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JPMorgan Parts With Another 21,000 Ounces Of Gold, Holdings Drop To New Record Low
Those tens of thousands of outstanding delivery requests against JPM are finally starting to make their way through the pipeline: following the withdrawal of 28,380 ounces of gold after nearly one month of radiosilence out of the vault located below 1 CMP, today the CME reported that another 21k troy ounces of eligible gold were withdrawn from the bank (coupled with the reallocation of another 8.8K registered into eligible), taking the total to a fresh record low of 767,752 ounces.
In the meantime the delivery notices keep climbing, and in the month of June, JPM accounts for over 80% of all delivery activity:
Of course, with disclaimers such as this from the Comex...
The information in this report is taken from sources believed to be reliable; however,
the Commodity Exchange, Inc. disclaims all liability whatsoever with regard to its accuracy or completeness.
This report is produced for information purposes only.
... all bets are off
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DIE JPM DIE!
....which means "THE JPM THE!" In German.
Wasn't that Conan's joke? I love the old Sideshow Bob episodes.
I checked my unregistered vault levels, and it's at (personal) record high levels.
Comex registered plummeting:
http://www.maxkeiser.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/gold-inventory-basis...
American dissidents, the Liberty Movement etc. often say that it is something like the truth behind the 11 September 2001 attack, that will finally wake up Americans to accept that USA government is a fascist fraud
But sometimes I think that the day Americans really 'wake up', is the day they find out, there really is no gold in Fort Knox or in the cellar of the New York Federal Reserve
That is when Americans will understand ... the oligarchs stole all the gold, the people's gold, and the country and system really are bankrupt
And then the American system will fall, overnight, like the old Soviet Union
Funny quote from somebody in Kentucky familiar with the Fort Knox operation ... said the only gold there, was in the teeth of some of the security guards
I say they won't give a fuck,
the day they find walmart empty and Dancing with the Tards off the air is the day they'll wake up and peer over the obese belly of apathy hanging off their fluoridated rib cages and realize they're completely fucked.
Obama could literally read "Gold is for terrorists so we proudly have no gold anymore in Fort Knox!" and the dumbfucks would cheer at their Hopium and beg for more change.
I need to watch Idiocracy again.
You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr. Carl's Jr. Fuck you. I'm eating.
Yes , all we need is for Obama to release some porn tapes and start his WWF internship and Dwayne Elizando Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho will be in the House Representin
Wow, it must have been the 'big correction' today in equities!
BTFD!
Stock on Sale!
Gold is barbarous and is a relic. Do not buy any.
Yep... As I said the other day, a commodity exchange that settles in anything (FRNs included) other than the underlying commodity is nothing but a gambling parlor. There is a problem with my own analogy however. Namely that when I wager at the track, they settle in the same currency with which I placed my bet. If they settled in, let's say Skittles, their future as an ongoing concern would be highly dubious.
Anyone think the future of Crimex is anything other than dubious? This ends poorly.
I hear there's gonna be a dividend raise and a massive split on...
SARC:NYSE
it's got electrolytes - it's what ameri-cows CRAVE
Tyler, I could not find the mentioned 21k ounces withdrawn from JPM for that day in the CME report. All I can see is 0 ounces withdrawn, 0 ounces received (that is, 0 ounces net) and 996 ounces reallocated in the opposite direction, from eligible into registered. The total reserve of 767,752 ounces is ok.
Any idea what's gone on out there?
Such truth would most likely not make it into mainstream headlines. Even if it did, most Americans would turn the channel to The Bachelorette, Pretty Little Liars, Mad Men etc..the only thing that would cause the average American to to "wake up" is $10/gallon gasonline.
Jew
Precious
Metals.
I hear the sound of a giant PM toilet flushing at the Morgue.
Suck it , you Captains of Industry, you Pirates of Paper.
And the arsenal?
Dear Mr N. Peabody
Could you please supply us with your address and a telephone number where we could reach you at work.
Mr Noddy (IRS)
"And please fill-out this 60-page pre-meeting questionnaire, especially the section on political affiliations, voting and whether you know how to fly small planes. That will better assist you in helping us in helping ourselves to your wealth and life. Thank you, Mr. Noddy (IRS)."
"Hint: We already know the answers, but we just want to see if we can get you on lying. That makes things easier for us."
Ahhaaa what's the real figures..................... fuck you JPM
Juror #5:
"Anyone who speaks German can't be evil."
Incidentally, DIE BART DIE in german means THE BEARD THE...
