This page has been archived and commenting is disabled.

Booz Allen Promptly Condemns Snowden's "Grave Ethical Violation"

Tyler Durden's picture


Well that didn't take long. It took precisely two hours for damage control #1 to hit following the PRISM-blower's self-revelation. Edward Snowden's current employer - Booz Allen - has very rapidly issued a statement distancing itself from this lone rogue data assassin.

Booz Allen can confirm that Edward Snowden, 29, has been an employee of our firm for less than 3 months, assigned to a team in Hawaii.


News reports that this individual has claimed to have leaked classified information are shocking, and if accurate, this action represents a grave violation of the code of conduct and core values of our firm.


We will work closely with our clients and authorities in their investigation of this matter.


- advertisements -

Comment viewing options

Select your preferred way to display the comments and click "Save settings" to activate your changes.
Sun, 06/09/2013 - 17:41 | 3640028 seek
seek's picture


Long Jiffy-Pop.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 17:41 | 3640033 Death and Gravity
Death and Gravity's picture

Booz Allen execs: Get cancer and die painfully.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 17:44 | 3640048 TheFourthStooge-ing
TheFourthStooge-ing's picture


Booz Allen execs: Get cancer and die painfully the ass!

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 17:51 | 3640078 Publicus
Publicus's picture

Edward Snowden sacrificed himself to save us. He is Jesus.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 17:53 | 3640080 francis_sawyer
francis_sawyer's picture

The PGA Tour wants to know is this is going to hurt any of their sponsorship dollars...

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 18:14 | 3640151 knukles
knukles's picture

"Hi, this is Jim McKay and on behalf of the PGA Tour I'd like to announce that the Tour's managing body would like to take pains to make clear that it has never heard of Bradley Snowden, the NSA or any of that shit that's going on, whatsoever.  Now, back to watching Michelle Wie bend over 90 degrees while lining up her butt, er I mean, rear end,,, no, her butt.. er, let's take a quick break for an announcement by ... Damn, would you look at her butt!  Do you have any idea... What?  Whaddaya mean my mike is still on?  What, everybody's listening?"

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 18:33 | 3640217 francis_sawyer
francis_sawyer's picture

It's IN THE HOLE!...

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:01 | 3640293 AlaricBalth
AlaricBalth's picture

From the Booz Allen Code of Ethics

"All of us will confront ethical challenges; each of us must determine how to respond. At Booz Allen, you are expected to make those choices consistently with our Core Values. And, as a firm, we have many resources available to help you do so."

"...we have many resources available to help you do so." Of course you do BA. I am sure your resources are very persuasive.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:03 | 3640298 cifo
cifo's picture

Why is the logo of Canadian Yachting Association used for this story?

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:08 | 3640315 seek
seek's picture

CYA - cover your ass.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:11 | 3640320 francis_sawyer
francis_sawyer's picture

as well as CYA ["see ya"] if you don't...


Ya fucking can't make this Bilderberg cheesepope shit up even if you try ~ lol

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:13 | 3640334 flacon
flacon's picture

I thought it was a subliminal ticker symbol I could buy puts against on Monday. 

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:26 | 3640392 jbvtme
jbvtme's picture

i can't imagine how much snowden's balls would fetch on ebay...

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 20:11 | 3640568 seek
seek's picture

The price is nothing compared to the shipping costs of cajones that big.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 20:30 | 3640597 francis_sawyer
francis_sawyer's picture

oh seek...


somebody... sooner or later... is going to get francis_sawyer to misspell... the now forbidden... 'BLUE BUCK' word when it comes to monetary asset & transaction value standards known otherwise as 'petrodollars'...

@Pure Evil

Come on man... I never got the opportunity to completely beat you up on the "Gross/Obama/Bush" thread earlier in the day... Indulge me by playing "Jason" on the Friday the 13th episodic here... Tell me ~ in your impeccable wisdom ~ how WRONG I have it...

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 00:06 | 3641203 merizobeach
merizobeach's picture

Dear Booz Allen and the NSA:

Fuck you; fuck you very much.  Die, please, you fucking nazi cunts.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 23:55 | 3641181 kchrisc
kchrisc's picture

So Snowden made an ethical decision that is not inline with Booz Allen's "Core Values." I guess that tells us a lot about their "Core Values."

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:56 | 3642841 knukles
knukles's picture

jimmytorpedo, that is really classy...

