Ladies And Gentlemen - this is the captain. We'll be experiencing some turbulence shortly, but just sit back and enjoy the last few moments of your lives.
The two can not exist within the same universe. You either have the unstoppable force or you have the immovable object. For everybody else you have this
Not that I want to know how these obese monsters maintain hygiene, but I am thinking that they may miss some shiz whenever they go poop. I am totally disgusted, I think I just vomited and burped (VURP) just now.
It's time for a gap down tomorrow or in a day or two creating the dreaded 'island gap reversal' from the May 3rd jumps in NDX, RUT, VTI, COMP, XBD, XLF et al, down 3-4% more, then some varsity catch the falling knife practice games.
Gravity always wins....my only critique of the cartoon is that the artist should have added more black lines on the side of the plane.....I don't think he captured the true velocity of the plane and of the coming crash....
Ladies and gentlemen .... we are changing our flight plan slightly .... to avoid some clear air turbulence .... please fasten your seatbelts loosely .... as a precaution !
Benny the magician got the futures in the green just a few hours after the close. That maneuver is tighter than the recovery and climb that 747 pulled.
I like this analogy, although I think it underestimates the destructive power of the Fed. The Fed can do what no plane can. They can print so fast that many derivatives of d(money supply)/dt can be made positive. Weimar did it, Zimbambwe did it. Ben is doing it.
1604 50D SMA, if doesn't hold - suspect test the 200 at 1493 - gotta get the 10 year back below 1.8... IMO
Well, it tested the 50 briefly in Dec., Feb. and Apr. and then quickly took off again.
But I believe a major correction like that in 2011 is getting overdue.
1604 50D SMA, if doesn't hold - suspect test the 200 at 1493 - gotta get the 10 year back below 1.8... IMO
Ladies And Gentlemen - this is the captain. We'll be experiencing some turbulence shortly, but just sit back and enjoy the last few moments of your lives.
Levity/humor is good for the psyche. And for site hits.
Terminator: "Your levity is good; it relieves tension and the fear of death."
Conan: To see your enemys driven before you, to hear the wailing and the lamentations of the women,
This is victory.
Lets take bets on who's sitting in the "Lavatory", in the back of the plane?
"Somebody got runway foam all over Chuck Yeager's Acura".
It's not speed that kills, it's differential speed! What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
More QE?
There is an old saying in the legal profession: "When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object, stand aside and wait for the class action suit."
I believe the unstoppable force is immune from laws. Let's me control a nation's currency....
Anihilation Jim, complete and total anihilation.
The two can not exist within the same universe. You either have the unstoppable force or you have the immovable object. For everybody else you have this
https://www.google.com/search?q=picture+of+the+fattest+person+in+the+wor...
disturbing....
Not that I want to know how these obese monsters maintain hygiene, but I am thinking that they may miss some shiz whenever they go poop. I am totally disgusted, I think I just vomited and burped (VURP) just now.
If you harpoon one of these beached whales, how much OIL could be rendered from their fat?????
That would require unlimited energy, therefore the result is either an explosion of infinite size or a black hole.
Or UNlimited fiat! Black hole still applies.
Time to secure the gerbil shaving kits . . .
But...the jet she she haves great tail wind
The secondary trend of the market turned officially bearish today:
http://www.dowtheoryinvestment.com/2013/06/dow-theory-update-for-june-5-...
It's time for a gap down tomorrow or in a day or two creating the dreaded 'island gap reversal' from the May 3rd jumps in NDX, RUT, VTI, COMP, XBD, XLF et al, down 3-4% more, then some varsity catch the falling knife practice games.
"Look in the rear view mirror, Honey -- why, you can see for miles. Isn't it a beautiful day?"
Gravity always wins....my only critique of the cartoon is that the artist should have added more black lines on the side of the plane.....I don't think he captured the true velocity of the plane and of the coming crash....
My friend, a Los Angeles city employee just bought his second Vegas spec house.
He can rent them to 'Blackrock Janitors', doing rehabs on shadow inventory.
never fly at night, never fly in the rain, keep the dirty side down and do not touch the red guarded switches.
Here's the problem folks...it's not even close to the bottom!
Ya Think? we have a bread winner in our midst.
It's OK, another Kangaroo is hopping my way from Perth as we post...........
It will be OK.
Moses parted the Sea.
Ben will part the Earth.
I give it a C. Should have shown FED piling up mattresses or how about holding stretched TARP.
Now that's a serious Hindenberg Omen.
All I have to say is...
Die mother fucker... DIE!
That means "The Mother Fucker The!" In German!
All you mile high clubbers .... time to finish up .... it's ORGASM SPASM time !
Ladies and gentlemen .... we are changing our flight plan slightly .... to avoid some clear air turbulence .... please fasten your seatbelts loosely .... as a precaution !
At least we are sitting in first class
Hilarious!
In order to change things for the better, sometimes you gotta put your nose to the grindstone.
Benny the magician got the futures in the green just a few hours after the close. That maneuver is tighter than the recovery and climb that 747 pulled.
I like this analogy, although I think it underestimates the destructive power of the Fed. The Fed can do what no plane can. They can print so fast that many derivatives of d(money supply)/dt can be made positive. Weimar did it, Zimbambwe did it. Ben is doing it.
I know this has been said before, but it bears repeating.
Fuck Bernanke.
It's an entirely different kind of flying altogether.
...gives a whole new meaning to ground zero....
moar terminal velocity please.
Ben's helicopter turned into a jet
Or maybe he thought helicopters were too slow in doing the job and used a jet !!!!
The bottom is faster now.