Why would people be spending real money on commodities? They should be purchasing stocks with dividends...wtf am I saying?
EMPTY THE VAULT, LOCK THE DOORS, AND BURN IT DOWN. Ignore the screams from inside, they are Sirens serenading you to your death.
Buy fuggin stawks! Thars a dip! YARGH!
Man wouldnt that be awesome if JPM cracked as a result of this?!? Keep up the great work tyler
It'll be even funnier when they're made whole again at your expense.
SURELY you don't think "Joe Sixpack on Main Street" will fall for that again, do you?
Yes.
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Given the support level against TARP was ~95%, I'm not sure J6P has much choice in the matter...
And we all know those polls arnt complete bullshit
Vintage Macho man at this below url. Watch only 35 seconds from 1:20 - 1:55
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpDlKyrB9Wk
+100 NA. That hit the spot (ahem).
Never in a million years would I think that someone would have the same user name as me. Haha.
If you think about the bailouts, and the undisclosed activity at the Fed discount window just after the Lehaman collapse (still need a Fed Reserve audit to confirm this...just going with my gut on this), I believe JPM has been made whole at the tax payers' expense already...more than once.
Where is it going?
What's behind the curtain Mr Dimon?
Nothing.
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Don't worry Jaime's still in charge and Ben will lend him the key to their NY vault.
Of course, that's assuming Ben still has some ..... he may still be busy looking for Germany's bars.
Jaime has probably burying the metal under his house in the Hamptons.
Yeah that was me doing my part to break the Morgue.......I wish.
I'll believe it when it hits 0.
Which is more like when it hits 6M based on the miraculous appearance of more gold whenever the eligble gets close to that number...
"Get me the president of Iran on the phone"
"I want to make them an offer for their gold so good they can't refuse"
A while later
"See that wasn't hard was it, shortage of gold indeed, you just have to call the right people"
Maybe its 0 now. What makes you believe their numbers?
Where is that photo of the monopoly guy with his pockets turned inside-out? Perfect for this.
Monopoly Man Goes Bankrupt - YouTube
I am catching up to JPM in gold holdings. I may pass them by Oct. 2013.
Eventually, someday, somehow, Germany will get their damned gold back. JPM better learn how to make the Bernank use a 3D printer to print some quick.
Nah, Blythe Masters will give a brief CNBC interview like last time http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gc9Me4qFZYo to deny these outrageous allegations. And the CNBC ilk, like the sheep that they are will believe her.
Al, How much for the whore Blyth? Will a ASE cover it and a shot of rye?
$5. $7 for an assfuck.
Al, I bet you have more than the CRIMEX.
Al, Fiat or metal? 7$ is a touch high in the real deal. What ever happen to the pussy sale?
You'd take that little? Geeez dude, up your price! If I were available, my minimum price to have anything to do with her would be 100 toz of Au. Plus expenses including antibiotics and entry into the witness protection program.
"All bets are of"
Classic
"in the month of June, JPM accounts for over 80% of all delivery activity".
Anyone know off hand what that total number is?
Yeah, a bigillion
A little OT but im hoping that the miners start doing well it feels like they are at a bottom
Gold has to make a move one way or the other in the next 48 hrs. The miners will follow.
raise your green arrows if you think there IS NO FUCKING WAY JP MORGAN WILL EVER REPORT THEY ARE OUT OF GOLD.............................
Should add to that ....
UNTILL JAMIE IS INDICTED!
Jamie just follows orders.
If you look closely at the numbers they've beened called to deliver almost 90,000 ounces of gold MORE THAN THEY HAVE REGISTERED already this month. This could get really interesting in a hurry.
Would that be called "naked naked" shorting?
=Never
Were fresh out of gold here at jpm, will you take a check.
"We're fresh out of gold here at jpm. You WILL take a check."
Fixed it for ya.
