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Mrs Watanabe Has Left The Building

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If the further away from USDJPY 105-110, the latest BOJ "soft target" on the pair, we go, the weaker the case for Abenomics, than we wouldn't be surprised if Japan's marionette PM, whose only bidding was to reflate global stock markets, price stability, quality of Japanese life and soaring import costs, be damned, is about to see an escalation in bathroom runs, leading to yet another disgraced exit, hopefully his final this time, from Japanese politics. And with that the great Japanese reflation experiment will end. Nikkei futures continue to fade - getting closer and closer to the 20% correction that marks the start of the Japanese bear market. In the US, everyone's favorite ETF - homebuilders - are now down 7.4% from Friday morning.

 

 

and the Nikei 225 is getting close to bear market territory...

 

 

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Mon, 06/03/2013 - 11:26 | 3620302 Dead Canary
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You can always count on the Lame Stream Media to find the juicy chunks of corn in any pile of shit.

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 12:23 | 3620475 americanspirit
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The Karankawa Indians who inhabited the coast of Texas and were noted for their enthusiasm for dining on shipwrecked Spaniards also searched through their shit for edible bits - it was called the 'second harvest'.

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 12:23 | 3620476 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Abe is afflicted with a bad case of Diaoyurrhea. As long as he stubbornly refuses to take a few spoonsful of Maopectate, his sufferings will continue.

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 13:14 | 3620680 They trynna cat...
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Unfortunately Abe's diarrhea disorder is of the verbal variety.

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 14:57 | 3620964 negative rates
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Yea, squirreleo was the only one that I know of, able to do that.

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 11:26 | 3620304 Shizzmoney
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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!1111111

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 11:46 | 3620361 Stoploss
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TAPER??

ALREADY???

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 11:27 | 3620305 SheepDog-One
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Skittish Tombs, very skittish.

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 11:32 | 3620324 Caput Lupinum
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As a PM bug, we're all back of the bus waiting to open up a few arteries

 

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 11:32 | 3620325 Caput Lupinum
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As a PM bug, we're all back of the bus waiting to open up a few arteries

 

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 12:25 | 3620481 Dead Canary
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Troll, troll!!

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 13:30 | 3620724 MetalFillBoy
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Probably shouldn't tell them what happened to the last crew.

+1

Great movie!!!

 

MFB

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 11:26 | 3620306 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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And a number of hedgies who are getting sizzled like bacon.

Greed is good ...

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 11:27 | 3620308 Conman
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Abe's gonna have a shitty day, thats for sure.

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 11:28 | 3620312 Yen Cross
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  20 ¥  for "Fukie Sukie"?

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 11:29 | 3620314 hungarianboy
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muhahahahaha, JPY strengthens again. EPIC fail from Japanese ... AGAIN :-) :P

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 11:30 | 3620318 Yen Cross
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  Land of the setting SUN>

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 11:31 | 3620320 monopoly
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This is not good. Or is it good? Glad I got my stash.

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 11:31 | 3620322 bnbdnb
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Keep plunging commodities...love it.

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 11:33 | 3620328 CrashisOptimistic
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Odds look high that the Fed decided 105 Yen : 1 USD was going to move Camry prices down too far and GM would not survive.

And so Ben bought yen.  Heavily.

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 11:59 | 3620385 Zigs
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Our supercomputer can print faster than your supercomputer.

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 11:33 | 3620330 WillyGroper
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Colon cannon

Salad shooter

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 11:34 | 3620335 Edward Fiatski
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SPY 1600 is achievable - Good level before Good Tuesday. ;-)

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 11:36 | 3620345 CrashisOptimistic
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The Nikkei futs look sick.

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 11:41 | 3620353 Edward Fiatski
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Someone puked their bad sushi out?

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 11:35 | 3620340 quasimodo
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If that is actually true, that is one shitty condition. Have a good freind who suffer from this, not quite as bad.

He compares it to the morning after beer shits, when it's so bad you can shit through a screen door at 30 feet, clinching your fists praying "God please take this pain away!" LOL. 

I'm sure most of us have had a case or two of those.