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 18:21 | 3640178 Careless Whisper
Careless Whisper's picture

BAH is up 38% in two months. Looks like an overpriced piece of shit to me, jus' sayin.


Sun, 06/09/2013 - 18:45 | 3640251 nmewn
nmewn's picture

I'm thinkin the fascists on Wall Street will short it with reckless abandon cuz it couldn't control a lone individuals action.

Or was he alone?

Short it ;-)

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 18:54 | 3640277 DollarMenu
DollarMenu's picture

Let's hope he is not alone, but the first of a mass swarm of whistleblowers from every crack and crevice of the massive control system.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:14 | 3640341 flacon
flacon's picture

Out of respect for the whistleblower I will initiate a PUT against BAH on Monday. 

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 23:01 | 3641077 augustusgloop
augustusgloop's picture

why not peacably assemble  outside BAH NYC offices (as I'm sure the brownshirts already patrol outside Maclean).

1095 Ave of the Americas #25B  New York, NY 10036

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 20:43 | 3640662 Clashfan
Clashfan's picture

Nmewn, I didn't know thinking was something that 911 truth deniers like you did.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 21:05 | 3640725 nmewn
nmewn's picture

Are you enjoying committing on-line suicide?

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 17:54 | 3640085 Freddie
Freddie's picture

I would hope that I would be as brave as Edward Snowden.   Very few are.   Booz Allen and their associates are scum.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 18:15 | 3640159 JohnG
JohnG's picture

They are just pissed 'cause they got PUNKED, they don't care if they're scum.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:14 | 3640340 GMadScientist
GMadScientist's picture

"AGAIN." - El Lulz

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 18:23 | 3640185 yabyum
yabyum's picture

I just up arrowed Freddie! ( for the first fuckin' time) Snowden is a American hero.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 00:09 | 3641212 merizobeach
merizobeach's picture

This has less to do with America than it does with humanity in total.  The man is a hero.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 18:41 | 3640243 DoChenRollingBearing
DoChenRollingBearing's picture

+ 1

I would hope the same as well, Freddie.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:08 | 3640316 Snoopy the Economist
Snoopy the Economist's picture

"Booz Allen and their associates are scum."

How can you paint all their employees with that brush? Besides, our hero was an employee.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 18:13 | 3640153 azzhatter
azzhatter's picture

Booz Allen has always been a "consultant" for nefarious .gov orgs. Fuck Them with a chainsaw

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 18:21 | 3640180 knukles
knukles's picture

BAH's recommendation #1 for each and every government related consulting jobs:
"Form a committee to study our recommendations"

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 18:33 | 3640219 Never One Roach
Never One Roach's picture

"code of conduct"...."core values"

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 18:47 | 3640256 nmewn
nmewn's picture

Don't forget the current bit of tripe...Team!!!

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:18 | 3640312 rehypothecator
rehypothecator's picture

"Our core values are to implement different aspects of a totalitarian police state in which the liberties of individual US citizens can be crushed one by one under complete secrecy.  We are shocked and horrified that our erstwhile employee has failed us on the crucial second part, and we will enthusiastically assist in his persecution prosecution and punishment."

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 05:49 | 3641456 Disenchanted
Disenchanted's picture

From 2007:

McConnell is a former director of the National Security Agency and the current director of defense programs at Booz Allen — one of the nation’s biggest defense and intelligence contractors. Under his watch, Booz Allen has been deeply involved in some of the most controversial counterterrorism programs run by the Bush administration, including the infamous Total Information Awareness data-mining scheme. McConnell has also been a leading figure in outsourcing U.S. intelligence operations to private industry.


  • Tim Shorrock, independent journalist who has been closely following this story. He is currently working on a book about the privatization of intelligence. His reports have appeared in The Nation, Mother Jones and Harpers. Read Tim’s article "The spy who came in from the boardroom"


Where are you now Tim?

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 18:19 | 3640169 tmosley
tmosley's picture

No, better a short drop with a sudden stop.  No need for them to be "heroes" who "face down cancer", and go to Libvictim Valhalla.  No, let them reside in the frozen wastes of the lowest levels of Dante's Inferno.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 23:14 | 3641101 Go Tribe
Go Tribe's picture

Damned traitors.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 18:01 | 3640107 sus sapientiae
sus sapientiae's picture

Bet this information disappears soon......

