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Is This How Obama Is Checking Your Email?

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Think it's all a right-wing conspiracy... think again.

 

No one is too young...

 

 

 

or too old...

 

Everyone thinks it's funny...

 

really funny...

 

really really funny...

 

And he'll never miss an opportunity at home...

 

ever...

 

or overseas...

 

Have no doubt - this is serious business...

 

(via Obama Is Checking Your Email)

 

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Sun, 06/09/2013 - 22:19 | 3640956 lolmao500
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Statists like Obama are like pedophiles, they like them young.

In other news...

Sources: U.S. close to OK on arming Syrian rebels (AP)

Jordan hosts U.S. jets and missiles in drills (Reuters)

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 22:21 | 3640964 holdbuysell
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"Sources: U.S. close to OK on arming Syrian rebels (AP)"

LOL...what have they been doing this entire time?

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 22:32 | 3641005 Cman5000
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Yes we have but now the Rebels will get western weapons what could go wrong ?

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 23:10 | 3641078 flacon
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And I thought Obama was a magic negro. Turns out he is(n't). Turns out he is(n't) Obama either. He's the physical manifestation of Alan Greenspan's playdoh face. He wouldn't pass the ""Voight-Kampff" test " because he may or may not even be human.

"Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about your mother."
"I have no mother. I am a clone." 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Umc9ezAyJv0

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 23:39 | 3641154 ACP
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Damn, beat me to it.

Isn't that what General Ripper did right before starting a nucular war in Dr. Strangelove? Cut off news to the airbase?

 

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 23:59 | 3641186 knukles
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And in other news announced on BBRG tonight, Francois Hollande (This is real, BTW) announced that the "EU crisis is over."

       Knuks making small gurgling choking, laughing noises

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 01:14 | 3641292 luckylogger
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Glad they got it figured out.................. maybe a wee bit of sarc.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 04:35 | 3641421 thestarl
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LOL,we've all lost count of how many times this crisis has been pronounced over. 

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 09:18 | 3641744 GMadScientist
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They did need to lose 26/27 countries, but the crisis is solved!

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 13:02 | 3642605 cpzimmon
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You're the bestest comic book star ever, Knukles.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 07:24 | 3641516 General Decline
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"Isn't that what General Ripper did right before starting a nucular war in Dr. Strangelove? Cut off news to the airbase?"

Best movie ever.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 07:33 | 3641526 Bearwagon
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"Now, I'm going to give you THREE SIMPLE rules: First, trust NO one, whatever his uniform or rank, unless he is known to you personally; Second, anyone or anything that approaches within 200 yards of the perimeter is to be FIRED UPON; Third, if in doubt, shoot first then ask questions later. I would sooner accept a few casualties through accidents rather losing the entire base and its personnel through carelessness. Any variation of these rules must come from me personally."

General Jack D. Ripper

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 07:56 | 3641550 General Decline
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You do what you have to do to protect your precious bodily fluids from those dirty commies.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 07:12 | 3641505 Go Tribe
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The worst this gets the more I ask:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIie9OosnEM

 

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 23:11 | 3641094 FreedomGuy
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Yeah! The Afghans still love us dearly for arming them and helping kick out the godless Soviet commies. Nothing could go wrong and they will love us, despite that infidel thing.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 23:42 | 3641160 TheReplacement
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"We" might give them Stingers and "they" might then shoot down AF1.

Oh wait, you said what could go WRONG.  My bad.  Of course the above could never happen since "they" are all CIA-rent-a-jihadis.

On the other hand, Putin might give someone a bitchslapping lesson to protect his energy racket.  

NSA please go screw yourselves.  

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 23:04 | 3641023 lolmao500
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Yeah but now they gonna give them high tech stuff... The rebels are getting their asses kicked... and the Syrian army + Hezbollah is preparing to retake Aleppo in the next few hours... Even Israelis analysts say the rebels are likely to get totally destroyed within weeks...

