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IMF Says Another Greek Bailout Necessary

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Just six short months ago (before GGBs rallied 119% and the Athens Stock Index 53%), the EU and IMF agreed on Greek Debt/GDP targets, pronounced the nation "fixed", and went on winter vacation. Well, surprise, the hockey-stick of expected GDP has not come to pass and now, as Der Spiegel reports, the IMF is refusing to participate in further rescue programs for Greece unless financing for the nation is secured for the next 12 months - in other words - a new haircut for Greece will be required to cover the EUR4.6 billion funding shortfall.


 

Christine Lagarde's 'fund' is putting pressure on EUR members, after their mea culpa last week at the biliousness of their previous efforts to save the troubled PIIG nation, to agree to these new haircuts. This will not be a pretty dance - as with Merkel now a few short months away from a general election (and Germany owed EUR15 billion in KfW loans and a further EUR35 billion contributions to ESM/EFSF mechanisms), any agreement on her part would solidify opposition parties' proof that taxpayer money was lost (and the good money after bad argument).

Perhaps that is why GGB prices have dropped over 10% in the last week?

 


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Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:18 | Link to Comment bugs_
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Don't you wish you could have just one?

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:21 | Link to Comment cifo
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Now, if we could only get a good gold whistlerblower....

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:28 | Link to Comment This just in
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Who would play the role of the whistler?

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:33 | Link to Comment ShrNfr
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Is that what Bill Clinton calls it??

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:37 | Link to Comment espirit
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Hockey Schict, or scythe?

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:46 | Link to Comment Pure Evil
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Its all biliousness to me.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:50 | Link to Comment knukles
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This gives hole new meaning to Greek Style, as in "taking it up the butt", or "no ifs ends your butts", or "butt butt butt"...
Will this shit never stop?

The world has gone mad, I tell ya', mad.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:58 | Link to Comment Pure Evil
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Is it time to move to Butt Fuck Egypt yet?

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 20:05 | Link to Comment flacon
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Egypt? I thought it was Luxembourg's turn, then Venezuela, then Italy, Spain, Portugal, and THEN Egypt, and THEN Iran, and THEN Japan. It's getting so hard to keep track these days.... 

 

Shit I forgot Argentina... see-whud-I-mean?!

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 20:31 | Link to Comment cifo
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Honestly, I am proud to be in such a great company! You guys rock! This is better than i scream :)

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 20:29 | Link to Comment spine001
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Greece, why now? That is the key question to delve on? They all know it is bankrupt and insolvent, so why do this now? The IMF responds to the USA...

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 20:07 | Link to Comment Midasking
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who didn't see that one coming.. I am more concerned about who is going to bailout Uncle Scam.. http://tinyurl.com/n8hmfya

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 21:28 | Link to Comment lolmao500
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Taxpayers will, of course.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:19 | Link to Comment Chaffinch
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Will that make it 3 bailouts or 4?

I'm losing count here...

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:36 | Link to Comment EscapeKey
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It would make it the 4th, or the 3rd which would "never happen".

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:41 | Link to Comment asteroids
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Greece is a black hole. The money goes into the hole and goes straight to external banks. The people just get poorer. Unemployment continues to rise along with poverty and suicide. The Greeks need to stop this themselves. NBG did a 10-1 reverse split and it's fallen terribly in the last few weeks. Wake up Greeks!

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 20:58 | Link to Comment TheFourthStooge-ing
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I must admit, the necessity of another Greek bailout comes as a complete and total surprise to me. I am utterly at a loss for words regarding this unexpected, unpredictable, and shocking turn of happenstance.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 01:32 | Link to Comment Nobody For President
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I, too, am shocked - SHOCKED at this unbelievable turn of events. However, there is no question that the forthcoming 'bail in' solution that is sure to emerge will finally turn around the Greek economy and return this long suffering country and its people to health and prosperity.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:42 | Link to Comment slaughterer
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Not a bailout, a BAIL-IN is scheduled to happen.  Go to nail those rich Greek tax-evading shipping millionaires and save Merkel's election chances.  

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 20:20 | Link to Comment BigJim
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 Go to nail those rich Greek tax-evading shipping millionaires and save Merkel's election chances. 

If they've got any sense all their money will be in Germany.

I suppose the Krauts could choose to help Greece 'bail-in' those holdings, though. Where else to park your millions... Hmmm.. Cyprus? Luxembourg? Switzerland?

All this shit going on, and Europeans STILL don't understand having phyz. How quickly we forget...

