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Humpday Humor: The Bottom Is Close?

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Wed, 06/05/2013 - 16:36 | 3627509 WillieNelsonListener
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1604 50D SMA, if doesn't hold - suspect test the 200 at 1493 - gotta get the 10 year back below 1.8... IMO

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 20:33 | 3628164 Mr_Wonderful
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Well, it tested the 50 briefly in Dec., Feb. and Apr. and then quickly took off again.

But I believe a major correction like that in 2011 is getting overdue.

 

 

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 16:36 | 3627510 WillieNelsonListener
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1604 50D SMA, if doesn't hold - suspect test the 200 at 1493 - gotta get the 10 year back below 1.8... IMO

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 16:41 | 3627531 americanspirit
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Ladies And Gentlemen - this is the captain. We'll be experiencing some turbulence shortly, but just sit back and enjoy the last few moments of your lives.

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 16:44 | 3627545 Kirk2NCC1701
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Levity/humor is good for the psyche.  And for site hits.

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 16:55 | 3627577 medium giraffe
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Terminator: "Your levity is good; it relieves tension and the fear of death."

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 17:44 | 3627708 forwardho
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Conan: To see your enemys driven before you, to hear the wailing and the lamentations of the women,

This is victory.

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 16:47 | 3627550 Yen Cross
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    Lets take bets on who's sitting in the "Lavatory", in the back of the plane?

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 17:03 | 3627597 robertocarlos
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"Somebody got runway foam all over Chuck Yeager's Acura".

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 17:07 | 3627604 Colonel Klink
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It's not speed that kills, it's differential speed!  What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 17:11 | 3627615 medium giraffe
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More QE?

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 17:22 | 3627619 Bennie Noakes
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There is an old saying in the legal profession: "When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object, stand aside and wait for the class action suit."

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 17:33 | 3627681 Colonel Klink
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I believe the unstoppable force is immune from laws.  Let's me control a nation's currency....

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 17:39 | 3627696 forwardho
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Anihilation Jim, complete and total anihilation.

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 17:48 | 3627721 Dr. Engali
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The two can not exist within the same universe. You either have the unstoppable force or you have the immovable object. For everybody else you have this

https://www.google.com/search?q=picture+of+the+fattest+person+in+the+wor...

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 19:30 | 3628023 knukles
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disturbing....

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 19:42 | 3628049 WAMO556
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Not that I want to know how these obese monsters maintain hygiene, but I am thinking that they may miss some shiz whenever they go poop. I am totally disgusted, I think I just vomited and burped (VURP) just now.

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 19:44 | 3628052 WAMO556
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If you harpoon one of these beached whales, how much OIL could be rendered from their fat?????

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 19:51 | 3628069 malek
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That would require unlimited energy, therefore the result is either an explosion of infinite size or a black hole.

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 22:02 | 3628399 Colonel Klink
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Or UNlimited fiat!  Black hole still applies.

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 17:07 | 3627605 Diesel Seven
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Time to secure the gerbil shaving kits . . .

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 17:11 | 3627613 Whiner
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But...the jet she she haves great tail wind

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 17:18 | 3627627 DowTheorist
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The secondary trend of the market turned officially bearish today:

 

http://www.dowtheoryinvestment.com/2013/06/dow-theory-update-for-june-5-...

 

 

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 18:23 | 3627838 franzpick
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It's time for a gap down tomorrow or in a day or two creating the dreaded 'island gap reversal' from the May 3rd jumps in NDX, RUT, VTI, COMP, XBD, XLF et al, down 3-4% more, then some varsity catch the falling knife practice games.

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 17:41 | 3627701 EclecticParrot
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"Look in the rear view mirror, Honey -- why, you can see for miles.  Isn't it a beautiful day?"

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 17:44 | 3627710 The Fonz...befo...
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Gravity always wins....my only critique of the cartoon is that the artist should have added more black lines on the side of the plane.....I don't think he captured the true velocity of the plane and of the coming crash....

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 17:44 | 3627711 SmittyinLA
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My friend, a Los Angeles city employee just bought his second Vegas spec house. 

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 17:58 | 3627757 Yen Cross
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     He can rent them to 'Blackrock Janitors', doing rehabs on shadow inventory.

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 17:49 | 3627726 Buzz Fuzzel
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never fly at night, never fly in the rain, keep the dirty side down and do not touch the red guarded switches.

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 18:57 | 3627932 DiveGerl
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Here's the problem folks...it's not even close to the bottom!

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 19:35 | 3628032 Yen Cross
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 Ya Think?  we have a bread winner in our midst.

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 18:58 | 3627937 lakecity55
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It's OK, another Kangaroo is hopping my way from Perth as we post...........

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 19:03 | 3627949 RS2OOO
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It will be OK.

Moses parted the Sea.

Ben will part the Earth.

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 19:06 | 3627961 Bobportlandor
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I give it a C. Should have shown FED piling up mattresses or how about holding stretched TARP.

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 19:14 | 3627976 worbsid
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Now that's a serious Hindenberg Omen.

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 19:19 | 3627991 GrinandBearit
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All I have to say is...

Die mother fucker... DIE!

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 19:44 | 3628051 IridiumRebel
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That means "The Mother Fucker The!" In German!

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 19:21 | 3627994 Monedas
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All you mile high clubbers .... time to finish up .... it's ORGASM SPASM time !

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 19:25 | 3628007 Monedas
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Ladies and gentlemen .... we are changing our flight plan slightly .... to avoid some clear air turbulence .... please fasten your seatbelts loosely .... as a precaution !    

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 19:35 | 3628035 RaceToTheBottom
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At least we are sitting in first class

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 19:40 | 3628044 CheapBastard
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Hilarious!

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 20:20 | 3628124 PathForward
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In order to change things for the better, sometimes you gotta put your nose to the grindstone.

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 20:37 | 3628174 optimator
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Benny the magician got the futures in the green just a few  hours after the close.  That maneuver is tighter than the recovery and climb that 747 pulled.

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 21:34 | 3628321 geekgrrl
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I like this analogy, although I think it underestimates the destructive power of the Fed. The Fed can do what no plane can. They can print so fast that many derivatives of d(money supply)/dt can be made positive. Weimar did it, Zimbambwe did it. Ben is doing it.

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 21:48 | 3628359 knowshitsurelock
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I know this has been said before, but it bears repeating.

Fuck Bernanke.

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 22:45 | 3628501 TalkToLind
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It's an entirely different kind of flying altogether.

Thu, 06/06/2013 - 00:00 | 3628678 screw face
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...gives a whole new meaning to ground zero....

moar terminal velocity please.

Thu, 06/06/2013 - 00:27 | 3628727 nathan1234
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Ben's helicopter turned into a jet

Or maybe he thought helicopters were too slow in doing the job and used a jet !!!!

The bottom is faster now.

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