So this is a crossroad for the proxy war... either kick it up a notch (including a no-fly zone)... or abandon the whole thing.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 23:28 | 3641132 ILLILLILLI
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In all likelihood they'll be the RedShield® brand...

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 23:31 | 3641137 tip e. canoe
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nice mudras mate

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 01:43 | 3641323 chubbyjjfong
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Doesn't really matter anymore, we'll just read the shit out of their emails. 

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 02:45 | 3641373 putaipan
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ooh ooh ... late sunday editoin humor/caption contest -

#1- "and that was me before i got dead at school"

#2- "and that's mandingo. he's good but won't do gay"

#3- "skittles! unicorns shitting skittles!"

#4- the hunt for anwar alaki jr.

#5- "they are both really shiny... but the flotus says i don't do apples"

#6 the hunt for anwar alaki sr. .... air force 1 capture

#6 "oh you guy's! i had no idea michell could make those apples fit!"

#7 "should i spell it axlerod or AXLE RODD "

#8 "i too am very lonley. adult friend finder #4774-b9."

#9 "and after the purchase of the pork plant, we will procede with all of your national parks and the land siezed under agenda 21"

#10 "i have authorized the transfer of your gold. it should take about seven years"

#11 activating the mini bar cam/gps drone strike on a certain hotel room in hong kong

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 08:40 | 3641611 tango
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All the talk (breathless excitement?) about Assad winning with Iran and Hezbollah fail in the long run.  He heads a religious minority family dynasty that for decades has maintained control through force.  He and especially his family have gotten filthy rich from looting. I seriousy doubt that the 90% Sunni who have been on the outside for fifty years are going to quietly go back to enriching those in charge.  Start the down arrows for daring to criticize the new ZH hero - that champion of individual liberty, Assad.  LOL

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 10:05 | 3641945 giddy
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....ummmm... like another family dynasty of a religious minority who's been looting serfs for generations...eh...

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 22:43 | 3641035 NOTW777
Mon, 06/10/2013 - 03:17 | 3641395 CrashingDollars
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Lets be honest, they're just trying to make it 'legal' now.  The CIA has undoubtedly been giving them weapons.  Good ol' CIA, the devil we know all too well.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 08:43 | 3641617 tango
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You write as if the CIA were the sole weapons distributor in the world when the reality is that every nation - US, UK, Russia, China, France, Korea, Brazil, Iran - has been selling/delivering weapons like a madman for decades.  I believe Russia is doing so in Syria as we speak (don't worry, I know there won't be a protest heard here).   It's OK to bash the CIA for trying to sneak in arms to the Syrian rebels but jesus, get some perspective on the matter.  It's a global thing.. 

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 10:07 | 3641952 giddy
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...ummmmm...you're right...he forgot to mention Mossad as primary distributor...

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 22:24 | 3640969 espirit
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...and Russia close to OK on arming Syrian government.

Oh wait, both are OLD news.

Not too many moves left on their checkerboard.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 22:28 | 3640982 otto skorzeny
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If this means I can pick up a cheap Russian-made RPD on the black market I am all for it.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 22:36 | 3641016 espirit
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I want an RPG.  Can I say that here?

Wait, there's a knock at the door - be right back...

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 22:51 | 3641057 espirit
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The neighbors house is/was a flaming hole in the ground, MSM said it was a nat gas explosion.  Funny though, I could have sworn the utilities div said we'd never get the lines this far out.

Guess I won't be using their unsecured wireless network to post here anymore - Oh well.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 23:07 | 3641085 OldPhart
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Ultimate brain washing going on...check this out.

 

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/06/09/california-school-holds-toy-gun-exchange/

 

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 01:56 | 3641338 Meat Hammer
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In related news, I know where I can go buy a shit-ton of toy guns on the cheap for my non-pansy-ass sons so they can massacre each other from point-blank range because they realize it's just pretend.  