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:19 | Link to Comment Devotional
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The EU is doomed.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:33 | Link to Comment bank guy in Brussels
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Really it's more that the euro-zone is doomed, it must split up

My thought is the northern - Germanic countries will keep the euro but the Mediterranean countries including France will all leave

The EU itself will go into reverse, and become what it was 15 years ago ... a somewhat sleepy body overseeing a friendly customs and free trading area

With Inspector Clouseau in charge of security once again, like he should be

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:41 | Link to Comment Never One Roach
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Bank guy, do you think the Euro could come out of this stronger then before? Germany has lots o gold as do many of the other northern countries...and lots of resources in highly educated people.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:48 | Link to Comment otto skorzeny
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Germany loves the weak EU states because it keeps the Euro from ripping as high as the the Swiss franc.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 20:25 | Link to Comment BigJim
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Well, they can't have both ways. They vendor-financed the PIIGS' German purchases, and now the PIIGS can't pay.

So... either they'll have to bail them (ie, their own banks) out, or force them into a generations-long depression that will trigger EZ-exit and default anyway, or end the Euro.

There's no easy solution for a creditor that's lent too much money to the unproductive without sufficient collateral... I suppose the PIIGS can just give over their countries to Germany as payment; but will their people stand for it?

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:46 | Link to Comment otto skorzeny
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I hope they have a 2 tiered Euro - it as expensive as hell to go to Italy.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 20:26 | Link to Comment BigJim
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Copy that! I'm looking forward to cheap hot holidays again myself!

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 20:29 | Link to Comment Kirk2NCC1701
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I miss the old Europe. When things were cheap in the southern and eastern countries, and they did not have the 'refugee' riff-raff and associated drugs & crime.

And when the only criminal record your neighbor had, was "Please release Me" by Englebert Humperdink.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:19 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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Now that Abe has blown his wad the focus must be turned on Europe....... again. Four years later and we're still talking about the same crap.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:37 | Link to Comment butchee
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Are you sayin' that the BoE's new fiat flingin' Carney-vore won't pull the global financial ponzi's fat outta the fire?

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:49 | Link to Comment NoDebt
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They go seasonally.  Europe in the summer, us in the fall and Japan in the spring.

Word to the Greeks (which they won't listen to, even with the specatcle of Cyprus just off their coast):

JUST. WALK. THE. FUCK. AWAY. ALREADY.  You lost.  Stop playing.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 20:27 | Link to Comment BigJim
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Learn German and open a kebab store in Berlin, Stavros.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 07:30 | Link to Comment Terp
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JUST. WALK. THE. FUCK. AWAY. ALREADY.

 

As every sane person has been saying for 3 years now.

But somehow they want us to believe that their busload of overpaid econ smartasses couldn´t possibly have seen that coming. Ridiculous.

Yet nobody calls bullshit. Watch the idiots in this country vote for Jack Johnson instead of John Jackson in September.

It makes you want to puke.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:22 | Link to Comment darteaus
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Time for Greek bank depositors to line up and grab the ankles.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:25 | Link to Comment Zero Point
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Is it wrong to find the lack of bank runs throughout Europe, hilarious?

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:27 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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Is it even worse to find the lack of bank runs in the U.S. even more hilarious. Wait until we get a bank holiday here.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:41 | Link to Comment Peter Pan
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What I find even more amusing is that fractional reserve banking can exist for so long in spite of such leverage. It is for this reason tht I fear that ths charade is not over by a long stretch.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:43 | Link to Comment Urban Redneck
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Between what's going on in Japan and with debt PIIGS, the absence of a investors burning rubber to get into USTs should be skidmark TERRIFYING.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:40 | Link to Comment bank guy in Brussels
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There actually may be large scale bank runs in southern Europe by large depositors, but we are not being told

Some reports say that the ECB has been 'delaying' certain key statistics ... and the thought is that the ECB is secretly pumping in printed euros to compensate for deposits that are fleeing

There is a dark game going on between Mario Draghi and Angela Merkel before the German election in September ... perhaps a secret deal, Mario keeps the euro-zone afloat till then, and if she gets back in, then Mario can print like Japan, after some 'crisis', easy enough to spark given how bad the banks are here

It may be a while before we really know what is going on

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:52 | Link to Comment NoDebt
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I agree completely.  It's been quiet over there.  Too quiet and for too long.  They have been up to no good behind the scenes there almost certainly.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 20:29 | Link to Comment BigJim
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Tush, such suspicious minds you have!