Booz Allen Hamilton

For media inquiries & industry analysts only, contact:
James Fisher – Senior Manager, Media Relations
703-377-7595 <>



Carrie Lake – Manager, Media Relations
703-377-7785 <>

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 18:12 | 3640136 LetThemEatRand
LetThemEatRand's picture

SHOCKING!  Several board members of Booz Allen are also on the Board of the Carlyle Group, which is a CIA front whose former president was none other than George Bush the First, who also so happened to be former head of the CIA.

Fucking fascism.  At least their dildos that they ram in the ass of Americans every day are red, white and blue.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 18:20 | 3640174 tmosley
tmosley's picture

Good one, Rand.  Thanks for the info.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 18:26 | 3640200 LetThemEatRand
LetThemEatRand's picture

And the rabbit hole apparently goes even deeper:  From 2008

"Carlyle to Acquire Booz Allen Unit for $2.54 Billion (Update3)"

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 18:37 | 3640228 francis_sawyer
francis_sawyer's picture

Fisher???... Is that, like, a Bangladeshi dude?... They are, after all, a BELOW SEA LEVEL country so he must be...

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 20:16 | 3640582 Kirk2NCC1701
Kirk2NCC1701's picture

Carlyle = heavy Bush Sr involvement. That's documented fact, easy to verify.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 20:33 | 3640636 francis_sawyer
francis_sawyer's picture

So many easily documentable facts... so little time... So much disambiguation... So many sychophants...

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 21:28 | 3640793 aint no fortuna...
aint no fortunate son's picture

always beware the sychophants

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:27 | 3640375 Urban Redneck
Urban Redneck's picture

On the subject of former DCIs currently employed by Booz Allen... 


Sun, 06/09/2013 - 20:24 | 3640604 Lost Word
Lost Word's picture

Rand : Great Link.

If you trace all the links inside, they all probably belong to the CFR and Bilderberg New World Order Conspiracy.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 20:45 | 3640672 ScotlandTheBrave
ScotlandTheBrave's picture

The Remocrats and Depublicans all work for the same fascist cartel. The difference between the two is just how much to pay off the serfs, but their ultimate desire is absolute and unequivatable CONTROL of all you think, see or do.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 09:19 | 3641746 LuckoftheIrish
LuckoftheIrish's picture

Are we all crafting emails to these two addresses? I will! Police state my ass.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 10:32 | 3642049 nufio
nufio's picture

just email it to yourself. they can read it just fine.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:35 | 3640428 SteveNYC
SteveNYC's picture

Stock, standard, run-of-the-mill, faceless corporate response. Could have been any corporation, anywhere.


Is there a manual they all share with "standard" press releases and statements? Perhaps they will "vigorously" help the "authorities" investigate this "grave ethical violation"? Yeah.....

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:37 | 3640441 Dingleberry
Dingleberry's picture

Anyone think this scandal will cost one Obammy voter? Please.....Obammy could shit in a bowl and hand those filthy libtard idiots a spoon.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 20:36 | 3640644 Totentänzerlied
Totentänzerlied's picture

Levity AND honesty!


Sun, 06/09/2013 - 17:40 | 3640030 Argos
Argos's picture

I didn't expect anything different from them.  SOP.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 17:40 | 3640031 Zé Cacetudo
Zé Cacetudo's picture

Pot, meet kettle.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 17:42 | 3640037 Z_End
Z_End's picture

Smell that? That's PANIC...

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 17:42 | 3640038 hooligan2009
hooligan2009's picture

no laughing! the credibiltiy of the squealer and his step mother are at stake!

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 17:42 | 3640039 ziggy59
ziggy59's picture

Booze Allen sounds like The Man From P.A.N.I.C...

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:05 | 3640306 samsara
samsara's picture

I think that is spelled P.N.A.C


Sun, 06/09/2013 - 18:12 | 3640047 Cojones
Cojones's picture

"Grave ethical violation"

Gotta admit these guys have a sense of humor.


Get real:

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 18:15 | 3640157 azzhatter
azzhatter's picture

amazed these assholes could spell ethics

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 17:44 | 3640049 Zola
Zola's picture

What? These clowns booz allen should be shut down immediately following such ridiculous declaration. 

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 17:48 | 3640058 TahoeBilly2012
TahoeBilly2012's picture

US Citizen-1  

Zionist Would be Masters -0


Next match coming up! These pesky Patriots. They pumped "Two and Half Men" and Britney Spears into this young generation quite sure that they had brainwashed every last one...there formula is faulty!