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 09:21 | 3641755 GMadScientist
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Why buy them toys?

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 22:31 | 3640999 Midasking
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Will people ever wake up?... http://tinyurl.com/n8hmfya

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 23:39 | 3641155 JLee2027
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The People have been waking up. The Government is no longer listening. We live in interesting times that could turn many different ways.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 22:50 | 3641055 rosiescenario
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....this should turn out just as well as our having helped the radicals in Afghanistan defeat the Russians...

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 00:03 | 3641194 DIgnified
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Interesting comparison.

Remember the "Finders"?

With things like this, and this and this and this, your comment may be more accurate than you know.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 00:32 | 3641242 rotagen
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Can I just note that Obama is one ugly homosexual dude.  Inside and out.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 01:07 | 3641287 williambanzai7
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THE OBLITERATOR

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 01:31 | 3641308 Non Passaran
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LOL!

Going for that Nintendo Medal.

Let's hope Anonymous replaced Ed's location with Nancy's.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 04:18 | 3641411 savagegoose
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yeah but new us missiles you have to log into google maps before u can arm and fire them.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 22:19 | 3640959 jomama
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y'all are giving bartcop a run for their bunnybux with these photos.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 22:29 | 3640989 espirit
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Cheesepoops.

Say francis, I did spell it right in this circumstance - didn't I?

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 22:22 | 3640966 magpie
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No longer interesting.

 

Who is reading Obama's emails ?

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 22:41 | 3641028 Tijuana Donkey Show
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The chinks, who else? Who do you think leaked this story? Why did he go to Hong Kong.He got pulled over........

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 22:53 | 3641065 Redneck Hippy
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I hope Obama's emails are more interesting than mine.

I'm not sure which is worse, the NSA reading my emails or Google reading my emails.

Net/net doesn't seem to make much difference.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 22:23 | 3640968 CalibratedConfidence
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LULZ

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 22:25 | 3640972 The Shootist
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Robert Gibbels.
TOTUS likes reading our shit too.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 22:29 | 3640975 otto skorzeny
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It's all fag porn he's checking out- although with the Japanese dude it's probably a bukakke vid.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 22:48 | 3641049 NoDebt
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I dunno.  That last one seems like he's checking out his eTrade account.  He can't belive he lost so much money on AAPL.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 22:28 | 3640976 Cognitive Dissonance
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"I see nothing.....er....I mean everything." - Sgt. Barrack Schultz

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 22:48 | 3641048 Meat Hammer
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Thanks for reminding me to go send my daily Fuck You, Obama email.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 09:23 | 3641765 GMadScientist
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Okay, but they find your impotent rage amusing at best.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 00:52 | 3641268 RockyRacoon
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Glad  you found something of value here, CD.   I found the article composed of a bunch of Obama press photos to be neither informative nor funny.  I guess I missed the point altogether.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 01:34 | 3641314 One World Mafia
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I agree.  It's a 180 from the ZH comedic genius I'm used to seeing.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 02:50 | 3641379 putaipan
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see pathetic attempt to bring this otherwise dumb ass thread around, above.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 09:49 | 3641878 RockyRacoon
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Your captions are clever.  I guess it's up to us now to supply our own humor -- must be austerity setting in at the editorial level.   Things are bad all over.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 22:29 | 3640978 Dr. Engali
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When he said "the most open and transparent regime ever" he meant all of our lives would be open and transparent to him.

See something say something bitchez!

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 22:52 | 3641060 NoDebt
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I just saw something!

I saw the end of freedom, privacy, property rights, the right to bear arms and freedom from governmental persecution.  Is that important?

Where's the suggestion box?

 

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 23:15 | 3641103 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Edward Snowden saw something and said something.

How do you like them apples, Janet?

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 23:18 | 3641109 Dr. Engali
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+ 1

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 23:19 | 3641110 tip e. canoe
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frosty, curly.

fucking frosty.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 23:37 | 3641150 knukles
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Comment of the Century

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 22:28 | 3640983 Truther
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I sent him one asking why he is reading mine!!!! See his face?