Next you'll be saying they're recording our every keystroke.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 02:00 | Link to Comment Nobody For President
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Lordie, I wish I didn't have to give you a greenie for that.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 07:33 | Link to Comment Terp
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Its a good thing they can entertain the populace with sob stories of flooded villages for a while longer.

/sarc

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:22 | Link to Comment disabledvet
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i know the WSJ reported on all the money that (was) made in these bets "over there"...but are we talking about holding this paper to maturity or what? how about a little reporting on matters financial for the first time in history WSJ? I mean GIVE THE WORLD A BREAK okay. Now...let's proceed to "the Big Story" which is how Japan...which is going on 20 years of being Greece...is going to avoid the same thing.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:34 | Link to Comment EscapeKey
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Buying an asset of no actual value in the hope of selling it to the greater fool down the road.

In other words; WSJ value investing.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 20:31 | Link to Comment BigJim
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Jeez, relax, will you? The CBs will just buy EVERYTHING that threatens to lose enough value to threaten 'our' system's stability. They'll hold it to maturity and then 'poof' the problem goes away.

See? Simples. 

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:22 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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    It seems like just yesterday we were discussing the plight of Greece. OH WAIT, It was just yesterday!

   Watch the rats run to unload GGBs.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:26 | Link to Comment Ineverslice
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Missed it by that much.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPwrodxghrw

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:29 | Link to Comment suteibu
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But Hollande stood in Tokyo with Abe last week and said that the EU crisis was over. 

"What you need to understand here in Japan is that the crisis in Europe is over."

Surely he wouldn't lie to the Japanese...would he?

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 20:09 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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The only people who can be (successfully) lied to are those who lie to themselves.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 20:16 | Link to Comment suteibu
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Here's another one to test this axiom.  Japan just released "revised" GDP numbers indicating that the economy grew an annualized 4.1% in the first quarter instead of the previously reported 3.5%.  Surely this isn't a lie, right?

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 20:32 | Link to Comment BigJim
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I LOVE GDP! All you do is 'underestimate' inflation and bingo! Recession gone.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 01:53 | Link to Comment Bunga Bunga
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LOL  "When it becomes serious, you have to lie"... right?

Jean-Claude Juncker, Luxembourg PM and Head Euro-Zone Finance Minister says "When it becomes serious, you have to lie"

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:32 | Link to Comment Peter Pan
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Just another extend and pretend?

Greece can bail herself out by walking away from the Euro.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:32 | Link to Comment Curt W
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Greek bank deposits are going to disappear soon.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:38 | Link to Comment Peter Pan
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They are going to be given a haircut that is even going to leave gashes on the scalp.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:43 | Link to Comment ThunderingTurd
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No doubt! If I were a Greek citizen with money in the bank I would be yanking it faster than coked out Maria Blowtoromo sucking dick!

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:59 | Link to Comment espirit
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I had to wash my eyes out with soap after reading your post.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 20:06 | Link to Comment Curt W
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Next time try this

http://www.eyebleach.com/

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 20:01 | Link to Comment knukles
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I am, uh... just, ah... not ... quite sure... what to make of that, uh... "comment"? 

I mean.... there are a dozen or so of conflicting visuals slithering through my head, none of which are very appealing.

Amazing, the power of suggestion.

 

I cannot even imagine her undressed....
That is cruel, man...

How will I sleep tonight?

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 20:14 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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Try (mental) blinders. It's a sociopath's recipe to a good nights sleep.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 20:15 | Link to Comment DoChenRollingBearing
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Eewwww!  You're right!  Sometimes words have impressive power, don't they?

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 02:08 | Link to Comment Nobody For President
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God, that mouth, that wiiiiiiiiiiiiide smile...

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:38 | Link to Comment Tortfeasor
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Unpossible!

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:39 | Link to Comment buzzsaw99
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BULLISH!

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:40 | Link to Comment machineh
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The theory of the Versailles conference in 1919 was that Germany could be forced to pay multiples of its GDP in hard currency.

It didn't work. And it's not gonna work in Greece either, with Germany wielding the whip this time round.

The bailouts will continue until the weakest link snaps for good.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 19:47 | Link to Comment Atomizer
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IMF high interest Poverty Loan repayment program to PIIGS hits US taxpayer feeding trough replenishment impasse.

PIIGS

 

Don’t worry. The New FIN iPad Compulsive Debt Accruement App Puts Fund’s Finances at Your Fingertips.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 20:11 | Link to Comment all-priced-in
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Maybe Greece should start accepting USA EBT cards. /sarc

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 20:16 | Link to Comment gatorengineer
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Wonder what the real hole is 20?  