So proud of these kids! Hey Booz breath Allen, fuck you!

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 18:38 | 3640234 seek
seek's picture

Hard to brainwash a kid who's not in school and who is bored by pop culture, which is exactly who Snowden is.

WW III: the geek war.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 20:45 | 3640671 TahoeBilly2012
TahoeBilly2012's picture

Great point! 

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 17:46 | 3640060 Bay of Pigs
Bay of Pigs's picture

And what position did Booz Allen play? First base?

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 17:51 | 3640077 williambanzai7
williambanzai7's picture


Sun, 06/09/2013 - 18:14 | 3640155 LetThemEatRand
LetThemEatRand's picture

"The current of director of national intelligence (DNI), James Clapper, who issued a stinging attack on the intelligence leaks this weekend, is a former Booz Allen executive. The firm's current vice-chairman, Mike McConnell, was DNI under the George W Bush administration. He worked for the Virginia-based company before taking the job, and returned to the firm after leaving it. The company website says McConnell is responsible for its "rapidly expanding cyber business".

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 18:20 | 3640172 Bay of Pigs
Bay of Pigs's picture

Thx. Nice to connect the dots on these assholes and see where they've been.

And fuck you Clapper.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 18:21 | 3640176 williambanzai7
williambanzai7's picture

He junked me!

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 18:23 | 3640188 LetThemEatRand
LetThemEatRand's picture

You got the Clapper!

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 18:39 | 3640239 espirit
espirit's picture

That's something to be proud of.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 18:58 | 3640283 falak pema
falak pema's picture

So Carlyle owns Booz, who runs the NSa, who is more powerful than J Edgar Hoover ever was and has a file on every congressman's takes; who run US foreign policy, who retire and buy shares in Carlyle.

Its called a perpetual circle, circular power and circular wealth on compound interest rates; only us suckers we pick up the tab.

And its global and they are hoping to open up Africa and then Mongolia. 

And this guy Snowden has put a spike in that circle that covers seven continents.

Awesome when the wheels start to grind in uncontrollable friction.


Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:20 | 3640363 kill switch
kill switch's picture



I spent 50% of my money on broads and booze, the other 50% I wasted..


They are not real...

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 18:25 | 3640197 yabyum
yabyum's picture


Sun, 06/09/2013 - 17:50 | 3640062 Catullus
Catullus's picture

I wonder if their Code of Conduct instructs their employees to engage in illegal activity.  One wonder what "ethic" he has violated to be unethical.

We're waiting with baited breath for an ethics lesson, Booz Allen Hamilton.  I'm sure your spokescretin can provide an in depth ethical insight for all of us.

Also, what is your involvement in energy consulting for the government?

I say, if you've been involved in illegal activity, you should lose your GSA license.  You're obviously not trustworthy.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 18:16 | 3640162 ptoemmes
ptoemmes's picture

Grave Ethical Violation...isn't that Booz Allen's business model?

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 17:48 | 3640063 TrustWho
TrustWho's picture

I hope Clapper goes wild and terminates all USA contracts with Booz Allen to demonstrate their insane displeasure....and this could not happen to a more deserving cowardly firm. Booz Allen is collecting money to harm USA citizens. Any founding father loyal person should terminate their relationship with Booz Allen Monday morning.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:07 | 3640313 Telemakhos
Telemakhos's picture

That's not how revolving doors work.  Clapper is an ex-executive of Booz Allen.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 17:49 | 3640066 Milestones
Milestones's picture

Banzai7-haven't even read your piece; but I think I know where you are coming from. Booz is a punk company that goes back 50 nyears.

Another trash can company.        Milestones

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 17:50 | 3640068 otto skorzeny
otto skorzeny's picture

Anyone who believes this whole thing is not a distractionary setup please contact me because I have some swampland I want to sell you.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 18:12 | 3640149 underman
underman's picture

Distractionary would be one way to spin it. 

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 18:53 | 3640273 MsCreant
MsCreant's picture

Last semester I failed a couple of young men. One of them showed me a document saying his father was ill. I told him that I would be checking up on that and wanted a copy of the document (never mind the failing performance stuff, I was amused to find out where this would go). I never got a copy. He then pulled me aside to tell me that he could not come to class because him and his friend were "out" as gay and they had received a poor reception so they avoided coming to class for fear of being ridiculed. Why didn't him and precious approach me before the very last day of class with this problem? Real gay people have real problems, that shit burns my ass.