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 22:28 | 3640985 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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Wait until Congress finds out they been spied on also then all of a sudden these assholes will start giving a fuck.

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2013/06/09/Snooping-Concerns-Eme...

Amid the revelations that the National Security Agency has been secretly monitoring the records of millions of phone calls across the country via telephone service provider Verizon,  Congress is concerned that the NSA's actions may have also captured phone calls of lawmakers and their staffers. It should be noted that Verizon is one of the main service providers to government issued Blackberries members and their staff use to communicate with one another.

A senior hill staffer on the House side told Breitbart News on Sunday, “I have grave concerns over the privacy of communications between staff and their member of Congress. All of our communications go through Verizon or ATT to reach our Blackberries." The staffer added, "Through a blanket seizing of these communications, the NSA is permanently intercepting and storing privileged material. This rasies further constitutional issues regarding separation of powers."

A senior Senate staffer agreed telling Breitbart News, "Senators and staff all use Verizon phones. So the executive branch is monitoring the meta data of the Senate. This seems like a violation of the Speech and Debate Clause of the Constitution."

....

Now they remember there is a fucking Constitution when they realize they been spied on also. Fucking same assholes who voted to enable all these programs and spending allocated towards.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 22:32 | 3641002 espirit
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It's Collusion, on a grand scale.

Noone is innocent.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 22:33 | 3641006 otto skorzeny
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You're kidding right- the CIA and FBI already have videos of every member of Congress in some kind of disgusting, deviant sexual act to keep them all in line.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 22:41 | 3641029 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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This is different. They didn't throw the NSA under the bus.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 22:37 | 3641019 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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You know where this is going. Front page news and horse and pony Congressional hearings. More bread and circuses. Get your guns ready if they make a positive connection here to the Oreo, WWIII or/and martial law is up next.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 07:12 | 3641506 therearetoomany...
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I want Snowden to be real but it really seems as if all these 'things' are breaking lately.   GLenn Beck calls this Scandalpalooza.  Why is this happening now?  If they're showing you the left hand, what is the right doing? '

I want so much for this to be 'real' but I think they're trying to get everyone in the US to say "Fuck it, it's broken, PLEASE GOVT FIX IT FOR US"  and, so...they will.  

You thought liberty is dead, went until these left wing cum fascist nuts 'fix it'....

 

Please Lord God in Heaven, please let this be real and please bring more whistleblowers forward.

 

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 23:13 | 3641098 FreedomGuy
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They probably have compromising photos of most of Congress and their conversations with hookers (not to be confused with lobbyists). When a key vote for more funding is needed they will trot them out a.k.a. the Godfather.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 09:15 | 3641735 Paveway IV
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Probably? The DEA's T2S2 wiretapping software from Verint was installed at AT&T hubs and was busy recording domestic phone conversations on demand back in 1997. The big telcos used a common system for billing info, written by, ran and maintained by a company called Amdocs (the same one they all use today). That information was available to the DEA with a court order.

16 years ago, the government was able to trace every domestic call via Amdocs and listen to content recorded by Verint with a few keystrokes.

All the companies involved were Israeli and wouldn't reveal their source code to the U.S. government or let the government operate the equipment themselves. Back-doors aplenty. FBI found Israeli spies at the vendors with lists of all the 'secret' government telephone numbers almost right after the systems were installed.

The NSA actually warned the White House in 1999 that Israel Intelligence already had access to these systems and were most likely listening live or recording any U.S. line they wanted - including all the 'secret' government numbers and the private numbers of congress, spooks, cops, reporters, etc.

I doubt the NSA is black-mailing anybody - mostly since Israel wouldn't permit it. If Israel, on the other hand, is blackmailing most of the U.S. government - especially Congress - then a lot of bizzare fed behavior suddenly starts to make sense.  