 

 

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 20:14 | Link to Comment Tombstone
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Can't we just send Benny over there to fix things? 

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 20:36 | Link to Comment BigJim
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You're suggesting there is more than one human being on this planet with the power to hold down the 'control' and 'p' keys simultaneously?

Gadzooks... where could this marvel of monetary sagacity be found? 

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 20:18 | Link to Comment nathan1234
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Here comes the Bail in ( not the sun)

Any money left in Greek Banks ! ( other than that of the Govt)

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 20:22 | Link to Comment q99x2
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Is Greece going to default?

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 06:26 | Link to Comment smacker
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They already did but it was renamed.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 20:27 | Link to Comment Spastica Rex
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Sixth time's a charm?

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 20:34 | Link to Comment Kirk2NCC1701
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The Greeks need to either get brains, balls or expect things to get worse.

Is there not a real man left in that country? What a bunch of 'Malakas'!

The Greek philosophers and heroes must be spinning in their graves.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 20:38 | Link to Comment BigJim
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People just refuse to get educated on the monetary system. It's astounding to us here at ZH but 99% of the world really don't want to know how this shit works. They REALLY don't.

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 20:34 | Link to Comment lolmao500
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And when does Greece runs out of money?

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 02:10 | Link to Comment Nobody For President
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July, 2008

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 20:44 | Link to Comment yogibear
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Lost count. What bailout number is this?

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 21:02 | Link to Comment PaperBear
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Well done, IMF, with the other ‘rescues’ of Greece.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 00:04 | Link to Comment darteaus
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BUSH'S FAULT!!

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 00:27 | Link to Comment John Law Lives
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Amazing how rapid GDP recovery in Greece doesn't tend to materialize when there are NO FVCKING JOBS.

EUFUBAR.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 01:50 | Link to Comment They Tried to S...
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This is what happen when you have a weak internal survellance system of your people.

 

Its all Greek to me....

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 02:15 | Link to Comment dojufitz
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If we are all here on ZH talking about this crap in 2020..................

well.................

i'm simply going to have to drink more wine..................

as it is i drink too much.............i might even take up cigar smoking............

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 05:53 | Link to Comment falak pema
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its time u guys all realise that Greece is just a conduit for the Troika to fleece people and pay the banks blood transfusions to keep the system alive.

This blood line will continue all the while there is no growth as those banks are so structurally screwed you have to keep throwing money at them. 

What the MIC scams do, via the "cyber" security and anti terrorist government spending lining pockets of Carlyle and consorts now owning the intelligence network of Empire, the Troika and WS scams copy to keep banks afloat and the oligarchy markets in constant levitation in monetary gravity-less space odyssey. Its all part of the global matrix. 

"We are building a new world, one where welfare pampering of first world ends and nation states bend so that world governance of the elite begins. Our catholic kings of NWO, RR and Maggie, laid out our flight plans from day one and the Bushes put it more into place with global outsourcing, opening up the party to global oligarchs, and Clinton/Greenspan then Zirped and Gl-Steagall revoked it to take-off zone. GWB  hammered it home in war on terror meme and now our blue print is tightly in place for this future century. We are the world and its worth living, if you be the happy few. AMen!

"And don't be fooled by those who think this thing will implode under debt overload. We define what debt and asset ARE as we own the market, the key governments and the petrodollar money line. In fact we now own your butts as you are under constant surveillance. Game over, have a nice day and NEVER EVER think you can be a whistle blower on US and our way of ife, 'cos its NON NEGOTIABLE."

I guess we 99%ers now know what the score is.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 08:43 | Link to Comment overmedicatedun...
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Jon Corzine thinks greek islands are in a bull market at rock bottem prices, and nobody there even knows his name..rape of a suffering people is so easy.

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 12:34 | Link to Comment Dareconomics
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The IMF has admitted that its economic predictions for Greece have been poor and this has caused the Greek people unnecessary suffering.  You can see how bad the predictions have been in the chart above.  Each has missed to the downside including privatization receipts, but the Fund still will not admit that the poor predictions were not mistakes but rather political compromises to enable the Europeans to present their voters with a smaller cost.   

The can was kicked yet again, and once again it appears that we are running out of road.  Greece has missed its unemployment, economic growth and privatization forecasts by so much that another bailout is inevitable by the end of the year just like we wrote months ago:

Recovery Meme Spreads to Greece, Yes, Greece | DARECONOMICS.

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