I also had a girl say she missed her test because she peed on herself on the way to class. This is after she failed the class last semester after various relatives and friends were buried and she missed those tests as well.

Another was out most of the semester...wait for it... with an abortion. She was shocked that after that admission I did not let her turn in her extra credit papers past the deadline. Sad story though.

The lies get bigger and more spectacular I am finding. Dead Grandmothers just don't get it anymore.


Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:26 | 3640361 francis_sawyer
francis_sawyer's picture

"because him and his friend were "out"..."


"HIM & his friend"?...  I'd always kind of assumed, [based on your compelling 'homeschooling' insights], that you were a teacher [or, should I say, an 'INDOCTRINATOR-ESS']... Have we now narrowed it down to a grammar professor-ess?

But I will support you on this...

"The lies get bigger and more spectacular [sans 'comma' ~ verbally accentuated as Ralph Fiennes did in 'The English Patient' when referring to the pace of the writings of Herodotus] I am finding"...

Yeah yeah... I know I know... Fuck ME...

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 20:01 | 3640545 Urban Roman
Urban Roman's picture

Let's hope and pray that Creant is not an English teacher. 

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 20:56 | 3640664 francis_sawyer
francis_sawyer's picture

Helluva avatar for a curly gray haired socialist professor-essor-ess [as if to assume], to hide behind... &, at the same time, supports the historical comment chronology...


Notwithstanding ~ & as always ~ francis_sawyer may be 100% completely & totally wrong...

The TRUTH, as always, lies somewhere in the middle of the tiny room... where the ELEPHANT HAPPENS TO STAND,... that everyone is willing to accept is, or could be, a relevant part of the argument... [or denies the existence of ~ as the case may be]...

Then again, the lack of COMMA, above, could prederelict a YODA type on the part of himHERSELF...

In which case... As always ~ May the SCHWARTZ be with you!...

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 20:40 | 3640654 Totentänzerlied
Totentänzerlied's picture


Mon, 06/10/2013 - 04:52 | 3641426 Henry Hub
Henry Hub's picture

***The lies get bigger and more spectacular I am finding***


I remember "The dog ate my homework" Worked every time.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:27 | 3640398 espirit
espirit's picture

@ otto

+1 upvote for not being susceptable to Normalcy Bias.  Those twisted minds have degrees of separation in their plots that we can only imagine.

Diversion as a preclude to what action?

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:02 | 3640300 DollarMenu
DollarMenu's picture

Say, Otto -

In lieu of the swampland, I'd like to hear the specific thing(s) we're supposed to be distracted from by this disclosure event.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:09 | 3640321 MsCreant
MsCreant's picture

Love you dollar. Maybe e-con-nomic collapse? Save the big stinkers for when you need serious cover?

I don't pretend to know the truth. I just don't like the part of the story where the young man is in the service and he did not make it out of high school. They don't take them without diplomas. 

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:25 | 3640387 kill switch
kill switch's picture


Education has no meaning here if you have talent they will take you....This education system is a complete fraud!!!!

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:29 | 3640405 espirit
espirit's picture

@ Ms.

+1 upvote for you also.  This doesn't pass the smell test.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:54 | 3640518 Creepy Lurker
Creepy Lurker's picture

Ok, then. If this is faked, what is it covering???

Seriously, what would be bigger?

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 20:58 | 3640709 espirit
espirit's picture

Trying to taint a is like pissing into the wind. very ineffective and messy.

The very best illusionists have their audience eyes focused on trying to find a flaw in the technique.  I could imagine that we should be watching the "other" hand. 

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 00:22 | 3641226 merizobeach
merizobeach's picture

"They don't take them without diplomas."

Actually, they do.  One of my closest friends growing up flunked out of high school after his girlfriend died, then over a year later finally took a test, got his GED, and joined Navy intelligence.  As an aside, I doubt that cocksucker would ever have the moral fortitude to do what Snowden has done here.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 17:50 | 3640070 Payne
Payne's picture

Really crappy security but that is what you get with trying to look at all the worlds data.  What a hopeless case we are !

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 17:52 | 3640071 One And Only
One And Only's picture

News reports that this individual has claimed to have leaked classified information are shocking, and if accurate, this action represents a grave violation of the code of conduct and core values of our firm.