 

 

 

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 09:27 | 3641777 GMadScientist
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Almost guaranteed to infringe on the rights of innocent Americans while doing nothing to help the DEA because noone who is running enough drugs to matter uses a goddamn telephone.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 05:39 | 3641443 scatterbrains
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Constitution?  haha funny... the only thing they're concerned about is who's front running their insider trades via spying on these devices... constitution  lol.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 09:34 | 3641806 GMadScientist
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Look everyone, "senior Senate staffers" are too fucking dumb to use the crypto on their crackberries.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 22:29 | 3640988 ziggy59
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Check early, check often

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 22:29 | 3640990 TeamDepends
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Yeah, keep on laughing Valerie.  We will be howling with laughter when you are penned up in the FEMA camps that were built for us "betrayers".  We will also make a nice profit selling rotten vegetables to ill-wishers to hurl at you.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 23:11 | 3641093 Go Tribe
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I wonder if she'll scream like Perle?

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 07:33 | 3641525 kralizec
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I'll laugh...when they're all dangling from streetlights.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 22:29 | 3640991 jon dough
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This is too cool, a screen for EACH eye!

Makes my head hurt, though...

Joe! Get your ass over here and look at these 2 screens for me for a while, will ya?

 

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 00:01 | 3641158 knukles
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Sure.  Which one, boss?
Both of 'em, dumbass.
It makes my head hurt.  Hey Janet, look what I see!

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 22:30 | 3640992 A Lunatic
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Hey 'Bama, why am I still getting calls from the mortgage company????

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 22:30 | 3640994 ziggy59
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Watergate was a leaky faucet compared to this.. This is Tsunami Gate

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 23:23 | 3641119 NoDebt
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Do you think it's conincidence all this is coming out now?  Do you think that's air you're breathing?

Watch closely through all the screaming and hand waving as........ nothing happens to change it.

Both sides WANT this capability.  Both side recognize the power and control it gives.  It's too intoxicating to turn it all off.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 23:26 | 3641129 NoDebt
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Do you think it's conincidence all this is coming out now?  Do you think that's air you're breathing?

Watch closely through all the screaming and hand waving as........ nothing happens to change it.

Both sides WANT this capability.  Both side recognize the power and control it gives.  It's too intoxicating to turn it all off.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 06:41 | 3641482 Everybodys All ...
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Floodgate

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 22:30 | 3640996 Duc888
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Hope and Change.

 

Ha.

 

Keep voting suckers.

 

The jokes on you.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 22:32 | 3641003 ziggy59
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Whats that air raid siren? Thats AOLs new sound for Obama..

..You Got Mail!

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 22:33 | 3641008 IridiumRebel
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Mr. Obama, if you're reading this.....

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 22:44 | 3641025 One And Only
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I jerk off on the XBOX cam JUST so NSA can watch me blow a load.

It get's me off. I like being recorded. Don't judge.

...can't wait for google glass when I can blow load after load on the record.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 22:45 | 3641036 mofreedom
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and they like it cause they're gay.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 22:49 | 3641040 One And Only
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With google glass they can watch stroke-for-stroke. Have them fantasize about the D while I plan terroist activities.

 

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 22:54 | 3641066 Meat Hammer
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Please, oh please use an Obama-Biden 2012 t-shirt as a spooge rag.  

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 23:18 | 3641107 TheFourthStooge-ing
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That is the crustiest bit, the mattering thing.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 23:59 | 3641185 Bastiat
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. . . or get an Obama blowup doll.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 00:28 | 3641232 One And Only
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...Obama can get a blow up doll of me

He's the one that likes to watch ;)

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 22:54 | 3641067 mofreedom
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terrorists, there are no stinking terrorists, unless you are white male you like old spice deodorant...and we know who you are cause we got all your cc info.  zero productivity.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 23:14 | 3641100 ebworthen
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I hear the upcoming XBOX One will require that the Kinect be plugged in and on for the console to work.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 22:47 | 3641045 buzzsaw99
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Don't worry, China is reading all of HIS e-mails. lolololololol

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 22:49 | 3641052 mofreedom
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we're from the government and we're here to read your emails, listen to your calls, watch you screw your wife, sniff you dirty underwear.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 23:02 | 3641079 otto skorzeny
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If they're watching for me to screw my wife they're going to be waiting a long, long time

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 23:44 | 3641165 knukles
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LOL

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 03:57 | 3641400 ebworthen
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LOL

Yes, but at least you have the OPPORTUNITY to do so.

