 3619757 Chicago bear
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Getting accepted to Princeton is a much better experience than graduating.

Everyone was looking forward to this speech last night. All those parents of graduates, many of whom lost their jobs during these past 4 years, many who lost 50% of their wealth these past 4 years, many of whom got divorced over money issues in these past 4 years, were just told by BB that they were "lucky." None of them were "competent" as Jim Rogers suggests; none of them "earned it the hard way;" none of them deserve credit for their achievement. BB just revealed several truths about himself and his office: 

  • "I got a call." Who called him that fateful day in his P'ton office? Why did they call him and not a PhD with an independent mind? To whom is he beholden? 
  • He does not believe the Message of the Bible. He might fear for his eternal destiny having profaned the Word of God, mocking even God's Word with a Ten Observations reference, putting himself as the Moses of our day, with him as the (m)essenger. I now pity him with what he's just done. 
  • If he wrote that himself, which the tone suggests, he effetively said, "You have no idea how much I run your total existence. You have no idea how my words on a cell phone call or in front of Congress increased the tuition price that your parents paid, or you paid, or you will pay, for this education. You have no idea how MEANINGLESS YOU ARE, and how IMPORTANT I AM and how IMPORTANT MY BOARD IS." 

Whole thing makes me sick. I had family there last night; they were proud to think that BB was going to give a speech. Historically Princeton specifically did not invite famous graduation/ commencement speakers so as to put attention to the graduates, and not to the speaker. University President Tilghman has seen to the final embarrassment (of course she thinks it is her crowning high moment) to have BB as the speaker in her last days of office at the school that has been so damaging to the United States yet so helpful to the Globalists. Ugh. 


Mon, 06/03/2013 - 06:48 | 3619758 Chicago bear
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I've seen the list of Economics Department "Highest Honors" for the class of 2013. Of the 15 names, 3 have the look and sound of being westerners. Wow; the implications!

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 08:14 | 3619826 Cheduba
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"I think most of us would agree that people who have, say, little formal schooling but labor honestly and diligently to help feed, clothe, and educate their families are deserving of greater respect--and help, if necessary--than many people who are superficially more successful."

Yes, because sh*tting on the poor with inflation is a great way to show respect and give them a helping hand.  Let them eat fiat!

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