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 11:36 | 3620342 Yen Cross
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  PBOC and BOK are loving it. m

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 11:40 | 3620352 Dr. Engali
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Whose turn is it now? Ben's ...Draghi's?...Ri Kwang-gon? I'm losing track

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 11:46 | 3620360 Edward Fiatski
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Draghi could save the day on Thursday.

IMF has been giving its wink-wink lately, downgrading today 2013 Germany GDP growth from 0.6% to 0.3%. They've been front-running the ECB rate decision last month.

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 11:43 | 3620355 MyBrothersKeeper
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Japan's currency de-valuation is not an IF but a WHEN, as once they can longer pay their bills from current account nobody will consider Yen viable for trade.  Their current Keynesian fantasy is just exacerbating the situation that will likely end as Bass states with a mass writedown/deleverage.  But I doubt Abe gives up that easy....not with most of the rest of the central planners supporting their plan to one degree or another.  It's also why I don't see how the US can taper QE or let rates rise unchecked. 

To add to the circus FINRA is encouraging brokers/traders to warn investors about the looming danger in bonds, while saying nothing about equities.

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 12:04 | 3620371 Ham-bone
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Japan n it's Nikkei just went limp...BOJ made it's decision to save the JGB market bout a week ago at expense of Nikkei.  The collapse of Nikkei will destroy Abe and send Japan into some serious soul searching...

Bout time for a new "whatever it takes pledge...or maybe all CB heads can hold hands and chant it together???

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 11:58 | 3620383 williambanzai7
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I said Banzai not Ponzai!

PONZI ABE

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 12:06 | 3620399 NEOSERF
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Seems a quick devaluation of 30% would be easier than this costly printing...wonder where Soros is on the yen right now.

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 12:20 | 3620458 americanspirit
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Mrs. Watanabe has left the building because she has advance information that a major earthquake of the fiscal variety is about to collapse the damn thing.

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 12:26 | 3620482 Downtoolong
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I can imagine a couple hundred old and angry Mrs. Watanabes on a plane to Washington National right now, looking to have a little private session chat with Benny about how he has totally effed up their lives.

Now that’s a reality show I would pay to see. Better than any Congressional hearing, that's for sure.

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 12:43 | 3620552 HeliBen
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Nuh uh. We have a new bull market in housing I am told. Lack of supply. Recovering economy. Strong stock market. And all that jazz. And Cramer told me the Japanese are a good people and finally making the right monetary policy decisions to kickstart their economy.

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 12:50 | 3620579 spine001
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Japan wasn't invited to the H meeting either

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 13:01 | 3620629 GoatHerder
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My first post even though I have been lurking for years. I just want to say broken funding currency Bitchez! Roubini can suck my balls.

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 13:05 | 3620645 GoatHerder
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The Yen is Broken so what is Abe going to do now? Any policy response could be seen as a panic and completey bust the Yen and we may see hyperinflation in Japan.

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 13:12 | 3620667 They trynna cat...
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Just had an argument with someone today as to why Abenomics is going to be a disaster for Japan. They disagreed of course.

Another reminder that the ZH world view is considered 'fringe' by the average schmuck on the street.

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 14:49 | 3620947 Mr. Saxby
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The average schmuck on an American street can barely find Japan on a map.

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 13:16 | 3620684 gatorengineer
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Well before all you boys spike the football.  US 10yr behaving badly.  Japs should be dropping it like its hot if they think we are going to 85 yen/$.....

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 13:33 | 3620728 GoatHerder
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They still need that good old US collateral to prop up their zombie banking system it's not like they are sitting on a tons of gold. 

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 13:34 | 3620731 fonzannoon
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agreed, it ain't over.

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 13:34 | 3620733 GoatHerder
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Thats right Gold isn't tier one collateral it's just a old relic collected by the far right.

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 17:37 | 3621558 BigInJapan
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Well, this Gaijin has sold up, taken a large loan in Yen, and will pay it back from the other side of the world in CDN. How's that for a short, YC?
The only race Japan wins from now on is the race to the bottom.

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