How bad can it be?

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 10:19 | 3641986 DosZap
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If they're watching for me to screw my wife they're going to be waiting a long, long time

+1000-LOL LOL,BEST of the day!,roger that bro!.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 22:52 | 3641059 Atomizer
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Bo pretending to serve his master. Meanwhile, Bo’s operative is opening backdoor access to further infiltrate anonymous WH parlor pinko email accounts.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 09:36 | 3641812 GMadScientist
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TMI.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 23:00 | 3641074 Fake_nation
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Hahaha, great stuff. 

This is how Jay Carney fails at revolutionary propaganda:

http://www.fakenation.info/please/image-war-jay-carney-vs-vladimir-lenin

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 23:01 | 3641075 replaceme
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A couple weeks ago I had the thought, does Obama really want to throw the CIA under the bus with the Benghazi blame dispersal game he was playing - I'm now suddenly thinking is this payback?

 

#readthismotherf*cker

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 14:08 | 3642886 Diogenes
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You're a little behind the times. Obama is a 3d generation CIA asset. He was groomed by his handlers for years to get into this job. Chance of his doing anything they don't want him to do is zero.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 23:06 | 3641084 QE49er
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Mr. Anderson...Like what I've done to the place?

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 23:11 | 3641095 lolmao500
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Don't worry, the military won't rebel!

http://www.wnd.com/2013/06/military-told-not-to-read-obama-scandal-news/

Military told not to read Obama-scandal news

Verizon phone records story off-limits to airmen

President Obama has said the outrage over the federal government’s decision to monitor citizens’ phone activity is all “hype.”

He might want to share his opinion with the Air Force, which is ordering members of the service not to look at news stories about it.

WND has received an unclassified NOTAM (Notice to Airmen) that warns airmen not to look at news stories related to the data-mining scandal.

The notice applies to users of the Air Force NIPRNET (Non-classified Internet Protocol Router Network), which is the only way that many troops stationed overseas and on bases in the U.S. are able to access the Internet.

The last line of the executive summary states:

“Users are not to use AF NIPRNET systems to access the Verizon phone records collection and other related news stories because the action could constitute a Classified Message Incident.”

Cindy McGee, the mother of an airman stationed in the UAE, spoke with WND.

“The fact that our government is attempting to censor our service members from the truth of what is happening here at home is truly frightening and disheartening,” said McGee.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 23:18 | 3641106 Dr. Engali
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Hopefully the men and women of the rank and file will do the right thing. We know what the generals and private security forces will do.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 23:23 | 3641118 lolmao500
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Kill innocent people for a paycheck? Ya.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 23:24 | 3641121 WTFUD
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David fancy a RodinYourAxil sure looks like one real motherfuckin' scary dude!
Clocked him on Fox ( just flippin through honest ) and not one cunt on the panel dared eyeball him.
Shockin yes shockin i say that the man who almost singlehandedly got Obama elected/re hasn't received even one steenkin' Nobel for Evil, err peace, bless 'im.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 23:25 | 3641125 lolmao500
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In the next 30 days, it will be announced that hacked emails were used to blackmail and extort Chief Justice Roberts. Very embarrassing emails were obtained, and he was told to vote to declare Obamacare unconstitutional, or his family life would be destroyed.