As if the total usurption of our constitutional liberties wasn't shocking.

What are the "core values" of Booze Allen?

Guessing Booze Allen doesn't get audited by Obama's goons at the I.R.S.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 18:22 | 3640181 TheFourthStooge-ing
TheFourthStooge-ing's picture


What are the "core values" of Booze Allen?

Providing support for occupational governments.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 17:51 | 3640073 q99x2
q99x2's picture

I call for Booz to immediately release all phone calls to and from Eric Holder, Jamie Dimon, Loyd Blankfein and Janet Napolitano and for those records to be used in a court of law against them.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 20:59 | 3640710 jerry_theking_lawler
jerry_theking_lawler's picture

what records.....we don't have no stinking records.....

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 17:51 | 3640075 gimli
gimli's picture


Our code of conduct was written by JP Morgan and is the SOP for businesses catering to US government contracts.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 17:51 | 3640076 sus sapientiae
sus sapientiae's picture

Perhaps a million citizens, messaging them to suggest they work to defend liberty rather than continue as an arm of the United Stasi of America would assist in helping Booz Allen discern what is ethical, right, and good.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 17:54 | 3640087 Atomizer
Atomizer's picture

This MLM spying revenue stream appears to have gone tits up in about 5,4,3,2,1.


Give Janet an hour to finish her lesbian engagement. Promptly report, If You See Something, Say Something.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 17:55 | 3640091 TahoeBilly2012
TahoeBilly2012's picture

Maybe Booze Allen should go to AA like me and he wouldn't have so many issues. Who the fuck comes up with these news? 

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 17:55 | 3640094 blindman
blindman's picture

"Our Difference?
It’s inspired thinking that creates results that matter and contributes to your success. It’s our passion for missions that make an enduring and positive impact on the world around us. It’s our ability to prepare for the future… and enable you to adapt successfully. Our difference? It’s people with stories like these."

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 17:59 | 3640103 buzzsaw99
buzzsaw99's picture

we at booz allen iz good little fascists massah!

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 18:00 | 3640106 Lumberjack
Lumberjack's picture


Booz Allen is a spooked up firm. Same goes for SAIC. 

Sibel Edmonds and others have brought this to the publics attention for years.

Here is more info that the readership might find interesting.




Sun, 06/09/2013 - 18:03 | 3640115 kito
kito's picture

China is laughing.....all this hoolabalah for info they got in 5 minutes of hacking.....

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 18:19 | 3640171 JohnG
JohnG's picture

By a teenager.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:03 | 3640303 Peter Pan
Peter Pan's picture

Kito you deserve + 50000 for a very astute observation.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:29 | 3640404 francis_sawyer
francis_sawyer's picture

+100000 [for shopping at Banana Republic and resisting the temptation to NOT BECOME his khakis in the 'Ghengis Khan' Legacy collection]...

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 18:05 | 3640122 One And Only
One And Only's picture

"They trust me — dumb fucks,"

-Mark Zuckerburg on facebook users.

...yes he said it (direct quote)

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 18:07 | 3640128 Kreditanstalt
Kreditanstalt's picture

Then what the hell are "the core values of our firm"?????

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 18:33 | 3640216 Winston Churchill
Winston Churchill's picture

They are printed in 16pt typeface on the back of a first class stamp.

Don't blink.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 18:54 | 3640278 Kreditanstalt
Kreditanstalt's picture

"Don't bite the hand that feeds you."  Ass-kissing and butt-covering.


Mon, 06/10/2013 - 00:06 | 3641204 Renegade Though...
Renegade Thought Crimes's picture

"Core values" = "The Nuremberg defense *IS* valid." :P

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 18:08 | 3640130 lakecity55
lakecity55's picture

Booz Allen=I G Farben=USG=NAZI Germany

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 18:10 | 3640140 valkir
valkir's picture

End is near.Fuck you bernanke and all of your comrades.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 18:11 | 3640145 Dr Benway
Dr Benway's picture

Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 18:15 | 3640160 Everybodys All ...
Everybodys All American's picture

There are about 10,000 that died on Normandy beach.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 18:11 | 3640146 fnordfnordfnord
fnordfnordfnord's picture

It's funny because their ethics policy (lol) requires employees to report wrongdoing.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:10 | 3640325 DollarMenu
DollarMenu's picture

Well, Snowden reported the wrongdoings, their "ethics violation" came about

when he made the mistake of believing they would be rectified, and when they

were not, took matters into his own capable hands.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 18:13 | 3640154 DYS
DYS's picture

If there is any justice in this world, the Booz Allen website will get hacked in the next 24 hours.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 18:19 | 3640168 LetThemEatRand
LetThemEatRand's picture

Check out this twitter post from Booz Allen in January, 2011.  "Obama's call for "Sputnik moment" echos @boozallen exec Patrick Gorman's December call for e-Sputnik #cyber effort."