THANKS!!
i pressed once bit it gave an up arrow of four. that's kinda cool. listen...the Big Picture as they say...is what folks?...???? HOW TO PAY FOR A WAR...yes, yes? by definition this is a conflict of limited scope and limited duration (and we just got the surprises to day in our National Security News to prove it. HEADLINES PEOPLE! HEADLINES!) the BEST way to pay for a war is with gold money. PERIOD. Teddy Roosevelt is STILL p/o he "didn't go bigger in 1898." Cuba? hehehehe. sure...the Phillipines too. Oh, well! "Wall Street won." hmmm. imagine that. Shall we broach the subject of Total War? Dear, God! "no gold standard whatsoever"! end of the world as we knew, know, will forever know? NOPE. "this one is TOTALLY DIFFERENT" however. in the...is it middle?...of it...Wall Street "was collapsed." that doesn't strike me as the "Usual Storyline" here. is JPM on the ropes? i wasn't big the Banks after the collapse because i have a "there you go again" problem with Large Institutions. Well...i wish i could say i was disappointed...nay, London Whale. That would be JUST prior to said "plan" being executed on. Did i recommend "going in for the kill" because i was right back then? nay..."they will win." and indeed JPM has had a stellar track record ever since. http://seekingalpha.com/symbol/jpm?source=search_general&s=jpm wow, what a buying opportunity. is it time to go in "with both fists here"? i think anyone who does that is totally CRAZY myself. but again...I'M A BULL...but hopefully not a totally stupid one. "so let's see how my latest call" (and answer) "pans out." (and yeah, disablevet is a financial panner as they say. although no one will ever say i lost billions and trillions either...
Gold fixtures in the bathroom, don't forget, so no, they never will admit to being out of gold.
I think your all missing the obvious.
Who is shorting gold? JPM
Who is the backstop when JPM goes under? Taxpayers
Where is the Bankers elitist personal wealth stored? Hong Kong.
Who do U think is getting that gold, China or Elitist?
Obvious!
Of all the real numbers & statistics that The Syndicate obscures and lies about, why should we believe this one is the truth? Especially this one!
These guys are habitual liars with .gov support. They'll just fake their gold holdings and settle in paper. Don't expect anyone to suffer at JPM
JPM & Co MAKE the numbers. MAKE the news. MAKE the policies. MAKE the laws. They aren't just doing God's work - they are GOD ! Or maybe the other guy down south.
I think Down SOuth, fer sure.
: "The information in this report is taken from sources believed to be reliable;"
Herman Rosenblat is the source of the information, so take it with a grain of salt.
Any updates on Texas getting its gold back?
Ask Germany, They are in the que.
So. its only going to take someone to take delivery of around 1.1 billion dollars of physical to topple the house of cards?
Where are the Hunt Brothers when we need them?
Paging Mr. Sprott to the white courtesy phone.
Are you saying Sprott is NOT HOLDING TRANSFERRABLE PHYSICAL?
The entire comex inventory couldn't supply a single month of China's imports. It's actually a very fragile situation.
whatsoever......?
"disclaims all liability whatsoever " bitchez........
Too fucking funny.
The show is finally getting good......
Ps....fuck you Bernanke....
Reminds me of some junk bond Preliminary Offering statements back in to 80s. We used to read them aloud across the room, sometimes make our own additions and see if anyone noticed. It was like the Onion of disclosures. "This bond may default before it is even delivered. Are you stupid?"
"eligible gold"(Insert asterix here)
Insert asterix definition here: Paper Gold
Per latest report, since first notice JPM has to issue 493, 500 oz and is still reporting 412, 530 in depository stock. The delivery dates for most of this has come and gone. That means JPM needs 85,713 oz more than it has. And there is still a June open interest of 2982 contracts or 298,200 oz remaining.
Per latest report, since first notice JPM has to issue 493, 500 oz and is still reporting 412, 530 in depository stock. The delivery dates for most of this has come and gone. That mean JPM needs 85,713 oz more than it has. And there is still an open interest of 2982 contracts or 298,200 oz remaining.
Cant they borrow Gold from Ft Knox! lol!!!
So....all the fiat from Apmex is going to JPM so......they can pay off the accounts..............in fiats?????
Conspiracy: When they have to deliver they just buy it from Apmex wholesale and cover the losses with their shorts? Back door gold supply!
Drain it all!
I fail to see how this is of any interest. GLD has lost 350 tons and JPM going down less than one ton gets your attention???
If JPM wants more physical they buy a few shares of GLD and as an AP take delivery and...case closed...
How do you know GLD lost 350 tons? Maybe they never had it to begin with. The ETF's are dogshit.
Case closed.
THEY DON'T HAVE IT...
One day it will show zero, and JPM will cash settle everyone and blame "speculators".
Who runs bartertown?
JPM runs bartertown!
Bitchez
Is it important that the Comex has no gold left, I mean they'll just pay everyone in dollars and be done with it. I mean serious.. THIS IS AMERICA
Executive order # "Cough up all yer gold at $1k/ ounce" will fix all this mess. Then reprice at $3.5K and all is well. It worked before, why not again?