This story is going to come out. I have it on very good authority.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 23:56 | 3641183 JLee2027
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You mean constitutional. Sounds like you just released it.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 01:38 | 3641317 lolmao500
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Yeah I meant constitutional.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 07:56 | 3641551 Ljoot
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I just had a constitutional!

 

 

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 06:45 | 3641484 Everybodys All ...
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I think that is likely what happened to General Petraeus with respect to what he knew and would say about Benghazi.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 07:20 | 3641512 therearetoomany...
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This sounds quite plausible and really, right out of the clinton playbook (who do you think is Soros' puppetmaster controlling the USA part of the equation).  I recall hearing a report or maybe reading one of the other justices who said that Roberts changed his mind a day or two before the decision was released.

Besides, his logic was faulty and just didn't make any sense, which also is quite clintonesque.  Depending on what the meaning of is, is.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 07:43 | 3641539 MassDecep
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Justice Roberts and 100's like him. The whole system is a blackmail. It is hard to resist a young extremely beautiful women, when you think "no one will know". The Evil, knows what you do, and has evidence. And that includes everyone of us. Seek the Lord Jesus, and live in his Spirit. Peace and joy will follow you.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 23:37 | 3641135 tip e. canoe
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"Any analyst at any time can select anyone...from you or your accountant to a federal judge or even the President...if I had their personal email." - ed snowden

simple really, Big O's just a pawn like the rest of us, he's just not willing to admit it...yet. 

whether he does or not is immaterial at this point...Pandora, she's outta the Box...

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 23:47 | 3641173 knukles
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Know what the 8th deadly sin was in Pandora's Box?

It was HOPE

The 9th was CHANGE.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 23:52 | 3641178 tip e. canoe
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how lovely...that means we're closer to the beginning of the end..

...or the end of the beginning depending how you choose to take a look.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 23:47 | 3641170 WHATDIFFERENCED...
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It used to be (eons ago), don't put anything in writing you wouldnt want your mother to read, now its the government?

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 04:18 | 3641412 ajax
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@ WHATDIFFERENCED "It used to be (eons ago), don't put anything in writing you wouldnt want your mother to read, now its the government?" 

 Here's the rule, the Golden Rule (which hasn't changed):

 A SMART GIRL NEVER PUTS ANYTHING IN WRITING

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 00:13 | 3641216 1C3-N1N3
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What's with the gumball/m&m machine?

WHAT'S IN THOSE M&M'S?!

(Your kid may be eating that and worse.)

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 00:21 | 3641224 blazes93
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I wonder how many emails, phone calls were "analyzed" by Obama from Romney's campaign....

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 00:33 | 3641244 1C3-N1N3
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I'ma guess zero -- as Romney was, and remains, no threat to the status quo.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 07:25 | 3641518 therearetoomany...
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A down vote?  You mean, someone still thinks obumbler is 'innocent'?  Hahahahahahahahhahahahahah

 

Or,

"Do not try to bend the spoon....instead, realize that there is NO SPOON."

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 09:40 | 3641830 GMadScientist
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What would they find that the Romnoid didn't blurt out in public anyway?

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 00:40 | 3641253 q99x2
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‘Missile defense killer’: Russia finalizes testing on prototype ICBM

This is what the fraudulent and criminal actions of Obama and Holder and the FED and Wall St banks create in the world.

And the military. What are the officers individual personalities like that ultimately make decisions for the rest of the people on the planet. Are they mature and developed enough after decades of killing millions in support of corporate greed?

Wheez all about to be in a shitload of hurt if we let this president and his Wall St bosses remain in office.

 

 

 

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 00:52 | 3641267 evernewecon
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There’s nothing “statist” or “liberal”

about selling monopoly or catering to

military control freaks or banking kooks.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 09:44 | 3641851 GMadScientist
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A "broad tapestry" indeed; it turns out greed and thirst for power are human foibles after all.