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 18:24 | 3640195 tmosley
tmosley's picture

Christ almighty.  It reminds me of when I started reading PNAC policy papers.  Shit was like Bush's Mein Kampf.  Those are the people that did his thinking for him.  Now I guess we are starting to see who does Obama's thinking for him.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:44 | 3640469 bombdog
bombdog's picture

Should put all these people into a metal sphere that emits a radio ping and send it into orbit.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 18:32 | 3640214 falak pema
falak pema's picture

Guess who OWNs Booz allen ?

Carlyle Group; where the Bush Family rule and Sarko's brother is a top exec. Small world the spook n money world with a zest of Oil connection.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 18:36 | 3640229 Colonel Klink
Colonel Klink's picture

Apparently Booze Failen doesn't believe in the Constitution or personal privacy when being paid to betray the nation.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 18:37 | 3640231 All Out Of Bubblegum
All Out Of Bubblegum's picture

He broke omerta, the sacred code. Snowden is one brave motherfucker.

Unless he's just working for the Chinese.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 18:46 | 3640253 Z_End
Z_End's picture

Interesting... Please refer to Notable Members and Alumni...

Also Criticisms and Controversies...

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 20:40 | 3640655 Lost Word
Lost Word's picture

Members and Alumni of the Incestuous CFR and Bilderberg New World Order.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 18:49 | 3640259 dwdollar
dwdollar's picture

"this action represents a grave violation of the code of conduct and core values of our firm."

And your action represents a grave violation of the 4th Amendment to the Constitution of the United States of America. One thing is for sure... We'll see which violation is mightier in the coming months.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 18:55 | 3640266 roadhazard
roadhazard's picture

I just saw a reporter ask a repubican and a democrap on the intelligence committee about it and they said the leaker should be arrested.

Not a word about if what he said is a lie or not.

He said, "as a contractor he could spy on anyone he wanted ".(he didn't need no stinking clearance).

"Being able to tap anyone...",  talk about having insider information. You could make a killing in the stock market, front run the world.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 20:43 | 3640663 Lost Word
Lost Word's picture

Insiders that shorted stocks just before September 11, 2001.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 18:52 | 3640268 samsara
samsara's picture

"...core values of our firm."


That's rich

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:36 | 3640432 bombdog
bombdog's picture

Yes getting rich is their core value.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 18:56 | 3640280 Peter Pan
Peter Pan's picture

How many more Booz Allens are there out there?

This is the real question to ponder.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 18:55 | 3640282 Seasmoke
Seasmoke's picture

Bottoms Up Booz.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:48 | 3640485 cherry picker
cherry picker's picture

If I were DHS and the airlines, I wouldn't allow employees of NSA, CIA or Booz Allen fly as there are some pretty pissed off Patriots, who are faithful to the Constitution, some with military backgrounds, who may desire retribution, therefore Booze Allen, NSA and CIA persons are a danger when flying with innocent passengers.


Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:51 | 3640505 AON
AON's picture

What can you say about companies like Booz Allen?

How about FUCK YOU.


Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:55 | 3640523 UGrev
UGrev's picture

I bet they all hit the sell button faster than they can make *fap* *fap* sounds. 

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 02:59 | 3640542 contrarian
contrarian's picture

this action represents a grave violation of the code of conduct and core values of our firm.

I wonder if what Booz is really saying is that Snowden is not eligible for rehire?

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 21:25 | 3640783 icanhasbailout
icanhasbailout's picture

Actually this is a pretty tame statement, all told. "Ethical violation" is a slap-on-the-wrist condemnation, the kind they get in Congress.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 22:19 | 3640955 ThisIsBob
ThisIsBob's picture

They are doing work that NSA is perfectly capable of doing itself, and probably at one fourth the cost.

So why the extra expense?  Oh, come on...

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!