I sure hate it when "liberals" like Duke Cunningham get caught with hookers in under-the-tables arms deals. LOL

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 01:57 | 3641340 wisefool
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We should probably bury him at sea. According to Ancient Muslim tradition. Thats the only way we can be sure.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 07:09 | 3641491 BTFDemocracy
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wrong reply. delete

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 02:12 | 3641343 q99x2
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Yep I listened to Obama and he said the FEDs are now attacking the citizens of the US as enemies to protect them.

He must be impeached and the States have to begin resistance against the Federal banking cartels.

And then there are the photos of McCain in a photo op begging funds for his Al-Qaeda buddies.

What happened to my world. I had a feeling I was a little off base but somehow the feeling has infected my external surrondings.

How did I get here. This is not my house. This is not my beautiful wife... --David Byrne.

I mean you know we are in trouble when CNBC runs a 15 minute anti Obama/Holder piece on this.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 07:01 | 3641489 therearetoomany...
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McCain is a second rate coat tail grabber. Ambassador Stevens was in Libya when he was murdered to get back and.or transfer weaponry to our enemies in Al-Qaeda so Obama could continue to foment 'regime change' inSyria.   Obama is head of all this and that said, he is first and foremost a treasoner.   Same with all that supported him...at the very least, we gave weapons to Iran originally to fight our ENEMIES but to give weapons to our enemies to fight our, I don't know, not so dangerous enemies, that is twisted...and as Obama said when they killed Bin Laden, he was there, he made the call.  He's the commander in chief...he should go down with this ship.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 07:08 | 3641497 BTFDemocracy
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Practically every news outlet has Mr. Snowden on front page today, except CNBC...

Edit: Did a search on CNBC, not a single article dedicated to Snowden as of 7AM EST 6/10. Looks like it's a non-event to them.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 07:51 | 3641546 therearetoomany...
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does anyone, except for obama and buffet cocksuckers still watch CNBC??

starve that beast dammit, don't even visit the site

 

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 08:29 | 3641596 Peter Pan
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Whoever coined the term presstitutes hit the nail on the head.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 08:33 | 3641602 indio007
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Your post reminds of of the latest PSA that have been running on the Boston MBTA. It goes something like this. "If you assault an mbta worker, we will find you arrest you and prosecute you. Your safety is important to us.''

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 02:29 | 3641364 yt75
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Pas exactement le même sujet mais extrêmement proche et tout aussi important.

Il n'y a pas de fatalité technique à la goinfrerie actuelle d'informations personnelles sur les "profils utilisateurs", ni utilisation de vrais noms plus ou moins imposée, etc.

Et -aucun besoin d'ID unique- partagé entre les services par utilisateurs.

 Par contre clairement besoin d'un nouveau rôle, d'une notion de "sphère privée" ou compte pour les données clés, séparation des rôles, plusieurs organisations dans le rôle, et possibilité de déménager.

D'autre part aucune loi "défensive ou contraignante sur l'existant" ne fonctionnera.

http://iiscn.wordpress.com/2011/06/29/idenum-une-mauvaise-idee/

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 04:28 | 3641419 Henry Hub
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Quoi? Je ne comprend pas.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 05:01 | 3641430 Bearwagon
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Having learned french in another life, long time ago, I was at least able to understand. But I'd propose that you translate this, it's not very long and other ZHer's would be able to read it, too. (My french is bad enough that I don't feel qualified myself.)

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 06:30 | 3641476 yt75
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The point is quite simple : there is no "technical fatality" regarding current monstruous thirst for personal data on all profiles etc.

But a new "third party role" is clearly required, very clear role separation, several organisations in it, ability to move from one to another.

Especially for stuff like "logging using your fb twitter g+ etc account"

Will try to make an english version if I find the time.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 06:12 | 3641469 Apostate2
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No, too late. The tech is beyond this.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 05:36 | 3641440 Lady Heather...UNCLE
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That doofus TOTUS of yours reminds me of our Head of Government...John (gay) Key. We are doomed Captain Mainwaring!

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